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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 4, 1905)
My Hair is Extra Long Feed your hair ; nourish It; give It something to livo on. Then It will slop falling, and will grow long and heavy. Aycr's I lair Vigor Is the only hair-food you can buy. For GO years it has been doing just what wc claim It will do. It will not disappoint you. Mf lialr Md l rr ihorl, Hut attar mini Ajai'i lUIr Vlr .hot! lima II !! t'l raw. simI nawll li fouitasn luctiti lonn, Thl..mn .illi'1. l.ull inmaallaf bln alrinxl olllintdan; liir''. M, J. i, Vir, C'vlvtailuHiiiliigiiL'elo, A MadYbr i, O.YjYr'oo., i.arll, Mm., ym Al.o maaufaaiuraf t JL JLt( O cnttw pectobau yers ! 0LD Horry Hir lllm. Tho young iiimii on tint elevated was concealing a lighted cigarette In hla Iff t 'band, to the obvious amusement of tha young woman who waa accompanying tilin. ICvrry one In a whllo h took aiirrnpttlloiiM pun. "Now, Prank," aha protested, "you mustn't." I'or answer he snatched her stickpin with III other tut ikI, mill hrlj It up tantallxlngly before her eyes, "(Jlvo that right back." ilia exclaim, ed. "I'm It right In here." Hhn ti flil out her oprti shopping bag. Thn young iiinii became n bit cor fused, and dropped something Into tlio lis it. It wm not the pin. Tha girl hastily closed the bag without noticing thp thin curl of smoke Issuing froia It Hcveral pasengcrs rode tttrro stations beyond whera they Intended to (tot off, In the hope of further developments, but nothltiK happened. "I'm sorry for that young man when thn flmla nut," murmured on uiau aa bo departed regretfully. j?avorite5j MMi't,..MiliriiMi',,i,i.J WWWWWWWl Jllll llllltlan. U'nll. mi, I can't It'll wlui' Im lives, llnciiilsii lu ilim't live, oil hit; Leastways he's got out of the hiihlt Of llvlu' like mi mill mi. Whar' have, you been for tlio lint three, year 'I'lint you haven't heard folk toll Mow Jimmy inli pnasrd In hU check Thn night of tlm Prairie Illl7 lln weren't no saint them engineer la prrlty much alike OMii wife In Natches-under-the hill, Another oiio hern In Pike. A kcvrless mriii In hi talk waa Jim, An awkward hum) In n row, Hut Im never funked, ami he never lied I reckon ho never kuowwl Imw, Ami tilin waa all thn religion ho hail, To treat hla mikImo well, Never In? passed on thn river, To mind tlm pilot' Ml; And If ever thn Prairie Hollo took fire A thousand times lip aworit Iltt'il hnld her tiusslu agin thp hank Till thu Mat aolll K"t ashore, All himla ha their day (Hi thn Mlaalaalp, And Iht day come at laat; Tint Movaatar wa a better liont, Hut thn Helle, she wouldn't he passed: And mi she count tarln' along that night Tint oldpat craft on tint linn With n ulk'Ki'r aipint on her aafpty valre, And Iiit furuaca crauiuird, roalu and pi no. Tim tint Im t out aa aha clearnl tha bar, And burnt a hoi In tha nlk'lit; And, ijulck a a llaali, aim tnnit'd and iiiadu For that hIINt hank on thn rlKht. TIiito waa ruiiulu' and ciinln', but Jim yi-llitl out On-r all thn Itifrrnnl ronr: 'I'll hold litr uoxtln ak'lu tha hank Till thn laat Kthiot'a aaliore." ThroilKh thn hot, black breath of thn biirnlu' iMHit Jim HludiHi' oIcp wa heard, And they all had trout In hla ctiMpdmin, And kiiuMnl hp would kirii hi word; And. aiirn'a ymi'm Iwrtl. thny all sat off Afurn l lip mtiokiMtapk IpII Ami Itlildxi'a icliiwt wnut Up alotlP In tha amoktt uf the rralrl-p HpIIp. until llipy aorveil him, If iUey do iiiiindi'il pny hit would thri'iilm to Imvo tliciu put fT thu platform. Thu oiiinlhiiN ilrlvura unci ciilimvn on Fifth iivi'inii) point out a crock ncroni tint top iniuo of K'aaa In nun uf hla piirlor window