PERUNA PRAISED. Mna, caTHEn m. MiLNcn. I ! i in j lump MwiiMiif I'Dopulpdfeionco I iioi 321. UoOi.n, ohi-. Dr. H, II. lUrtiiimi, Columbui, Ohio. DrnrHli! I win a UrrlbU auffrrrr from prlvlc wruknr. ami haul ItrutUtlir continuously. I n nut able to do my liuuaottork lor UtjraeK and litialtaml. I wrote you and drucrlbed my condi tion riKurly m potslblo. You recom nieinlml I'ltruna. I took four bottle of It and waa complMrly cured. I lliluk I'cruna p wonderful medicine ami liava rrcominendtnl It to my friend with the wry best ol rnnlli. Kithrr M. Mllner. Very Irw ol tlm Krrat multltuda of women who liavn boen rollsved of toma pelvic dlirme or wtiaknrnt by I'orniia rver ronrtnt to ulvo a testimonial to be read by the public. Thern Me, however, few rournRO. oui, self tucrlflclriK women who will for the inke of tlielr aufferliiR alitor allow their cum to be publlfhrxl, Mri. Mllner It one of thfie. In her uratltml for hnr restoration to health he ii wUllriR that the women of the whole world ihould know It, A chronic invalid brought back to health la no email matter. Words are Inadequate to eipreie complete gratitude. A GRAirruL ICTItH TO DM. II AIM MAN aid l.lha m linn. Mt want to ct an alarm clock,' the ctutomrr. "Here's one of tllrer plate for 1 10," mid the clerk. Too Mill." "Well, here one made of nickel for IV 'Too high yet." "Ifero'i one made of gun metal for 12." "fJun metnl? That sound all rlcht. I want It for my 12-yrar-old hoy, nnd If It Found anything like a gun wlnm It for off In the morning I glint It'a what I want."- Yonkrr Htatntuan. i M. Viih' Dears end til rlrrenue Dufa.ea O t rmanenllr rami he Dr. Klin.' a llr.at T Ileatef.r. heart n.r VllKK IllrUI Imltl. ahd tMeilM.Ur, II ll.Kllu ,1.1. Ml ArrliHt.,rbll.,IV Afler n Fatahlnn, "I premme," mid hla old frlrml, "now that you lure a young man an assist ant pastor, you dltld Ilia pariah work with him." "Yr," answered the elderly preacher, ecratehlng hla chin reflectively. "I sup pOM you could call It that. He dori the marrjiuc. and I do the burying." Mow's ThtiV We o(Ter One Hundred Dollar Reward lot ?nrcunu( Catarrh thai catinol be euied by lairefalauli I lire. y. j. i.iikm.y A co., rroi., Toiroo.fi. We, the umlerilittt.t, liar known K. J. Vlifiitr (ur the Inula years, ami Ullere him )rlsotly hunureM tn all builneis Iransee llutia and rtnanrlallr able locerry out aoj ob- lie atlnna fnaila he their nr Wgar A raUAI.WhuIeiela Druiilits, Toledo. O, IYAUJINII, KIMHi gliW. Toledo, O. inn W.LUINil, KlKHiM A JiamIM, Wboleiel llriig. litis. Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cur la taken Internal!?. Mt lug directly upon the blood and mucoui iur laces ol the eysleui. I'rlc 7Je. er bolU. Void by all Druggists. Teillmonlali tree. Hall's fatally fills are the ben. lUIUed. "Doctor," aiked the caller with the bad ly Inflamed eye, "what will It coat to take thl grain of annd out of my eye)" "I (hull probably hare to charge you ft for the operation," aald the eminent ocullat. "I can rarry It cheaper than that." re joined the other, turning on hi heel and walking out. Thili, owing to the greed of both par- tie, another prospective deal In real rs fate ram tn tiaiirhl Plilr-am Trllmna. Nnlvnlloii unit lliillrnnil IIn tea. A writer In Ilnrpor'N Weekly quotes an nimiHliiK utory nitrlliiitt'd to Dr. Hire of Hprlugllold, nproNiH of tin recent mectluK of rullroiul iiirn uiiil their law yer to Hud out whnt the new rnto law roitlly mctmi. Dr. I Hop, It ecni, uicd to tell of a young Mvthodlit who wont forth from Wllbrahnm Academy to preach hli