That Tired Feeling la a Common Spring Trouble, It' a sign tlmt (ho blood lit tlcllclont In vitality, Just (it plmplm mid ollior eruptions nro sign Hint Uio blood la liiiiiiro, It'fl a warning, too, which only tho linzimiuiis full to huuil. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills ltotnovo It, give now llfo, now cour se, Mtruiifftlt nml Animation. They olenmo tho bluod and dear Uio compluxlon. Accent no aiilistlluto. HI (nit llrrd nil tlm tlmo snd conld not Sleep, After tnklnc llood'a Hnrsaparilln a wtlll I could sleep wnll nml Ilia tlfril feeling ti ntl ioiio. Tlill Kirnl uitdliliio tin 10 cured mo of scrofula," Uii, 0. U. Iloor, (llluiil, Conn. Hood's Qnrsnpnrllln promises to euro and koopt tho proinluo. tl NO REASON OHOWN DY DIHD3, ' l" I 1 m ATAI I C I flier Are Governed br Instinct, lint 1 IU1 I lUi UUO t That Instinct Jo Mesllilo. Tho recent Kngllsh writer, Ittchnrri ICenrton, nnyn thero 1 "no niicIi (lend Tim Man with iltn Hot lint ' ' I lore tho ringing nf mimic of cherry, litHirtjr Irtliutl. '' for It rout tlm Imp of worry 'as tli, brcesM scatter chaff. ' , ; Ami there' lint n scrim of elnilitvii known to innrtnU herrf below Hut U innd n little nimbler by n merry tin! (ml hut Kor inirrliniut' Mlitjjcr, mnl laughter t I III song, j , , Ami Hhrro tli. diiKPr iliimMli tho happy angel throng, Tor ru nil retwtlnl anthem notlifnc "wretrr l, I trow, . . Thn I lie melody Hut urra M hoi ho! hut hoi hoi You nro feeling rsthrr weary 'll in oft rrcoritnd tnlit , Ami you fnuoy trouble' druion all. art ramping mi yuiir (mil, Till you inert the innn of laughter, with lilt Clifrry hoi hu! hot Anil, m.iun way, n you listen, all tb isuiithig di-moii ciil Then you vow thl old planat la a ptacs of Joy a nil cheer, And thrru'e plrnauro In reflecting that you mm- are living hero And you wouldn't for a fortune loia your grip mi thing below All because you Jirnr, tlio tiiuile of ringing hoi hoi hoi Two nngrU walk upon tha earth, walk dally to nnd fro, Tha onn U clail In rube of white, tha onn In curb of mx, Tha voice of ou la laughter; tha othr'a I a ilgh, Joy la the oiip; tho other wo; for aouta of turn thry Tie; And tha one come running, running, Illiimonrd by the witching spell Of the rippling note of laughter that the plrlt'a rapture tell; While the other straight I drlveu from the aoiiU It hauula below lly the ringing and tha hieing of a hot ho hoi hoi ho W all lore the muile of a cheery, hearty laugh To aplrlta bowed with trouble 'III s heaven-given ataff Hut our biirdrua seem ao beary aa we pais thrm In rorlew That wo often let another do the laugh ing wo ahould Jo; At any rate, It'a ao with ma, for I'm of brittle clsr. And haply It U ao with you, although I do not tay; And o, perchance, you'll Join with me, thli ono bouquet to throw To tho man who bring ua bleating with hi ho! hoi hoi hot hot Now York Time. Tho derrick Isn't linndaoiuo, but It tina mi uplifting Influence I'hllndol pliln Itecord, Now Yenr'at flrat IleaolutlonIIow nro you fi'dlne? Hocond Itmwlutlon Ilrnko, IJfo. Knthor (from top of atnlrcnno) Ktlinl, la tlmt yoiiiii; inn ii koiio7 Ktliol Awful funny, jin. (Jrlt, "Do you think Itnulia i-vit fooled Ida wlfo nucciarully)" "I know It. Ho nmrrlcd her," Hntrolt I'ii-o I'ri'. "Wlint la worao tliiiu owIiik inotuy you enn't pny?" "IIpIiik owed money you enn't collect." Clovvland Idiccr. illmHnowIlnkiv Wlint did Jim Jnck ami Kit innrrli'd for? Ml Wnnhtub Lnwd only known b kwpa rltflit on workln'l l'uck. HIid Do you think that n woman ciin truly lovn hut unco? Ilo Well, If til at 'a tlm only cluincu alio linn ycal Detroit I'rwi i'rena, "l'npn, will you nind inn to liuropa to n'tudy munle?"' "No; you ran ntiuty It hum, nnd I'll arnd you to I'nropu to tirni'tlce."