The Song of the Hair Thcro nrc four vcrncs. Verse 1. Aycr'a Ilnlr Vigor makes llio linir crow. Verso 2. Aycr'a Hair Vigor stops falling Imlr. Verso 3. Aycr's Ilnlr Vluor cures dnnUrufT. Vcreo 4. Aycr'a Hnlr Vigor always re stores color to urny lialr. The chorus Is sung by millions. - nfore mini ' Hair Vleor I had r IMn and ry iiHir hair . Ilnl f rnntlnul lii in III VUor ultUl ttif lialr crcnllr Iniciofni In Tlf y, I ! If ntt mil vn fnr ill iltfn 7Mr(."-Ulu. it. Iibummonii, rrlk, M J. A M4 bv J, a. Aymr 0 , Iaw.1( Mm. aiiv ninu(iiunri (ARSAPAG1LU. PII.IJI. ClttKKY PCCTORAU iters Hail Idioky I'xinpn, Mm. Hhrowahiiry 'I'lmt nmn who Juit passed UK win Mr. Hntehi'ller. I haven't seen lilin ntneo wo wero mar. rle1. IIo pmpoard to tun once. You should hava ruii the look tin gave you. Mr. Rhrnwnbury That to Gloat ed, did ho? Philadelphia Ledger. Mothers will ninl Mft. mallow's Boolhlrif Bjrnii the bait remedy to use (or their eblldru during lit tetliltig jrlot. Information Wanted. tlpinon Ye, in deer boy, I am very proud of in family trtt, donclier know, Downing 11" you erer whitewash It 7 Uppson Whitewash Itl What for? Downing To ktp tha lusecls off, doncber know? MALLEABLE IKON STUMP PULLERS r'aalaal, lllilt aiJ tlritt(.l Klunip Pullar ca Ilia inaik.u III llurM p-m.r tliwe WHU huOtl. Will lur llMIIll iailii mi nri. - . s UlllimSON MACIIINIIUV CO. real l Mwrl.on 3lrl CorllanJ, Or(s A rcw tiAKGAiNt or The Amrrlcnn Ileal t state & Guaranty Co. Un otn OhinIi' II .r IlAlrr llaiwh, lek 4 rurnlur , l. tie Aer Dairy llani-h and Wall farm, IV): tAri fruit farm, tl.fcn. khiI.III I'mii? TJArr farm, ! bwlMlhti and flMll, lluOi O.trr I'aim, l,l 10-Arr 'rm,tl,Ogu. IULI ami Livery llara In aiuall town, !.". lhrU Mtreuandl slur at HU Jehn. Invelr. full lMrf mlln at omc, mH Hatralli Hi. Iloom 1. rvrtlasd, Oruu, W. bar aetata a.rrh.i. E enucaTtaM OlptWieut.rrtorn u vlihln rum anj a44ictii of yoUtulf " t o ur ? fitcnli.anJM 4l "li" roUN ; J wr a IpviIm ", an a will rtIH , you wHh IJJUO on our KJ.OO KMntMp. 1 Our Mhonl oOrr tuflonl inltr to ' iiuJnlio(llulnu,i)lhnJ, tmUih.tlC. I Omt lNtivciio-lovmir Tuition tltl Ml OIIIIHI It Ifl Mil THE MULTNOMAH t BUSINESS INSTITUTE I M, A, AlBIN, Pan. iiiih at. PORTLAND, OtlC. ', Fattens QUICK! Cattlt and Hoc for marVit HhorUn (attcnloi; xiloJ one fourlli. Hate I'ciil. FATTEST CATTLE. I f.J l'rtlaa ui ril Ual lUr aad lun4 AT In fMl illl ltr I..! f rlhM(n ! ih 1 iromMtr IVnttlan Hlink I'imxI well worth thtcnat I wiiuIJ rial bawllh out II. - W A KM or, farkrr, rt, I), pnPP 1talMd. I ltjU lolkadnlrr mwmmvImm nam siMtri to4r aRt vl a M7 ol lkrl'it kltwiaia'i lliia Iimi I'OHIIANU Mil) 4.U., I'ortUiHl, Oregon, Cuait Amnt BEST BY TEST "I hv tritJ alt kindi of watfrproof CaMla'ng and luw nevxr found anyilikij at any price to compare vviJi your Fiih Drand for protcatort from all kinds of vvtaJw.' fTft 4 ailr,,! af Ifta writ r af tal aanNihM lHtr 1 l4 hw at alliallta) Highest Award WorlJ'n Fair, 1901. A. J. TOWER CO. Bouon, U.S.A. TSaS'tnofiKaFoh rjWER5 TOWER CANADIAN Valrra iCarnuM rVtt rVatif C(ata; Dr. G, Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Till wnll.trrful till uaa lkair i rallitl grrat bis'aua ti otirr iH4iin wllliuut 0aia' linn Itial 1 H'l up to ill. Ha run vtllh IIiim vtuiil'itul I'm ma lirriw.,!"!!". limn, liark unil V ' ,l'1' that aia mill-" u kiifmn lii iiihI ral ao Mil liilklaouli i ry. I'll'Oiaii liouwui tin iiumlra rrimiHa Dili laui'U- no ur knima tlmuciluu ufoiarvM iliniiin r"iuili( whl li livaiirrraarully ur III illttrrin dliea.n. It aurniiitururCMa rli.aailiiiia.liinv.iur a, iliruniaiUni, nrruiini'. atumaili. llvrr k il nya, no. hat liuinlmla uf littlumnUla. llmrarainiHliiatn. I 'all and Vo tilui. fall nl uiitrtliiriy wrlln fur lilaukr ami n rculara. btiij atuihi .i. ly'imeui.rA nwiM riii'.i., iddroi THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 102)1 riral St., S. C. Cor. Morrlion Msntlun iapir I'OHTIANO, OI1CGON. P.N.U. No.4i-.90J S ff If w lir.U rrltliiir tiiitviirtliorapIuKo inaiuiuu mi jiair. A Kow runner In not ono wlio In conritiiiitly Into dolit mid rtinnliiK awny from crt'dltorN. llobhy How iiiucli foolwonr do you wvnr nut In n month, Tommy? Tom myTwo pnlra of alioca and a pair of my uiotluir'a allpporH, l Him Yen, Iiii'h mi nrtlat, u uiiinl cliin mid it pout, Ho poor follow! I liml no Idun povurty liml niivIi it hold on hlui, CIiIciiko Unity Now. Hlio 1 wonder why tho Imliy docHii't hi'itlu to tnlk. John? Ho Whv. I Kiioka hit'iiumi you don't kIvii hlui a cliiincti, dvnr. Yotikura HtiitCMiiinu. Old Ilonrdur How doc tho hcnf atcnk Intro couiiuro with tlmt tit tho honrdliiK hoiiao you Jtut left. Now Hoarder It'a nt'ck mid nt'ck. Haiti. in or it Anivrlcuu. Hill Did you over notlco how iiintiy tall iiioii you inii't In a tiny? .1111 No, but I'vd ofton noticed how uigiiy aliort tiieii ono ineeta when you want a loan. Ymikrra Htateauian, "Yea, Mlaa Myrtle," drawled IteKBy Van t'lokle, "there la a tlmu for nil thins." "IiiiIimmI," yawned the Klrl In the Itomnn chair. "Then you havo really Imiked at tho clock." "How can you let (Jeorjjo ho you around that way? I alwaya tliiiiiiclit i you ao lllilepninleiit." "Yea, dear, hut you tutiatu't fowl that ChrUtuina t not far off." Clovelaud I'laln Dealer. I "Ono dniiKr Mmut eitucatloii," unlit (Uncle Kheii, "la dat a youiiK man !a ll'lilu to atan' arotin' recltlu' Woodman, Hiaro Dat Tree, when he ounht to ho 'rlioppln' flrnwood." WaaliliiKtoii Htar. I "Marrlnicua, you know," remarket Jtlaa niderlelKh, "are tnada In heaven." ,"Oh, well, cheer up." rejoined MU YoutiKhtid, coiiaolltiKly. "You'll prob ably no thcro aomo time." Chicago Nuwi. "How do you know that Kolomon waa tho wlaeat inanr 'Tliafa oaay," HiiawerMl Mr. Diutln Ktax, "HU wli- dom la prored by Ida extraordinary accumulation of wealth." Waahlni:. J ton Htar. I Flrat KleVatwl Uoad Wrap That'a a tnlKhty pretty girl. Becond Klevat el lloail Ktrap Yen; and, wttnt'a more, ! can aiipK)rt her lu tho manner to which alio haa been accttatoiucd. Now York Hun, Lady What la It, llttlo boy? Hoy 1 coiuo to claim de roward you or j frrrd for u return of ycr canary. Laily nut mai ta a cai. nuy ', but tho canary li Inaldo do cat. Chi cnjro Nowa. 1 TraYcra I hear you are lec.urliij; on the Htreuuoua Mfe. Palaver Yea, t Kot tlrrtt of titiatlttik-, anil It'a ao much vaaler to tell other people what to ilo than It ! to do thlnjta ono'a aelf. De troit Kreo Preaa. I Parmer Skldtuoro (reading algua In n city hotel room) "Oaa bttrnetl all night charged extra." "Don't blow out the gaa." Time fellera la bound to catch you ono way or the other. Cleveland I.rador. I Father What did the teacher aay ' when ahe heard you awear? Hinall Hoy Hhe aaktxl mo whore 1 learned IL. Father What did you tell her? Hoy I didn't want to give you away, tia, ao I blamed It on to tho parrot Kx change. Flrat llachclor Buppoie you aavr aome beautiful acencry coming over tho Hocklei. What waa It llko? Sec ond Ditto It had gray cyci and brown hair and a blue gown: It nt Jiut bombs tho alalo from mo. Detroit Fmo I'reaa. (lunncr I'll wnlt otitaldo the barber ahop until you gt ahaved. How Ioiib aro you going to bo? Ouycr About eight houra. (lunncr Whatl Onyer I Yea, there la n ynralty eleven lu there waiting to get nn cndoMhe-aeu- son haircut. Thoy Wonr n Slnak. Nonrly every altopkcopcr In tho land la forced, In the conduct or hla busl neaa, to wear tho maak of diplomacy. This waa llluatritled tho other day In n downtown art atoro. An elderly Indy, connected with aomo of tho best families, made her purchases and pnld a small sum On ac count of n former hill and the gooda just bought. Aa alio placed the now bill lu her reticule she said to tho at tentive shopkeeper: "Now or no bothering me- about this, you know; no Bonding around to my place. If you do send a man I'll et tho dog on him." "You'll havo no trouble about it, madam," waa tho suave answer. "Tako your tlmo about it; all tho time you want," and ho atnlled llko a seraph until tho old dowagor'a coach rolled off up the street. Then ho turned to n friend who was taking It all lu and .muttered: "I) urn her old picture, I won't hco u ml cent of Hint money In nttio months. Hut what can you do? You'vo got to bo polite." I Tim Operator. A Now York matron bought n sow tug uuichluo recently, and her 11-year-old daughter, anxious for a novelty, Buys tho Now York Butt, la,ld out tho printed dlrccttona and attempted to run1 tho machine. All seemed to bo going well, till tho mother's attention was attracted by n deop algh and a whispered "O dcnrl I cannot find It." ! "What la It, daughter, that you cat- .not find?" alio asked. "Why. mother," was tho reply, "tho 'directions say, 'IMnco tho' screw to tho right of tho operator,' and I can't 11 ud tho operator!" , MRS. EMMA FLKIBBNER. Buffered Ovor Two Years Health W In a Precarious Condition Caused by I'olvlo Catarth. mm 1 i IMF' ' HEALTH and STRENGTH RESTORED BY PE-RU-NA Mrs. Kmtna Klelasner, 1412 Sixth Avn., Bcattle. Wash., Worthy Treas urer Bona of Temperance, writes: " I suffered over two years with Irreg tildr and painful period. My health was In a ytty precariout condition and I was onlous to find something to restore my health and strength. "I wsa very glsd to try Pcruna and delighted to II nd that It was doing me good. I continued to use it a little over three months and found my troubles rnmoverl. "I consider It a splendid medicine and shad never be without it, taking a dce occasionally when I feel run down and Ured." Our flies contain thousands of testi monials which Dr. llartman has re ceived from grateful, happy women wlio havo been restored to health by his remedy, Peruna. lh Yniina: J'lillosopher. - 'Nother piece of pie, please, pa." "Hut you haven't flulshed your first piece." "No, pa. nut you know you told ro not to eat fast, And If you glva mo a second piece now I ahan't eat ao fast because I won't be niraiu mai mo second piece will be gono when I get through with the first piece. Pletfse, un." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Stats or Onto, Crrror Tolsm, I l.UCl I otKTT, I rsAMt. J. L'naaar snaxe oath that be li aanlor arlDr of tha arm of K. J. ('Naxar Co.idnliir bu.lDoaln tbo ;ilyolTolto, t'uun. ty and Hlate afoatald, and that talii arm will nartheautnofONi: HL'.SOIIKI) DOLlJtILM fi each and evrry caae of Catabuii that ranuot U curaa oy id uoi iiiLLaciTAkui liar. FKANK J. I'llKNKY. nroMoro. thliithijftrof Dremur. a ly.iksl Hirnrn ia lrnr m anrl anKall In " a a r -;..... Z.Zm " JasAtj io'iarr labile. Haifa Catarrh Cure litakan Internally, and act directly en the blood and mucoui turfacei el the tTttem. Vend for Uatlmonlat, tree. . . . J1"- J- CNKY CO., ToidO, 0. Bold by Prujrclal. 71c. Uall'a Vaialfy 1111 are the brat Htrttnunus I.lf.t. "Say," roared the Irate cltlicn'ai 'a ruibid Into the office of the Tillage week ly, "Where's the editor?" "Went to are bira personally?" queried tho office boy. "You bet 1 do," atuwe red the L c. "I'm xolnr to thraah hlut within an Inch of bla life. See?' "Oh, all right," a inner rd the boy. "Juat have a arat, plraae. There are three others ahead of you." - For bronchial trotiMr trr Plso's Cure for Coiiiuiutitlon. It Is a ptwid cough medicine. At drugglat. price 96 centa. A Oreat l.latlit llrcake. Proscr "Your friend Uurrctt Is dead." v uv iiiiifunniiHCi i? ujv t ni ut a. . .a. .a a. nia rooms last tilgut roruiug my latoat tioom to him." Proaer "Como along with mo to the Inquest, then. Tho coroner Is still lu tho dark aa to what caused tlmt sudden relapse." Clovelaud Loader. St. Jacobs Oil for many, many years has cured and continue to euro miEUMATISM NKUIIALCIA. jVUMUAGO I1ACICAC1IE SCIATICA SPRAINS imUISKS SORENESS STIFFNESS FROST- I1ITES Price, 25c. and OOc. Hne.tOou.hSiiiulilf.'b. W P71 In Um. Bold br druiral.u. UM t o iBSjjrPTB'Tj s I v a . it "VrejaMre-e SclAtC TUB e-e-r UOWIL'S INDIAN IIGIir. I In K'i Jntiiea Ilowlo and hla broth er wuro prospocllng for gold along tho Bun Hahn lllvcr, lu Tcxiih, when thoy wero nttncked by IiiiIIiiiin. Tho light lug In died only ono day, hut for aovoii tlnya longer tho Indians aurrouudctl tho parly, to prevent their oaenpo. In llio hook enlltlod "With tho Mnkera of Tuxiis," It In recorded na tho uioat dcNpurnto Indian haltlo In tho history of Texas, Tho number of tho Indiana being ao much greater than oura ono hundred and sixty four Indians to cloven whlto tnon It was agreed that "Ilezln" Ilowlo should go out to talk to Uicin, and endeavor to compromise. Ho and Dnvld Huchnnan walked to within forty ynrda of where they had link ed. Ho requested them In their own tongue to send forward their chief, na wo wanted to tnlk with him. Their answer waa, "How do you do?" In KiikIIsIi and a dlschnrgo of shota, one cf which broke Iluctmnan'i leg. Ilowlo returned their salutation with tho contents of a double-barreled gun. Then taking Huchannn on hi shoulders, ho stnrted for camp, Tho Indians opened a heavy flro upon them, and when their shot fnllod to bring down Howie, eight Indian on foot took after him with toum hawks. When tho Indiana wero close upon him his companions rushed forward and brought down four of them. The otlier four fled. Tho Indians now opened a heavy flro. Their chief, on horsebnek, urged them to the charge. James Ilowlo cried out, "Who Is loaded?" All our guni wero empty with the exception of Mr. Ilamm's. He was told to "Shoot that Indian on horseback." He did ao. Ills shot broke the Indian's leg nnd killed bis horso. We saw him hopping round Ida horso on ono leg, with his shield on hla arm to keep off the balls. Uy this tlmo we had reloaded, and aorernl balls pierced the shield, and bo fell. Finding that wo would not bo dla- lodged f"m the thlckot, they set flro' to the dry grass to rout ns from our position. Tho flro enmo down upon us before tho wind, nnd our situation looked draperate. The sparka flew so thickly that not a powder-horn could bo opened. Hut when tho fire reached the ring round our wounded men nn 1 baggage, we succeeded In smothering It with buffalo robes, deerskins and blankets. It was now sundown, and wo had Iboen warmly engaged with tho Indlnni since sumiae. Seeing us still ready for fight they carried off their wounded and gave up tho battle. CAT TRAPPED BY PRAIRIE DOG. Lnrcd Into a Ilurrow In Central Park, New Xork. Lured Into an abandoned burrow b; Ma nmiikvllrn vlrtlrn. flnn !. a cat who haa long preyed ou the prairie Iflnr-a In the menaeerlo of Central Park. ivi'w " "" anrji tho Now York Herald, won tru i ' I Pr,oned yterday for many houra i UlruUKU uie auuii.-,jr ui ayui(fuiif, ui:ii king. Dolphin was tho only prairie dog ou the surfaco when Green Kycs looked about for further prey. Frightened by the arrival of the cat Dolphin's 'sub jects sought shelter In their subterra nean homes. Apparently unconscious of his peril Dolphin remained on u knoll watching tho cat Suddenly darting forward Green Eyes mado nn attempt to solio bis vic tim. Tho latter, however, dodged the cat's attack nnd ran to tho other aldo of tho lnclosure, followed by Green Eyes. Then began n chaso which last ed for tnoro tlmu five minutes, nnd ended by tho disappearance of Dol phin into nn abandoned burrow Just as ho was apparently about to be caught by his pursuer. Green Eyes hesitated n few seconds nnd then started to aqueozo his body through tho entrance of tho burrow. ... I O f Ti II 1 I I tl f! Bl I I ft TtA Hfintll Oil iMtAl 1 A 1 I tl ! "" "" "v "" .v.. ... i iiina'B s way Insldo the mibtorrn- nean chamber. Wltmwsos of his nt- n ou uoipnin siooo in ironi or xuo , Indosuro for half nn hour waiting ror h,m to reapiwar, but ho did not come, nnr of tho burrow. Thoy wero aunirisotl soon nfterward to ace Dolphin poko bis bond cautious ly out of n burrow which evidently led to another passage connecting with tho underground chamber luto which ho had lured tho cat After surveying' tbo village with keon eyes Dolphin came out of tho burrow and lu re ponso to his sharp barks other pralrlo , dogs left their homes to come to tho, surfaco. While thoy were perched on knolls' late in tho afternoon faint cries Issued, from tho entrance of tho burrow which Green Eyes had entered. Thoy were followed by the nppeurnnco of his head nnd then of his body ns ln squeezed out of the burrow. HI- body was covered with dirt, nnd ho had ovl- ilnntlv lirifin rvimnnllnt ii .Hi. )tf.i im ...... .-...,...... ... .., ... .v out of hla prison. Without making any attompt to attack tho prulrlo doss ho hurrlod from the village. Tho Coquotto. Tbcro are scores of girls who aro nolther beautiful uor witty, but they aro natural born coquettes, and as a consoquonco are perfection In Uio av erage man's eyes. Tho beautiful girl gouorally banks on her faco being hnr fortune, but tho coquotto cultivates the habit of saying pretty, fluttering things, studying tho trick of amusing half a dozen men at ono und tho same tlmo and of making each man think ho Is tho one that Is being especially fa vorsiL fitn Francisco Call. l! ; OUNCES, .vir:rrt 25 ounces for 25 cents JAQUES MFC. CO. Chicago To art Idle " frw upon Tlokleil Jllm. The major found Itetnua aprswled out la the biasing sumhlne. "You don't seem to mind the heat, Re Bine?" "No, ah; tt Jea' suits me. De hottah t li de swtetsh de melon grow." "Hut don't your garden Buffer?" "Nuffin In deh now, aah, but tatehi. Like to see et ao hot det dey'd roaat right In de tround en den Ah wouldn't hab de trouble ob bulldlo' a fiah to cook dem." Says Americans Aro Learning How to Eat. In America, eating ia becoming morn of a Una art as well aa a pastime and accomplishment every day. Americans are learning how to eat. They have passed tho stage of civiization where ! anything and everything will go and aro becoming particular eaters. Nothing but the white hear of the wheat berry (Plllsbury'a Vltos) is NOW good enough for those who have tried this cereal breakfast food. It is the most economical and it is actually the "Meat of tho Wheat" Bteriltzed nothing added nothing taken away; puro white in color, it serves an appe tizing breakfast dish, mada in the greatest mills, o( the beet wheat, and by the oldest miller, PILL8BUKY. This is your guarantee. Put up only in two-pound, airtight ' packages. Look for tho words, "Meat of the Wheat." I A package will mske you twelvoj pounds of Substantial family food and ' can be purchased at your grocer's for 20c. Ask him today. He will gladly All your order because he knows he cells you aatlslaction. A Woman'a Opinion. "She says her husband's behavior Is due to tho fact that ho Is Insanely Jealous because of be'r beauty." "I'm aorry for her lawyer." "Why?" "Hecause the- Jury will give a Ter diet for her husband aa soon as they see her." Cleveland Leader. Prof. L. II. Bailey, director of toe New York state school of agriculture at Cornell, is writing several articlea which aro soon to appear in The Cen tury on the subject of the young man and the farm. He will tell why he thinks the young man now leavea tho farm, and he will show how tho farm .an he mado more attractive and bettor worth the young man's while. Dlnnionit lixpert. First Stranger Kxeuie me, air, but I andemtand you are a good judge of dia mond. Second Stranger That's right First Stranger Would you mind giv ing me your opinion of the atone In this ring? Second Stringer Don't know any thing about atoues; I'm a baseball um pire. Se? It is as impossible to conquer A "HiftM?! FS "E5lUT flMtV B t vVT rrlVff)Jy U jLaJULJaV diseases Contagious Blood Poison with Mer cury and Potash as it would be to conquer the kinfe of the forest in a hand-to-hand encounter, as thousands who have had their health ruined and lives blighted through the use of these min erals will testify. They took the treatment faith fully, only to find when it was left off, the dis ease returned with more nower. combined with the awful effects of these minerals, such as mercurial rheumatism, necrosis of the bones, salivation, inflammation of the stomach and bowels, etc. When the virus of Contagious Blood Poison enters the blood it quickly con taminates every drop of that vital fluid, and every muscle, nerve, tissue and bone becomes affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat, copper-colored blotches, falling hair and eyebrows, swollen glands, sores, etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover up these evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. ha3 for many years been recognized as a specific for Contagious Blood Poison a perfect antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reaching ia its effects on the Bys tem. S. S. S. docs not hide or mask the disease, but so thoroughly and 0 aJ kind. Treatise with instructions for home treatment and any advice wished. Without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CM V do crown and brldgwork wllnoal I ain. Our llyran' eiprrieiictf lu Ut work en able u to Ht your mouth couiturtably. Dr. V. A. le haa found a aat way to extract trrth alaoluivly without ialn. Dr. T I. Wis It au sprt at told aiUuf and crown and trU1-wrk. Kitrael n iroa wuo 4atra ur bridge are ord ml. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Falling IUJUm Third and Wuhlutton fits. Opu aveiilnca till o'clock. Hulidayk from S to It, Or Mala Ut OR. W. A. WISE' BAKING POWDER it the wonderful rililng powder ol the Wave Circle. Thouundi of women are brJnIn greater health and better food into their home by utinf K C Baking Powder. Coits just one-third what you always pay. If you have never used It you don't know what you've rabaed. Don't wait I Allfrocers. Book of rraanul " raqoMt. A Pertinent Question. A Chinaman was one day walking along a street In Glasgow when a doc ran up to him and began barking. He became greatly alarmed and dodged about all over tha place to avoid It A benevolent gentleman who happened to bo passing at Hie time saw tha trouble be was In and Immediately went up to him, and, putting him on tho shoulder, said, In a pacifying tone: "Come, come, my friend, you mustn't be afraid. The dog won't barm you. Don't you know Uie old proverb that barking dogs never bite. You surely-" "That'a all velly well," replied tha Chinaman; "you knowee proverb, and me knowee proverb, but does the dog; knowee prorerb?" CITO Permanently Cured. !oflt or Barroom rilO arwnrtdar,UMorbr.Klln'aUrrt:rre loiterer. Krtut fat FrS)3 trial bntlleandtrvatlaa. lit. It. II. Kllua, UiL.HI Artu HL. rhltadalDhl, Fa. A Delplilo Utterance. . Aa capable of varied Interpretation as the utterances of the ancient oracles waa tho speech made by a Swiss mountaineer who accompanied the Stutfleld and Collie exploring expedi tion through the Canadian Rocklea. They found It necessary to ford Bear creek, and Hans did not enjoy It al though be faced It with exemplary fortitude. Once safely across, ha turned and surveyed the stream gravely. "Severn! times you cross It" he said, enigmatically, "but yet once la tbe last time," CASTOR I A Tor Infants aael CMIirefl. Tha Kind You Hays Always ftogiit Bears the t&t&tfM$&! Slgnaturo That Deadly Hatpin. That deadly Implement the hatpin ot modern times, Is a descendant of an equally formidable toilet article used by Roman women. Tho Aspaalaa and Jtrllas and Claud Ins who decked themselves a couple ot thorjsaud years or more ago, to the un doing of tbe particular Balbus or Mar cus they desired to fascinate, wore bono hairpins of prodigious length. Yet. like the women of this present time, they seem to have experienced the same difficulty In keeping them In place. This fact came to light during oxcarntlons nt Sllchestcr, In England, a hundred or so of these bono balrplna being found In tbo Roman bath, col lected, maybe, by the bath attendant to prove all these centuries later that there Is nothing new under tho sun, and that In all ages the same little folbloa have been possessed by women. the kinsr of X jrY&yjstkjjs. mm completely cures it that no signs are ever seen again. S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the disease will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat ment. A reward of $i ,000.00 is offered for proof that S: S. S. contains n mineral inrrredient of nm OR. Ti P. W1SC.