Worms -Crsrtst tetlslulrnn. frimA as. when Ihe iloelor Iteatln film lutnnttr I llitiloinech Tnt h.ll illuming hf mwi taut nlereanl lap worm, lit llirti tot l lad III three ! h Jieiaed a Upa-wmm 46 feat U, II Mr. Mall Met u MlilfitlHiif, uiMiiCo. I' lmiiillf winker fur l'aa. Clt, um llitmhtyeelland nmllhtiu benintlal r itiMt any illaeaM rained Iry Impui llu4wa Chat. It, Condon, l.ewlelon.r'e,, (MllllliiUn. Plea.ant. palalabl, I'olenl, Till flood. nallniMi paver nicaen.weaaennr imp. iOr,JV.Mo Nr uM (i bulk Tim tint. In Utiltt IK lllped (' I C. Iiuelaolfa.1 t'l ear or you luonty la.k, I - ItllTrrKitl ttllli Womrn. Henry VIII tvns rtiulntc phllosnphl. Ally In Hio royal study. "A man," he muttreil, "cnn stnnrt Mm mnrryltiE Imtill, but It eerlnlnly does make n wnmnn lose her litail." llsltlmora American. Ksperlmico In lliuflmiit show tlml In town suppll"! ttllh snft water the death rnle In 19 3. wlilla In Intvm Hint have n supply or Irnnt water It I only M.I. i Tli telephone directories of lbs cur rent su In New York City noukl nuke pile ren mnl a quarter miles bifb, If pUceil out on Ihe oilier. American MomIm! mllili ram are belnr, e I ported to Japan. The elenMihlp Tan- (u recently mrrlnl shipment of fill, mainly Jerseje. coinlgnfU lu Yokohama. 1 ' "" ' Tim tliUI movement In tliv Petltro. (line Itlvrr l Amherst. N. 8 rrpr ruin three million hnrscpuwer day. A proposition It blnn considered to timnicsa It. Mu Trimble About 'llial, "llul how," ihfjr atseil Jonsb, 'Ml J Ihi whale gel bark, Into deep water afier iU- poeMIng jou on dry land)" "I Mlerr," aald Jouali, "tli comment- ten eiplsln tlmt on lb theory lbt tin whale walled for lli return of high tide. Houudi reasonable, doe.n't It)" A Hard aiautlnril In i:itt. "lla'a pretty successful amateur gardener, ain't hoT" "Oli, I don't know, I nover saw any of hU r.nrdcn truck that looked i Wk or teinptlnc a tho stuff on hit wlfu'i bonnet" Detroit 1'rco l'rcu. Well I'al. TtinConTerMtlonalUt (to well-known autboreii) 1 am o dellxtitril to meet you It wae only tho other day I law comethlnc of your about aome thlns or other In eomu paporl The Bketch. Fair Cllrnt I want you to ti that woman for 3,0)0 damafral Hbt Holt bijt buttiand'a flfclloml Aft Hut, ruAiUm, your butband It well known In tblt ronmiunlty. I advlt you to me iLe woman for a smaller euin -y, Ki. t'ur 'o(iul(lon, "Yoiins man, bate you Toi's Hook of Martyra't" "We bare, but If you will pardon me, Mr. (layman, 1 don't tblok It will Intt rtit you." "Yra, It will; I'm breaklnc In a pair of new abor." Oilraio Tribune. Ilrtrlbullnn, "A curie on tbe man that InrrntK. UM eixital" he eirlalmcd. Hut the nine came borne to rwoit, and rootled. With tbe rreutt that hl bead la ae bald now as an escptant. Chicago Tribune. Pram KnHllHivNt Krnnanir, "la Ileclnnlil na literary ns ho uied to 1)0 T" aald ono young womnn. "Yea." answered tho other. "Only hla taatea have changed- llefore we wero married he used to reclto Omar Khayyam, Now ho recites l'oor Klch nrd' maxima." WaahltiRlon Hlnr. The llrlul.l Hld! "Does Mr BtormlnRton Harnra try to look on tho brlilit eldo of thlnssr aaked ono nclor. "I should say so," answered tho other. "Hn'a never content unless ha la alnrlnit tho spotlight rlfilil In the faco." Wnshlnston Hlar. Poatllllr. Caller This may be a Utile out of your line, but I've noticed that a nui with a big note Is more likely to catch a cold In tbe bead than otbir men are. Why Is IP Information Kdllor I suppoae It's on account of the irealrr site of hla Intake. Don't stumble nrer that pllo of books as you eo out. Chicago Tribune. CRESCENT &&& BAKING POWDER r, high rikJ btVInc nt li ikr rr. twrfitr Mnd Itrltii llitnfoajt, Roldbraro crrtSOoprr ixiunJ. jiiu win fcnii ui yuur mnn anil tujlrtt, we owdrti will do nnil cirri II btlltf. II rilirt lha ilouih anil utakri 11k ht vlll rnd you a book on hrallh and bUnif puwdcr. CHESCENT MFO, CO, Seattle, VVn. iV if eji ei ALBERTA WHEAT LAND $15 Per Aero 10 Years' Time TtiMelandaof Canadian I'aelllo Hallway prnluca from IS lo W buthtU o( whaat, IS to ICO buahala of oata, par aero. All near rallwaya, lawns and aehoola. INolllvaly the bt yliaat laiul prvnoaltlon for man of nvxlorata maaiia. No rrop fallurea. Hand tular fur frra llluttralad lllaralura. fipaclal rataa lit ami lSih ef ayirjr month. IDE.M'CARTHY LAND CO. Oinl. Und Atta, Canadian PacMo IL B. ili-ii I.umbarman'a lIulMlna- PORTLAND, OH Papers peoplF iaHMB "MINTINQ'8 ArrEAL TO THE DILETrANT. Ily Marcel Prevoui, I'alntliiK, I believe, la kcIUiik to bo the most UinptlriK art for the dlletlnnt, moro tunptltiK oven limn music. There nre moro pnliitrra thnn there aro musicians, wrltora, tlinti cvcrylhliiK clue, almost. There nro In fliiltri iiiimlicrs of them. Tho most modest ImiKitiut of pnlnlera reunites hundreds of Kiittsta. At every exposition modern paint Iiirs rover a larxo area of space. And what doc honor In theeo volunteers of nrt la the fact that no financial bait Induces the urciitor part of theMi paint vr to follow this location. In Justice to lliete, dllnttantl of the brush It must be aald that many of them do not pretend that they will fnln either Klory or furtmio by their palnllnKs. U'm presumptuous thnn ports, less rhlmerlenl thnn musi cians, many men of Intent who hniiu up their pictures lu salon from tlmn to tlmo admit tlmt they paint for the plcasuro of painting only. Tho pleasure of palntlm; I complex. Whllo Klvlnn an occupation for tho palntcr'aHilnicrre, pnlntlna; la not rinctly n thlnn to stir the aoul of the amateur. The amateur la not required lo undertnkn a number of com positions and to pick out tho most difficult. A faithful reproduction of a house at tho rdjto of a stream, nnd the amateur hna Rained the name of nn artist. I'nlnttm; within the llmltn In which the dllettnnt cxcrclrcs It la ono of thoso arta where Invention and orlglnnllty have Iteen itreatly rrdurel, A successful copy of a picture of n rrrnt master with thnn passes for a work of art Tim moat mediocre painting has a thousand times more of n ctmnro to be aeon than n literary masterpiece has the chance to he read. It la for these reason that can vna and brush aland In no danger of remaining Idle. Hut will art train by It? That la another ijucstlon. 0 "OLD KAH" PROBLEM FOR YOUNO MAN, Ily John A. Itontiwd, Young men, middle-aired men and old men have been Interested alike In tho problem of the "old man" !n business. That specific com plaint of Uio old man la that ha Is not want ed. Modern business admit tho fact. Hut youns men and men In the prime of their Uvea must crow old. What aro tho youns men and the men of mlddlo age Rolng to do about HT It la not likely that In any near futura the methods of modern business will so change tlmt the old man, per se, will be more In demand than ha la now. Kconomlc phlloiophtea nre to tho effect that In general lha mau who has grown old ought to have competence upon which to retire. Cold, hard facta that nre Indisputable show how jiuKMlble this Is. Probably In the vast majority of case where earnest, honest turn have worked at a chosen work that old age problem la met If, until the end, tho worker la privileged to work. To die In tho hnrneaa I by thou sands considered an Ideal ending of an Ideal life. Ac cumulated money and Idk case have shortened thou sands of Uvea nt the expense of contentment. Kor this typo of man It la a certainty that ability nnd oppor tunity to work until tho end mutt imtlafy. What, then, shall tho young man choose If ho can promlalns him that longest Independent usefulness? ISvery day In tho great cities no keen observer U needed to ace thousand of young men risking their wholo future In action that can bo only ruinous to them. Not nil these action aro positive. The negative Maud may bo an menacing In n hundred way. This working capital I working capital, not Idling, careless, timeserving routine, with dissipation randwlchcd be tween In tho off hours from duty. Hut even work It wlf may ho blind work. It mny m honeat work, with only tho next pay day in the mind of tho worker. Or It mny bo clcnreycd, conscientious work that Invotvei a future more thnn It contemplate the result of yester day or of last jxnr. "Am I a better worker than I was last year?" I the rpeclflo question. "Why im I not belter?" la the fur thor nuettlon which may need following up and forcing a definite answer. Your working capital has been Im paired If you are forced lo nntwrr this second query. Whnt ha done the mlschlcfT Your employer, making such a discovery n to hi working capital, probably would employ nn expert accountant firm to show him the source of such damage. What aro you going lo do nbout your own rnso? 0 MAN'S MIND PART OF UNIVERSAL MIND. Dy 12. E. Fournlcr cTAIbc. Wo are gradually and Inevitably drawn to tho conclusion that mind la everything and matter but an expression of tho universal mind, A table. n house or a machine la the embodiment of aomo human mind. A atone la tho emlodlment of aomo mind at present Inaccessible to us, of aomo will at present Inscrutable. Of ono thing wo may be certain no uni verse exists which ia entirely unconnected with this of oura. Wo know that tho fruit of our cllghtrst act goes thundering down tho age, that nothing I ever effaced, that everything la of Infinite and eternal consequence. And If It leave a permanent mark on the material universe It will affect also all Invisible universe. This reflection may give a new zest to our present form of existence. To pierce Into the Innermost recesses of naturo. to nv Id natural force to our will, to make life happy and glorious for oursolve and our kind, to a cert our supremacy over disease and death, to conquer and rule this unlveme In virtue of the Infinite power within us, such I our task here and now. The Individual la withdrawn towards that renter of sentient life whero all souls are one with tho great over soul. What thta future fate may bo we need not now Inquire. Should It ever become necessary to enter upon and pursuo such Inquiry wo may be sure that a full acquaintance with the law of our present visible uni verse will form the best preparation for It. And these laws wo shall apply with the greater confidence when we know that they aufllco to Interpret not only our own universe, but tho other worlds just discernible on the horizon of our present faculties. WF4HlLTcT0K( mom l"r. A clinical thermometer I probably a inatter-of-courso n household con venience In most fumtllea a I a step ladder or n broom; and It Is well that II uso nnd tho general significance of Itn disclosures should bo under stood by thoso In authority; but fussl neas nnd constant resort to It nnd con tinual dlsruaslon of temperature aro to be deplored. Tho old-fashioned way of placing tho hand ujoii tho child' body and an nouncing that It "felt fovorlih" or "had a fever." without any regard to mathematical accuracy a to degree and fractious, worked Just as well nnd porhup bettor than tho new-fashioned way, cnrrlud to n nervous extreme. At tho same tlmo it rUo of temporn turo alway means lomotlilng, and It most decidedly means tho onlllng In of a phyatclan If It doe not go down of Itself or yield to ilmplo remedies. Whon tho temperature I taken by tho mouth tho thermometer should register about iitumy-clght nud seven tenth' degicos, although this may vary nt different ttmca during tho day In poifuctly well people When It reg isters nluety-nlno degree, or nlnety nlno nnd llvo-tentha degreos, tho per ton I aald to bo feverish. Anything below ninety-eight degree Is subnor mal, and anything over ono hundred nnd live degrees la called hyperpy rexia, or high fever. In many case a fovor Is a sort of blessing In dlsgulso. Thoas aro tho fevers caused by tho toxin of bac teria, of which typhoid I a type. Tho wholo system I then encaged In n fight ngntnat tho gonna, and tho battle la wnijcd to more ndvantnge, apparent ly, whon "tho blood is llghttnn hot." This 1 why, although tho fovor can bo bonton down by the application of cold and tho administration of drugs, It 1 often poor prnctlco ta suppress It la tula way. Clotting tho fever down may bo n momentary satisfaction, but It doc nothing to help euro tho un derlying causo. It la a If a general should Insist upon silencing hi own un. At tho tame tlmo tho fever must bo watched nnd kept In check, becnuso this sort of fight Is calling for an Im mense outlay from tho system, and a raging fever not only burn up bac teria, but It feed upon tlssuo and blood and all It can find, a any ono con testify who has watched or lived through a convalescence from one. What Is truo of the fovor of a gertn dlseaio I false altogether In the fever of sunstroke. In this case the fever Is the disease. It la not a regiment of Infantry, but n conflagration, and it must bo put out as quickly a pos sible, nnd by all tho mean at one' disposal cold baths, Ice-pack, tce watcr, anything that will beat It down. Tho character of a fever la a great niltnnco to diagnosis In many caiea, and this I why a physician should always bo askod to sit In Judgmont on IL MunUe)- nnd lonl. Monkey nro tnoro renowned for mischief thnn for kindness, but even monkey can bo benevolent. M. Mou ton records tho doing of ono. In Guade loupe that tiuroly vvemed to merit that roputntlon. The monkey had a friend lu a goat tlmt went dally to tho pas ture. Uvcry night tho monkey would pick out tho bur nnd thorn, aomo time to tho number of 2.000 or 3,000, from .that Koat'a flecco, lu order that tho animal might llo down In pcaco. On coming lu from tho pasture tho goat regularly wont In search of his llght-hnndcd friend nnd submlttod himself to tho operation, Strntigo to any, tho tricky Instinct of the mon key rens.8ortcd themsolvea after tho prick wero removed. Ho would tense Uio poor gont unmercifully, plucking hi board, poking him lu tho oyes and pulling out hi hnlr. Tho goat bora II nil with patience, perhaps regarding it uh only n fair price to bo paid for tho removal of tho thorns, London Standard. BULL CHARGES AN AUTO. No man ever fell In. lovo with n suffragist; when you find a man mar ried to n miffrnglst, ha fell In love with her beforo alio became ono. Tobacco heart probably kills more people than broken heart. An automobile running along the turnpike near Mill City, Pa., wa charged and damaged by n plucky Guernsey bull which had broken from hi pnsturo nnd wa browsing by the roadside. In tho machine were Dis trict Attorney 0. Bmlth Klnner of Wyoming County, James Dcrahelmer of Tunkhauuock. William Skinner of Washington. N. JH and Leon D. Deck er of Hlnghnmtou, N. Y. They saw the bull, but never BUspocteoT its bel ligerent Intention. It watched the motor cur curiously as it approached, nnd when It was thirty or forty feet away the bull bellowed, lowered Its head nnd chnrged. The driver put on tho brake, but tho bull nnd tho ma- chlno met with a shock. Tho bull was sent sprawling backward. He picked himself up with n surprised nlr, limp ed to ono Bldo nnd gnvo tho car un disputed right of wny. Tho front of tho radiator was somewhat damaged, but tho machine was not put out of commission. The HulliiK l'aaaluu. Ilia clothes said ho was n tramp, but hla brow was high nnd his man nor grand. "Madam, may I request tho favor of n pair of your husband's cast-off trouuors? These aro some what paBsc." This, with a sweep of a tattered hat, brought results In the shnpo of n pair of hubby's oldest, which were Just about two degrees hotter thnn thoso tho tramp was wear ing. After a critical survey of his ac quisition, Instead of tho poflta words of thanks the good woman was wait ing for, the tramp volunteered, with n deep, long-drawn sigh of regrot: "Madam, I see your husband discard from weakne"v" Junic flood at Anr atatlon. Tough Look Ins I'assenger (present Ins ticket) Can I get a atopoff on Oil? Conductor (Inspecting It) More than than; you get a klckofL (1'ull bell rope.) Tlilrat fur KnunUilga, "I III wait a moment," said the tem perance lecturer at tbe clot of bli spech, "to aniwer any questions yoo rasy wish to aak." "Can a person get drank on ssuer krsutV" Inquired an rarneat woman In the all die net wbosa bmband bsd slentcl tbe pledge, f.mr wf C'menaiifloii. nobby (kleklnir) Arthur's doughnut is Mgger'n mine. Mother Hut Arthur's ho a much laruer hole In It that yours has. Hob by. Ht Loula rost-Dlspateh. Mothers wilt find Hit. VflntloWa Rnothlng Syrup IhatMilremedr tn tin lor UioLr chlWia j Ourlug ibt U-o thing parted. fltr Cnrelraa. He There waa nearly a bad flro at tho theater. Bhe How wa that? He The villain lit a cigarette and tossed the match Into tho snow! Comic Cut. That W All. "Whnt do you know of hi reputa tion for truth and veracity?" "Nothing except that he was cr a witness In the Gould case." Praclleal I'atrlullam. The thing for you to do now Is to get buy so that you will have an In come tux to be taxed when all the State agree to IL That' true patriot lanu Indlanapoll New. Lame back and Lumbago make younfr man feel old. Hamlin Wixard Oil make an old man feel young. Ab solutely nothing like it for the rtllef of all pain. I'rlnCa of Maa. There I such a masculine touch about the dresses she wear." "Yu mean that amudf-y streak of finger marl: along the line of buttons In the back?" Ifotialnn Post. Trrhnlrallr Incorrrrl. The Doctor He' what you might call a walking lamp of knowledge. The Profeseor Not exactly; he'a a rnamln' fa-"'" Photta .Vo liuproirnirnt. "I don't see that her college educa tion has Improved her much." "No?" "Na She help her mother with tho nousework Just a If she hadn't been tducattd." Detroit Free Pres. CASTOR I A Por Infanta and Children. Tlio KM You Have Always Bwffit Bears tho &tgnAturo DAISY FLY KILLER ta'aaVvCaBJB taa4 mmfm jrot ttrb .iiiiiiiiw mt, fl, tvrn-v i i, . p B4. Can ,r, all aaaa im hi tf, will I AT Intnra i,, Hla'.ianaui italara.arfr-atpTTi'aMfartanHiU. HAflOlO IOaCS.IBODtfelsfL.8'sl,sN.Y. C0FFEE( TEA SPICES BAMIM8 POWDER v EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT eiflSSCTBTtCTttS1 PPHIUHU. PHt. J IN QUALITY OF INSTRUCTION THE HIQH-STAHDARD SCHOOL of its kind in the Northwest, ws invite the Investigation of thoio who want that belt In a practical education. Let us prove superiority. Gill, phone or write. Cat alogue, butineas forms and peawork Ireo. PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEIE "The School of Quality" Tenth aad Morrison 3 Portland, OrefeB A. P. ARMSTRONG, IX. B.. PRINCirAL SBBBaBaBaBaaafaMiL "' '--' 1K V. aaaaB ' 'wHaaBBBaW f 4BBBlBBBBBaBBBBBB9lBB' IbBHiBBBBBBBBBbI t&&&5& Knew III riac. Housemaid Please, sir, will you coma at once, the drotin' room's on Are. Master Well, go and tell your mistress; you know I never Interfere In household matter. Punch. Ilia Llltts Kick. "In this matter of quick thinking." said tbe base ball umpire, "all tbe bou quets go to tbe plajers;4nd yet we fel lows bave to think as quick as they do. If not a little quicker. If a player works his thinker too slow all be gets Is an axror. If I do it 1 get a pop bottle." Chicago Tribune. OR. W A. WISE a Xtan a Leader m PaJAlw Dm Wutk la Portland. Out-of-Town People ShuiU rratntwr lhat ear fort la to arrana mat WE CAN DO THEIK ENTIRE CiON. DIUDGB AND 1'I.AIK WORK IN A DAY ir tmwrr. I-OUTIVELY PAINLESS EX TKACTiNO KnEK hn plan brt 1r ar or drr. WK IU-.MOVE THE MOST 8ENMTJVK TEKT1I AND HOOTH WITHOUT THE LEAST I PAIN. NOS1UDUNTS. no nncarulatr. For the Next Fifteen Days I a., win 4wb mi rani fflc roll or DOrra- lain rrowa for ...,......... .... 16. Mt brtdta ttb - Molar crown Goal oreoamal fuMnrs. ........... ! Hhrvr fllliaat .......... .- Good rubtor tlatea ........ G8 lha beat ltd rubber plalra. ... -Se Painlawtxtracttaa . AIX WORK GUARANTEED IS YEAH Dr. W. A. Wise President and Manacer The Wise Dental Co. tINCJ Third and WaihlairUM Su. PORTLAND, OREGON FNU No. 35-0 YI71IKX wrlllna; to aulTertlsera pleaaa laanllna tlila papar. 1 lirm.'af YOUR FARMEPPMM IS IT COMPLETE? In Iheie daj of prosreaalea fumlnr no man can afford to arctact hla farm equip ment, It ta Juat aa eaaentlal that tha farm thoaU hare th benaSt of the bait poailbia farm much ntry and moat moJam labor ariivi dal at It ii Uut a proptrlr eonductad factory ahou d have It. and area mora ao. Wa hara In our axtenilra atock, labor earing- machine of all klnda, maehlnea (hat IncraaM prollu and malia 0 farmer thi nxt Independent man on tha rarlh; maehlnea that make farm Ufa mira anlrab'a and tend to heap tha young man aatlafled with farm work. No farmir aver IriYMtol hla money to better aJrantaaa than whn ha boaght on of th muhlnai mantlonal bilow. The aro line which ar In aeaaen NOW and are goods which should Intercut every farmer who daalraa to make a aucceaa of farming-, Kramer Rotary Harrow Attachment!, (ahawn, hara). Ilooalar DrUIa, (ahown her). J. I Caa I'lowa, Sandwich Hay Pnuaat, Dick'a Famoua il Cutters. Hoover 1'oUto Djriara. Doubl Action aid Itlghtlap Cutaway. Stover Gaaotlna Inglnra, New Iowa Cream Separator. Uyer lumj. Etc Etc Do YOURSELF and u a favor by aa'ilng for our DIG GENERAL CATALOGUE 1MS ft it EVERYWHERE faW PORTLAND OR. SPOKANE WASH. BOISE IDAHO. I