- Ilinnlon Voat. "Noi'r ti'll ii nccrut, drnr, It would 1l n (rent bnitrh of coiilldonco." "Vhii t munt I do with It. iimiiiiuiiV" "Well hrhiK It to mo" ,Miituiiii, Knther Hut do you think you cnu mnko my dMUKhtur Imppy? Ktiltor Happy I My. you nhduld Jilit UtiYti K't'ii her wbuu 1 propoavd! Ilrookl1i Llfo. . ' J .' Mrtinuifl Don't 'jounno tlmt wny Toipuiy. Hit up llko.n man. Tommy wny, inniuiiin, men nil uuivn; n h limy dok'a nnd rnhhlU that alt up. I'lillu. dolphin I'ryn. 'rmpout Why are you ao iinury with tho doctor? Mrn, 'Vaatoul When I told him I hnd'n terrible tired fetdlni; ho told m to ahow blm my tongue. Hichange. Uonx They nay he aultaii of Tur key aenrva III wive nearly to dentil. Jonx Yea; I'vo nlwnya heard that ho wa a iinrem-ncnrrm aort or icuow. l'hllndolplda Itecurd, Hintirg -Tlicre goea n ninn who tin dotio much to a route tho people. Kmngga Orent labor agitator, eh? Hnilgj; No; mnnufneturer of nlnriu clocka, Chicago ledger. Stra. IIenieck'nila pnper nya that married women live longer thnu aluglo onea. Mr. Ilenpeclc Heaven, worn nnl Can't you think of aomethlutr plenaant to talk about? Ilorrowed. Kreda He clalma to be relnti-d to rou, and anya be can prove It, Floyd Itetated to me? Why tlmt tuau'e a foot. Freda Of courae, but that may bo a mora coincidence. llluatrated Illta. Mra. Hnyrli Them air Jap muat l kinder bard up for aomethln tew read. Hayrlx Why ao, Mainly? Mra. Hayrlx Thla paper anya they went an' took n lot ur Ituaatan utagatlne. Kxchauca. Nerrou Old Lady (on aeventh floor of hotel) IK) you know what precau tion the proprietor of the hotel bna lovol of unrennoiiliiK Itinlluct" In tho inlmnl world na la popularly nuppowod, nml bo ncoini to banu the roinark iijki tiJ0 if),.r tho fact Unit ho found cortiilu ' ' .rch'n plca.ura rcwrdlng thodcaperato A Cnn of lntflr4rntatlon. "What altall we do with ttia prl oner?" domnnded the apokeaman of the mob, "Do thou, O royal chamberlain, hnato to tho presence of his rnajcaty and learn hln wlah." Tho royal chamberlain hurried to the prcnnice ami bowed hlmnclf thrice to Then he aaked tho rnon- cuvltle or holon In a hay rick whero ipnrrown rooked lined with feiithera, nnd other not, lluml, write John ltur rotiKh In OutliiK. Huch depnrturo from n level lino of hiihlt na tliln nro common enough nmoiiK nil creature. Inatliict la not nomothliiK an rlk'ld h cast Iron! It doea not net llko a ma. cliliio, iilwnyn tho aamo. The auluinl In ouiuUiIiik ullvc, and In nuhject to tho Inw of variation. Inntluct mny net iiioro ntrongly In one man than In an other, or an one nnluinl mny hnvn greater njn-od or courngo than another at tlip nmnc npeclcn, It would he ttnnl to llnd two live crenturtM, very far tip III tho ncnle, exactly nilKe. A thrunli mny uno much mud In tlio couHtrtictlon of Km iieat,. or It mny unu little, or none at all; tho orloln mny wetivo atrlux Into It iio1, or It may ue only dry Kriinne nnd borne lialr; nuuh cane only nhow variation In thu action of In atliict. lint If the oriole nbould build a next llko a robin or a robin hulld like a cliff wallow, that would be n depnrt uro from Inntlnct to' tnke note of. Of If tlio wlilpiMxinvlll nnd It nllled npe- den In KurniK; nhoild perch norota the limb luntend of eiiKthwle of It, or Iht'wqod duck neat In mnrthe nnd tho mnmh Imwlr iietlii trcti", then. Indeed, would tlio dead loVel of liiNtluct bo vio lently Wrenched. 