The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, December 09, 1904, Image 7

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    Catarrh
WhMhf r It In n( Hi" nuae, throat, ntnnmrh,
bowel, or nunc iti-nintn orifnm, rnlnrrlt In
always ilolillltntlnt; niut tliimlil nuver tail of
tll'llllOII.
It In a illnclmrun from the mucous nvnn
tirntin When kept III n Mnln of inllainmiitloii
by nil Iiiiiuii, commonly surnlulotis, con
(lltlou ol tlm Mood.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Ciirrn nil forms of rntnrrli. radically nml
ermalirtill)r - It rriiMircK tlw ran Mild
overcomes nil thn effects. (M Hood's,
Mnuiii' (it III Vol(iri
"Till In h iimi vkIiiiin mko ho llvo m,"
unIiI m thin trim I iiiniiwKr, "mill llH
IIIHIW'lotllllH'M'l HUN hrotiifht Iioiiih tu
Hie forcibly Innt VM't'k.
"I liml wrliii'tt to m Kitmch tenor
nml Naked IiIim wIihI h, would IhUo
In cumo iivit Iivim nml alng iM'Xt Mn
hid. Ill iiily nitinlnUil of u lultor
niul Ihu cy lltiilorn.
'"I ulll i'iiiiih for llvo litimlml dot
Urn n wwk,' th Icttm Mild, 'Mini I
fiirwiinl in aiiolhrr wckun mumiiIiw
of in)' -0 nimI of my m-iln.'
"Tho lnrtnr cylinder wan (h .iImino
rniplilc rmonl of mm of tlm iimu'i
(HlllW. 'I'llll Mlimller III' HN1 N IHOVllltf
pliiiiro film of lilln nluffltta; the nolo.
"I took the two cylinder to it dual-
r, Hllll Oil H'M pill III II llll)IIHKrMlll,
tlm oilier In n iiiovImk Ucturo nut
chine. 'I'Iihii wi ilMikt-mil tlit mom,
nml wn tnrlod Urn machine hihI tlw
llioitoKntili MimiiliHiiHMly. Hy Jov,
nlr, tin ni'ior iiiIkIiI have, tiqeii (iroeoiit
jtcrmiiiHlly. 'I'Iiitk lie wan oh tin
Hcrei'ii, walking up nml down tlm
hIhh niul otlriilHtliiK, hihI llivru wu
liU Milcu jailing In MtiHiroiM nuti
from tint lil plioiioiirnpti liorn. I not
from It nit naikfattory mi Mom of the
Iiwii'n tnli-nt mi I could Imvo KOt If
liu liml vlnlttnl hip."
A Tcutficr'.n Testimony.
Illnton, Ky.. Nov. SM (Kpwlnl) II
linn Ioiir I!! i-IhIihixI tlmt Dlnhote Ii
Incurable, hut Mr. I'.. J. 1lioriiNit,
teacher In the Itlntnu nchnol, linn pleas
ing nlilriKo to tlm contrary. Mi.
'I lioMiptwKi liml IHrthntrn. Mm took
DxtM'n Kidney 1'llln nml In riifwl. In
n otntriimnt he make iranllng lilit
cum Mr. TlinuiiMiu ryn:
"1 hnn troubled with my klilnryn far
more thnn two yearn mnl treated
t two of tin- Nt iloctom In thin part
of the nlntn. They claimed t liml Iin
bctr ami there was llttlo to lm iloim
for inn. Thin I nUrtn! tu nun DmlilV
Klilury I'llli nml what thny iliil fill inn
wn woinlcrfiil. It I entirely uwluic
to DimIiI'm Klilnny I'llli tlmt 1 nr.i uow
vnJoyliiK fiHJi health. "
.Many iloctom Mill maintain Hint
DlnUitea In Inrurnlile. Hut Dlnlioten U
a klilnny illreain anil tlm klilney illicni
thai DixM'i) Khliuy I'llla will not rum
lim yet to I mi illncoveriili
Tl kapplMr a fid mlrry of raru ilo
ril m l' m twir tbin fertUHe.
ltiH-hefourauM.
I'imrr of Wratlha
"Mail your ilauiclilvr iuU Iipt Jrbul
jot?" nnkwl Mm. Uptwon.
