BNBVMKV i ir 'MW LMIMiWIWMWIIMMMIWIIlim II IIMimi '"" I 3 THE RED I B r OVSTAVC AIMARD 1 ? TRAIL 1 - CHAPTKtt XVI. W will leave the Mother Superior for n little while and return to the two young ladies. So eoon n the abbess had with drawn they drew dor toother, Ina Helena taking the seat .on the bench pre viously occupied by the abbc. "My dear Anlu," h said, "let me profit br the few minute we are left alone, to impart to you the content of n letter t received IhU morning. It la liiost Important." "What do you mean, my dear Helena? loea the letter to which you refer Inter est rue?" "I cannot positively explain to you, but It will be sufficient for you to know that my brothers are very Intlmat with countryman of our who take the greatest Interest In you." "That In strange," ald Iona Anita, jiaustng. "I nerer knew hut one French man, and I have told you the aad story which wa the cause of all the misfor tune that overwhelmed me. Who can this gentleman be who takea m lively an Interest In me do you know him?" "Very allghtly." the young lady an awered. with a blush, "but sufficiently to be able to auure you that he oes n noble heart. lie doe-s not know you personally; but," ahe added, ai she drew a letter from her bosom, "ahall I read a passage In my brother'a letter which re fera to you and him)" 'Tray road It, my dear Helena." "Listen, then. 'Valentin beta me, dear alater, to auk you to tell your friend that the confessor ahe asked for will come to the convent thU rery day. Dona Anita rnust atn herself with courage, for ahe will learn to-day fome newa possessing Immense Importance.' Thla la under, lined," the younr lady added, pointing to the sentence with the tip of her rosy finger. That If trance," Dona Anlu mur mured. "Alaal what newa can I learn 7" "Who known!" Mid her young com panlon. "'Ilefore all, Dona Anlu muit be prudent; and however extraordinary what ahe hear may appear to her, ahe must be careful to conceal the effect pro duced by thla revelation, for ahe out not forced that If ahe haa devoted friend, she I closely watched by all-powerful enemies, and the slightest Imprudence would hopelessly neutrallie all effort.' The rest" the maiden added, with a amlle, "only relate to myself." At thla moment the lay alater, who had already Informed the Mother Superior of the arrival of Don Seraplo da la Hon da, appeared. "Senoriu." ahe aald, addressing Dona Helena, "our holy mother abbes wishes to apeak to you both, without delay. Hhe I waiting for you In her prirate cell In the company of a holy Franciscan raook." f They followed the lay alster, who led there to the Mother Superior's cell, and discreetly withdrew on reaching the door. "Come, my child." she said, as ahe lild out ber arms to Dona Anita ; "come and thank beaten who has deigned to perform a miracle on your behalf." The maiden stopped through Involun tary emotion, and looked wildly around her. At a algn from the abbess the monk run, and throwing back hla bood at the sirae time as be fell on hla knees be fore the maiden, be aald to ber In a rolce (altering with emotion: "Anita, do you recognize, me?" At the sound of this voice, whose sym pathetic notes made all the fibers of ber heart vibrate, the maiden suddenly drew herself back, tottered and fell, as she frantically shrieked out: "Martial I oh. Martial I" A sob burst from ber overcharged bosom, and be burst Into tears. Hhe was saved, since the Immense Joy ahe bad to suddenly experienced bad not killed ber. The Tlgrero, aa weak as the woman be loved, could only find tears to expreas all his feelings. "Anlu," be cried, "I bare found you again at lst ; no human power shall sep arate us again." "Never, never J" she murmured, as ahe let ber head fall on tbe young man's shoulder; "Martial, my beloved Martial, protect me, save me!" "Ob, yea, I will save you ; angel of my life," be exclaimed, looklug up defiantly. "la that the prulence you promised rue?" the abbess aald, Interposing. "Ite rnember the perils of every description that surround you, and the Implacable foes wbo have sworn your destruction; lock up In your heart these feelings which. If revealed before one of the countless spies wbo watch you, would cause, your death and that, perhaps, of tbe poor girl you love." 