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By WILLARD
CllAl'TKU XXIV. (Continued.)
"It Is useless for rim to attempt lo
brave It out," b mIJj 'l have too strong
prooN, and could produce witn to
Identify you. Miss Oonatance (Irlerson
MM.
A look of Intense haired sparkled In
her eyes lit Chat name. "Oh, It Is Miss
Constance tlrlcrson who ha set you on
to nuke this accusation against me," she
said. Mwevn ber teeth. "The young lady
who eloped."
"Itcfore I leave tbl house, you must
live me a written confession of your shaw
In the abduction of Mis (Irlerson, which
hall completely exonerate ber."
"Anything else?"
"You have, hjr your art. enlrapp"d Mr.
Arthur IVnrhyddyn Into an alliance. If
you d.alre that he should not know the
wo-iiiu you an. leave him now at one,
and never let him laok upon your face
again."
A hunt of mocking liughter wa her
aes-ver.
".Vow. listen to me. Mr. Stafford," sh
M, calmly ; but her glittering eye, nn t
white, quivering face greatly helled her
voire. "I will make a bargain with you.
I will itlre you a paper tht stall fully
exonerate Mis (Irlerson on condition that
you make no public ue of It: that you
ue It only among her relatives; an J.
above all, that you breathe no word
against me to Arthur."
"I refuse such rondltlona. IH you sup
pose that I woulj leave my friend In your
hands. Ignorant of whom you areV
"And I defy you!" ke cried, rising,
and hitting out her pisslon between her
gleaming teeth. "Hen-are how you drlre
me to extremities. I hare resources at
tny baek that you little dream of; I have
It In my powtr to crush that yrlhw-balred
doll."
"You I" Interrupted Stafford, contmp
tuoualy. . ,
"I tell you that your denunciation of
roe will not only crush thlt woman, but
the friend whom you fancy you are pre
serving, lie li encompassed by embar
rassment from which I alone-can aave
him."
Her vehemence and Intensity began to
ataggrr hi drawees. Would It, after all,
be politic to drive thla woman to extrem
ities without aome further reflection!
"Hut what an Idiot I am to plead to
you I" she went on, perceiving him begin
to waver; "what would your word weigh
with, Arthur against mine) Iki you sup
. oae that he would he ready to swallow
(ha first calumny that cyuld be brought
ngalmt the woman he afore.? I baek
ray love and hl against your puny friend
ship ilo your worst!"
There was too great n probability In
all this ; he must decidedly tesiporixe with
this woman.
"I will accept your confession on the
terms u Mated," he said, after a pause.
"l now require another condition." aho
aid, haughtily. "The paiter mut be
ahown to no person except Miss (Irieran
until after th first of December."
"Why?"
"lieeause there Is now a crisis In th
nffalra ef my husband, and I must be
fully assured thlt It shall not be used
In any way detrimental to mt or him
Vrevlout to that time. (!le me your
word, and I wltl be attlsflcd, for I b'lloe
you to 1m a mathwham I ean trua ."
Arthur had httited more thin once at
aome lmendlng crisis. Sir Launce wts
coming to lawn; perhapa she spoke truly.
After all. what could he il.ij Arthur
waa married: lo provoke this woman
would only lead to exposure.
"I eonsent to this second rendition,"
be slid.
She minutely repeated the conditions,
and made him solemnly pledge his word
of honor to observe titem. The she
wrote a brief, but particular. nsrratlrV of
those erects with whieh the reader was
made acquainted In the last chapter, hut
In a well-dlsguUwd handwriting, and slgH
rd the name of "Ktten Jeakttts."
When Ie was gone, she sank lat a
chair, utterly exhausted by the scette V
had gene through.
"That paper In no way (sNvproatites
tnf," she thought. "Kven wre he tst aa
It to Arthur, tho hands. riling la Bt nilae,
neither la the name. You were merrllata
to me. Mr. Stafford," she went en. bitter
ly; "for It was not mercy, but the knowl
edge that ymi were defeat M, that aside
you ome to my terms. I will be equally
luervlless to the woavsn you love. I
thank you for reaMttag my last scruple
of conscience."
