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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (April 28, 1909)
The Best Spring Medicine It l na eny to prove Hint Hood's Bnrsnpnrilln In llio bust vprtntf mcdl clno nn II In In my it. flprlng Aliments nro blond niluirmU-tlint li, ttioy nrlno from nn Impiiro Impoverished, dovltnllred rotiillttori nf llio blnoilj mid I Food 'a Hnrmipnrllla imrllk'X, enriches nml revltnllrr (he lilmnl nit nn otlior iiiedlciiio iloci. It Id tlni iixmt effocllvo of nil liloml iniillrltio., Thero I Uolld roumlatlon for thin claim, In llio morn limn -10,000 tostl inmilnla of nullrnl nnd pcrmiiiimit chit by tlilx inodloluo, received In two yearn, t It Ih lectin! living unpiirnllulcil in medical hlslory. Hood's Sarsaparilla Cures nit aprlng humor, nil oniptinriK, rlonm Ilia complexion, nrrnlno nn appetite, nliU llio (IIkphIjoii, relieves Mint llred feeling, fjivoti vigor unci vim. HckIh Inking Hood's Nnntnpnrilln loilny, (lot it in llio iinunl llipild fonn or in rlinoolnted InlilcU known nn Snranlnln. 100 Doses Ono Dollar. Iliialiiraa rriiiiiallliin. "Voiir iHtiHir," mild llio convicted lx'8 Kttr. "Cllll't ynil rilling!' mjr kciltrmii of I III!..!.....! 111..,., I.k a. ,1. .. ,l,.(l-. Mill III II Hlll'f iiipi ixMiiiiriu iii ii line J "HilrM, did," Mid tlin Judy 'where would jou cct llio mono I i.i r II r p.ir it r if ii i "Oil," replied Ihn r. 1 "I rontd beg llltlct cut tiny till I IiiiiI rmmsli." FtTC "' Vltut' IIM1 '! , IHMMM H'" lllallr lll-l fcf llr Im a IIIMl Marta lla. Miiinf rWI fa tUt It e llnl Ixtlla a4 IrrallM Dr. IU II. Kll M w Atrh m . I'MMali-Ma. l-a. I MtMV, Ilnele lllntw So ju play ! 111, do )mi, Dlrker? Una )nur ball club got name? I'lre-Yesr-Old llaa It cot a nam I (Jet YiH.'e heard of Ike Ilr Alley Yannlgam, haven't you, u nt In J Well, I'm their reg'lar lwrttoi, We're coin' to nhale Ilia ererlaitln' etiiffiii out n ilia Itumtrtwn lllllygaata mil Hatunlayl Chicago Tribune. Itelhen Will And lt. Wlntlow'i floitlhlat rruilril aliawr-lr Uiunlvrllitlriblliitaj ttuilug lb Iratiilug ilci. AHiplf llMNlMrtt. farmer lliiuk-llear J nre coin to send j on ami to college, lllien? Farmer lluriillrker Hon't see nny nstMin why shouldn't tin's too dtlin lazy to work, has too iniirli linlr, mid ran )ll ait's )nu ran hear blm 'moat mile Tim Circle. Hflll I'VPU .....,.L. lll..nK.l l .jw.. i....f nwifli (itnwiiiv,,, .i-., watery nml awollen oven, unci l'ETT- IT'.S KYK 8AI.VK. Alfdrugglata or toward liroa., iiuiiaio, n, . Aiir 'Ii,im lHiiruTeHiM. l'bolujrailirr la thai Ilia mot pleaa- Inr nprrltn you ran anuiniT Hlller Yea. air. l'liotorm pber Then, for beajveu'a aaka, (tare fernelouily at urn I lire 1'nnalllullnnnt HllJi. fltada Ha you'to arnl lletlxrt about bla tiuiltieaa, Iiara your Maylielle Yea; but 1 have alnra uel the ar recall on hint. Chlrafo Trib una. t Restorative v Roclpo for Men I ni r i.i $ trM't i"U't iiii-B m. m rrrr a ThU IU peer a odoro Ul n( Infarmatkm for all K.i ho ar uvvrwotknl iliunr, ! p4vlimi. nmrvut, aiwl liar livmulna; fimla, rmocl lillallun,illaiinaM, roll paKemallaa. In. nnU. liar olihuul t. llmUllr In vtnlurlna an-l (anfial InaUltty la t naiurallr awl ration. llyaaoikr iltiw iraua In lrlmnt ran b lntxinl atwrvll at hvma aivl aVan without anr on aiwwklr. If IharawWdfrfclMlotrr IU t lhrr eunrta f orvllnanr BrrupraparlllaranKHini ant una nunc romiKrtitvi nuu iMUnwurl. mil. arm wi aian.1 lv h'Nira. Ihn art una ininr mmtHiunil anr caiUUil anil una tninca llnrlura rwlumma nmiwunl (not ra-ilamtiinl: nil all Wwalhrr. ahaka oall an.1 lata a iMui-uumul ar aach mlanj ana aihan rallrlna. Inalila lllalurr. Indignant WfeWliat'a