AN IIONIJST DOCTOR ADVlSlil) IMt-KU-NA. Mlt,HYI.T.HTKUi:.HMlTII,ll..om UIH, OriiulliiHIiH'K.Hl. I,tnil, Mo., write I "I'uriiim la (In) bent friend u ainh mnll can have. "A few limiit lift ik) I pniiiH lir In n wretched I'linillMoii, ICapuaiirt) nml lUnipiiiupt hml ruined my ihk'h mliiiat health. I IihiI cnlnrihnl nfftiilliiii of lliahriiiiliUI tiilitM, nml fur n llinw there wmi h ilnnlii an In my recovery. "My i;ihI lioncat uhl iliM'lnr nihlniHi tun to taku I'ituum, which I illil mill In k (hurt Hum my health Imkii In Im prm veiy rapidly, Urn lirunehhtl Iroulilii Kradunlly dlnppn'irHl, nml In thrin mouth my health wa fully nn stored. "Accept n grateful tiian'M thanks fur 111 tiMiiiirutliiii to mr(iHil health." I'r-fil Hit fur III I'utlrntft. A. V. I'lirrln, M. It. H., l! llsliwy fit., Ilrookl) ll, N. Y., anyat "I mil lining ymir 1'iTiiim myaelf, nml mil riM'iimiiiriiilliiii It In my palladia III nil cam nf catarrh, mul tint I It In 11 miirx limn ymi represent. IVrmu enn Ira had imw uf nil ilniUKM In thin fl tlnu. At IIih tlniM 1 Unjau tullltt M, II wu unit hum ii." I'rr.iuirt An Orttllit, "I lint flit heard uf )ul K'llliK "Ht ( Htibiiuir to dinner laitly" "No, hi nayn I can't (In Ihnl nliy more " "Why, I HhhisIi yuli were bin rloawal friend wimi'n tin- inattcrr "I li (I'll inn tlieir tiMik diMwii't lite llli'" I'll t tHita-l t'tlltl I'ri'M. I.lllln Mm Hunter hml heard ninny Joke about t tin lirlil.-n who couldn't market nwcfully Hint nbe ninitii up Iiit mlii'l Hint tln Mm I re-qin-at b made of 11m market man Wlttlttt allow IllT t" la' H miltlllrtll hotiwwIfV "Kend me. ilrMi," ht A lit. "Ihii I'rfiii'ti rlmf. Mini win hull drill fcrreli pen"- Jink. mirer irp. "One uJ.Ject l.m in jour mrm." M Iht .lil.r. (Inn. lor tbrmifb lb nMBUvrlpt. "I thai Wlnltlrr unre wrote nm ran twltm iiUMniialljr ik mum- 14." "! tmi in. it In My. lr," fbundfel IV mi r.i culler, "tal I " j inn yii'i naie imiraveH tan mem. m) dr.ir air." h.lll) lutrrto.ed febe editor 1 ")ui h Improved on bM mnntt,)y.w PrraliliiiMlun, I'll aljr I iiia imi thlhV thnt If fnu ha. I lie rriililnc nf Ih unlnrrx- ymi r ill inaka -iiu lmiriaanta oh Hit I"'"'" '"" ".", 'ot" . .iHml.l Itka in Lav !. . nrranaMl Dial nhi-ri a mmm U iMtlnj n i.l !!. Ih itaa Mimlit irrM l an !' In atxail uf nuli-Vljr. I'm Uit lu M.a i ai-aiiin " llritlimltraa I'rmr. "I illil Hiluli." Nidi CfeuMy KitntitMTly, "of K"iii( In fr imIIHi. hut I n rfrnhl I wniiUlii't kwiw Jwt bor t trfi'nt my liifiTluiK. ilnn'l y' knm;.M "YiMir Ihfrrliirnr rrinarnnl tilmrtw. "Oh. )"ii Hniililirt !" llkvly In mnt auv nf thttu" l'bllaiUlibli l'ra. Craaht Ttit auto larr.l fnm tba nlS, rv hanV Why, aarvn't yi brartl at.' iwfui aliirtT Cn I'Ihvi nf la nrr 0MC ft.) ll Un4il oh a rnw ralwry I -('bii-ntm Trllniaa. I'riiml l'nii'a Otitrrtnltitn. "Il'n linnl tn maliu huh' hhI ft iiii'HiImt." nahl