The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, November 23, 1906, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextII (teller nml Viulrratnnillnir. "Docs that man really believe all lie nays?" "Hellcvo It!" echoed Senator Sorghum,- "why lie doesn't even undcnituud it." Washington Star. TITO "' I"' '1nr" ""O alt Nrrvmn niaft-e lilu prrmananll)- ntnl tir IT. Kiln' tlrmi Jsrrva llrtinrrr. r-enrt far KHKl' fltrtal ttnttl him uea.tlM.Ur 11 II.KIIn ,UI. Ml Ar:h8i.,riilla.,r. Sjatrm, Frequent Patron Whero are your slot machines? Operator 'Sh! There going to be a raid on Vm at 4 o'clock. Couio nrounj again at 4:30. wowAiin ri. ncn-roN. Asrr -i chemit. iMATUIe, Colr4 Hrwrlnwrn prln-l (lut.L t-tlTrf.L. aul, tl I UoM, hllrcr.TVi ), fcl Zlnenr Copper. II. C) nW li-m. Malilnir envelop-- and IMll prtc Hot Mnt on r-tUetliv. Control ami I'm Clrvwnrkftelleltol. lUrerut Cajbooata X ooalliuk. Hunk. Gunner This cigar Is named after a great author. Guyer Hut the great author Is dead. Gunner How fortunate for the man ufacturer of the cigar t" BTiTSorOnio.rrrror Touto, I Lt'CAS 10CKTT, I " Frank 1. Ciuxxr msiei oath that he li senior partner o( the rlrmot r. J. Ciikmkv A Co., doing luilne In the I'ltyotToHMo, Coun ty unit State fo'eld, and that isld firm will pay the mm ot OS K Hl'NUKbO POIXAItS for caeh and erery ce ot Catakrii that eanuot bo cured by the uieot Hall's Catakrii Oc nit. Fit ASK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me il iuberll4 !n ray tiretcnce, thUCtbilayof Decern her, A. D., 1?S. A. W. QI.EASO.V. jatAij h'otary Public. 1111' Catarrh Cure litnten Internally, and kttt directly on tho blood and niuetiua turfacoi ci me lyticm. enu i r iimoniait.iree. F. J. C1IE.VEY & CO., Toledo, O. Fold by I)ruKrlt. Tie. Uall'i V.mllr I ill are tho belt. Where1 Two Cllmntea Meet. A "digger" from California, euloglz In? the climate, said: There' n mountain there tho Saw yer Xevndy, they call It with a valley on each side of It, the one hot, the oth er cold. Well, get to (he top of that mountain with n double-barreled pin, and you can, without moving, kill sum mer or winter came. Just as you will." "What I Have you evor tried It?" asked one of his auditors. "Tried I Often and would havo done pretty vrell but for one thing." "Well, what was that?" "I wanted a dog that would stand both climates. The last do; I had froze his tall while huntln' on the cummer side. He didn't get entirely out of the winter side, you know, sir." A PUBLIC DUTY. Monlpelier, Ohio, Man Feels Com pel ed to Tell KIs Experience. Joseph WHguj, Montpeller, 0., cays: "I feel It m7 duty to tell others about Doan'a Kidney Pills. Exposure and driving brought kidney trou ble on me, and I eu( ered much from irreg ular pn-eagea of the kidney secretions. Sometimes taere was retention and at otner times passages were too frequent, especially at night. There was pain and discoloration. Doan'a Kidney Pills brought me relief fro 31 the first, and Boon infated new lifa. I give them my endorsmenet." Hold by all dealers. 60 cent a box. Foiter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. That Dor. Tney were hurrying to catch a streel car. "You'll have to walk fatter, dear," sale" bis mother. "I can't, mammal" breathiewly ex claimed little Willie. "It makes my lejt o dlrxy!" White pine lumber oot to-day five time's as much In this country as it coit la 1SC3. New Monthly Magazine. A bright, new monthly magazine baa made its apparance on the Pacific coast, and looks as II It had come to etay. It la the Coos Day Monthly, pub plished at Marsbfleld, Oregon, the bus iness center of one o( the mod resource ful districts of the entire Northwest. The November number consists of about 125 pages of good reading matter, most ly local in nature, nicely illustrated, nnd of general interest to all who with to knorv antyhlng of the Great North veet. The number also contains wa-iy SO pages of local advertising. Thia speaks volumes for the business enter price and energy of the citizens, as well aa