'Thank you, madam," the Tigrero re plied; "thank you for having reminded me of the part I must play for a few days longer. If I forget it for a few seconds, subdued by tbe passion that de vours my heart, I wilt henceforth adhere to it carefully. Do not fear lest I ahould Imperil tbe happiness that Is preparing for me; no, I will restrain my feelings and let myself be guided by tbe counsel of tbe alncere friends to whom I owe tbe moments of Ineffable happiness I am now enjoying," "I now understand," Dona Anita ex claimed, "tbe mysterious blnU given me. Alas I misfortune made me auspicious; so forgive me, boly mother." "I forgive you, my poor child," the abbess answered; "who could blame you?" Dona Helena pressed btr friend to her heart without saying word. - - - "Oh. now our misfortunes are at an end, Anlts," the Tlgrero eiclalmed pas sionately; "we have frleuds who will not abandon us In the supreme struggle we are engaging In with our common enemy." "Martial," the maiden replied. "I was weak because I was alone, hut now that I know you lire, are near me to support me, oh I If I were to fall dead at the feet of my persecutor, 1 would not be false to the oath I took to be yours alone. Relieving you dead, I remained faithful to your memory: but now, If persecution smiled me, I should find the strength to endure It." C1IA1TKU XVI t. General Guerro was one of those pow erful athletes who do not allow them selves to be overcome easily. Ills re volted pride restored hit expiring cour age: and since an Implacable warfare was declared against n'm Re swore that he would fight to tbe end. whatever tbe con sequences for him might be. Moreorer, two months had elapsed since his arrival In Mexico, and his enemy had not revealed hi presence by one of those terrible blows which bunt like a clap of thunder above his head. Tbe general gradually began supposing that the hunter had only wished to force him to abandon Sonora, and that. In de spair of carrying out his plans advantage ously In a city like Mexico, he was pru dently keeping aloof, and If he had not completely renounced hla vengeance, cir cumstances at any rate, Independent of bis will, compelled him to defer It. Tbe general so soon as he was settled In tbe capital of Mexico, organlied a band of highly paid spies, who hsd orders to be constantly on watch, and Inform him of Valentine's arrival. Seven or eight days had elapsed. Gen. Guerrero, after a loog conversation with Col. Don Jaime I.upo. Don Slrven and two or three others of his most faithful partisans a conversation In which the final arrangements were made for the pro nunclamrnto which was to be attempted Immediately gave audience to two of his spies, who assured blm that the person whose movemenU they were ordered to watch bad not yet arrived in Mexico. When tbe hour for going to tbe the ater arrived, the general prepared to be present at an extraordinary performance, but at the moment when be was about to give orders for bis carriage, the door of the room. In which be was sitting, opened, and a footman appeared on tbe threshold, with a respectful bow. "What do you want?" the general asked. "Kxcellency," the valet replied, "a caballero desires a few minutes' conver sation with you." "At this hour," tbe general said, look ing at tbe clock, "Impossible; anyone you know, Isldro?" "No, excellency : be Is a cabellero whom I have not yet had the honor of seeing in tbe bouse." "Hum," said the general, shaking his besd thoughtfully, "Is be a gentleman?" "That I can assure your excellency: he told me be bad a most Important com munication to make." In tbe general's present position, aa bead of a conspiracy on the point of bltaking out, no detail must be neglected, no communication despised, so, after re flecting a little, be continued: "You ought to have told the gentle man that I could not receive blm so late, and that be had better call again to morrow." "I told blm so, excellency." "And he Insisted?" "Several times, excellency." "Well, do you know bis name, at