tin- tlrtHHiinn InIW, "ItiHt thi'y liint tHit 'IihiU a Klft hiirBf III lM IIH'lltll' " "Yin." Iiilnrriiitl rth'y, "Intt I'll Im'I Il'n Mill hmuVr tn iiihUi' nur Imliy rrnn-uilMT that III lllllMll't HII II iclft ImriHi In liU iiiimiHi. rtillHtlnltthhi l'ra. .Nil llnliutT. "VliHtfiT hi ii. ihitr," T.rtitn the niilnt hniT, "ilmi't nlmw my lellurn to on to uiiy nun." "Mini' imi fir, ilwtrit," rntno tl ri-ply, "I'm Jut iniich nalinunil uf Ih'iii iih ymi ar." Ami, ulth Hint. Hid I'litJilKriilunt lx rami' it inrttt'T nf hintnrv JihIki'. ' ' i iwvuptffigs ElixtrifSonna nets fjontly yot prompt ly onllio oowcls.L'loansos i1c system ejjcrjhuilly, ;assibts ono in overcoming habitual constipation, 'nonnanovmy. To got its. jjoncjicial eccts buy the iemuue. NonujncUii'cd y to CALIFORNIA .ROLDBYUADJWORUCCtSTO-EOtBOTTU TIM! 1IKHT OP hll'IX Vol till llrVn hull In rinded, 'I'll" lninlliitf rin!i hmd to n iiilt 1 I'lii'. I Vinl I'Mrj' imrlillinl ihim'iiii llwr ha ri'i'l I Our nulnler )ear, at Imri Muiln n In mill, nml wear) at III rni", cnre lin iiHtrr h Im liiwn ih" wIhi !n Ah, lint till nil llif Iml of lift mx-iim m-l 'IIih ih. nf Ufa 1-fUllW, To lull fur mily fiiini', IIninlcliiiiiHt ;nl tin (Milt r"t" '' I'nr ilnrti tir 1iht ur kiiIiI to xllil n nnnm Alnor lilt' Kmil wlli-ti'lil All mlU ullt hrliitf iw, w It) Iimm our iln, V, mi mIhhm- mrn jnutli'a ph.iik Iwll Iibk tilll, III hlimliiK ImiIiIiIimi, mhi Ha ijillilrm ilo, I'lirKHlliiK wf i:rtf iM. Kill tliK Hiirht Mlilit wlifil Hm-li bM uf trivial irnln Itwit mini u IIm llriikm itmoH imr rWMtHl'i liy. fur lll"H V hii Ih wlf-wntrtl ( Ami mnll nmaoltM hi mitnbwi-J, nut thi-rr rlw l'tm ti fnmi lh ! nml wIhiIImm hflfht 'llitiari plmn r tkHltila htint nm iitiln ttir MMlt What alnra ntf In Ilia lilclit. -,SMstntnr, is(MiiiiKJi(iiiiirii!im His Lon Way Round JWMIJJTFM "Wlmt'n H' inn Hit Mllll Jiilir I'hll lil' linhnl aiiiU'liiiHily. Iltr mitialii hml Kft-t'lMl Inn- wllli n (Mitt uf txalHlh' IfHHili'Uiwt that wllwl flH l'llMIIMlllll. At Iter iiimlliti Ih mmln nit iiotititn tli'iw ifTnrt in rHurn to iirth. "I'Jtll," ! imiiiI ilrvHiiilly, "I'm kuk K't uiMrrM." If Im hml liijil to nurirl Iht trH tniM wa fuillf. A tiiurh M Khiftnw, t-lrnylii Itmlf Ih hi cj tw. h( Iht im Urr tfuahl. My titmr l(Hwrt '." alve rrlnl rattltnt- lly. "liPNllj ! Ilim i'ii-llll! Uu It'll w wn b U!" llf llirl rolhiT ill4ltailuli-illy. "I ilmi'l tilliiw," 1m- mIi. "I'm Jtfat n liltritT." I'hlliHiN'a cji'tirmn n nllKlilly rttv lnm.il at tlw ahrWa .f tutir r '. "Oh. no; I mm. i'r.Mlrw. '" "I' " 11-aHll Itlm hmlikwl llltiMHtlr. "Vr aliily iml! Idm rowfcl I HbH I ilwi't V:io- jwt whn II 'a to beV "oih rau r a ijar,M miirwurfMl l'lillliva, "aial nil lu Ih Ham aflfr HanU. yuu krniw. Uf loukml at hr with i Ileal An 1 rf firtNub. "I'hrt an mi tmnjMMMilM." h liifiinmii bar. TtMy aw ibolr rttarai- urn." I'hlllHM