for the ability of P. 0. Levar, editor nnd manager, and F. B, Cameron, ad vertising manager. Let u open the door ol Fortune for you and (how you how your money, under your own control, will make you 20 PER YEAR A rare opportunity to get In touch with tho bite dividend pa) era of the ercst Weit, with all chance of rlk eliminat ed. Principal guaranteed by Hank Cer tificate of l)Molt- You telect the bank. Write today for particular. PACIFIC COAST SECURITIES COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON The Trail of the Dead: a THE STRANGE EXPERIENCE , & s OF DR. ROBERT IIAKLAND & By D. rLCTCIICR RODINSON and J. MALCOLM TRASER (CoprllhL 1003. by Joseph n. OomIcs) ClIAPTKU XX1II. (Continued.) "We shall awm have news." he said quietly. "For Information tlmt will lend to his nrret, I have offered the police, here and on the continent, a reward of Ave thntiaud pound." He spoke the truth. News en me soon. Indeed. We were lunching together In Gradeu'a chambers ou the fourth day nfter tlielr departure, when the telegram arrived. My cousin opened It. A he read, 1 saw the line of Ids jaw set and harden. Then he handed It nenms the table. This wax the menge: "Fear we are lu great peril. Come at once. Weston." The realisation of thoo word mutt have come to me slowly, for It wa lira- den's hand on my arm that woko me from the stupor Into which 1 hnd fallen. Kven then I could hardly uuderttntid. "There Is a train at two-twenty," sard he. "Can you be ready lu tlvc minute?" "Hut how can the man how can Mnrnac havo discovered where they nre?" I stammered. "In five minute, I said!" he barked out. "You have no time to wte." We bad still a quarter of au hour to spare when our cab rattled over the cobble of the station-yard. White my cousin took the tkkets, I stood at the booktall. staring at the backs of the nov els, with that call for help twitting lu a dreary chant through my head. "In great peril. Come at once," so It ran. over and over again. Several palni; strangers turned and regarded me curi ously over their shoulders. I do not think we spoke more than once before reaching Dover. I asked If be had telegraphed a reply. He had done so, he said, at Charing Cro. There was a brik sen running In the Channel, but I felt no slckne. Indeed the passage did me good; for I behaved quite sanely as we passed our bags through the Catal customs. Into the train again, and on into the night that had fallen. I bad a sleeping berth reserved In the wagon-lit, but I did not visit It. Sometimes a fury of Im patience, seized me, so that I paced the corridor, peering out Into the moonlit country that went slldlne by, In Its never varying sequence of plain and woodland and steeple-crowned village: but, for the most part, I sat huddled In my clialr thinking. Heaven help us! What tor ture an active mind Intllcts upon poor humanity! Grant a nnan the Imagina tion of an ox. and many are the woes he will be spared! Dawn stole out on us at IJasle, and we stood ujion the platform, our faee showing pale In the tinted curtain of the sky that bung above the snow-clad ridge to the westward. The air was very cold, but not with the hiiglltb bitterns In Its breath. We had half an hour to wait. Graden despatched a scond telegram to I'ontre siiia, marking the prosre of or Jour ney. He abw wired to TliusU, ordering a carriage to meet our train. CIIAPTKU XXIV. The sun was up, very red and bold, as ... n,o,i tl.rnnfli 'nrlrli! nml where It touched the great lake, the waters shone searlet as blood under nie sinnuiin Kfnr , tin. Attn u-orn hoavliiK upward, growing mightier every hour, with the pinnacles or their strange trosi kiiikuoi liliiahlnir lu the oarlr sunshine. y eleven o'clock wo bad left the open country, passing Into a labyrinth ot vaueys, ...... ..I ..ill, ninM. u-altlnir black and silent on their snow carpets, scored with torrents and patched wim inweu inn... (,.!. ..