least?" "When I asked the caballero for It, be said It was useless, aa you would not know It." "What a strange person," tbe general muttered to himself; "very good," be then added aloud, "lead the gentleman to tbe amall mirror room, and I will be with blm Immediately. CHAITKIl XVIII. The mirror room was on Immense apartment, only separated from the cov ered gallery by two anterooms. It was furnished with princely luxury, and It waa here that tbe general gave those banquets wblch are still talked about In the high Mexican circles. This room, merely lighted by two lamp standing on a console, was at this moment plunged Into a seml-obscurlty, when com pared with the other apartments In the mansion, which were full of lights. A gentleman dressed In full black, and with the red ribbon of the Legion of Honor carelessly knotted In a buttonhole of bis coat, was leaning his elbows ou tbe console where the lamp stood, and seemed so lost In thought that when the general entered the room the sound of bis steps, half subdued by the petates, did not reach tbe visitor's ears and he did not turn to receive him. Don Sebastian, af ter closing the door behind him, walked toward bis visitor, attempting to recog nize blm. "Don Valentine I" he aald, "Myself, General," replied tbe visitor, with an almost Imperceptible smile and a profound bow, "Pray sit down. May I offer you any refreshments?" "I will not abuse your patience, Gen eral," said Valentine. "I have merely come to propose bargain." "A bargain?" Don Sebastian exclaim ed with surprise, "I do not understand you." "Allow me. In the first place, to e plain to you what our position to each other Is." "Go on, senor," the general remarked, with a smile "In two worsts, this Is your position. In the llrt place, vmi wish to overthrow General It , and have jouroelf pro claimed President." , "Ah, nil," said the general, with a forced In ugh; "jou must know, senor, that In our blessed country Hits ambition Is constantly attributed to nil officer. This accusation, therefore, (a not very serious." "It 'would not be so. If you limited yourself to mere wishes, possibly legiti mate In the present state of the couutry, but, unfortunately, It I not so." "What do yon mean?" "I mean, general, that you are the head of a conspiracy; that this conspir acy, several times already a failure In Sonora, you have renewed In Mexico, un der alnuvst Infallible conditions of suc cess, and which, In my opinion, would succersl. had I not resolved on causing them to fall. I mean that, only a few days ago, your conspirator assembted In a vetorlo kept by a certain No l.usacho. Through the agency of Don Jaime I.upo, you divided among them two bags of gold, brought by you for them, and emp tied In your presence. I mean that, nftrr this distribution, the final arrangements were made, and the day wa almost fixed for the pronunclamrnto. Am 1 deceived, general, or do you now tee that t atn well Informed, and that my spies ars quite equal to yours, who were not even able to Inform you of my arrival at the cludad. where I have been for more than a week and you have not known a word about It?" "1 wilt Imitate your frankness, senor. Of what use would It be to dlulmulat with an enemy so well Informed?" "tat us for the present," Valentin went on, still calmly and coldly, "leav this conspiracy, to which we wilt revert presently, and pass to a more Interesting subject. I believe, Senor Don Sebastian, you have a ward of the nam of Dona Anlu de Torres?" Tbe general started, but remained l lent. "Now," continued Valentine, "In con sequence of a frightful catastrophe, this young lady became Insane, Hut that does not prevent you from Insisting on rasrrylng her. In contempt of all law, divine and human, for tbe simple reason that she I enormously rich. It Is true that the young lady doe not love you, and never did love you; It Is also true that ber father Intended her for another, and that other you Insist on declaring to be dead, although be Is alive. Unfortu nately, on of my Intimate friends, of whom you probably never heard. Senor Don Seraplo de la Honda, has heard this affair alluded