ntaml. TblrtiJ W'touwr Tbf Rlrln In wbni ll ttuubt m ilbln fr in irnMMti.' "Oh!" bnathiil I'IiIIIhni, ami liumt ovt IW lalili- Hltb lutTtt. "Wliat il yuu HMMttf "OraiibiOuffy," lt miIi). "Yihi ihm'. I 'ifl a lilt iM'n'oua about rbutmliMC " "4'tHKMilMltr rlHilwl ltlllltM. "Ob, wHI," Imi aitlbtal. "iif tHMirm' I ' kuiiM Ih may rvtm m, Imt l'r xi lu ilwliW ublrh lu aak, any-ay. Iwm- i't IT I "()li f Miiirw." mirwl l'hlllii '"Ami imi mwlil lima' iiTtnln, iiHihlu't jihi. hy ImtiliiK a mmiiiwI In nwrw? Ymi kmiH' tin- wiri nf HiIiik ilraiHTx iut im tbclr MittTiin. 'In makliiK a fhulc wf rjHN'tfullj lic funtiHui're to i-i'lwt (ho it ttinii itwlRim, tn hmiIiI llaaM)i " I "Oh. If yiMi Mini It hi funny." In- hnIO illHHiiliilly, ami nwit tlw iiaftTi I'll ii lu'Hi. ... ...... ...!.... ... I...I.. H ....I. I ..1 1.1. I i nun iiiims in nfi(i, nniu am" nun , liwllaiiatlim. Uf wum with illitlfiilty Imliii'l to pro iihhI. "WVIl, l Hiit my mtiHlwrltliiK to n KrHiihiihwInt, ami ami whiu Klrln' UltllTM " "I low im'Hiil" tlaalinl l'hllliKi. "I'urlliiiiH uf tifrH,H lu tiirrfoti'il ultli dlKiilty. "Ami jiftfiilny I pit HiitMi from lht iiihii." lin Imlloatml the y H' rtttrn hlwHH. rhllli'H inrkhil. "You'll let mi' mh thi'iuV fhi' I'Mtiititi'il, nml run Iiit tin Ki'in IhruiiKh thi nikim. "Hon- ininyt I'lvi') Oh, hut Hint diii'V yuiirn. Well, four ulrlH otiiiht to hi iilnuly. U't'n M'o (iiTiihllmi llmt- 'Kumiinhiit lli'klo lu your nlliii'him'iiU ' " "You will nilinll," ho lutrrruiiti'il ciilih ly, "Hint (ItTiililliu) In out of (ho ijut'H. Ion." I'lilllpim Inhl Iuth on tlio tnlili', not without ht'Mlliitlon. 'Tim other limy ho tturci'," Htm mtiHitl. "Wlio'n thin? Oh, lli'ilhn I'nwl'i. 'Of n Hoinuwliiit tiihl mul cuU'iiliitliiu imturi'.' Yea; hIik nl wiijh U'Ih tun puy for uycrylliliiK wlii'it wi k'o 't tom'thiT. 'Not mui'li loo for chlhliru or iuiIiimIh- ' " I'lillliin loolii'il up III HiHiio illHiuny. "Hut this Ih ilri'iulful I HIk hIio ninurri to ln hv fi'otly oillmin, 1,1't'H hmi wtmt hu nuyn iihout Ollvln. 'Wry itmliltloiin: muio hut tho lilulieiit nonltloii would ' " llilllla uuh(!tfltatlngly obiiuduuvd mYA iw r J Inbi ii(( feSfcJ QfcrJ! I uMmmty Wlii-ii I'rralih lit IliMMU'lt ri'tlna from otllc In- wiyn ho "III co to Africa to miiki' hl Miri'iiiinmi " rnninuity filt ntmiiiK Hi hlu khiik- of that initl ni'iit. lin Hiiiintiii' i-n Hint It In IiIh iiiulilll'iii to Nt'tirf lth liln mvii rlllc a nHami'ii of i in h mtIiii of AfrliHH IiIk' fnilim. 'I'hU la an aliihlll'MH iroJiH't ami will Im' ilitrli'iilt tu i-arry out. I'aiiHHiM hiiiili-ra hare kihh' to tin' nmall ti'rrllory whf tlm nknil hr III the nUHIiim lu thf ilarkliHaa al'it lihlun III ilnw Ihlrkftn hi Iht' hoiin uf liny IlKlit, hut try fiw hnc Ixiii wi lorllimiti' an to Wit um of tln-M ulualr; iiiiIiiimU. la Ihi' l'r--l1iMil wiiikuIih' that In will hrlmc Ii'iiik Hi1 kln uf a wlilt.' rhliHiiTim? TIh fact that mw Man kllhtt rm'iitly wan tlMHtukt wurth tch KrNihlHK all hmt ihi' vi or hi. a than a ntilury nan tm Hhltc rhliMKiTiH wan IhlriK In Inrai- mimlHTw fpmi KhiIIi Afrh-a lu tln Haliara, Imt ilwailva Ihih claii' nllhuut uiii U'Ihk kllhil. 'I hiri' t nut a kmi liiirii of white rhltHH-rrM In many of tin- larxrat mil M'llliin If Mr ltiHH'ilt can hrlmc liln i(wliinii Ihiiiii' alhc It "III In uorth n nmall fi Till I if to hlln. 'i' linn- mui'li to Iwrn ynt nhnut many of th linMirtnnt aulmaln of Africa iHiuhtii'Mi Hurt ari nut a few of which wi lmi' licwr hi-Hnl. A aiiiaatlim wan muwil lu loint ymra hy llif illmicry uf thf okapl, n hoNiitlful anliiial with Miuif uf tin phjclrnl chnmcli rlntlm Inith of Hit' hornf ami (Tirade Wlini Ituyd AIcxhihIit rriHwd MkitIh ami Urn Htnlnu hftwu-n tlm MkiT ami Hit' Nllr, Hint' ymra aipi, lit iIImihitii! clKhtii-li nim-lmi'iiH of liiamiiiollit that witc Imw tu tMlfttv' rVhlllltipn, In th iitiTlnintfil ri'i;hlin of llrttMi nml (IiTinnil Itant Africa, linn fimiiil m'tcml lwli- unknown till Ih hmtHtht tlicm to Unlit. TIuti will mure auch iIImiimtIiii. Mr l(iaHHiclt jiri'jK'i'i-n to hunt lu thf rfinarkahlc Kanw iiwntry uf the llrltMi IMMt Africa Tn(iiturnlf. from Momlwatta to fKamtn. In Mie uf thf frlk'hlful ntaiictilfr In thin riThm Ufuri the umiiic lawn wmit Into forrc, It In Mill uic of tlw hhmI wiawlfrful ftVhl uf Krrnt jaa)t In the wurhl. Olhla-a ilfttrcvailriK iimimcitt tin the nutiicrlcMl nirfiigth uf lirr tviwln'n wt-wkiniM ill. "Hut IhiTf'H iwly Mhm MlTtHi Mt ihiw," nbf mid antloiy. "tllft fur'-- Mliat'a thf wurtl? 'NurflmtT Ou. I'M nri' that'n nut lnt." "Ami If It wcrr." Ititwrt ilfnitirr-!. "I ilim't want alwayn to l 111. yuti kimw. Ami 'v Rut to rnuotM? ." Tlify rt'tVm'tnl "WVIl." aalit 1'blllp in at lant. itftnn-ralfly. "ym'f Mhl your jfimy. ami youM lifttcr " "It wamn't a iHtuiy," ho luti'rruHint KkMtmlly. "llH'n a try vjtlal xratibuluclat ami 1m cbarnfn rtf 4illl ItiKa ioh." "Hut HifM" fHir uinhrtial wlttw," uV iHctttl 'blllifa. "an all wi iMtfful at leant, wIhhi Ihcy'r Kralaliifflail. I really think araithcr fhf atillllnxn wmihl "WHAT A I'lTV Ol Hl'11.1. W IUIILY." In n JuHtinahlc outlay." .Slw ijmU n tilth' alwM'iitly ; nht wan Klam'liiK HirniiKh the iyniw rlttwi vliarHt-tcr of ltllhTt hluiKnlf nml lit' wnti'hiil her with a hint of linn ilmt !. A nuNluoil llicht lu htr uyiii hh alio liHkiil up tttiiihlml It 1 tn. "I'm afraid I lie re it re a phmI ninny lillmnkm lu It," he nilhl tmnluMtly. I'hlllpim rcllivtiil. "Did you huvu to puy oxlrH for jotirHl" alio doummU'd, "Wlint forlf" lie naUiil mutually. "Tho wlillt'WHitli," nnhl rhlllppii, with lllllH'lllV' cjex, lit' lookitl nt lmr with Kontlu w proiti'li "1 ihouKht youra porfwt," ho wild. "Mlnur "Yea." Ilo Drnri'liiit lu Ilia ockot Imok. "I winded to know youra. hut. of mil mo, I didn't put It with tho oIIiith, iih yon am not nvullaldo." "Hu, dear, what a lot of trotthlo you look. Do you really think all tlioao nltv thliiKH (if ioV "I Junt wrolo down what I tlMUtrlit of you," ho iMUfc8iil. "Hut how on imrth did you kuohh! tyiHtwrltltiB tolla no tali'H," Her lips quivered. "You nnhl I wiih nliu'ero lu my attavliinouta, Hit." "So you are." "And that you woro attached to a country life." ".So I am." Hliv laiiKlied Kuddenly, "What a pity you Bvell no hutlly, ltu I" Hu wau puzxled. "All great uicn spoil )dnvioi)oMjric Tkodordosdvdt laully," Ihi aamiretl Iht. "Wliafn that t tu ilo with Itr Hh IniiMal tuwnnl hlw. "I rwitznlafii your Hmcb. Itu. Yuii alwayn dltl m)I 'attach' with Ihrt fa." Umduii Skftch. WIRE TEKCIM POR TELKPHOKES. I aril h llic slmiHl l'iiri In lllrrcl Inu Ullllur liinrii rr. "Ill the Weat and Suuthwcat, wherr tbfft' ar lutix atretflwa of uuhrokcii wire fcucaM, tlMHit) wlrm an friututly tfil tu ctnitey ltlfNHiiH' ntctataMMt frowi mm puliit to amitiHT." aald ("apt. John (i. Somter, uf San Anlimln. 'IVx.. Iwrti ihi huaiiitfa iM'fum lb ilciwrtuieutn, ao cordluic lu tb WaabiiiKtou 1'uat. "In Hum liM-allOcs the Mf wire, art (XMiM-rtnl lulu rvrmlar teliiiliutMt lliiff. with iN'ruwiMHit tiiilimtait fur lirai'ttcal tn: Tbi-f line are ufitw fnau ten tu thirty miIUm lutue. and are a jtreut itMiteiileucf tu ifol of tb raiiiliff. 'The I'lilleil Slain nltrual rurM Ii vu'll triilueil lu lb ua uf wlr frarrti fer ti-li pliiMie punaawK. In thf mili tary imiieutera that lake tlare lu the in mh tVKl'Hi the almial curtM playa all imiHirtaiit jwrt In dlrtvtlua the iimve meiit of the trvnjtai hy luipnivWd tele. I'liuiiiii. "In niiim' liH-alltliK where the coun try In ruuith or htiatlly wimhIwI It In Im IHNutlhlt' to tiiiey the hlpitaln fruiu one pitlut to another hy the iiHial uiethU of llaua or othT Whim I Htmiala. It In then the telephone Ih hroueht Into play. 1 it Ii ttflNi'hnietit uf Msual eorim men Ih MulpMtl with a Held telephone NttachUH'iit. It retilreH the work of hut a minute or two to connect tliln at tachment with a femv wire ami to cot Into direct communication with heml tpiarterH. 'The iim uf tlw femv wire for tele Idiom' etHiimiiuli'Mtttm olivlateH the lie cewtlty of coUHtructluic temurHry tleltl telci'liuiii' linen hy the alKiial corM. It Himetlmea Ihhjkhk that a little tllltl culty Ih imvouutertNl lu iixlnu the wlrtti mi aettmiit of MHoe Mur eoiuiectlnii or hreak, hut It uaually doea not take hhik to dlaeover and remme tho chuho of the truuhle. "On aomo of the IiIk ranches ntralsht linen of wire fence fifty to t-eventy-tlve mile loni; an fretptently found. These afford excellent umairtiinlt)' for mili tary tleltl horvloo. "Ah a matter of neeenHlty all ranch fencea immt he kept In pod roiwlr. To do till femv rhlem are countautly em ploy