trial Rernion. "What wn your text)" he was naked when hu came back. "How ehall yo escape If ye neglect ao great a aalrntlonV" "A good text how did you handle It?" "Find, I allowed 'em how great this aalvatlon U, then I allowed 'cm how to eecapo If they neelcctel It." ( Kind, Teacher Ml Iladger, what do you underatand by "the privileged claBse)" Coed 'J'ho botany clavaej, lliey caa 40 out la the wood once In a while, A remarkable IhiImmIciiI irliiicn of Jiipnii Ih m hollow Ireo trunk hlxty-llvc feet In clrctiiiifcri'iKt) (tuitaliilng 11 Itv liiK trio nine fii-t In circumference. Tin older treo wim dt-ntniyi-il alMiut UMJ yeiiM iiK, leiivliig thirty feel of trunk, mid the Inner treo In nlxiut 110 ymm old. HniiUc veiiiiin, Hiiyn 11 llrltUh jihynl (lull, Iiiih been allow II by n-cellt renenrcli to In 11 IiIkIiI)' ii)inKiMlti' mihatiiiici-, mil tnliiliig viirloiiNpiilhoiiouii proteiil ImmIIim, which iiro vitrloualy iirfi-cti-il hy heat II lid HlllircHCI'Ilt KIlllltlOIIH III HUllllgllt. That It him an little liule erfirt wln-u taken by the mouth In dim to It hIIkIU nlmurplliiii by tin Htiiniiicli 11 in! iilteru Hon hy the bile nut! imtiiTi'iitlc Juice. The ohliMt elnne ax known In claimed by Al. II. Coleaworth, a VorkNhlre mini. The cml circular hluih U iiImmiI eight liichi-N ncrimN, an liuli mid a half thick, unit ground dim 11 to 11 Hue edge, with 11 Htlrf, alout luifi, .Hlliy cut to lit Into 11 woiMlen cleft handle. Ktrlated Heniti'lieei proe IIn preglaclnl origin, mid etiiliUli I lie existence of man In the North of Ktiglaml In pre glacial llmm. Cortlclle, the new I'orluguexc hisit In Niilatliig iiinterhit, Iiiin griiiiulateil nirls for IIn prluclp.il coiiiiNiiieut, hikI It It claimed to I- a iH-rfect Inxiilatur. n- elating the grenteat extrclueN of clllilttte mnl the nttncl. of luwl, even of white itlllN. It cilli ! enuiil mid iNireil like wood. It In nut Inlliiiuinahle, mid In of value for inaiiy puriMxea. A oiverlug of It for atcHiti iIh.h nud liolle l 1 ImIiiihI to erftH't m gritnt iwOiig of heat, coreeepoiidliigly riiliicliig the tempera ture of the boiler room. The new llali enr of lr. Kugeiie Krl welu, 11 (leriiiiiii. cHrrlw ik ht-Hty tmik of water, hut kcejM (lie fUli allte dur ing long Journey h In h atipply of Ihjuld JllNt Niiltlclelll tu keep the gllU MioUt Small puiiiHt keti Hu- Hater In coiitant (irculntloii, iMwIng It tlimugli an oi imrnitia Hint ilwrgeN It with oxygen mid cxtrnctM the itirlMiule ncld. In the lulxirntory the Hli are plnccdou Nhelvea III a large glnn -Me, mid here, entirely out of water, pike, trout, Ihim mid other lliuuil criitlurcH llu- contentedly for an Initi'lllille time, having been hIiouii to Ih- iin much ulhe a cut at the end of thirty hotiM. The oxygen Niippllcd I kept moM hy paanlug through water nnd by 11 wet cloth on the Moor of tlm CU'. Dtirlung the cetehrntlon of the feto of the cummer Hilln- oil the Niiuiiult if the Klfel tower mi extraordinary meg. aphoiie, ciijMlile of carrying Hie luimati voln to 11 dlatiiiuv uf nearly two iuIIon, uiin eiiiploel to aumxc the ParlxlHUN. The apiHinitii In the luuHitloii of MeMrN. I.Hinlct ami (tniiiiHint. Tlie tm iiieiixe uiiigiilllcalliiii of hiiiiiiI In pro diitwil by the aid of a m-rlo of ex plmJoiiN of a detouatliig icon. The ie touatloiiN are goteriieil In period mid luteiiNlty by the iiiiiemeiitN of the NtyliiN oer the phoiiogiuphlc record biNirlug the original luiprcmdoiiN of the miiorouN lhratloiiN, An 11 greater or Iom-x iiiautlly or gaa l mlmlttnl u liiteiinlly of the hiiiiiuI In viirh-d. With t Ills machine wonU uttered In mi or dinary tone are clearly heard inure tliuii JUKI fed uway. Aciiinlliig to Mr. I. Ileiulliiger, of tlm I'lmleiir limtltute of t'oimtmilluople, all ii-cciit exNrleuce In unllcil In proving that hydrophobia, although Koiiielliiie eMiuimieoUNly curable lu dogM, la In nrliilily fatal In I1111111111 belugH iiiiU-kn Hi. developmeiit U prctciitcd by autl tabic IniK'ulatloii. Dr. IteiiilliiKcC re vlew'K, III the Itevile 8elelllllliiie, the uirliniH recent elTortN to ilUcuwr a nin1- tlve cure for hyilrupliohla. The ilrxt eH-rluieulN wltli ratlliiin appeared to ghe proiulNe of hiiivchn In tills tllriv t.ou, but later lim-stlgiitloii Iiiih hIiowii that the apparent clllcacy of radlo-iif tlvlty In iteHtroyliig the vlrim wiih tie. ccptlve. All other alleged curen have iiIko been found luefrectlw, but, for tiinately, the preventive imwer of tlm I'liHti-tir treatment coiitluueN to be tlem- oiiNtratcd whenever that treittuieiit U applied lu time. Tliern Win nn Old tVoinnn, Kin, A Mont llttlo woman oil mi limit WiiNhlngtoii Kticet car looked around iinxloiiNiy for ncuIn for tlio children who were with her Two of the older girl had Imlilc In their anna, accord, lug to the liidlamipull Htur. fcojilo 011 the car dltl not know whether It won an orphan' home picnic or a Hun tiny Rchtiol convention. "Meg pardon, lady," wild the con ductor, "hut you have given me only eight ticket." "Didn't know you charged for babea In anna," xnlil the llttlo woman, n Nhe kept her eye oil all otluir member of her party. "Hut there nrn nine without them," nld the conductor, apologetically. I'er hap he really thought the woman had only eight tlckrt. "Ktautl tip, children," commanded the little woman. Khe nn ImpurloiiN In her command, and Immediately after her older to Ntniid up they all aroiio to tlielr feet. Counting them one by one, Iip pre eutly came to a little boy of about 8 yeur old, ami, pointing her finger at him, ahe anlil: "Hamniy, I thought you atnyed at bouie with the ret of the children." Klir IVna, A West Knd avenue man undertook to meet hi unknown girl coualn at the tutloii on TucNday. He approached a young worn nu In blue nnd atked: "Are you Mia Hlnkcr "No," aald the young woman, "I am not." "I hope you will exctiae me," he ex plained. "I am hero to meet n Ml lllnke. Khe I my couiln. I hnve never acen her. My alater Kato I the only member of our family who know her, and alie couldn't come. Khe told me I would know Jennie becnuae elie I ao pretty. 'Juat pick out the prettlcit girl In the atnllon nud you'll bo aure to atrlkc Jennie,' he aald." The young woman bluabed, the young man alghed. "I don't know who to aak next," he aid. 'There doenn't aeem to b nn body eUo In the whole ihootlng match that coiiir up to the deacrlptlou. I gucft Jennie dhlu't come." A tall girl In brown .it beatde the girl tn blue. Khe got up nud glared nt ihe young man. "Khe did," ald the girl In brown. "Oh, lord," anld he. "are you " "I am," aald the girl In brown. And of courive nobody could expect a girl to be friend with a man ufter that New York Knit. The Nudum I I'miill). Mother wear Ihe "Nilihne" otmet (lllll-bonrdH allow yon how they look), Klati'l kvcpN her xklrt together With a "Nu-KInd" iiottnhook. At our hotnw we feed on "IIInn-KiiI," Drink the "Mnko-Jnv ICaw-lVe," Fprend our bread with "Wun-Kow" huttet Dip our toaat In "Hoc-Iajii" ten. Ilrhlget black the etove with "l'oll-Iah," Dae "Klee-NIt" 011 thu lloor: With nn "Yr'A" briiNli kIio Hcruh tlio Ilnudle of the big front door, All we wrnr, eat, 110 I jtmt n Nu-FiiNli-ttnd an It can he. Don't you think If Id-1-Ot-IcT Ko at leiiHt thlnkN II. I,. T. 3 A woman taking 011 a Hccoud mar rlago uiimt feel the mi mo nn a uiaii who Iiiih iilwayH worn tullor-iuade anlta and then cluiUKCrt to Imud-iuu-dowiiti. Trnaretr of bf flrrp. Suddenly then waa a wild ahrlek. The paaaengrr on the lower deck caught momentary gllmpie of a dark object ratling awiflly from above. Thry ruahed to the aide of the boat and (aied In horror at a woman' hat bobbing up and down on tb rapidly receding wave. It waa all they could are. Where w the woman? Dp on the hurricane drck of the ateanv rr, hare headed, and wringing her bands in deapalr. It waa her only traveling hat, and had coat her $.08. Inherited. Vincent waii altogether too garruloui In achool to plea hi teacher. Kucb punlahmeuta na the Inatltutlon allowed to be meted out were tried without nny apparent effect titoii the boy, until at liint the bend master decided to mention the lad' fault uHn his monthly re port. Ko the next report to Ida father had tlimo word: -Vincent talks n grent deal." Hack ciime the rejiort by mall, duly atgiicd, hut with thl written In red tuk under the comment: "You ought to hear hi mother." Nlur' I'roplieta. The katydid had been Inalatlnr that there would be froat within alx weeks. "I've no faith In your long diatanc weather foreensta," aald tb tree toad, "but I'm willing to bet there will be rata Inald of forty-eight hour.' Whereupon the rival weather bureau returned their nolay prediction. It la nature, for a woman to lovo n uiuu more than alio ihould. 'Pale, Thin, Nervous ? Then your blood must be in very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take it Aycr's Sarsa parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Wcknow what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. Thlt ! tha flrtt qaeatlon yoor doctor would aiki Ararour bow.li r.ulrtM Ha know, IfaatdallraoUon of tb bowali la atuolut.lr nUaito racovarr. Kaapyoar llvaracUva and jour bow. r.iuUr Lr Ukbig laxaUv d4o(Al.r'hlii. ys fxue J, O. Aiar Co., Ix)w.lL Maaa. o naauhsturara or HAIR VIOOR. A0UB CURB. CKEISY PeCTOtOL. iters RHEUM A TtSM ALMOST AS COMMON IN SUMMER AS IN WINTER. While the damp, cold, changing wcatlicr of Winter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a winter disease exclusively. Through the long months of Summer its wandering pains and twitch ing nerves arc felt by those in whose blood the uric acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated. Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en tire system. Its primary cause results from the failure of the climinativc organs, the Liver, Kid neys and Bowels, to carry out of the system the urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in contact with the different acids of the body forms uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the blood. This acid causes fermentation of the blood, making it sour and unfit for properly nourishing the body, and as this vital stream goes to every nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens from lack of rich, pure blood, the skiu becomes fe verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion arc affected, the appetite fails and a general diseased condition of the entire system is the result. Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable and dangerous trouble. If the unc acid is allowed to remain in the blood, and the disease becomes chronic, chalky deposits form at the joints, and' they arc rendered immovable and stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life. Every day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. The best time to get rid of Rheumatfsni is in warm weather; because then the blood takes on new life and the skin is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. With the proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and strcngtcn the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the body, Rheumatism can be per manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam mation, and for this reason are desirable, but they cannot have any effect on the disease. The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected. S. S. S., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing the acid and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength to every part of the body, U cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure for the disease; being purely vegetable, it will not injure the system in the least, as do those medicines which contain Potash or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. S. tones up every part of the body by its fine tonic properties. tfHj j4flBafc afjtfalaife While cleansing the blood of all poisons it builds up the ( .aa appetite and digestion, soothes the excited nerves, re V . Ife. duces all inflammation, relieves pain and completely laft ' kaa cures Rheumatism in every form Muscular, Inflamma KV llv H' torv Articular or Sciatic. If you are worried with the r fr mr nagging pains of Rheumatism, do not wait for it to be come chronic, but begiu the use of S. S. S. aud purge the blood of every particle of the poison. Write for our book on Rheumatism, and ask our physicians for any advice you wish. We make no charge for either. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GAr Laet Summer I had a se vero attack of Inflamma tory Rheumatism In the knees, from which I wm unable to leave my room for several months. X was treated by two doctors and aleo tried differ ent kinds of liniments end medicines -which seemed to relievo me from pain for awhile, but at the same timo I was not any usurer getting welt. One day while reading a paper I saw an adver tisement of S. 8. 8. for RhonzaaUsm. I deolded to Rive it a trial, which I did at once. After I had taken throe bottlos I felt a great deal better, and Z oontlnned to take it regularly until I was en tirely enrod. I now feel better than I have for years. CHAB. E. GILDERS LEE VE. 618 22nd Street, Newport Hews, Va. Overeonftdeaiee. "Ruffle, can you do a little firirlng for meT I want to win a bet. I your fountain pen In working orderV "Ye." "You needn't do It, Ilurele,. I't lott." Could I'rina an Alltit. Scott (with bill of faro) Chicken aoup, s-u-p-e. How Is that for epell Ins? Mott Supo la right. The chicken doesn't take nny part la It to apeak of. Iloston Transcript. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. Tiio Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature lift JMsa BaasVatBWBa3ajMajflaUMMN "vi&t&ffl&c&X Ilaekahecah. Upfardion What Impressed jou moit durlnc your trip abroad! Atom The louche I jot erery where I went, of course. GASOLENE ENGINES 1 1. tor... power lulljr watrauteJ, 110, All aliea ami tt) lea at loweit prteei. Writ tor catalog;, RCIERSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Ortion. HEAVES CURED! tSZftZl HEAVES traahl- .-.... ii..-. Caaihi, DlitiBatr aai lo4Kiill.ii. V.t.rin.ri. aoa ma aa4 racommapj PRUSSIAN HEAVK POWDERS DmiBtiU will t.l thtm. 1-rlraYMatdMl.r. Mo lr rnatU Baad (or fn bock. PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO., ST. PAUL, MINN QUS. H. UUY 03H Sutik aai rtrUiaJ. Waokult Aib Vr 1 HEAVES If mm T1IK IIAIHY M.Y KII.I.KU dMlrojrj all the nira ana anorua comlirltoavar home-In dining room, aWepln rocuo and all Slant where Claan. ii. at and will not aoll or In Inra anything. Try them onca and you will never l without 111. m. lfuot kepibr d.a era. lent prapulrt for wc. Harold burners. It UeKalb ave llrooklrn, N. Y. TTrcaKftW P. N.U. No, 39-06 w II KN writing to alvartUrtpUu winiion (! papir MAKE NO MISTAKE OILED CLOTHING will give you conv pieic protection and long service bu cjovt tvfford . to buy any outer Every garment guaranteed The best dealers seS tt WW P T1X I I' Dr. G. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Th'a woort.rrnl Obi ea Ductor la raln (real twcauM h curea peo4e without opera tion that are Kite, hu to die, 11 cure. Willi IbiM wondetlul C'li n.a herb, too... kuJs tarka and TeKatablra that are entirety uf known to medieat ac enralulhlaoinmry ThrojjUiba iiwuf thoa. barm.rM remrdlea ihla lamou. itoi-lor know in. actum moirer m u narrot r.m.Ule. which heaurreMrully uea ii, iliK.r.ni dwam, He saarantreatacurern arrh.aalhma.lu . brNU. rh.uniailim, nr ..uannu, atouiu u. tler k u n.ja, etc. t hat htitdred. ot tt at muolaj. lliarirea moderate. I ait and aeo Ima I'aurnu oulurtbartty writ tor btaukr andrrcoUra. b.o4nnip. LX.NL i.Taj ION a-uUfc. Udrttt THE C. CEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162', first St &. C. Cor. Morrison Mention fapar. PORtlAND. ORCGO.NL a&aaaAtO ISTnCXa i h fhQuialBi. muleTeam BORAX For Baby' Bath; for Baby' Clothes: for an Eye Wash, Mouth Wash, Sterilizing the Bottle, Washing Napkin. ABSOLUTELY PURE All dealer. Frt Bam pi a llorax and llorax Hoap, llooklel and bour.nlr llotura In colora, fur 10 rent, and Itoaar'aiiam, 1'AUle'tU IUAUY 11011 AX uu, uaaiaoo, iaj. W. L. DOUGLAS $3a50&3.00 Shoes BEST IN THE WORLD W.L0oug!as$4G!ltEdgalin$ cannoiDeemniiemianjpi ea Tt Shot Otaltrt W, I. DouaUt' Job. wna Hanaa la tli 100.1 wuipleta In this roumry Mm lfi X wrisrieSjw HrtS W- J Urf lctr? CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addrtssss In Portland ot Rear, sanlatlva Business firms. CltKAM BKl'AllATOlta-We guarantee the U.a. Heparator lobethabeaC Wrlta lor free cataio. Jlai.lwood Lx, mil and Oak. MKN'SCLOTIIINO llultum a randlaton, aola aitnta Alfred llanlamla k Co,'a correct clothes, tverrlhlnr in m.o'a ruruUhlniis. Morrison and Hlsth atreata, Ojpualta poatuUlc. I'lANOS Jt 0U(1ANH-Mauyna loitrum.nta re verllo us account alcknraa or ramoyat of buyer Write for daacnpllou oT p'anoa now on hand, tarnjNet. Write today, UUbart Co., forUand shoes roa jkvkrybodv at ah. ritTcB. Ken's Bhoaa, IS to t.0O. Pot' 8Uoe fa toei.uo, womena.cuioea, 9ajv o .i.du. Mi.Ma- at cnuaraa's anoes. sui.xo v ii.ua, Try W. I. JJoujIaa AVoineu'a, Mlaaea anil ChlMrea'aaliova) for atyle, lit aaMl wear they etscel otltcr uiakes If I coultf take you Into my larx factories at Brockton, Mass. , and 5tiow you how caretully W.L. Douglas shoe. are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit fcetter. wear longer, and are of greater valt4 than any other make. Wherever you live, you caa obtata W. u Douglas shoes. HI name and prk U stamp on the bottom, which protects you against nigra price and Interior shoes. Takv no tutnl tut. Ask your dealer lor W.L. Douglas stwea and Insist upon having them. fait Viler tys'su una; tnty mm nor leear tnutm. Writ torfiluatrattd Catalog ol PaU Styas. niUVVUULAB, uepi. j, nrocaien, i - . ,-e AAt, !' m