to. I will tell you confi dentially that Don Seraplo Is greatly re spected, and ha very conslderabl power. Don Seraplo, I know not why, take an Interest In Dons Anita, and has nuul up his mind, whether you like It or not, to marry ber to the man she love." The villain It dead," the general claimed, furiously. "You know to the contrary," Seoot Valentine answered, "but to remove any doubts you might still happen to have, I will give you the proof. Don Martial." he aald aloud, "come In. pray, and tell Gen. Guerrero yourself that you are not dead." "Ob!" the general muttered furiously, "this man la a demon." At this moment the door opened and a uew personage entered tbe room. (To be continued.) SNOBBISHNESS OF A BRIDE. Substitute lb Curd ( at Nuelety l.rmlrr for m friend' Name. Untold depth of snobbishness among frceboru American ssvm to Ihi revealed by n recent Incident that I worthy a place In literature. A wealthy anil cultured family of good ancestry, but who did not liapH-n to d.-uro aa social lenders lu a certain city, rcwlvwl Invitation for a wed ding among ix-oplu whom they kuvw wry well but whoso social aspiration were rather uioro pronounced than tbclr own. The gift selected for the bride was a beautiful and isxiienslvu clock. It waa bought nt one of the boat hop and tho can! of the givers were left to bo sent with the clock nt n certain date. Time piisAeil, tint wedding cume off hut no acknowledgement reached the pco plo who sent tho clock. Tho clerk re membered shipping It with ttiu cards, but nothing further wan known until a mutual friend of the two families was moved to make Inquiries of tho brldo'i mother. Till lady seemed to be a little vague about It, but It eventually trutmplre.1 that tliu nmbltlouH young bride had re moved the cnnlH of the donor and had subHtltuted that of a coimplcuou soci ety lender wltli whom she ImpiK-ned t,o liuve the mercat calling acquaintance, Ha riier Weekly. The feminine Kullliisr, "Did you take a late train to New York?" "I took noveral." "Several?" "Yes; tho one running on the track and tho ones packed In my wife' trunk of evening dresses." Ilaltlmoro American. ItrMsrluH 'bo Una. Tlmkliia Then you do not favor a central form of government? Blmklns I ahould say not I mar rled a telephone girl, you know. hEUIOwKlNvi THE MAMUtU. Gorlou Problem at V owed by Btato Vtorlnarln ol WkhnKton DiirltiR tlio 1ikI lew week Dt, S, II, Nelson, itnttt vclerlimrliiu til Wltlmt Ion lias wm ounildi-rulile lime lit Walla Wslln, CiiliuiiliU, (lartUdd nml Aiotlu counties, examining nmny baud ot ulieep tlntt iitv kept lit tlio-o counties, tin to their gotu'riil liralth, nltli iaitioitlnr refeteme to "eonb." liecciitly, In dipciirsliig tiling ol In tcret he had olimrvod lit itultig from one sheep camp to smdliet, Dt, Ncl'im osmo to tlit pritilHtt of "mttxiklng tho ratigea," which li now no aluutli lug to stockmen. "Ono ol tho serious problem now confronting tho stockmen ol till stnto lr the ijiicstlon ol restocking the nttigei with tlio origin! bunch gruss," lit raid. "Old settler tell us that when they came here forty year ago, thn bunch green was from two to three feet tall, nd very heavy. Tha riromiseu. out i;rtlng,of the stock nvrr tire rangrs hai put them In thrlr present bare, i r emt-bate, condition Thn reclaiming ol there vnM Intel ol graitng land n ptobUm to which the agricultural do. parttnente or uirlous lutllttilloni nave ghen a grrat deal nt attention. '8omo teven or cllit year ago I tele our tlioeo same ranges and found the Imnih gists practically nil gone In many place. Thli condition could be observed for tulles and tulle ai the ranges were ridden over. Ilecently I was very much astonished Is patting Ihioogh there miiis legion to find lht thousands ot acre had boeu fenced, while equally latge tract were not fenced, but were hold nt summer innge by ihrepmen wbo practically controlled them. I olcrcd that these rang, bate several yrars ago, ware, at the lltn ot my vlflt, covered with luxur iant growth ol bunch gra, standliu Irom eighteen to thirty inches high. In nliera tho grnji was to heavy that it could not bo mowed for hay. I was