rV NEWS OFTOE WEEK In n CoiKlcnscd Torm for Our Busy Headers. HAPPENINGS OF TWO CONTINENTS A Rosumo of tlio Let! Important but Not Looo Interesting Events of tho Past Wook llrnrat may Kit', tho mayoralty ol New Yolk. Idaho Inml f i ami trials will begin ikhiii nt Moscow, An Amrlrnn consulate Ims been opfttiDil at Muktloti. Cuban IlliemW aio making tfouble for flovernor Mai(oou. All tin provincial governor of tlm ropiititlc o( lUnaum will inett llo Volt. Ituralau tnr ror I ttn dynamited tialn, iiuaiacrxil the. military iin nl, ami w cm ol fftOO.OOO. A snmll ixiMiler nmjailiio .'10 miles from Chicago eiphMed, blinking win iIohi lbr" mlli't distant. Four turn were killed and tlm found- ntlon 'aid (or n lattluu (rut In Ken tucky otrnr tlm iikdiu election. All llrltlnli mnplore on thn Panama emnal will have n holiday to celebrate lli 1)IiIhUjt of King KiUnnl. A wlialn ship lm dlreovored an K klnio lianil on I'rlurn Kdnard Itlaml who hail never rren a white loan. A oiair Chilean who tried to gulu a Imlimn to tlm Wlilta lliuaioma 1 1 in (i ago hai been arrested at I'anania. Hecrctary llonapaito ays tlm itrrtiKth down by llrnrat shows that tlm iiiri t ton mint bi dealt with "In a spirit at onro liberal and coi lorratlro." 11 Tall la on a tour of Inipccllon of riny poiti. President Roosevelt went to Oyster lUy ami rait hli tote, returning then to Waihltigton. President Roosevelt hai nrrnnynl to lerclve the Ule chief at tilt) White House and hoar their trouble. Thn Royal Hawaiian band, which Iim born maklinc a tonr of thn United titatM, la Urandrd In Ogden, Utah. Tlm prrildnnt has dlsmlsfoJ In ills vrsce a wholn battalion of negro troop fur refuting to disclose. Ilia Identity ol tioma wrong doer ntnoiiK them, and will nlto to trt martial n white ofllrrr fxur making I'ecog.itory romaikt against tlm negro troop. Navy yard employe worn given lovo of ahietioa lung unouoKh to voir. (JhleegH switchmen will go on ulrlkn uiiImo thn railroad noeede to their de mand, It I probable that thn autltorltlw of Harvard will prohibit football after tlio prtfunt eou. The lUrritiiMi line mo building wreck. proof itcel nmll can to icplace thulr pietont wooden caia. A native looted tlio brake on it oai OII tlio linw rillrnnd In U'nntAnr ii.l tlio car daahod down a grade mid killed tuviiii portom. Thomn Klntey, ptinor on tlio At lantic II nor Ht. Paul, hag oroitcd tlio ocenn ttOl times, moro than any otlmr living man. llo tins failed a total of l70:i,0U0 inllri. Kalinin who worn dtdiarrid from dancing; in nn amuiittneut hnll nt Now yort, it. I , hnvn bouun ault nialnit tlm prnrplutor. Itooovolt lina vontrlb iiw 1()0 to ln!p thvlr rata. The Imlrn of tlio estatn of I'Abat, the Mllwnukfn hiowor, will Imvn to pay tlio Inlmrltntiro tax on H. 0(10, 000 stock 1n tlio I'abat llrowhiK company, trnna. fi'rmd to them ahortly beforo hU dciath, Htcnnland and UorliiK, tlio wrockn-n of tlio Mllwnukfo Avniiio bank, of Chi KO, worn today Benteiiced to Indotor mlnato torma of Imprlnoiunetit, which nmy run from onu to ten yenia. Tlila -will not inuruueo Stoiulnnd'a preaont ountonco, I'enry rnys li In only roturnliiR (or prnvlsioim hih! auppllea. Tho fitnmlnrd Oil conmpny la openly flighting for control qf tho Illinois Con tml. Alice ItoonHVolt LoiiKwnrth la mnkliiK poMtlca on luiportnut part of hor aoclnl dutlua, Hod I es oxhutnod In Mount Calvary enmutnry, I'ortlnud, nro found to be VotrlHud, After throo dnya' peratatdit liuntlinr, I'li'Hillunt Itooiovolt hna finally bniiKud n wild turkoy. It la oxpnetod that records of tho Snn Frauoleco mint will dtaoloso ruuk jirufta in that iiiBtltution. A IiIk Oornmii-AmorlciMi luatiranco company