which, tlicy any, hna hciiii Micro for 21 ypira, Thu atory Kiic that Mr. Hiiku uuKothitcil with u Klnzlur to replace It with n whohi pane for t'Z. Mr. Hiiku would nut pay moro than 10, The xlaxlcr would not yield, ami thu deadlock hna continued for nlmoNt n ijimrler of n century. Ilo hna n ulct little country plnco down on Ixiik lalatid, with n kooi! ileal of lawn, hut ho iIoch not keep thu turf aliaved down like Ida nelKlihora. Hit leta tlio km Krow until It la IiIkIi eiioiiKh to inak) Kod liny mid then aclla It for Ct (o a livery atalilckecpcr In thu vicinity. "BOTHEHATION PHIMU8." Arunnientiillta Voiilli (Invo the In Mtruclor Komctliliiu toTliliik Altoiit. 'J 'he illKtilty of tho old time clergy man of a aiiiall town enwrHpptol him o entirely In the eye of hi people that Jeata conccriilUK thu follilea of hla youth went likely to bu frowned upon rather thnu churlHhed. Hut of thu col Icku dnya of thu eatluiuhlu and much reapectisl Nathaniel Nile, of Wat 4 70fc$iC "la ahn aentlmititnl?" "Vcryl Hho will oven weep over hor old dlvorco pnpera," JudKe, Hewitt How mnny menbi did you Imvo on thu voynw. Juwctt Oroaa or net? Hrooklyn Mfe, "It aeoma Woodhy hna dlaeovcreil that Im hna n family tree." "Vea, It'a mi outKtowth of hi aucccaaful bual. ne plant." "Ho the lawyer ot m. nil tho eatnte. Il Ktfitil et nnythlntc?" "Oh. yea. Hho Kot ono of thu law yera." Judfju, Kinployer (to new oince Iwy) Hna wih cnanier told you what you nru to do till afternoon. Office hoy -Vea, air; I'm to wake him when I aeu you comlnjf. Hcrap. MaKlatrate Vou any your machine waa beyond your control. Chauffeur Hallway Hato LeRlilallon. At thu liii'uulnl convputlon o( the Or ilnr ul Hallway Comluctora recently lield at I'ortlauil, Ori'Kou, rraulutloua Hero unnnliiHiiuiy iopttHivololnillinlr 'li. ,-. u ,iit.i m tuditmout acntluipnta aa to thn effect of prooanl niM my cbanrn with Jim rnllway rate leulalntloil oil thn l.ntK), ,'NMiildp of w iikttta cotitlitfui'tl 1)00 railroad employe, whom they lu jiart represented. Tlute rraolutlona "liulorao tho attitude of I'rraldeut ItiMHHivell In condttinnlnir aecrnt rabatra ml othrr lllcKallllea, and commrud thn lea, your honor. If I could have con- l'alrlee, Vennont, who waa urnduut- !lrol,wt 't the cop wouldn't have cauftht ed from I'rlncetoii lu 17il, N. N. Willi-,'"" M'w ork Mall. liiRton lu a recent luteretIiiK nrtlclu tells ua that tradition mill aurvlvu. Ho and hla youiiKer brother Ham net were, both of them able but ox- Poet I aeit you accented ono of mr poema imd refused tho other. Kdltor Vea; I took ono of them out of sym pathy for you, and rcfuaed thu other OLD SORES FFENSIVE' Nothiutf is mora ofTensive than an old (ore DANGEROUS tliat ref uflca to heal. Patiently, day niter day, It is treated and nursed, every naive, powder, etc., that Is heard of la tried, but does no good, until the very nljjhtof It grows offensive to tho sufferer and he becomes disgusted and mor bid. They arc not only offensive, but dangerous, because the same germ that produces cancerous ulcers la back of every old sore. The cause la la the blood and as long as It remains the soro will be 4. P6 TCflM X m7 b,ood became poisoned, and there and continue to grow Hi" dV,ftto.diJnfi.1 won,(1 hV "nn''ff1orea fo worse and more deatnirtlvr i"''.?",'1 th,t.1' ey were cloacd up the remit vum uS tul tu. i 'J '"'"M fu, Under this iHKouraglng report I Tile act that thousands of left off their treatment and retorted t5 U?e use. o old sores have been cut out 8. 8. 0. Its effect were prompt and gratifying, nnd even the bones scraped, It took only a ahort while for the medicine to en. and yet they returned, is in- tlrely cure up the sores, and I am not dead a tha disputable evidence that the doctor intimated I would be, neither have tha blood is diseased and respon- " etf,r broken out again. John W. I'undjs. sible or the sore or ulcer. Wheeling, VV. Va., Jiy a8, 1903. Valuable time Is lost In experimenting with external treatments, such as alves, powders, washes, etc., because the germs nnd poisons in the blood must be removed before n cure can be effected. 8. S. S, cleanses and puri fies the circulation so that It carries rich, new blood to the parts and tho oorc or uicer Heats permanently. 3. S. 3. not only removes the germs and poisons, but strengthens tho blood and builds up the entire system by stimulat ing the organs, increasing the appetite nnd giving? enerPV to the WC-lb. wantrrl rnnctitiitinn Tf ta n exhilarating tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part of the body la joodhealtny condition. Hook on the blood, with any medical advice wished, without charge. 77r CWIFT SPCSIFIG CO., A71ANTA, GA, sss ceaalvely nrKUtuontatlvii youth, 11 ml out of aympathy for thu public ICx. durliiK their atudent dnya they wcro "OeorRo certnlnly la n man of ac known n "Hotherntlon Primus" mid tlon." "What baa he done?" "Why, "Hotheratlou Kecundua." tho very next day after the belreia Juat bow much of a bother thu first 'acceptiil him be Knvu up hla Job at botheration could be to an unwary pro-'tin; bank and Joined thu Don't Worry feor la reveled In tho famoua nn'c- club." dotu of thu Jack-knfe. It haa been ro latiil of other men than Nathaniel Nile; but at leaat If be cannot proved to be tho ono and only proper hero of It, hla attested chnrnctcr lenili atri)ni aupport to hi claim. Hla Inatructor In pblloaophy wa liv. turlntr upon "Identity," and bad Juat nocuiil that part of n whole might bu auhtracted and other matter "iitntl tnted, yet thu whole would reninln thu aatne. InataurliiK the fact that every I wirt of our hodlea la changed In aevn yeara, yet w remain thu Mine Individ ual. Then." aalil Nile. "If I had a knlf and hut the blade ami bad a new blade ! "Vou'll take a couple of ticket, of "0'm .,,, ..... I.. I ...l.l.l I ,. n ,,w'i tiiiiFir 111 mir iiriKiiiforiiwij- "Xone for me, thank you. I wouldn't know what to do with a poor crlpplo If I won him." ittltudo of thw beads of American rail way, who, wltii practlral unanimity, have Jollied with tho president on tills tiupatlon." They then rrtppctfnlly point out to coiiKreaa the "Inadrlita blllty ot legtalatlon vostlng In the hands of & coiumliuilon ower over rail way rates, now lower by far In the United Htatra than in any othor coun try," because surb regulation would "iceult In litigation and confusion and Inevitably tend to an enforced reduc tion in rates, Irrespective of the ques tion of thn ability of thn railroads to stand the reduction, especially In view of tho Increased cost of their supplloi and materials." They further pro tested aKalnst such power Itelug given to the present Inter-Htatii commission la-causn "tho ptoposed legislation Is not In harmony with our Idea of Amer ican Jurlspiudence, Inasmuch aa it con templates that a ainitlo laxly shall bavu tho right to Inveallgatc, Indict, try, condemn and then enforcu Ita ilecirluus at the cost of the carriers, pending ap peal, which la manifestly Inequitable." Tint conductor baau their demand for only such Icalslation, If any, aa Mould "eccuro and Insuro Justlco and equity and preservo equal rights to all partita concerned," on the ground that the low cont of transportation "is tho reetilt of thn elllolency of American railway management and operation which linvu built up tho country through constant liiiprovemeiit aiul de velopment of territory, while at tho nanus time recogn'tlnu has been given to tho valtiu of lutolllgunco among cm ployoa In contrast to foreign iniitliials, whero high freight rate and lonest wages to employes obtain," In pressing their clalma against leg lalatlon adverse to their Interests, they point out tho fact that "the frelglit rates of this country average, only two per cent nt tho cost of articles to thu consumer, thus making thu freight ratu 10 Inslgnlllcaut a factor In thu selling prlcu that numorous standard articles aro sold at the saino price In all parts of thu country." That wouldn't akmtk band with him. He hla duly, a dead aare thing Anil wpat for It lhar and then; And fhri-t ain't a-k'tdna: t- t t hnnl On a man that died fur 11111. John JIay. PftlNCE OF MIUEHB. Incldfiita Which llliiatrnlc the Mean lira of Ullaaall Huur. While many of tho stories that nru told of Jtussell Kage'a miserly habit and eccentrlcltlea are fictitious, noun of them aro exaggerations. It would bo almost Impossible for nnyoriu to Imagine a man moro economical and stingy than he, says a writer who has been looking up facta about the multi- put lu, It would still be the Identical kiilfer "Certainly," waa the reply. "Then If I should lote thu handle from the new blade and have another handle made to lit It. the knife would still be the anmeV "That la so." said the nro feasor. "Then. In that case," triumphantly 'up every blocd ono of them 011 my rejoined young Hotbemtlon Prlmtw 'hands and kneea. Olflce boy SI la Keycs, pleaso let me look at your face? Mis Keyes What for? OIIIco boy Why, the boss said some of the paint was scratched off bis typewriter. I didn't know whether ho meant you or thu ma chine, Chicago News. Tho three-year-old daughter of a leading minister resents too great A few evenings ago, "Well," asked the architect who had been comrnlMsloned to make a set of plan for a New York hotel, "bow do you like themV" "They won't do. Vou have provided for wily six differ ent kinds of dining-rooms." Kx. Kind lady You can get work lnat lug carptta two doors from here they are cleaning bou. Homleaa (lolines Thanks, mum. I ml(chttr bumped right Inter It If yoiise hadn't warned me. I'll steer clear of It, mum Cleve land Leader. Jouca (to Itrown. who haa been re lating bis wonderful adventure lu Itllitalnl Aful I HiiniKMM vmi vlaltjt the great ateppe. of Husala? Hrown- J SffSJiStStti I should rather think so. And walkeil I.aok. "You know llrndshaw, don't you?" "Jim I)rndhaw? Yes." "His father, who died not lone ago, provided In his will that Jim was to be cut off with $3.50 unless ue and bis wife separated. In case they got divorced Jim wa to Inherit half a million. I understand that tho lady has decided to apply for a legal sepa ration, so that be may get the money." "Hy George, the luck of some people Is marvelous. If that fellow fell Into a vat of boiling oil I'll bet It would at once turn into the fountain of youth." Motlieri wilt find Mn. ntosiow's 800 thin 1 Bjrup tha Lett remedy tout (or Itntr children during the Uethloffiariod. Tho Mlllcrcak Philosopher. Evasion Is tbe tribute cowardice pays to direct falsehood. It would be much more easy to con quer futo if we but knew what fate was to bo. Always take the deed for tbe will and cheat tho lawyers out of a contest It Is a pity that tho wheat. Instoad of tho speculator, falls Into the hopper and Is ground up. Tho bookworm sees but tbe printed page. All nature's volume Is a stran ger to blni. Cincinnati Commercial. riTQ rrnannUjr Cored. ICo Bitot ntrreoaDeta I 1 10 after Brtl di-'t ytufl)r Klln.'.CIr-at Nrrta Kcmlnlne Charily, Ilest They aay Mauds Is going t marry a msn old enoafh to b her srand fathtr. Nell Impossible! Hess Why do you say that? Nell Uecauae I'm tore there Isa't a man llrjng who la that old. You Can Oct Allen's root-Cast FRE0. Write AUnB.01mited,L Hor. J. Y for a free lam-la o( Allen's fnoi-Eate. It cares tweallnr. holtwollen. tchlnt (set. It tasks sew or llibt shoe euy- A rertalo ears ter eorpi.lnrrowlnf Dalit and lunlont. Alldrag (Itutelllt. He. Don't accept any satsUtate. Kerosene oil and a soft rag will keea mahogany furniture in Co condition. Juat t.lkn a Woman. Lady What will you charge me for the use of a carriage for a few hours?? Liveryman It will cost you $2 for the first hour, and fl for each additional boar. Lady Well, I'll use It for two addi tional hours. I've got some shopping to do and will not require It the first hour. sail tau "v BAD DEBTS COLLECTED EVCKYwHUuVJOO TKfJi IN HfjicwNTJ rMTroiYt mi SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH -. . t..Vv.,l Tllf II II "If I should find the old blade nnd the old handle nnd havo the original part put together, wuat knlfo would that be?" 1'eaoe After the Ilattle. Tho wife of a well-known Western Renator Is a Kouthern woman who was married to tho Henstor lute In llfo. While still n young girl she left her nstlvo Htate and came North to live; but from time to time she would re visit her old home. On ono of these occasions shortly be fore her marriage she happened to nieot tho old colored "mammy" who had been hor nurse, and who was vast I, surprised to Mud that "Miss Mary" still was uuwedded, "Lan', Mlsa Ma'yl" alio exclaimed, "ain't yo' inarrlod ylt?" "No, not yet, Aunt Bally," was the answer. "My, my! Who'd a-thought It? An' ylt," she mused, determined to soften this disgrace, "aftah all, dey does say the afternoon, dat ol' inulds has da nappies' life; dut Is, aftah dey quits struggim,' " rssKix SAUK, millionaire. Although hla Income Is reckoned nt $.l,t)(X 11 day, nt least, and some people think It la twice that amount, be has lived at tho rule of In,!) 11 year or leas, and hla peraou.il expenses have not been $1,000 a your. That la a very liberal estimate. Ho haa two milts of clothes, unit for week days and the other for Huuday, mid he haa worn them aa long as anybody can remember. Ho haa not bought a now overcoat for 15 or 150 yours, and Ida bat ta qulto aa old aa that If not older. A fow yeara ago ho sent for a gentleman who bad done him n favor, and In n confidential way said that bu waa go ing to roward him with 11 "tip" that he could work for a profit. Then, to tho man's aatonlsbiuout, Mr. Hugo gave lilm tho address of a store on Soventh nveiitio whero bo could get shoes for f n pair. To aavo tlmo tho Western Union Telegraph Company serves n freo lunch to Its operators, and Mr, Sago appeared ovory day at a certain hour, A scat waa kept for him at a certain table, up to thn laat day bo came down town. Ho never paid fnro 011 tho ele vated railroad, becauao bo was n direc tor, and tho ticket takers had Instruc tion to let him go by without paying. Ho Invariably helped himself to news papers from tho stand at Fiftieth street In tho morning when on his way downtown, and did tho samo at Rec tor street when bo was going homo lu Hu has stolen his nows- Htory of n Woman Ctiisop. Heglnnlng due west of Point Con ception on tho California coaat and continuing at Irregular Intervals aa far aoutb aa tho Hay of Todoa Santos lu Lower California He the Channel .familiarity. Island. In this Ideal region for tho though she seemed n little unwilling, yachtsman, the fisherman nnd the hunter one comes to feel like a new CriiHoo on Ida primitive Isle. And In very truth Crusoe's semt-mythlca story waa enacted upon ono of thr-so samo Inland, though mlnua tbe man Prlday and the happy ending. The castaway In this caso waa n woman, n Danish emigrant, loft ashore through some mischance by tho crew of a veasel that had sought shelter behind Kan Nlcholaa during n storm In tbe early 'SO's. I'or over aeventeon years the lone creature bad 1 1 vis I un sought and forgotten, though the time at length enme when, on the days tho mlt-clonrlng north winds blew, alio could climb to tho Inland's highest point and view the ranch em' herds grazing umui the mainland. And nt last, when hope nnd reason had both long died, tbe poor, wild, glhticrihg creature waa found In her wolf'a burrow among tho Idlla by tho ndvaiico guard of the otter hunters' fraternity, who bad long wondered at tho mysterious footprints they found marked Uvon thu lonely aiiuda. For est and Stream. N'mur'fi Armored Cruiser. Rome of the papers aro poking fun at tho atory which comes from the Hay of Hlscay of crabs weighing sixteen pounds nnd possessing claws eighteen Inches lu circumference. Tho Joko would Imvo seemed tho funnier, per haps, bad tho crabs been described as opening and eating oyster. As n mat ter of fact, there la n species which doea crack cocoauuta. As students of Darwin will remember, this extraordi nary creaturo grows to an enormous a caller took her Umu hi lap, where upon she said with groat gravity: "I want to sit In my own lap." Mabel (not In her first youth) Plrst of all he held my hand and told my fortune; and then, Kvle, be gates! Into my face ever so long ami said he could read my thoughts! Wasn't that clever of him, dear? Kvle Oh, I fcUpMe ho read between thu Hues, darling Punch. "What did you dlwuss at your li brary club this afternoon, dear" asked the husband in the evening. "Let mo see," murmured his wife; "oh, yea, I remember now. Why, wo discussed that woman who recently moved Into the bouse across the street, and Ixingfellow." Kx. Pausing uncertainly before a desk lu tho big Insurance otllce, the Hiber nian visitor said to the clerk; "01 want to tek out n rwwllcy." "Life, tiro or mnrlne?" drawled the dapper clerk with Infinite sarcasm. "Al three, O'lm tlilnkln'," retorted the applicant; "Ol'm golu' for a stoker In tb' navy." Puck. Mrs. Younglove Our cook says those eggs you Mnt yesterday were anelont. Grocer Very sorry, ma'ain They wore tho best we could get You see, all the young chickens were killed off for tho holiday trade, so the old hens aro the only ones left to do the Inytn'. Mra. Younglove Oh, to bo sure, or course. 1 muni 1 inougui or that. Chicago Hecord-Herald. Grltlna at the Pacta. He (at the show) How I aavy that mm who Just -sung the solo. She Indeed! I tboufat he had a very poor voice. He It isn't his voice I envy; It's bis nerve. Plso's Cure U a food con-th .nedlclne. It has cured cousin and colds for forty years. At drugsitu, 23 cants. TVortla ofWIedom. It is a pretty good indication that you are all right when you think oth ers are. It requires tsct to convince a man you are right In an argument when you owo him money. Kvery woman who reaches the age limit modestly admits that she might have become a good singer If she only bad commenced In time. You can't expect to cut much Ice with cold-storage sympathy. Tho re's no use In trying to fight tbe devil on bis own ground. He owns too much of If- Milwaukee Sentinel. 1 H V Kit I I It d a-rer' alt tha sir a 14 arroriia cuRifontoTar knHn dlolcf room, alplDf rwm and all Sic wbtra 1 are troabta sotna. Cletn, na sod -Ui notsUorlna-a n-ihlnc. Trr lhm catf and oa w 11 nrrrr b t theat lhm If not kepi tf drl-r.-ntrrtrid "orSOc Harold Sutaart, U LWlJt ATa llruokln, N. Y. IF YOU STAMMER WE CAN CURE YOU Summarara of ltrlt, Mwtlru tUlaUlabml ,!. -'rm. li rami uniudi o14 M1 aaardad WarMa Talr. St. LMla, ll4. KrroranMd br tbj.t. Un.. Jiw.u.r. cl.rvjm.a and (nOu.lrat.rrji.ti.ra. Tfcli lattltauen ku.tl .lrn Bra h al rortlaad wltn a -try Urra e!M of iidm. la lleJ.ca- ia u4 onin,,lrUndU)- alii.-., fealorl.tj Vaarta. tB rrt la lint , Uitflo to.li .ta l.it '"''"."."rM'ialrail Wi.lcluMlDr-artlandoatetslr !il".Wn tmvt MUI. aalll Brrl.nl.r 1.1 A W1aaorafurrrtiaIaraulrM If ;.u m.utloa piira, i.i Taa otcaarra. Waatara IUOTmlUUt. AaaocUU Principal W gor ieu and TUlaUh Btxatta Nota Xepaiau impM al l-rtUM attar Serf 1.1. P. N. U Ne. 30-1 90S IbH u.r ami MMInnU In aiawi, Uct.,., I lll amd t..i . .r cU'h w ,J jun ft bvv Orl.la aad TraaiBtal of SumiMrtarf. fnaati I WUEJf wrltlnc to ad vertlsars pl& I mantloo this paper. I mm 9. . V MS'.S,iWTaa msanKM&TZZSEWTzm Urtrr'Zjm3Bi&vZ Hyj uuu u . ja ..- a ' . -J - .-.- .l... a. jtMj.A.Mi-'K.aj. i. - Of 9 From Appoaranoee. When tho six-year-old son was taken In to sco the new baby, says tho size; so largo la It that In tho larger Philadelphia Public Ledger, ho ex- oiiiw tlioro Is sufTlclont fat to yield a claimed: quart of palm-oil. dcrlvwl from their I "0 mamma, It hasn't any teeth! 0 tint nt inrna itftf Hltnoia nntd . iir BflMt Cough Sjrup, TtuL TiLod. In lima. Sold br UmauUt. i:ht iiii i ;, i tv j Mj-Taii papors for a generation In tho samo way, of tho same men, and thoy never dared say a word about It. He has always compelled (ho bootblacks I on tho elovatcd stations to shlno his shoos for nothing, At first, years ago, j thoy used to remonstrate. Ilo would climb Into ono of tho chairs and wait diet on cocoanut. These nuts tlrst denudo of their tough fibrous cov erlug, then with their hammer-llko claws beat upon tho shell until an opening Is made, nnd the rest Is sim ple, Theso giants live on laud, but bntho each night In tho sen, 1 mamma, It nasn't any uairr Then clasping bis bauds In distress, bo cried, "Somebody has cheated usl It's an old bnby." Ambition Griulllctl. First Ilookwdrm Well, I'm worklug on a tllu of newspapers now and am entirely satisfied. Second Ditto You always did havo a sneaking ambition that nuthln' but college students wus to got Into tho papers. Now Orleans employed on tho farm. Philadelphia Geoliaw and Jld(tnj fanner Geebnw Sim Walton has got forty gals couiln' to board with him thts summer. Farmer Qlddnp Dew tell! How did bo mauago to git so many? Fanner Geebnw Ho advertised Times-Democrat, Uullctln. Wo lately met n large, lino looking, assortlvo sort of woman, "My mother lives with us," sho suld. Wo sort of expected It Invlstlgnto It closely, ami you will find that tho successful men do not tako many chances. The people down In their hearts ad mlro tho father who refuses to sit on tbe back porch for any daughter's beau. When a young man nsks for tho hand ot an holrea bo means the ono lu which she curries her purso. ANtffelablc PrcpnralionforAs - siiiuiaiing inctoodnntiHCB ling Uic Stomachs and Bowel EEF2!im3?iW?I Promotes Di6cslion.Chccrrur ness a tvl Rest. Contains neither Onium.Morpliinc norIincraL ISOX'NAIICOTIC. jvv afoujysiMJznrciox MxSmMA stain Jmmt Apcrfect Remedy forConsUrM non.SourStomach.Dlarrhocn Worms .Convulsions .Fcs-ens h neas nmlLoss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. For Infants nnd Childron. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of sw fv ft ttv fT At EXACT COPY OF WIUEBER. In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA
