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Er "TsrswWriiSi r Economy Is a strong point with Hood's Sarsaparllla. A bottle lasts longer and docs more good than any other. It to tho only mcdlcino of which can truly bo said 1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR Ilirt Mrmorln. Man? people complain of luring; til inrinorjr, If It wrrt sotuHhliiK thrjr could nut help, Ilk a hrndnclir, or oiii" similar ailment; yet erru (lint rail bo helped nowaday by (he spplb ration of n lltllo common sense. .After II, mere is no rrnsou wiiy anybody itiould have a bad memory. It I mere 1 mntliT of trnlnlux mid li, mure orer, mnttrr In which ll U never too lato to attend to It training I'or grown-up nmiijr method are dvo cated, nil of them, no doubt, based on tho principle of mental concentration, In youhK child the faculty ran be cultivated by making tho child dr. scribe everything It hai seen In ll morning walk, taking rare that no fnct I eiaxaerated, hut that trlct alien, tlott la paid to truth In every detail. In the matter of mrmorliluc It I an icellent (dan to let the child learn etio line of poetry a day, which It hould repeat tho following inorulnjc, and at tho end of a week It will b able to tiy the aeven llni'a. The young brain ahould not bo overloaded wilt) knowledge, but allowed to asslmllstt a fragment each day, Aro Visiting 1,11 Tiki lionjr,? Mrs. D Pssblon (iririp witty Udy talking Iter ruund of rail owing lo erif society friends) I Mr. Wlgglut Van Morllaiide at home rUrvant No, madam, slia's Mr. ! PiahlonI'lest baud ttr my card when aim return. (Wr'anl Kb won't return, madam. BJjt waa burled a month ago. Ttm Water Clook. About 150 II. a there kii a water cloak In use In Italy. (Jraece sod Krypt. Ttia water caiol fruiu a Jar aud ftll Into a receptsrl beneath, lo which Host ed a mall or. wblrh, by It rlilog eo Lb water, pointed out lb hour. A grttt del of ymplhy I glvto a ereacbrr btraiu h doeeu't alwaya gtt kls lry. Transfer It to hi wlfr. who work iwlc bird, nd I not suppos J to get anything but board and cloth, and a cfasne to praU th I.ord. A New Jrry wunian think h I entitled to two pension becaus th I Ike widow of an solller and th grai widow of another. Of rouroe, no girl really wanta to soar ly, Kh ouly jleld lo eotue poor man's solicitation lo help nukr hi life mlscra bU because die feel sorry for Mia. Tb banina I a perfect fooit. Weight for wflght It I rlilmed to U a nulrl Uou a th btefstesk. If there I a rrlm of deeper dy than ad the guilty train of human vice, It I Ingratitude. -Ilrook. Our flrtt ImpuUe r good, genirous, herolral; reflection wealeus aud kill thm. I- A. Martin. It-en drctsres that he would rather remain a beggar all hi. Ufa than accept pulou. There are many trusts In thl country, but the ptwr man I peeled lo count up with th raali Jut the same. Chaperon la but another nam for a matrimonial promuter. ttrery mettier na the secret Imp that ' hei daughter will he micli a perfect lady he will uever chew gum, Occasionally tie e a man who look aa If he had tried to preserve hi dlgully In alcohol. The aver.-tgt statistical table I about aa rellablo a tho average hunting or fishing story. nncfln of HAMITY yin.f-' HU I nm compelled by n sense of gratitmia to tell you the rjreat Rood your remedy has done me lit ncaseof Contagious IIIockI rolaoii. Amonjj other symptoms I was se verely afflicted, with Rheumatism, amlj;ot almost pott KI"K' The disease cot a firm hold upon my system; tny blood waa thor ouclily Miaoued with tho vlrm. I lint in weight, waa run down, had ore throat, eruption, splotches ami other evidences of tho disease. I wna truly in a Iwd slinpo when I began the use of ft. 6. ft., hut tho persistent tie of ll brought me out of my trouble aafe and sound, aud I have tho courage to publicly testify to tho virtues of your great blood remedy, 9. 8. B., and to recommend it to nil blood-poison eufTer. era, aluccrely bcllcvlnfr if it la taken no cording to directions, and given n fnlr trial, It will thoroughly ellmlnato every particle or the vlnts. UMKfl CUMULM. 6Urlc Hotel, Grccnsburg, Va. ralnfulnwelllnna in the groins, ml enin tiona upon the akin, sore lu the mouth and lota of hair and eyebrows, arc aome of the symptoms of this vile disease. S. & 3. Is an antidote for tho awful virus that attacks and destroys even the tones, fl. a. B. contains no Mercury. I'otash or other mineral ingredient. Wc offer Jt,ooa for proof that it is not absolutely vegcU sss able. Home treat ment book K-vIuff j uio symptoms uuu other Interesting and valuable infor' duii0se nlleS fVee 6ur physl. clans advlso free thosewhowrltous, Thu Swift 8peolflo Company, Atlanta, Caj I Humorous j -. Ella What nice hair Ilalla baa. HUI U Wall, a woman Is a fool to buy an Inferior article Town Toplca. Tho UdyTliat lan't tba Mine story you told ma before. Tbt Ileggar No, lady; you didn't bllv th otlur one. Kx. Ha Can't we just quietly separate, without getting a formal divorcer 11 ho Hut I'm already engaged to another. Llfa. "la your wife economical V "Very. Hha ran III over a tan-dollar bat for $10 so It will look J tut aa good aa a new one," I'uck. !llg Itrother Now, Willie, you muat give me tho larger half of tho apple, because mamma ny wi mustn't bo greedy Harper's Ilntaar. "How are you making out lu writing for the magazine" "Juat holding my own. They send mo bnrk aa much as I send them." Detroit Kreo Tress, Uncle Josh 'Most every ofllclnl that amount to anything haa to file an an nual report. Uncle Hiram Ye; an' I gueve that's about all some of 'em do. I'uck. Tourist I aay, guide, what does tbat memorial stont commemorate? Guide 1 put It there. It waa upon that spot a tourist once gave me five franca. Tltlllta. Meekly Tea, we're going to move to flwatuphurst. Doctor Hut the climate there may disagree witn your wire, Meekly It wouldn't darel 1'hlladel. pbla I'reM. Nell Mr Krammerer la ao kind. He aald 1 took a very pretty and very ar tistic picture. Hell Indeed? And who picture did you take, dear) Philadelphia Ledger. Idy Very healthy place, la Itl Have you any Idea what the death rate la here? Caretaker Well, mum, I can't 'r-actly aay; but It'a about on apiece all round. Punch. Mr. Hmlth I'd like to aell you a ticket, air. We're getting up a raffle for a poor aallor. Mr. Krusty Not to me. I wouldn't know what to do with a aallor ir I won mm.-i.i, I"Mot divorce are caused by a very common mistake." "What la It?" "Many a man In love only with a dim ple or a curl make Die mistake of mar rylng the whole girl." Life. Clartnda Aren't you allowed to keep a ttog In your new flat? Klorlnda No, wo bad to give IMdo away; but Jack bad bla dear little bark put In our phonograph. Journal Amuaaut. Ida Are they really ao rich? May I should aay so. When they slipped several spoons and saucers Into their grip the hotel clerk said It waa mere ly the aouvanlr bobby. Chicago Newa. "Heavenal" exclaimed th flrat moth, "bere'a a tin prospect of atarvlng to deathl" "How so?" Inquired the oth er one. "There's nothing in thl box we're locked up In but a bathlng-eulf. Br. Mlaa Taaaay Tou may aneer at pet doga, but they're faithful, anyway. I'd rather kiss a good dog than aome men. Mr. Hharpe Well, well, aome men are born lucky. Philadelphia ledger. Kdllh la It true. Dolly, that Urkln kissed you before b picked you up In that runaway? Dolly Yea, dear; you know he la studying to be a doctor, and that was first aid to tho Injured. Chicago Itecord-Herald. Photographer 1 would auggest that you relax the featurea a little aud aa sumo a more pleasing expression, Mrs. Vlck-Henn I suppose I can do It If you insist, but I can tell you right now It won't look like me. Chicago Tribune. "What," asked Uie fcmalo-suffrage advocate with the square chin, "has become of our manly men?" "Homo of them," replied the meek and lowly cltlxen, "have married womanly wom en, and are now engaged In raising childish chlldreu." Chicago News. Uncle George I have read your arti cle over, ami I must ssy it shows a great deal of originality. Arthur Thanka, I'm aurol I flattered mysolf there were soino Ideas In It Uncle Qeorgo I was not speaking of the composition, but of tho spelling, Itoston Transcript. It was on the old camp ground. "Pass da hat," suggested Uruddah Wheatly, Hut the parson raised his baud. "No, sob," he shouted, "deru'll be no hats about It. Pass n tin box wld a chain to it. Do last time a hat was passed around beah It nevah cams back, and I had to go home barehead ed." Chicago News. "I must bavo a new gown and coat at onco." "Oreat thunderatlon, wom an, how can you ask for a gown and coat when you have to testify In my bankruptcy hearing next week?" "I simply have to have them. Do you tbluk I can faco the pcoplo In the courtroom when I am wearing my old clothoa?" Indlanapolla Bun. Foud Mother You will be 5 years old to-morrow, Willie, and I wunt to give you a real uirtuuay treat. Ten ma what you wouiu into belter than anything else. Wllllo (after thinking earnesly for five minutes) Hrlng me a whole box of chocolate creams, moth er, and ask Tommy Smith to come In and wotoh mo cat 'em. Youth. Mr. Uggy Don't you remember, dear, whon your father forbade me (he nous ( Mrs, uggy' Yes, and when ,nothor wouldn't lot mo out of her ,,. .,-.. .. ., m t-.... i.., I 'ad0 U' nllud t0 K 0C u,,d ,,l' Mrs. Uggy-Yes, uiul 1 scared father Into thinking I was In n docllno? Hutu Togothor Weron't thoso happy days? - 'flt - Dlu. Ayers Don't try cheap cough medi cines. Get the best. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, what n record It lias, sixty years of Cherry Pectoral cures! Ask your doctor If he doesn't use It for coughs, colds, bronchitis, and all throat and tunc troubles. "I litf found that Arr Chsrrr rctfl It th U.I in..llrlne I pre.erlka for brott hlU In0u.ni., cone ha, na hsrd rM." M, UitiiUA,it.UWnc.H.T. tUIMlH. All rtturrl.l. for Isiwelt, Ma... Bronchitis Correct nny tendency to constipa tion with smnll dosoa of Ayor's Pills. lloth Ijanghod. How a railway porter rave a Itoland for a paaaenger's Oliver la related In tho following talc: "A few weeks ago," he says, "a gen tleman came up to me on the arrival of an express, and aald he had changed at atKh-aud-auch a Junction, and be could not find bla luggago in the van. "That'a all right, sir," I said; "the train divides Into two halves at the Junction. You've come on by the first half; your luggage will come on by the second. I've kuown many a rase." "You're wrong, porter," said the traveler; "It waa uot a case, It was a portmanteau." "Aud," added the porter, "he went away with a grin which made me fair ly mad. In a quarter of an hour or so, though," he continued, "the gentleman cume back, and said to me: "Porter, how long will that second train of yours be?" "Twelve coaches and an engine,' I replied. "We both laughed that time." Kveryitay Nwlmller. 'There it goca again," aald the trol ley conductor an he rang the bell to let off a paesenger who had only rid den for a aqua re, "You'd be aatonlsbed," continued the knight of the bell strap, "to know how many people try to brat the trol ley for a free ride when they want to make a calL a square or two away from hojne. 'They hop on the car, wait till It haa started and then want to know If the car doesn't go to some plsce which they know It doesn't come within a mile of. In this way they get their ride for nothing and go on their way In the belief that they have fooled the conductor." Philadelphia Press. HlgnnrthoTtire) Ball. The three ball used by pawnbroker are the aytnbol of SL Nicholaa. Tttre la a legend to the effect that the lalnt one offered three purse of gold to thre wornm to enabl them to marry. Tb pume of thoM days were email bag, which when tied at the top to keep In tb mini aomewbat rrmbtd ball. "All 5KIN5 FAIL IN A DRY TIME Tltt 5IQN Of Till: FISH NEVER fAlW - IHAWtTHML WMTDONTYMeftAR rOlfEJ? if'SHiti SUCKER XMtiYCUMr ANDKCCPDtlY MWAReof WTATIOMllOOHfOtWOYtHACe HU. luwiaM rr ! t ,i Lu l W,MM. M4 Iih, X. , TOWKll CXX. BiMlon, VlH, U. B. A. TOWKU QAMAniAW CO., L., Toronto, 0n, For the Study of BOOKKEEPING on SHORTHAND Is important. We can show7 results, for every one of our graduates are employed Write for our Catalogue IIOLHESBUSINESSCOLLEGE Y. H, C. A. BUf. rORIUND, ORE. HUMtCounu3;rup. 'VulosUooa. Us Hfl In thus, gold br drutulitt. i 'Ts"w'"P'8l BssH sBsss ' Awi I &eeTcLs IJJ r konn b whil Ibej hr I Wm frown. or hil renlurj Ihtj M S bate- beeu lb tnUr.V-lin'l aV m ftlUilonr to imolur bUiee, Ut. aTaTJ V Ur cmia lbn n oiber. rluld m M tf all iIhU. leas Heed A. aTH V ! rre lo Kllspplkaau. JH D.M.rCRHYAcO,, H "Dotrolt, Mloh. M SJ&JJ&, mm mi m mM mm tl ')lZxr&rn& dk&g&mMssk rTollle Tells How It by Cams, There's no use of your talking, for mamma told me so, And If there's any one that dots, my mamma ought to know; I'or ah haa been to Kurope, and aeen the Pope of Home, Though ah any that was before X came to live with her at home. You see, we had no baby, unless you call ma ono, And I have grown ao big you know, 'twould have to be In fun. When I went to are grandma, about two weeks ago, And now we've one, a little one, tbst squirms and wrlggUsso. And mamma ssy an angsl cam down from hrnren above, And brought thl baby to hr, for ah and ma. to love; And Ita got the cunnlngeat of ftst, as little as csn be, And smiling eye, aud curly hair, and baud you scare can aee. And then It never crle a bit, Ilk aome bad bablc do; And papa aaya It look like me I don't think ao, do you? I-'or I'm a girl, and It' a boy, and boys I can't endure, Unless they're babies Ilk our own, they'll plague and tease you sure. Hut you say the angel didn't come, now you Jut tell me why; Th Hlbl say there' angtl In btaven, and that'a the iky; And Christ love llttl ballet, and God make everything, And If the angel didn't who did eor baby bring? You can't tell; no f gurea you can't, bat mamma ought to know, For It'a her baby, bar's and euHa, and mamma told in o; And they don't make any cunning thing like him on earth, you ae; Per no wax doll, with real balr, ia balf ao nice aa be. I know an angel brought Mm, and I think on brought me, too. Though I don't Just now renumber, and eo can t tell, can you? Hut mamma know, and thla I know, tba babr wasn't homo Wbsn I went away, and now he la; If you want to him, com. For mamma aaya If I am good I can kls him every day, And we'll kls him now, and then gr out and have a nice lone play; And If anybody asks you bow bable come and go. Why, tell them It'a the angel, for mamma told me so. You Can Oct Allen's r-oot.Caae FRCO. Write AlUnB. Olmsted. m Bot.M. Y.. lor a (re smle ol Allen's KrtKi. It cure iwcallnr, hot swollen, aching (et. It tnskes s or tlsbt sbr eir A reruln cue lor corns, Insrowlngnuls oa bunions. Alia rug. gliUMUIL. -c ion i accept nj luuumw. Discretion a Failure. "I was st the busking bee one Cay. Oreat fun." "Find s red earr "Yes." "Kiss the prettiest glrlT "Nope. Didn't dare. All the pret ty girls were engaged to husky farm er." "What did you dor "Kissed the homeliest girl." "Did that give satisfaction r "Not s bit of It. Each Of the husky farmers frit that I had personally snubbed bis best girl." Cleveland Plain Dealer. riTO Perrosnenlly citri. Jroriuornerfoasneu f 1 1 0 nr Drat die's iMWDr.Klliie'sdml Mere liMinrer Hend rue Kre SIS trl) battle kndlrettlM. I)T lt.ll Kline, LlL,sj ArrfaM., rblU4flpbl,rst Wlllowware Industry. In ten years Maryland has Jumped from fifth to third place In tho willow ware Industry of the United States, rnnklng now next to New York and Pennsylvania. Baltimore Is ono of the throe wlllow-wnre centers which only have shown any actual growth in the business. In Maryliini the center of the willow district lies in Howard County. In the neighborhood of Elk ridge nlone the output of willow ex ceed S5.000 per annum, while Anne Arundel County contributes S'J.500. Votherswltt Una Ur. Wlnslowl SootMns Byron tb ti remeay tons lor loau cuiartn during th t setting period. Bho Lei Hint Off. Wife My dear, I need a little mors of thla atuff, and soiue trimming to match. I wish you would drop into llfgg, Bale & Co.' and get It. Husband (a smart fellow) Let me aee. Ob. I know. That's the store where they have ao many pretty girls, Isn't ill "Y.e-a." "Yes, I remember. That blond girl at the trimming counter knowa your tastes aud will doubtless select juat the sort of trimming you want I mean the girl with the golden hair, alabaster sklu, blue eyes and aweet little " "Thert are a number of things I want downtown. Nover mind, dear. I'll go and get them myself." TO CURB A COLD IN ONB DAY Take lAt Ilromo Quinine Tablet. AUdruc (lata refund tba money tr It lalla to cur. Uruve's tlinatura It ou eaclt bet. Ho. K. W Ilusala'a Iaok of Statesmen, As a matter of fact, tbero has not been a statesman of tbe first class In Russia since Peter the Great, and none of tho second class unless Kesselrode and the first Kuiperor Nicholas are to bo excepted. To consider Prince (lort chakoff a treat chancellor on account of bis elaborato dispatches Is absurd. To call hltn n treat statesman, in tho time of Cavour, Ulsmarclc, Lincoln and Saward, is preposterous. Whatover prowth Russia has made in the last forty years has been mainly lu sptto of tbt men who have posed before the world as her statesmen: Uie atmos phere of Russian autocracy Is fatal to jrcatness in her public men. Century, PUTNAM FADELESS DVES Color mora gool s brlzhtcr and Utterlolors than any other dye. 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" "Very orry, lr, but all th ticket bav been bought up by (peculators!" A GUARANTEED CURG FOR PILES IteblBC mind. Weeding oe rnxrodlnr, rile. Your drotrUtwUI refund money ir rAZO OI.VT MKXT UU lo car yen In lo M W. Mb Perfectly Battened. Crack Host Builder Ahl now de do, Mr. Rlchman? How did that rowboat I made you last summer suit? Mr. Rlchman Perfectly I "Ahl I'm glad to hear It. I alwaya Ilk to give satisfaction. Suited perfect 17. ehr "Yea. I left it la front of my boat bouse all aummer, and every scalawag who tried to steal it got upset or drown ed." For coughs and colds there ts no better medicine than Piso's Care for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. Natural Preference. Miss Violet had made a rapid tour of the European continent snd found little to Impress her, either favorably or otherwise. "You say you saw all you wanted to of Italy," said a friend, on Miss Vio let's return to her native heath In Kan sas. 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Throoti ibe oe Ibooe barmlea rem.dUo Uua ramooa doctor know the aruoa of oeer tea differ! ran edit, wblca k arraru!l7 la diSenat dweaee. II fuaraate to cur catiarb. aetsr ua, lung, tbroai, rbeuuiatUni. aerreaeoeov nomacb. Ileer. kidners, etct ba bandrod leeUmoatala Cbarce moderata. CaU awt bias. faUenu out r Um cUr write roe blaakaaaddmilarm. rJeodaiamp. CO BUI 1ATIU.S rHKk, ADUHaMM The C Gcc Wo Chlntsc Hcdldne Co. Hi Alder SU eOwtlaaJ. Off- PNU No. z-ieas I-VtJUVttw V meall riling to ad eartlsars plaaeej ion Itile pa par. I For Soreness snd Stiffness From cold, hsrd labor or exercise, relaxes tho stillness snd tho sore ness disappears. Price, 25c. and OOc. rr I m i irmiiniiiiiiTi i tttttttytt- IS WHAT THEY SAY ex crlonra In plat Main Wi, UK. W A. Wist 203-213 Falling RMp.,TWrdjjdWajhlntoti PORTLAND OREGON !!SIiiitfl STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices PORTLAND OREGON gjPjii