alio much cut prised to see that In place that had beensprotroted for a left number ot year., tho heavy bncrhr ol graia wero tcattoml, and between th big bunches, bunchea from two to three years old wero well started. It was vrry rosy to pick out a bunch of two-yci-old grai from among n num ber ol tlia oliler bunch. In looking Into thel question I discovered bow It was that theio ranges, had been re locked. "The sheep are kept on thrae winter range (ruin tho rime thejf come nut ol the monntalni In the fail, during Hep temtier and rally October, until alter lambing, and a short tlmo the follow ing spring. Karly In the spilngUie sheep rat tho young, tender bunch gran, but the sheep are well scattered (a good herder nearly always keep his hep raltrtfd) the bunch gtaaa a It get older become tougher, and the sheep do not like It so well. Ily the latter pa it of April and rarly In May, tbe theep prefer the many weeds, eto daily lunllowets, nevet touching bunch grass at all. Many, many time dur ing my trip through these counties, 1 aw hand ol from fifteen to twenty, five hundred sheep grating In bunch gran from one foot to eighteen Inches high and never touching it, They were picking out tho little weed In letwen the bunches of grata, and wherever there were areas of sunllnweta, they would eat thn (lowers jierfectly cloau wherever tboy went. "From the lint to tho fifteenth of June the rheep are Ukcn Into the mountains and kept until thn lattet patt of Septomber. Now when the beep are brought back In Hptembcr, the bunch grass haa seeded, tho teud being scattered over the giound. The fall lalns seem to soften tho bunch grata, making It tender so that thn sheep cat It greedily. In this way, by eating tho early ehooU before thn giasa goet to iced, and then eating this ma ture, semi-cured grata after It has gone to seed, tho seed Is saved on the ground and resown, and the ititml ot bunch grnrs Is continually Increased. "This has domonstmtesl to me very strongly, that If mon owning large areas of grazing land expect to keep their ranges up to the present stand ard, or even Increase the stand of bunch grasi, that they mutt of neces sity protect tho bunch grats at leatt every other year, during Its seeding time; that Is, from tbe time the teed begins to form until the mature teeds are ahattorod on the ground. I am convinced that the problem of restock Inu the range may to it very large ex tent be solved by fencing tho grating lands, and, at intervals, resting tliem." WHITES OF OREGON. Sidelights on Beaver State by Pro fettor of Cornell, In his recent book on "How to Choose n Farm, With a DIscuHtlon of Amcrlcun Lands," Profcttor Thomas F, Hunt. n( (Virnell university, devote toveral complimentary paragraphs to farming conditions oi too raciuo noun weit and to tho rcnonerce of Oregon In particular. Pioforsor Hunt sccotnpa nles his description with tabloi of sta tistics which throw several Interesting sidelights on Uie conditions ozlatlng In the Denver Btato. "This region Is characterized by lis lMin.tiii) fnrpsfc snllnM. Its flslilnir Industries, and the high production of wheat by ury larming in mo eattern patt of Washington and along the Co- liimiiiii user in Uiegou," writes Pro fcreor Hunt of Oregon, Washington mid Idaho, "One-third of the iireu It covered by foroit ol limni'iuo eonitiiur lint value, will lord least ontidllth uiort la coveted by trees ol lorn lmHrtnuce. In Weetirn Oregon ami Washington nte to he found millions of nrres of the densest forest, with conlfoioo trees of great height, and laige diameter, ol which the Douglas (IF and thn rodtednr nto prrhft the nioal Impurlant, It Is not uncommon lot llvo arret ot laud to cut it million feet of lumber. "Wheat and hay constitute aliout one-third thn value nf all tropn, While grttetnl farming Is Homewlint more de veloped than In tliu Itmky Mountain llates, tlfn grating ol livestock ! ttlll one of tho principal Imliistrlti. Cer tain area In Oregon, Washington and Oslltnilll lilllllili Ideal condition nf soil and climate for thu production ol hops. These three state produce two thirds ol the product of thn United .Slnten, "The Cascade monntalni dlvld thli ...i .ii ,i it.. i i i . 