-a. rnanl.4.1 hv half-Past OIIC, Ulld the narrow gaug of the Thusls Hue car ried us through meadows and brushwo! morasses until wo crossed tho upper Ithine and drew Into the station whkh Is sot under the cliff bastloiw, outworks of the Alp citadels Wyond. It was then three oi me .-. .. ....... ..in ,.. f uiIIuk left of our Journuy a ten hour' drive over the iaes to the distant KHgaillne. A carriage with three norses wn -Ing to our order without the station. We entered It at once, and the driver . . ... il. 'lIfittl?fllasll swung his team uo i" j-" road. Fifty franes from Gradeii had lin preue.) him with the necessity for haste. Yet our progre was insunernmj i--ous. Once across the bridge, we dropped into a walk, while our straining team tugged heavily up the pass of Hcliyn. To our left the rhlge barrod the view; but on the right, narrow valleys sliced d Into the glittering heights nbovo gave us sight of the stately Pak that sentl nelloil the eastern sky. In an hour we had entered tho forest of Versascn for such, I havo learned, Is its name and so climbed ou through tho dismal ave nues of pines till we passed through gal leries and tunnels, hewn deop In tho cliff side, out Into the barren snow fields onco again. 'I'l.n mm u-na ntflnir in wa rattled over tho pavement of tho hill village of TIef enkastoll, that crouched in the shadows nr ,l.a Alluiln flnrL'i. Thn dvlnir rnva struck fiercely on the distant poaks, un til those palo ICO maiuens lounu rosy blushes for such reckless gallantry. It was a spectacle of Infiulto grandeur, and, despite my impatience, I leaned from the window watching the light fade nnd whiten Into tho opals of tho after-glow. "Wa nnn thank our luck that there's a moon," said my cousin, as I drew back into my corner. "These drivers know the road like n tmok, but I should like our fellow to see where he's going In the Herguner Stein." "I It dangerous?" "A ledge for a carriage way, and a precipice for a ditch on the near side, Is not imrtlculnrly plensaut for the nerves when yon can't see your hand before you." "You have been here before, then?" "Oh, yes!" he said, and so we fell Into silence. It was pat six o'clock when we left Flllsur. a tiny group of deep-eaved houses, nnd dropped down the hllllde to the stream. As we roe the further slope through n wood of scattered pine, the moon came peering out from liehlnd two lure and lofty peaks that towered alwve us Into the southern night, lighting their ley summits no that they glittered like blades of polished nteel. It was a scene of such melancholy desolation that as our linro lialted mi the crest 'f the hilt, I lowered the window, thrusting out my horid fur n better view. In front of u the white road curled down Into a gorge, bii Ink-black wedge of nhadow that drove Into the distance hctweejt silver clllTs bright with the moonlight. "Is this the plaee ytu spoke of?" I askel. "It's the Ilergitner Stein. If It's that you want to know." growled my cohIh from amongst hi wraps. "Also. I wish you would have the goodness to shut that window." Hut the remembrance of what he had told me about the dangers of the place sent my eyes to the driver's box. As I was leaning from the left-hand window. I did wit expect to see more than the fellow's hat; but. to my surprise, there he was well In view, his cost huddled about hi ear. As we moved forward, tho mystery explained Itself. The man I saw was not driving. "We've taken up a tHUengr, Cousin Craden," said I, pulling In my head. "What's that?" he- asked sharply, for my voice hnd been ht In the loud com plaining of the brakes as we trotted down the decline. "The driver's giving a friend a lift," I cried, leaning toward him. "I suppoie he picked him up nt the last village, where " I reached no further, for at that In stant there rose from without n cry of such utter terror that I sank back Into my place as If struck lu the faee by a crushing blow. I saw a falling IhmIj Hash by the rlzht-haud window; the out cry of tho brakes ceased with a grating clang. And then, with n Imund like that of a leaping- horse, the great Hxit-car-rlage rushed roaring down the hill. I thrust