"Jlwy, h!m rxrlaltmnl Mri. Nrn
rli'h. "Atiil, what' mart, atir ilopin'l
liure to niMk It. Her father ran nf
font to liavo one nuJ to order fur
her."
HOW 17 WAO CXI'LAINED. I
Ifotel (liir.t Wnn n llolil-tlp Mini, tint
Wim Kollril,
"Tlm iiiicerent think (lint ever hup.,
pencil to iiio," mhIiI tlio Jmlol clerk to a '
Itontoii MuilKi't wrllvr, 'Viuiie ofT when
i mm on Hid nllit iloak of n niiifill
holol In n CoiiMiM-ih'iil town. It wiih
ii nm'oliil mill enUlillHliniiiiit, freipienl
oil nioHlly liy ilriininiuM, nml the nlliiii
lUm wnn nitlmr lonely nt iilulit. 'I'liern
eii nloien nil iilmiil, mul they cIohmI
eitrly, mo HihI Hfler 10 o'clock oura wnn
the only pine on Urn block ojimi. Tor
that rnawm I kept h lerolver In Um
inoiiy ilruwer. one uliilit hImhii ll ,!)
o'clock n plemiHUt Niken, woll ilremuil !
yuutm fellow came In hihI MMfceil ror it
room. Wo Ulkiil for n few uiiiiutiii;
Uieii I told htm nh IhcI fully hn I ooulil
that an lie illttu't lmre miy Ikiiik
Iim woiimI Intvu to pay In advance. "All
rtifht.' he twkl. "I'akt" It out of that.' I
"ll Immlml me n IIU bill. I pulliM
out thn money ilrawer li climiKe It,
'llierw wnn my revolver In pbtln "IkMI, '
ami iiiintlior one with It. The mhoiiiI
Ktm Imil Ihhhi left In hla riwin by h iIic
IMtrtliHc enow!, uml I'll tiH-kwl It Intc
iJie ilrawer Willi mln for want of u
twttor place to put It
'"What ilo you want wltli two re
volvem?' aakeil the trmiier. 'Oh,' nan I
I, JimIiIiik, 'nllpiHxH) nomo one nrKiilkl
ishiio In mnl tlml me with the till out
ami Ket one kuii ami ntart to hokl mu
up. Til Jm mi another I w inly.'
" 'My Umll Whnfn ihair yelleil tlio
ntrnKr. nml polntol to the wlmlow.
It'n nu ohl trick, but It mouthl me. I
lookinl. Wlieii I looktil Imrk Uieru
wan Hie atrmiKer MtamUui; wlUi the ox
tra revolver, which he'il rewchcil over
ami pit out of Hie till. Hiimh' nmIiI
he. 'that I nhoulit (crn.1) n revolver while
you weren't looklnic ami cover you an
I'm iIiMnu H4w-fnl toll jou U liaiiil
ovir the till, nml Umt If you matin n
move to Ket your icun I'll ncnttar your
braltM all ovr the ulaeewhere wouUl
your eilra revolver be ttien? Hey?
"'Ami MijHie.' nalil 1, tmthfully,
'tlmt I tokl Jhi the k'UI) you are uvUb
Ink on me Iman't leen loailed for n
iihuiUi ami ha a broken tlrlntf pin.'
Ami AvhlU) that wa n4ng tnlntcraphM
throiiKh bin brain I MMtriteil my own
kuii ami rovereil him.
"'It won Ul thow iilrk wit on your
part,' he nakl, ami he Until ikiwn tin)
unloniled revolver. 'Ami miw. If )iu
will gtvo me my clianjte. I rmpm I'll
itilt thu Kio of nuppone, ami ko to
bt.'
"'VJI, I'll leave It to you If that
wnan't oiioiiw'li to puxclunuy num. Had
ho tried to hoM inn up, or wnn It Jut n
fik)l K'nine of hlJ SoiiK-how I eouklu't
Junt make up my mlml. Ho I nvo hltn
lit chaiik'o nml let him J,o to hla room,
mid I tlRUrril on It all ntk'ht without
KcttltiK nny nenntr n cunelunlon. Hut
next inoniltiK thhiK hnppcuod whlrh
cb-nreil tlio itwitter up. About It o'clock
uii) rnnmiicrmniii riixruii umi mo
oouklii't got nny ixiwwcr from ttio mom
to wlUch I had aaoljcncd Urn ntrmiKifr.
Thny unlockeil the door. Ill" ltl liml
not beu touchiil. 'lliere wnn an open
window Ul Uie fire escape In the halL
I'lirtheriiiore, the Imimi ankel me to ex
plain how I'll happened to turn over a
counterfoil $10 bill wltli my oanh,"
Auers
One dose of Aycr'B Cherry
Pectoral at bedtime prevents
nlRiit couchs of children.
No croup. No bronchitis. A
Cherry
Pectoral doctor's medicine for all
nlTcctlons of the throat, bron
chial tubes, and lungs, bold
for over 00 years.
M ianpt Aim' I i.ffrl'fllniiir
fain if I frilmii 1 Mmuii"tiiiiir -'i"i
l it f'.rn i Kli.aii'l i. lilt fP" " ") ' "
ikoi. ' iim. w. ii, iuruKK,iiiiiir. ai.
I W Wl' ilAH,
All lrniU'
for
J.C ATM 111 ,
lHI M.
Night Coughs
&-ia.'JJlLLmui'H!l-i-i-.iJ'iiiJ lu'umiwm
Koop tho IiowoIh ottnn vith one or
Ayor'o Plllo at hodtlmo, Just one,
Ilo CoiiKliml,
"So, Num." tmM tlie liu.ky begnnr. "I
never nuked nobody for mouey liefore."
"you dldll'l, ellV replied tlm fat little
innn. "I don't bellern you."
"Knct. My en mo linn alwnyn brrn to
nook a mm; wld n lead pipe an' tnln w'at
I want, nml dat'a w'nt I'll do trr you. If
ycr don't ooucb up." I'lillailclphla
1'reni.
To llrrnk In Mew Shorn.
Atwnyt hkf In Atlrll'l Vnoir.lt', rwilrr,
IteuiM ImiI, nrllHf, nrliltia. wllfn frl.
I'tirM nn. iHnruwniK null h1 tmnluHt At
II itriiKKliln met iImm toiti,r txm'l iff'l'l
iiyubllliit HimHit wallwl fKEE. AilJrcM
AIIH . OlMited. 1) lUty, N. Y.
I A Htrnot Oar Napoleon.
I Old Gentleman 111 mo, my frfand,
nhy you nre no ucly to pnnenBem.
Ilrutnl ConductorHo they'll hato tli
ntrcet car coinpany wot fftnployn me.
BcoV
"N-o, not exnctly."
"Why, when tliey Imfn thn company,
they'll Jlint Inilnh to tliPlrniilre when
tliey ceo me chentln' th' cjmpany by not
I rliiKiu' up fnren. Hvv't"
Itow'aThls?
W, ntTmr nun llubilrnl txillr Ilermrd tm
ny cof fatnrrh ttit cauuot It MiieS ij
,,A,,r."S?V.!fiKV a co.. rr.. loud., o.
Wa, th undaritKiWMl, kav kfiomn V. J,
Ch.Mr for thn lanlAywMn. Mid Mllm Mm
trlLUr lioiii'tnliU In Ml mmImm ttmiM
tlniia nn4 flu am Ully nblo lo eif ry irot nny ot
llnmlcim miMUi b their lirta.
Wior A InuAX. wholel hfiirjrtaU.TolnHo.O,
w mi vi, K mir A MAaviK, Whofcaala lro;.
elt, 'JhImIo, i
llnll'ai 'airh('ereltkH IpUrnnlly, rU
lh( illrrrtlr iin ItM btoil IMi BiUKiOl ur
Into of th flm. f'rlwi 7c. Mir boiU.
HoM lir nil UtnnfitU. TeiUinooliln frm.
lutl'n ywally Pill M tb bwt.
Ttii- CliBiinetilile Mnn.
"Mr. Vmie anyn hit wnn't nee you,"
aid tlmt nentleman'a elerk, '
"When did you aak film?" Imjulrmi
Mr. Itorrouxba.
"Why, only a minute ago, of eonw."
"Well, nrk him nxaln. won't you. lie
may have iIi.imkiiI bin mind nlne
then." 1'hllndeliiblH I'rena.
CASTOR I A
ror Infanta and Children.
The Kind You llavo Always Bought
Bears tho
Blguataro
Ilellnr I'reoertont,
Tho I'unkvlllo Dcbntlng Hocloty win
In rt'k'iilnr nimnlon. nml (I, Wntklnn
Hpurlliifc wnn mnklfif; nn ramoat plen
on tho nftlnnntlva nldo of tho (jUHntlon,
"Jtfnolvod, Tlmt mnira every net l tbj
roMiilt of n nulllnh inotlve."
''I ko furthur thnti tlmt. Mr. Profll
dont," he mill, "Alwut three-foiirtlni
of tho thlnifn n mmi doon nre liocfliiii'i
h(fM envloiin of what notnelioily cIm
iloeH. Tho pin-bended nHaker that
hail tho Moor lant on thn othnr fUio
lleil like a plratn when ho aahl "
Hem thn prnalilnnt of the noclety
rnpp'il on the denk.
"Thn xeiitlemnn mnnt not tine nuab
lanicuntpi an that." he aalil.
Why mitr
"ItecBinMf It Jnn't parilamnntairy."
"It may not b narllammitary, Mr.
I'renldent," vwlfnnitnil Mr. (i. Wa
(.Inn HMirllnK, bneiiln bin collar ami
rollltiK up bin nleeven, "but by k'Uin,
U'h eonfereaalonal."
of ZiCi
Ion Dillon, tho famaiM trotting mnre,
Ii n CallfornlnH. No ninttrr In what
pnrt of th country nil l, Ur liny U
Uotteht from lior untlvn Ktnte. Tlili U
tn nvoH tomarh trouble, raninl by a
rhnnae nf did. The freight on the liny
ometlmra bringa IU prlct up to J 100 a
ton.
Antoelitte Juitlrv Ilrewer of th United
Htatea Hilprpme f iurt enteral iiton the
practice of law In Knnn nt the ax of
."J. He It now 0". nml haln nod hearty.
For bronchial troiiMen trr Pl'o'n Cure
for Ooiuuiiiptiou. It tn a roml cough
niouraiiie. ai oroBii, price x cenu.
A Hpenkint; l.lkeue.
Mm. 1'oinlnmr Don't you tkluk baby
Kiown more like me rxrty day?
Kondmnr Yen, dear, especially no
nluco rhe becan to talk.
Mntberawlll fln'l Mr. Wlnaknr'n IfentMna;
Byrop ttaa ! remedy tt)e fr tbetr OftlWrea
dBttaK tlw teething rtol.
It lii ) icIenUflcally demontratel
that early marriage la India hara re
sulted In racial defeneration. Itoyn nn.1
tt of nine or ten yearn nre married In
that conn try, with the content of their
.-tianllati. In nome nectlnni lawn ham
een pae prohibiting tbe marriage of
r'rlf under fourteen.
rrniMnmllr Cf m). AM or Hrretumi
nflrM.r,imoIr.KMVallfut.VrrTa
htxinnr. Mt4 tu I' trr t lrtl ho(llJMl !
I)f. Jl. ft. Kline, I4a.,il Arch nu, rtUMfU, Vt.
FITS
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m Penetration is tho cardinal virtue of i
3 St. Jacobs OH I
A In the treatment of r"
i RKeumatism P
Tfio Ilnncon'n llyea Upenefl.
ninhop Hnrdhend Tell me exactly
nhat you want. Do you want a minister
or a preacher?
Dencon Wayback Why er wn
nant both, you know.
lllaliop Hardhead I can't give yoa
both. Do you want a mlnlitcr who will
vUlt your homos, romp with the children.
Joke with tho hoys, pay compliment to
the women folk, admire your pigs,
rl your cattle, inquire about crops,
and on Sundays put you to sleep; or do
you want a preacher who will nhnt him
lelf up with bis books, burn the midnight
oil, and on Sundays lift your souls with
oratorical bursta that would thrill tho
throngs at a cathedral? Take your
ehice.
Dacon Wayback I gii(J, blehop, a
minieter will be nlgber our size, aad we'll
proinhm to make no more complaints
'lout dull sermons. Kend ua a minister,
lihoi send u one that can play th,'
fiddle.
A New York charitable woman who Is
generous In her gifts of flower to hoi
pitala. tends butterflies with them.
It renttratea to the Mat of torture as no other external remedy
has been kno-n to do and thouundi certify to cure.