1 1 u irniou, ciuiisiiiniiy nun iiuiminT, Into two paitt, lMwtrn tho Catcadti mountain and the Const range are fer tile, well-watered valleys, already thickly populated. Upon the western coast, owing to tlio Japan current, th temperature I thn mml equable In North America. The climate Is mors tiko Kiiglnnd than that of any other part of the United Ktstei. The soils arr mostly of a volcanic origin and are unusually fertile and en during. The prairie lonilit of an ex. panto of rolling hill. Th layout f thn farms and general aspect ol th Improvement are similar to those In the newer wrtlnus of the North Cen tral states, Thn people am mostly tiatlvedmin American from the older settled state. Thete It a general air ol hoelulnei and prosperity among them. "There are still 30,000,000 acre of unappropriated and unreserved public land ready for entry In this region. While sntno of this Is lotrst land and foino Is arid, thl region probably con tain thn beit large bodv of public jet open for settlemont In tbe United HUte.'" Oregon, Washington and Idaho are credited with about 00,000 farms. Thn area In farms It about 25,000,000 seres, the Improved rca being about 0,000,000 acre for the thrre aUtra. Thn average tlie of the farms I a trlfl over -fiO scire, and thn averavn aim of Implored farms It neatly 100 acres. The state of Oregon alono hat nlioul 11,000,000 acre of land In fatma and ranches, which iseatlmsted to be worth about 13 per acre. EXPERIMENTS WITH HYDRIDS Pullman Station Dsvataps New Varl- tlt of Whsat. The Washington State college exper iment sution at Pullman has brought a linn of experiment with I.lttle Club and White Track wheat to a point where definite tUtemenls concerning results can bn given. These hybridisa tion experiments were began In 1H00 by Professor K. K. Klllott. On long headed variety which Is now growing In the eighth generation produces tnor straw than any ether hybrid heretofore grown on the station urrn. liecauie of this and that it will wlthiland cold neatly aa well as Jones' Fife, tho sta tion staff bulleven it will bo well adapt ed to tho dry section Inotuded In the greater portion ot tne nig iiemi country. A length of six Inches and 100 gialns to the brad Is not unususl In tills variety. Another hybrid I remarkable for thn stiffness ot the straw. On the farm a plot of lied Russian and Arcadian were cut to the ground by squirrels, while the hybrid variety wa left uninjured. The stm grows too abort to bo suitable for dry land, but it Is the mot liable variety yet ptodticcd and In seversl In stances produced (10 huthrlt per acio. A long stem hybrid has the peculi arity of glowing with surprising uni formity of height, and the staff say this wheat should tie well adapted to thresh ing with a combined harvester. The evenness In length, and the fact that It shatters but little, makes It one of thn mo4t desirable hybrids btought out on tho college faim. EXCELLENT COAL PROSPECTS. Much Intersil Aroused In Deposits Around Athlsnd. The recent work In developing tho various cosl prospects found in tho vi cinity ol Ashland, Oregon, has mot with ao inuoli iucce and list attracted such widespread attention that It prom .sea to Insure aufliclont persovornnco In work along thla line to determine the real extent of the coal ilopoiltt which, beyond doubt, exist In thla tootioii. There Is no quettlon about the cosl be ing found and tho quality of It, but there aio skeptics at to tho oxlent of the deposits. Tho scarcity and high prlco ol wood for fuel has prompted and oncouraged the coal protecting to a largo extent, and tho opening up of coal beds of ample extent would bo a wolcomo solution of the fuel problem, which Is a serloua one and promise to be more serious before another winter Is over, Tho Inability to secure wood choppers during the patt year or two has greatly curtailed the wood output and has resulted In soaring prices, Tbs Ilrltlsb soldier Is now to potttst tor tblr's Instead of two. JrK CZMF KAT XsWI.c I auWI liltf &. 