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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 1, 1905)
V tV ti My Hair is Scraggly Do you like It? Then why bo contented with ItP Have to bo ? Oh, no! Just put on Aycr's Hair Vigor and have Ions, thick hair; soft, even hair; beautiful hair, without a single gray line In It. Have a Unto pride. Keep younii just bb long is you can. "I in flftr y.tti .M,a4 tll r Mtlr mr Mr wi . if $nr hui In taw Hki Af.f'. fl.lr Vlf mini. Mi. Mtutil tiUr lo mi hair now ll,i li not iT Ir I b. ..,-J W. JUaau, Uoi1ar Cra.k, C.I, A M4. by J. 0. Ay.f Oo., IWI1, MtM, n. m.aumniuf ra r IAG.1AMB1IXA. I'll Li, cmxkv recToiAL. iers uin max. mi ,i iiiiliiu.. 'innmww Nnnitml a Ilnet OolltctorTlili la (lit twentieth tlm Pre railed wllli thla Mil. Olliliul Youth -Yea, nmt tlier are forty mora, Juat Ilk ynu, coming In ilr after day, I worry mt shout tlirlr mltereble llttla Milt. No wonder I'm ll fagged cut. (luaaa I'll take a run over tu liu rope tu recuperate. It All Dnprmla "Don't jou know," ta hi th buty per on, "that liar (I work la htneflclal?" "Of ruura I know It'a beuaflclsl," re plied lh lay man, "lliat la, profiling tli other fellow dotm't cliarg too much for doing It." Lining tlm lllookaite. II Huppoa I war tu altampt to tlMl I klaa would you b Tar augryl Hn Ilidd I wuuld If If II. -If what? Hh If U got no farther than ta it tempt, Vrrjr I.lkedy. "Har. pi." queried little Johnny IlutiiirrnlrkU, "wait ire tlao alua of omlaatonl" Tli.y ire probably tboaa wo would aire cuuiuilttr.l hail wo thought of thu." anawared tb old mm. Larky, "Wee our hutband lucky during the Uat rare meeting?" "Yes," iniwrrnl young; lira. Tor ktni. "II sprained till auklo and couldn't etteud," Washington Star. Jo jr. or Matrimony. Mlaa Kuoi I auppoa jruu and yen wife fat along wU together. Mr. Hmllh Ob, j that la, w get along wall together wttan we ar not to gather. Tb only country wblrh doee not we tb rJ croaa a tb emblem of bar boe pltal cur pa U Turkay, which La allowed to tttt a raJ cracaut In Ita plaea, In deftr nr to bar olJltr' rllf loui sutceptlblU tin. tiir tiAinv n.r him ru 4mi,. ii Ma rmfortl.f y homa-l dtalaf lama, ilplnf rvm uiil il plar. h.r. RlMM. UuUttl out. CWaa. b.u ..4 "III aotwll.rlnlnr. njlhlm. Try ah ... ah IhJ f.u ' I ..".i t '!' hi lli.iu ir no4 kii ty d.ai.n. Mnl pfkl fi joe llaralil Suin.ra, M liaKain Ail, lirvat.ju, H Y E OllMiou1,mni a 1ihtl aaawa a4 aJirfttM ( ynuiMlf ani lo f r llUnil.mJIU dl mha yun UI BiveaHy anlnr KiUni (nllrt. ani will (ftjlt yeii wllh IIXO on tfcS.CD Klmlutlilp. Otir whni4 olfffl tifrHUwl aJv.nl. jm to aluJnuUllutlnt,bliuillunJ,Lainh,w. BUT laliaveilOI-lOMlT TultlOa .. 111 . citiai it in Mil THE MULTNOMAH BUSINESS INSTITUTE M. A, AlBIN, rl. aa .i.th .T. POMTLANO. Ont. OUTSIDE INN . jATrS featMfl Kt'V -V ILl .V" a.f. - rj 'r- -Ai v' KIctro llithlrd 1 00 nn liatl.. and inotrn eoiu.iilaiiw. Itciomt Jc. Il.tul II Miparilay A naw, riiiaiiiil hotal, UlnioUy oijnl main ulraiir in ralr All Kraal cara tor Kalr land jruu at Dotal ilour. r. ECONOMY Hot Air Pumping Engine I'll in IK watar for houaa ami Irrigation. Uliplacta hI ml 111III1 anilgatotlniilnea. Duma gtaolliif , woixl or coal. Ilai auto matloatop, Hldpped on apTort. Will (or calaloguta and prlooa. BEALL & CO. 321 IfnwtliorncAvc. I'ortbind, Ore, P.N. a No.34-1S0S jRaHlTB H H1IN wrllluir to Bdrortlier iloe uboiiIIuu Ihl iupr iA.ttUl<tiiii)-)941rt9tj 0LD rA.4..ni9l lliilliiil I'iiiiii ii Wrilillnu, llrr fliiKcr wnn mi unmll, I lie rlnit oiilil nut niii) mi, wlilcli On' illii bring, I It wiia tun wlilo n ptM'k; Ami In nny t r lit ta (fur mil It iniiat), It Imilivil llku tlm Krrnt nillnr (Juat) About our yomiK cnlt'a nvek. Her fi'i't IiimiphIIi licr lu'lllcoat, l.lki lilt In tiilci. atnln In nml out. An If Hi 17 ffar'il tin llitlit; Milt O. kIim iliiinca miii h n wnyl No aim iipnii nil IOikIt ilny la bntf an Duo n alubt. Hit fliii-k. an rnri n 1 1 1 1 t wni on, Nn ilnlay iimkiH iHiinparUiiii, (Who attM llii'Hl la iiiiilnui'li I'ur ilri'Hkn of nil wmh iiiIiikII tlii'rei Kurd arn iril a Olliirlin' pwir (Tbt) alilH tlmi'a iiutt llm ami). Ilir llpa tvrrn ml, nml 01m wnn tblli, (niinr'il tu thnl waa nxt brr chin (K n lii'o li ml atmiK II IM-H'lyl; Hut (Dkk) Iiit 171M mi gimnl lur fi I ilurnl mi itniri- iikih tb fin k'ntu Tli a 11 mi dm ami In July. Hlr J11I111 HiirklltiK, A I.H" l.r.aoil. Tlir-fr! IlitU Krl; ilmi't r;l Thi-y hat brikM yutir dull, I know; Ainl )ur Ini-iwl blMi'. And rur iliylmuH, tint, Arc ililnga uf dm lung as: Hut rtilliltali troubles will iwm llttln girl; don't rryl Tbrr! llttla girl; don't cryl 'I'bry tinrr brokw ynur alala, I know; And Ibr glad, wild nj Of yuur ackiMil girl day Am iblnga 11 f thu long ago; Hut llff and Imth will oon tow by Tbwe! little girl; don't cryl Thrr! llttla girl; dem't rryl Thry bar brnkan yr baart. 1 knew; Ami ilia rulnlmw glaama (If jtitir yuMlbfHl draama Ara thing uf ika long agu: lint 1 1 a, ran bUU all fur whleb you Igb Tbara! llttla girl; don't cryl Jama. Whltcomb Itllay. OHAND80N OF A KINa KrtntlHii uf tlm Ne Hccretnry of tlio ,Siijr tu tlic lloiluiiirtt. Clinrli'a J. Iliiimiwrti'. tbf iii'W Kec-n-lnri of tlio Nnvjr, PfltiMirtia IiliiiHi'lf llttln nlMiut 111 rtiynl orlnl". Ula grniid iiMitlicr. UIImIm'IIi I'ntti'raon. wa tbo ri'lKiiliiK Irnllii of llnltlii'r wlii'ii Nn jMtliiiira bnitliiT. Ji'riiiiiK, itflurwHrd Mug f WnaiiihullH. IaltHl It. Tlwy llntt nw iwi'li oilmr nt n rnco courai. A tt'Vf dnya ltir Jitiiiiiii wna Intro iIupinI to Mlaa Tnttt-raou. wllh whom he fidl mndly In love Hi ileti-nnlnwl on iiinklii; Iiit hi wife nml tht'jr wro aiMiu iH'throtlKil. Whim Urn Krrncli conaul nt Wnah ItiKtoii hiwrd whnt Joroinn hnil ilonn In. una bobbi hliiiantf with rnKU nml ti-rror. Whnt would Nnpoliiui any? Ho jialoil nt tbo tliotiK'lit nml nllr imloly tom bla hnlr nml ha Id naughty wiinU In cbolro rnrlalnu. IIo ilrovo to Italtliivon nml liupkiriHl tlm you 11 k man In vnlti to break off tbo inntrh. Hut tbo mnrrlagu took iilneo, nml thu iiHiaiil. mnkluK virtu of iuofally, grmiil tU ort'Mabiii with bin tintiyiico. Whiui NaiHiliiiu hi'Mnl of tbo ntiptlnln ho Maa furluiiM- Hi' Inimiillntoly fur ImiIp llu coimul lo nilvnnro Juromu nny fuiuN nml u'ariitil evory I'rt'iich alilp CHptAlti not to tnkp on bonnt "Cltlni'ii llonaiNirlii nml tlmyounKPor imiu to whom ho Imit nttncbfil bliiuolf." Thni) yonra Inlnr tht couplo anlloil to I.InIhiii In 0110 of Mra. Iloimpnrto'a frtthnr'a ablpa, but Hit woiimn waa not nllowiil to Intnl. An Hinlinaindor fruiu NniHiliiin wnlli'il "Imiii Iiit nml naki'd what ho could do for "Ml Pfltli-raou." Mho looked him hauglillly In tbo fuco nml roplli'd: "Tell your uinater thnt Mine. Ilonn pnrl Ik nmbltloiia nml diMiinmli her rlglita na n momber of tbo Imperial fnuilly." Jiimmo hnitvned to I'nrli, IioiiIuk to ! win ovur NhkiIioii. I'ur n tlmii thu Huiperor rofiuiil to neo him. When nt li'MKth ho wim lulmltteil to hi bnither'n proaeneo hit plonded with UHira In hl eye on helinlf of thu "llttlo k'lrli" bt Nupoleon wnn nibi jinnnt. Tho errliitf oo iHt K'lvo up IiIn lirltlo or inffer NiipoUtuilc oitrn clam. Jeroiiio wna In ilenpnlr, but nt llrat wna true lo IiIm beoutlful wife. llelnu exeltiiUil from every port on thu continent of Hurope, nml lu mo mentnry dniiKer of nHwiaNltintloii, Mine, llounpnrto anlled for KiikIiiiiiI. Thoro n new peril confronted her. Tbo po.v pie, lenruliiK thnt ho wns NHiwIeon'a rlatiT-ln-law, wlaheil to mob her nml ancle thu homo In which iliu wnn llv Iiik until they learned thnt Napoleon wnn hor onemy. After n atny of gov ernl moutlia lu KukIiuuI, Mine. Ilonn pnto, nccoinpanleil by her ion, who wuh born In that country and named Jerome Napoleon Honapnrte, father of the Heoretary of tho Navy, milled for tho United Htatea, wbero bIio was re ceived 118 0110 mirrouuded by a halo of romance. Jerome afterward obtained nn an nulment of tlio marriage from tho French council of Btato and nmrrlod Onthorlno of Wurtomberjr. After Mmo. llonapnrto's return to llnltlmoro Joromo offered hor a tttlo nml nn allium I Income of $110,000, hut sho declined It, Biiylnif thnt "Westuha II11 wna n vory InrKO country, hut tt wuh too Binnll to hold two queens." Hut when Nnpoloon offered hor mi nn uuul lnoouio of 112,000 provided sho did not 11 hm ii nut tin 11111111) of Iloiinpirto alio Mrci'plcil II, MiiyliiK: "I would riilhor fin aliollercd under tlm wluic of mi i'iikI" t Iiit ri aiiaiioiided from Ilin bill of 11 kooko." Iiidci'il, Him hud Hie Krenleat itiltnlrn II1111 for Nnpoleoii, iind iihviij'H anld ho wna "Hie Kreiiletl ceiilua Hint ever livid," (b'foinllMK him iiKiiliiHt Hie Itrlt lah, whom aim lontlicd. HI111 held Je roiiie lu Iliu iitiiiuat eouteiiipl, nml hla trenliiient of her cbnliKcil Iiit Into 11 cold, eyiilenl woniiin of tho world. DurliiK Iter Inter noelnl enreer III Hu roiu alio wna I bo belle of every cnpl lnl. MnrrliiK the Kuiperor, the entlro Hoiuipurlii fnuilly reeogul.i'd tlm rcKii Inrlty of her uiurrlnKu to Jerome nml abe wna frriiieiitly the xueat of Nn poleon'a inollicr In Iloinu. Her ami, Jerouin Hoiinpnrtn, iilnrrled Mlm Kuanii Mny Wllllnma. They hud two rhllilreu, one of whom la thu prea cut Hecrelury of the Nnvy. --- TitAININC IIIL IIAUY. -- AfbT Mra. WhIIitk bail "rend up" H10 aiibjeet HioroiiKbly nml tnbiibttud Hie reatilla of her luveatlgntlon In bar uiethodlffll mind alio told bur hui hand, aya tin Clilrai'o Newn, Hint alio wim iolng lo limko n rlmiiKi) with baby. "Wo have beall IimklliK n lulu Inke with him. I-hnI ululit ufler din ner wo plH)od with blm hiii) rockoil tii in for 11 full hour. To-nlKbt he la to bit put to IiihI. mid left to go to aleep by hlmaelf." Wnltura, whoda nu extremely youth ful father, wna about tc any Hint rock lot; the bnby wua "pnrt of tho fun." I'ortiitiHti'ly ho renllzeil lu tlmo thnt HiIm whn not likely lo uict with the upprovnl of bis wlfc'a more aerlona mind, ao ho aucgeated luatrad thnt bnby might cry. "We muni be prepared for thnt," Mm. Wnllem aId, Kently but firmly. "Kor a night or two he may ery very hard. Hut rouarl'iitloua pnrouU will not ueglin't the beat good of Ibolr chll illoii biM-niiao of 11 few loara." Mra. Wnltera did not lv her row lutloii time to cool. The baby, dlmpWxl nml eoolng mid rendy for Ida evening frolic, waa put to bd nml the door filmed upon him. At llrat he appeared to regnnl thla mm h new feHture of the Kmne. I'nuii the next room bla parenta could luiir oeoHalonal IntorroKntory Kiirglet. Then theru 01110 n faint wall, then n Hood of luvi-ctlvo In baby langiiBge. "Ilo'a cnllliiR iia nnmei now," anld Wnltera. "I'm Kind he inkea thnt tnek rather than tbo plaintive." lie bad hardly apokcu when nn Mr aplltllllK ahrlek aotimleil from the next room. Wnltera aprnng to Ida feet, but Ida wife waved him back. "Thla wna only whnt waa to be ex pected, Hubert." abe anld, determined, though pale. "He will cry bard to night, mid Kaalbly tomorrow night. My thnt time ho will have learned Ida Iomhoii. All the nulhorltlea I have con aulleil ngrev Hint It la Impnaalblo for n honlthy child of Ida nge to Injure hlmaelf by crying." Wnltera auggeateil thnt tt would have been better to ncciiatom htm to the change Krndunlly. On thla point, too, Ida wife wna firm, unotlng hor nu lhorltlea with Irritating redlnea. The Wnlteraoa nro n harmonious couple, but thla time they came near n quar rel. "There, ho'a quieting down nt laat." anld Mra. Wnltera, triumphantly, nml alio wna right Haby'a frnnlle outcrlen had given way to pitiful aobi. I'm eutly tboe nlao cunaed, nnd Mra. Wnltera amlliHl neroaa the tnblo nt her hualmud, who nulled back. Hath wern ao relieved thnt the onleal wna ovr thnt they were Inclined to overlook whatever might have been unplenaant In tho imit. "Now, you ice, he'a naleop. I'm go ing to take n peep nt him." She atopics! lightly neroaa the room nnd opened the door of tho bedroom. Then abe uttered n aucceaalon of ahrleka rompnred to which bnby'a re cent exhibition were n nothing. With n bound Waltera wna at her aide, fear ing ho knew not whnt. The baby lay on tho floor, n bis lump oil hi forehead canned by hitting tho floor when he fell out of bed. Ho wna aleeplug peacefully lu apltu of tho fact that there were uudrlcd team on his cheek. Womnii nt Her Worat. In ovury aeuao tho moat objection jiblo dreaa ever worn by rCuglUh wom en wna that of the early 'Wt, writes Harry rurutaa In the Oeutlewoman. I defy nny Indy to appear refined In tho correct fnahlon of that period. I wan Jmt old enough to look nt them In pic ture hooka, nnd gnzo In my porambu later at tho common objects of fnah lon with Infantile natotitahiueut. Tlio hnlr Htruck out nt tho back of tho head, ns 11 chignon or bun (really rt Hcmhllng n loaf), surmounted by n llt tlo black turban, with n feather stuck In tt; tlght-llttlug purple Jacket strap ped and crossed with black or red braid; pannlera of gay color bright yellow, sayon which were worked startling pntterna In red braid; short full skirt Bay of red with wldo up right stripes of purple braid; n red pnrnsol, yellow gloves, nnd violet boots completed a costumo that our oldest gentlewomen, still alive, onco wore!" I.nteat TtiliiK Automobile. "Chnrllo Van Newport's now auto mobile will sent forty peoplo." "Orent Scott! Did you sny forty?" "Sure! Flftcon doctors, flfteon sur goons.dlx machlnlstB, two flno sottlers, tho chnuffeur nnd Chnrllo." Columbus Dispatch. Two-ttitrds of what peoplo call prin ciple is bullhcadcdncus. BM& 3Z& w.a RWn J QK Clare Hut, my denr, It la a secret. I vowed 011 my honor never to tell. Mnrlo Well, I'm listening, IO Krou I'rou. fc "It's n beautiful world!" oxclslmed tho cnddlo, cnlhiialniilcnlly. "'rn," anld Mr. Ilockofeller, looking npprecln thely nlwut; "I don't know that I ever owned n better one." Life. Kllson Onylord'a wife used to bo nwfully stout, mid now she Is quit thin. Whnt en 11 mil the change. I won der? Mnrlow Dlvorlu. TI1I1 Isn't U10 siimu wife. Town nnd Country. Cholly I s-anj, guide; I think wo nro following these henr trnrks In tho wrong dlrii'tlon. (Julile O, no. Wo will noon en teh up with him. Cholly 'i-.i...itu ...i.. 1 ... ... t...i.... .-iiiuin nuHL 1 lll-llienill. dllllK.'. (laapnrd l)e ChiigcluiK Dl-dld mon- aleur fldvertlaa for n cliHUffeiir? Old (Jrlgaby I did, but you ain't the one. I'm hoping 1 he sou 01 a gnu will mipiy It-tin mil nl'f.a 1111. tun! U'l..lf llf.lf. "Are prices regulated by supply ami demand V" "CertHlnly," niiswcred tho trust dlctntor; "by wlmtever supply wo chooac to have on hand mid whatever iletiiaiid we chrxNie to make." Wash Ington Ktar. lie I presume you carry n memento of Home kind lu that locket of yours? Hhe--Precisely. It Is n lock of my bus. bund's hnlr. He Hut your husband Is till nllve. Khe Hut his hnlr la fcll gone Judge. Professor Clinlltdown Now, what little Ixiy v mnke up n sentence Il lustrating the meaning of the word 'trlnngle'? Little Hninmy Well, If grubs won't ketch 'em try angle worms. Judge. l'lrst dime Well, do you think Mlsi Van (iiilllou Intends to buy you? Hec oml duke My denr boy, I don't know. Koine dnys I think she does; nt other time I fear she Is merely shopping. Hartford Time. Tnm Now that voiir oiiirairement 1 broken nre you going to make Clirlsan I send back your letter-? Oeorge You ! bet I am! I worked hard on those let ters; they's worth using again!" De troit Kree Prea. Hostess .Shall I help you to t!w enke. Tommy? Tommy No'ru. I't me help meself first. Mn told me not to help tnpself more'n ouct. You cm help me all you plenso afterward. Philadelphia Ledger. Dr. Jones My denr sir. I have Just been to call on your wife's mother nnd her condition Is very serious. Smith Tell me the plain truth, doctor. Ain- I to fear for the best or hope for tho worst? Town nnd Coutry. "Statistic show thnt more tlinn five thousand people disappear every year In this country nnd nre never heard from ngnln." "Hut confound It. they never happen to be the people wo owe money to." Chicago Itecord-IIerald. Qrlunnnd Harrctt Hnmfntter tin Just bought n fann. K. Forest Fruit Does he know nny thing aliout fam ing? (iMuunnd Harrett I.ord. veil 'Why he played In 'The Old Home I stead" and "Way Down Kast" for years. ruck. "Hello! Where are you walking In such n hurry?" "Fellow Just stole -.) nuto nnd went down this rond." "Hut surely you don't expect to overtake him on toot?" "Sure. Ho forpU to take the repair kit with him." Phila delphia Ledger. "Well, Kmlly. did yon have a gool time nt the mnxked ball?" "Oh! I had Hi.. Iltii.. .if tut- llf.t 1 hail inf nit- 1 busbniu' to dres up ns a knight In Ihenvy armor, nnd he wasn't able to budge from one spot all night." iThegende Hlattor. I Kind lady Oh, what n naughty lit tle Iwy you have! Doesn't be know lt' wrong to hit his mother with that big stick? Proud mother Och. don't blame me cholld. ma'am. He's only do ling what be see his father do. bless him. Plck-Me-Up. Little Clarence Paw-uh! Mr Cnb llpors Well, my son? Little Clnresi,o Paw, when n doctor Is sick mid calNj I.. ...v.I.ak .1it.... .. .I....I..M I.I... la .t.A ' 111 nilUllllM lUIWHII I" W lM llllll. - I1IV doctor doctored tho way he wants to bo doctored, or does the doctor doctor libn Just ns he thinks he ought to be doc tored? Puck. I She There's nn nwfully funny Joko I heard today about nn Irishman In 'in automobile. He Yes, dear; I beard It She Oh, you mean thing! I wanted to tell It to you. It wa o funny. He fio ahead, dear, It will tic even funnier the way you toll It. Phtladelphta Press. i "What Ib tho difference between n practical nnd n theoretical fnrnier?" "A theoretical farmer," nnswered Farmer Comtossel, "Is one thnt Insists on tryln' to make n llvln' off the fnnn nu' tho practical 0110 Jos' facos the In evitable an' turns the place over to summer boarders." Washington Star. 1 Tlioao Miulo Verb. ' "Do you expect to Biitnmer nt Oceau- rest thla year?" "I don't know, I'm thinking of Sun- daylng there next week to seo how I llko HI I only nuieii more last year, you know." Philadelphia Pres. Sotno of tho bills of fare given In tho newspapers must bo of tho great est assistance to housekeepers. In a bill of faro lately printed lu 11 big city dally, wo Hud this suggestion; "Tea, hot or cold." It must bo a great lie.pl 10 II woman lu iraiu nun biiu 1,111 nurvu tea cither hot or cold. Tho visum 01 kui tuo u terrible lot llko tholr letters. miEUMATISMiS Rheumatism does more tlinn aaj other dis- "J -l-JwlSUJttJa ease to rob life of pleasure and comfort. It Is so painful and far-reaching 1st its effects on the system that those afflicted with it find themselves utterly unable to enjoy bodily comfort or any of the pleasures of life. Some ara bound hand and foot and suffer constantly with excruciating pains, swollen, stiff joints and muscles, and Tt ., . ., , ... , ,. , A often tllstorteiL crooked I luu been troubled with Rheumatism for two flw,!?. JhlulShJh 7enn' hlLd b"n unJer lhe treatment of phyel Imbs, while others have -Iu ,ml trIed eTerythnK recommended to Intervals of freedom, during me but .ji to Dovall. Mr knee and elbow Joint which they live in constant were so stiff that I eonld not uie them. I was nn. fear and dread of the next able to do my household work, and mi truly la a attack, when, at the least ex pitiable condition. 8, S. 8. cured me after using posurc to damp weather, or t for awhile, and I unhesitatingly givo it tho Blight irregularity of any cretHt It m mucli deerve. kind, the dscase will return. 8U. A., K. Liverpool, O. Mrs. M. A. Drckk-u The cause of Rheumatism is a sour, acid condition of the blood, produced by food lying undigested in the stomach, poor bowel action, weak kidneys and a general sluggish condition of the system. Kxtcrnal applications, such as liniments, oils, plasters, etc., do not reach the cause and can only give tem tem of all foreign matter. It cures the disease permanently and safely because it contains no harmful minerals to derange the stomach and diges tion, lick on Rheumatism and any advice you wish, without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GAm What Itacoitiaa oMhn lllulaa The announcement of Dr. James Morrow, aecretary of the Pennsylvania Illble Society, that his organization atone dlstrlbutc6 lO.OOM.OOO Hlbles last year, while C,00o,000 were sold by the trade, again calls attention to the Irn munse circulation of the book. Whore II the Illble Issued co to Is a wonder even among the agencies that are con cerned in the work. Distributions are supposed to cover, as far as possible, places and persons not yet reached, but It would appear that there are no longer any such places and persons left. Even supposing there were Hlbles in the knapsacks of some or even all of the slaughtered thousands on the field or burled with their clothes on at Port Arthur and Mukden, that would be but a drop In the ocean of produc tion. The proportion of Bibles to be found on second-band book stalls Is not greater tbsn of other books, nor nro tbey probably stored away more than other books are. Persons who have lnvesUgated this question nays It ts one of the unexplained mysteries. Philadelphia Press. Una prat Hani Krrr Marie. The deepest haul of a net ever made In the world was achieved by Americans off the Tonga Islands In the South Pacific. The trawl struck bottom 23,000 feet below the surface; that Is considerably more than four miles down, but even nt that depth animal life was found. Those strange beings lived In water whose tempera ture was constantly Just above the freezing point, and under a pressure of 0,000 pounds to the square inch. To sink that net and brine It back again took a whole day of steady la bor. St. Nicholas. Willing; to Oblige. Mlfklns A friend f mine tells me you called me a donkey the other diy. Hlfklna Yea, I believe I did. Mifklne Well, I think you ought ta apologize. Hlfklna So do I. Mlfklns Then why don't yon? Hlfklna Oh, don't let It worry yon. I'll apologize wba I meet the othi'r don kr. IxKikad Huaplolon. Mrs. Peckem I'm afrsld my husband Is planning tome aort of mlacbief. Mrs. Neighbors Why do you think so? Mr. Peckem Because of his snxlety to bar m go to tb seashore for a month. Mrs. Neighbors And are yon going? Mrs. Peckem Am I going? Not in hundred years! mm mf .LMffcfoble PrcpaMtionfur As similating tticFoodandllcfiula ting the Stomachs andBowvls of Promotes Digcsllon.ChccrfuI-ncssandncst-Contalns neithcr Opium.Morpliino norXLucraL ISOT "NAII C OTXO . jo?- tfcujrssxaimcsBt JUUUSJl- Apcrfecl Remedy forConsllna Tion, Sour Stonwch.Diarrhoca Worms.Conwilsious.Fewnslv ncss nnd Loss of Sleep. FacSunlUi Signature of NEW YORK. exact copy or wruBfira. 2t2al!eErM I flK wanutf-r-. u-mun I vH Kil V4p5fn SffsS porary reiiei. The blood must be cleansed and pun fied before a cure can be had. S. S. S, attacks tho disease in the right way it neutralizes the poison and filters out every particle of it from the blood, stimulates the slusrcish orcans and clears the sys A Ixing-Fnlt Want. Stringer I saw a nlckel-ln-the-slot ma chine to-day that will tell whether a man la In lore or not. Joahem Bay, the inventor ought ta maka a fortune ont of that machine. Moat any man will gladly give up a nickel to find out whether It Is lore ot dyspepsia that all him. UoUxrawltl find Mra. Window's Soothing Bymp tb beat remedy too .4 for their children flaring the Utthlng period. Plan of Action. Amateur Writer My friends say this story of mine will prove n great success and they have promised to buy it when It comes out in book form. Editor How many friends told yon that? Amateur Writer Ob, a dozen or morfc. Editor Oo and make a hundred thousand more such friends, get their written agreements to buy the book, then come back and I'll talk business with you. Success. FITS r-enn.n.nUT Cnrd. Sa Bitot atrrntotta aUrflmdar'iBMefDr.Klln-'aUr-at :!-? )ttr-r. -d1 for Kr trial boII ami Imltat, in. h.u.kum,u4.,hi Arcn si, ruuadtipnu, r. Cbeitnntaa Paying Crop The boys may bo interested to know that chestnuts prove a very profitable crop. Experts claim that an orchard of chestnuts will bring ' greater returns to the owner than an apple orchard of tin same size, as ' the nuts are retailed on the street ! corners at about six dollars a bushel, while tho Italian who sells roasted chestnuts receives pay for them at the rate of at least eight dollars sv bushel. The tree Is one of tho most rapid growers, and has been known to bear fruit at Ave years of age, St Nicholas. Yon Can Qtt Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. 1 Write Allen 8. Olmatad, La Roy.H. T., for free aample of Allen '1 Fool-Eate. It carta (wealing, hot awollen.adslng letl. It make ew or tight aboea taay. A certain core foi corna. Inr rowtngnallt and bontona. Alldror giiu tell It. tie. Don't accept any auUUtute. 1 And It Did. Tbey were seated on the park bench' In the gloaming-, and there wasn't room between them for an argument. I "George, dear," murmured the maid, , after a bllaeful silence extending over a period of some 37 seconds. "I'm afraid It will be necessary for you to see a doc tor about your arm." I "Why do you think so, darling?" queried the young man In the case. "Becauae," the coyly replied, "It seems to be out of place." "Ob, don't let tbst worry you,' said George. "It will come around all right," HS??JK51 STOMA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA Ttt eiKTftUN toanar. naw Ton em. iiiii AW