CIIAlTKIt XXV.
flreat was t)e consternatloa la ilarley
street uon the receipt of a telegram
vrhloh announced the dlatearanee of
Constance from I.indin (iranre Mr.
Grlrraon repaired thither at once. The
police were aet to work, deteetlres brought
down from Iondon, Inquiries started In
every direction; but not one atom of in
formation could be gleaned.
Duslneeu compelled Mr. Grltrtoa to
leave again on the next morning, and he
returned to londm in a frame of mlaU
that can N easily Imagined. To add to
lila aunoyance, Mr Wylle paid him a
visit of pretended condolence Id the even
ing. "After all. It la no more than might
lia expected." said that gentleman, with
a ahrut of th shoulders. "A great pity
yov did not Insist onon her accepting one
of th many offrrs mads her. lWpend
tpM It, k'a alHmsaL A penalles
t yt r-? f- S?.
1 VI E2 L . SJ
M7
to
MacKENZIE
girl muat Ui ghd to get any husband."
"A penniless girl I What do you
tneanl"
"Come, come, Orlerson, put asd, nil
acting It does not go down with m"
said Wylle, with a hideous attempt at
Jtvovnwn, "You know as well aj I do
that on the 1st day of December, to which
It wants only four dis, she will, accord
ing to the stipulations of her mother's
will, forfrlt her fortune."
"The 1st. of December twelvemonth, you
mean I" ',
"What! do ynu mean to aay that you
really do not know that Constance Is
twenty next birthday I I can prove that
she Is, from .the registers ; and here nrr
the copies," cried Wylle, triumphantly.
In much agitation, the nld man put on
his spectacles and mluuUly examined the
(taper, then fell back In his chair, with
a groan.
"Hut you will not, surely. lndt upon
that cruel, unnatural will being carrted
out to the letterr he said, after a paus.
"My dear Jr. (lrlern, I thought yon
too good a man of business to talk such
noneense. The young lady has hail every
Opportunity of keeping her fortune, and I
think to lose It Is a Jut punishment
far her folly. I shall not forego a farth
ing of my Just claim."
"Then." cried the old man. "you are
a villainous scoundrel, and If you ever
dare to set foot m fhls house again, I'll
kirk )ou down the stairs."
"Ymi are not polite. lr; but the house
will not long be yours to lord over. (Jood
dty. I shall have the pleasure of slng
you again on the first."
"To tbl(k of this!" muttered Mr (Jrler
son. as soon as. hit vliitor had gone.
"How could such a mistake have occur
red? Perhaps It Is only a forgery of the
scoundrel's., I'll go -and examine the reg
isters for myself."
He did go. and found that Wyllt had
spoken the truth.
"I would sooner have seen ber married
to the greatest rnsral unhanged than that
villain ahouM have gut hold of her
money," he thonght. "Hut where Is the
poor child? Here am I, groaning over the
loss of ber money, when I am Ignorant
of what nJght htve befallen her."
t-'rotn the first he had bad a suspicion
that she had eloped with .Stafford, aud he
resolved to at once pay a vlslj lo the art
ist's studio. ' ,
Stafford was at home. He had written
to Constance to tell Iter of the extraor
dinary success tUiu had crowned his ef
forts to clesr up the myVery, and waa
surprised that he had net received a reply
thi morning.'
, Imagine his coBttereatloa and terror
ui-on hsarlng that she had disappeared.
His suspicion Instantly reverted to Kfcm
nJtre. Hut he could trace no -motive for
sueh an art
Mr. tirienon at once perceived that bit
suspicion! had wronged the young artist,
who. In bis terror and ag tatlon. disclosed
that Constant waa hU affianced wife.
