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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (May 19, 1905)
" J Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 1' -id cch day. Does It send out good blood or bad blood? You know, for good blood Is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to tako for bad blood Aycr's Sarsaparllla. Doctors have endorsed It for 00 years. tllff. TlilirMlii(M(nnillatlo. f.noVo. uttlnr. ! , H .lti,., ,. (,, i,,,, itli nf UIik if mo,M ffcm lh Utt t.llr Willi A;.t'. Illli, ttr pill.. All .tLUi A All MaaurMlurtra or I 7 HAIR VIQ0C 1I01O AOURCtftt l O CIUJXY HXTMaL I'aeta Jawnla. Hookworm apln gold for publishers. Advertising make autbori. An unprejudiced crltto never reads a book uuttl after tia reviews It Moat of the roan-colored dreatse af romance are yellow-backed. The out effective place far a karats U ainl U la a hero's arm. to tiarala, a la real Ufa, tbarai many a slh betweeu tba eogagcsMal and. the wtddlng trip. Many a aprlug poem ha a beea punt- tared with a blue pencil. It la better to bar your btro torn great than to thrust greatness oa him la the laat chapter. A good press agent la rather to ba eboaen than a great plot. New Or (ana Picayune. rolnta of View. "A man," aatd tba younc widow, "uaually utarrlea a wouiiu because ba lovea her." "And a woman," rejoined tba aid bachelor, "uaually marrlea a man be raiua ba aaka her." A rllrtnnnua Teat, ir (angrily) I actually belltvs yon would marry tba drat fool taat aaki rou. Hha (calmly) .Tuat aak ma U aaarry foil aod prora tba fallacy of your be Uef. Beard at ba Tabic, "t pit tha ioor aallor." aald tba etiUeueUI boarder, "till ta a doga Uf." "Vea." rejoined tba cheerful Idiot, "ba goea from on bark to another, at t wera." Mmlorn Knlnrprian, Smith IIIII, tba real eatala atrtalolr an iilrirlilur rhn bub, la Jonea Wiiat'a lha anawerT Kraltb Ila la ofTerlog a baod-palataJ tout with each lot as a apeclil luiluce- ot to purcbatrra. Hupply ra. Ilamaarl. Mra. ! tiriijtlie 1 wonJtr wky old bUia ta ao rare aud falutbU) lira. Da Junta la It puailble you lon't know after kaaplog a aarraat girl all thaaa rare I II Waa Rkaptlral. "I can tell tho character of woman by her balr," aald the any win man. "Nouinat" rejoined the akeptlcal peraon. "Many a true nomau baa balr that U fa lie." No r.KiisliInu Matter, Wagca Did you nver bear the Joke bout the two inooua) Jam; 'I'hat'a no Joke. I've aeen 'em maay a time. Capt. tienton, an KiiiIMi aallor, R2 yeara otJ, who haa aared iti ierona from drowulac It to litra a atrret organ bouikt fee him ao that ha can earu a llrtog. KngtUh nenapaper corriwpoadenta ara oinpla!nlng of lha dlnguitlncly unclean trratmaot af bread 011 Ila way from tht taker ta tba conauraer. T,et the light come to your eyea from one alda or from abort, uot from la front. Whenarer au eye la lajured, call la aa iperltuced ocullat at one. Aa you value your uack eye doctnre. alt lit. arold all MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS fulHl, llalllrat aiut l,unr.l Hllimp I'ull.r en Hi iuuki.1. lit Hit powrr oa Hit p Willi iwu Iiurw4. Will lur Orwrlinlta tcW autl pur. - HlllimSUN MACHINimV CO. I'aot ol MorrlMn tilrttt CulUnJ, Ortjan WET WEATHER COMFORT "I bare utta your FIBH BRAND lUlttr ftf lra t art ate tnilh. ( ay that I "trtr ba baa anything glra ma M imn aanv fofl ana tatlifaotltn. Bntttitd tln4 my ardtr (or anothtr ant." Ym dm d(j the lurdest tlnn with Teww WatMprwf OIW Clothlag mi HiU. Hlghnt Award Wtrld's Fair. 1961. our aiMnANTCB ia baok or this ion or tub run li A.J. TOWER 00, eJWa ttta. (. A. 5,AbaWaj' fOrTM 0AHA0HH 09. IaaP Totoura, uaiaa '?IPr p. ft a Ne.10-ttS InrnBM writlajr tn4tirttaaMyli VV taTla aae, I H Vtat Ooaah Bfrui Tri4 Oood. U H ! In tint, aiila be arucaitta. W Humorous : - - - - " - I i ; -v.