'eWsTTM WWSVMVWWSftA If you hnve anything to any to a intilr, nay It to hi face. Chhtigo Dally New. AnthniKilngy Instructor What effect bus the climate on tlxt Itsklum? Student-Cold feel, Harvard Miiihkiii. Oillivr Kes'ii niiythlng of my bag gags', noutry? Sentry She's wnltln' round the corner for ye, slrl I regi ment "Did I tell you the itory of tho old church IkiII?" "No. N't's hear If "Sorry, but It run l lulled only on Sunday." Cleveland Plain Dealer. lie Ho they gut married and went off In their new motor car. Sho And where did ttiey petid their honey moon? Illu Hhi hospital. IaiiiiIou Tlt-lllt. Poole I.lgbte Has your alater a strong ixirt In lh new ples-rl Ml Sim llrette Why, yeei; she ha to carry around one of IIuim heuvy in4rl--Yonker Statesman. Mm. Kelly --Tut another of thlm noovynrcr l't rynrd from mo darter Maggie the fourth thl month, ho gurry I She nltid inn wan every tuliiio aim changeti ber place. Puck. Anxlou Mother! hot you are not thinking of marrying young Clark win. He spend etery cent he rant. Pretty Daughter Oh, well, !i diu't eru very much. Chicago Dally New. "Do you ever talk back to your wife?" asked the ndlrltou friend. "Soinrtlniew," answered Mr. Meekton; "a very little; Jut to huw her llwl I have not pmo to sleep." Chicago Dully New. Tommy los It make any difference If baby lake all his medicine at once? llahy'a Mother (In horrur)- Good heav en I Of coiir It dor I Tommy Hut It haau't made any difference, Punch. Mr. Wlckwlre If ynu go first, you will wait for me on thn oilier !iore, won't you. dear? Mr. Wlckwlre I up (Mtwi , I iKver went anywhere yet without having to watt for you. Illus trated lilt. "Any accident In your motor trip through Italy and Pratire, Morgan?" "Nothing worth mentioning. My wlf waa thrown out and bruises! a bit, but thn machine never got so much a a cratch." Idfe, "Ho Jack' hern made secretary and treasurer of the company, ha he?" "Ye. He haa tn ropy all the letter, and tV alt thn drposll tn thn bank, and, oh, Mary. I'm proud of htm." Harper llatnar. Church I Ilk In ten a man who ran forget an Injury. Gotham -Well, there' that neighbor of initio; he' suing thn railroad company for an Injured teg, and every onru In a while he forget to limp I Yonker Statesman. A kind old gentleman, sdug a small boy who wa carrying a lot of newis paper tinder hi arm, tsld: "IMn't all tho par mkn you tired, my hoy?" ".Saw; I don't read Vm," re plied tint lad. Canadian Courier. "Hut (o my mind," Mid the clerical tourist from tho Hnst, "a plurality nf wive Is iin-akable." "Huh," snort ed the good-natured Mormon. "I never even heard of one wife that wa un speakable." Philadelphia Pre. Young tally Ynu am a wonderful master of the piano, 1 hear. Professor von Spieler (hired for thn occasion) I blay nggompniilnipnl romet lines. "Ac companiment In singing?" "Aggnm panlment lo goiivrmntlon," Tattler, Walter Mr, Ilrown' left hi umbrel la again, sir. I do Mlcvo he'd leav hi head If It wero Iikiso. Robinson I dare say you're right. I heard him any only yrntenlay he wa going to Hwltxerlnnd for hi lung. -Ally Slnmr. Church See that man going along with Ills head III thn air, sulllllig with his noo? Gotham Ye I know Mm. Church I NUppoMt hnhelleie In taking In the good, pure orotic? Gotham No; ho' hunting for an ntitomohlle garage, I believe, Yonker Statesman. "I cracked a lawyer1 house thn oth er night," said thn first burglar, dis gustedly, "and thn lawyer was there with a gun nil ready for me. He ad vised me ter gll out," "You got off easy," replied the other, "Not much I didn't I Ho rhnrged me '.T. for de ad Vice." Philadelphia Pre. "In tha summer," remarked the obeno passenger with thn big diamond stud, "people should eat nothing but cold food and drink tho coldest water ol tulnnblu." "Ah I" exclaimed the rail, way detective, "you are uvldently u doc tor?" "Not Die," replied the o. p. "I'm an Ico dealer." Chicago New. Parson (on a bicycling trip) Wliera Is tho other man who lined to he liero as keeper? Park Gatekeeper I lo' dead, sir, Pnmon(wlth fooling) Demi Poor fellow I Joined the great majori ty, eh? Park Gatekeeper Oh, i wouldn't like to say Hint, air. Do waa a good enough man 'r j know. Punch. Mor-ftY. ItW&Ss. X VJ