u L Why Refer to Doctors Dccauso wc tnoko medicines for tlicin. Wo give them flic formula for Aycr'u Cherry Pectoral, and they prescribe It for coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. They trust it. Then you can afford to trust It. Sold for over 00 years. "A?t' (Jharry I'aeloial Ii a ratnady that hoMltl ta Im aiary liimta I lute u.rf a vraal 1 ii r II for liard matin anil rnUt, tint knuar lial a iiUinllil inxllrjii H It, ran not fariiinmaiiil It Iim, lilitilr." MAMS. K. Coll, ItjiU I'atlt, Mm, A Mada by J, o. A yar Oe., t.owall, Kui, Alio aaanuraelurtra ef - . JL IWMMILU itfrt' hi is. CyU O IUIH VIOOB. fynr'ai Pills urontly nlcl tho Chorry Pctornt In bronklnu up it cold. Tim llrrmitil Invention, "What do ymi romMer the gresteit In vention of liiiidurn Hum 7" 'The phmiograph," ailanarnl the po 1 1 1 leal boil, who was liarlng trouble trlltt oini of lilt loquacious tttionllita tr. "It never ssys thing tint Imii't been told to It lijr somebody Hist Viiunn whst be Ii tilklng sbout." Washington Hlir. Turkish women ilu not coin Into fori trol of tlitlr prlrntn fortunes until after marriage. '1'lirn I lie run illapnae of one tlilril of It without tli (midland's cnunetit. a rrw iiAiir.AiNs or The American Itciil Estate & Guaranty Co, IJn nlii r.mi.ly l Arr Hairy It.twh, rwli ami fimi.lur . )"!. 419 Arr- llrr tumli and I'.hii 'rn, .'), An fiuil lam, ii.mL iMtiiii I'mmii y T? A fp farm. vHii Iniililing. himI rruil II no 41 tr. I mm i)c lit-Aw lri,Mn. Il.t Ik I'll.lurr It III III am, I tiii,l,. lUnaial MirrlKlllLr II. laal HI. Ji.Iih.. Iiitilv. tut III IxriualMm Hi urt), Ills Hrnili hi. In. in A, 'hii land, Orgun, M. Iiata afvnia vtfyliia. a- m j w rruit rarm oartram On White Snlmon River Barg Two hundred acres (-10 leased school land) with HAO young fruit trees, most ly HilfoiilMtK uml Newton Mlcit On stage and It, i . I), r.uto. ?4 iiiiln from chool. Irrigating ilitt'li covnrlng gr dens mid small fruit". HtiH'k nml tools with place. Prun 11.000: $2,f.OO down. For iiirlhcr nrt trtilnrn address II. II. AIIIICNS, While Salmon. Wath. & Otpthli out, return to ut wlthlne tumet nj tJJrrii.t of iNiwlf ni lo ef yur ilnli, k4 tU 4it lin you kill proUN . nl.f bullion (alUi. nj t ll tlfjlt , ywt tth I5JO on oufK.SU) MUJ.nMp. . Our Khout orliti tirrpibtnal Jinlim to tluitnliof HaikMii.&lwilrKnJ, LniHili.ttc. Our IktituctiON-lomx Tuition . .iii m C.UIIHH ii hi t.ii THE MULTNOMAH ' . BUSINESS INSTITUTE : M, A, AlOIN, ll. . huh it POflTLAND. One. 'I WET WEATHER-COMFORT "I hi., uud ouf riBH OnAND Blkkif loflij'i file tn truth fuM ity that I naitr hatt hail anjthlnu gut m to much com. fori and lalliltatlon. tnrionil find my oriiif lf anolhtf on." (mhi aaaaooana 04 pviaiio) You n M ths bardett itorm with Toner's Waterproof Oilri Clothing and Hats. IHghf-st Awanl World's Fair. 1901. OUR OUARAMTCe IS OACK Of THIS OIQti or THE nut A.J.TOWEll 00. rjERjt tttltn. U.S.A. . Adt, m 70.VM CASADIAH CO. Limit, i TOaOMO, CAUDA ICittlii'rliin Cecil 'Jliiirtttou'H "Tlio MiiNijiii-ritilci" Ih to hu triiiiMlntcil Into HwoiIImIi, Norwi'Kliui uml DiiiiIhIi, 'I'Iki imlillc which ohjoclt'il to tho tnkliiK off of HIhtIocIc lIolini'H In l)r, Doylu'ri llrt McrlcH of tnlcH, oliJi-ttM iiIho to IiIh rcllroini'iit on a Itro fnrin In Kunt Tim niithor In hiiM to rrcclvo iiiniiy IiiJIith iicllllonliiK for "moro." A riivh'wcr of "AIIhh Ilullurd'H In ilrnlloii," V. I). Itowull'H hiti'Nt, "per liftiintift" n filiiKtiliir nIiiiIIu: "Mr. IIowpIN wnlkn tlclloutely, llko n cnt ovit it hrfiikfitNt tiililc, iiIoiik tin' lit tli) humlM nml ttiiiiN of woiiiuii'm uiooiln llllll flllH'll'H," .Mrn, Kill i) DoukIhh WIkkIii, wIiiihu "I'i'iii'liilio" iMMikn ptivitl tlm wny for "llt'lii'ifii of HutiiiyliriHik I'nrin" nml whom "llonn o' Ilin Itlvir" nt'iintly riimit nut, linn hoilxlit Qulllcnto, Hut niiiiiincr hiitiin on tint limikN of tlm Kn c, lii-fir IIoIIIn, Mr., tlmt Mat linn mo Ioiik occilpliil, "Thcni kwh n iiinii with n very In li'ri'HtliiK ItUtory," iwwirkii! tho liook "filer ri'inlnhnTiitly, mh hu whIiIkiI ii ilftiiri'M(jiiL'l(M)kliiK oM iKxikworm li'nvo tlm nlion. "Inilocil," put III n riiminl (.mimIiiiiht. "Mow do yoti know tlmt hi hlntory In no liitiTi-nlliiKV" "I Jtmt hoI.I H to hint '.MncuulnyV" Mm, Allen NoKftii Itlco, niithor of "Mm. WIkkh of tho CnhhnKij I'ltteh," hnN orKMiilrcil In IuInvIIIo, Ky it new mtilnmil hmik with n mpltnl nloek of lH)10iX). AnnocImUiI with her In hor liunlininl, Cnlo Yntittx Hleo, V. (). Mend nml U. M. Itlce. Wlmt poiillloii MrN, Itlco will holil In thn new lllmnclnl Cdlicoril linn tint heell tin ehleil, though It In futhl tlmt nlin will hit vn noiiid reKjiotiNlhle post. Who wouldn't like to hit the owner of Hitch fi iinMliicllvo "IViIiImko rnlchJ" Jntiien I.nlin Allen, crltlelnliin . V. Vnli-ntllie'n "Heclit Knmlwllh," Nftyn: "lliu Mtory In thn novel I n Krunt Ntory. It In ntt Auierlenti ntory of tho firm inrtKiiltiide. ThonniN Ilnrdy, had he lienti ntt Aincrlcmi, mlKht luive heoit Kind to come upon It. (JeorK't Kllot, hnd lm hei'ii nu Ainerlciin, could Imvo Ixillt upon It one of her iiinnterplecei. A enreful nsidlni; of the Ixxik innkeN It pin In the niithor took n lininil nml deep view of tho eleuientN Auierlcnii nml huninii Hint eutorcd Into the KrciitiifNN of the theme." ".Mm. Kwdincton." tho Ntory of n hotmepitrty In hleh n little lira driimii In plnyiil between n widow nml n limn noiiio yenm yoniiKcr who.in cureer nlm Iiiih prnctlriilly innde. In hitvliiK n denerveil titveNN. It In thn work of two nlMcrx, KNther nml l.tirln ('linintierlnlii, nntlri-H of Cnllfornln. 'I'helr tlmt work tocether wiin "Tho lllue Moon," n novelette pulilUliod In AlliNleo'fl. MInn l'ntlier wn one of the tlrNt wnuien In New York to iimkit n inifiNNlnii of upplyltijj llltiNtrntlvo nil vertlNltiB inntter. MInn l.ticln took to juuthorMhlp, nml wroto Miort Ntorlen mid ptieuiN tor tun mriKnziuc. Tney lieKnn to colhihornto In the irjirltiK of 10OJ. ho hidden from view. Thn nrcltltect who wiin ulilo (o coiiililiio elexiiiielm with ecomimy nml iirehlteeliirnl of fi't'U with perfect wifely mid ondiir iincc, who Krently In their imtlimitloii mid Ihey imirveled how ordlmiry mid iinieNoutcefiil nri'lillnt'lN could do hiiNlneriN nt nil. Aiiiiirlcnn Contrnct-or. t Humorous: ,h----- i 1 1 i m OLD SORESfSS Nothlnrr ia more offensive ih.-in nn i,i ,nr. LJAsNtlhlvKULJ Ji that refuses to heal. Patently, day after day, it is treated and uurscd, every nalye, powder, etc., that Is heard of Is tried, but does no good, until tho very e Khtof it grows offensive to the sufferer and he becomes disgusted and tnot AR ZONA PMIBON IS NOVEL. bid. They are not only off:nslvc, but dangerous, because the same gcra , that produces cancerous ulcers la back of every old sore. Thecauselala I the blood and as long as it . Mmle l Jllowlnir Hole In Willi or Hock wlili Dr ii n in He, I fllll III Arlviimi 4li.it .t.tli'l alfltl l.t I ....i .... i.i,. ..it.. .., i,,i..i, ... -., r,!,r cot you n NcnNon nml mortar when they want to build tiiwn.or MlnrrT-Yonkers HtatM- n pHnoii, hut JtiNt tnko n lot of dyna mite mid blow a hole In ono of thn Mr- Hoylo nous your htiNhnnd motintnlim which mny ho hnndy to thu "mk" K00'1 '"""Wl MrN, Doyle Yen; town wheru tho lock-up In needed, Niiy ,l " K"'l foush, but there's too llttlo Tho peoplni0' J "". An outico of Intuition Is worth a pound of tuition, Philadelphia Hoc- ord. Oyer Did hi widow succeed In remains the oorc "will be , J"0 Ka "go mr blood became polnoned, and hreiikhiK hit will? Duell Ycsj lou tlierc and continue to grow fie dM'orlto.ld"'el would lure running gores for bpforo ho dledKxchm.Ko. I worse and more destructive. ii i,?n,itJ'aAf,f SSLZTC?.. c,1,?!e'1 MP, the Ml ltcdd How much 8KINNING" IN OUILDINQ. "Talc :e mv advice frfww MZM .J.iTLl M m rr ' ii t nrr rt afiffl tl S JMl Htii-JL frz'1Jr" JiMZJA WW jT.'rn :wam i an lillli1Mu illf -.JIIiflaTI comes to you ns nature's food, direct from tho best whent fields of the world. Actually the Meat of the Wheat nothina udded nothina taken away. Two Honest Pounds In Every Pactcago. PRICE SO CENTS Speak to Your Grocer rilUkm7.W1.VWro rimr Hit c.. lit. HlaoiuiUi, Hlaa. .. . Xn1 PIM 4 ' IlllfAllJ., UmI Cough Bfruu. VaitoallouU, Ui in limn, miin nruruind.ta aVCTk: jet 1 1 iT. I z tj "TyBKl Croft r I'ructlre of home Arcliltccta tu Idled llilalnraa, A certain church orKnnlzntlon de cided to erect a new church edifice. After carefully Mudylnj; tho rotourcca mid enuvnuidug the (itiontloii Konernl ly, tlm pnrtlea nuthorUed to act de cided to Invent $11X1,000 In the now church and ndvortUcd for competltlvo iirvhltcctuml plnim on tlmt basin. Of those Kiihmlttfd, ouo Net of plans threw tho other altoKethor Into thn hhnde, eitNlly stirpitKilitK them In innny n'K"ril nnd pn'sentlng u moNt nlliirliiK hnlt. Unvlng nceu exactly the "rlht thltiK," It was Imnl for tho committee, thu cotiKreRittlon, nml, hInivu all, tlm rector, to accept any. thliiK tlmt fell short of tho Ideal that hnd tieou preHunted to their minds. Hut one result was nrolmlilo -the nllurliijc plan were accepted, ami that nlthntiKh there must have been somo doubt, untwIthstandltiK the reitssurliiK protests of tho architect, that tho hundred thousitud dollar limit would not ho exceeded. Tho Illusion vanished when bids for erecting thu church wero inked for. Homo of the bids received wero as high as fO.(XM), while tho lowest was ?'-MJ.1.000. This ought to havo put a quietus 011 those particular plans, hut tho drawing" hnd produced n pro found and lusting effect, that could lint bo easily shaken off. Consulta tions with tho architect, followed, In which ho Hticccedcd In convincing tho church authorities that, whllu his es timates had been it llttlo faulty, ho could iitako certain reductions nml al terations on tho constructive parts of tho church, that, without detracting from tho grand effects that hud con stituted the catching halt, would bring tho total cost within tho limits of $110,000. Tho good rector and his friends and advisers do not sCein to havo been familiar with tho modo of "skinning," and fall ml to realUo that It U dltllcult to buy a two-ponny enko with two farthings. Utulor tho be wildering glaro of tho fascinating do sign thoy yielded to the glib assur ances of tho limn who had already de ceived thoni, Tho stated amount was (-10,000, very possibly moro than that. In excess of what thoy could afford to pay, but tho cdlflco would bo such a grand affair, whllo tho portions sub jected to tho "skinning" process would tho Now York Tribune. am so 11cc11nt01111.1l to tiNlng dynamite. In 'getting out tho koIiI and oilier min erals In this part of the west Hint tlmy can caleiilnti) to mi ounce how much Ih needed to blow out a cell or n cor ridor. After thn Interior In excavated two or threo men with crowbars nud sledgrN iitnko tho tiv windows and thn pnssngowny through which the prisoners are taken, Just a foot or so In Hiilllclent for a window nml It costs moro to set tho Iron barn In tho wnll than It docs to cut thu hole throiiKh, Ho tho windows, If they can bo called Hinh, arc not tuiirli mor. than peepholes. This Is thu sort of lock-up which tho sheriff nt Clifton, Ariz., provides for tho Ktiostrf whom ho mny havo from Hum to time. It Is lest a bole In tho moiintfilti, which at this place Is sev eral thousand feet hldi. When tlm railroad was built thrntiKh Clifton It was necessary to mnko a deep cut nnd tho rocky wall In almost perpendicu lar. After tunneling Into It thn prison tankers blasted out two cells, ono of which Is used for tho desperate charac tersmen sentenced to death or for long terniN. The other, nearest the en trance, In for tho cowloys, miners nnd others who mny Ket on a llttlo spree and try to "shoot up" the town. Ah thoy generally come to their senses when they nre sober, they aro kept by themselves, nnd It Is not necessary to mix them up with thu worst prison ers. When they made tho prison at Clif ton the town fathers decided Hint somo sort of a jmiMIco oiikIiI to he provided, so the town mason got a con tract to build a lenu-to of ndoho. This Is roofed with committed Iron, nml Is entered hy a heavy wooden door. It Is not considered a part of tho prison, however, merely being used for the sheriffs olllce. It Is not necessary to maintain n guard, and the sheriff can ko out and "round up" cattlo or perform his other duties without worrying himself over a possible Jail break. It Is only nec essary to fowl tho prisoners, and this can lie done by shoving the food under tho door at tho entrance, as It Is raised alKJttt four Inches from tho ground. Then the prisoners help themselves. WORLO'8 MERCHANT MARINE. Total Tonnaue la Wl.tHri.OOO Tona-Kiifc-lniul l.eaitai America Heconil. Itecent statistics published In Trance estimate that tho total ton Madnm lie suro to put plenty of nuts In the cake. Cook I'll crack no moio nuts t-ihiy. My Jaw hurts mu nltoitdy. Harper's Ihmir. Tramp I lived on water onco for lx months. I.ady Well, I must say you don't look It. 'lriiiiiji I uster bo 11 snllor. Now York Mall. "Is this sure enough a camel's hair brush, niamuin'" "Yes, dear." "Ueel I don't see how a camel can ever brush Its hair with tlmt thing." Itoui lon Post. Jaspar Many a wise word Is spoken In Jest, Jtimpuppc Yes, but thoy can't compare with the number of fool IhIi ones that are spoken In earnest. KxclmuKc, Miss Oldone I wouldn't have re fused Charley Hanks If I'd been you. Miss KwictKlrl I don't believe I would, either, If I'd been you. New York Mall. "He's sorry that ho itinrrcled with Ida wife." "Hlie has gone home to her mother, I suppo.e." "No; she's had her mother com homo to her." Phila delphia Press. "Papa, are Jails only for people who get caught'" "Dear me, nol They are only for those people who got raught and 'jaren't money enough to stay out." Life. "Aro those new people next door rleh?" "Itlch! Well, I should say no. They havo two automobile, and ono of 'cm Is at tho ropslr shop all tho time." ISoiton Herald. "Hnven't ilcupeck nud his wife set tled their difference ubout their vis iting cards'" 'Oh, yos, they've com promlied on Mr. ami Mrs. Maria Hen peck." Philadelphia Pros. What makes you s sure lllack li not a total bstr-luer?" "When I asked blm where ho was last night '10 rubbed his head, and said, 'Let mo top ami think!'" Detroit Free Prew. Miss Antcck Yes, we're engaged. .Some people are mean enough to say he's too young for me. Miss Pert Itidlculoin. MIm Anteek It Is so, Isn't It? Miss Pert Sure! He'll ago fast enough after he's married to you. I'hllndol; bin Press. Governess (looking over geography pnpor) What's this? "Thu jeople of Jjincnsblro aro very stupid"' Where In the world did you get that idea from? Pupil Out of the book. It say that Lancashire Is remarkable for It ilenne population. Punch. rather Why don't you work, my on? If you'only knew how much hap piness work cites you would begin nt mnge. TTuiocnnu more destructive. wnt,i i.- f.,i trV.'i-.Vi T- ii "" ' does that clmuf-lThctUmt thousands of JLJSlM ,,? Oreene-I.e. , J ft" cut out ? a, S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying? -- -..w n.u, w. uinjr a luuii wjuic tor me medicine to cn uhu yci mcy rciurncu, ts in- reiy cure up me sores, and I am not dead aa ths disputable evidence that the "octora intimated I would be, neither have tho blood is diseased and rcspon I" eTf,r ''roken out again. John W. I'UNDia. siblc for the sore or ulcer. w,,e"tr. W. Va,, liay j8, 190J. Valuable time is lost In experimenting with external treatments, such aa calves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs and poisons In the blood must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. cleanses and puri lies the circulation 00 that It carries rich, new blood to the parts and tho ouic 11 mccr ueaia permanently, a. a. a. not only removes the germs and poisons, but strengthens tho blood and builds up the entire system by stimulat ing the organs, increasing the appetite and givinff txhilaratinrr tonic, aids the digestion ami puts every part of the body ia jood healtny condition. Dookon the blood, with any medical advice wished. tJUaotat charcc. TllE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,, ATIANTA, GA Unspoken Words. Charitable Lad My cood man, what would you say to a steady Job of work with three squsre meals a day? Meandering Mike I'd star all rlsht to d t'ree square meals, ma'am, but wot I'd aay ter ile steadr Job ur work couMo't be aald In de presence ur a lad. Bee? An Oplltniatlo View. Mnicslns 80 you finally mttntered up courage to proporo to Mlu KDrinier. eh? J What was thn remit? Ilusslna She dismissed me without ceremony. Mn wins Oh, well, don't you care. The absence of ceremony saved you the minister's fee. Mothtri will end Mrs. VflnaioWs Soothing Bjrup the Uit remedy tome for their children earing the Ucthloc loriwl. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Case FRCQ. Write Allen H. Olnntftl, r,a noy.N. Y for free tamrie of Allen's Foot-Kaae, It cure tweatlnr. hotiwollen, aching feet. It makes sew or tight thcet f aj. A certain cure foi Mlaa Kfrlnrm Ya. fr l.. k- T "'"n?w'nn ,UBn-.".?. "f .., , .. .' "." uuKiiib ix. wjoi accept any innuunie, think you would make a lovely come- dlan. Ortiunow lor Action. Ilo Never ftmllrd Atcnln. Muggsby You flatter me. Hut do rou really think I bare talent? Miss Btrlngein Oh. not necessarily; bat rou hare such a funny face. PITQ Prrmaoantl Cored. Xoeuornmoninru fi 10 anrrnritdar'auv.urDr.KUnr'allmi'.N'rrv. Ixlerrr. Had rf 't B2 trial boOlfaM irrallw. Dr.ll.H.KIlDl,U).,Ml Arcbht.. 1'bltadtlphla, Pa. Inrorntatlon Wnnted. uppion ie, me uear doj, I am you aeon my new Srrlbbles Uare book? Critiens No; what's the title of It? Scribbles The "Unmasking of a Hum bug." Critical Whst! Do you mean to tell roe that rou bare written your auto biography? STATZOrOllIO.ClTTOr Toixno, I t.wn I ntiKTV. I - Fsamk 1. CiiKsir tnskea oath that he Is very proud of ma family tree, doncher ' ,Prtner of the firm of '. J. ciisictA Vn,. Co doing bualnes In the Cltyol Toledo, Conn- t n l.. . . . T SS'1 HUte afo-e.ald. and that said arm will Downing Do you erer whitewash It? !r theiumof ONK lit'.NOKKD IHit.I.AIuS for Uppson Whitewash It! What for? 'hnI every ease of fATAasitthatcannotbe Downing To doncher know? keep the (meets off. riso's Cure l a nood courh medicine. ids It has cured cuiirhi and co years. At druggiits,2S cents. for forty nngo of tho world's merchant insrin onre bon Katlior, I am striving to nt 8.1.013,000 tons, says tho Now York,rni1 n ,lfc of "1Mml1"1' ,n w,,,,,, World, nnd tho number of vessels nt j happiness plays no part. Do not tempi 2I.8KJ, of which 12.071 nro steamships, mc'st- ,'ouls Globe-Democrat, with '.'7,181,000 tons, nnd li'.lK! aro "' take de weather ilea ox Provl sailing vessels, with il,-i.W,(KX) tons. , donee teniU It," said Itrotlier William.; This gives nu average of about 1,W0;"0' ' whlrlel In en prayed for rain tons for steamer and MS tons for durl sho come a dry spoil. Kn if I snlllng vessels, Although tho construction of largo ships has greatly developed during lato years, tho greater part of the world's goods In still carried by vtn sels of averago tonnnge. Tho num ber of ships of over 10,000 tons Is only elghty-utne. The tonnage of tho principal coun tries Is as follows: Hnglninl, 1(1,000, .171; America, 3,071, tVUI; Germany, .1, 2X1,217; Norway, 1.0M.7-IO; Prance, 1.IC2.010; Itnly. 1.I80.3.1A; Ilussln. SOI), prayed for dry, dar'd come rain enough tor drown me en de I-awd knows, I can't swim!" Atlanta Constitution Squire Greene laas, while yo folks were away, they expelled oil Deacon Goodman from tli' ltapiUt Church. Mr. Nnborlr No! Why. how did It happen? Squire Greone Wal. Fomohody nskod blm what he thought of autontobl'os, and be told 'em! Puck. Kmployer Well, what did he say to you? Clerk That no'd break every Pnrslnn Dinners. Persian dinners are very much like ours, only turned the wrong way iuuiiu. j tie tensi is preceueu uy pipes while tea and sweets are handed about- Then the servants of the house appear, bringing In a long leather sheet, which they spread In the middle of the floor. The guests squat around tula, tallor-fashlon. When all are seat ed, a flat loaf of bread la placed be fore every one, and the band then com mences to play. The various dishes are brought In on trays, and arranged around the leather sheet at Intervals. The covers are-then removed, the host says "Illsmlllah" (In the name of God), and without another word they all fall to. i cuied Ly the use of Hall's Catikkh ('car. fKANK J. CIIK.SKY. Sworn to before me and subacrlted In ray prtwiiee, Uila 6th day of fcrremt-er, A n.lttO, A. W. UI.KASOK. j hal I Notary l-ubllo. Hall's Catarrh Care latAien Internally, and acta directly on thn blood and roueoaa urfaces cl ILoiriUm. Sendf r UaUmonlati.fre. o-,.. .. r.F- ' KHKS8T 4 CO.. T0W0, 0. Fold by Dru-cliti. 7Sc. IlaU's Family ilia are the belt. Not Bo ItcmarkaUe, Parker near about the fire this morning? Keren people barely escaped with their lives. Kemarkable, wasn't It? Kerwln I fall to see anything rery remarkable about It. Parker Whjr, lin't It remarkable that the seren people escsped with their lire? Kerwln No. Had the escaped with out their Urea It woulJ hare been truly remarkable. . t U No. 42-1 90S TT7UEH WTltlnr to advertisers ptoaa r r uioiioo iuib papar. 3 OIS; Bpitln, 7M.1I7; Japan, 058,81.1; 'bono In my body and pitch me out of iieumnrK, (vhi,'.m,; Austria-Hungary, (ll w-lmlow ir 1 sitoweii my rare in o78,007: Greece, 378,100; Ilelgltim, 157,- bis olllco again! Kmiloyor Then go 0-17; Ilrny.ll. lM.asil; Turkey, 154,-tOl; back and tell htm that ho Is vastly Chile, 103,758; Portugal. 101.401: Ar gentina, 05,760. A Wooden Weitittnif. Several friends called on a New York clergyman one evening, says the .-sew orK Mtin, ami wero kept waiting for him for somo time. "I'm sorry to havo kept you wait ing," tho minister remarked, as he entered his library, "but I havo Just had to porform 11 wooden wedding In tho church." "What!" aald ono of his visitor. "I never henrd of such a thing. What kind of a cerejnony was It?" "Oh," answered tho clergyman, with n twlttklo In his eye, "It was tho mar rlngo of a couplo of Poles." mistaken If ho thinks he can Intlml date me by his violence. Life. Mr. Kornersloon I've half a mind to start for Dawson City, Sarah Here's n fellow went up there six mouths ago, and has Just got home v-lth llfteen thousand dollars In his pocket. Mrs. KoruorMoon Hut that would never do for you, John. You can't even get homo Saturday nights with your fifteen dollars Kxehangj. RffiMtflr Avertable PrcparalionforAs- slmilallng HicFotxInndRcgiila luig the S toicachs and Bowls of EDSSS Tito Kent 1 IiIiik. Mrs. Iklil I wish you wouldn't bo hucIi 11 tight-wad! 1 haven't n thing to wear. Mr. Ikkl ltlltiklu HuronUs! Why, woman, you Imvo the llnost Heal eo.tt In two degrees of latitude. Mrs. lkkl And what of It? There goes Mr. Hlubborton swaggering around In n real scaletto coat with plush trimmings. Puck. HuKitontluir n Now Plan. "How can I get thu ladles of my congregation moro Interested In heav on?" sighed tho earn out young rector of tho fiiHUlonnblo church. "You might Intimate tlmt things will Tlm Niiorer'a Itetort. An irascible old gentleman who had tho misfortune to travel with a man who went to sleep nud snored loudly thought lit to wako tho sleeper and remonstrate with him, and, after ad dressing hint In terms moro forcible than polite, ho savagely concluded: "If peoplo would only keep their mouths shut they would mnko less iiolsol" "Very true!" replied tho snorer. be fore relapsing Into slumber. "Why don't you try It youroelf?" fffflOTTri rromolcs Digcslion.Chccrfur- ness and Kesi.corualns nelllter Opiiim.Morplu'nc nortiiicxaL Is OX JiJOl C O TIC . jitvearoujysuaizrtTaax Apcrfecl Remedy forConsDpa Oon, Sour Slouucli.Uinrritoca IVorins .Coiwulsioi ts .Feven sl ncss mulLoss of Sleep. FacSinulo Signalure of NEW YORK. For Infants nnd Childron. The Kind You Have Always Bough! Bears the Signature of (V tali AM Lir fVl AlP Wlmt SI10 Desires. "It may not bo your Intention," re marked Miss G laddie, "but doesn't it occur to you Unit your treatment of mo Is rather calculated to mnko us b.id friends?" "No," replied Miss Knnder, coolly. "I had nu Idea It would mako us good enemies." Philadelphia Pi ess. I EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. EsxinaiwvmjKSVKjn Kully llnlargeit. "I was surprised to hear tho older flaa nltiinitiiB nrntman n tfloali... nn,., l.n ...., Vl .lv 4l.n,.. II ...ll...l .I...!"""" ' -,.-.,.-., .....,h .,.. ,a ' "-" . n.-.... nt tho house party." old preacher sadly. "Hy such means ,.Whnt woull, , ,t , fer:.n;.bbu0rgtOrrt:,i0 a ,"',chnco."-C.eve.and Plain Dealer. I swHt'.-aflaaHHal DR. W. A. WISC In Use For Over Thirty Years GAS1GRIA Tmi etMTAua iWMar, hiw tors errr. We do crown and brldgawork wllboat pain. Our llyrani'vipt'rioiica In plate work en ablaa ua to tit jr. ur mouth coiunirtauiy. Dr. W. A. W Ue bu found a aula way to extract telh abaoluttly wlilioul twin. Dr. T i'. Wta la an eaprt at gold Mnof and crown and brWgoworlt. Kxlraclln ttt wtitu plates or tirldf ca are crdi rvd. WISE BROS. DENTISTS Falling Illdg., Third and Washington 81a. Opanavtnlnga till So'i lock. Hundaya from ( te It Of Main KSa, DH. T. P. wise.