itl. Ilia Mi.llOl I'llll. A certain town wuncll after n prt trite I ed Hlttluu waa ileal rims of ad Jorirulm: for Inueheoti. Tho proinwl lion wiih opiHwetl hy tho mayor, who thoiiKht that If Ida fellow cuunellora felt tho ntlmuliis of htuiKer tho din patch of IiuhIuchh would Ih much fa cilitated. At hint an llllleruto mourber got up and exclaimed : "I ham astonished, ( ham Rurprlacd. I ham amazed, Mr. Mayor, that you will not let uh ki to lunch I" "I'm Hiirprlsed," exclaimed ono of liU colleasuea, "thut n gentleman who Ma got o much 'hum' In his mouth wantf any lunch at all I" Iomlon Scrl. Uurr Ihf Dlrl I'll nl Panama, UiMitciiiiiit-Oiloni.'l (iivirxtt Oeotlinln, ch.ilrinnn and chief ciiKlnctr of the Inthmlnn canal cummWiluu, told I'rml dent It'Kmcvelt lain In January that before January 1, 1!H', the ditch whhh Ih tu hlMi-t the vertebrae of tho Anitrl can continent will be completed and thut all will be In rcadlm-M for the flrnt trip to inako the little plenmire Journey from the Atlantic to the I'm clllc, mi write Hoy Crnndnll In the Technical World Mngnzliic, Innniniich aa the colonel la notetl for coriMTTutlmn mul caution, It In believed thut he feel drip down In liln own heart that at leant a year will bo cut from that call mate. Una Her lloilllla, "I know ihrr are uh thins rnln mnkcra," aliliMl Mra, Cftarcwntrr, looking tlirourh lh wlmlot nt Hi iIibaI proa rrt outnlrff : "ImjI I don't bllevf thf re la really any audi thlnr in a rnln chwk. Or, If tli'rf la, tbrre'a aolxiIy that knowa bow to u It." CniiaM uf tho Truiililf. The VlaltlH-; panwill wan huiiillng con tlci No. )31 itjunolatlon lu tnsall 'Jim fin "Tou nhould not complain, my ml rultUil frJeml." he hhIiL "It In letter ii take I him:, an you find them." "Yoiiw In tm tin wrotijc track, parnnn." rcplletl the prlmiliiT. "It wnn practlclu' dat theory dat K'it me pinched." CtTO " VUa Iiaiifa aid alt Krrpa T)U lllo trmotlr tairM l.r I'r. KliiHa Ur Sttyimimnt. Hi1 rr lltKK ItllrliJ 1-rttUa-! mauafc tn. IL ILIillur. I,L.tll Arrti rL, ltk,l'a. Omltalona nf IINlori. Tlif war corrfpornb-ntn were compll mmtinr l'It., Molly I'ttcbrr on tin- con apirtioua cotirar' nb bad il.attltywl at tha battle uf Moumoutb, "It waa notblnr." be I1. "I tartly wantKl to abow that my otbir name lin't Co-l'lle." For, Vfrilr. true bravery, unlike rrnlut, v&uatetb not Ittelf, la not puffed up. )tothr will flnil Mrt. TTtm1w F ithtnc 'Trui'tli- ut roina-lr u uotnrititlrii.'Ui-n Suilcg lb Uatlilu; tmrxl. jlutunl llrlHrlnnrr. "Here I tay eal, tnailam, but candor eoatMla me to y that I think you are a a well able to Hani) an I a a." "I'otlleaaM compel me to ujr Thank jou. tlr." Cbliajro Trlaaae. IOn'Von ihiT. mulc hall ami con rert hall iriv.iie oaiin( accouimoUtiua fir Sl'T.OOO .le. CASTOR f A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Hava Always Bought Beam tho Blumitaru of 6&tfte&& Aa lie Lititerluitil It. It wnn IHrfcy'n 8tX day at Sunday reboot, and be waa llha: blx atotber nhottt it. 'TVey nunc tbe funnieat bamiuet tos; I ever beard," be aaid. "What mm ilT" lw aaheil. "'Hold w Port; Pritn) Ham Cera last'" State si Ohio. City of Toledo I Uw County. J Frank J. rkir oalli that beUroater patiner of Ut) (la el P J. ('baser ft Co.. ttoluc koalnaa t H I baCli r of Talxla. CoaniT and Out afotoaalil. ami ibai aaltl arm will ur Ilia inn I ol (INK HrxnkKIl HOlUH (or Mk an. everjreateoll'atarib tlial rtaiwlUi eurvd br IIM u of Haifa Catarrh Cure. i KK.VK J. CHENEY. Fworn to Iwfnrome ami (iibM-rllanJ Inmri rea ciK,lblMuuay uf UeewtatAte A 0 l!i. sl ' A. W. QL. AMIS', 1 ' NoUrrl'uMlr. Haifa Catarrh Cure I taken luier nallr, b1 artiillrerllr uuon IbeMtwt ami uro'.aaur- !poaol iheiTilem, elll iorlmilaioiilala free. o... ... l-J-t'KXBYCO.i1oloil,0. Pol.t by all it'ual.l.. 7fte. lake Hail' family 1111 far ooutllpaltetu Too Moiltitoiioua. "Yra," wild Slaniwy. "I tramped throUKh Swltaerlaml limit," "I'oiim off!" oxclttlined Dawtor, "You never did!" "ure I did; on the level." 'Tlwt prtvti you're lyliiR. It'a nlmply lniniMilble to tramp thrtntch Swltierlniul on the level." Tho Catho lic Standard and Times. Khcutuntism is caused by an excess of uric ncid in the blood, which is carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. IJvcry muscle, nerve, bone and joint nbsorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing ache, inflammation, stillness and other well known symptoms of the disease. Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot Ixj expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment which docs not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures pive temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. -S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It rocs down into tho circulation, neutralizes the uric ncid and drives it from the blood. S. S S. expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether ncute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found n safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties needed to cure, ami nt the same Unit) a medicine that builds up the entire system by its fine tonic effects. 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Can urti llilns llet "O. Jobnnv. Johnny!" aiaheil Mr. IipIIdc. "You're o awfully hard on tboe. Thla l the second pair I've liouchl you aince we bad tkat equiuuptial vtora in March!" Cllntnllp I'ruittunltfr. "I am older than I look." an Id the mat ron at ho bouae tbe aewm: circle haj met. "More than forty winters have pawed ever my bead." "Then on haten't livetl lone In thli climate. If that's all," obaerved tbe elderly iiiv.lrr. "I've aotwtlnie eo as many as forty winters here In one iprini" r-rr-y A CURE FOR o RHEUMATISM