The old gentleman receitssl tho tidings
in a very different spirit to what he vcojld
bate manifested a few hours bark, and
Stafford was quite sarpris! at his warm
congratulations. Hut there was no time
now for conjecture. With his usual
promptitude, he started at oo.ee for Wat
erloo station. When he arrived at CulM
fori It was too late la proceed to I.lndan
Orange that eight. Hut he did not piss
the time Idly; be at wc P" himself In
rommuntcatin with the police, and made
searching Inquiries Into all that they had
don and proposed to do.
s s
To avoid unneressiry mystery and fu
ture ex :4a tut totts. we wall at once put th
reader In possession of the facta of Con
stance's dlpiarcfice. It will be re
membered that Hteoaqre and Wylle were
ceneoctjng a scheme to prevent (he heiress
from drawing the sum of mosey she bad
intended l use for the hjltatVft of
1'enurhyddyn. The plot propuecd was to
the fallowing effect: Kleonorc was fa
write a Utter to Constance to say that
it the young lady would meet Iter qtHHi
dam friend. Klien Jenkins, on a eertaln
day, with a certain sum. she should be
furnished with certain written confes
sions, signed by hr. Kites, and by 1 'ar
sons, t
Ht-ing thus decojed to an appointed
pet. she was to be oar tie.) off and-kept
la a pUre of ronfinewtnt untll-after the
1st of December. Means, time anj (dare
were all fixed.
Mr. Wylie, know lag how eagerly Con
stance had alwsjs desired that mystery
of ber firlboud ta b cleared up, never
doubted (hat she would fall into the trap.
The place of appointment was-the (lulhl
ford railway station, at 0 o'clock the next
day. ,
-Constance mlghj: not so readily bare
fallen Into the snare had not ber recent
conttrtatlon with Stafford, which had re
vealed to ber bow her resemblance lo
Kile a Jenkins had compromised ber in a
manner she had never dreamed, rendered
her doubly anxious to dear up the mys
tery. The plan ha arranged by Wylie for ber
abductiou was as follows ' I.lndon Grange
was scarcely mors than a mile from the
Guildford station. It lay off the Kara
ham road, wblrh. passing over a bill, ter
minates just at th entranc to the sta
tion, and preserve Its character of a
country road, with booses oply here and
there, almost unto that point
Mow, It waa calculated that, as Con
sUbcs would certalelr be desirous of
keeping such an appointment a secret
from her friends, the probabilities woro
that she would unlk. At the jxilut whsro
the h)c-ro.id iIcIhiiicIiihI a brougham was
to be placed, In which would U stationed
two of W) lie's wills tries, who would
setae, gug, put her into the cnrrlago and
drlte her to n houe im the outskirts of
liOiiiloii In short, to tho rcslditlid) f
Mr. Fig, the confidential clerk.
Mr. l'lg's resident Vt situated In a
lonely wajsldo place. I!ery precaution
was taken to prvimt her funning any
Me a of the livlghtiorhoods that she, passed
through; the blinds of the carriage being
kept up the whole way, ntul the horses
driven nt n furious imc without once
topping until they renchetl their destina
tion. When, half dead with terror, one of the
men carried her Into the house and re
mitted the gtg from her mouth, he told
her In a firm but respectful tone not to be
under any apprehension of Ml treatment;
that her confinement would be only for
a few dVjs. To her Indignant demands
to t told the name of the author of
ths outrage, no answer was returned.
Hut the sight of a respectable locking,
middle-aged woman somewhat reassured
her.
On the evening of the 1st of IVcember
she received the Joyful liitelllgrnoe'that
she would be restored to Iter friends nn
that night. She was agwlti placed In th
brougham ; the same precaution were
taken a before, and n less thin an hour
sh found herself standing free In the
Itegcnt' Circus. The whole affair was
now more strange to her than ever, as
she could not form the slightest Idea of
what motive It could bare serted. In
great delight, however, at her happy 'e
(Iterance, she engaged a cub and drove to
Ilarley street.
s s s s s
Sir Itumv had come to tan to en
deavor to raise the money to pay off the
mortgage. The meeting between father
and sin was a gloomy our.
1'or a time Arthur's absorbing passion
for Kleonorw distracted his mind from all
other things. Hut now a reaetlon set In,
ami the future was More hl etc In
all Its darkness. What would his father
say to the marriage he htd contracted?
Kleonere did dot see him for twt whole
days. It was a great relief to her when
he dhl returrj, to find no change In htm
beyond a iUaier a Allies. She alsj had
been very anxious during those two day
She eagerly Inquired bow miller St!,
for Arthur had now confided to her his
true position. "All hoe la.orer," he etld;
"every effort my father could 1 Induced
to make has failed, end It wants now
but fonr days to the thirtieth."
Instead of seeing her fare fall, as he
expected, 1". was tfreatly surprls.il to see
It break out Into smile. "All hope Is
not over," Iv said, kiuc h'm; '"1 have
the means of saving l'enrhjddyn yet !"
"You?" he cried, aiuaiedly.
"Yes I! I bate a paper In my pos
scsslont but I forgot befor 1 tell you
I mutt make certain conditions; jon must
not ask me how I became possessed of It.
Will you trnst me UrT'
Arthur baring assented In mneh aston
fshuient. she produced that anoiymnus
letter which had been frequently men
tleiMsl, ami which she had procured from
Wylle on the prertssis day.
"Why. this was enclosed in a letter of
mine that waa lost In Its passage through
lite post.". he cried.
"What da ytw sdy?" !w exrUlwel,
Hushing.
He tosd her bow be bid revived this
eommunleatton, and had forwarded It on
fo his father, whom It had nevrr rrached.
This set ber thinking. Hsw. then, came
It Into Wylle's possession? She felt un
easy; there was something suspicious
about this clreuaistance.
"At present." she said, after a .few
moment' retlecjloo. "t cannot tell jwj
Imw It came Into my osetldn. Hut do
net lose a moment In putting t Into your
father's hands and impressing upon him
to see to It Instantly."
He went j and. after some difficulty,
prevailed upon Slr.I-nttnsv to promise
that be would see th lawyers In Hed
ford How next morning, and to Inqulrt
Into the parthmbtt.
Ktcar's mind beeantty wracked with
fears and suspicion lest Wylle should
have deceit ej her. "Hut he would not
dare." she thought; "h would' b afraid
of my revenge,"
Arthur returned that evening and told
her that Sir Iaunce had yielded ta his
persuasions. Although thr Intelligence
somewhat relieved br, she fell feverishly
anxious for tle result.
After an. almost tleepless nlgh. she
rase nrxt morning, psle. 1)1 and dispirit
ed, A the fatal dy drew nearer and
nearer, her bapet began to falter, and a
frWIng of despair to sink Into her heart,
jlut love was purifying Iter nature. Never
before had she been brought Into contact
before had she been Brougnt into contact . fa ,,, btutlu Mx onr B
r'.??!:,.rs4"iL"(.,b.Ii;nt.ll OVunUW t Uu. It may
lenrBjttHu, sun sw i.r. . .... -
'enrhrtUlt'D.
I.M mm l.w an ,Ima,i iinaAlK.K sffMeflnn
This l a sad beginning lo jour mar -
ried life, my darling, be mU. Isokln at
her pallid far and sunken, ey
"Ob, If we ean but aire I'enrhyddrn."
he murmunrd. "I care not what I suffer."
T h sWlnil"! I
A airoua; Tip.
Tho lUy MaroSay, Sonwlr don't
you omotlui(; gel awiui ivearyot our
Iiard way of llrlng?
Sorrel No, Imlml; In fact. I -can
say that alnco I got my new harm I
am more trin-ly than ever attached to
my.work. Toledo Hlaile,
ttuB Kan f T2aa ilnia.
"TtJe nwtv dollar you get together
the louder they talk," rwuarkcl U.e" srowtn u m me atrmion or pro-
llwnghtful thinker. !udn", , AntT ,vUa "n to df
"Same way with women." rejolncl 'IroycJIf kept cut cloa to the groumL
tlio man who had ln married three " ""f m,k' "f Towth .
but nooner or later becornw exbauatcd.