Iba ma of my aaylnr anything to you, John! It goea In at one ear nnil out HI I lie oilier i I'roioklng Hubnnil Not alwnya, Ma rla, When you ay anything worth mltnl Ing I atop It on the way through. To Ettijoy the full confidence of tlw Well Informal pf tho World nml I ho Conunrndatlon ol tho moat eminent phyalrlnna it wna cucn tlal that tho component pirn of Syrup of l'iga nml Hlixfr of Senna ahould bo knoun to nnd npproved by tlieinj tlioro fore, tho California Fig Syrup Co, pub Ilalica n full atntcment with every (vtckago. Tho perfect purity and uniformity of pro duct, which they demand in a laxntivo remedy of nn ethical character, arc niiurcd by tho Company'i original method of man. ufacturo known to tho Company only. Tho flgn of California nro uvil in tho production of Syrup of Hgi nml Klixlr of Henna to promolo tho pleaiuint tatto, but tho medicinal principle! nro obtained from plant known to net moat beneficially, To get ita beneficial elTocta always buy tho genuine manufactured by tho Call fomln Flu Syrup Co, only, and for aalo by all lending drugglsta. MAPLEINE At til MmIi KelHMil. Teacher Wbo'a Wnrdnworlh Khnggy Haired Pupil (Interrupting) A dollar apleteT Any living n-t'rril denfa. Almiial ItirniiNellHtett. A rolonol In Oeucrnl l-n'n dlvlatnn In the lull' Civil Wnr eometlmea ludulcnt In morn npplc-Jnck limn wna good for him. I'.tnalng him ono pveulng, lennlng gulliat n Imp. Urn Keuerill anldi "Oood welling. Colonel. Comn over to my lent for n moment, plitiae." " 'Hacimo me, K-K-trn'rnli anniae me," replle (ha Colonel. "It' 'ImiuI ull I con do atuy i hero I am.' anrrntin, ClrniiliiK Hi" (. "" hope," mild tlin apokramnn ot the ouniiillleo, "to enllt your aupjiort In fnvor of n rlenti atagc." "You have II," reepomliil tho thent' rleal mnnager, heartily. "Why, almoit nvery one of my plnya oimiia with a girt dilating everything In tight." Philadelphia fsifcer. I. aann (rum llm I'aat, llobln Hood had Juat handed bark half Iba ronteula of the alruder purae he had taken from Iba plainly dreJ traveler. "If you were a rich man," he aald, "I'd aoak you for Ilia whole of It, hut I'm no bog) I rtati only what I think the traffic will bear." I'or Itobln Hood, with all hla faulti. lived faithfully up to hla Idea of what a graduated liicnrna tat ought to t. lrlll.. II HUM. Tbey aked him If hla name wna Tab ft, And merrily the big man laughed. "Why, no," ha mI.1; "tny name la Tafl, Wlilcli, aa you will nml by romulllug Iba varloua illctlonartra anil paying particular atlmtlon to the marka Indicating the correct pronuncla. tton of the word ihertln, Almoat, If not quite, ihyuea with 'raft.'" Chicago Tribune. Unrl Jrrry, "Aa a general thing," obaerved Uncla Jerry I'teblra, "I believe In lettln' wom en havt whatever tbey want; but when I aea on of 'em goln' around with a eprlng bat on her bead that Inoke Ilk an old-faahloneJ Ixhlra tbat'a been tarred and feathered and then at ruck by lightning, I begin to nomler, by (leorge, If It would be aafe to triut bar with Iba ballot I" Chicago Trllmne. Tim Xlmllarllr. Mr. Ounner Henry, you would p aim In colling that Inat rook a vlalon. Thrro wan nollilng pretty about her. Mr. (lunuer Not at all. Mr, (limner Thru why did you call her a vUlouJ Mr. Ounner Ilecnuao vlalnrm Vada awny. Sho rvmtued only two day. AMittliiu rireuiualnnea. The grocer had warranted tba maple alrup to be Ilia real alti-. "It doan't taitn like any maple alrup I ever bought," aald the nuloiner, who hail Juit eamplol It, "ami I atrongly iu- ,.t " "Hlr!" aald the Indignant graeer. , "I atrongly auaeel, In aplta of your guaranty, that It'a genuine." 'I rlt-ur,til, I'lilra, llnrkcr I'lno nutomoblli', Cogrwood. What do you cull It? Coggwootl I'mry. llnrkcr After tho arctic explorer, eh? And why? Cogfiwood llwiiu( It la always mak ing n ttunh for the Milo. ltrMii, "I'm gulnit to uot even with alt th phunograph llendi In our i:it." "How o?'' "(llvn my klda unnre druma for ChrUtmiiH." Uelrult Trip l'rcsa. Knniliurrtt ul it I'rotilirer, Ilannlbnl, the lllinlrlom geuentl, driv en to deapnlr by hla enemlea, bad taken polaon and had laid hlmef dawn to die. "Anyhow, ha aald, "my nam will live In hialory." Hla furcalght wna unerring. Two thou ninl year Inter a town In Mlaaourl wna nnmed In bla honor. Chi cago Tribune. 'r Tlie-r Ilon't, Would aomo oracle might utter, fllvlng mo the rraaon why Maldena In a ronataut tlutter Never llyl Indlanapolla Newt. A diTOiIng uicJ the unit at Irmoo or vaallla, lie dliKiirlni. granuutra augar In water ami adding Maplrlne, a ilrllf lour irrup It made and rlne. a ilrllr rlhtnmapl nnl aml iriup Ixllri than maple, napia, aiapinne it told br id JJc fur 2 m. Iwttlt and rocria. ii noi acn teclpabook. Craace DIM tff.Co.,3.llI.,W. A llanrtlenp, "My mamma'a ynrdtthk In thre ftat," Hnld Willie, cule unit cunning, "I've only two, hut I can beat My mamma'a yardatlrk running." Judge. Inlffnllt, "That atnlramiiu la u inn n of won derful lulthillvv." "Yen," iiMHwiired Hennlnr Borghumj "(hern la no dutiht nlxiiil lit Inltlnllve. lli aliirla tliluga Hint nobody on t-artb could flnlali." WrmliliiKlon Hlnr. .Vlnbliiit- tip die l.iial Time. Hlranger (hpienlng long)--Whal' all that hunt wrangling about In there? Hexloii The MilSea, air, are holding an Ril.'ourmil meeting In the alienee room. ','hlcago Tribune. DlrTrrriif Nlrnln, The Irrealallhle high linmNhitke chanced to meet the Immovable low haiiiMmke. WhrreiilMin they gave eaoti other the coin ahuke ami tmeaeil on, !Yfil .Vnrr, Mr, f'hiigwaler Joalah, what la the "unwritten law?" .Mr, Chugwaler There lan't any, It'a hrru written up In all the pacra. I've 'old you that before. Tin l.lmll lu Ilia Alillllr. "Now here," aald the aaletuuiu, "la a rlgar I cnu reenmineud." "I know you ran, young man," aald the ninlnmer. "I tried one of them the oilier day on your retonitnendatlon. What I want la a brand you ran recommend without lying" PERUNA ""or Catarrh of tho Throut of Two Years' Standing. 'I was afflicted for two years with catarrh of tho throat. At first It was vory alight, but ovory cold I took mada It worso, "I followed your directions and In n very short tlmo I began to Improve, I took ono bottlo and am now taking my second. I can safely say that my throat and bead aro cleared from ca tarrh at tho present time, but I still continue to tako my usual dote for a spring tonic, and I find there Is noth ing bettor." Mrs. W. Pray, 200 Twelfth St., Orooklyn, N, Y. RIGID LAWS TO G0YERN AERONAUTS. A.. Leo Stevens, Instructor of U, S Army Balloon Corps, Advocates Government License and Examinations. Every day I am firmly convinced that there should bo government regulation on ballooning. I have held thla theory for aomo time, but tho experience of a certain California aeronaut aow days ago in the Siorra Madre mountains has brought the need home to me more strongly than ever. The government regulations should consist of licenses for balloon pilot, and laws within which tho pilots should havo to conflno themselves. Whilo I do not wish to reflect on this aeronaut, I do wish to point out that he Is only a case in point. Some peo ple can novcr become successful balloon men any more than all men can become auccrsaoa as artiata or deep aea divers. It'a a part of a man's makeup. There are some men who can make ItO ascen sions and still bo no hotter equipped as pllota than if they wero going up for the second tlmo. A person who Is not skilled in aeronautics, knowing that a great many reckless peoplo to have the experience of seeing tho earth slip (tut from under them. Here Is where tho troublo comes. I will not say that It la not rleht for a man to ko un in a balloon by himself. I think that Is thla man has mado say nlno ascensions aaya, "Oh, I'll willingly go." If we had governmunt regulation, where men rklllcd in aircraft should make the examinations aa to whether or not tho applicant was fitted to bo a pilot, this obvious dangor would bo dispensed with. Tho Kpular idea la that all one has to do to make an asconaion Is to jump Into tho balloon car, cut loose nnd when ono is ready to ascend throw overboard tho aand ballast. Aa a matter of fact that much is not ovon the alphabot of air riding. When I heard that this experimenter was to mako tho trip with that number oipasiongcra and with so small an nmount of ballast In my old "Ameri ca," I predicted failure. He should bo thankful that tho escapo was so suc cessful. Thero aro some requirements and aomo theories controlling tho as cent apd descent of balloons just as fixed us those that govern tomporaturo or that of gravitation. A certain sired nlr ship, with so many cubic foot of gas naturally can carry only bo many passengers exclusive of Ita ballast. Thero is a nicety in determining just how many It can carry successfully. To bo specific, a balloon with 60,000 cubic foot of gas should start out with 35 bnga of ballast and llvo passongors. Equipped In that manner tho pilot need fear no storm, nnd have po worry. IIu la just na safo as If ho wero sitting at his own Jlresldo. When a atorm comes, by throwing overboard somo ballast ho can go abovo it. When tho storm la over, by letting out a llttlo gas through the escapo valves he can descend safely JKEMffmfflfvf ft rfni'J ,wlMliVl'lJ' IS AUOHOL.3 I'EK CENT j AVcSclaUellrrraraflonlx, 5lmll.iiliKitcroclafJIWuli ItafjUttSiomriuaadiJuwhcf m tutiuf t.r.aiini'jn,! Fromolcs Digcjlonh?fffi 1 ncss am i .suomauu nrarr OnitratJIonilune norJImaL ISotNahcotic. i JbcUttUtl rWjrraitrran mi Aptrfccl Remedy forCowHf iiuii.ouui aiuiujui.i'Miii,1 WnrtnrnintiUVnwJnTm!r ruaaandLossOfSlXEP. j TuSitailt Sijn&hvt f c? NEW YORK. & fcllrlW.IMtl.lEl jUAranltf tl under w i.M aaafcaaaaaakAaJsattaaaaW Exact Copy of Wrapper. to the earth. When a balloon of thla size, that Is 60,000 cubic feet, baa thrown over all ita ballast for one rea son or another, except five bsgs, It should drop to earth at once. To do otherwise Is to run a dangerous risk. A law making this ncccsary would be a great boon to the art and practice of ballooning. A bag carrying between 35,000 and 40,000 cubic feet of gas and two persons besides the pilot should drop to earth when the pilot has expended all the ballast save three bags. If be does not do so he is risk ing Uvea that he should not be allowed to jeopardize. 1 am In favor of government regula tion. At the present tlmo licenses can be granted to pllota in this country by the Aero club of America. Thero are now 24 men holding theso licenses. An applicant must make 10 successful aa censlons before be is granted the li cense. These directions have to be mado before he Is granted the license. under tho direction of other liconsed pllota, or after tho applicant has made four or five so that he can manago a balloon, ho must keep data of his trips. This information has to be exact, and be filed away, tor instance, when the applicant drops back to earth, say on a man a farm, he baa to give the man s name and where ho lives, and who hauled him back to town. This is so that at any future tlmo the authorities may satisfy themselves that tho trip was really made and that it waa a suc cessful one In every way. France has a very cretlitablo method of licensing its balloon men. The li censes are not governmental, though. Each pilot, who is going to make an ascent, carries In his pocket a little book with his number and hia photo graph In It. If any one questions his identity or his ability as a navigator ho simply shows tho book with his photo behind th Irenglass. I am in favor of government licens ing nnd government regulations, rather than that of stato jurisdiction. In this way the laws would be uniform, and all tho air sailers of something near equal ability. An applicant would not havo to go to Washington to mako an ascent by any means. lie may make tho trip at any placo under the- guid ance of an accredited pilot. llallooning is becoming more and more popular. It is now more than a crazo. Ita possibilities are attracting more a matter of et riles. A person may walk on a railroad whero there is a third rail. He does it knowing that ho is taking his life in hia hands, but when ho persuades other people to go along with him, ho risks their Uvea without enough experience to get them out of danger should anything happen. When flvo people go up In a balloon in addition to tho pilot, tho unskilled pilot is risking flvo livoa in addition to bis own. Throwing overboanl ballast is a sci ence. Ilallaat is to u balloon what steam is to an engine. And just as Bteam onco gone can never bo recover ed, just so ballast thrown overboard is lost. Ono man can got along, make a whole trip without losing more than llvo bnga of ballast whilo another sponds twonty. Tho latter spends ull hla tlmo In truvoling up and down, , making saw tooth, whilo tho other nails I along in a comparatively straight line. I Thu pilot who la out with tho beginner makes carotul notes and gives a full report to tho members of the Aero club. He takes Into consideration juat Tito Kind Yott ZInvo Always Bought, aud which Iuia been la uko for over SO yearn, han homo tho wlmtnro of 9 nnl lins hcn xiintlo tinder hla por- c2rX-&fy??A' Bonnl MipcrvLiIoia Hlnco Ita Infancy. VW, ccccAfi'l Allowno ono todccclvoyouln this. All Counterfeit, lmltaUonHnnd"JiiKt-nff-f;ood"nra but Experiment! thai trlllo with nndcmlangcrtho health of Infants nnd Children Experience ugalmt Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorla In a liarmlcs milistlttito for Cantor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Suothini; Byrupa. It U l'lcaaant. It eont4iln neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic rinhatancc Ita ago lit ita guarantee. It dcatroyx "SVonn and allays Fcvcrlahnow. It cure Diarrhoea and AVInd Colic. It relieves Teething- Trouble, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency. It Baalmllntcs tho Food, rcgiilatot tho Htomnch nnd IJowcls, giving1 healthy and natural Bleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother' Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Boars tho Cac The M You Me Always Bought !n Use For Over 30 Year TMCtvTaiwiauwvr rr MwaiuTarriiirr new to arm how much fluctuating the learner does. Ho assists the new man, but watches him carefully to find out bow much grip he has on the science. The dilettante in search of new sen sation la as dangerous aa an automobll 1st with tho speed mania. I hesitate to make a trip with a beginner who ssys the danger is nothing, with the man who says "Oh, I'm not afraid. I've got the nerve." Aa a matter of fact when good sense is used, there la no more danger than there is in an au tomobile trip. Out there is much po tential danger. I am willing to make tho trip with a beginner who says: "Now I'm new at this, and want you to take the rudder. I don't know it all." Another thing, bnlloona and all air crafts will soon be equipped with wire less telephone. An air craft In dis tress can send a C. Q. D. message to earth just like a vessel at sea. It should be compulsory that equipment for communications with tho earth or airships be Installed. A balloon in trouble would simply telephone ita lo cation or general direction and rescue balloons or automobiles could be sent to the rescue. The U. S. army corps with which I have been connected has successfully experimented with a Deforest instru ment, weighing less than 100 pounds. However, there is a new sparklesa and wircleta telephone of the radio variety which weighs only 10 pounds and which any balloonist can safely carry. The radio sparklesa attachment does away with the dansr of setting the gas bag on fire. The weight of the telephone is so small that when the balloon lands out in Uie country the operator can put it under hia "arm and take it with him. An old fashioned wireless telegraph is impractical for the reason that it makes a spark that may Ignite the gaa bag. ualloonlng has advanced so far now that it la no longer experimental, but is a science. The throwing out of bal last is a science. It takes a long timo to learn to handle a balloon properly. Why, In the fitness of things, should a beginner, one who has nothing to urge him on except curiosity and daredevil try, bo allowed to risk other lives? I think the license to beginners should bo made reasonably hard to ob tain. And further, the lawa regulat ing tho ballooning ahould be seven. Ualloonlng is a matter of public con cern, and when licenses are first Isiued I hope that they will not be given so promiscuously aa licenses were given at first to auto drivers. Letting an outsider take up a bal loon la exactly like running a railroadl engine. A railroad train la half way THI OIL THAT a ialissssssssssssmMsssssl thi oil that tNCTRsssssr'ajf jlkB Crescent Bf5ki-32 V01DOAU. TUiTA-Vr HWIttKH) ronDatnu CWAMJ A FULL do r.r arm Signaturo of between stations when ita engineez dies. The train is stopped. Some body asks, "Can anybody here run an engine?" A young man steps up and saya: "Yea, I can." Ho takes the engine and may draw the train ten miles without an accident and be may get It safely Into the station. But la he a worthy engineer? No. On the following day thla same young man might wieck the train before begot out of the switch yards. COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKIN8 P0WDR EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CLOSSETarjCYEES pgruiAHP. oar- j WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms In the Northwest from people who aro on the way from tho East and Middle Wcat and can place you in touch with buyers with money. Let us hear what you have for sale ATLAS LAND COMPANY 420 lumber Exchange BuiMinx PORTLAND OREGON ThrlMntl ltsiMit and most comfortable POMMEL SLICKER At the jura tlmo cheapest In the cna Because it wears lonqest '359 EreTwtec Every garment, aunrnnifi waterproof Catalog roca c.e.n ca iim,uo.tpmomtochl I UTowta ca BoirriM. un PNU No, 17-09 -TtrilKN writing- totiUei VI lucnlliiu thla papan iTertlaora pleaae) mm PtNtTHATCl I Egg-Phophate rvi 1 1 li wi VotiJk r iPKCffleV rm 'f.t itM.m i m aaar ii wmrm '. F I i t MM tree W tea BAKING POWDER POUND 25c Get it from your Grocw rmmMnMmmimkmmmiMmmmummttawmMMmmfmMwiiiitM wtmipummjum-