r' " 'ti m IttlL WeakL ungs Bronchitis Por over sixty yenra doctors have endorsed Aycr's Cherry Pectoral for couclis, colds, weak luncs, bronchitis, con sumption. You can trust a medicine the best doctors ap prove. Then trust this the next time you have a hard cough. " I had n awful .nili for tr year, and DMMni .md In do in an? ooJ, 1 liM Ar.C 1,'hti rr r.tlor.l .nil .. toon curxt. I rMoinwtnJ it la all idt frl.mli wli.n.rar T..hluitn, II, C, ' A Ma4a br J, ) A.r ()', I,.. II, Mm.; Alt 4arltirr f 7 8AU4PAIILU. ijers ruis. luig viooa. Aver's Pills hoop tho howols regular. ah vooinwo nnn cnntiy inxntivo. Hliullar, lint Dtrr.irnnt. Wife Why, George, I'm lurprleed tint you ehould epeud fi for hitl Husband lltihl Tint's uolhlug. You aid l'i for your. Wife I never did anything of tht kind, I bad It charged to you, ot Hpcclnllr Interested. HM dear girl, do you think it U right to let tint t young until spend so much money on you?" "Why uot? I have no Intention of marrying hi in." YOUR FACE may I- jrmir furltin. Teka rareuf lt krep your com pi. i Inn imd and titer lnd for IkMikltt I uii mi...i completion end tharlnc rt'tini, rungr, jwder, etc, mauiic .iitANirrrit mijown tenut llul.l, eaHultercH ,Kau Kraacl.co Ali.nU WniitKl. DAD DEBTS COLLECTED ivtmrwHtrtt-HHpniuiiN ktrountj rMitarvt aim 'A -4 ltt f9 toftMAM SALT lAKt CITY. UTAH Till: IIAINV PI.V Klf I I'll d'.ltor. all Ik. ur. an., ini'ini rmururllurrarr horn. In illnlnc iii(n, .W.plrw ttmin Anil all Viar. whara nfeaitiniuM KMirnGlrUl Miin.. 11. An. iimI n.l mil nilnlliirlnlui .i.JIblnr. 'rr " - - - ik.iti one and rou wiilnAT.rb Miituwi IL.rii, li nii krpt by 0.l.t., Mm t.U rurJOr llaralil Houir., IU ll K Alb At... llvlr, H V. EZ AZOUG1 TOV 0tW.wt,rf fa di wtihlh luiriM A44rtlMI f jroulMlf n4 l f uf I tiUnit, tni Irx 4.1 hn IrM "III pnUUr . tnuf a (uiIa. oU, J will CffOll . y wtiH liCO on our Ui.00 KhcUriMp. Our KKont offrft t.(rploil tjr.nttrrt to lunlBUuliw)tl,SltK.li, tAiDih.Alc. Diir lmtvciio-ioiit Tuition mil M.cmi.wi i in mi '- THE MULTNOMAH ' : BUSINESS INSTITUTE I M. A. AlBIN, Pl. ! oiith or. PORTLAND. ORC. IFYOO STAMMER WCOAN CURE YOU Tk. Ul. rAM.IH. In.llUU .M Mi.l far lAaiaMf.i. r lln.ll,MrAl.A t.tlil.ll l..n ln, IU rrd iaaumaJ. Uc14 MmUJ nll VrlU' lr. A.l.oIOV4. llrntm.Adurt7 lk).l ViAA.lArAi4ir,fl.nrj,i .tlri.l..rjkr. kl. luiluiunkuA Wmi.ia Hi.nih.irortl.iMloiik t.ry Uiv cIih af hiiii. In Atl.AA.nr ntn aau . IiU.IUi;. AlluM.l.ahi.lilr M.akt. W .i. In im.a rkOkrll la. I tk.l.U lim.uu.llyrviiiltAj WiililwwlAl'Aril.iulMUrUUr lllk. Hill AA.i4 imiiJI. tiAlll biulir I.I A, ronrrtvie. Aii.of.ir'rx tiunu iIuahantkku. wrlMlar(uriitl.iiUi.Ajiini. If vu m.Ail kl. iir aa4 mimI rU In uiui,ia ra..r ihmi.ia, 111 MM our f htlk bolllul, Au M knuk, 1. OrlilAABj TlMlln.Alaf kUnnwIa'ftMAf.kUf. 144,m WILLIAM T I.KWIH WHlnallainHuuilr. AmocUU rrlnclp! B.W Oar intbAnit IUI.Ih lr.t. fOHTLANU, UMKUON WoU-M ruylU ACtll aI l-Altl.M Afl.r H l.l. PRUSSIAN POULTItY FOOD C.UI Cheii,NM till Olk.l Alu.ltl, II Mil.ik.Aili, .n. nilk.l ikuk, ,gs fin, JJ.niMt: r.lli, ttjt fiuiilia HionC..SI, r.ul TIIEHKOT Tlx I'ni.it.n l-aullrr rood Ana Ur kllt.r af ir.i.r. k. AH lru- KKIAIUlUf I III. iriMMl. ul.A lri.r. .ail.l.cllvni W Ml.MlloTlN. MIU;ni Wa.ti WJUOT WHAT IB NIEOEO. rru..l.n rouilrr KihmI l.lu.l ka It na.l4 In rai.lnf psullr U. IU lllllUIN,UUU,Wa.U. r.rlliaa S4 C... Alii, f .ill.iil. Or. rimil.a f.ullrr B till l'UUILAMU MKKIt UO l'urllnud. Or,, Usatl iHUi ECONOMY