'OrL-anlc llfo In nil lta form la Ilexlble, tlio hnbltn of all tbe nulitinl fliaiiKf more or lea with chitiigeil condltlonn, hut the rang" of Miicjiiatlon Iii' tho llvt-a of Uie wild creature 1 Very limited and la nlwnya dotc'rmlucd if hwVwnrd cjrcumntaucu nnd not liy liwjlvldua'f million, a 'It ao often I In the cajif of innn. outlaw. "Away wlUi him," anld Uie kin In a loud, liurnh voice. Hut tho chnmhcrlnln wan nomcthliiB of n liiiinorlat and when he returned to tho mob ho laughingly announced tlmt, In reRnrd to tho tiiMiloinpi of the pris oner, the kliiK had aald only that It wna "a wny with him." Whereupon Uio mob reluctantly re leaned lta quarry. Hut In trying, to explain the Joke to tho obtuao klni; the royal chamberlain heenmo confuneil nnd completely lost hi bend. Ilnltlmore American. D0UQLA8 JEfinOLD. Borne of Uie Cnnatla Kotorto Hud fay the Vnntou Wit. When a proay old boro atopped Douslna Jcrrold, who was hurrying on urent bualneaa alons Hoscnt street, with tho aueatlon, "Well, Jcrrold, my dear boy, what la solus on?" "I ami" retorted Jcrrold, aliootliig post like an arrow from n bow, Alno to contribute to a third ntih ncrlptlon which wna hclns sot up for a recklenn Orub atrcet writer, Jcrrold cried Impatiently, "How much doea the fellow want thin time?" "Well, till time I think Junt four and two nnuglit will put him ntrnlsht." "Put mo down for ono of tho nniishtn!" A lawyer, replying to tho toant of hln health drunk lit a dinner of nrtlittx, ntnmmcrcd out tlmt Im did not expect tho honor, u law c-ould hardly b con nldercd one of tho art, whereupon Jcr rohl Interjected ono word only, "Illackl" A clergyman who wna Indecorounly P"11'"""" and uuclinrltibly denoimelns the jioor Ajjers One dose of Aycr's Cherry Pectoral at bedtime prevents night coughs of children. No croup. No bronchitis. A Cherry Pectoral doctor's medicine for all affections of the throat, bron chial tubes, and lungs. Sold for over CO years. I lm ! Ajtr't Oiir j retflfl In mf r taw Piirnt 7ars inerBiin-iininc 0.ui reiiirlin'l fcMi, ipdlr forehll- f.milr for ihl ;r Thertl. iwithinc 'til drn." Mm. W. U. IlCTM.nbeibr.Jl. Tlio ailiiepr"CJullo." "Quite" ntrlctlr mean "comnletelv" and In rlshtly urd In audi nentencea ' tor 'he number of children they bred an "The flower In nulto faded." tin i wound up with the opinion that the I .. ... ....! ..n .. .1.- - ..... ... UEMMMnmajauaHnnB arroiiiiirj iiiitiniiiir, "very," "to a sreat , """" u,""5, " wn" ' " "n'i Keep tho Dowel opn with onob? , ,.u, ...... i..,u. j.iiuiu iiiniuLii u nmriT , AVer O HIIIB at Dodtlmo. lust ono. -, -.. . . r m . iw.soi-.rm for- J. a. Tin co TjwpII. Mn.t Night Coughs extent," ban the authority of good writer, though aueli exprennlonn a "quite youiis" and "julle hot" hnrc u colloqulnl rlns nlout them. There !, however, nprlnslns up of Into the nlor eply practice of employlns the adverb "quite" with n noun f. s., "quite a panic eimued.'f" If nu ndverb can mod ify a noun, whern In the dItlnc(lonf between adverb and adjvctlvc? An u matter of fact, the function of the adverb tsctin to bo encroaching on thoio of tho adjective. London lie rlow. . . nnent, "Certainly, tho nurpHcu-populfi tlonr 'There' one aong In tin? Prodlgue," crlitl u munlcul Ixirc to Jerrold, "Which tttwaya cnrrlen me nwny." "Would I could nlug ltr" ejaculated Jerrold. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILLS ftMfafh. filing 1IIAMM.IM .U.Mu4la IMlA I Your ilrfli(l.l wrtlr.ruixl mmty ir I'AZO OIJJT I Mt.bl tii lu eur xvuto bt H lJi. He tjg ji4Ma&i p U i VartAtaTT'Oalray Mncnrnnl M'lient. Pnher'a triltl of lb in WliMt ( (lir kinrl vrhioh Uugh nt drought and the etc meula and pomtivel, motka Jllack ' Jttut, that terrible erorc'i! " lt' uro of yielding M bualiel of finrnt Wheat the un ahineo on per acre on gOtxl III.,' In., Mich., Ww., O.. J'a., JIo Neb. laud and 40 to GO bunliel on and land! No rut, no inccU, no failure. Catalog tell all about it. emmm taken agalu.t flro? l'orfr-Ye. luunu. nnd gow u dry on Uniiiiit in Hoop Uio Olrl. Mr. Hiilnirli I think Mr. Lawnmon nnmt hnve a clrl at lat. Mr. Hiil.urb Why? Mr. Huburli-I hear her flvlnj om ono a leon on the piano. TORMENT'" M RHEUMAI m Columbua, Ohio, May so, iooj, fSIx years ago I bad a aevcro attack; of Inflammatory KhcumatUm. I waalaldiip in bed fur aix month, and tbe doctors i had did mo no good. They changed nied- ecrlbcd eccmed to help me, 1'inally I be. f;an thatiMof S.8.S. Mykncoandcbow ointa wcro awollen terribly, and at ono icincs every week and uolhlng they prc tlmo my joint wcro to awollen and naln ful that I could not cloeo them when opened. I was ao bad that I could not tnovo knee or foot. I was gcttlngdIcour aged, you may bo ourc, when I began S. 8. B but as I taw 1 1 w as hclnimr ma I contln. tied It, and to-day I am a sound veil man and have never had n return of the disease. I ti. B. ti. purified my blood and cured tno oi una severe case oi uucumatitui alter everything clso had failed. I have ico commended It to others with good ro SllUs. It, II, CilAl'MAtf. !35SMt.VcmonAvc, Tho poisonous acids that produce the In. flammatlon and jialnaraubsorbcdlutotho bloxl and Rheumatism can never bo con cjuercd till these are neutratUed and ill. teredoutof IhoblcKxtnndaystcm. S.S.a coca directly Into tho circulation nnd tl tacks thedlscai itscir. It purlfjt'a nnd rc tores tho blood" to n healthy, vlgormts condition, It contains no potash, alknlf or oilier strong ruiil erola, but ia Riinr anteod 'entirely J Tcgciaoe. i.win bo has the placw Inahixired for twice wot It' worth. Plttaburg Catette. Frentled Finance: The rarmcr (ex cltedly) Hay, Mlater Conatubble, i'vo Jet bin bunkered out uv every durn :entl The I'ollceiunn (Irritably! -Well, don't holler to me. you comeon! I ain't no mngnrdne publisher! Puck. Mr. Wntkynn Henry, I want u dol lar this morning. Mr. Wntkyn Oretit ('Ai-nnr, wuiuiiu! Do you think that I am made of money? W'hen yoU wnut largo amount you ought to let mu know " hour In advance. Souwr vlllo Jourunl. Irnto Kinploycr He here, you young llln Van Winkle, I only hired you yo. terdny: and I bijllove, ..on. tny houl. you've teen ntlovp around bore eVer ahicifl HhHpy Joe 'lliht's what I though you wlahrii; air. ; Hero's. yoir advertisement:" "Wanted An oillco boy, not over 10; muat sleep on tho premises," New Orltxum Tlmes-leui; oerat. ji-bt hrin 10c ai Titin .notici: to the John A. fairer feed Co.. I. Crou. Wis., andthey will end you free a. natnple of tin Wheat and other farm eed, to srtlirr with their great catalog, worth I1DO.0O to any wide-awake farmer. I. C. L.) Tlm Kins of Mnlluaks. The king of mnllusks lives In the In dian and Month Pacific oceans. He at tains to a weight of 600 pounds, and the shell Is of tbe blvnlvo kind, and tbe eh n io Is about the name as that of our common fresh water muimel. Tbe gl gauUc Tiidacna Is the largest mollusk known to hsvo lived on the earth since the Silurian Age. It Is found on the bottom of tho shallow parts of the ocean, and Uie largo individuals have no longer tho power to move about They He on one aide, and all about them the corals build up until King Trldacna Is sometimes found in a well-like hole in the coral formation. St. Mchola Between Friend. Joe You look out of ort this mora ine, old nun; what'a wrong? Kred Oh, family trouble. Joe Well. I'm orry to hear that. Nothing serlou. I hops? Kred I'm afraid It Is. I had a mlnn- It may bo applied dally. A piece of ,anitandlns with my rich unci last wool should bo Inserted between the great too and the one next to It, aa thla will Jielp to throw tho Joint In -toward tbe foot. Ilrouchltl - Hip a amall sponge In methylated spirit and gently sponge the chMt and throat with It several time a day. It will give almost Imme diate relief and help to clear tbe throat. The Treatment of Bunions. nun Ion do not readily yield to treatment, but I have found that tho following method has been successful In many cases: After bathing tho foot, apply this preparation: Tincture of Iodine, ono ounce; tincture of aconite (made from the root, not tha leave), two drams. Put tho liquid on with a cam The Land of Hold, The Yukon territory, which prior to 180J formed a part of the Northwest Territory, ha no area of IHJ,70 square mile, IWK7 being land and OJ'J water. Tin population Is esti mated at li'.0W,' of -whom 7,200 are KVtncrlrsn. Jt I purely a mineral I fi,nlMAnJ l.n. n.l.....fl .1 cc- when tho output df gold was first re corded, to tbe end oM&V3, $97,003,500 In gold. Dawson, tho capital of the Yukon territory and the rculdentla) and cominercJril center of what la com mouly known as tbv Klondike, baa a population of 3,WW persons of various nationalities, the Americans, with 'J.4SO, forming 70 per cent of tbe total i CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. Tlia Kind You Have Always Bought Boors tho ry.yrSl Slgnaturo of t&rtfC Deullneil with Thank. Dribbles Did you get a check for that xein you sent to IJIank'a maga zine last month? Kcrlbblf Ve. flot it by return mail. Dribbles PVir how much 7 Scribbles Oh, not much; only thro words written with a bine pencil. M. J. SHIELDS 5fe CO. drawer and Importers of All Kinds of Oruwi (incl I'lolU HaeUn Dry eroond, dren-rootlnc grant eeecH tht we wiu snarantee (o grow on arou, it mat will lint nrwIUM cereal or inr uthnr kln.1 nt .. s erop ot har and ix.ture a!' Mon Adartu M. 1. Shield. & Co.. Maf li k 01 the rear tow, Malta. tint nr Wllfrr ?&. Third Kail. Eastern Man Visiting In the West Has tbe third rail reached your town yet? Western Man Sure thing! We rode a man out of town on Monday, another man on Wednesday nnd the third was rode out of town tonight Yonkers Statesman. $25 Per Day CAN BE MADE WITH Austin Well Drills ld In all (Iim andtl Writ for Cat :oir sod I'rlees BEILL I Go. Gen. Acts. 313 Comal Blfc PorUioJ. Oie. :sss cbargo VMatavty;, Ourbookonllhea. ntatlsm sent free. Tbe Swift Speolflo Company, Atlanta, 6t Keiituuky Stiiiuiuilii Huhixit. Tcnchldv.svliool In the Kentucky mountains 1ms nowr been cthv work, and It I a uuostlou wlietln'r the ImiK' suffering dOndnlft, who jitrlviw uientnllyi nnd' physically wlth-'the fresh, uticul Hired nntlvo pnnluct that la brought under his care,' does,- not nt least' bear off with liiui ill tflb ond of tho torm n dlploimt tlmt would iidmlt him nt nuy tlmo to nil tho glorlen nnd privilege of miirOnliim. In n hind fuiuous for it, fiiinlly feudi. nbunduntl fninlllnr with tho sctluetlons of "iiiooiihl.ti," nnd pushing lta politics to tho erge of rev olutlou, trnctnldlliy lM nnn orlmy Is Jiut n cluinigt.vrlsth; Irali- Neither nu tlio nppllanctM.fot; teitchlngJiuiuMvus or ndixiuuto. Tni),l)rLHcluvil hnd nu text books whatever, hint lilKteml of impvr, antooth lMnr f whlt'6 w'ood woro ilawliwjth tbji jtilco of oakbnlli f6r Jink.' To-dny thi' VipilpuVnt.'f tlW log achnol housus tlmt. dot tho crccUs nml nestlo nuionir tho hills of tho Aiilin- fHcJilAp wlljlVrnces biht.uot, Uudcrgonci n Vurv nmrkisl' mlvniU'O over those llrst ilflmttlvo colidltlons: .V'lillo'lllo juitlvn ,vhviuu. ijiifi.niyi ' - - -I" l '.M ', . , us and our physl. iiuuiuit type. v auu ciwrncioriseu uy clans will sulylsa Ui,o old-Un)Qivlntlousttr'Hslibnclinlifi(;ol without ''nor 'mid mvim for" tho triiiumeUiof latter- Onion for Cold. Do all mothers know bow valuable onion or. as a remedy for children's-colds? Never bo without onions In the house, and alno oil or some kind. Camphorated oil Is generally the flrst remedy to uo upon thu sppenrancc of a cold. Warm a lit tle nnd oil tha chest nnd back (ns tho lungs come ns near to thu buck as to the chest), then oil the nose nnd notes of the feet. This will often be nil that Is necesinry; but If It Is pot, tnako an onion syrup by slicing raw onions and covering them well with sugar, and putting them In the oven until ther are well shriveled up nnd. the julep ex tracted, then give a teaspoon occasion ally. For older children make tha syrup of treacle by sllclng-up an pnlpn add putting It lo boll In half n cup of. gulden syrup. When tho onion-Is well cooked, strain, and give a tenspoonful of the syrup ns needed. If tho cold seems very tight, roast onions, then lay them on n napkin nnd pour warm oil over them, and put xm tho child's chest. This should always be tried In suvero case. night That's ft Pact. "Capital and labor should go band In hand," remarked the morallier. "True," rejoined the demoralizer, "but the trouble In too many men ar trying ! to get capital without labor." $100 Reward, $100. The readers of thlitwrcr will be ctesseJ to learn tbst t&era Is at least one dreaded dluase tbst science Has twn atil to eure In alius On tbe Tr.-!t Pommel 'Slicker -1 follow the tnil from Texas with Fish Brand "JfZftSXfo BUckcr, tud far a overcoat when "" ecu, a wiod coat vhf. wtody, a nln coat when it rained, and for a coirer at nlfht if we ft to bed, aod I win aa that I hare fotun mora comfort out of your slicirr than any other ooa article that I ever owned." (TV.UXM u4 44nt eu wnur f oil MucOdue b Sw star a4 ea aeylkmtlM.1 Wet WeatlKT Oarmetit for IUSIbC portlog WaUior. WorklM. or bporUos: T&tKm 1 CVaRSk A. J. TOWER CO. ZSJvm SOSTOS, W.S.O. JTftiTJ TOWER CANADIAN CO., Limited tOSOSTO, OUUSA 'fcrfHUU Joe Indeed? Did you lose tho ticket? staves, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh ' i Cure is the only potltlra cure known to tho K... v.i... ; meuieaiiraiomity. caiarro oeinir a conimu- Ver DOIICO lir ' liun.llKtu.inilllfiii nunitliutinnal trat. "Yes," remarked the man who occa i tonally leta out ouly an audibl thought, "It Is." . "What 'tl that Is?" queried tho party ,wlth the rubber ImWt. "It i easier to cut .an acquaintance menu Hall sCaurrhCuro It taken internally, aetlnc directly Un tbe Uood and mucous I suriaces ot tbe system, thorcby d itiojing- tho I a I ldniKUn and uslttlnc nature In Joint! foundation of tha dlMare, an tun i sirtncm oy oniioiu ctvina- tbe r- up the contUlution . lnir it proprietors have so much faith In lu curstivo ork. Tho1 i curstivo ' owcrs that they oltrr One llnndred Iollsrs than It Is to carve a steak with s restnu-1 lornny caw tbatlt falls to cure. Send for lUt rant knife," explained the noisy thinker. ' "Uddwa? R J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O. ' R.-.I.1 h..ln,m..l. -J.V- CITP I'rrmaneally CurnL No flu m nerroutnns Halls laiaily I'Uls are the belt. I 10 anrnmla'uiuriM'.i:iin.iituvn.. - ir!!wf,r-5f.W (f ""' trialbiMlleami Irratlw. i Ur. It. 11. Kllue, U4,urArrll t)U, I'hlladrtphla, !. ' talk! n-a Nrnre Those Rusalun Nnraeo. CrlmHonbcuk U Jt wronir to it t unlawful in franco for any per- with the mouthful? Yeast Why, certainly It la. "Well, how Is n innn to, talk about those Kusslnn generals, then? , Y'ou, son to civo solid food to Infants that ore under one year old, unless on tho .prescription of a physician. rv To Trailo With Mnxluo. Aectmllug to current rejvrtsV Can-. nda Is lunklng a strong error t to build up n Inrgo trade with Mexico. Tho Cnnndliiu govcrniueut hnn agreed ta give an nnuual spbuldy of $200,000 In gold, nnd tho Mvtxlcnii government a subsidy of $.'00,000 In silver, for a now stunmshlp service tiutwvvn Mqxlcoflml Ciunilnn tKirts, both on tho Atlantic and I'lU'lflc ocen,ns. The ltusHlan vurfriiini-iiC im iniw can't siM-nk their names without hav llshcd half a dozen mixlul fnrms for the nz a mouth full! Yonkers Statesman. cultivation of cotton lu different parts I 71 7Z T!T" r T..ri.n I TheQno Itxccntlon. ' . Jlucgs Tho Ohinve claim to have In- Hy counting the hairs on a square Inch, veuted nearly' everything.' v fcf'the human soalp. a l-'renchmau has liuggs- Well, Judging -by the 'wny they llfmntel that the number of hnlrs on tho '"wenr' their hair, they didu't invent foot head of the, average. njon is;. IIT.PQ, j bsjl. ,. ' ' ' ' ' , i i i ... I Hail Ilenn Thcrei ltenirc -For bronchia ifpunirjf fry Tlso's Cure Messenger-Itoy Here's a ickag-forv '0r-,?o',u,'',o- ' d cough you, r. ' .- k - ; tnedlciuc, AuUugg, pnr.e cents. . W.lerly-,So7 vWhat is Jt'?., '. .';. L.iCMdhu ' ' MtvMoiuer lloy I'm not sum slrt but' ..... ..j j i. . .., ...-. . I thlnkdt'a n W.-ahlaypre,.,.t -yonr wife f "n"a"" uuul """' ,u" "8n w th'e bill nnd tej SuvltU-ni send him a nL,h.!,J,LR ,rorfto ,Ut Kd ln tliu. Sold br drunuta. IM diry clvlllarrtlon... ? -'r . If you'c'Atl't'go 'to cfim'on'h' frlw' without iiiidlng u clno,6tny" ut home. If ybu cun't wnlk lip Btreot without seeing a clue, thiow yourself Into tho river, Thd world would ho bettor off with every nuHplclous-iuluded poi'Hon out of it, nnd ho shouldn't wnlt till tho ice on tha river melts, cither. Itoxod. . Tliey wero rcllriiltig tron n. husking bee. "Anji were thoro any red ears?" asked the friend. "Oh; yes." responded tho clrl in the gingham dress. .','1 hnd two when pa caught that city follow klsslug me." Koiuiebec (Me.) Journal. i ii. i ' Much the Kaslor Task, .".fy uiy love, thlngf are so. beast ly.bad;slon't yqu think you might hava A try' (it making yodr own clothes?" "O George, pet, I don't think I'm clover enough for that, but I'll tell you what? I'll hava a try at making yours?" Modern Society, Tha way of tha transgressor la hard on his friends. check for tho amount to-morrow. TO CURE A COLD' fN .ONE DAY Tune 4!Btle llpumo flyiu u T.tblv liMs rrnidd tlw nii'iiiy Tf it flill. urww'a aliiianiru la uu eurh U 31 irt. lu rure. In proceeding to explain the uses of An ltlflllihf rti' 4t T..i.ln,k MiiKn.ll ..!.. k K.T nkel hr- clost: "In what.' other way IJiileft"1 oldd an egg be hatched than by putting Niipotoin'4Il(uktvr4trnallst. u "" a lieu? A briulit pupil replied: Tho worst rtvWiu;nhWM Unit nny Vfl" "''k'1 l,ut " "'"'g; " U;H" nirtll could hnvrrVNMWfMrt'ftcyes wns Mothers will find Mrs. WmsioWs 4Soothln v Im) tut; 111,1 vVitasu . '. . - The. third bank of .Iiipjin recolveil n deposit of :uH) yon. whlcjji will remain for, L'oO yeiCrn from Ui, AW. dealer In coal diul -Jko at Tokyo.' Tho bank bus" coutrWted to pity tho sum of 1, "JOS, it 1,1 711 yen nt the end of 250 people yearn.' Thu fuUje of the tiwposltor Napoleon avits a Jliiriklsba man. mill he himsulf lived tottoy,, tWIUi $H vuvf rj thought was an lco boy some twenty years ngo. aiitlclpnfotC In Uiout5p,iJipor.il Some. Lately tho futhoc lost n ship In a good neWspapVrUfl'-rtiriNlt: lul.v'e, -stofiu. The aljlp liijil been Insured for saved him In tho KHiwInii campaign Jl.000 yen.' 'TUo lufflioy received from nils! Intftl" Mr Vii tikrtrt Vmh Vnl. ilin Iiil.ii.m.a a,....i... .... . i.i Iii boh n if of hln poHtortty. I 10,000 PFanis for f 6c. JLOT CrUtTaM IIM1 (rUl ar pieuilarM axj hB-USrra BsNl1 WAaUl avuy MUtr IB 'iBMrlM. TbrlroU)nlurta.lb Wo ab oTtr kJbM Atrr tar U im i (iatPtleB lf Our Wfai--amaltl aat0dt. ljionlrilBjDCV90t lotrr lhm a i4Kt yon ttt lolMwlutf upr J CMimwa DDir For 1Q Oontm PoafamlJ i I AM t Wl J , MtUta sM4 UU C44M, tM MoMlbf rtrr. tUOO ttlaA ttf UitaaM, 1MO 9pim4U 0WaH 1M 6Urt aw It ftHUM IUvrt, slbovapavrBvairrentlBn&U tltal .l to crow iW pUai fttt m nine Dnineii or uriiuuBaV nwvrttjtavtteiioiocos(ic or ia ti . lx t M r w 1 1 b r irr rmUavtOgT tl intf tlisv&out llowtrr, UaHr. iMMoUl FlTilU, !(., all I fOJ" iWlsttUtraip MHU II1 !.? WS IV CWJOoI aUUO. M. JOHN A.SAUERSIEDCOr tjoj. La Crosso, Wla. to bo n novvsdapljr Mp.Wwrtig after d9yrup tho twnromcdytouso lor their cWldren , ,i... ..... .. ,.Aj .I,..i..1u .... . diulnirthe teclhlnr rurlod. ' i uio ioui iirunuiirvr' rsnreTtX"r.ruiio. ----.- - , . who was ilvjj m 5,M;oUkwJU Uio Knipcmr, aoljcl flhjtijiarpoiit for ouo of hl-,rt4qturnirHjicvJV . ' "Whatrfsffdojij;;-!! Nnpo Icon. "Hohri.,bKin aOuKriiiilHst. n ent ho Clean Your Grain rrfOR SEED censurer, a gijer or nqviccaii Teg of sovereigns, a tutos, of iiArttnm. ,T lllcetro Is tho 'fltti Ulac'efor of that Ktmup." Supposo ' The CHATHAM FANNING MILL, with Sacking attachment, will clean and grad: all kinds of Grain and Seeds. The only machine that has sireens and riJilw made especially for cleaning grain oi the Coast. To convince you that this Grain Cleaner is as represented I will send you one on 30 days' fre trial and will pay the freight. Write me ht our Descriptive Cat alojue and won time" proposition it wii'I Interest you. Dcpt. 11 GEO. W. FOOTT Portland, Oregon P.N. U. No.tt-t905 mul later I'ress, at Waterloo, W11KN writliiB toadvertlsorspleoso luenttuu till lHar. PUTN A T FADELESS DYES Color more, good brighter and faster colors than nny other dye. Ono 10c packaEe colors sits, wool and cotton eousllv well and 1 rarrn3&" p"a" -- wr!!.,,ircf,?,.o,,t)52idac,:,'h",snd,i: