"je st t NEWS OF THE WEEK lii a Condensed Form tor Our Busy Readers, HAPPENINGS OF TWO CONTINENTS A Roiumo or tlio Lou Important but Not Lois Interesting Evonls of tlio Pnit Week. T(t has started (or Panama, Southern congreessmoii nit united or n rain bill. A split In Mnrylnml Democracy may enjl Gorman's rulit. 1'lrn linn destroyed onu of tlio Prlnco ton college buildings. King Oscar Imn declined tlio Norwe gian tlinmo (or it member o( his family, Tlin rr.itr tnnv irritnl n rnimtlttiLlnii In Russia slmllsnr to tlml o( Great llrlt- nln. A prnlrln tiro near Mluot, N. I),, Imn dselroyod thousands o( tonn o( Imy, tiomo buildings, n large ninoiiut o( grain nml some slock, Tlio steamer convoying President Roosevelt from New Orleans to tlio warship at tlio mouth o( tlio rlvrr col liiltd with a fruit steamer. No ono was injured, nml nftor n short delay tlio president proceeded. Acting I'uhllo Printer Kfckuttn Imn la-oil In conference with tlio senate mill homo commlttenn on printing. Ac cording to him thousands of dollarn inlKht ho saved every your hy refusing to print worthless reports . A Louisville Southern passenger train traveling fit) ml tti hii hour plung mI through n lirldK" eight miles wont of Islington, Ky. A largo nuiiihor of passengers woro Injured, many ot whom will die. Tlio death lint In expected to reach tit least 1(1. Tlio only train running in Russia nro manned hy soldier. Senator Oormnn defends negro dls fraiiclileinrnt In Maryland Togo continue to receive tunny lion on from Japanese huin men, A now counterfeit silver ilolhtr has iimiln its ap-arancu In I'ortlmnl. 11 ro which InirniHl a Hot Spring, Arkansas, hotel caused the death of six gileata Knltrr Wlllielm ha lull mucin a wptocli waruliitf Ilia army to m ready It Is rumored that (lomiti la buying rim for Liberal and will Urt a rero lutlon In Cuha. All the lormatlltlcnof tho dissolution of tlio union between Norway and Bwe den have Iron concluded. ForelKn bankert havo refused to make another loan to Runla until peace la restored in tlio empire. It la believed tlio senate will ratify tlio treaty wtlh Haqto Domingo for financing tlio affair of that country. Leading banker of Kuropo Imvo formed n big organization to do unit lies in various Central America coon tries. It li reported from 8ohstool that tlio Russian battleship I'litelelmou, formerly tlio Knlns Potomkin, on which tlio mutiny recently occurred, ban boon destroyed by revolutionists. Cniml engineers say tlio work can bo done In ten year. Japan saya alio Imn no doairo to ac quire tlio I'lilllpplno Inlandn. Senator Foroker will leml tlio fight (or tlio railroads against tlio rato hill. Tlio American minister la acting aa mediator between Franco mid Vcno iiioIh, Itolibors wrecked tlio snfo in tlio ItldKuvillo, Indiana, bank, and eacapod with (),000. Tlio cxar has adopted Witto'a recoin iiiuudatlnu of enlarged auffraKoand will inako him promlor. Hpanlah Itopublleans have started iui KKltnlon lookliiK to tlio oatabllBhiuent of a ropubllo in Spain. Tlio flrat damiiKo unit against tlio Iro pioln thoator owners haa ntartod in tlio United Htatoa Circuit court in Chi cao. Booretnry Hitchcock favors abolish ins tho olllco of land receivers mid let ting tlio registers do all tho work. At prenunt thoro aro 110 receivers, draw lug n total fo 250,000 a year. Huron von Sternberg, Gorman am bassador to tho United States, says tho Anglo-Japancso Hllianco moans tho en tabllshment of a Monroe doctrino in tho Far Kast by those countries. Tho hoof trust haa mado a new attack on tho Indictments against it. A largo area in .Clackamas county, Oregon, has boon added to tho Cascado forest roservo. American customs officers liavo cap tured a largo amount of robol arms in Bantu Domingo. "Tho Niuarluo" Is tho tltlo of a now Illbllcnl and historical play just pro ducod in Chicago. Tho Northern Paoiflo Is to reduce tho running tiuio between 1'ortUnd and Seattle ono-lmlf hour. Tho monoy in circulation in tho United States shows a largo por capita increase for tho fiscal year of 1005. anANniEB ahe haiie. ForelK.li Agonls Aro EaKarly Picking Up Ooreals Whero They Can. Chicago, Oct. 24. Tlio American grain trado Is Junt beginning to reallxo that Kuropo Is practically Imrrmi of all roarno grain nupilos and In willing to pay whatovor prleo in nocensary to buji dy tho want. Unprecedented nnlcH of now corn, which this year is of excep tionally good quality and almost equal to old corn for all purposes, Is ono of tho algun on tho commercial barometer. Sales within two days of nioio than 2,000,000 bushels of harloy malt, at th . point alone, to aay nothing of sales at other centers, In another significant pointer. Agents of foreign houses are scouring the markets everywhere, pick lug up nil available durum wheat, which Is being greedily snapped up by Kuropo, more especially Itunnln, which Is woefully short of wheat. Thin is shown by the fact that Odessa, hereto fore the foremost whrat center of Itus sla, Is practically an empty port this year. Tho public has wondered why the wheat market has been quiescent while the export demand (or every other grain has been booming by leaps and hounds. Tho explanation Is easy. Canadian ex porters liavo been reaching into tho millions of wheal In Manitoba mid sending just enough to European mar kots to keep the price down until they can get possession of the entire North wot crop at their price. Farmers of the Northwest, in iimlr volepod country, have no atorago facll' Itles, and must send their wheat to market. It In going Into elevators at Montreal mid other jxdnls Kant and on the I'aclflo coast, and when It Is all cleaned up prices will undoubtedly lake n sftiisatloiiAl Jump, lor Kuropo has no wl eat and must pay our price. MOVINQ TROOPS HOMEWARD Trains From Harbin Aro Crowded With Men and Equipment. Harbin, Oct. 24. Now that tho rati lliatlon of (ho peace tiraty has I Ken announced to the asncmbl, jtortnls slou haa Ix-en given hy headquarters to telgrnph the fact that tho troops are being rapidly demobilized. All north ImiiiikI trains from the osltlon are loaded with troops and their equip ment. Half of all tho natlvo buildings In the northern part of Kuanchengtsu and vicinity have been requisitioned for use preparatory to this movement homo waul and many hula and building there and elsewhere will bo ubmI by those troops which the authorities will bo unable to inovo before winter. Lieutenant Onneral I.lnievltch, who haa lern barn since OeloW '2, con tempUtrn a visit to Vladivostok. A prominent general baa Iwjii apttolnUd t conduct tlia inuvrmriit ot KumUii prlaonara from Nagasaki. Tli HiiMO-GIilniNM bank t Jirrjmrlnc to rsojmn it former 'branched along tba Una of tho Mouth Manchnrfan railroad and la arranging to establish agencle at Dalny, Port Arthur, Yfnkow, Muk den and Tie Pat. Tho Amur railroad will bo Immedi ately extended to Illagoveatchensk and Kabarovsk J-ocal authorities are be ing re-Industries established. QOLD STANDARD IN MEXICO. Imports HaVe Risen and Activity la Marked In Many Lines. Mexico City, Oct. 24. The currency and exchange commission which has lieen In charge of matters connected with tho putting into operation 'of tho money reform, met yesterday under tho chairmanship of Finance Minister Li ma n ton. It was announced that the mint had begun coining new $5 gold pieces. Tiio monetary change to a gold basis has been opetativo now (or nearly alx months and lias brought about the stability In rates of exchange on foreign markets, regardless of tho variations in tlio price ot silver. Imports liave risen, owing to tho greater purchasing power of tho people. There haa been an increase of activity in manuracluring, mining, land trans actions, etc., -und Mexican exchange on a gold basis lias been effected without peitubatlou of any kind and resulting in Increase of general prosperity. Reform of the Service. Washington, Oct 24. Secretary Hoot lias completed a plan (or tho reorgan isation of tho diplomatic nnd consular service. Ho has recently worked out a schoino whereby he hopes to so euro the hearty co-oporutlon of con gress. Among other things ho will recommend increase of tho salary (or ambassadors, ministers and consuls; ownership by tho United States of its foreign legations; the merit system in the Ailing of vacancies in all jiosltlons under tho grades of ambassador and consul general. Mexican Crop Is Short. Mexico City, Oct. 24. Tho shortness of tho wheat crop is greater than was estimated a few weeks ago, and millers aro looking for the entire removal of tho.duty on American and Canadian wheat by the first of next year. Tho city bakers havo reduced tho bIeo of their loaves, assorting that it is Impos sible to glvo tho eaino weight aB (or inerly. Thcro nro Homo stocks ot wheat ln'tho hands of largo farmers hero, but not Bufllolent to bring down tho prlco. Protests to tho Porte. Constantinople, Oct. 24. Mr. Irish man, tho American minister, has ad drossod a note to tho Porto, protesting against tlio violation involved In tho ro trial of Gliirkls Vartanlan, of tho Porto's assurances that judicial proceed ings would bo Bimponded pending tho settlement o( (lie questions ot principle arising from Yortanian's claim to American citixonahlji,. DIG BYJONTRACT Government's Probable Action on Panama Canal. EXCEPTING GREAT CULEBRA CUT Doubt Whother Any Concern Would Undertako Thla Work on Ac count of Magnitude. 'Washington, Oct. 24. Tho govern ment of tho United States ia willing to enter Into contracts with corporations or individuals for tho construction of any portion or nil of tho Panama canal. This statement was mado hy Secretary Taft today, while discussing tho condi tions upon tho Isthmus and the policy of the government. There is some doubt in his mind whether any concern would bo willing to undertake the excavation of tho Cu lobra cut on account of tho magnitude of that work. It Is not the excavation that will bo so dllllcult as much as tho disposition of tho earth taken out of the cut. Hut aa to the other work the government will bo ready to enter into contracts for itn completion an soon as It is determined what type of canal shall bo constructed. It Is stated that contracts would not bo mado during the preliminary stages because tho gov ernment had to prosecuto tho work un til its olhcora know what was to be done and had a sufficient knowledge of the conditions to pass upon bids and mako Judicious contracts. STRUGGLE IS ENDED. Jerry Simpson Die After Illness of Several Years. Wichita, Kan., Oct. 24. Ex-Con grcsamau Jerry Simpson died at 0:00 o'clock yesterday morning at St. Fran els hospital, from aneurism of the aorta. He had been hovering bewtcen life and death for ten days. At the bedside t,otu Mrs. Simpson and their only child, locator Simpson, of Itoswoll, N. M. Mr. Simpson was conscious up to five minutes Iwfore death. The end came without a struggle. The ex-congressman's last tllncia be gan at the time of his final campaign for congress. In spite ot falling bealtti he continued his business activity, worktiic aa an aeent (or the Uefroeat- Dransr I .and comnanv. of Chicago, andlUunday next. operating an extensive ranch near llos - well. Hlx months ago his oonuuion to conault spUJiat, who proaouncd Lea uoumm to clow daring theprMcnco"""1"."' "t "!TVU n!l: 1.1. mal-dr hop.... From that tlm.lot tte dl.lljra..fcl r..lto, li m!.r "d"n 5!?-J.t.JFIZ ho continued to grow worse until final Ir compelled to abandon butinoM. lie was brought to the hospital here Sep tember 21. ONLY ONE LINE STILL OPEN. Strike Is Preliminary to General Sus pension of All Labor. St. Peterbsurg, Oct. 24. The rail road strlko situation shows no sigm of amelioration. Traffic across the cen tral belt is paralysed, while a genera strike, which broke out today at Khar koff, has cut off communication in an other great section of tho empire. Kharkoff is tho most Important rail road center in Southern Russia. The strlko affects, among others, tho lino to the Donetx coal region, on which litis sla largely depends for fuel during the crisis In tho oil regions, and tho lino to Odessa and Sobastopol. Moscow is isolated except tlio lino to St. Petersburg, while tlio capital has an international line, by Fydtkuhnen, open to llerlln. Tho strike is part of a geneial scheme hy Social Democrats to compel the emperor to grant universal suffrage and compel political freedom, but tho plan of tho leaders is to avoid a collision with the authorities. Their piesent purpose Is to make tests of tlio strength ot the various organisations preparatory to the inauguration ot a general strike of ail classes in support of the radicals at about tho time tho national assembly meets. Will Send Machinery to Panama. Seattle, Oct. 24. In competition with tho leading machinery houses ot tlio Hast, tho Hallldie Machinery com pany, formerly tho Hallidlo-Hcnshaw Hulkiey company, of this city, was awarded 73 contracts for machinery and supplies for the Isthmian canal. The class ot machinery which will be shipped from Seattle to Panama con sists principally ot engines, drilling mills, rasps and miscellaneous sup plleo, showing tiiat tho Seattle house is well equipped tn handle such busi ness in tho face ot such competition. America Great Gas Producer. Washington, Oct. 24. An Important report shortly will be issued by the United States geological survey on nat ural gas and its production and con sumption, It will show that in 1004 tho United States produced 08 per cent of tho world's knwon output ot gas, tho value being 130,40(1,700. Four states Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Indiana nnd Ohio produced 03.5 por cent ot tho output in tho United States Pennsylvania leading with 47 per cent. Wltto Appointed Premier. St. Petersburg, Oct. 24. It was per sistently reported in tho clubs and in government circles late at night that tho emperor yesterday had appointed Count Witto premier, witli tho port folio ot ininlstor ot finance. All tne papers this morning givo prominence to tho report. TRtlNQ TO HEAL 8PLIT. Negotiations On for Merger of Rival Livestock Associations. I'rnver, Oct. 2.1. Tho proposition to amalgamate tho National Livestock asso ciation and the American Stookgrowors association on a basis that would also dlsj)os of the much mooted question of ieprcntstlon o( the packing, railroad and commission houso Interests, was taken up at the Joint conference of the executive committees of the two organi sation it the Urown Palace hotel yes trilay. A plan outlined by a subcom nil.tte was voted down after a sorno what extended discussion and the sub committee Instructed to mako another effort to formulate a plan that would he acceptable to all Interests. The subcommittee will report again today The rctiort, which was defeated yes terday, recommended that the National Livestock association be changed to Na tional Livestock committee, consisting of representatives of tho producers of livestock. This committee would In turn apoint committees on railroads, packing houses, commission houses, etc, which would give those Interests a representation and a right to be heard whenever they felt the need of expres sion. The report recommended that the American Btockgrowera become known as tho American Oattlegrowers' association, with a membership con slstlug of cattle, horses and swine growers. Tho sheep men, the report suggested, should affiliate with the American Woolgrowera' association. FIGHT WITH FEVER ENDED. New Orleans Now Prepares to Wel come President. New Orleans, Oct. 23. Yellow (ever report to 0 p. m.: New cases, 7; total, 3,350; deaths, none; total, 435; new foci, 2; under treatment, 02: discharged, 2,832. Though Dr. Whl to would not confirm the statement, it was generally re ported today that practically the w'jolo forco employed by tho Marine Hospital service hero would bo honor ably discharged within the next week or ten days, in view of the practical extinction of yellow fever In New Or leans. There seems to be a general desire to havo all of tho men remain hero until the president's arrival, in order that they may participate in a formal presentation of the Federal fe ver fighters to the president, an event which it has been arranged will take place at the city hall. Tho enut-gency hospital was finally closed today. A thanksgiving service marking the clot of the fever fight, Is being arraog- a to takn place at Trinity clturcti on 1 Mayor IJchrman today Issued a pro- iciamatlon In connection with Uio visit J11 ...iT-).f T.ifir. i. .- the opportunity of manlfeatfDK IU am. tliar fA hnU nnmninnltta' mlarhr IS AST a prcciation oi Uie service rendered or the president In the fever flght. CHOLERA UNDER CONTROL. Attacks Europeans and Americans Rather Than Filipinos. Washington. Oct. 23. The cholera plague in the Philippines is belag got ten under control by the Marino Hos pital service. A peculiarity of the dis easo is that it haa not shown any ten dency toward location and the persons attacked have been generally of tho better classes. In proportion to the population there have been more cases among tho Kuropeana and Americana than among natives. Tho origin ot tho cholera has not been discovered. The body ot a person who died of tho disease was exhumed at Pateroa shortly betoro tho outbreak. The belief is growing, however, that cholera may llvo indefinitely in tho wells of Pateroa and at times become virulent. Many medical men aro in clined to believe that the disease ia in digenlous to the islands, A land quarantine haa not been in stituted and a cordon around Manila wouid require 100,000 men. This free dom from restraint has enabled the board of health to secure co-operation from tho natives in efforts to stamp out tho disease. Food Supply Running Short. St. Petersburg, Oct. 23. Tho strike in Moscow has resulted in practically a general suspension of railway t raffle, and tho effects of this are making themselves felt in a general advance in prices ot foodstuffs. It is almost im possible to get food and supplies through to Moscow, owing to tho tie up, and.there ia much suffering in the city, especially among the poorer class. Somo heavy consignments ot food have been stopped in transit, and it in im possible to inovo the cars into the city. Cruiser Lena to Leavo. Vallejo, Gal., Oct. 23. It is expected that the Russian cruiser Lena, which haa boon interned at the Mare Island navy yard for more than a year, will depart from here about November 1 . bbo will take on coal at San Francisco after she has received her breechlocks and other portions of her equipment now stored iu tho oidnanoe department at Mare Island. The olllclal orders ot release from tho State department and from St. Petersburg havo not arrived. Death List Growing. Chicago, Oct. 23. Later returns from tho storm which swept tho Great lakes for 30 hours, subatding yesterday morning, increased the known death Hat to 21 and tho number ot vessels either lost or dajnaged to 42. Several email craft aro missing, and it is (eared ttiat tlio death Hat will grow. Conquest -OEi Great American Desert Montana Is coming In for n big slinro of the general prosperity of tho country, and It will only bo n few short years when alio will rank with any of the Northwestern Htaten in agricultural greatness. The recent act of tho Interior Department of tho United States In setting asldo $1,000, 000 toward reclaiming three or four hundred thousand acrea in the Milk Itlver Valley Is but a beginning of n much vaster development of thla sec tion an tho needs grow apace. Al ready the agricultural worth of this to be famous valley has been ade quately demonstrated In tho resulta which havo followed tho Irrigation worka nlrcady established. It linn been successfully proven that all kinds of agricultural products grow in great abundance wherever Irrigation Is used. The sol In naturally rich nnd needs only moisture to make It yield prolific ally. The Orent Northern Hallway's main line practically cuts the valley In two. The fact that the government haa decided to begin Immediate oper ations will prove a great Incentive to tho people of that section who have always believed In the future of their country rind will open to settlement a vast area of rich land to the home seeker and Investor. Professor Klwood Mead, the Irriga tion expert of tlio United States De partment ot Agriculture, has home en thusiastic testimony to the great capa bilities of the Sacramento Valley when supplied with water, in canals and ditches, for Irrigation. IIo says, in an olllclal report, that Its available water supply should make It "the Kgypt of tho Western hemisphere." The irrlgnblo area of the valley is estimated to be more titan 8,000,000 acres, and calculations show that the nverago annual discharge of the Sac ramento Itlver at its mouth Is sum- dent to Irrigate every acre of tills great area. Professor Mead, after re marking that it Is a sinful waste to allow so much water to flow unused to the sea, aavo for purposes of navi gation, thus illustrates the astonish ing variety of the products of tho soil: "Within a radius of five miles In tho Sacramento Valley I saw every product of the temperato and semi- tropical zones which I could call to mind. Apples and oranges grew atde by side, as did oak and almond trees. There wero oUtcs from the Houth and cherrim from tba North. A. date palm I - -" ww went as the Betiti ot wheat or barlej I ,. , . ...an mrn or too row or Indian corn, aorae or the stalks of which measured fifteen feet In height. All of tlieae could have been grown on a single acre, and doubtless have been." In another rejiort the same authori ty expresses a like view, as follows: In September last I saw a part of the Sacramento Valley in Its most un lovely aspect. One of the trips taken wns from Chlco to Willows, two towns about thirty miles aprfrt, hut tho road thirty-five miles shrdlu cmfwyp shrd traveled mnde tho distance about thlrty-flvo miles. We crossed what is Iotentlally one of the most fertile and promising agricultural districts on this continent. For scores of miles the land rises by a gentle nnd uniform slope from the Sacramento Itlver to ward life foothills on either side. Wa ter would flow over every licre of tho country traversed without requiring much labor In Its direction or skill in the location of lateral ditches. The plains of Lombard) arc not better suit ed to Irrigation, nor tho soil of the Nllo Delta more fertile than wero these lands originally. For n half century they havo been devoted to tho unremitting production of cereal crops. Each season tho crop has been harvested, the grain shipped away, nnd the straw burned, nnd nothing done to replace the plant food with drawn. A more exhaustive form of agriculture cannot bo imagined. Al though this surprising drain has gone on for fifty years, it cannot continue forever. Tho absence of rainfall during tho harvest period Is ono of the great ad vantages of California, where the needed moisture can bo supplied hy Irrigation. It is likewise ono of the greatest obstacles to diversified agri culture where dependence Is had on rainfall alone. The natural opportu nities of tho district traversed are equal to, If not greater than those of the country surrounding. Illverslde, Col., which has been appropriately designated as the "Garden Spot of America," but a difference In agricul tural Ideas has produced a correspond ing difference In conditions. Tho bonanza wheat farm and tho bonanza orchard were In accord with tho spirit which from tho first has dominated tho Industries of Califor nia. It is a State of vast enterprises. Men pride themselves on great under takings and doing whatever they un dertake on a largo scalo. Whent can bo grown in this way. Tho man with capacity for organization can look after tho growing of 10,000 acres of whoat, as easily as ten acres. It is an Industry freed from detail. There Is a period of seed time and harvest, and long intervals of completo freedom. It has nono of tho petty incidents which go with tho management of a farm whero thero nro chickens and pigs, whero cows are to bo milked, aud butter and eggs marketed, where each month has Its duties, nnd whero there In no time when something docs not need attention. This nqrt of farming comes with hlgh-prlccd land and a dense population, hut it docs not ap peal to tho Imagination Itko tho plow ing of field so largo that turning n slnglo furrow requires n day's Journey, or tho cultivation of the ground with steam plows nnd harrows. Tho cut ting, threshing nnd sacking of grain at a single operation Is spectacular an well as effective. In thin respect It resembles the rnngo cattle business in Its best days. Acuta Inilluestlon. Acute indigestion may result from many causes, but when it follows Im mediately uptfn n holiday fennt, It ia usually attributable to overdlstentlon of tho ntomach, aggravated, perhaps, by the presence of such Indigestible things an pastry and plum pudding. It occurs a little oftener in children, but In them It Is rarely so serious in Its consequences as it in In adults, for nausea In more readily induced nnd mora promptly yielded to, and aa soon as tho stomach has got rid of Its burden, the trouble in at an end. An adult, on the other hand, strug gles against the feeling of oppression, and often Intensifies it while seeking to relievo It by taking stimulating po tions. In many cases tho first Indication ot the disturbance In loss of conscious ness or a violent convulsion resem bling an epileptic seizure. Sometime, Indeed, it Is dllllcult to distinguish the attack from one of heart falluro or an apoplexy, for both theso conditions nre favored by overindulgence. A dis tinction Is Important, however, for neglect of appropriate treatment in either condition may favor a fatal ter mination. The old ndvlco to quit a meal before a feeling of satiety has been obtained Is still good; one should cense at least before a sense of discomfort has been produced, and room should always b allovred for the accretion ot the gastrla Juice, -which in an adult often amounts to nearly a quart. When thu -walla ot thw Ktoinacln lu Town .aiata-utwl to their utmost cu pacify by food, ths Mfitoa of mo taactt IbM mM teem ot ttaetf raoivd so it-dace , taw, a tan car r or if toe distention prorema tbo se cretion of the fluid, aa It docm nor mal muscular movements, the process of digestion Is delayed, the food is re tained too Ion? In the stomach, it un dergoes abnormal decomposition, in flammation is Induced, and this ex tending to the small lntestlno may lead to more protracted illness. In the treatment of acute Indiges tion, the production of nausea should be favored. When vomiting occurs. It should not bo checked until tho atom uch has been relieved of Its burden. If It does not occur spontaneously, it should generally be induced. If unconsciousness or a convulsion has supervened, a physician must bo called without delay, for it may bo necessary to administer an emetic subcutaneously. Following this, a laxatlvo Is gen erally given, nnd. tho diet for a few days Is limited to easily digestible, uulrrltatlng food. Milk, of course, is tho safest form of nourishment, ex cept for those with wbohi It does not agree, and the addition to it of n little lime-water or Vichy will often remove nil objection. Youth's Companion. Troublesome Children. Everything Is relative, after all, even age'; yet one might suspect that tho "children" of one of Mr. Muzzey's Men of the Revolution" might have ar rived at years of somo discretion and proper regard for behavior. When I saw the old soldier, anya Mr. Muzzey, ho was the sole survivor ot those who witnessed tho Hattlo of Hunker Hill. At the ago of OS yeara bo was attending a Whig celebration held at Roston In 1830, and there I met him. He was a good-looking old man with a large, well-shaped head, blue eyes and mild expression. Ills whole, countenance beamed with benevolence. I asked him If he had any children. "Oh, yes, I havo two sons," ho re plied. "Why did you not bring them with you 7" Tho old man's smooth brow wrin kled Into a semblauco of a frown as ho said: "I didn't want to be plagued with those boys on an occasion of this sort." "Why, how old are they?" I asked, wondering It ho could mean his grand children. "Oh, one Is 70 and tlio other Is 72. nut I couldn't be bothered with them." One or Their Own Hot. A party of New York brokers) caught a five-foot shark tho other day while out yachting, As soon as It gavo them tho sign ot recognition they turned It looso. Denver News. It Is aald that a man never regrets back to work properly until after his honeymoon, and ho has bad hid sec ond quarrel with his wife.