The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, October 27, 1905, Image 7

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Why Refer
to Doctors
Dccauso wc tnoko medicines
for tlicin. Wo give them flic
formula for Aycr'u Cherry
Pectoral, and they prescribe It
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
It. Sold for over 00 years.
"A?t' (Jharry I'aeloial Ii a ratnady that
hoMltl ta Im aiary liimta I lute u.rf a vraal
1 ii r II for liard matin anil rnUt, tint
knuar lial a iiUinllil inxllrjii H It, ran
not fariiinmaiiil It Iim, lilitilr." MAMS. K.
Coll, ItjiU I'atlt, Mm,
A
Mada by J, o. A yar Oe., t.owall, Kui,
Alio aaanuraelurtra ef
- . JL IWMMILU
itfrt' hi is.
CyU O IUIH VIOOB.
fynr'ai Pills urontly nlcl tho Chorry
Pctornt In bronklnu up it cold.
Tim llrrmitil Invention,
"What do ymi romMer the gresteit In
vention of liiiidurn Hum 7"
'The phmiograph," ailanarnl the po
1 1 1 leal boil, who was liarlng trouble trlltt
oini of lilt loquacious tttionllita tr. "It
never ssys thing tint Imii't been told
to It lijr somebody Hist Viiunn whst be Ii
tilklng sbout." Washington Hlir.
Turkish women ilu not coin Into fori
trol of tlitlr prlrntn fortunes until after
marriage. '1'lirn I lie run illapnae of one
tlilril of It without tli (midland's cnunetit.
a rrw iiAiir.AiNs or
The American Itciil Estate & Guaranty Co,
IJn nlii r.mi.ly l Arr Hairy It.twh, rwli ami
fimi.lur . )"!. 419 Arr- llrr tumli and I'.hii
'rn, .'), An fiuil lam, ii.mL iMtiiii
I'mmii y T? A fp farm. vHii Iniililing. himI rruil
II no 41 tr. I mm i)c lit-Aw lri,Mn.
Il.t Ik I'll.lurr It III III am, I tiii,l,. lUnaial
MirrlKlllLr II. laal HI. Ji.Iih.. Iiitilv. tut III
IxriualMm Hi urt), Ills Hrnili hi. In. in A, 'hii
land, Orgun, M. Iiata afvnia vtfyliia.
a- m j w
rruit rarm oartram
On White Snlmon River
Barg
Two hundred acres (-10 leased school
land) with HAO young fruit trees, most
ly HilfoiilMtK uml Newton Mlcit On
stage and It, i . I), r.uto. ?4 iiiiln from
chool. Irrigating ilitt'li covnrlng gr
dens mid small fruit". HtiH'k nml tools
with place. Prun 11.000: $2,f.OO down.
For iiirlhcr nrt trtilnrn address
II. II. AIIIICNS, While Salmon. Wath.
&
Otpthli out, return to ut wlthlne tumet
nj tJJrrii.t of iNiwlf ni lo ef yur
ilnli, k4 tU 4it lin you kill proUN
. nl.f bullion (alUi. nj t ll tlfjlt ,
ywt tth I5JO on oufK.SU) MUJ.nMp. .
Our Khout orliti tirrpibtnal Jinlim to
tluitnliof HaikMii.&lwilrKnJ, LniHili.ttc.
Our IktituctiON-lomx Tuition .
.iii m C.UIIHH ii hi t.ii
THE MULTNOMAH '
. BUSINESS INSTITUTE :
M, A, AlOIN, ll.
. huh it POflTLAND. One.
'I
WET WEATHER-COMFORT
"I hi., uud ouf riBH OnAND
Blkkif loflij'i file tn truth
fuM ity that I naitr hatt hail
anjthlnu gut m to much com.
fori and lalliltatlon. tnrionil
find my oriiif lf anolhtf on."
(mhi aaaaooana 04 pviaiio)
You n M ths bardett itorm with Toner's
Waterproof Oilri Clothing and Hats.
IHghf-st Awanl World's Fair. 1901.
OUR OUARAMTCe IS OACK Of THIS
OIQti or THE nut
A.J.TOWEll 00. rjERjt
tttltn. U.S.A. . Adt, m
70.VM CASADIAH CO.
Limit, i
TOaOMO, CAUDA
ICittlii'rliin Cecil 'Jliiirtttou'H "Tlio
MiiNijiii-ritilci" Ih to hu triiiiMlntcil Into
HwoiIImIi, Norwi'Kliui uml DiiiiIhIi,
'I'Iki imlillc which ohjoclt'il to tho
tnkliiK off of HIhtIocIc lIolini'H In l)r,
Doylu'ri llrt McrlcH of tnlcH, oliJi-ttM
iiIho to IiIh rcllroini'iit on a Itro fnrin
In Kunt Tim niithor In hiiM to rrcclvo
iiiniiy IiiJIith iicllllonliiK for "moro."
A riivh'wcr of "AIIhh Ilullurd'H In
ilrnlloii," V. I). Itowull'H hiti'Nt, "per
liftiintift" n filiiKtiliir nIiiiIIu: "Mr.
IIowpIN wnlkn tlclloutely, llko n cnt
ovit it hrfiikfitNt tiililc, iiIoiik tin' lit
tli) humlM nml ttiiiiN of woiiiuii'm uiooiln
llllll flllH'll'H,"
.Mrn, Kill i) DoukIhh WIkkIii, wIiiihu
"I'i'iii'liilio" iMMikn ptivitl tlm wny for
"llt'lii'ifii of HutiiiyliriHik I'nrin" nml
whom "llonn o' Ilin Itlvir" nt'iintly
riimit nut, linn hoilxlit Qulllcnto, Hut
niiiiiincr hiitiin on tint limikN of tlm Kn
c, lii-fir IIoIIIn, Mr., tlmt Mat linn mo
Ioiik occilpliil,
"Thcni kwh n iiinii with n very In
li'ri'HtliiK ItUtory," iwwirkii! tho liook
"filer ri'inlnhnTiitly, mh hu whIiIkiI ii
ilftiiri'M(jiiL'l(M)kliiK oM iKxikworm
li'nvo tlm nlion. "Inilocil," put III n
riiminl (.mimIiiiiht. "Mow do yoti know
tlmt hi hlntory In no liitiTi-nlliiKV" "I
Jtmt hoI.I H to hint '.MncuulnyV"
Mm, Allen NoKftii Itlco, niithor of
"Mm. WIkkh of tho CnhhnKij I'ltteh,"
hnN orKMiilrcil In IuInvIIIo, Ky it
new mtilnmil hmik with n mpltnl
nloek of lH)10iX). AnnocImUiI with
her In hor liunlininl, Cnlo Yntittx Hleo,
V. (). Mend nml U. M. Itlce. Wlmt
poiillloii MrN, Itlco will holil In thn
new lllmnclnl Cdlicoril linn tint heell tin
ehleil, though It In futhl tlmt nlin will
hit vn noiiid reKjiotiNlhle post. Who
wouldn't like to hit the owner of Hitch
fi iinMliicllvo "IViIiImko rnlchJ"
Jntiien I.nlin Allen, crltlelnliin . V.
Vnli-ntllie'n "Heclit Knmlwllh," Nftyn:
"lliu Mtory In thn novel I n Krunt
Ntory. It In ntt Auierlenti ntory of tho
firm inrtKiiltiide. ThonniN Ilnrdy, had
he lienti ntt Aincrlcmi, mlKht luive heoit
Kind to come upon It. (JeorK't Kllot,
hnd lm hei'ii nu Ainerlciin, could Imvo
Ixillt upon It one of her iiinnterplecei.
A enreful nsidlni; of the Ixxik
innkeN It pin In the niithor took n
lininil nml deep view of tho eleuientN
Auierlcnii nml huninii Hint eutorcd
Into the KrciitiifNN of the theme."
".Mm. Kwdincton." tho Ntory of n
hotmepitrty In hleh n little lira
driimii In plnyiil between n widow
nml n limn noiiio yenm yoniiKcr who.in
cureer nlm Iiiih prnctlriilly innde. In
hitvliiK n denerveil titveNN. It In thn
work of two nlMcrx, KNther nml l.tirln
('linintierlnlii, nntlri-H of Cnllfornln.
'I'helr tlmt work tocether wiin "Tho
lllue Moon," n novelette pulilUliod In
AlliNleo'fl. MInn l'ntlier wn one of the
tlrNt wnuien In New York to iimkit n
inifiNNlnii of upplyltijj llltiNtrntlvo nil
vertlNltiB inntter. MInn l.ticln took to
juuthorMhlp, nml wroto Miort Ntorlen mid
ptieuiN tor tun mriKnziuc. Tney lieKnn
to colhihornto In the irjirltiK of 10OJ.
ho hidden from view. Thn nrcltltect
who wiin ulilo (o coiiililiio elexiiiielm
with ecomimy nml iirehlteeliirnl of
fi't'U with perfect wifely mid ondiir
iincc, who Krently In their imtlimitloii
mid Ihey imirveled how ordlmiry mid
iinieNoutcefiil nri'lillnt'lN could do
hiiNlneriN nt nil. Aiiiiirlcnn Contrnct-or.
t Humorous:
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m
OLD SORESfSS
Nothlnrr ia more offensive ih.-in nn i,i ,nr. LJAsNtlhlvKULJ Ji
that refuses to heal. Patently, day after day, it is treated and uurscd, every
nalye, powder, etc., that Is heard of Is tried, but does no good, until tho very
e Khtof it grows offensive to the sufferer and he becomes disgusted and tnot
AR ZONA PMIBON IS NOVEL.
bid. They are not only off:nslvc, but dangerous, because the same gcra
, that produces cancerous ulcers la back of every old sore. Thecauselala
I the blood and as long as it .
Mmle l Jllowlnir Hole In Willi or Hock
wlili Dr ii n in He, I
fllll III Arlviimi 4li.it .t.tli'l alfltl l.t I
....i .... i.i,. ..it.. .., i,,i..i, ... -., r,!,r cot you n NcnNon
nml mortar when they want to build tiiwn.or MlnrrT-Yonkers HtatM-
n pHnoii, hut JtiNt tnko n lot of dyna
mite mid blow a hole In ono of thn Mr- Hoylo nous your htiNhnnd
motintnlim which mny ho hnndy to thu "mk" K00'1 '"""Wl MrN, Doyle Yen;
town wheru tho lock-up In needed, Niiy ,l " K"'l foush, but there's too llttlo
Tho peoplni0' J "".
An outico of Intuition Is worth a
pound of tuition, Philadelphia Hoc-
ord.
Oyer Did hi widow succeed In remains the oorc "will be , J"0 Ka "go mr blood became polnoned, and
hreiikhiK hit will? Duell Ycsj lou tlierc and continue to grow fie dM'orlto.ld"'el would lure running gores for
bpforo ho dledKxchm.Ko. I worse and more destructive. ii i,?n,itJ'aAf,f SSLZTC?.. c,1,?!e'1 MP, the Ml
ltcdd How much
8KINNING" IN OUILDINQ.
"Talc
:e mv
advice
frfww
MZM .J.iTLl M m
rr ' ii t nrr
rt afiffl tl S JMl Htii-JL
frz'1Jr"
JiMZJA
WW jT.'rn :wam i an
lillli1Mu illf -.JIIiflaTI
comes to you ns nature's
food, direct from tho best
whent fields of the world.
Actually the Meat of the
Wheat nothina udded
nothina taken away.
Two Honest Pounds
In Every Pactcago.
PRICE SO CENTS
Speak to Your Grocer
rilUkm7.W1.VWro rimr Hit c.. lit.
HlaoiuiUi, Hlaa.
.. . Xn1 PIM 4 ' IlllfAllJ.,
UmI Cough Bfruu. VaitoallouU, Ui
in limn, miin nruruind.ta
aVCTk: jet 1 1 iT. I z tj "TyBKl
Croft r I'ructlre of home Arcliltccta tu
Idled llilalnraa,
A certain church orKnnlzntlon de
cided to erect a new church edifice.
After carefully Mudylnj; tho rotourcca
mid enuvnuidug the (itiontloii Konernl
ly, tlm pnrtlea nuthorUed to act de
cided to Invent $11X1,000 In the now
church and ndvortUcd for competltlvo
iirvhltcctuml plnim on tlmt basin. Of
those Kiihmlttfd, ouo Net of plans
threw tho other altoKethor Into thn
hhnde, eitNlly stirpitKilitK them In
innny n'K"ril nnd pn'sentlng u moNt
nlliirliiK hnlt. Unvlng nceu exactly
the "rlht thltiK," It was Imnl for tho
committee, thu cotiKreRittlon, nml,
hInivu all, tlm rector, to accept any.
thliiK tlmt fell short of tho Ideal that
hnd tieou preHunted to their
minds. Hut one result was nrolmlilo
-the nllurliijc plan were accepted,
ami that nlthntiKh there must have
been somo doubt, untwIthstandltiK the
reitssurliiK protests of tho architect,
that tho hundred thousitud dollar limit
would not ho exceeded.
Tho Illusion vanished when bids
for erecting thu church wero inked
for. Homo of the bids received wero
as high as fO.(XM), while tho lowest
was ?'-MJ.1.000. This ought to havo put
a quietus 011 those particular plans,
hut tho drawing" hnd produced n pro
found and lusting effect, that could
lint bo easily shaken off. Consulta
tions with tho architect, followed, In
which ho Hticccedcd In convincing tho
church authorities that, whllu his es
timates had been it llttlo faulty, ho
could iitako certain reductions nml al
terations on tho constructive parts of
tho church, that, without detracting
from tho grand effects that hud con
stituted the catching halt, would
bring tho total cost within tho limits
of $110,000. Tho good rector and his
friends and advisers do not sCein to
havo been familiar with tho modo of
"skinning," and fall ml to realUo that
It U dltllcult to buy a two-ponny enko
with two farthings. Utulor tho be
wildering glaro of tho fascinating do
sign thoy yielded to the glib assur
ances of tho limn who had already de
ceived thoni, Tho stated amount was
(-10,000, very possibly moro than that.
In excess of what thoy could afford
to pay, but tho cdlflco would bo such
a grand affair, whllo tho portions sub
jected to tho "skinning" process would
tho Now York Tribune.
am so 11cc11nt01111.1l to tiNlng dynamite.
In 'getting out tho koIiI and oilier min
erals In this part of the west Hint tlmy
can caleiilnti) to mi ounce how much
Ih needed to blow out a cell or n cor
ridor. After thn Interior In excavated two
or threo men with crowbars nud
sledgrN iitnko tho tiv windows and
thn pnssngowny through which the
prisoners are taken, Just a foot or
so In Hiilllclent for a window nml It
costs moro to set tho Iron barn In tho
wnll than It docs to cut thu hole
throiiKh, Ho tho windows, If they can
bo called Hinh, arc not tuiirli mor.
than peepholes.
This Is thu sort of lock-up which
tho sheriff nt Clifton, Ariz., provides
for tho Ktiostrf whom ho mny havo from
Hum to time. It Is lest a bole In tho
moiintfilti, which at this place Is sev
eral thousand feet hldi. When tlm
railroad was built thrntiKh Clifton It
was necessary to mnko a deep cut nnd
tho rocky wall In almost perpendicu
lar. After tunneling Into It thn prison
tankers blasted out two cells, ono of
which Is used for tho desperate charac
tersmen sentenced to death or for
long terniN. The other, nearest the en
trance, In for tho cowloys, miners nnd
others who mny Ket on a llttlo spree
and try to "shoot up" the town. Ah
thoy generally come to their senses
when they nre sober, they aro kept by
themselves, nnd It Is not necessary to
mix them up with thu worst prison
ers. When they made tho prison at Clif
ton the town fathers decided Hint
somo sort of a jmiMIco oiikIiI to he
provided, so the town mason got a con
tract to build a lenu-to of ndoho. This
Is roofed with committed Iron, nml Is
entered hy a heavy wooden door. It
Is not considered a part of tho prison,
however, merely being used for the
sheriffs olllce.
It Is not necessary to maintain n
guard, and the sheriff can ko out and
"round up" cattlo or perform his other
duties without worrying himself over
a possible Jail break. It Is only nec
essary to fowl tho prisoners, and this
can lie done by shoving the food under
tho door at tho entrance, as It Is raised
alKJttt four Inches from tho ground.
Then the prisoners help themselves.
WORLO'8 MERCHANT MARINE.
Total Tonnaue la Wl.tHri.OOO Tona-Kiifc-lniul
l.eaitai America Heconil.
Itecent statistics published In
Trance estimate that tho total ton
Madnm lie suro to put plenty of
nuts In the cake. Cook I'll crack no
moio nuts t-ihiy. My Jaw hurts mu
nltoitdy. Harper's Ihmir.
Tramp I lived on water onco for
lx months. I.ady Well, I must say
you don't look It. 'lriiiiiji I uster bo
11 snllor. Now York Mall.
"Is this sure enough a camel's hair
brush, niamuin'" "Yes, dear." "Ueel
I don't see how a camel can ever
brush Its hair with tlmt thing." Itoui
lon Post.
Jaspar Many a wise word Is spoken
In Jest, Jtimpuppc Yes, but thoy
can't compare with the number of fool
IhIi ones that are spoken In earnest.
KxclmuKc,
Miss Oldone I wouldn't have re
fused Charley Hanks If I'd been you.
Miss KwictKlrl I don't believe I
would, either, If I'd been you. New
York Mall.
"He's sorry that ho itinrrcled with
Ida wife." "Hlie has gone home to her
mother, I suppo.e." "No; she's had
her mother com homo to her." Phila
delphia Press.
"Papa, are Jails only for people who
get caught'" "Dear me, nol They
are only for those people who got
raught and 'jaren't money enough to
stay out." Life.
"Aro those new people next door
rleh?" "Itlch! Well, I should say no.
They havo two automobile, and ono
of 'cm Is at tho ropslr shop all tho
time." ISoiton Herald.
"Hnven't ilcupeck nud his wife set
tled their difference ubout their vis
iting cards'" 'Oh, yos, they've com
promlied on Mr. ami Mrs. Maria Hen
peck." Philadelphia Pros.
What makes you s sure lllack li
not a total bstr-luer?" "When I asked
blm where ho was last night '10
rubbed his head, and said, 'Let mo
top ami think!'" Detroit Free Prew.
Miss Antcck Yes, we're engaged.
.Some people are mean enough to say
he's too young for me. Miss Pert
Itidlculoin. MIm Anteek It Is so,
Isn't It? Miss Pert Sure! He'll ago
fast enough after he's married to you.
I'hllndol; bin Press.
Governess (looking over geography
pnpor) What's this? "Thu jeople of
Jjincnsblro aro very stupid"' Where
In the world did you get that idea
from? Pupil Out of the book. It say
that Lancashire Is remarkable for It
ilenne population. Punch.
rather Why don't you work, my
on? If you'only knew how much hap
piness work cites you would begin nt
mnge. TTuiocnnu more destructive. wnt,i i.- f.,i trV.'i-.Vi T- ii "" '
does that clmuf-lThctUmt thousands of JLJSlM
,,? Oreene-I.e. , J ft" cut out ? a, S. Its effects were prompt and gratifying?
-- -..w n.u, w. uinjr a luuii wjuic tor me medicine to cn
uhu yci mcy rciurncu, ts in- reiy cure up me sores, and I am not dead aa ths
disputable evidence that the "octora intimated I would be, neither have tho
blood is diseased and rcspon I" eTf,r ''roken out again. John W. I'UNDia.
siblc for the sore or ulcer. w,,e"tr. W. Va,, liay j8, 190J.
Valuable time is lost In experimenting with external treatments, such aa
calves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs and poisons In the blood
must be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. cleanses and puri
lies the circulation 00 that It carries rich, new blood to the parts and tho
ouic 11 mccr ueaia permanently, a. a. a. not only
removes the germs and poisons, but strengthens tho
blood and builds up the entire system by stimulat
ing the organs, increasing the appetite and givinff
txhilaratinrr tonic, aids the digestion ami puts every part of the body ia
jood healtny condition. Dookon the blood, with any medical advice wished.
tJUaotat charcc. TllE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,, ATIANTA, GA
Unspoken Words.
Charitable Lad My cood man, what
would you say to a steady Job of work
with three squsre meals a day?
Meandering Mike I'd star all rlsht to
d t'ree square meals, ma'am, but wot
I'd aay ter ile steadr Job ur work
couMo't be aald In de presence ur a lad.
Bee?
An Oplltniatlo View.
Mnicslns 80 you finally mttntered up
courage to proporo to Mlu KDrinier. eh?
J What was thn remit?
Ilusslna She dismissed me without
ceremony.
Mn wins Oh, well, don't you care.
The absence of ceremony saved you the
minister's fee.
Mothtri will end Mrs. VflnaioWs Soothing
Bjrup the Uit remedy tome for their children
earing the Ucthloc loriwl.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Case FRCQ.
Write Allen H. Olnntftl, r,a noy.N. Y for
free tamrie of Allen's Foot-Kaae, It cure
tweatlnr. hotiwollen, aching feet. It makes
sew or tight thcet f aj. A certain cure foi
Mlaa Kfrlnrm Ya. fr l.. k- T "'"n?w'nn ,UBn-.".?. "f
.., , .. .' "." uuKiiib ix. wjoi accept any innuunie,
think you would make a lovely come-
dlan. Ortiunow lor Action.
Ilo Never ftmllrd Atcnln.
Muggsby You flatter me. Hut do rou
really think I bare talent?
Miss Btrlngein Oh. not necessarily;
bat rou hare such a funny face.
PITQ Prrmaoantl Cored. Xoeuornmoninru
fi 10 anrrnritdar'auv.urDr.KUnr'allmi'.N'rrv.
Ixlerrr. Had rf 't B2 trial boOlfaM irrallw.
Dr.ll.H.KIlDl,U).,Ml Arcbht.. 1'bltadtlphla, Pa.
Inrorntatlon Wnnted.
uppion ie, me uear doj, I am
you aeon my new
Srrlbbles Uare
book?
Critiens No; what's the title of It?
Scribbles The "Unmasking of a Hum
bug." Critical Whst! Do you mean to tell
roe that rou bare written your auto
biography?
STATZOrOllIO.ClTTOr Toixno, I
t.wn I ntiKTV. I -
Fsamk 1. CiiKsir tnskea oath that he Is
very proud of ma family tree, doncher ' ,Prtner of the firm of '. J. ciisictA
Vn,. Co doing bualnes In the Cltyol Toledo, Conn-
t n l.. . . . T SS'1 HUte afo-e.ald. and that said arm will
Downing Do you erer whitewash It? !r theiumof ONK lit'.NOKKD IHit.I.AIuS for
Uppson Whitewash It! What for? 'hnI every ease of fATAasitthatcannotbe
Downing To
doncher know?
keep the (meets off.
riso's Cure l a nood courh medicine.
ids
It has cured cuiirhi and co
years. At druggiits,2S cents.
for forty
nngo of tho world's merchant insrin onre bon Katlior, I am striving to
nt 8.1.013,000 tons, says tho Now York,rni1 n ,lfc of "1Mml1"1' ,n w,,,,,,
World, nnd tho number of vessels nt j happiness plays no part. Do not tempi
2I.8KJ, of which 12.071 nro steamships, mc'st- ,'ouls Globe-Democrat,
with '.'7,181,000 tons, nnd li'.lK! aro "' take de weather ilea ox Provl
sailing vessels, with il,-i.W,(KX) tons. , donee teniU It," said Itrotlier William.;
This gives nu average of about 1,W0;"0' ' whlrlel In en prayed for rain
tons for steamer and MS tons for durl sho come a dry spoil. Kn if I
snlllng vessels,
Although tho construction of largo
ships has greatly developed during
lato years, tho greater part of the
world's goods In still carried by vtn
sels of averago tonnnge. Tho num
ber of ships of over 10,000 tons Is only
elghty-utne.
The tonnage of tho principal coun
tries Is as follows: Hnglninl, 1(1,000,
.171; America, 3,071, tVUI; Germany, .1,
2X1,217; Norway, 1.0M.7-IO; Prance,
1.IC2.010; Itnly. 1.I80.3.1A; Ilussln. SOI),
prayed for dry, dar'd come rain enough
tor drown me en de I-awd knows, I
can't swim!" Atlanta Constitution
Squire Greene laas, while yo
folks were away, they expelled oil
Deacon Goodman from tli' ltapiUt
Church. Mr. Nnborlr No! Why. how
did It happen? Squire Greone Wal.
Fomohody nskod blm what he thought
of autontobl'os, and be told 'em!
Puck.
Kmployer Well, what did he say to
you? Clerk That no'd break every
Pnrslnn Dinners.
Persian dinners are very much like
ours, only turned the wrong way
iuuiiu. j tie tensi is preceueu uy
pipes while tea and sweets are handed
about- Then the servants of the house
appear, bringing In a long leather
sheet, which they spread In the middle
of the floor. The guests squat around
tula, tallor-fashlon. When all are seat
ed, a flat loaf of bread la placed be
fore every one, and the band then com
mences to play. The various dishes
are brought In on trays, and arranged
around the leather sheet at Intervals.
The covers are-then removed, the host
says "Illsmlllah" (In the name of God),
and without another word they all fall
to. i
cuied Ly the use of Hall's Catikkh ('car.
fKANK J. CIIK.SKY.
Sworn to before me and subacrlted In ray
prtwiiee, Uila 6th day of fcrremt-er, A n.lttO,
A. W. UI.KASOK.
j hal I Notary l-ubllo.
Hall's Catarrh Care latAien Internally, and
acta directly on thn blood and roueoaa urfaces
cl ILoiriUm. Sendf r UaUmonlati.fre.
o-,.. .. r.F- ' KHKS8T 4 CO.. T0W0, 0.
Fold by Dru-cliti. 7Sc.
IlaU's Family ilia are the belt.
Not Bo ItcmarkaUe,
Parker near about the fire this
morning? Keren people barely escaped
with their lives. Kemarkable, wasn't It?
Kerwln I fall to see anything rery
remarkable about It.
Parker Whjr, lin't It remarkable that
the seren people escsped with their
lire?
Kerwln No. Had the escaped with
out their Urea It woulJ hare been truly
remarkable.
. t U No. 42-1 90S
TT7UEH WTltlnr to advertisers ptoaa
r r uioiioo iuib papar.
3
OIS; Bpitln, 7M.1I7; Japan, 058,81.1; 'bono In my body and pitch me out of
iieumnrK, (vhi,'.m,; Austria-Hungary, (ll w-lmlow ir 1 sitoweii my rare in
o78,007: Greece, 378,100; Ilelgltim, 157,- bis olllco again! Kmiloyor Then go
0-17; Ilrny.ll. lM.asil; Turkey, 154,-tOl; back and tell htm that ho Is vastly
Chile, 103,758; Portugal. 101.401: Ar
gentina, 05,760.
A Wooden Weitittnif.
Several friends called on a New
York clergyman one evening, says the
.-sew orK Mtin, ami wero kept waiting
for him for somo time.
"I'm sorry to havo kept you wait
ing," tho minister remarked, as he
entered his library, "but I havo Just
had to porform 11 wooden wedding In
tho church."
"What!" aald ono of his visitor.
"I never henrd of such a thing. What
kind of a cerejnony was It?"
"Oh," answered tho clergyman, with
n twlttklo In his eye, "It was tho mar
rlngo of a couplo of Poles."
mistaken If ho thinks he can Intlml
date me by his violence. Life.
Mr. Kornersloon I've half a mind
to start for Dawson City, Sarah
Here's n fellow went up there six
mouths ago, and has Just got home
v-lth llfteen thousand dollars In his
pocket. Mrs. KoruorMoon Hut that
would never do for you, John. You
can't even get homo Saturday nights
with your fifteen dollars Kxehangj.
RffiMtflr
Avertable PrcparalionforAs-
slmilallng HicFotxInndRcgiila
luig the S toicachs and Bowls of
EDSSS
Tito Kent 1 IiIiik.
Mrs. Iklil I wish you wouldn't bo
hucIi 11 tight-wad! 1 haven't n thing to
wear.
Mr. Ikkl ltlltiklu HuronUs! Why,
woman, you Imvo the llnost Heal eo.tt
In two degrees of latitude.
Mrs. lkkl And what of It? There
goes Mr. Hlubborton swaggering
around In n real scaletto coat with
plush trimmings. Puck.
HuKitontluir n Now Plan.
"How can I get thu ladles of my
congregation moro Interested In heav
on?" sighed tho earn out young rector
of tho fiiHUlonnblo church.
"You might Intimate tlmt things will
Tlm Niiorer'a Itetort.
An irascible old gentleman who had
tho misfortune to travel with a man
who went to sleep nud snored loudly
thought lit to wako tho sleeper and
remonstrate with him, and, after ad
dressing hint In terms moro forcible
than polite, ho savagely concluded: "If
peoplo would only keep their mouths
shut they would mnko less iiolsol"
"Very true!" replied tho snorer. be
fore relapsing Into slumber. "Why
don't you try It youroelf?"
fffflOTTri
rromolcs Digcslion.Chccrfur-
ness and Kesi.corualns nelllter
Opiiim.Morplu'nc nortiiicxaL
Is OX JiJOl C O TIC .
jitvearoujysuaizrtTaax
Apcrfecl Remedy forConsDpa
Oon, Sour Slouucli.Uinrritoca
IVorins .Coiwulsioi ts .Feven sl
ncss mulLoss of Sleep.
FacSinulo Signalure of
NEW YORK.
For Infants nnd Childron.
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
Bears the
Signature
of
(V tali
AM
Lir
fVl AlP
Wlmt SI10 Desires.
"It may not bo your Intention," re
marked Miss G laddie, "but doesn't it
occur to you Unit your treatment of mo
Is rather calculated to mnko us b.id
friends?"
"No," replied Miss Knnder, coolly.
"I had nu Idea It would mako us good
enemies." Philadelphia Pi ess.
I EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
EsxinaiwvmjKSVKjn
Kully llnlargeit.
"I was surprised to hear tho older
flaa nltiinitiiB nrntman n tfloali... nn,.,
l.n ...., Vl .lv 4l.n,.. II ...ll...l .I...!"""" ' -,.-.,.-., .....,h .,..
,a ' "-" . n.-.... nt tho house party."
old preacher sadly. "Hy such means ,.Whnt woull, , ,t ,
fer:.n;.bbu0rgtOrrt:,i0 a ,"',chnco."-C.eve.and Plain Dealer.
I
swHt'.-aflaaHHal
DR. W. A. WISC
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
GAS1GRIA
Tmi etMTAua iWMar, hiw tors errr.
We do crown and brldgawork wllboat pain.
Our llyrani'vipt'rioiica In plate work en
ablaa ua to tit jr. ur mouth coiunirtauiy. Dr.
W. A. W Ue bu found a aula way to extract
telh abaoluttly wlilioul twin. Dr. T i'.
Wta la an eaprt at gold Mnof and crown
and brWgoworlt. Kxlraclln ttt wtitu
plates or tirldf ca are crdi rvd.
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
Falling Illdg., Third and Washington 81a.
Opanavtnlnga till So'i lock. Hundaya from
( te It Of Main KSa,
DH. T. P. wise.