Wi I 1 I! ' I , WICKLY'S WOODS By II. CHAPTER XXL (Continued.) Mr. Hilly Illter. talking very earnest ly, nnil mumbling IiU words n llttlo by prying among I1I1 white, even tooth with room; quill toothpick, nnil constantly turning IiU wblto looking eye out of their corner no a to see what Mr. ami Mm. Wlckly arc doing, pauses a minute aftor hnrliiR falrlr stated his case, bo fort) he goes on to argue It. "So now you're tho heaviest taxpayer In thU county, by n long way, Ml Lizzy. Vn If you Imrcn't no rote you're gut Influouce plenty of It! You are the very person tit bring Coon Redden round II right. And I hope you'll do that fur mo." What else he Mild In tho Innumerable repetition of rvery statement which ho happened to think, as a lawyer, needed repenting, she could not remember, lie staid long after her own somewhat af fecting meeting with her father. In fact, so far from bavins the delicacy to with draw, ho assumed an nlr of legal ad viser and supervisor of tho whole affair, making remark upon the various phase or the unhappy portion of this episode that were Intended to be humorous nnd light, but which were, In fact, coarse and brutal. Again, tho good-natured people of Bandtown who "neighbored" with the Wlcklys, or th Weekly, a they were Indifferently called, dropped In to see the "Squar." It was plain that they still had apprehensions ncrlous apprehension of the mental condition and stability of the returned patelnt. "Hello. 'Squar!" said Conrad Redden, when he came In some time after 11 o'clock at night. "Hits mighty late fur urse farmers to be up, but I've gut to shake han's. Ilowre yuh feelun. Squar, ny way? Tar'd, halnt yuh? Rid all the way over h-yur without ronton? Better lay down, purty soon, hadn't yuh? Wont do to tot up all night, yuh know." There was the deprecating solicitude In every word and look of Coonrod Red den's, that showed very plainly that he could not divest himself of tho precon ceived notion that the "Squar" still need ed medical advice and supervision, and In his opinion, and that of the public of Bandtown, he might always need It. "Well, I gut to go home now, Squar. Lizzy, yon didn't come down to ar house this erenun? They was lokun fur yuh! I thenk Huntley wawnted to see yuh bad, 'fore he left." "Is he gone?" she asked, with an un availing effort to keep back the hot rush of blood to her face. "Yes," said Conrad Redden, looking at her curiously and contemplatively, "he's gone. He had to light ont on that train that went at 8:30. I thought ho druv up li-yur before he went. I'm shore he did. Didn't you see Mm?" He was looking at her rather scrutinUlngly. "Yes, he drove up h-yur JUt ahead of tne," put In Mr. Dller, "but he couldn't top a minute and he couldn't find where Lizzy was at. He said he'd write In reference to the payments on the land end the signing of deeds, and so on. Well, if yon're ready, Coonrod, I'll go down with you a piece." CHAPTER XXII. - Congressman Hilly Oiler having been John Wickly's attorney In the prosecu tion of 'his claim against the English crown for his thirteen hundred and twenty-fourth of the Wlckllf estate, naturally retained his employment In the manage ment of the much greater estate that had suddenly and fortuitously fallen to John Wicklya' pretty and accomplished daugh ter as she was termed by the very first Issue of the Sand town Gazette, after tha fabulous purchase of the Wlckly Woods bj the munificent S. u. 8. W. In this capacity of attorney and coun selor, Mr. Hilly Hller found It Indispen sable to the proper conduct of the busi ness that be should put In an appear ance at the Wlckly house at least once a day. when be was not In company with John Wlckly, Journeying to and from the great city of the takes that was faster ami faster reaching out across the prai ries and drawing unto itself all the am bition and all the enterprise of the Wa bash country. The question of the proper, safe and profitable investment of such large sums of money being one in which Miss Lizzy Wlckly herself must actually be consult ed in direct reference to her opinion achieved upon a personal Inspection of the property or securities. It also became Indispensable that she should be a mem ber of the traveling party on many of these expeditions to that grasping and reaching, and hauling 'city that seemed to be seriously attempting the feat of spreading Itself all over the great yellow and purple-flowered prairies outlying and contiguous to It. She bad been to the city once before her first trip In the character of heiress. That was on a rainy afternoon when the great flat prairie looked like a mighty pool, wnste ana nounuiess, ana bleak and chlU. Then she had seen the little, new, Bitmber-hued cottages, dripping with rain, and the great smoke-blackened psrallelo grama of brick, looking so Illimitable In their Interlacing reduplications as the cara flew along them that It had been days before she recovered from the sense cf loneliness aniVdepresslon that the in evitable contrasting of her own little fa miliar Bandtown with this mighty block browed, pulling, roaring, steaming, ring ing, reaching and grabbing city had caus ed her. Not at all the less had she remembered the very different sense of quiet Sabbath loneliness that bad displaced the other, on her return to Bandtown. How still and oppressively alow and quiet, and de liberate this little old Bandtown was, to be sure! Now, howorer, It was as a well-known rich and unmarried young woman that he went. And how differently every thing appeared to her. Surely wealth does something! It was the president's own car that took ber. And how many gallant and accomplished gentlemen were introduced to her by Congressman Hilly Dller, and by the president himself I She had never dreamt that here could be In all the world one-half ao many pres idents' as she met ou every trip. There W. TAYLOR were presidents of banks, nnd presidents of railroads, and presidents of tniirnnco companies, and presidents of mining, stock, real estate nnd newspaper com panles, andtheso were only a foretaste. What agreeable nnd accomplished gen tlemen they wore, too! How they woro perpetunlly putting this and that, and tho other, at her disposal. What bale of invitation she received to every Imagln able kind of an entertainment, public nnd private. And how was she aatoulshed to find that her very first visit deslgued orig inally to occupy but throe days, drew It self Irresistibly nnd Inexorably Into four weeks. In which time she had gone with each and every president In thn known world, she believed, to some fascinating entertainment of some sort or other al ways chaperoned by her happy nnd buoy ant father nnd Congressman Hilly Idler of course. The newspapers had annoyed her A lit tle by publishing apparently well million- titrated statements, always from reliable source, and conveying tho detailed In formation of her approaching marriage with a certain brilliant youug Congress man nnd four or five young nnd fascinat ing presidents of banks nndt railroads. Hut her natural buoyant organization soon enabled her to so far overcome her annoyance ns to permit her to laugh a heartily a could her jubilant father. And how quickly she learned nine of tho ways of tho city! For Instance, she had not completed thesecond week of her first stny, until sho had acquired tho remarkable art, utterly unknown to Hooslcrdom of having n headache Inst at the time when, had It not been for tho timely Interposition of tho said head ache, she would have tveen compelled to entertain Congressman Hilly Hller, or one of the five young and fascinating presi dents above mentioned. About that time, too, that Is to say about the beginning of the era of the headaches, she fell Into the habit of tak ing her father's left arm and slipping out of the side entrance of tho hotel, and then walking him all up and dawn State street and Wabash atenne. and goodness only knows where she didn't walk him, according to hts own asservatlonst On one of these walk. she had acted In such an unaccountably strange and reckless way aa to seriously disconcert her father, and even begin to make him think that the city was entirely too ex citing for her; although nobody could deny that It was Just the thing for him. They had been talking about Mr. Ma son Huntley. Or, to speak more accu rately, he had been talking about that mysterious and secluslre gentleman who had not shown himself or signified In any way whether he yet held residence on any part of this planet, when all at once Lizzy stopped, dropped his ami, ran a little way down the sldekalk, and Just as he was starting to run after, she turn ed and ran back In great and eager agi tation. "Call that cab, father! Quick, or he won't hear you! There! Cab! Cab! Cab!" She had screamed out in such a shrill, resonant, penetrating Hoosler, Reelfoot Prairie voice, that two or three cab came dashing up that way. Then she bad literally broken Into one of them before the driver could open the door, and pulling her father in by the collar had stood up where she could see and tell the driver where to go. And my! but she did tell him. She nearly drove the felow wlldeliug him to go first this way and then that, and now to gallop hts horses faster am fast er! And now to pull short up and turn round and dodge down a cross street some here! What a lot of wagon driv ers stopped and shook their whips at that cabman! lint he waa a conscientious fellow, and obeyed orders with a single- ne of purpose and an energy that would have Insured success If success had been one of the attainable thing. Rut It wasn't. Tho young lady showed after awhile a wavering and a hesitancy In her directions that discovered an irres olution not Incompatible with the stern and peremptory decision of her earlier manner. At the end of the half-hour she gave It up, and told the cabman to drive back to the hotel. As Mr. John Wlckly handed her out at the side entrance and hunted the cab man's fare out of his vest pocket, be said: "Lizzy, If you take me such another chase I'll start right back to Bandtown with you on the spot." "Bandtown!" cried the cabman in smil ing surprise and evident gratification. "Bandtown, Indyanny?" "Yes." ."Well, br Rum! I used to live right down there at the lower end ur Reelfoot Pon myself. Know everybody from there up to the Overcoat road. Anything else I kin do fur yuh!" There was no much of that remarkable I loonier trait of "being acquainted with you" as Boonrod Redden would have put It, In the words and manner of the cabman, that Lizzy Instantly beckoued him to her and held a low-toned conversation with him, In which her father only heard this: "Whut? The yuller'n? Tho ynller wheeled buggy? Why, I'd a kotch that yaller-wbeeled buggy way up h-yonder at Madison street ef I'd known! hit was the one." Then there was more of this conversa tion In an undertone, ending with this, that Mr. Wlckly heard: "I'll be right h-yur to the minute. H-yur'a toy number. You k'nowed old Cappen Joe Kllet up awn Hlg Rattle suake Crick? Well. I'm little Joe Ellet's son I Hud Kllet! You've h-yearu urn talk about Rud Kllet? Clabber-eyed Hud, they usen to call me! My eyes Is all right now. Va I'll do anything I kin fur you folks! Jlst leuiiny know." And the cabman was up and off. On the next day there were more pres idents to take them to pew places of Interest, and Rud was cent away empty as to his cab, but with his fare in his pocket, against his earnest protest. In fact, It was not during that visit that Lizzy Wlckly found an opportunity to rido as far as she wished In Dud Ellet's cab. Dut on the second or third, perhaps, they had slipped, away again between periods of possible new presidents, aud had howled along thoio delightful, long, broad streets on tho north sldo almost a wholo afternoon, Agiiln had John Wlck ly made Mr. W, Mason Huntley tho sub Ject of their conversation. Ho had boon to tho vlty offlco of tho 8. os 8. W. to maka Inquiries ns to hi whereabouts. There ho had found that Mr, Huntley was only n special agent of tho com pntiy, and nobody could toll him anything nlitut where ho was nt present. They did not know whether ho was In tho employ of tho company, oven. And na to knowing where ho lived, and such like minutiae, that was too much fur the red bended young man who was writ Ing at n desk all tho time ho was mnklug short nnd pointed answers to these quos. tlon. Tho president might know, but ho was out of the city, Ah! where was he? Mr. lekly had tcutured to ask, Where? And thero was astonishment for you, on that clerk's face I. Ho had snld out of tho city! And thero were only two geographical points to him sine of which was In tho city, and that was of vast Import, while the other was out of tho city, and that was of no Import nt all! Mr. Wlckly, with his gront exhilara tion, and hi fair nverago sense of till nlor, was making this conversation In the repetition, ns ludicrous as possible tor tho purpose of amusing his daughter n little. 1-itr when they were mono aha waa utterly unlike -her nld self--boln dull, nhscut-mlnded nnd brooding, or sur prisingly excited nnd anxious. For tills putposu, too, ho hnd told her how every man and boy n)mg tho Il'ii Itnttlosnnko Crook had procured long Iron rods fur drilling In the ground, ami vtero spending their Sunday nnd rainy days, when they couldn't "pliw for win at." in rambling cyor hi hjlbj north nf tho Oiercont road, drilling down Into nnd. bo low tin .tellnw clay, niter cool, And many of them had found good veins, too! Aud tho wholo country una wild about It! And companies-wore being formed to work those mine. And the Bandtown Farmer' Hank had resumed business. with Columbus Redden a cashier and president. And money was plenty again. And Lizzy, springing straight up off her seni, nnu isiriy screaming 10 111111 iiuei, through the little aperture In the roof of the cab, back nf hi seat! "I seed nt!" Rud answers, swinging hts whip. "Dlamo tl don't run the theng to ut hole this time." And nway they go at a terrific pace up the street with a yellow-wheeled, top buggy, with the top laid back, loading them about a square, and fairly hum ming along "after n mighty good step per." as Rud turned tu Inform Lizzy, Nor was It a very dIOIcult task this time, for Hud Kllet to "run the theng to ut hole." The "theng" made a com paratively short run of alx or eight squares up the thoronghfnre, and then turned upon a little, short, quiet street to the left, and stopped before a small, plain two-story cottage. Directing Hud to wait and watch the horse that had been tied to a hatching ring Lizzy, preceding her father, ran up the front step, nnd finding no door bell. turned tho knob, puslied the door open and walked Into a llttlo hallway. Through an open doorway on her left she saw a man standing beside a llttlo table, and removing hi gloves slowly nnd abstract oily, as he looked down nt some plan and diagrams drawn In broad roil and black lino upon a wide sheet of paper. "At last I've chased you to your lair." Lizzy said, as she threw the door wide open and almost ran Into the room, with her right hand nuttarrtched In good, hearty Hoosler fashion, nnd her pretty face beaming. "How do you do. Mr. Huntley? And haven't you treated ins wretchedly! Positively wretchedly!" (To lw continued.) RAILWAY 8AFETY. Standards on Iletter Amerlcnn Ititads u llliib us In 1'nizuind, American railways havo recently conn In for considerable unfavorable criticism on account of tho number of serious nccldcnts lu ho mo of tho lost tlih kly poputnted district nf tho Unit ed States, wlillo ut the muno tlino Kng Ititli roads have boon praised na having attained n combination nf speed mid surety unknown In this country. A n ninttor of fact, ninny Mnorlcnn rail roads nro gradually being brought to n standard of safety which Is fully as high ns the Kngllsh, whllo tho comfort of passenger is given far more atten tion bore than 011 tho other side of tho witter. From the American standpoint sofa railroading Is primarily dependent ou a system of signals which aro prac tically Infallible. This Is attained by a combination of automatic machinery nnd human Intelligence, each of which supplement the other and each of which Is iKiwcrless to do anything without tho consent of tho other. In tho operation of such n system tho salient feature Is tha division of tho road Into short sections or "blocks" by menus of signals worked primarily by nn eloctrlcnl connection with tho mils. On the Now Haven Hyatcm, for In stance, which has built up n lino of 233 tulles from Roiton to New York that complies with nil tho -requirement!! found necessary In American expert onco for safety, those blocks nre from hnlf n inllo to four miles lu length. A train cannot enter 0110 of them un til tho preceding train has left It, a fact Indicated by tho rising of an au tomatic ftomnphora at Its further end, which protects the next block ahead, Tho system Is so arranged Hint tho normal position of nil semaphores Is at danger and wore the towermnn a maniac ho could do no burin boyond neglecting to lower u slxiiul ut tho proper time to lot approaching trains through. He might tlo up all traffic on the road In this way, but ho could cause no nccldents. Whllo kiicwil systems, roadbeds nnd bridges havo been brought as near per fection as Ingenuity enn bring them, the safety of others than their passeu gers Is not neglected by the well-man nged railroads. Retween Now York aud Now Haven, for examplo, a dis tune of seventy-three miles, therp ure no grade crossings at nil and between New Huven and Now London there aro only Ave, none of which Is consid ered dangerous. GRANDFATHER OF EUROPE. isisisWV .I'll" JfissVlr?"! V - ' yasMQI JBKWrV!!' iSHSaBsT. . SJSSSSfar r IS'll' WAJSPtm 'vJ'Sl lw, . - jmrnm cawi -x.. tmtvK 1 wir"'' mm- - - tarw lhp! nmmKs!mmi& i: m& msm&zs&Bm mrn r m MssWsvMjfrgsy aT&wi VsE uL 4 Vss'is'HaaiBllSkt -dMJtmSBtiBKkmVrm'Aitn VsTssB BrJjffffylsBBFlriT TsffsWmnf " " rMssLB ffis fJAtrJ Tlfllff TnT "sTsSfjjJMsgl?V IWPsl -tWicS? t M?- JO '- -j, '-'sift fj KINO CHRISTIAN . OF DK.S'MARK King Christian IX of IMmiitrk, who recently celebrated his eighty v nth birthday, has been allied tho grandfather nf Kurtipo. ills eldest ilaiigh tor la Queen Alexandra of England. HI soiiuid oldest Is tho Dowager Ductless of Russia, mother of tho Cinr HI third daughter I tho Diii'lieis of Cumberland, her husband being a sou nf tho ox King of Hanover Ills oldest son will succeed to tho Danish throne, while tho noroiiit son Is King fleorge I. of tho Hellenes. The reiiinliilng sou. Prince WaldoiiMr, was offered the principality of Hulgarla, but wisely declined. King Christian la duo nf tho most beloved monarch In Ktiropo and Is extremely popular In Denmark. Despite his ago ho retain tho elasticity aud bearing of n young man. Ho has boon rolulug since IWKl -a period of forty two years. Our Illustration Is taken from the Illustrated tiiulou Nowa and hows the King, with tho Castlo of Rosenborg, 0110 of tho royal palaces, In the background. Conquest 'HE Great American Desert Tho otlUinls of tho reclamation de partment of tho. United States geolog ical survey have taken tho field for tho most nctlvo campaign thus far undertaken for tho benefit of the peo ple's heritage tho public lands of America, estimated to measure 811, 87.!,377 acres, of which 17:!.K73.07. acres have boon reserved by law for forest culture, Indians and other pur poses, leaving 7.U,7.U.ltKI acres open to reclamation and ultimate settle ment Colorado contains a&,H3l,ulM) ncros of this heritage, of which 4,008,- IVI3 havo not yot been surveyed. In connection with Irrlgntlnn enter prises, and to enlighten tho tnrgo number of settlers who know practic ally nothing about tho application of wnter to the soil and to growing crops, the San Francisco Call discusses the "qua'ntlty of water allotted to n given area of Irrigable land." Taking tho States ns a wholo, the quantity per acre used In California Is atwut CO per cent of tho Colorado average. This would appear to convict Colorado of needless waste, but as the nature of the soil and the kind nf crop Irrigated, together with rainfall, nro fartnrs In the problem, It Is not safo to conclude without careful comparison. This Is now going forward at Fort Collins nnd at other experiment stations under the general control of tho Agricultural Department. Kxperts connected with pump and machinery houses In this city aro also collecting dntn, this lie- Ing the natural result of the Installa tion of plants In different portions of tho State, on different soils and for tho .'are of different crops. It has been stated by one of tho en gineers In charge of Federal work In Nevada that a minor's Inch of wntor would Irrlgnto WX) ncros of land. This Is not tho Colorado experience. Kveu California rejects It, tho San Francisco Call alleging thnt tho estimate Is un sound and Is not supported by Califor nia experience, dating back to tho tlmn of the missions, when tho Franciscans brought with them tho exporlonco of Egypt nnd tho Orient. In support of his liberal Nevada es timate MX) acres to one minor's Inch Expert I.lpplncott quotes conditions at Yuma and In tho Klamath district of California. Ills allowance for Yuma, If wo understand him correct ly, Is 080 cubic foot of wntor per aero, which Is not quite three-sixteenths of an Inch por ncro. That Is a very thin sheet of wntor to spread upon land In a region where the evaporation Is twelvo or fifteen feet per year, "Wo doubt very much," says the Call, "whether It will sustain growing crops. If he means thnt a miners Inch How Ing constantly for ninety days will suf fice for an acre and n half, wo havo this result: In an aero and n half nro 05.S10 square feet, which a minor's Inch In ninety days would cover nbout fifteen Inches. He allows eighteen Inches at Klamath for the crop sea son, against Ufteen indies nt Yuma. Rut the record of thirty-six years' rainfall at Yiimn shows an nverago an uual precipitation of three and four tenths Inches only, while nt Klamath It Is thirty-sir to fifty Inches." Hxportmoiits the world over show that laud requires about throe fret of water during tho growing season to produce n crop. This I averaging nil absorptive conditions of tho soil and all rates of evaporation. Italy, lu tho I alley of tho Po, has long established II scientific Irrigation, and tho nver ago duty of water Is one ruble foot poc second to nbout sixty six ncros. In continuous flow. Hut Italy on tho same land has a rainfall nf between Ihlrty-nro and forty Indies, of which twenty-two Inches falls In tho season ,.Rrlnif crops. So the Irrlgntod laud of Italy got nlxnit 1.10 Inches of Irrigation wot or and twenty-two Inch es of rain, or a llttlo over twelve feet Pn tho season of crop growth. This feature of tho Irrigation prob lem deserves close attention, because It Is basic lu tho matter nf dividing up lands. The settlers should know In advance what the chnuces for success really aro, and. In estimating those chances, tho government exnoris should lean to tho conservative rather than the hopeful side. A season of re action would materially Injure tho re clamation project. Denver News. LiiteiutiurKors Aro Con lent. All tourists who have spent any length of tlino lu tho (Jrnnd Duchy of Luxemburg ngree that tho I.uxeni burgers aro the most contented people on tho fnco of the earth, writes Henri Chovnller lu tho Cincinnati Enquirer. Though of very small area tho popula tion represents many nationalities, It appears to form part of Helglum and one has to penetrate toward the eapl tal from tho bonier qtilto a bit before tho llotglan dialects cease to be heard. Then there Is quite a Dutch element. Hnlf of the people speak French nnd thero nro many Germans, as Is shown by tho two Gorman papers printed lu tho llttlo capital of 22,000 Inhabitants. That the people aro happy is ho causo tho Orand Duchy Is Independ ent, nt peace Willi nil Its nelglilmrs, has hut a small army to support and Im poses llttlo tax on tho Inhabitants, most of whom nro neither rich nor poor. Of Ornnil Duke Wllholm, the regent, It cannot bo said that "uneasy lies tho head that wears tho crown," for no ruler Is better beloved by his subjects. He was married In iHO.t to the Infanta Maria Anna, of Portugal, who Is tho mother of Princesses Mnrle, Charlotte, Hilda, Antoula, Elizabeth and Sophie. Tho family Is fairly worshiped by tho Liixeinburgers, Tho old (I rami Duke Adolf of Luxemburg, the real ruler, Is still alive. He Is a nonagena rian and, though ho abdicated lu favor of Wllholm In HXtt, ho still tnkes n deep Interest lu all thn statu nnd court affnlrs, Touiinr Learns. Tommy Flggjnm Pnw, what Is meant by tho newspaper expression 'bleeding Kansas'?" Paw Flggjam That Is what John D. Rockefeller has boon accused of. Tommy Flggjam Of whnt? Pnw Flggjam Hleedlng Knnsas and Kansas objects to being bled any fur ther. Rnltlmnro Amorlcun, Hill Rowers, who bus boon sick, snld this afternoon: "Well, as I can't rcu sounuiy expect nny more strangers to toll mo how thlu I look, I will go homo aud tuko my medicine" DARINd TRIP UY WHIG. .in Journey of nil Adventurous Hwls Down n Hleap Mountain, A (hiring font, In which death Is do lleil, Is dully performed nt (loiiovn, HivUkoiIiiihI, by M. Clmpuls, a profo. sur In tint university of thnt place, The niiifesKiir lives 111 11 llttlo Vllliiuo In tho viillov below tho ellv mid when Ills dny's Instruction Is ended hualliles down 11 stool wire cable, hourly half n inllo long, toward his 101110. Tho cnblo was originally erected to convoy blocks of limestone from quarries above tho city to tho valley, At some points It Is SUM) feet above tho surface of tint ground. Tho cable Is three-quarters of an Inch thick and front tint vnllnv tint highest part of It can hardly bo seen with tho naked eye, the dining per former having tho appearance of limit lug In space when inoliiitod upon -It, At one point lu the distance covered there Is a span of ntmiit PNO feet bo- tweou the supports, at n height of 1(10 feet Tho nuulo varies from 10 to no degree mid tho grimiest dllllcutty M, Clmpuls experiences Is to prevent him self from sibling down too quickly. During his Initial trip dgwu tho sleep Imiliio ho burned his hands terribly a iuiiimo Tiur 11 r vi iii- trylng to hold himself back, and oven then tho speed of his descent was such ss to tear hts clothing to shred. Since that first trip ho has gone duwit astride a saddle of stout leather. Perhaps tho greatest dlltlculty ho ex perlenecd, houetcr, was that nf keep ing hts balance on thn swaying wire, t'utll set oral trips hnd accustomed him to It, tho tendency was to turn oter head downward during the descent. Realizing that this would mean Inabil ity to maintain his hold of tho wire aud denth on tho rock several bun dred feet below, tho Intrepid man fought bravely against It and finally succeeded In mastering the secret of keeping his balance. lUIMIreeds Dying Off. "Therv will bo full-blooded liidhns In the Canadian Northwest when there are no half-breed." These noru the words of a veteran trailer Just from tho far north llrnry A. Ca bier a stalwart Natty Huinppo lu cordu roys, snys the St. Paul Dispatch. "Consumption." this observant leather stockings says, "l tho blight which Is fast wiping tho half breed out of ex Istencc. "Nino out of ton half b roods die nf consumption," he continued. "So swift nro the ravage of tbl disease among these people that the lire In tho cemetery Is always kept biirnliu to thaw out tho ground Hint the grates may bo dug. "Tho Indian docs not seem to suffer like hi half-brother. After watching these people for a number of ear. It seems to .me that they are bom with tho disease In them. Then their care less, slovenly life helps It along. In the spring the half-brood wades out In the sloughs and (Hinds nnd catches n cold and, unlike the Indian, Is iinalitu to throw It off. Tho half-breed mor ally Is also weaker than the Indian. Ho has all thu vices of both tho red man and the white man aud few of tholr virtues." An I'.inmpln to Follow. "What were tho last figures on the bulletin for Drown?" demanded Mr. Harris, when ho and his son had been at homo half 1111 hour, ami his vexation nt tho wny tho election scorned to bo going had cootcd n trlllo. "I don't remember," snld John, whoso Interest lu the election was hut lukewarm, and who was then with Nnuseu lu tho "Farthest North." "Don't remember!" thundered his father. "Don't remember, sir! If you nro so stupid you can't remember 11 few Important figures for ton minutes at a time, why don't you write them down, ns I do?" Those Government Heeds, Ilncon Did you get any seeds from your Congressman this year? Egbert Sure. "Plant nny?" "No, Pm not going to. Last year I planted noma beautiful American Heauty rosebush seed and It come un onions," Yonkors Statesman, No Lack nf Variety, A traveling salesman Just back from Mnlno snys, In the Roston Record, thnt ha recently asked nu old fisherman In a snow-bound hamlut what ho did with hlmiulf evenings, "Oh," snld tho old man, easily, "sometimes I sot nnd think, and thon again I Just sot." Ever know of n man who ndmttted eating strawberries with skim milk? r pes' h4 "t, - 1 x , ifiiFf fi , w ill -Pi