Hot Air Pumping Engine l'uin. walor (or houno and lrrlg'lon Iitlioeii wind mill. ml gaiolliia euittir. lliirni gasoline, wood or coal, Una auto, mallu.lop. Hhliod on aiuToval. Write for calaloguci and lrlcoa. BEALL & CO. 321 Itawlhorne Ave. PortUind, Ore. P. N.U No. 32-1803 lj? SI 3 w II UN writlnr toadvertlierapleai Bianiion tun paper. DARING RAILROAD PROPOSITION. ijw'yj ii . ' i -i.i 4nStv Js Jn ct (rtr mil" ?. -r JfcJbBiii JW r v ,AV or r 900.. ,;41i ' UOU'I'H OK THIS 1UIM10AD TO KKY WK8T. Tho tort of rnllrondluK which nppnili to tho public tnlt)1, l7 rcmon of It (InritiK mid by tho innv prolilom which It ofton proienti to Uio otiKlnor, U Mint thniUKh tuutiiitiilu rcKlom, but It hue rouinlntxl for Henry M. FlnKter, who linn lionn tonnoil "Tho WUord of Florida," to tako In band aotno rail way rounlructlon which l not only unlquo, but daring to the Init dPfrren. Thli taik la llin txtcmlgn of till Tlorldn Halt Coait Railway, which bat for oiiid ycnri been In operation botwveu flt. Augmtlni nnd Mlnnil, M tnllei nouthwfitwnrd nnd northwitward from th latter point to thi linporlnnt Ul and of Kty Went Tho comtructlon of tin cxtrnilon la proceeding rapidly. Thi road will trnvrne for n coualdornblo dlitnnce a rid bo or illght eleva tion of nnlltlc llmvitono, and patting bvyond thli will roach land, tlio nmn groru, Mint atrnngo tree which ri'nclin Ita root downward Into tho water fniui Mm llinb above being for ft long dlitance the principal rcgctntlon. 'I'll en Ihn rond will atrlko conildvrablo ttretchea of water, nioro or Ion ihal low, but nlwnya the foundation will bo one of Mio nnot and moit ub itnntlnl 'liuaglnnbli1, tiatnuly, coral rock. Tho couttnictloii will be of the inott expenalve and durnblo character, and overythlng will maku for nbtolut tafety. The flrtt aurvey win for a line to Capo Hnble, but when Milt was mode Mr. ITIaglor found that he wot itxty mllnt from Key Wvtt and twelro nillot from what It known at the tlirco fathom lino of tho gulf He Mierefore decided to undertake the greater prop oiltlon, nnd to changed Mio line from nonu-itead and It building more nearly along what may be called the general lino of the coait, In a acenlc way Mil mad will be notablo. Tho vlnwt It will giro of thoie beautiful aouthern water, with nil their tenderness of tint, with the tcorct of "kern" or Itlandt nnd Inlet, great and tinnll, will make It like n voyage In wonderland. Tho linn will pats from key to key, and tho flrtt deep water It will ttrlkii will bo at what I known a Knight' Key, whero Minro will bo a channel thirteen feet In depth. Horural drawbridge will be constructed, tome for the ute of tho unall rriieli which nre engaged In Mi tpong fltherlct, the (cat of the aponge trndo being Key Wett TACTFUL Mil TAKAMIflA. JuiMin Jtlnlatrr lo America Hom from tlm Wnka. The career nnd experience of To goro Taknhlra embrace mot of thu varied changet In modern Japanese btitory. aaya Mi Hovlew of Tie rlov. In hit early youth he felt keenly and deeply the ancient feuded life of lamuraland thogun, nod when Japan abandoned the old order and ect btr face to ward the new be twung Into and de veloped with Mi Mr. Takahlra la TIKlOni) TAKAIIIMA new national life. tine example of Mio diplomat and gen Moman of tho Knr 11a at. lilt cul ture and trnlulng nre many aldod he It learned In Clilnrao phlloaophy and literature, ho la a Miorough tcbolar lu tho tutrlcato literature of lili own country, and he apenka and wrttet Dueutly In uveral Kuro(ean lan guage!. Mr. Tnkablrn I not of tho titled clnaa ho tin rtaen from tho rauka. Kntertng tho Imperial dlplotuatlo tw ice tn 1870, after a thorough educa tion at tho Jnpnneio capital, he wn appointed attncho to the Japnneie le gation In Wnthlngton, becoming cc rotary of that legation In 1881. Two )oar later ho wna apiolntod ecro- tary of the FoTvIgn olllce. Iter, he held a number of Important pots, In cluding MiONO of chnrgo d'nffnlrc lu Coreft (IHN.!), conttil genernl nt Now York tlM'l), mtiilKter rt'Hldoiit to Ilol Innd (IbO'.1), milliliter to Italy USUI), milliliter to Atutrla (1Mtl), vk-o minis ter for foreign nffHlra ilM)0i nnd vlco minister to tho United Htnto UIXW). Tho J it pn mini uilulNtor la n mnn of mlddlo nge, of u ntroiig, well-built frninu, but broken riumcwlmt from liln eiporlt'iictt of Intt winter, when he win opernti'd on for nppeiullcltU. Tnct fill and diplomatic, it dlgnlllcd diplo mat through nnd through, Mr. Tnkn hlra baa creditably reproaentwl Jn auoao luteretta throughout tho preaeJJf dirtlcult period of tho war. He hna only cnurngooua exprctalon of nppro elation for tho admlrablo qtinlltlet of the Rustlnn people, whom ho under ttnndt thoroughly, Ho oo not look for penco In tho nenr future, but any that Jnpnn la Quite rendy nnd pro pnrotl to couttuuo the conflict na long aa mny bo uoceaaary. Aa to tho pot alblllty which hna boon suggottod of a ItuuKvJnpnuoao nlllnnco after ponco hna bcon concluded, Mr. Tnknhlrn do clnre thli can novor bo. Tho Jnpnu so people, lw points out, linvo bocn odncntod, polltlcnlly, along Anglo-Stir- on llncw, and It would bo very difficult to cliaugo thla national bent A Fran-co-Ilutalan alliance might be poatlblo. but a Ruaao-Jnwncaa alltnnce never. Tooth tfo Donna At Alt Profotaor D. fly met Thompson, Qreahara professor of medlcln, tn the oonrat of an addros at tho Polytoch. nlo, Rogont itreot, London, on "Tho Evolution and Degenoratton of Mio Tooth," romarked that while tho bonet of man aud animal had decayed greatly during tho lntt 0,000 ox T,000 year, the teeth had been preserved tn a much better condition. Teeth were not part of bonet, but part of the akin they were, In fact dormal appendage. Old people were surprised to And that when tb teeth of the tower Jaw departed there wa very little of the Jaw left Thl pro duced what wa called the nut-cracker physiognomy. Referring to the fact that the crocodile had an animated tooMipIck In the form of a bird, which removed foreign matter, M lecturar enforced th lesson of Mio necessity of attending carefully to the cleansing of the teoMt and recommended attention to them at nlgbt at being more Ira-j-ortant Mian lu the morning. No New to Hrxiak OC" A country correspondent of the Adam Enterprise sends In these In teresting Items: "There I no new to tpeak of In Milt here settlement Dud Bpurlln wat bit by one rattletnako and two mocea tint yesterday and feeling unwell at thli writing. "The tupper for the benefit of the now church bell wat largely attended. (Tbnt It the hungrlett bell In Mils neighborhood.) "MaJ. Jones happened to the acci dent of havln' his head blowed off Tuesday. Don't know how high It wa blowed, a It hain't come down yet "Tho Jug-train with ninety gallons of spirits aboard, waa wrecked by un known miscreant Saturday ntght, and tn conioQiunco Sunday In town was dry enough to burn. "I will close at Micro It no newt to apeak of, as I tald bo fore, wishing Hitcuess to tho paper nnd all good citi zens." Atlanta Consjltutton. N Itenaoii rtir Two Trip Pntrlck't wife wn "nlllng," and Patrick put ou his tiuudny host und wnlkod four uilloH to thu doctor's house to tell him about her. "Now," said tho doctor, when ho hnd henrd nil Pntrlck hnd to say, nnd hnd prcpnred touio mvdlcliio, "lioru It something for your wife. I'vo writ ten the direction! on tho bottle, nnd I want her to try It fntthfully for a fortnight. Then, If It doesu't rcllore her, come to me ngnlu, nnd I will gtvo you another pretcrlptlon." "Now, docthcr, teo here," tald Pat rick, ttandltig atralght aud looking grimly at tho phytlclnn, "If you have your doubts o' thli curtn' Mnry, at It't Ivldent you hnvo by tho way you pake, why don't you glvo mo Oral what you're goln" lo glvo mo laitl" Whan ICxpaiuo Mil Not Count, Mnmmn Havo toiuo more augnr, Willie? Wllllo Why. you nlwnya tell mo that more thnu ono spoonful la bad for mv hoalMit Mamma Thnt'a nt homo. You're nt a hotol now tako all you wnut Cleveland Leader, Tho average father talks ao much about hit "aneiiuienU" that the chil dren know about them. Ills "anon menU" go to hit lodge, and nro really premium ou lit Ufo luturanco. 1) caroful what you any to aomo poople. (N, 11, On tocond thought wo havo decided not to uio that word "aomo.") Humorous i Onnnlbaliam in Hcotlnnd, Lndy In Hnndyford district would llko two k'" tlemi'ii for dinner dully. Olnagow Herald. Indy Cnn Mint parrot talk? Dealer Tnlk? Why, miy, lndy, you'd t'lnk he wuz brought In n box nt do op try. Puck. Mia Pwect Kxcuao me, but where did you leiirn to dnnce? Mr. Hplny In n correspondence achool. Ohlcngo New. Farmer lilnke (nt Now York re taurnnt) Wnnl, Miranda, hero' pln nch ilxty centt, 1 wonder If that' n peck or bushel. Life. "Whnt'a Htovcii doing now?' "Nothing." "Hut I wa told ho won holding a government poaltlon." "He la." Milwaukee HenUnel. "You ny hi courny wna not qullu antlsfnctory to tho labor union?" "Why, no. Ho worked ten hour a dny to lectin) tho pmtnge of an eight' hour Inw." I5x "I might have known better Minn to trust my money to Mint broker." "Why o? Are nppenrnncea ngnlntt him?" "No, confound him! If hi dlMppenrnfici'," Town nnd Country. Nordy Inauro In your compnny? With your highest olllclnlt lighting tho wny they nro? IluttH Kuro thing. You can see for yourself that we must have asset worth fighting over. Kx. Kdwln I hnve to go to Hcotlnnd noxt week. You will be truo to nro whllo I mil gone, won't you? An gelinaOf course Hut rr lon't bo gono long, will you dear? I'lck-Mo-Up. "Johnny, who wn Peter nnd who waa Paul?" "Thein wn the guy wat roblxM each other to pay each other without lettlu' their left hntida get wine." Clucliiuatl Commercial-Tribune. "If curious," said Undo Kbcn, "to ln-nr tell 'bout how many genlutet bm been allowed to atnrvo an' how mnny lazy folki managt-ri to git a llvln' by prctcndln to bo geniuses." Washing ton Star. Friend of the Family You are very lucky, my boy, to be the seventh son. It will bring you everlasting fortune. Hon No. 7 It hann't so fnr. All It's brought yet 1 the old clothes of my ttx brothen. Detroit Freo Press. "And did you tell God about It, and atk Hit forglvencH?" Inquired her mother of tho lltUo daughter whom at last be had let out of the closet "Why, no. I wa to bad I didn't think you'd want It known outside tho fam ily." Ex. "Myr exclaimed the good old soul. looking up from her paper, "these col lege game are getting to bo horribly rough." "Whnt'a Mie matter now?" asked her husband. "Here's a report In the paper about a Yarvnrd mnn beating all his rivals with the ham mer." Philadelphia Pren. nithop Goodman (Impressively) Only think, children I In Africa there aro ten million square miles of terri tory without a single Sunday school whero little boys and girls can spend their Sundays. Now, what should wo all try and save up our money to do? Class (In ecstatic union) Go to Afri ca I Judge. The young woman In the stern of Mio lltMo boat hnd whispered softly the word "ye." "Hut Mny right where you aro, Jnck," hc ndded. hnstlly; "If you try to kiss mo you'll upset tho boat" "Huw do you know?" lionrse ly demanded Jack, n borrlblo attspl- cton already tnklng poscilon of him. Chicago Tribune. Visitor Quito n neat little place, that ono with tho green abutters. Who Uvea there? Host Thnt'a Cooper's bouse. Ho had a rich uncle, who left him all his money. Visitor Out And whoso Is Miat magnificent mnnston over there? Hoat Thnt belongs to tho Inwyer who settled up Cooper's uncle's nffnlra. CiimcH'iv Judge l'lillilpi' Mitt l'ih. "There It no llxhlng In tho world llko the uport In the Gulf of Mexico, where they cntch tarpon," snld Judge John F. Philips, recently In tho kali an City Star. Judge Philips, looking tunned nnd tho-Mughly rt'Stcd. hna Just returned from a fishing trip to tho const of Texas. "I aurprlned tho nn fives by catching six of thoso big fel lows. Tho largest weighed 135 pounds nnd measured 0 feet 10 Inches In length. It took me nil hour to lnnd him nfter I hnd made the strlko. "The tarpon It caught on n heavy line nnd a specially strong rod nnd rcol. I had Just told my bont'mnn tbnt I would go In for dinner nnd wo had Just startbd to put bnck to tho shore from where wo hnd been fishing, per haps a mllo out to ten, when I hooked tho big fish, Ity playing with htm, reeling him In nnd maneuvering bnck nnd forth for nu hour I finally pulled htm into shallow witter. Tho bontmnn then lenped out In wnter up to his wnlst and, striking tho fish with n gnff hook, hauled him up ou tho bench. Cntcblug tnrpon Is strenuous exerclso," ndded Judgo Philips, "but as a sport it Is not equnled." v Hitch Toned. "Mnudlo Buys hor steady Is a high- toned young feller," "(lee! That t a rood name for It. all right Ile'i one of thoso squeaky voiced ilsslot." Cleveland Leader. There nro not many people whoso vlsltt aro its Interesting n n coutlnued story In a teu-ctut uiugnttuo. , ' vrn 1T7N r4a.v SESSM&S HC YtepZXrBB2Ki KlGIJ-3 I TUTl? 1 a:-irirwiKf y sr UAJ&&0?ifkL-- -'"" JmaS3 "S. Iiouecliold saylnrr. needs treatment from anjr cauae. this great remedy is the first thought of and used by thousands of people all over the country, because It is superior to all other blood purifiers. It Is a purely vegetable remedy, and while it penetrates the circulation and forces out all poison and morbid matter, it also builds up the entire system by ita fine 'tonic effect. During the win become dull and weak and was loilnsr flesh, and an all-gone tired feel failed to perform their full fog that tntdc me miserable. I began Mie uaoof duty.thebloodbaabecnslug- a 8. 8. and my blood was restored to Its nc gish and an extra amount mil, healthy condition. Mr appetite returned, X of poisons and waste mat. increased in weight, that "Urea feeling" left and tcra have accumulated in I K.'ln 5?' the system nnd been ab- Colnmbtj. Ohio. Victor SroiiniifS, orbed by it With the com- Brtbmsn and Washington Are, ing of Spring and warm weather the blood is aroused and stirred to quicker action and in its effort to throw off these acids and poisons the skin suf fers, Boils, pimples, blotches, rashes and eruptions break out and con tinue until the blood is cleansed and made pure. S. S. S. is the ideal remedy for this condition; it clears the blood of all impurities, makes it rich and strong nnd these pkin troubles pass away. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Chronic Bores nnd Ulcers, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other diseased of the blood arc cured by S. S. S. Book on the blood and any advice de Sired, free of charge THE SWIFT SPECIHC CO., ATLANTA, GA. The Old Dinner ITeiL Thers's music In th lowln' of tht cattle on tb bills, An' In the lazy Itughttr of th waUrfalU an' rills; In tie slngln' of th bluiblrd an' th bummln' of th be, An' the oU woodpecker ptckla' en Mi holler sugar tree. There's music in th blossom an' the clear blue of tb sky, In the screamln' of tb chicken hawk a-clrclin' 'way up high; Bat the svrrctest songs of Jan Mm ain't nowberes near a smell To th music 'long at noontime of Mi old dinner belt When plowln' In the distant fields, clean out o' sight o' borne, A-wUhln', too, with all your heart that dinner time would come, You watch tb furrles stretch away aroun' th lower bend, An' potter 'round a bit before yon start for t'other end. An' yon bend your hesd an' listen to ketch th welcome sound, An' ctlc'lst It's put nlgb noon by shad- ders on Mi ground, When through th baiy atmosphere, your longln' to dispel, Comee the fur-off stlr'ry music of the ole dinner belt When tb harreet day I over an' the toller' work I done, Over wavln' corn an' clover tinted by Mio eettln' sun. Low tn' tweet tb distsnt maslc of Mis ol bell floats along; Born upon the (Tenia breetes, mingled with the reapers' song. An' you look acrost th medder, past the ole crick wlndln' through. Where the ringer tweet It waltln' wIMi a welcome there for yon. Oh, there ain't no Joy of summer that can ttrlk you quit so well As th rlngln', when you're hungry, of the ol dinner belt Indianapolis News. Railroad Traveling In Delsil Railway travel I cheap In Belgium, according to a report received at the State Department from United Statei Consul McNally at Liege. He aays that the Belgian atate railway sells tickets on a time basil which enables the holder to travel continuously, If desired, for the period stated on the ticket within Mio limits of the country. For Instance, a five-day Mcket will cost S3.S0, and a flfteenday Mcket $7.72. During the life of one of these tickets It serves as a pass, and It la only neces sary to abow It upon request The above rates refer to second class only. All that Is required to obtain these tickets la to present at the office an unmounted photograph of small size, which Is attached, to Mio Mcket as a means of Identification. Jte Certainly Did. Enpeck Green eloped with Brown's wife yesterday, I understand. Mrs. hupeck Why, I thought Green was Brown's best friend. Enpeck Well, didn't h prov It? Nothing more detestable does the earth produce thin an ungrateful man. An- sonlus. KSC2S2S&i3 Tlio Klnil ion IIuvo Always Bought hns borno tho slfrnn turo of Chun. II. Fletcher, and hns beeu mailo uudcr his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow mo ono to docelvo you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd Jtist-UH-jrood" nro hut Experiments, and ciuhinjjor tha health of Children Kxportenco against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is n harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothlnir Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Xarcotio substance. Its ago is Its cuunuitco. It destroys "Worms and allays Eoverisliness. It cures Diarrhoea and "WlnO. Colic. It relieves Tecthlnc- Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, retriilntcs tho Stomach and Dowels, (rlvinu; healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. Tie Kind You toe Always Bought Hoars tho aL&mz&u In Use For Over 30 Years. TMceiNtaun ceuainjv. tt uuau) tcit, Ntwvoe,rr- fsmmmmtmmmmmtmmmmmmm .nmi.i.irCt 1 BLOOD S. 8. for the blood" has crown tn r,e When the blood la out of order, r Htooklirokcr and Jarle. A prominent New York stockbroker says; "The newspapers do not gfct wind of even a small fraction of tho snlts brought sgnlnst brokers because of mltundcratandlngs between us and our customers. NIncty-nlne custom ers out of evtry hundred think we rob tbcm when they lose their money In the market and give us no credit when they win. We do our hardest to tettlo all suits out of court, for there Is not a Jury on earth Mint will find a verdict for a stock broker. Why? Simply be cause every Juror has been scorcbedl now and Mien In the mnr.ct and holds a grudge against all brokers." New York Press. To Break In New Shoes. Always .hake In Allen's Foot-Eae, a powder, ft cute, but, aweatlnr. aching, awollen feet, furr. corn.. Ingrowing nails and bnnlont. At all drurjrl.la and sboe .torrt.OV Don't accept anyuhtltute Faraple mailed FREE. Addreas Allen 8. Olruited, L Boy, H. Y. An Haay Job. Big Chief Scared-of-HIs-Job had met with an accident while scouring th plain and It wa necessary for the army surgeon to amputate his leg. After a Mm Mi missing limb was replaced by a wooden one, and meeting him later Mi doctor ssld: "How do yon like your wooden leg, old mm?" "Ugbl" responded Scared-of-Hls-JoK "Injun llkum besp much. Injun llkunt you makum ill wood." "Make you all wood?" queried Mi M". D. In urprlse. "What for?" "Injun make heap money Mien," an swered th noble red min. "Getum Job ttandnm In front of cigar store. Ugh I" ITIY6 rermaixaUyCarrd. Jo flti or nerretuiua flld ATUrBr.li3aranufDr.Klln'.OrUJfrT JlMtorr.iB4 for Twrm SI trial txtlarnl trraitn. Xr.Jl.lI.IUlM,tL,Ml Arc 8L. rniladclplita, fa. Ths Bane IJoat. But Charlie, will you tell me what time It Is? I'to left my watch at mj, aunt's. Charie Awfully lorry, but I can't I've left mln at my uncles. Detroit Freo rret. , Source of Supplies. "William," said th minister's wife, "if you wint me to repair your trousers you'll hiv to go down town and get some buttons." "Never mind, my dear; let It go till next week," replied the good mm. "I'm going to take up a collection for tha benefit of Mie heathen Sunday." Uothertwlll And Mr. Window's BooUJog Syrup the beat remedy tona tor their calWxea during the teething period. Nothing Dolnc. "Now Mint I hnve Bold you a policy,' said Mie Insurance agent "I will make you an Interesting proposition. Give me some letters of Introduction to peo ple you know nnd I will give you half my commission on every one of them I land." "My dear mnn!" cried Mio new pol Icy bolder, "I haven't an enemy on earMil" Newark News. Signature of 4