I pj- J. iu I Tim liitiiiUUrp llnrlirr, No doubt mini)' renders Ihko hoard Of tlio niisiro (lUjumllliiii of AiiumIcu'k greatest IIvImk Hi'tnr. Illclinrd Mhiid Held. I'itIiiiiih tin) following ooiiveraii tltlll, U'llll'll t(ll)l( lll1C( In ono of Hus ton's lending .lintels, holler Illustrate tin satirical niitiiro of tint player. Km tcrliiK tlio harbor's hIhii oiiii iimriiliu:, Iit wi liniiiitlliili'ly riH-oKiilr.cil iih itlcli mil Mnimlli'lil hy the burlier. "Omul iniiriiliiK," milil tint burlier nf fubly. A itrunt whm tint only reply. "Well, how wits tlilus: uur nt tlio Ikiiik" hint night)" "Wlint house)" nnswcred tlio actor Ironlcnlly. TIh Mollis," unlit tlu hnrbor. "Whnt tin yon tiitwn, sir)" "Why, nre you nut lllchnnl Minis field)" tlio burlier nuked. "Oh, no, Indeed," replied Mr. Mniis Drill, "I JiiNt got out of Jnll tliU morn Inc." "Whnt! You're not lllrlinnl Mnns field : mill you Jnt cot nut of Jnll this iimriiliiul Wlmt for, irny)" 'Tor imwiiiltlni: lii'iulitltlvu barbers," wn thi response. Hull) Invnilrrs, There pr muni) plrnse of country life with which tlm little city clrl 'ud it jet only nun iluy's ncipiitliittiure, Put the rlchtu of property-owners mill prop frtyrenler were llriuly llxeil In h-r lllllllt. ".Mother!" she railed, In evident ex. clteineiit. the inorulnic Hfter the fHinlly hud settled for the summer In Huuxt View Cot I due, "mother I Just come here Mini IimiUI There nrn somebody's, hen wIpliiK their feet oil our like clean cross l" Transportation or frulti and rrgrta Mm In a vacuum U nld to harn l,rn trUil successfully by a California luvcn tur. Banking by Mail WE PAY INTEREST On laving! lopoltn of n dollar or more, cotniioundcd twlro every year. It la Just a enav to open BavIiiks Account with us by Mad na II you lived next door. Hond for our tree book lot, "Honk iik by Mall," and learn lull particulars. Address Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sta. New Vork I'lty payi ?J,U0,tKK) a year far lu municipal iirlutlnjf, tatlouory auJ auppllra. PERFECTION Oil Heater lEqatpped wlUi Smokeless Device) Turn the wick as high or low as you can there's no danger. Carry heater from room to room. All parts csalty cleaned. Gives intense heat without smoke or smell because equipped with smoke lots device. Made lu two finishes nickel snd Japan. Dross oil fount beautU tuny einuosieu. 110ms 4 quarts 01 oil ami bums 9 hours. Itvery heater warranted. If you cannot get heater or information from your dtsler, write to nearest agcucy for descriptive circular. TII KmTo Lamp gS mr and steady Jlght, aimple con- miction anu ausoiuie saiety. Equipped with latest improved burner. Msde of brass throughout and nickel plated. An ornament to any room whether llbrsry, dlulng-rooiu. parloror bed room, Hxery lamp warranted, Write to nearest agency If not at your dealer's. STANDARD OIL COMPANY Help!Heh! i ' Thus cried (lie hair. And a kind neighbor came to the res cue with a bottle of Aycr's Hair Vlcor. The hair was saved I In crntliudc, it crew lone and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold In all parts of the world for 6lxty years. " Ationt wis Mr sra I tint ntlf alt of mr titlr (itlluwliur an aiutk nt in...!.., w.t iltl.xt Ut rilawl in u.a Ajar't llalr Vlrr, I rtMlo.ail'l (.iill I linw list a beautiful l,..Uf Ixlr " lilt. W J, IIiujwn. Maiibiii. unas rll, Wit. MadsbrJ.C Ar.rOo., I.ow.11, M.l ai.9 iunuiaiurrs or 9 mtfiitutrtii i fPC was. W j cmuiir itcrcm.! MAKE NO MISTAKE OILED CLOTHING will nlvcyoucom ploto protection nnd long service You cem't afford tobuyony other Every oormont rjunrantccd The bast dssltr icUH W. L. DOUGLAS 3.50 & 3.00 Shoes near in the world W.LOoat S4 Gill d8 ILii . eannotcocqtuiieaaiajiiprlcay suoEfl rou kveuvbody at all l-Mtcia. IS lo (I SO. llora' I Bhraa. 3 lull ua. Warn. n a nnoaa. tbO lo (LOO. U !. At nhllJiau'a llhuM. a J BS la ll.OO. l.i Try W Im IliiiicUa Viiiiicn'. SlUu-a unit Clillilrrn'a aluirai fur l)lr, lit nud wvar llirr ricl il liar luakr. It I could tnko you Into my larco factories at Ilrockton, Mna.,nnd liow you how carefully NV.L. DouRlaasltoca ore made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear lonxcr, and are of greater vnluo than any other nuke. Wlnrtur you live, you ran obtain W. U Douilat ho. lilt nam anil prlca Uttampt on Ilia txillom.whkh proUcta youagalnM nigh prlcca and Inltrlur flux. TaW no iubiil Im(. Aik yourilralar lor v. UUouglanhota anj Imlil upon having lhm. fait Qtlar ( y(i nJ tiny will Ml umir brai$a. Wrllalor (llu.lr.l.J Catalog of fall Slyl. W. U UOUULAS, UtfU I J, Ilrockton, Ma. tt'Kti? mm ffLl" VIP ft-Sit J8u If hf W Mn IIuhmIi in in.xi 1 ? 1 tvu,(4.a hi ii.ii iumtf II VI...V ft J I ArJ .r Ijulg lflJrV I v No More Cold Rooms If you only knew how much comfort can to derived from a 1'IUU'HCTION Oil Heater how simple ami economical iU operation, you would not bo without It another day. Yon can quickly make warm and coiy any cold room or hallway 110 matter in what part of the house. You can heat water, and do many other things with the InPriSlX Crrnin Ciirninrla, Molxteii two euiH of Krnnulnted miKur with enoiiKli milk to illwidlvu It nnd it iunrter of u tiHiNKoiiful of iTciuii of tiirtnr mid put Into n miiicc iiiii. Het whore tlio content will aim iner Keutly. Htlr nil thu tlmo until n little dropiK'd Into cold wnter la nhoiit iih Miff im putty. I'our Into n ihiillow pun, ant imlilo until no atlff tlint the preiwuro of the fliiKer lenvox n dent on the dimly mid the dent reninliiH. Work to a Mirt iiinHx, kuemilnK It 111111 n powdered aut;nr-atrewed lxHird. Itoll out Into n aheet nnd rut Into mpinrex. You tuny mid vdiilllii If you with Junt iK'foro tnkliiK from tlio fire. Clirafntil OiMjiirllra. Toko two fiipfiiln of InrKe chtnut, Kort carefully, mid, lifter tdiclllui: mid Ixillliik'. nklu mid ruli through n eolmi tier. .Mix In with (hum well n tHlde-i-IKHiiiful of litittur, n pinch of Milt, me other of imprlkn, nnd n few droM of liuion Jiilcn; then plHre In n diitihlu anuivpnu mid hetit. Alter MdtliiK naldo until cool, form the cluwtutitR Into cro ijuetten, roll In ckk nud then In criiekvr dtiat nn In the carc of ordlimry cro iiuvttei), nud ni In the refrigerator for 1111 hour until time to fry them In n deep J mn of fat, which elmtild Ik ImiII Iiik' lforo thu crtxpiettea nru plnwd III It Oyalrr Knlnil. Sen Id oyatera until thoy are plump, mid then put them In ixild water wtillo they are UiIIIiik hut, h hk to itmko them tlrm; put tlmu to one Hide and toll live tiSK Iwrd; take off th whites nud chop Hue; lay n Usl of white let tiuv lu 11 Iihik dlali; plait) tlte oyters lu IIiIh; cover them with n niHyiiumlM drewdnj:; over them plHee the yolks of the eKe. which Imve Ikh'H umiihtl line, nnd iHHtly the cIiojiimhI whltiw of the ow. Do tHit let It Htand lontc lfore svrvlnt;. If jou do tlio oynters mid innyommtre will Ikkxiiiiu wnterj-. Ho sure the lettuce Is tltonitiRlily drleiL IVIpiI To in 11 1 oca itllli (iriTii tlritvy. Cut loiiintoos which nre not too rljo lu Inch slices, ihiHt with snlt, jK'pjter nnd llour; drown ipilckly 011 toth sldei lu hot hutter, then twur over them thin cmiin to nonrly cover, mid hIiii iner the lillnuti-H. Lift tlio slices enre fully on n platter, nnd thicken tlio Kravy with the Umten yolk of nn- e stlrreil Into n hnlf cup of wild cremu or rich milk; do not let It quite toll: jxnir over tlio tomatoes ns soon ns It thickens mid serve hot. This Is u favor ite dish. rirklril flalrra. Simmer utout -KX) oysters In their own liquor for live minute, drain them well nud pine lu Jars, jiourliii; off from time to tliiui miy liquid that may ac cumulate. I'lnco on tlio tiro In n sauce pan one quart of elder vlneciir, hnlf nn ounco eiich of whoiu cloves nnd tiound ed nince, n level tensiiooii of snlt, 11 saltstHHin of cayenne Hper mid n tn hlespoon of white inustnrd seed. Itoll three minutes, then cool mid iour over tlio oysters. Colli Cntaup. Ono nnd n half pints of vlnpRnr, ono hnlf twicup snlt, oue-linlf cup gritted horseradish, two tonspooufuls hlnck pepjivr, ouo-hnlf cup of inustnrd seed, two gnvn pepierH, two onions chopinM Hue, one tensxonful wlery pihsI, ono tensjioouhil cloves, two tenspooufuls of clnnainou, 0110 cup sugar, ono tnvk rlpo tonmtoes choppwl lluo; nniovo nil seeds nnd Juice. Tut nil In tlio vinegar nud seal In Jars or ciins. Corn Pie, Cut tho kernels from en.ro ns for stewing. Mnko n rich plo paste, lluo n ileon linking dish with It iih for nvatnr juo nnu iut into it nltenmto layers of cut corn mid llttlo blocks of dough. Wot ench Inyer vrlth bits of butter and season to tnste. Cover nil with n very lllernl qunutlty of milk. Put on n inn cover of imstry and bake until n rich urown. I'ollah Iluulllou nt lleeta, Chop two bnucbos of beotn Hue, cover with two qtmrtH of cold wntor nnd boll for two hours. Strain, put In two tablo spoonfuls of vinegar, 0110-lmlf tabic spoonful of sugar and ono teaspoonful of snlt. Sot asldo to cool. Iteut ono egg with one-fourth pint of cream. When tlio soup Is cold pour tho egg nnd cream mlxturo Into It and servo, Quick Mutllna. Sift two cups of llour with n lovol tablespoon of sugar, two level tonsnoniLi of baking powder nnd a. snltspoon of snlt. llent two eggs, add ono cup of milk. Hub ono lovel teaspoon each of lard and buttor Into thu llour and pour In tho egg and milk, Iteut mid bako la well-greased uiutflu tins. " tt yiruk T There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn- PSORIASIS ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those wUlilnulOj who arc afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear- SALT RMEUIV! ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot " " " summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, aud as they arc forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blooc1 The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain the different parts. One portion is used for the making of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, aud so on. After these different properties arc ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season of the year, however, these organs become lorpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and tlicsc accumulations remain in the system and arc absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, aud begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. COZElVtA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. Theapid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. ACNE makes its appearance on the facein the form of pimples aud black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face arc the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases arc due to the same causc burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, -Cj5hfc rCjki -7 i&mRto WSata WsVlateSa. blood. Nothing equals S. S. general health. Write for our We make no charge for cither. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mora good's brisMcr and fatter color than any ethtr dye. One 10c pacLara colors silk, wool and cotton equal! wall and Is guarantied to alr pcrtcrt raaulta. Ak draler. or w will nd post paid at 10c a package Write for Irea booklet how to dye, (leach and mil colors. MONROE DRUG CO, UiUoavlllc. Miuourt. Undo Allen. "Whnl's the use of carrying on a mud slinging campaign," queried Uncle Allen Sparks, "when It s ever so much easier to throw dust In the eyes of the voters?" 1 Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothlns Bjrup theUst rcmMlr to uolor tholrcbUJraa aunng mo iceuung period. 'Wllllnir Coimiroratse. "I'd llko to eugitiro you to piny your fiddle nt my reception to-night," said Mrs. Cumup to the great violinist. "Veil, I can blay," answered tho pro fessor. "Whnt do you chnrgo7" asked the lady. "Vun huutrot tollars; dot's my regu lar price," said tho professor. "Well." declared tho lady, "I can't pny no hundred for Just a llttlo fiddling, but If you're n mind t' como I'll glvo you fifty, nnd Just piny half notes." Toledo Illnde. 444v4444 RHEUMATISM AND NEURALGIA JACOBS i OIL Th Proved Remedy for Over 50 Year. Pries 83a snd 50a ST. builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system aud regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off: the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of lcavincr it to be absorbed by the S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the treatise ou skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. FREE LOT AT OCEANSIDE (North Poach) and Ilrautlfut Oak nook Cae in every purrbater ol Hie fpeelal Edi tion ol the ''library of the World's Dcst literature." 4 olumet, IU bound liltf per volume, la on deliver' of set and ttpermonth rao and Looks dellered free Particulars tiy wrltlug J. D. MIllAR & CO.. Columbia Dldc-. Portland, Ore. Germany has on an average of 600 or chard trees to the square mile. FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. Under the Carey Act has 75,000 acres now under" water. 210 MILES OF WATER LINES 1.8 feet every ninety daya over foot over each 100 acres nvallablo to each purchaser at actual cost of irrigation. Payment in three equal annual payments at 6 per cent Maintenance! charge, $1 per acre per annum for each irrigable acre for j. rv X pV, " PRODUCTIVENESS PROVEN BY GOVERN- , VV O. MFNT FVPFRIMPNTAI STATION .1 k- .t...s "i J.VtfcHf, settlers on the X4vVv c SW- x UtSUlUTfcS IRRIGATION AND w jk o AV.V l ".. o w. r -Wi w IjCl I . l y v V .' yS "r w v . .. V. ACN TETTER, ECZEMA, THE ITOHINO WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption which la spite of all o!!orts to Onrs continued to get worse. The Itching, especially at night, was simply torrible, It would almost disappear at times, only to return worsa than over. I had tried many highly recommeaded prepa rations without benefit, and hearing of S. S. S. determined to give It a fair trial, and was Inexpressibly dollghted when a few bottlos ourod mo ontlrely, removing every blemloh and pimple from rny body. I shall not fall to reo omtnond S. 8. S. whenever an opportunity occurs to do so. Escondido, Col L. MARNO. PRUSSIAN COUSH & DISTCMPtB CUftHt Cures Coach. DUUraper. allTfcroat iMl.jon8; Troobla. 11irln toa blood l-ota lb animal lo condition. SA& lrn..UnHfn lyPo St INul Vlnw CLASS1FIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory I Names and Addreitcs la Pwtlsnd el Repra Itniatlta Business firms. CltKAU SKPAUAIOHS-WV gatranlM lbs V K Btparaier w m iii best, n ma lur ua tat.o ilkMiwvod Co.. mil ud Oak. PIANOS A OUO.VNS-Manjr Sna latlramtnts r v.itlo us scvouni scknruor raiiovsl ofbujrtr Wills for dcr pilou of p auoa bow vu baud, Itruis, tto. Write lodajr. Ullbari Cu. Ponuoa each irrigable acre, or one second on landt One-fourth cash; balanc land, 30,000 acres having beea sold. POWER COMPANY 611 McKay Bldij., Portland, Oregtm Office for sale of land, Box A, Redmond, Crook County, Ort,on I Itotwrul tmmmmmmfM.-iiH