. I When moisture abundant, however,
Xt thoroughly occupied man wa j th plant bat better opportunities to
ever tuUerablc Italian. woew Ita frowtb.
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sJSsV,J
Crop llnlnllnn nnil ltont-Aihls,
r'roiii Itio fuel Hmt In Hm inlilst of
the corn belt, nml wlicru tlio wot aphis
la known to provo iliatmcltMt under
iirtiilu riiiullllnna, nltnost iviiiplettt Im
niunlty la Mvurvtl licrc it "jstcm of
crop mtntlon Una liocn cnrrlwl out for
many jenrs, Ititohlng but ouo writ
cn In tlio cyclo tit mtntlon, It la alf
cvldcnt that thla mciiauro olTcra tho
Krcitlcst prottvllon from tins riwngvn of
this jicst, Mja n iMvonimcut rci""''
ludcsil, It l only wlierv audi n sys
twit of crup rotation 1 not irnrtlrnbtn
that tho nnit-aplila mnl 1h roinlilcntl
In fnrin pntctlit To tlio castwnnl,
wlicr tlK'n Is itwrv gciicr.il rotation
of crots, this Ht iVh-s but II 1 1 lo In
J'iry.
riifortunntct). Wal cotidltioiia, often
cxtviidtint ocr largo mvtlon ,of tMim
try, will not iwriult of crtqi rutntkiti
U'lng Kcucrolty mViptctl, mid some oili
er pluii moro fcnslblc must put Into
irnctu.e. Two other nictlKsI tuny Im
followed. Otic of tlioss" I itractlcabl
lliroiighout tlio corn grow lug sivtlon of
Urn country In M-nsoua of not moit
than noruinl privlpltnllou during tht
time Intprrcnlns U'twivn the first
plowing of tho ground and thn first
cultlrntlou of Iho yflung otrn. The oth
er Is pcrlinpB tict ndaptcit to the- mtln
cm iwrtlnn of llw rstuntry on account
of tho milder winters.
(,! Vnrtelr of I'lam.
Tlw Lincoln jdum here shown la de
scribed lljr the Ohio experiment sta
tion as being of a tarlety of rnrc-
Titt ttxcoijf rtuu.
iM'auty nml exrvllenf for market, ono
of the best iwtHind early plums; quite
free from nt In some seasons; first
blossouis May 7. full bloom May 10,
last blossoms May 15; In full fruitage
Aug. IB.
I'nilt large to very large, roundish
oblong, blunt at apex, slightly necked ;
stem long ami strong nml x-t at an
angle; auturu distinct, slightly de
prj'smtl, csilor light greenlsli yellow,
orcriqiread with n beautiful sliade of
erlmson; dot many, rery minute and
Indistinct: bloom, thin lilac; flruli
llght yellow, firm; pit rather large,
fn; quality only fair; tree- only a
niodrrato grower, but liealthys' nnd
forma a round, shapely Iieadt foliage
prolific, but not so much so a to re
quire thinning of tho fruit.
T Prwleet Tree from llorers.
Mix cement with skim milk nml zip-
. ,, ...... i. ..t,., i . i.i
"set"
condition, and then make a second p
.i lim,, iMalf a an m Aihtsifl A k?
, plication, nml remoro tue partn irom
tlM? trunk: of tho tree and apply the ce-
j ,Uent nilxture sir luciea bejotv the ur-
, far 0t tUe ground and n foot aborr.
It will also protect agalnat tho gnaw
ing of mbbll and mice If put on two
feet above the aurfucv, a It bccouiM
stone.
' Car) of tba Larrn,
IW careful In mowing tho lawn dur
ing Tcrydry weather. If the grasa
plot Is kept, too close tbe graas may die
out should there to a ack of sufficient
moisture. Tbe cutting of gnu weak
tbMtlant flrat. aa ercry aucce-
rr-s.-yi M
mmmmjm
Zim-vwssfr
TOM
'irSvfep- ao.L.-
- -tL-f.i-s miis n i
,5&
lUperlnieltl nllh l.nltiti.
Sninn breiila of aliccp illlulll In'rtty
eights If pushed fnitu tli stnrli lull
they ituist ltii' rich piislurvs and tx
Kit en plenty f Krnllu A full nlfownnre
of liny will Ixt siilllcU'iil, will) but Hill"
grain, but " 'f Hw muHon brel
can itinsiuuo liter ttsu isminla of (train
eiuh Iht day. An Mjn'tliueiit wltli
liltllb ill (be li'H slntliill shotel that
lim Inmhs uf Turlou bn.M vptuniil
m.Ml imiuiil of ftxt.1 In ninety dy
rttiit gnlned i.ttTM iMtiuila, while MUeii
M'leeliM lllillvhlual of tlio brtntla eon
suuutl 1S1.71M isiutid uf fixfl nml
gullied !l,'-'St iKHind. The gain waa at
tho rule of on fotitut luorertso In Hut
weight for eu-h 7..17 jwuiuU of food
(dry matter) of nil hrreds teslcd, nml
one pound for each 7. ounds of food
by the set en special bnntl. tlw f1""'
Minalattuit of iiirti, itata, bran, oil meal,
luriilM, iimngeK pM liny, cloicr luy
ami tlinothy. tlio,nternge gain being a
little mcr half a Mtiml a duy. The
cist of the (tain III Itss weight was '.MM
ivlit Jr Ihtlllld for the selected brivtla
and LMkl iftita for the others. This
does not Include the rtecve, lalr or
manure. The lamb sold at H.73 lr
luiiHlrtM iktumls, lite weight, and the
yearling at fl'Jft. Shrytshlw yesir
llMg dressstl orer tt! lT cent. Where
early lambs ate sullen Into market the
prices rcovlted aro aHiirtliiiH lery
high, and the growth of tlio Inmhs I
pruwolcd by lllera fettling and care.
The object In railing attention to tlio
uiUttou tircttl Is to ahow the Impor
tance of fcvdlHg lamb ami sheep, In
stead of ii'tcmlliig mi cheap lauds nml
scanty pastures. In tho summer gjre
the sherp Kd pa si ut is and grain; In
winter, feed a rnrlel7 of ft!, ulng
plenty of hay and grain, and giro thrill
comfortable quarters at night.
(Ironlnsj I'umitklns.
flrowlng. a. lot of pumpkins In the
field of corn Is an old practice, but It
la doubtful If pumpkins so gniwn art
as profitable na when grown as a sep
arate crop from corn. The pumpkins
will prerent the ro'r rultlmllnn of
corn, na working tlw font destroy tho
pumpkin Tines, the result Mug that
late weeds get ft chance to grow and
mature. It la urged III defense of
growing pumpkins In the corn field
that they do nut Interfere with culti
vation until the runt la "laid liy." but
miii li depeiiili upon the laud, rainfall
and thoroughness of cultivation. Corn
should never t "laid by" na long a
weed ami grass ran have nn optortu-nit)-
lo grow. nilllrntloH'tx'Ing given It
If It li jinlblc fwr n hurso to pas
along the rows.
lla.lslies,
lUdlslie are hardy plant, and thn
sett! gt nulnatiM nml starts In a few
da after Mug planted. They ran te
grown now In wld frnmi proTlilnl
It Is oovereil at night and contain
enough fnIi manuro to rrente slight
warmth underneath. Tlie N-st rndlshes
nro those that are force I fnitu tlui
start, ns they will be then crisp and
tender. They can lx had nn the table
early In the yenr nnd until late In the
fall.