liaapnld all Its Ran Krnnolaco Uro loaaea and roorgnnlxd to contlnuo dmbualnoia. Pf2AHV WILL TRY AQAIN. Mossnoo From Labrador Intlmnteo That llo Is Not Discouraged, I.0110X, Mnm, Nov. 0. Tlmt Com iiiniiiirr Hoburt IC. I'onry oiieoiinturod iiiniMiml illtilciiltlofi In IiIh wmrch for tho North I'olo won Indicated In n tolnr.rnm rwolvod today by Morrla IC. Jottniip, proaldetit of tlm i'onry Affile Club. Tlio tiioiit KlKiilllcnut tiorllon of Hih toloKrnm, liowovor, wiih Unit con ImIiiIiik mi lutliiiHtlou Hint Comiuntid t I'oary would iikhIu try to find tho North I'olo. Tlio tidoitwm followa: "llopodiilo, Lnbniilor. by way of TwIlllriHiito, Nowfoiinillaiiil. Htoiunop ItooHovelt now horn. Itopiilrlni; rud der nnd atern, tnkltii; bnlhiat mid iiwiiltliiK arrival mull atonmur to no euro cnil. "Ilttturn voynKo IiicomhiiuI alriiKKlo wllh eo to Capo York, Heptembur 20. Thou BlorniH nnd homl wludn to I,nh rndor cohbI, Octobor 23. "Ciirrlnd nwny two ruddora, atom iosl nnd two IiIikIdh of (iropollor, forn top iiinut nnd atxinkor boom; lout ouo bond burned nil conl nnd aoum Inter ior ImnuiH, unIiik wood nod blubbur nloiiK const. "ICxi:t to t'ouimunlrnto ni:aln from Clinpenu liny. All proKrosri will bo alow. Ilnvti no niuloty for our nnfuty nnd i;lvo no croiluncu to rxm;i!irntoI reportH. "Itofwrvolt la returnliiK thin yonr for addltlonnl auppllon nnd for ropnlra. Several Ions of wlialn meat nnd dog fiHKt thrown nwny IhsI fnll after pol Koiitiu: n number of iIokm. Otlmr nop pile liMtt by lireukliiK of Ice In Airll. "I'KAltY." Nfitu Viirl Ktiv nAtllinni,1i Pnm. irmiider I Vary failed to ronch the Mtrin roiH, Hfrrotary it. u. tiriUK- mnri lit llttt I'jtiirv Arnlln fMnti lin lleven that Ida font In rarhltiK farther norm (mikiii in u n aunjori ior na tional rejolrliiK. Mr. HrldKmnn, who rMt.Mll'Ml f Iim 111. mmtMUit fr.ilrl fflttlltinn,t. w I'wary, niinonncliiK his return to iiviiiintion. iiephonoi urn new ni Sir I'aarv'M aafwlv In Mm. I'enrv. who lipieiif to be In tho city. ' inatiK (hmi lie is aaio," wns ner flrat rommeiit. Then alio pllinl Mr. llrlilwiiiuii ullti miMiitlnfiN rMParfllnir tlm deinllH of tlm nrws he had r( ceiYiwi rrom ner nuaiinnii. Mr IIHili'.iimi Inl, I hor Hint imr him. band, while lm hnd failed to reach tho por, because of Ice, unit now uio ms tlnrtlon of hnvlnc Kone farther north, linvlitif r,Mtr)in.l K7 ilfiprimu I. mltinlOM. n H)lnt 32 inlniitoit nearer to tho North I'ole than Hint ronclimt ny urn duko nt Alirniil iiiiiiullllnn In 1U00. In illa- ciimIiii: I'enry'a dash Into last fall, alter lm lino llino io aiuuy mo uim- mnniiera umaanco mora cioieiy, .tir. Ilrldcmnn anld: "I Bin mm It linn tienn tlio ntnliltlnn of every trim American to aeo tho liiar. niul Hirlnf flrt nt thn Arctic ihIh. And Hint It should bo an Amer ican who should roacn too rnrumsi north la llttlo loan KrntlrylnK. It Is evident I'enry ban hmt tho aamo ox imrldice of KettlnK on drlftltiR Ice nud IwliiB cnrrled nwny from Ida kooI thnt nlliur nviiliir.iry linvn linil. I'rollfthlv no other man living would hnve Rotten orr ao wen na roary una. n iminu Mulf mi Iru Hint linil ttet lirokeil up by a atorjM nnd waa taken In a contrary direction. It la likely thnt he ami hl party went to the limit of human endurance before they kvo up. a InatMitod by tb mUhk of the ditga." "Will Peary ever innke the attempt rbiaIhT' . .. "I do not know. AllhoiiKii li waa nld by the newaimpera when he nail ed nwny that If he failed thla time he would never try nunln. he never told me that, nnd I wna quilo cioao io nun. I ...inl.lur Mini nim nf ttln WOlldCrflll frnturoB of thla oxpedltlon la tho fuel that tho Ilooimveii la coiiiiiik