-f eied nuri (Inivvn to tint bolllng-placo, Passing It On. Kllso There's it ""til tlicro remained but a few scatter mini tit tlin door, inn, who any ho l"K tree lo bo visited near tho swamp, wniita to "urn tho ho of tho limiso." lV wn softly whistling to him I'll Toll your mother. Ma (cnlllug "'". wtii-n a rabbit wllli easy, grnecful downntrilrn) Toll Uridyl. (bounds crowed tlin road but a few Kanliloimblo-nint l.ndy-l'm tak-1!"'"" " f Win and "topped IiIIip Inic four kind of medicine. Mow many of a blrch-liml. to nll.b o tin. U-m-r you taking? Hecond l.aJy-Oh',or bM'' """"""' tnrUlnr aound mi-dleliii.il don't count Operation nm nil tlin go now. I'vo hnd three. How It la Dour. "JonIiiIi," until Mra, Chugwater, "when mitt of tho bin bnttlt-ahlpa rutm ncrouiid, bow do thoy gel It om" "They pull It off with a lug of wnr," nuawi-retl Mr. Chug wnler. When naked by htr trachfr to do ocrlbo the bncklmiii,l n Nurhoriiu auliool girl anldi "Tho lincklMiiio la nomctlilliK (lint liohla up tho hi'iid nud rllm mid Ui'cin (inn from IiiivIiik I'Km clt-iir up to tln iii'ck." Kx. Tim "HwnllowV IIoiiip Hfliool TritclitT What little boy rnn It'll inu whi-rit tho homo of tho awnllow In) Hobby I klu. Heboid Tnicher-Wcll, Hobby) Hobby Tho homo of the awn I low ta tho atiimmlrk. Twlim. "Quite nu Intcreatlng thing liaipened at NuHp'a hoiue laat night." 'There were two liilercntlng tiling." "I only beard of one; the arrival of a aon and heir. What waa the oth er )" 'Tba arrival of another eon and heir." Trying to Kxplnln. "Jonlnr," aatd Mra. Corutoaael, "what la three liegll Jay ahlrta I ee ndrertliu-d In the Imr- ;aln anlear "Well. Ihey alu't quite ao prim an' acratchy aa a h'lled ahlrt that la to aay, a rrg-lnr bard-b'lled alilrt. 1 reckon n neglljay la what you might call a aoft-u'lltnl ahlrt." tlood Invention? Inventor i'vo bit a monoy-maklng thing at Inat. It la a church contribution Ixix. l'rk-ud What good la Hint) llixclitor It'a a triumph. Tim colua fall through alota of different alien, and hnlvea, itinrtira and dlmra laud on trivet, but tba ulckela aud pvnuli-a drop on a Chlnenc gong. Iimb Itenewed. The proprietor of a (leriuan menagerie kwpe cngtil to gether a Hon, a tiger, a wolf, nud a lamb, which be labrln "The Happy Family." When aaked coutldetitlally, how long theao atiltunta had lived to gether, he niiawertnl: "Ten moiilha; but tho lamb baa bad to l reuewetl octn alounlly." IleaU Them All, Hlngleton Dr. I'rllet la certainly the moat nbacut mliidcd man I ever aaw, Wderly la that ao) Hlngleton Yea; he waa innr. rlrtl Inat wi-ek, aud during the cere mony, when he ahould have plncod ring on tho brldn'a linger, ba actually felt her pulay and aaked her to put out her tongue. lmp4Tlnllam, It tinpixMicd at a meeting of club women, who were net tling varloua complli-aliil lutrrnntloii al, untloiinl nnil civic affalra with thulr tiaunl facility. "Do you believe In lin Hrlallam)" atkrd the aprnker. Mra. ritpiiiguiliid roae Inatantly. "In tlia fniully," alio anld, "I do." The ap plaiiao won deafening. I'rofiUblo Treo. ".So, air," anld Dr. Mixture, "t would not have that treo tut down for any money." "Hut you never get nny fruit from It," argued Mr. llrown; "the boya atenl all tho ap ple from It iN'fore they are half rlpo." "Thnt'a Juat it," replied the doctor wllli'n iNMitguuiit ainlle. "that tre britigi me In rf clear $l,(XiO every jear." Hoclproolty. "Thene aboea, doctor," aald the cobbler, after it brief vxaml natlou, "alu't worth ineiidliiK." "Then, of cuurae." anld tho doctor, turning away, "1 don't wnut anything done to them." "Hut I charge you fifty rent Juat tho Mine." "What for " "Well, air, you charged me Ave dollars th other day for telling mo there waau't anything tho matter with me." Kad-looklng Man I aeu you Hare a