Price 24c. and SOo.
f
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"DIDN'T HURT A BIT" IS WHAT THEY SAY
Of Our Method of Extract-
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
Ix'fil, UetitMH at 4 Miwtnl Wurnp l"Ur
wi ibouwrkrt. Ill Horw pontr M taa
w h lira bwtM. Wnl lot itMcrliMlv ctMivt
au4 I4tr. - . ja
NtltnUSON MACIlt.NBKV CO.
Toot ef .Morrlwn blrect 1-ortUnJ, Ore;on
a.
men iicll auscD ucatil
CfljPffjpiHj
In thn fall of iis I contractol that fenr
ful ricac, lilootl l'ut -en. It f;amnl mcll
h m ay tint I waa forccil to tel:n my
j.T.ition nixl ncclc relief nt lint irriui.
Afirrapriiillui; nil theinraiM I bail I w nt
to I.Icnipliln. In Iraa than three wecla I
mi In h boapltnl, ami after nino wrcka d(
uffcriuK I was ilUclmrecd as cuted. In
lean limit n inontli c-erylMinc lit hit liody
f oeuicil tn bn nffcctcil ami felt an if tliey
.ouhl break at the lenit exertion, Acatn
1 wna comUJ to rcsi-u, ami I returned
to tlm lkpitl fur n acn wccki Ktay.
When I came out I wna wlviaril to try
fnmiln. Wlwn I flrt t nt on tho farm I
prevailed on the ouly flint wboliamlleil
tlruga to nt in one luu n liotlleaof S. S.
8. At that time both of my lwiulu vre
, lroheit out with blistcranml I wan covered
trltli IkiIU niul sores. In the meantime my
ilrwftrlat liml Koltcu two iloicu botttcn ol
tf. 8. 8. for tne nml I bepnn Its tine, ami
after tuVliifj the thittceulb bottla imt a
mh or lioll wna visible. K. II, Townix
ItotKli St., I.lttlu Rock, Ark.
Of nil liumnii dlicnsca, CoiiUIohm Blooil
I'oUwtt Is tho most bldcomi ami hateful.
The victim in tortured with entity tilcoro,
evorefl nml ntces, tinnibtly blotches,
, eruptions nml oilier nymptoma of the inln
crublo illBcasc. 8. p. 8. lu been used
nrcnftillv for nearly fiftv vcarn fot
ro. ew jr. Contagious Illood
VOlhOII, It COIL
tnl ua no mercury,
potash or other
mineral, Our home
treatment bpok
nvcaiultheayuit)-
loina of this ill
ensc. Medical ad
vice freo.
Tlio Swift SpocMo Company, Atlanta On,
fyrsn LT AiN
t,aafiH an-pwf n I
Imil Ih-
117
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nj Teeth.
If yur f'll alia whr-i ml ng or tall Inr
Ity uatiiaT 'U' uni in r i an uika
m.uiiii. Ihal III Im- talmlai lury Me l
ri f.-r ! i'l- ffi-m out f !!. ulf iulca
y ihl mini I ii"i h . i ay it
K4. crown nni lirlilfe H.irk without
fain our i; jrr' ex viltiira In Jila'a
work rnai'lra ua Ui nt your mouth ruuilnil
Lir lh litl l ilr rhrateat In tl eend
We have irvllnsa well ai yuu
lu ivruine Ul un.l from ta J
I'hotie Malw W.
Kit l .1
WISE BROSer Dentists, 2i3rMil
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Cniittm LiitiiKHM. Hho hnil ki to tho
roof of u Now York aiimrtnumt house,
ami hor kIIiijut ttiruod. Klin fell ovr
tho biinlHtur nml chitcluxl luir frlciul,
Mrs. Omivoy. ToKntlioi- tlioy foil to
tho ground Hoor, llvo RtorUm bolou',
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Mrs. Omivoy wiih HurloitHly Injtirod.
Clucluniitl I'ost
wl Oouih Bjiub. TaatuaUooO. baa Ml
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WKo IlronkfiiHt will bu sorvwl in
ubiitit llfti'oii minutes,
nuHbaml yiiy. I tliotiKht .Uio cook
(mil ovuryUiliiK ruidy. -
Wlfo So alio Iiiihj ovorythliiK but
tlmt nbvv "hintjtntntlcftfs 'renkmst
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