out my head, clinging to tin ills of tho open window. The man 111011 the box seat was lash ing the horse " that they sprang for ward lu furious bounds, Kven as I watched, he cast away his whip with s peal of wild laughter that sounded high above the turmoil of the Hying hoof and the heavy vheel. He turned his head, bending sideways, the reins held loosely lu his right hand. It was the face of Maniac that stared down upon me. Ills hat had gone, his whlto hair streamed backward In the wind. And bo was mad mad with an open Insanity of which I had olmerved no trace be fore. Ho shrieked at me In triumph, waving his baud now to tho horses, now to tho chasm beyond tho four-foot wall that guarded the road. He cursed me with furious gesticulation. Kveu as I write, I seem to see those eyes staring nt mo out of the whlto ivaer eyes gog gling with the lust of murder. Heaven send that time, will wipe that remem brance from my brain! I shrank back Into the carriage, that rocked and swung and danced beneath me. (Sraden's huge shouhlors uliiuwt blocked the other window; hut I caught night of the glint of his revolver lu the moonlight. Was It to be man or horse? One or the other, If we were not to leap the precipice nt the first sharp turn. Sud denly he shouted, and again I struggled to my !t. In the darkness down the road was the glimmer of lights. .Nearer Hhd nearer they .drew, and I, too, raised my voice lu a scream of warning. The last fifty yard we took lu one bound or so It seemed. I saw n carriage grow out of tho shadow that tho cliffs nlmve us drew across the road; I saw our leadliv horse swing to the left nnd leap bllmlly at the low wall that hid heaven know what frightful depths below; and then, with a tottering slide that seemed to 'wrench tho heart out of me, wo curled, as n motor skids, Into one thunderous crash that blotted out tho world. MUS. UAULA.ND'g NAUUATIVI3. CIIAPTKU XXV. I have been asked by my dear husband to conclude the story of which ho has placed tho greater part bofore you. I should have preferred that ho had not trlod to recall details which I know he cannot remember without suffering; hut having once yloldod to the persuasion of his friends, I am ready to take every slinro of tho burden that ho will yield to me. My father nnd I, with Iteski, tho man that Kir Honry had summoned from Po land, arrival In tho Kngadlno without any Incident that Is worthy of descrip tion. We hud engaged rooms In tho prin cipal hotel under the name of Jackson, as had been suggested. My father stood the Journey very well. Hut this neces sity for giving 11 fit lo tintiio annoyed htm extremely. It was (lie first time In his life that ho hnd done so, he said, and I hnd some dlllluulty In persuading him not to emifo the whole circumstances to the itmungcr ou the dny after our ar rival. tt was on the fourth d.iy of our visit, about five In the evening, that we re ceived n telegram from luidou. It rends "We nre coming nt once. tlntdcn." As can be Imagined, we were very pussleil iiImiiii It. We had sent no mes sage, mid we could not think what was tho reason for their sudden determina tion. Itcskl helmvod III a most curious fashion when I told him. It might have been the new of some great gwod for tune that hnd reached hint. "it Is very well, very well." he kept 011 repeating lu Herman a language which, fortunately, 1 can speak, though not ery correctly. "What do you moan?" I asked him. "Ach, Frnuleiul If the two Kngllh men nre coming, doe It not mean that Murtine I here?" 1 supHe 1 turned rather pale, for the fear of that dreadful limn was atnay lu my heart, though. Indeed, I pretend ed to father that I had forgotten he ex isted. Hut the next instant Iteski had dropped dow 11 on one knee, taking my Imnd nnd kissing it. "I am a dog, Fraulelu!" he said sim ply. "I did not Mink of what I spoke. Hut It Is the thing for which 1 forget all f lieto meet thl man who killed my sou. For your father and yourself, have no fear. It I I that will ever watch. You trust me, Fraulelu?" "Indeed, Iteski, I do," 1 answered him; aud se we iarled. (To be continued.) MI8TAKES OF RUSSIAN POLICE, t'anr'a l.nir Ollti-i-ra llri'laml t- lit, llilrriui-ly Miipht. The Caar's whole burtMucnu'y tuts fur years In-eii mi thoroughly ileteitl by all clarwes of KussImim that mm It Is! mainly rilled by tin least Intelligent nt IhM opulHtkm. And of the) the iwlltv arc the worst, says Krnewt lWlo In the YYurhl To-Day. I mytoif whs arrestwl mjuthI time, n hi many tiirrwtpotal eiits nre, ami I found the police lu ev ery Instance the nunt dottso nf mortals. From my iiovswxr triemU I beard scuros of stories Hlxtut this stupidity. Tliuso two are typical : Some time ago 11 man throw n tsimb at it governor, killed him ami cschhx!. Tho government soiit nil over thu em pire 11 plucHnl nnd two photographs of tho assusslu, lila front view nnd Ills profile. And three wii-ks Inter a hh llcumnii In western Sltorln telegraphed: "Havo captures! Initli criminals and urn bringing them tn Petersburg." At midnight In Petersburg nn liiuo cent ponce-loving professor stixsl on n bridge staring Into the sluggish wnter. of the Nuvn. Hu was thinking of n rival profuor who tmd u new theory about gravitation. "l'liat mail," said the professor nloud, "Is the dullest Idiot In Huwdn." ItmtHtttly n big jhiIU-uhihii pounced tiMti I1I111 out of the darkness nnd with out h word legaii dragging I1I111 off. Tho Mxir old proftwrnir shook with terror. "Why am I h Treated T he crissL "Wlwt la my crime?" "High treason!" growled thu isdlco maii. "Hut why? Whyr "Oh.don't try to fool 1110! You called Ids Imperial iiinjosty an Idiot!" "Heuvous!" crlI tho tmrrlfiisl pro fosMir, the sp-ctnulea falling from till hoko. "Why should you think I wua sponklng of the CwirT" Thu lilg iollc-viiinu stopped nnd looked down, puzzled. "Tho ilullost Idiot In Hiissln," ho said slowly, Honrchlng his memory. "Who else could you have inwinU" All lliiri- Unit- Chiih-N. Smoking a clay plpo, the circus nctor sat In the winter training quarter. Fnder his supervision a thin Isiy waa looming to rldu erect on a iilot liorsi) with n broad, Hat back. "In sumo town they won't let us how," said the man, "mile wo havo 110 chiiiuIh with us. -CHinels nru a seri ous drawl wick to altowa. IlornM an so iniii'li afraid of them that Iota of towns won't let it chiiihI enter thlr gatw. "A lairso won't go niatr it pi we of ground it caiiiol has stood on. Thu MTy miu II of a canutl In tho air will tunka n horse trtimblo nml awont. And UiN four Isn't only found occasionally lu 11 liorfo here nml there. It Is found In oory horse nil over thu world. Queer, Isn't It? I often wonder why It Is. Citttlo huto dogs lu tho siiiiio way, mid cats hnte dogs so, too. Hero, though, wo can account for tho hatred. Dogs In primitive time fed on cattle, no doubt, 11 ml oven today, hero- nnd there, they kill nnd feed 011 kittens. "IldrfOii lovo dogs. I'm suro I don't know why. Dogs fear no iinliiinlM but piiiuna and liMpnrds, You can tnko it dog up to n lion's or n tlgcr'a cugo'iind hu wlll.Hhow 110 fimr, hut tnko hlui up to thu cage of n puma or n leopard nnd hu will trumblu nml 11101111 and slink away out of sight. "All very puzzling, Isn't It?" Phila delphia Hullotln. TIib Hhorter the Horn. "Toll me," said tho Hoaton matron, "do you bollovo In long engagement?" "Really," replied tho Chicago mat ron. "I never' gavo that much thought. but I can't eay that I believe In long! marriage'." Philadelphia Press. ( hop .Sill-)'. A hnlf cbli'kt-ii, scriiiH'd bones ilud cut Into bits; from tho one largo ouluii, sIIitiI thin; 11 handful of iminli- rooiiis, soaked for ten 11111111(0 In witter, then stcuiliiiMl; n stalk of celery, cut Into Itii'li plecea; six (iiluwo putn to, wnshmt nnd sllivd. Fry the chicken lu u little shortening, add tho onion nnd (Mink fur tlinv mlnutim, then put In the mushrooms and enough Chi-nose- saint to brown tho Ingredients. Pour lu a little water iiud slew fur ten minute. Add the cvlery mid Mitntiics mid, Inst of nil, u little llourcd vntcr. When of the deslrwl ismslsleiicy servo with Isdled rin. Pork Cnhe, Chop n iMiiiml of fat salt tsirk so small that It la like) Hwdr-d suet, avald It with it half pint ivf -l-illlug water, add n niiiiiiI of dark-brown sugar, n cup of New Orlonus molaM, n iNiiiiid each of rnlslns nml dates clippsl and a qiiurter-ound of mlimsl citron. Stir in enough slfliil Hour to inake It iu the consistency of cako hatter nnd add a tMMH)iifiil hhcIi of Isiwderod uutiiutf, clovi. nllsplce and iuteitiH.il. Itske in n mt tin lu it MtmiXy oven until n straw cornea out cban fnmi the tvnter of the loaf. Wlirnl (Irltltllr- t'ltki-v. Sift n quart of Hour ami a teasiMym- fill of salt together and moisten with h quart of milk. Add h half joast enko dlMioUtsI In wa.ri WMter and (mat for three minutes. Set In a wanu plant to rise ver night, lu Uw niriilng add it taldeMMMifiil of iiiImmms rtiliNil to a crest in with a tabhHMMtful of melted biittor ami whip lu two well lioatiHt oggs. If the Iwtter Is too thill bofore adding the em tir lu n llttlo more Hour. Cnniinl I, lion tlrnn. Shell the mM, osk fiu llfteeti ntln titi lu slightly sslhsl Udlliig water, take from the ot with 11 erforated sihkiii mikI Mck them in Jars stiimlliig In an outer vested of Ixilliug witter. Itoll up the liquor lu tli kettle, skim It and l-nir It, still lioHIng, lnt th Jars, tilling tlnM to otertlowlng nud aoallug luihinllntoly. Ilrrubrnit llrlNh. Sllctt mid rtmst beef thin. Make n gravy of tliret tahhtspixM of butter, wie Ubltwiooii of walnut or tomato catsup, one tahhMMH of vinegar, 01111 tosNMn of rtirraiit Jelly, ml. (hh hk)ii of made miwtanl. Put hmmC ami all In a ssmvjuui, wx.r and set lu a kettle of bulling wmIoc. HI earn OHw-half hour. Dri-rii I'ni I'Hiirnkra. Mash a pint of boiled grewi peas whllo still hot and work Into Ibt- inns a tabhswiufti of butter, ami snlt aud rtMH-r to taste. Heat two ow very light, mid thusi to the hhs, tlr lu it cup of milk nud live tnhhKoufiil of proiwrwl Hour. Wlilp to n smootli Imttcr and fry on 11 hot griddle. Ilniiiaiill .In in. Ktnno the damsons, then weigh thorn. Allow a half iMMiuil of sugar for oach iNMiuil of fruit. Put the damsons lu n presorting kettle and stew slowly for twenty minutes before putting lu tho sugar. When this has In-en nddeil stow alioiit an hour more, or until thick, then jmt Into Jars. .tin rh inn lliitv l'ro(lllir. liny enough uiurshiiiMllow candy In cover (ho top of (hu enke wlieii set clowily ti-getlier, Havo 11 ImiIImI li-lng ready and ur over the candy. As (ho Icing cools It will IhiIiI Hih iimrshiuiil Iowa together. Itefoie the ciiuilluri lire laid over the caku they must bo set In thu oven to heat and swell. To Pure TolMittora, Women who are uleroMtiHl In tho details of cooking limy be glad to know tlmt It Is better to rub u silver knife all over tho skin of n tomato to loosen It than tu dip lu hot water. The water always give 11 cooked (nste, while by (hu sliver knife method the skin en 11 be loosed Just na easily. Oyater lloiilllon. Cook a quart of oysters lu (heir own Juice for half 1111 hour, closely covered. Drain nnd chop the oysters Hue, put ting them hack Into the liquor. Add three pints of water, cook half an hour longer, nud Ktrulii through cheesecloth. Heuwm nud serve with whippet! cream on top like ciiini boullluii. C1111111-1I I'uiiiiikiii, Peel nnd cut tho pumpklna Into hits. put It over the lire mid stew iih for pie. When very aoft strain through a colander, return lo thu lire, hd up mini mid iwnr It Into heated cmia, filling each to overlowing with the liquid. Htand upside down In u tool. dark placu. The Kidneys Miicu (hey arc weak, torpid, or stngunut, the vrhuln system suffer. Don't neglect them nt this time, but heed the warning ot tho aching back, thn bloated fare, thn sallow completion, llioiirlnarydlsurdur,aud begin treatment at euro with Hood's Sarsaparilla which contains (ho best nud safiml curative, silbitnures. In uiiinl liquid form or lu rhocolntrd tablet known as Onrantnba, 100 doses $1, Thn llranli. All st mice slid uue!ieclelly Greek net (Ireek, Thsre wnmi't any tug of war. Hut two banana cart were upe( and seattereil their content lu the mud, to the a crom p nl went of niurh loud and variegated Hellenic profanity. Tho Ideal rmnlly Lnxntlvo I one that cm lw lis-d by the entire f.iin lly y uug nud old, wrnk slid strong, wlili ontntiyditi g-roflinro fnli'llo-tt. ttidioiitd hne pioperllrs whlrh III, lie tbe niiiin doe nittnys listing II e mine rllert. ntlier-wletb-qilt t tv will hate to 1st mrrn ih-i nnd rllislh be II t'HVi" all getber, Them prop rtlesrsii U' foil d lu Hint eld f nelly ih ely, llmndn'lli'- lills, I nu- IN in. gretllHiit nreof the pure t horbdeitrm't, nud eerv pill Is k-i t for three year lef m "o u mid, whleh nil w them to melluw We do not Mlete t ere I alaia Iveou ths mitnet I nt Iswiear fully lende, UrsHiltrln' I'dla nre the iltte Hue Inin tlvr tonle pill ymr grandpa' slits umsI. They have Ufii In ne or over it lentury and sre to d In rvi-rv drug slid tiled cine tore, either plain or sugnr nwt.d. on ! Wkkiiii, Mrs. DeClilse Why nre you wceidng, dear? Mrs. MeSosh Oh, I'm so dlsapiliit rsll You kiww John signed tho pledge last week. .Mrs. IM'hlso Yes? Mrs. McSth And and this morn ing he went on a tUhlng excursion! Cleveland l-cador. llrlaln ill VtiiMtMH. MUs New girl So you Insist that man ami not woman was Dm chief con sideration at the Croatian? Mr. Sarks Certainly do. Wom an wa only a shin Isiun. Uoton Transcript. Mathers will and Mn. Wlndesr-s rVwthln Syrup th Uii remr-lr touhiturihtlrchlMi during tho Us thing parluj. A 'eT Yenra llenra. The first battle In nlrshl had been fought. "I hear," said one oHlccr, "(hat the general wa lu the irry thUk of tho fig hi." "Yes," res-Minded another officer: "he hnd sixteen gasbag punctured over hlin." Louisville Courler-Jourunl. A Nrnattl-ro Cinliie, lis iter Tlmt dn; of yours I not a full blooded Huston terrier, I he? Hliby - lltuli, old chap, don't let him hear you. lis thinks he Is. Wowsu's Hums Companion. DB, C, GEE WO Wondeiful Home Treatment This il'fll ( hi n. IhM.i.r i rall,t If.al uriuu lia cur a Mla WlllHIUt I'lM-IA txan Dial am van un In dl. lis turaa w li lhM KlMUl.lfUl t III n-ii hatlH.riMi 1, ti'iili, barka mihI vaial,. hal are aitllrrl un (ill H In liiMll'al a, I an. a In Ilea rutin It lliroimh ilia um i lima hafKiloa r.Mlr.ll.a. IMa lam nolo, t ir kiwwa ilwari u iiv.r tuliiol.r.nl rrinrUIr, Nli ru ha iwat aun-.aoil Ir In ilia.ia l ii..aai lla awaian a.a In t'l Mia-i li, hma, I nut. Ilirat lll'illliall.lil, naff ,.u. raa, alumaili, iar, k l.t iicya, air hai liun-lra a nf la.tiiniiniaia. I'haraaa malaiala ( all ami aaa lilm. I 'a I. nla nu in Ilia i-tir wrli- r-r Maiaa ami ( lr uiara. n.n.l alaium lo.NHl'l l. I UN lltkk. Allrra The. C. dec Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162', Drat St., S. t. Cor. Morrlton Mi-ntlnii pr I'oillaml, Oreaon W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50&3.00 Shoes UCOT IN THE WORLD W.LOougla. $4 Gill Eds Una. C3nnoiEaequaiioaaUnjptlcay 7V XKm IuhUti miW. i- iK.iulaa' JoU Mn UmiM la Ilia ln..l iNuiiUtaiiillita,,iii .try BH0K8 yon jiVKRYiioiiY at all nuuEa. Man' Hhnaa. IS to l HO. Jlora' flhoaa, SI toSI.UB. Woilltll'a bliooa. CO to Sl.BO. Ulaa.a' Ulillilrau'a Hlioaa, U UO to l.OO. Try V. I.. Dimuliu Win i'b, Mlaaca and (Jhllilroii'a aluieii (or al)ln, lit mill cur they until othiir leukea. II I could tnko you Into my largo factories at Mrocltton, Mnss.,nnd ahow you how carefully W.L. Douglas alioca aro mado, yomvould then understand why thoy liold their ahnpc, fit better, wear longer, and nre of greater value than any other make. Wliertver you live, you rn obtsln W, L. Douii U (Iims. Hli nam and prlc Is ttanirvad on tin bottom, which protect yoususlnit hlith prices and Interior shoe, Jakm no lubtltt cut. Ask your Jealar lor WL.Uougla ahota nd Insist upon hiving them, fa$t Color lutliti uniTi thtv will not utar brail. Writ lor flluitratsd Catalog ol I'all Styl.i, . 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