algu out, "Maker of Women'a HnblU." Do you mean It) I-adlea' Tailor Car tulnly I do. VniMookltiK Man Well, allien my wtfo'a been going to tho club aho'a lout nil tho good ohm alio bad. nud I wl!i you'd make her it completo now act regnidlcna of rxuvuae. And plenao Include the linblt of Maying nt homo once In u while unit meinllug my clothe. Alwnyn n Cltlxen. Ho wim very fond of traveling, and took grout do light In llonlxlug different elite which vui vlnltcd; hut In one reHpect bo wna n alnncli John Hull no innver oti earth could peraundo him that when ho rcaldcd In Florence, for vxnmplo, ho could poaalbly ba called a foreigner, "No, ma'atu," bo uaed to aay, "tba Itallana are forolgnera, but 1 am nu Kngllaliinatil" Uncla tiabe (addreatlug tbo crowd) No, tub, gentlemen! Tbo men In my family are men. Don't none of em write pootry aa I know of. Younu Uontleman roet What la your objec tion to men who wrtto pootry, may I Inquire) Uncle (in ho (Htirveylng thd annomtc quoatlnner coiileniptuoiialy) You would nt onderatnu' If I tolo you, son. Hut hlt'a llko peddling porfumo for n tlvln', whou n man might bo plowln. Now Orleatta Tlmea-Domo- crat Anicrlunii Petroleum Heat. The Greek government has again or dered a conahlerablo quantity of Amer ican petroleum, From time to tlmt there have been complnlnta In regard to the Russian petroleum furnished 'of late by the monopoly, nnd It can not bo denied that tho American article In of a better qunltty. Men who havo no regard ror tneir friends may be regarded as friendless. THE HORNED OWL'S NEST. In Una Cm 11 Crow's Neat, Only HUghl- 17 tiviiiniieiau, uaa, I Work lmd been going on nil day in 0 BllKnr J,,,,!,, l)(, tap j,B(j )MU Knlll. l " " ' . " . ...S' Why did Um rabbit pnuin In bin diilnty meal nud aqiiat In tilt very track until bin form more nt-nrly ro Nomliled n footprint In tbo hiiow than n living iiiiimmnl? The chntterlng red miiilrrcl dropped lulu Uio crotch of a tree, and conned to chntter, na the omliiomi nud nlniOHt aupenintiirnl "Wboo boo boo wo hooo" MMindfl through tint (HhiiiiiI awniup nud cehoed Ihniugli tlin uiiiplu grove. 'I'll In wiim tho htiulliigcnll of tlin ((rent horned owl TboiiclloiiN of the nihblt and iiilrrel did not HiirprlHc the Iki, who hnd nl wnya hennl that IIiIh owl wim n ver lllnble Nero nmoiig the fenthered race, A yet Im Jind never (Uncovered the nent of tin great honied owl, It wna now Uio Drat week In Mnrrb. Of late he bad heard tho weird rail freiueutly from the awamp, caualng him to be llevo tbo bird were netting there, aud be fully determined to make a aeorch for that neat. Tho next day waa apent In a fruit lea aearch, and It perpoxed the boy, for often be bad located tho neat of the bobolink and meadow lark neata that are not raally found. Hut the aecond day'a aearch ended, alxjut noon, In rattier an Intrreatliu manner, Tlin boy atopped for lunch and a little rent under a hemlock that be knew welt, for, tho aprlng before, a pair of crown bad a neat In the treo. The old neat wna atlll there, and, Juat to tee what condition It waa In after the atonna of winter, he aacended the tree. The neat waa between fifty and alxty feet from the ground, Juat Imag ine tho hoy'n aurpiiae when about thirty feet from the neat to tee a great horned owl nllently glide off and wing Ita way through the tree topa. It waa a revelation, uxin reaching It, to And that the great honied owl had really uaed the old crown' neat, which bad tin appearance of iwlng allghtly remod eled, and waa aparaely lined with ever green leaven aud fen them. In the neat wero three white egga, about the alxe of a bantam'a. The boy afterward l( anted that the titual number of egg deponlted by the great horned owl It two, and Hint aometlme the bird con Mructa a nent for ltaelf In a hollow tm or an evergreen. On the flrnt dny of April there were two little owla In the neat, aud a day Inter a third appeared. They were queer-looking bird, teaming to bo nearly ... bead and eye., and .helrl?,,.. Jl"!0 ."' " !fffi bodle were covered with the softest down. The young bird grew very slowly, nltboiigh thn remains of flab, mire. tqulrrel. rabblla and blrda of various klndn furnished abundant evidence that the old bird were lavish. In .up plying food. They remained In tho neat for nbout eleven weeka, which la long compared with moat of our hi nit many young blrda leaving the neat In from twelve to fifteen daya, nud the woodcock, bob-white aud ruffed grouna In alMiut aa many hour. St. Nicholas. . i m ... i"- b ll-""lT' GIPSIES ON Illl IR TRAVELS. I 7-H-f-H-l I IH I H-H-H-M-M I fr-H 1u-nl authorities In England have hud a lively time of late with a band of Macedonian Olpale that, as a con tributor to Hmlth'a Weekly of Loudon rather cynically puts It, landed ou Uieae howpltnble shores to swell the merry rank of unemployed. Mrat the Herts police turned thnn Into Essex : then the Esses police turn ed them Into Cambridgeshire; then tho CauibrldgfMhlrt police buttled them along ou their own account, and ao on. I rather reckon this la exnetly what thai Macedonian or any other kind of Glpay want. All he doesn't much care about In to be kept long In the aamo place. I remember when on tho Continent Inat winter running against u party If Tziganes, or Glpslex, from Hungary, who had fount themselvtvt so hurried by tho police of Aiutrln, Germany, nud other emintrle-i, tlmt they hnd been driven over Into jKmr llttlo Deiimnrk, score of them, wives, children, and nil tho reat, who pnHaed tho time of dny ttenllng nud telling fraudulent fortune In language understood liy nono of their customers. Hut when they arrived at Copenha gen, thinking themsoivea in ror n nlco (julet tlmo nmong tho harmless Danes, they were surprised to bo met at that station by a body of polite policemen. Theso otllclala escorted tho Gipsies from Uio nrrlvul platform, across the station to tho departure platform, on which was waiting another train back to tho Gorman ferry boat. Into this twin tho Rlpslcs wen politely packed, and In halt nu hour wero merrily steaming back agnlu to Germany. Germany In turn refused to land them, so tbo Gipsies spent many pleas ant days and nights going to and fro on board the llaltlc ferry steamers. What becamo of them finally I have no Idea, They may bo on those steamers to-day unless, of course, Germany or Denmark kindly shipped them orer to England, When a woman can't think of any other way to get rid of her money she hunts up a dentist and gota her teeth renovated. BoIue dramas might bo Improved by DUttUg w the final act first I TMK COST OP LIVIMa Faretiaalna; Fatter of Dollar Ta-day ana from I BOO t IOOO. All Important food articlea except augar and coffee nra higher at the preaent time' than the average for the 10-year period from 1800 to 1000, anya a writer In renraon'a. in looking back upon the courae of prtcea alnce 1800 It la Intereattng to discover (from fig' urea compiled by tho government) that in that year ft would buy aeven and four-fifth pounda of freah beef, wbllo to-day It will purchaae only alx and four-flftha pound,- That amount of money In 1800 would buy ten pound of aajt beef; today nine pound. Of ealt pork In 1800 It would buy nine and a half pounda; to-day a little over aeven pounda. One dollar In 1800 would purchaae aeven and a quarter pounda of chlckena; today Ire than alx and a quarter pound. It would buy ten pound of frrih flab In 1600; today nine and a third ponnd. In lf-00 It would pay for Are doxen and four egg; to-dny for only four doxen and three. One dollar in 1800 would buy nearly 17 quart of milk; to-day le thnn 1(1 quart. It would ptirchnio In 1800 four and e quarter pound of butter; today only three and three quarter pound. One dollar In 1800 waa a fair equivalent for alx and a third pound of cheeiie; to-day It will purcbaia half a pound lean. To-day SI will buy lei than eight and a half pounda of lard; In 1800 It would pcy tor nearly 11 pounds. Of cornmeal to-day you can purchase for that nam M6 pound; In 1800 you conld ft att pound. When It 1 con sidered that tie average American family wbote Income does not excetd 11,200 apenda nearly 45 per cent of Ita entire income on food, It Is eaally acta how great a difference la made by a rlae In prlcea of 10 to 25 centa on every dollar's worth of edible supplies, cover. Ing menta, vegetables and practically all other eatable. Ad compared with the averngc price governing during the period from laOO to 1000 It I reck oned by the United State Hureau of Labor that bnens and salt beef have gon up Yi per cent, salt pork and bacon 32 per cent, lard 35 per cent, fresh vegetable 13 per cent, cornmeal Hi per cent, cracker 10 per cent. New Orlean moloitet 20 per cent, bean 31 per cent, herring 31 per cent, alt 21 per cent, pepper 72 per cent and currant 121 per cent Protesting Against Fata Reduction. Atlanta, Oa. The recent propoaltton of J. Popo llrown, chairman of the Georgia Railroad commlwilon, to re duce the pantonger rate in Georgia from three to two centa per mile waa protest ed against by the Hotherhood o( Loco motive Engineers, the Order of Hall way Conductors, and unions of the blacksmiths, machinist and telegra pliers, boiler makers, railway train men, carpenters and joiners, clerks and e I an attorney especially to represent mem, who urged tnat such a reduction would work against the prosjerity of the state and lead to a reduction in the number of railroad employee aa well aa of their wages. The Travelers Pro tective association also protested that a reduction as proposed would result in fewer trains and poorer service. Her Transformation. Blit drank quantities of water, at a lot or atarchy foods, Abtlalned from exerclilnr artry day: She assimilated lactic and a cast of malted cooda. Hat it aeeiucd her fata to have to fadt away, Hha ao mourned attenuation, with a vli art like an owl's. That a amll upon her face waa never aeen; While below her mouth were wrinkles, and alov her eyea ware scowls, And her note was llko a hatchtt In be tween. Out ena day aha fell to laughing In a atrange, byatrrlc way, Jutt In thinking bow ridiculous It proved; And It mellowed to a cackle that wat tana enough, they aay, Till at laat aha giggled every time aha morad. Why, ah chuckled out her wrinkles, and she snickered off her frowns. And then took to all th things sht ahouldn t do; Now ahe'a grown as fat aa butter, and haa outgrown all hr gowns; But aha taught away at that ditaater, too. Woman's Home Companion. Itrusher Is Well Paid. A woman who appealed to a charit able society for help ono day last week said her son was nblo to assist ber If he would. "He la the brusber, and has charge of the bootblack chair In a hotel. Ho makes between 30 and $40 a week." An agent was sent out to investi gate and found tho son employed In one of the big hotels of the city, whers he has been for six years. This young man told the agent that the position ef brusber In a large ho tel -was worth nt least $30 a week, al though there Is no salary attached to It, If a young man attended to his business. Hotel patrons are liberal tippers. The brusber Is expected to find seats for customers If the bar ber'a chairs sre filled, and to hand around the morning and Illustrated pa pers. Chicago Trlunne. Aak4 and Aamwarad. " The Maid What t love? The Bachelor Love is tht prelude to matrimony. The Maid And what is matrimony? The Bachelor The preloda to ali mony. PUTNAM Color more Bo4a brtshter and fatter color A JUDGE'S WIFE ?5Sr5- ".'..'"""""" MRS. MINNIE MCALLISTER airs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo., writes: "I have suffered for years with bil iousness, and kidney and liver trouble. "If I caught a Rtle cold, the paint were increased and backache and headache were of frequent occurence. "However, Peruna cured me twelve bottltt made ma a healthy woman." Aa Other Bee U. I "Yes," said the young man, "I am about to get a political Job, where 1 will bare nothing to do but sit around and look wise!" "Well," rejoined his fair companion ', In the parlor acene. "I'm nure you will be able to fill the first half of the requlrementa all right enough." Bcwara or txatmeou lor Catarrh that Coatala Mercury ajtntrcnry will aoralr daitroy the eenie ol mill andcorapleitlr otrauft tba whole aja lita wben entering It ttiruuih the mucout urlatta. HucQ rtic!could never ba ui1 j axrtpton prttcrlptluna from reputable pty-1 lclaa,atthailatnaffther will oo la Unlufd to ttia food you can puttluly da rlvef rem tkatn. ii an (.aiarrn uurt. majiuiaciureu vj r. j. Cheutr Ato., Toledo. O..rontalmnoinmirjr, uu u iuicru.ti),.cuniujircu7 u(vu Bale the blood and rnuouusrurfaceaof the tjticm. 1," ., .... ,, . . , ... In buying llaJruaurrh i urb sure joujet "Huh!" growled the old bachelor. "I the gTanlot. It U taken Inttrnallr. and ua.l fA t0 ter any particular pleasure In gt onUi??;5r',l,,Ki,tb,'ltr C- Te,Uymg In . crowd an J being .lmott ao.ue.a- Hold by lirurglrta, price Se. per bottle. uau aramur i ina ara in wi. Merely a Hint. Dt Borem (time 11:30 p. m.) Art you i Interetted In haarball. Mist Cutting? I Mitt Cutting (tupprrttiug a yawn) , Yet, to a certain extent. 1 dearly lore to ae a man make a home run occa iloaally. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Khif You Have Always Bought Blgnatura of Qu&yyff&c&4i TrlaU or tho Fair Hex. He ff a girl decline an offer of mar riage and becomes a sphister, tba is apt to regret It She Yes; If tba marries the Is apt to regret It ao what can a poor girl do? Hk(,r. .p., frm l skaters average irotu nine to ten yards a second; while runners on ski have made as much ss twenty-on. yards in the same time, snd the Jumper on skis has developed almost forty yards velocity In a second. The man who made this record Jumped 120 feet. i AHopelessFmt It is as Impossible to connuer the diseases Contagious Blood Poison with Mer cury and Potash as it would be to conquer the king ol the forest in a hand-to-hand encounter, as thousands who have had their health ruined and lives blighted through the use of these min erals will testify. They took the treatment faith fully, only to find when it was left off, the dis ease returned with more power, combined with the awful effects of these minerals, such as mercurial rheumatism, necrosis ., , ",' ouuvuuua, muaramauou 01 me storaacu. and bowels, etc. When the virus of Contagious Blood Poison enters the blood it quickly con taminates every drop of that vital fluid, and every muscle, nerve, tissue and bone becomes affected, and soon the foul symptoms of sore mouth and throat, copper-colored blotches, falling hair aud eyebrows, swollen glands, sores, etc., make their appearance. Mercury and Potash can only cover np these) evidences for awhile; they cannot cure the disease. S. S. S. has for many years been recognired as a specific for Contagious Blood Poison a perfect antidote for the deadly virus that is so far-reachinc in ita eftVota on f tf .- tOCU, WJ. O. O. UUC3 B sss tern. S. S. S. docs not hide or mask &? ' ?Mati ""M instructions for home treatment and any advice wished. Wkhoat charge. THE SWfFT SPECIFIC CO., ATIAMTA, G4. FADELESS DYES than any other dy. Oo 10 patkasa colors PAIN IN THE BACK AND SIDE Quickly Cured by a Short Course of Pe-ru-na. MRS. MINNIE K. MCALLISTER, wife of Judge McAllister, writes from 1217 West 33rd street, Minneapolis, Minn., a follows: "I suffered for years with a pain In tha small of my back and right side. K Inter fered often with my domestic and social duties and I never supposed that I would be cured, at the doctor medicine old not seem ta help me any. "Fortunately a member of our Order advised me to try Peruna and gave 11 such high praise that I decided to try it. Although I started In with little faith, I felt to much better in a week that I fell encouraged. "I took it faithfully for seven weeks and am happy Indeed to bo able to aay that I um entirely cured. "Words fail to express my gratitude. Perfect health once more h the bet thins; I could wbh for, and thanks to Vttunm, I enjoy that now." Pain in the back, or on the right aide. How often a physician hears this complaint! Over and over wo hear women eayi "I have a pain In the small of my back. I have a pain in my right aide, just be low tba ribs." These symptoms indicate pelvic or abdominal catarrh. They indicate that the bowel ara not acting properly that the liver Is out of order that the pelvic organs ara congested. Pelvic catarrh that is the name for It. Peruna cure pelvic catarrh, vt'.tn tH of these symptoms efisappear. The catarrh may be all in the ab dominal organs, when St would be prop erly called abdominal catarrh. At any rate, it Is one of thoe caaes of internal catarrh which can be reached only by a course ol treatment with reruns. We have on file thonrands of testi monials similar to the above. It is impossible here to give our readers more than one or two specimens of the number of grateful and commendatory letters Vt. Hartman is constant re ceiving in behalf ot his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna. Room for Improvement. "I have here," said the agent, "an alarm clock that will kindle the fir In the kitchen range and start the cof fee boiling. Can I sell you one?" "No," yawned the laiy man, "but when you find one that will pour tha coffee out and bring It upstalra I wUS ba pleased to consider Its purchase." riTA PfnnantnUjr Currd. TCndnor Dtrroo3 Si Id nrnrtldj'in.ciflr.Klln'fUrl?iTTa llturtr. Hnd for rrmi trial hMtlvandtmltta. Ir.H.II.KIIo,Ud.,ul Arc L, Philadelphia, IE Knew Whereof She Spoke. "I dearly love to go shopping," said the giddy maid of 3.1 summers mors ot less "especially when there la a barg.Ia ed to death." That is Jutt what I enjoy moM." plied the coy maiden, at the bid (lowing face behind her fan. ro be V other will Dad Mrs. vtlctlow'a Doothlna Bynip tha beat remedy tooae tor their children durlog tha teething period. , An Inatnnatlon. Tom has been a benedict for almost two weeks. "You have no Idea what you miss by not being married," bo said to bis friend Jack. "So, I suppose not," rejoined the lat ter. "Do you count your money every night and morning?" ritoa Cure h a reinedr for coughs, colds and consumption. Try It. Price 25 cents, St druggltti. Kaaay Abont the IMjr. One boy gives the following Infor mation about the pig: "A pig when I living baa four legs, but when you kill " " DUtCDer " U Only DttS tW( . ... ,. .n. .u. ... . . caU80 b,e c"s 'he'nt ' 'k- der ,ud tue back le re "d name. Ham taste itlce, and they boll It to eat at a wedding. The missus sprinkles little bits of toast on It to make It look pretty." klncr at the disease, but so thoroughly ami c vvu.ji&vcijr iuih 11 uiui no signs are ever seen again, S. S. S. while eradicating the poison of the disease) will drive out any effects of harmful mineral treat ment. A reward of 11,000.00 is offered for proof that S! S. S. contain ttitnl r.i:... . all, wool aaf cotton equally wM ana La