iiumu with tlm ontlro party despite tho hard- ahlpri tlioy linve oxperiencru. I'onry probably renched within 203 mlloa of tho North I'olc. Ho ljawl tho Abml pnrty by ntmut 30 iiiIIoh. Thla wna I'enry'a fifth attempt to ronch tho polo. Other kUmIko JournoyH were mndo In the year 1802, 1805, 1000 nnd 1902. Tho following mcNimgo of congrntu Intlon for Comuinnder I'onry wnt re ceived tndny by Mr. llrldgmnn, aecro tnry of tho I'enry Arctic Club: i'onry, Cnre llrldgmnn. New ork? Very linnrty oongrntnlntlona upon your apleudld nchlevomnnt. "WIM.IAM 8. nilUHH. "JCdlnburKh. Hcotlnnd." Qet Inauranco on Dummy. IJlK Itnplda. Mich., Nov. C To prove Hint a wnx figure rostH In tho grave nuppoaodly occupied by iJifora 8. iinii- fiiinir.1.1 tinrniiltlni; cnahlor of tho Northern National llnnk of Illg- Ilnplila, JnmoH Donovnn. miiiionnire lumhcrmnn, will havo tho coflln ox humud. Dnnovnn snya Unkor la nllvo mill wnll tin. I v-iia Inn annll linmlOil for Honolulu. Ho naaertn the wax flguro wan propnroit in Now yorK nnu i'in to Illg ItnphlH to ducolvo thoao who aoiight ilnltor'a nrroBt on a chnrgo of hntllc lnotliiL-. In thn limn of nllOUt 2,000,000. DulbDaltlno at Colon. Colon, Nov. 0. Tho colobrntlon of tho third nunlvorRnry of tho founda tion of tho Ilopubllo of Panama con tinued horo todny, There, wna a bull halting nnd other amusomontH In tho afternoon, niul flraworka In tho even ing. A thanksgiving norvlco wnn hold and a reception by tho Conaulnr ottl core. Reading Road rtilae Wages. Philadelphia. Nov. . Tho I'tillndol phln & Ilondlng Rnllwny Company nn nounood todny nn Increnso of wngeB of 10 por cont to nil employes whose snlarlce nro long than 200 por month, GALE ON ATLANTIC Enslcrn Coast of Conada Strewn With Wrecks. SAILORS GO DOWN WITH BOATS Four Men Swept From Life-Raft Many Reach Land After Ter rible Experiences, Halifax, N. 8., Nov. C Dlapntchon todny hnvo licoti pouring Into thla city bringing iiowm of vomhoIb wrecked or In dlHtniHa, of wlrea prostrated nnd of dniiingo dono by gHlo nnd nea along tho count h of Novn Hcotln, Capo lire ton, New llruiiHwIck nud Prluco IM ward Island, l'our vtasola were driven nation); another, hnvlng ovorythliig movnblu on deck '.vanhud nwny, wna forced to put b.ick to tho port from which alio hud nulled, nnd tho atonmar Turret Hell, which went ngrouod on the north slilo or Prince Kdwurtl la lund hint week, wna driven farther nahore nnd will prohnhly bo a total wreck. Tho storm wna moro violent In Northumberland Ktrnlt, Two nchoonera nnd one bulk wen, awept nground In tlila Htrnlt, nud a third schooner wna wrecked uenr the Knateru entrance. The Norwegian hnrk Adeonn trkd to wonthor the gnlo off Itoiton, N. II., but drugged her ntichora nnd ground ed on North Iteef. 8he aprnng a lenk nud, according to tho Intcat luformn- tlon received here, five of tho 12 men constituting her crow hnd been drowned In nn attempt to rench shore and the other even were still on hoard nnd In Immlnont dnnger of be ing awept ovorbonrd or dying from ox IMHUire. The tremendouB aena in ado It Impoaslblo for any voasols to go to Imr naalalnnce. Nenr tho snmo plnco tho schooner Alexander, lumber-lnden, wrnt nahore Tlio Wlnilaor. N. 8.. achoonor Omo- gn, nfter being partly dismantled, by tho storm, brought up on the rocka nt Fox Point, on tlio northern coast or Novn Hcotla. Hor crew of four mon was roscuod when nlmost ovorcomo by oxhuustlon and oxposuro. Four of Crew Are Mlsslno, North Sydney. N. 8., Nov, 6. Tlio Oaspe, Quo., achoonrr Torrldon, Cap tain Mmlon, coal ladon, from this port for Oaspo was -wrecked on Molnors Island yesterdny nnd four of tho crew, who boarded a rnft hnatlly construct- oil, nro missing. Cnptnln I-indon nnd the others of tho crow woro roscuod. Tho vessel In n totnl loan. 8QUAW MEN LOSE CLAIM8. Supreme Court Decides Against the Whites Who Married Cherokee. Washington, Nov. C Tho Supreme Court of the United Slates today af firmed the declalon of the Court or Claims In the rase of Daniel lledblrd. the ClKroke Nation nnd others vs. Iim I! li I till Stalea, known aa "the While Man's) Cane." Tlio cnao in volved the long-pending claims of be tweit 2.000 !ni 3.000 white persona to participate In the distribution of the land nnd funds of Chorokeo Indlnns because of the mnrrlngo of whlto men to membera of the tribe. Tho decision wna favorable to the Indlnns. Tho Indlnns stronuoualy roslatod tho clnlm. contending that thoy hnd never by Inw rocognlxod right of property on nccount of Intermarriage In imag ing on the cnes decided todny, tlio Court of Claims hold thnt tho trlbnl lauds nro not communnl lands, but that whiten who ncqulred cltlzon hip by mnrrlngo prior to 187C hnvo equnl Interests ns Indians. In tho cases of marriages Into tho trlho alnco that time. It wna held thnt no right of property hnd boon ncqulred except by those who had paid into too com mon fund the Bum of R00. Tho Court of Claims nlso held thnt white hua- hnuds of Cherokee womon. who hnvo nlmndoned their wives, have forfeited all rights as Cherokee citizens, In cluding thnt of participating In tho miles of Cheroktu lands. Suspect Ute Treachery. Shorldnn. Wyo., Nov. C A ntfB- songor nrrlvlng nt Arvndn from tho licmdquurtors of tho Tenth nnd Sixth Cnvnlry ronorta a chnngo In tho plnns. Tho Utoa will ho brought to Arvndn nnd taken from thorn by rnll. Instead of mnrchlng overlnnd to Kort Mondo. nn wnB nt tlrat proposed. Thoy should urrlvo nt Arvmia tomorrow ovoiuuk. Tronchory on tho pnrt of tho Utoa la )..ilion,t In lm thn rnnRnn for thn chnngo. Many dlssntUfiod Utos still ndvleo reniBionco to removal irom Powdor Hlvor Valley. Wireless From Tonopah Camp. rrnnnnnll NllV.. NnV. 0. I'OStllinBtf T li. M. Muahot announced today thnt .I,, nu nm ninv tirnctlcnllv coninlotod for wlrolosa tologrnph sorvlco botwoon Tonopnh nnd Snn FrnncUco. A wire- Iohs plant la to no inatniiou in una camp, which It la oxpoctod will work direct with Han rrnnciaco. French 8quadron for Jamestown. iin-lo Mm- fl. Vrnnrn will pnml n Bqundro'n of warships to tho opening of tlio jamcaiown uxputmiuu, iviiru u, 1007. BUFFALO DILL TO RE8CUE. Runners Sent by Renegades for Help to Drive Out Whlte. Cody, Wyo., Nov. C Colonol Wll llnm I'. Cody ("lliiffnlo Hill"), nccom pnnlod by Colonol Ilreck nnd aovnrnl mnmhera of tho party which returned n fw days ngo from a big bear hunt In the lllg Horn Mountains, loft horo for Hliorldnn, Wyo., Intending to hold n conference with tho Uten beforo tho lattnr stnrl on tholr overlnnd rnnroh to I'ort Menilo, where thoy nro to atny In charge, of tho Hlxth Cavalry until spring, Notwithstanding the ngreomont which was roncllei nt tho conference between tho soldlorn nnd the Utoa, there nro fonrs of a general uprising of nil northorn Indians. "Iluffnlo 1)111." who In familiar with Indlnn charact eristics, hna beon kept closely ndvlaod of the developments In tho rccont troubles, nnd ho bollovoa tho mnttor will not bo entirely Bottled by tho nrrnngoment which puts nn end to tho wanderings and doprcdntlonn of the U(en tinder Appah and Rlack Whlskor. At tho Instigation of the Utcfl, run ners hnvo hern going to nil tho tribes of tho Hloux, Northern Cheyonnon nnd Crown, with n view of Inducing thorn to join In driving tho whites out of tho land, nnd Colonel Cody bollevos thnt stops nhnuld bo tnkon at onco to counteract efforts of those tnosRongorB to atlr tit) revolt. On his arrival at Hlurldnn, Colonol Cody will confer with the military nuthorltlos as to tho oxnet methods of procedure. GREAT FAMINE IN CHINA. Ten Million on Verge of Starvation Crop an Utter Failure. 8hnnghnl, Nov. C. Advlcon rocelvod here Indlcnto thnt fnmlne conditions of tho most doapernto nnturc prevail In tlio Northern part of tho grent I'rovlnco of Klnng-8u, with but ono ex ception tho moat fertile nnd valuable or mnny provinces or tnc empire, ion millions of tho totnl population of 21, 000,000 In the provlnco nro reduced to stern wnnt. Com nro nn utter fnlluro nnd scones of sufforlng thnt Tlvnl anything In tho umpire's history nro roportcd from every point In the roglon. Food riots, which hnve boon marked with much bloodshed, nro reported dnlly, nnd so fnr tho offlclnla havo tnken no steps to relieve latross. In fnct. to prevent tho rioting spreading to tho cities nil of tho local governors hnvo been ordored to keep tho pcoplo In their liomos at nil hnznrds, nnd fur ther rioting tins resulted from this step. All of tho locnl diplomatic represen tatives hnvo received advices .from foreigners In tho fnmlno.strlckcn re gion urging them to uso nil their in fluence to have tho lmpcrlnl govern ment tnko steps to aid sufferers. A Presbyterian missionary who has Just roturnod from tho region declares that thousands of persons hnvo nlrendy starved to death, nnd thnt unless Im mediate aid Is forthcoming tho death list will bo appalling. CINCH ON YELLOWSTONE. Major Pitcher Recommend That Com petition Be Established. Washington, Nov .5. According to the annual report of Mnjor John Pltchor, Acting Superintendent of the Yellowstone National Park, the mo nopoly enjoyed by the Yollowstono Lnke lloat Compnny for tho transpor tation of tourists from Upper Geyser Ilasln to tho Thumb Is becoming a Ber Ions problem. Major Pitcher hns rec ommended thnt competition be oBtnb llahod In soino wny, or thnt tho Btnge linos bo permitted to opornto their own bonis, In ordor to glvo their pat rons tho cholco of boat or land trans portation to tho Thumb. Tho Yollowstono Lako float Com pnny chnrgos $3 a head for tho trip, which la 18 miles' distance Its fran chise oxrdrcs July 21 noxt. Mnjor Plt chor emphasizes his recommondntlon of Inst yonr thnt tho gnrrlaon nt Fort Yollowstono lio increased to a rour troop or squndronpoBtj STEEL INDUSTRY EXPANDS. Washington, Nov. G. A bulletin Is sued by the Department of Commorco nnd Labor anya thnt oxnorts of Iron nnd stool mnnufneturo show nn In crenso of nbout 25 por cont in the nine months endod with Soptombor, and Imports of n similar chnractor show also an Increnso of practically 2fS nor cont In tho snmo porlod as compared with tho samo months of tho procodlng year. The growth in operations or iron nnd stool, tho bullotln says, was larger n tho n no months ondod with sop tombor, 1900, than In any correspond ing noriod or our export trnue. ino gnln In those months over tho cor responding porlod of tho preceding yonr wns over $24,000,000. Blank Hand Throws Bomb. New York. Nov. G. Unsuccessful In tholr nttompta to blackmail Francisco Moaalnn. n prosperous tnlior of urooic- lyn, mombora of tho ao-callod Blnclt Hand Socloty, bo tho pollco any, hurl ed a dynamlto bomb against tho front door of the tcnomont-houso In which ho llvos nnd conducts his business. Dnmngo of JS.OOO to tho building nnd surrounding nronouy wns cnttaeu. Scoros of persons folt tho shock of tho explosion, but no ono was Injured. Mobb nn tins received lottora uatuanii- Ing ?100 to $1,000. Detectives arrest ed two men on suspicion. Pirates Seize Launches. Hongkong. Nov. 5. Itoporta hnvo been recolvod that Chlncso pirates hnvo aolzcd a urltlah launch nnd two Chlnoso launches tn West River and escnpod with $10,000 In booty nftor a running fight No caaualltlos aro reported. ooooooooooooocoooooooocooooo "Vou look uncommonly cheerful," re marked tho Junior partner to tho bo nlor, na the Intter threw back tho cover of IiIh desk nnd prepared to nt tack the mall. "Iht IT' nsked the Hcnlor, smiling. "I didn't know IL" "You look ns If nomclwdy had loft you money," pursued the Junior. "You wnnt to tnko cnre how you come Into thu olilco beaming llko thnt or tho of fice boy will be asking you for a raise." The senior composed his features to nn oxprestlon of gravity for n inomonL but tho smile came out again, broad ened nnd broke Into n Inugh. "That's not s had cither, considering," he anld. "Hut I glvo you my word I never thought of It lforc" "Of tho boyr "Of hn, hn I 8ny, do you know tiling hnve boon going wrong with mo this morning? I don't know when I ever got up feeling uglier. 8eo my chin?" "Cut yourself, didn't you?" "Yes, I cut myself, but thnt wasn't the only thing. I got up Inte to begin with and that nearly always make me mad when I wont to get up early for nny reason. I figured on finishing rak ing up the leaves on tho lawn and burning them In the back lot before breakfast. I worked like n nailer Inst evening on tho Job nnd I had quite a pile raked up. Well, when I looked out of the window I saw that tho wind hnd como up and' scattered them nil over where I'd j-oked. That was enough to make a man mad, wasn't itr "Certainly," said tho Junior sympa thetically. "Then, when I took up my trousers tho chnngo felt out of my pockets and ono coin rolled under tho bed. I struck a match to soo where It was and Uio flamo caught the fringe of tho rounterpnno nnd It got scorched pretty badly. It wns n counterpane thnt my wlfo thought n grent denl of, too. I burned my hand a little beating It out not enough to hurt n srent deal, but NEW MAB1SCHA1 COLLEGE AT ABEBDEEN. !&& W'tti'-Uh ? BB 5k ""..: . 1 T?!V ',$&, .'; ,- w -TV-, . - : t st jfypfr .iw 1 1 mniM itmummuu lin ne.wnowmtUFWii Tho new Marlsclml College nt Aberdeen, Scotland, which ban Just txct completed. Is shown I is tlm Illustration. It was dedicated recently by King Kdwurd during the qunrter-centeuary celebrations of tho University of Aber deen, of which Marlschal College nnd King's College now form a part Tho now Marlschal College U said to be ono of tho moat beautiful college buildings In tho world. Practically tho wliolo sldo of ouo street wna razed to mnko room for It, and among tho houses demolished wna tho onco hundsomo man sion In which Ixml Ilyron and his mothor sjient some years of iioverty whllo tho poet was attending the Aberdevu grammar school. Mnrlfclml Collego waa founded In 151)3 by George Keith, fifth Hnrl Marlschal of Scotland, who was born In 1&T3, nnd who died In Dunottnr Castle tti 1U23. Dr. George Campbell, tho celebrated author of "The Philosophy of Rhetoric," wna nt ono tlmo at tho bond of Marlschnl College. As a memento of Myron's rasldoueo on tho slto of tho school, It la suggested thnt u statuo of tho poet, preferably In granite, Iks erected at tlw new college. I'lrat Auto I" llotftitii. A. Q. Snyder, consul-general at Ho- Botn, rojwrts as follows, says tho New York Times: "Last week tho first nutomobllo mnde Its nppciirnnce upon the Btroet3 of Ito gotn and the excitement waa unparal leled. Crowds hnvo blocked tho high ways for wjunrvs, rendering trnlllc nl most lmHaslble, nnd grent Interest hns been aroused ns to tho possibilities thnt