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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (May 12, 1909)
Race HAWLEY CltAPTKIt X. Continue!.) firentille had made up hi mind that he a a vowcrlc; lint still, nil the miup, Maude' Icttrr mt 1 answered. Thin, rain, win not so sy to do. When the girl you are In lore with npieal to you tearfully to mvp her from lielng married to somebody else, the obvious course would seem to he to run away with hrr yourself. Hut, a (Jeorg Kllot says, "(tunning away, v;rctally when krn of im nhcondlng.' , at n distance, to offer good modern substitute for the right of sanctuary ; but wen chvsely. It l often full ml Incontrnlrnt and scarcely possible." Sk though to emulate young Ix-hlntar and tear oil your fair Hllen of Nclherby may seem the proper thins to do on the first bhih of such oecaston. yet. on mature reflection. It may prove hardly feasible. Mrs, Ux-hlnvar must to clothed nud fed, while the celling and raiding by which that ndtcnturou gallant douhtle-v, supported the tally of hi lore would. In these day, be known by the pro Mio term of "robbery with violence." The attrntion of Colonel Henderson ami hi myrmidon, the grate consideration of hit countrymen, and an eloquent oration, rather to Id disadvantage, hy a criminal court judge. wouhl proUvhly le the ter mination of young I .och Invar's career In these day. What I he to write? What U he te y? Can you not gues? Of course he will alt down and do the very thing ho should not. He can't help, but he can complicate her trouble. lore l essen- flatly a selfish passion. Having no con eolation to offer her, no iMhliMr to ren der her. be betake tilnvelf to hbt desk and our forth ht story of love and la' mentation. He exhort her not to marry Pcarman. but give her no hint of bow she U to combat the difficulties that aur round her. He pour forth. In good, lion eat, genuine term, the tala of hla tore; he dwells on the certainty of bla having a home ere long to offer her through hla own exertion, and Mind up with a tre mendous peroration about having lored her from her cradle. He baa done noth ing of the kind. Hla lote 1 a child of something under a twelvemonth's growth: and though I fear kII lovera romance fearfully, they thoroughly believe In their figments at the lime. Then come another aheet of postscript about "can ahe love lilmV he shall knew no ret till he get her amirer. And after it I all done and rss-ted, firentille Itov feel more uu cany than ever. He U net thlnklni; an umch f poor Maud' trouble a What will ahe ay to hi deUratlon of loie? lie rack hi brain for every trace of favor ahe baa akoan him all the pant srear. Sweet ami coutlnlr ahe hai been Kii ver. but no algn of love can lie rrca I. Kool that I hate teenr be mutter: "I fcav been ao careful not to give her a Mnt of my feeling. I wlh 1 had thtt letter Intk. No. 1 iWa't. I don't knew. In abort and the lat fragment con tained prHty well the glt of CSrenvilie thought at preoent. C'HAITKK XI. Maude, a ahe ha already etplalned. Lai been having a hard time of It at tlllnn tbev Ut two or three day. Life haa tieen all o eay to her ao far. that ah hardly realize the faring of thl. her firrt genuine trouble. She I await ing the Kt anxlouly IhU morning; (iren U certain to write to her by return, and her belief In firen I unbound!!. Once more the Icy breakfatt table ahe ao dread Her father ! at her a a culprit who would Mibvert the old (Ire clan atory, ami Mrrlflm her parent la- atrad of prrwnllng her t)iroat In the knife. Mm. IlenlMm evidently look uimn her a a Minted martyr. Site kte and aympathlzea with Iter daughter ; ahe an- pror of her aplrilnl refuMil. but okve cannot deert her eW bW. The Llitg can do no wrong. IIarl Denbxwi' opinion lHt I" Iter Mttwardly, tbHgli In her heart of heart be may rebuke lieraelf for Hot being u tier itaughtar'a aide. "A letter from (irettrllle for you. Maude," ald her father. a be threw t cro, She and ber hiJh were regu lar correijioiidenU, ao that It eidled no remark: yet the mother noticed that Ike girl, Inttead of tearing It open a a bar wont. IIjm-iI it qHlelly Into the porket of her dre. Maude felt a If ahe ! aeaned a talioman agal4 her trouble. and determined to read It in the aelitwde of Iter own rluutWr. and ibere ahe betuok lieraelf a mmu a ItreaVfaat wa over. Her cherk flubeil a -to ietHel It, and the largo grey e otsI wble with natonUbmettt (irentilleV tale of niwiofi nte lore would he muted iot girl, nlbeit he tu Dot a yet iu thee Mige figured to any great adiautage alltl OreiiWIle I(om bad a ahead enough ltaad tiion bla ahouldera, and wa a comely man to look upon, to boot. He told lib lore well, and few iualdem, even if they do not reciprocate It, can lUlen unmoved V lieu that old-world ftory la loately told them. There, i pletily of warmth in (irrurllle'a fen cut pleading, and after reading th letter through twice, Maude dropped the aer on her lap. and, utterly oblivion, to her troublea, fell into a rev ert. It teemed o vt range. She had loted and admired (Jren a long a a he could remember, but aba bad never though' of yM bi tbla way at leaat, ah did at for a Wife BY- SMART think so, and yet, almost unconsciously to herself, of late she had been more solicit on about (ruining hl good opinion and pleasing him than of yore. "To think (Jren should car about me In thl wsyl" ahe murmured; "and I do I love hliu? I don't know, He's nicer, and better, and cleverer than anyone 1 ever met, hy didn't he tell me thin when he wa here last? I think I'd rather have heard It from himself. A hi but doesn't he tell me why not?" and the girl once mow took iti the letter and read : "All t hi, iny darling, ha leen on my Up for months, but how could t tell you? how could I seek your love who had not etett a home to offer? What the struggle h&a teen to see you so often, and yet keep down what surged within me, only know. When I kted your check at trtlng lat time, I nearly clasped you In my arm anil toured out the aecret of my aoul to you. I dM not: It eml nuilne- It li pcrhnp nudtie now; but, my darling, I could not be you. When you tell me that another arek the prlte I covet, right or wrong. I mut apeak. Maude, you munt decide between u. Can you trut me, and wait" Once taor the letter fell In her lap, and the aoftened grey eye nud allghtly Ilhel face augured well for (irenvllle lloe' wwlng. "Ye.- ebe muttered, aoftly, "I think I lore hint now as ha would have me; and if I don't quite yet for it acem all ao new to m I know I could ahertly. (iren. dear, what am I to write to youl 1 think It HHt to 'Ye. " It was wrong, ahe thought, to keen firen In upene when he w a to dread fully in love with her, ao that night'a mall bore a timid, fluttering little note, the receipt of which produced a tre mendoua ttate of exhilaration In that young Templar. Hut poor Maude, after the flnt flunb of exultation that entera the breast of every girl at a welcome declaration of love, quickly awoke to the fact that her position wa not a whit Improve! by It. She confided her engagement to her moth er, ami for the flrt time in her life Mamie bekebl Mr. IVnUon really angry. Tra aiirprUel and dlguted with (iren vllle," raid that lady. "It'a too had of him. taking adtantage of a child like you in IhU manner. I like him, alwaya bare liknl him, ami, under different circum stance. wouM have mxhiit m-th you hi wife than any mnn'a I know. Hut he ran In rely keep hlmclf a yet, and mint know that hi thinking of a wife at all I foolUh In the extreme, and that think ing of you U simply alMiinl. lle'a Iwhared very badly, ami if you don't proniUe to write and break K off, you can say, by my desire, I shall tell your father all about it." "Oh. mother, y wxi't da that," sabl Maude. "Not nnle you oblige me," said Mr. I)entiHi. sternly. I'oor .Mamie was electrified. That th mother she bad been alaaja aecustometl to et, ami bi a she liked with, should suddenly rU agalnt her like this, wa past her cemprehentlea. Yet lis anyone who ba made character bis study, noth ing cau be more in accordance with the uttat law In such case. Weak, feeble characters, when, either from caprice or driven by necessity, bey exert such mwer a may le in their bands. Invariably do It tyrannically ami drotlcaTIy. Mr. Ieftlson lot suffered of late from the stern rule of her Ion and master. In spite of nil her love for her daughter, the ha become dimly cotikclous that there will be no peace at (illtin unless Maude yield aseit te the ukase Harold Dcnl son Ita profiMilgateil. Women of her rtav ran suffer, but tbey tanttot resist. Ilten now she wostld not urge Maude to marry Teaman. Hut that her Imfcuul fM epew' bad lred to entangle her tbugkter lu an engagement, ep-ciiy at IhU time, rotted a Btwh wrath within tor a tor nature wa capable of. Most mothers, I imagine, would drem she bad grournt (or Indlgnatiofi. All tbh while I'earmaa baa not been Idle. Slowly, but suiely, the legal notlcr ami trot-e)lHg progress, ami Harold ItruWiii knowa full well that within three week ten !hHand pound must I found, or (illoH isust go te the hammer. The IVarmaus nrnduct the campaign with scrupulous pulitrnevi. It is quite in ac cnrisance witb the old tradition of the (Utile of Konieooy. They apolugli for etery fresh prw-eM, and allmle to It as a mere waiter of form. Tbey affect te le Here that there can I no doubt Mr. Hen (MM will easily pay them off at the ex idralloti of the nothv of foreclosure. The obi crnlleMaH evH indulges In popularity on the sibjf. "Mean to bate Ike very last day out of us, I see, sir; and quite right, too," be cbttcLIrd, umi meeting the squire one day. "Ye, rearman."' was the grim retort ; "I learned the exacting of my pound of lleth, to the WW pennyweight, In your band. I bate not forgot ray lesson. You burn it Into your pupils' minds pretty deeply." The obi lawyer ha laid himself open to another rebuff, and Denlson baa not failed to take advantage thereof. Why I Sarcasm breaks no bones, few knew bet ter than that astute "Usher of men." Ills aentlvlneaa was tolerably blunt, and h racked llttl what men aald to him, or of him. so lone the furtherance sf the object he bad lu view wa attained, CI.- 1.1- ...... - I.I ..... lt...l.. H...I tnni mi, fimi nmnim liiflliy .iintiun irvili- son was the goal he now nlmed at, and that that wn to be brought about, he still thought far from Improlvtblc. To that end he conceited, ctcn while press ing hi in for money, It wa quite necessary to keep on eay term with the squire. None knew better than he bow bitter It I for a proud nun to take hi word lu-k, and If what he now played for wns lit be nchlftcd, that wa n necessity. The tk must be made a eay a possible -the unpalatable draught sugared a far a might be. "He be!" he answered; "you will hate your Joke, Mr. llentson. It's a mighty pity you couldn't make up your mind to ivnceutrate the proierty once more. Heg pardon, Squire," he continued, deprecating Deulson'a angry gesture; "don't fntr my alluding to It again. It was presumption on my part, I know, and If 1 Mid anything to vex you, I'm sure I'm heartily sorry. You'll forgive an old man, who, not having leeii brought mi with your tlew, saw nothing but the con centration of an estate. Yea, I know I was all In the wrong; It Isn't likely Ml Maude could be brought to think of such a thing. I'm sure I hom the calllng-lu of the mortgage I no Inconvenience; you can easily raise It elsewhere. Hut Sam's got so deep in the racing now, that we must get that sum together before the Two Thousand. 1 wish he wasn't; but he's clever, Sam Is cleter lu bis way too Krewt a gentleman for me. No of fense, sir, I hope; but I'm a plain man." I'lIAlTKU Xlt. HaroM Iteiilson touched bis bat haught ily, and rode home; but the oM usurer's artful Bpeevh still simmered In his brain. Why should It not be? It would cut the tangled knot of his dlitlcultle. He had made Inquiries. Young 1'eartnan hail been brought up a gentleman, and tllted In seteral gol Iioum in the county. He naturally a little exaggerated this to him self, to Justify the course he Intended to pursue; nay. for the matter of that, bad been rtilng for some days. Ills wife bad told him that she hud mid the I 'ear man proposition before Mamie, and that the ytug lady had declined, with thanks: since which Intelligence he bad bullied Mr. DenlxHi, ami snubbed or treated his daughter with cokl Indifference. The beads ef the family can make contumacious children concb)ii. of their high dlspleas ure without any unseemly rating Indeed, that may lie looked upon as mere mild ami salutary punlhmeut coraarnt to the oth inisomeui roraparnl lo the otn- her wbk. to iak roetai.hor- er that ol Ically, consist In being condemneil to the domestic Ice house. It Is hard to describe. still there will be few of ray reader who. If they have had the goM fortune not to experience'.!!, but raut have seen some culprit enduring that sbiw punish ment meted our mre often, rhji, te daughters iban sons. Hut ibm't we all know It; the chilling rejwlmler that meets any attempt a,t geniality the austere look that seem lo say It Is heresy that we should prcum to forget the measure of our offending the moral thong always awaiting us sIhhiM we show any signs of relapsing into cheerfulness r Hah! those physical torturers of Ike middle ages were mere bungler at their craft. Krnm this time poor Mamte's life was made heavy lo bear. Harold Ib-nlsou sent for her to his study, ami hlmx-lf mt rearman proposal before her. He en Urgwl usn Its advantages, and dei-btrisl that It wa her duty lo sate Ibe praiiertT to ber descembtnts: on her bead It rest ed whether the Itaimms of (I linn should erase le exist, as uf course Iwr future huhml must take her name. For him self, he rami not --be was an obi man, ami it mattered llttl to him. 'Any foreign watering place was good enough for him to wear out hU mlwralde life in. He deplored the follies of his youth It was sad thkl a father should dead lie fore a daughter In this wise. He muld !ear anything but the thought that the Denlsons of (illun sboubl be exMinged from the roll of the tnutily In whli-h tbey had dwelt ami been known since the War of the Hose: all tbl it us in Maude's power to avert. Why coukl she not mar ry thl man? He hard been brought up k gentleman, ami mixed In the het society In the county. If not quite her equal In Idood. lie woubl repair the shattered for tune ef Ibe family. Sncb matrfe were made every day. The ilnlin) of the plu tocracy was to strengthen the aristocracy, l-'ar le it from him to (ml any pressure hhi her. but it was hi duty a a parent to lay the whole rase before her. Callantly did Mamie fight her battle, and though at the end ef this long Inter view she titd with flushed and tear stained cheek Is listen to ber father' final exordium, she wa still resolute In ber refusal. Hut the struggle was too unequal, t'n iler ibe prrure put hjh her by her Ims baud Mr. Ik-ntMMi I Hid not only made Maude write a letter of rrnunelatleu tu (irenvllle Hose, but had enm-d hi in a very severe pbillqdr herself, in which she In Med that all nrrespowd.-rH-e sboubl lease lietween ikew. She had further, under the threat of revealing etery thing to Mr. Ib-nUou. extorted a remUe from Maude that she would wrile no more to tier cousin. She knew her daughter well, anil felt Implicit wttH4nee that, lr word once pledged, troth wetthi be kept. I have described the first stage of the attack. It I a common enough story, a many a woman could bear ullneos to, a far as the general detail go. Can you not easily gue the result? She wa a hlgh-splrltcd girl, and We herself bravely In the leglnnlng: but rut off from all communication whh her lorer, she gate way at last to the moral pres sure brought In bear upon ber, and, witb pal cheeka and heavy eye, whispered brr mother "that tbey might do with ber a tbey liked; If ahe couldn't marry firen, she didn't rare who It w." (To b continued.) rfj siLOfy-rrnr dL"r I ' i ' I'or t'lltliiic MneUs, lit (Wing sticks ttlth itnilti, rlmir, ce ment, etc., It 1ms been found lnisisllilo for one mini to do the work. A second laborer la required to tmld open llio mouth of the bug while the other doca tho filling. The necessity of the r Irn laborer la elliiiliinlcd In the anrk tllllng npimrutu slmwu here, the In- venllon of n Wiislilngtott mini. This npivinitu wna designed irlumrlly to prttvlilo n ilcvlte by tvlilcli Imga coulil lie quickly nud iMvnomlcully tilled by one mini, A liopnr I imivbtcil, to tthtcti ii pulley la ftltnitnsl itt unit end. At the front nrt Ihn frumea for attp IHirtlug the Ihiss nfler I lie later linro lufli fnsteueil In iimoii. The gmln or oilier nrllclo to !e- plntvif In Hie nnUM nu or it Uag Is alwtflnl Into the ttopier, from which It drops by grntlty Into the Iwiga. As the grnlti descends the Ixig are " " hhkrn at regular Interval by nil nr- Irnngcmelit nttnrhctt tu the pulley. The tag arc In tbl wny niiloiimtlcnlly 'Iftcil off Ihn ground n trifle nt ench luru of the pulley, allowing the grain to settle, lllllug the bag In their ut most cclty. Till ib- nwny ttlth :he ordinary laborious method formerly mployctt by hniHl. It I etitlmcil that the bag ran bo tilled In otu-fourth the time hcrloforv reipilml ami by one "Man. , I'SUIM ut lioup, Tien fowl criitr nt night, which la tho fact when the number iptarlerril I greater than the capacity of the house, they sit eat. This sweating cause the feathers tu rot nt the base, giving them the very aptMwiramv of molting. Till explain why so tunny flock lovk ragged In early summer. It I a notnl fact that the majority of cases where roup lins bnsuue rd ilemlo among fowl the latter were crowded In tightly-built Iioiim-s when the weather I very fold and allowing the hoilsea to remain rbtsed all the next day. Thl creutrs a moisture which generntra dampness, ami the whole bouse feel very much like a vault. At night the house I more nr le filled with damue emanating fnun the fowl' breath, but If, on the following morning, the window are ojiennl wide, thl dampness will to dlsiiellfil. Thl I a great )lnt In fnvor of the scratch ing sheil plan uf house. I'upulsr llrerd of I'nullrr, I.rchoni If comtielleil to roost In mid house and pick n living from the alush of a barnyard will not lay. Hut when warmly housed f ami prop erly fill they are the beat of winter layers, Tho best brvit leghorn am practically non-alt- 42?, ter and ahould not be roiinled on to rear their young. For thane the uniioa.f. who are so altuatfil that they enn hatch ami rear their pullet nrtlflclnlly or with hen of other bretila, nmt tvho lire their hens stillnblo core III tvlnter, the legliorii will prove n very prolllable bnfil for the farm. Vol Induslrr on Ihe I'm r in. Ail Industry tthlih I ho fnrmer might tako up with pnillt I nut growlti);. Iinproteil nut tre-a begin Uarlug nt nboiit six or eight yenrs, lieiirlng tlm Mine a niple or H-nr trees, Iirgo trifjt when grafliil begin to lioar nliout the third or fourth year, and Iiirgo tri-fn thnt lire huddisl ttill iK-nr aooner thnn sinnll ones, but the snmll ones U-nr lungeht. nugllsli tvnlniita emi now to Krotvu In the Central Stale. Foundered Horses, A. S. Alexander, vutcrnnry tirgoon, explode the old Idea that n horso rnn become "cheat-foundereil," Hn any thnt audi raae are those iiifferlng fradt chronic fouuder (Umlnltls), till .'Wki ";n'-; which nffivlK tie rivt mid not (hi cnest, In olil-atnndliiK cn' "f f,,lt liimoneai lint cheat miisi'lea inn)' witslo iiway In H)inimlliy, tnni Hint fuel lina led to the "chest founder" Men. Hitch n linrao should bo alusl Willi wldiMtebbiMl, lint bur allocs, put on (iter dressing of tur mid oiikiini, mid it thick litillier sole. Then flip uir Hit link mid blister the hoof lieiida (eonmela) of forefci-t with n mixture of mm drum of tilttliMMi' uf mercury nud two niimv uf ivrnle of fiiiiltiiirldcN rublxil In for llftecti mill tit en. Wnsli bllsler off In furlyelglit hours, then npply lard dully. Illlster every Ihnv or four week. Trniisiilniilliiw, As the time npproiuiie for n'motliii. yming plmita from the (lata In the house or from the hnlbeil otilalde, mi extra nmoiiiit of nlrlug must be Kleii to harden them, I'lmita which liittc , stnrleil ImliHira or under glass nre more or lean temlcr and ttlll not to able to thrlte under (he rigor of early spring planting without treatment They must hcvomo hardened, or ncelt mnlist, to the new- conditions. At If ist a week liefore trmisplmitlug reuioto Hie s.ili entirely from the l'l liil during the day nud allow abund ance of ventilation nt night, except ttlieu henry frot thrcntens, Thl will give the plants practically nn oiitabto tenieriiturf for the grenler part of the day mid they ttlll grow stronger ami hnrtlcr thereby. At IhU lime also lea wittering should l given lo check growth ami make the plants more re sistant to the colli. All plant can en dure n lower degree of temperature mi ller dry than under moist conditions. Most sifilllng nre trnnsilaiitisl ill reel friuti the flat or IhiIIhiI In Ibe iqe 'avery bot) (lms boa tens, man, whet gHhleu when they bate attained nroyuiir shot going? Iteenilt (tear height of friuu four to six Imiie or .fully)- -I don't kwtw. sir, they left ber irnin1. ttneii raellllle nre at ImikI n Niter wny Is to first transplant them tu n col.) frame, which I the same n a hittUil without the bent. Ill the cob I fntmr they HeiHiie aeeutotueil to biw rr tiftiN rut tire ami are still protretcit from frost of Hlghts ami on ctdd ibiya. A still Niter way Is to transplant the young jdanl at the aipenrnm-f of their second or tlilrd set of true leave to two Inch flower (ml. Illsblna .tllslls, The work of disking alfalfa require a Utile bit of skill. The disk must be set Just mi it will rill the ground suf ficiently ami do a little damage a lhlf. A Utile experience ttlll ch able any Intelligent man to do Ibe tery twit work III the Mil. There are times ai.il conditions when the spring tooth Harrow may do all right. Nit gener ally nothing Mil a giMM sharp dNk with eiMMigh Idg Iiutm- In front ami n emu latent man mi the seat rati do the work I use only the smoothing bar row lu the ourly spring, but after cwrh mow lug I iy. n disk or spring Iih.iIi. whlrhetrr I think best, always Mulsh ing ttlth a spile tooth, s.1 as to leave the field lu the very liwst tmsslMe eon dllliHi for Ibe gruwlH; enqt. It Is n real tdestsure to sis Ibe alfalfa start out anew ami grow aNuit one Inch a day uu nn average. Denver I'lobl and Farm. A (' tsril llalrtiaf. a .,.' !-... Je1' t "-' kll I" J7 iri'V1'"rL' "5 J. .L" r A handy enlramv Into the cow yard I mado by cutting the wire Nittiiqi post and pulling lu two tail mI. Wire them together at tup, nit on fence ttln-a and y can get throujh, but the cow cannot. Helpful Hints, Oil up the work hurtles. Tho neglected roll or ralf will prove profitless. CnttlR will never do well In the same pasture as sheep. Wood charcoal should nlwaja be kept lit tho hog pen. How nro the farm Implements? Any of them nci-il rciKilr? To liiipruve live stiH'k, require In telllgeliiii nmt I bought. It Is n good plan to have the horse and nnt I'leuu up their mmigers nfler each fceil. There la such n thing as (iterfiiilliig. Feed aloi'U nil the food they will n, slmllutc, but not mure. Don't hntf n lot uf mamiru tng In tlm yards nil auumicr. It will loso just nisnu umr or its valtiu by fall It Is Niter lo feed tho cows fodder nml hay nfler milking, ns It keep tho dust down. Feed tho grnlti N-furo milking. Tho beat feed for making miucln It onts. They nre not heating nor very fattening. Tho young cnlves should to given oats In order to giro them mu els aod make thrm plumo. iplif "I'nthcr, what nr tvrlnklea?" "I'M. ivork, my sou, fretwork."- Imle'iid rut. Nell-1 lu you think .Mis Tnlkalot really enjoys grand operas) Hello . Oh, ye fluently. I'lilladelphln Itec ord. "IK yr kMi iiolhlu' but dry gixsW here?" "No, nm'nm." "Thin where ttlll I be nflher goln' for n ttalhered silk?" Mnliel -Why, be yatvmit Ihrce lime while I ttn talking tu lit in. Her llest Friend Maylxi Im wa Just trying tu ay something, ('cur "1'nther. what I an empty lltle" "Well, mi empty lllle I your mother way of railing me the head of th house." - New York Herald. "You ay he' n professional inanr "Yea." "Hilt I thought he followed niiloiiioblla raring?" "Ho itoc, k' n doctor," t'levelmul Insider. The I trills" I want Jim to send In some coffee, please. The (Irocer Yr. liia'iiiu. (Iroiiml? The Hrlde- No. third floor front. WiuiHin' Hume I'oinpan. Intl. OltUvr (lii rivrult who ha inlv. all right! I'iiihIi "Ho woke up one HtumlHg to tlnd him self famous." "WHir "Hut pep hail forgiilten all sl-Hll him hy lite Km the -I o'clock exlm were irill." luils title (Vmrler Journal. "We hate a hmii III this prison who hetcr trleil l i-siMs." detiarnl th beMilkeer. "Wlml'a he lu for?" In quired tlsltor "Digamy," rrplliit th hoaitkreticr -Tlie llobeiHlali. Tearher What ib yMi uihlerslarel by Ibe word "sHfdetilair I'upil It I when some one rtHnr In Nirrtiw immey from father and he s-i)s be I Hot at bome.Hlcgenile Hbs-tter "Am! did )hi enjoy your Afrban trli, null How did yiHi like th satagea? 'Oh. Ihey were extrrlney kind bearleilf iliry WNIiteit to krs-p in there for dinner. ' Nuobm Oplnbm M oilier (lo future s,uitu lawl I may tell yiMi tltal. HhhisIi my daugh ter I well tslitfntcil. she ruhlMit nsk. I'liliiff Soti-ln law- Tltat ioeu't mtt ter much s long a she ibirt try 1'iqi, a man Is barhoNr until he get inarmed Imi'I he? TiHuiuy'a pop e my s-m. Tihuh)'-Ami what doe be mil himself afterward. Tommy' i Id lMlr to tell yui, my son -I'hlladel. ibla Itistinl, SchmI liHteher Johnny, ttli.il Is a IMtrWit? Johnny A hmh that trie lo Nqtefit Ida nuintry. SeNsd teacher -Am! what la a MklltclaH? Johnny Iimii that trie o hate hi rmiulry ben efit Mm. Judge. "Ho you abaiidomt Die simple style of spelling?" "Ye." responded the former advocate of the fad. "I foil ml It so difficult tu make -ople under stand that I knew belter"--I'hlladel-phla I'lihlle lilgrr. "That organist IMIe Jilted for th aged millionaire played a spiteful-Irlfk nt her wedding" -What did he du?" "Instead of (day lug them up the alsl it lib the tteibtllig march, he struck up Old Hundred" llosdm Trntiscrlid Senior' Wulter (In rat her green as sistant nt n tetviit banquet In a cele brated lmdoii hotel I -Now. thru, young man. du n bit o' something, mid don't sImihI n-gttpliig and staring Ibero n If ymi wns the IpIihiiiiIii' guest of tho heveiilu'. ill lilt. "That I'mfessor lllluk fmilrtl me bad ly." "How?" "He lold me ethnology tvaa the sclnue of Ihn rmoa and when I went to tho library nud asked for a Nsk uu ethnology there wasn't n word from cuter to cuter uu how to pick winners."--Tit-Hits. "John, you tsilil we'd have to gltu up luxuries, and ' only allow ourselrcs neefMllles." "Yes, my dear." "Hut )oii itime lioine last night from Urn lodge III ii tiixlculi; heard It." "That er thnt tens n necesulty, my dear.' lloston Truuscrlpt. "I hope." Nihl a vmtletit, foitrleoiis l. "I hate tHit brought you too far from your regular round." "Oh, not at nil!" replied the doctor. "I have an other imllenl tu Ihn neighborhood, m I can kill two birds with one stone! liillailelplilii Inquirer, The girl ttn n rfceut liiiMirlnll(in from, the Cmenitil Isle. "Mary," said her mini res one day this week, "tth.it nre you doing with thnt clock?" Mary (ttlth tho servnuls' Nil room clock mi rter her nrinj linxe, intiui, O'lni tiikln' It lo n tvntiiiiiinker's. lt'a nil out nr order, mum, I very morning nt Mih oVIiH-k It goes nil to pieces nn' nmkes such it racket 01 cnu't alaK'."