Cuntsntesit TurUer Coop,
Thl coop may Im of any preferred
site, hut not sum Hit than four by six
feet, thirty Inches hlgli. The is may
bo of ttvo-tiythrcc-lnch strlM, wltli
onc-by-twilnch strip fastened IImtcIo,
to which lath or wire may bo nulled,
na preferred. The side nro of cut
Intlthe top ttelng of wire. Hoard or
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-- te
s3!r&z&!tt
?r
rutK run TtaKtr coor.
tarreil pa.T tufiy b used n n covering
over a portion of the coop, n n protec
tion agnluat sudden ahuwers, under
which itortlon a lx oen at one end
only to the coop, na tho turkey should
be on tho ground during tho tiny.
liens In Summer.
The cheapest way to keep n flock of
Lbena In stmimer'ls to tun) them on a
range, ami let them pick up all the
food required, as they will fill their
crop several time a day with bug,
grass aceds, worm, etc. When fed
grain during warm weather the fowls
aru liable to become too fat. In which
condition tlio hens do not lay and are
lieu also more liable to dlsoaao. Kggs
may not be high In summer, but they
can be produced at a very small coat
at that season If the bens are mad to
their food.
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Mica Axle Grease
leti:lheli the life of the
wauon ayc hptse-
oircr, tlmo and tciu
per. Heat lubricant In
the worlJ contains
puwdctcdmlca
wlilcli ,
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a 11111X1111,
hard coating on sale, arwl
tcducrtfilctlon.i
If you want your outfit
to An and earn money
while It last greato
the axle with Mica
Axle Orcase.
STAROARD OIL COKPAKT "--..
Irftleh Kef rlr,
Ovrr In Kuglaud the ius'sslnn of
latchkey has lately been held In tl
court lo hate an lmiortnnt lenrliig on
the electoral rights uf a man claiming
to bo a householder. Willi lis h
latchkey tin grotvn so universal a lo
U no ludleatlou of a man' atnlus, or
a woman' cither, for that mailer Nut
o very long ago the American worn
an' right to the latrhkry wn subject
fur Jocular nrguiueiit pro and con, but
Humrn' lalrtikeya are imw 1 rouimea
I tueii'a. I'or an tintttutlon that date
back only about seventy year tb
latchkey ha epH-d with soil) sl
drnuesa Into lis place of a unlvrrsil
iietrsslly, Hoslou llrrnld,
I'amtlr I'rhle.
Tommy My i-apa' autowoWl Is
nicer on thin your papa'."
Dicky Iteln' nke ain't ttnlhln'. To
ran smell mv dad's machine a mil away,
-Chicago Tribune
KsisMpIo lis ll alant.
Teacher There I n pntterb, "All It
not gold that shines." (live tus an ex
ample.
Henolr Your no, sir. Mrggro
oorfer Illacllor,
I.ltiersil ll4llana
Unsopblstlratrd rllrsngsr Officer, yen
gst a discount on your purchases at Us
fruit stsnds, don't ynu?
O files r Uoogan Wan hunJnsrd rer
clot
I aallnas,
A well known Nc,w York golf en
thusiast Mid: "When I first learned
the gam I did not care very murh fat
It. One day I wa out with my caddlt
and wa making a miserable attempt
at playing tho game, I mild to the ed
diet '(, luppoaojou hare Itch around
the liuta with vtorso players Ihau ice,
hr
"The caddie mit no rrply. so I
again put the same question to him ta
a inueh louder tone, to which th cad
die answered:
"I lieard very well what ymi said
the first time, so I am Juat thlnklu'
about IL,H
trnrrasnaaaU.
Th milkman scowled.
"You popU task mors fuss aboat
your milk than any cuitomsrs 1'r get,"
hs said.
"All w ask," ssld Mr. 1'ergusoa, "li
that lh bottle shall look clean, and
that titer shan't be any filth on th Mop
lr." "That exactly what I'm tatkln' about.
Nobody Im kick about llttlt thing like
thstl"
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ttslsr Caini tltsnSsrs.
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r Oss. II Wt Co., assltU, PMtlssa,
as rrssslsea.
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fltswt-s sulkllsd. lUlstsacsl luM.n fe
bus! iusk.
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