this modo of transportation may offer lit the future. "This nutomobllo Is nn American ma chine, and soino buslnesa mny result from tho present outhuslnsui. I shnll be pleased to recolvo catalogues from nutomobllo manufacturers of tho Uni ted Stntes for tiling In tho rendlug room here. "It la rumored thnt a concession Is shortly to bo given to a transportation company for tho exclusive uso of tho Cumbon rond, which lends from tho upper Mngdnlenn Hlvor to llogotn. Au tomobiles nro to bo used exclusively by this compnny." Practical (llrltioail. "Whatever olso mny bo laid nt tho floor of tho school girl of today, she can't bo anld to bo Impractical," said n Virginia matron who has been visiting enough to make me foot llko snylng things best left unsaid. I Just caught n glltupso of tho coin and I took It for n V gold piece. I had n couple of thorn In my pocket nnd I'd only picked up one, so I crawled under tho bed after IL I'm n pretty tight fit for tho spnee, by tho wny." "You're not ns slim n you used to be," said tho Junior. "Go on ; my henrt nehes for you." "I got a lock of hair tangled In tho wire spring. You needn't louglu I haven't much hair, but I hnd enough for Hint I promptly extracted pnrt of It nnd pnrt of It I left there Then I got my penny and backed out. knock lug my head against tho sldo rail na I did w. As I rose to my feet I saw tlio (' gold pleco nestling coyly against tho foot of the bureau. So It's no wonder I cut myself when I shared or thnt I wn not exactly pleasant to my wife at the brenkfast table when I blistered my throat with tho coffee and she told me I usually made such u fuss If It wnsn't boL "I don't blame you," snld tho Junior. "Hut that hardly explains your pleasant humor now." "Well," said tho senior partner, "I started for tho trnln full of gall and bitterness, nnd with four minutes to make IL Wlsner was nhcad of me. You know Wlaner, don't you? That puny, dignified chump wo met In tho drug storo Inst time you were down. Well, here enmc tho train In nnd I wna still 200 ynrds from tho stntlon nnd Wlsner wns n hundred yards nbead of me, when he stubbed his too and went rolling and sprawling right Into tho mlddlo of the worst puddle of mud you ever saw, his hat under him. "I didn't stop. I mado n spurt nnd I Just got on ns the train pulled out. I looked back then nnd saw Wlsner scramblo up, covered with mud. Ha grabbed bis hat, made a short run nnd then, seeing It wns no good, stop ped nnd shook his fist nt tho train. IC you could have seen him! "I'd been having hard luck myself, but well, I've been feeling happy ever since."--Chicago Dally News. HmmM ' .5.7 -1" I frlonils In tho city. "My friend has a 17-yenrold dnughtor who hns been spending a vacation with her parents. For sophistication she Is ahead of any ono I know. I folt mysolf a child In worldly wisdom besldo her. "Sho Is na pretty as a picture, and when she snt on tho front steps in tho evening admiring glances wero cast in her dlrectlou every tlmo a man passed tlio house. "Ono young fellow wns evidently hard hIL It got so ho would walk: half tho evening nud nlmost fall oft the curbstone in his efforts to look at the girl. Finally I asked ber If sho had noticed him nnd If sho know his unme. "'Know his name? Well, I should sny,' Bbo replied. 'I'vo found out his; nnmo nnd whero ho Uvea nud whoro ho twrrow8 his money.' " Washington "ost CuuUriuntluii, niobbs Poor old HJonesl Tho doe tor anys ho wou't live six mouths. Slobbs I'vo been tolling him that for tho last two years. Philadelphia Record. It la safer to dc business with a crippled mulo than an unloaded sua. I -IWflBSBBl .i, " ansssj 111 3""H