Jill Humors Aro Impuro tuntlorn which (lie skin, llrcr, kltlnoyn mid othor oralis roo not (nhu caro of without liulp, thoro li inch nn accumulation of thmu. Thoy llttiir thu wliolo system, riinpc, holla, curwnit mid othrr eruption, l of appetite, thut tlrml fonlliiK, IiIHoiir turns, III of indlKrn tlon, dull headaches nud many othor trouble aro duo to the in, Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills Itfinoro nil humors, ornrromo nil tholr rffrcti, strniiKlhrn, tuno and Invigorate the vrholo system. "I had Mil rheum on my hinds o that I ould nut work. 1 took Hood's Hrsirllla lid It ilroTd mil tlio humor. I nmlllilird It uh till Id lore dliapirnl." Mas. Ill O. IIkdhk, Ilumford Falls, M Hood's Onrsopnrllln promise to euro qnd koops tho promise Ajjers irr I'IkI'" fur n Maunvliin. All Aincrlrnii Intvclcr who cipliircil tint northern utrt if Hllicrlii'atiito Hint tin fiiuiiit In llii' hut of n Korak piMtn nut a pli'luro of Mayor Dlx rut out of ' ropy of llnrpxr'it .MitKuglno. 'Urn .Major' phiiirn win rtithroiiiil on a wooden alirlnr, nnl ailnrvil liy thi' Korak mill hi fainlly a tliclr liouao liolil dolly. Till In prnlinlily tho nut rilrciui' mm- on m'uril or vt-ticrntloii for n mitt; Kxlnn paw. Hut flftj- yi'iim ako In till" t-oiiutry It "nn nut uiii'oiiiiiioii to II ml ilim'ln copy of a iuiikiixIiii Im-Iiik read liy lirti'i'ii or twenty families every month, mid ri'xnnlrd by all m an In fallible mithorlty. It la on Id thut when the Hlmh of Prmln Tlnllrd ICniclitml m-vvrnl year alio It wa one of hi chief ilr;tit to buy iloten mnKRitlirn mid "rrad tlir pletiiriHi." A there nrn only about n.f0 people In l'erla who ran ronil mid write, liU miiaifiniMil at tho mini lir of iiiflKntliifi li not mirprlilue. Woman'! Homo Companion. .Sure Cure ut Last. Monllcallo, Mis., Oct. 3 Hprclal) Iiwrnlicp county In In almost dally receipt of firth nvlitrtic that a sum euro for all K.ilney Trouble haa at last lxn found, and that euro la Podd'a Kidney I'ilU. Among thoaa who have rrason to blras tlio (Irrat Amrrlcan Kidney Rem edy la Mra. I.. K. Ilsgtt of thla placa, Mra. lUKvrtt had .iiopay. Dodd'a Kid uay I'ilta rilled hrr. "1 wh troubled with my kidneys," Mia. llaggett as In rrcommandliiK Dodd' Kidney I'll'lato hrr frlendi, "toy urlno would haidly pas. Tha doctora raid I had Dropsy. I hate taken Dodd's Kidney I'lllaaa directed and am now a well woman." Dodd'a Kldnry l'llla corn the kid neya. Cuird Kldnrya atratn all the Impurities out of the hlocd. Thla lurana pule Mood and a sound energetic txxly. Hodd'a Kldnry l'llla ate thr ltrrnti't tonic the woild haa ryct known. Ilrrrillt. ItlfiV .SpeaklMS of hiTfllty, do 7u Irrarioltvr I'nrreitrr, who UhhcM uif wild land mut turiiol It liitu a farmT Wink- -Ym, lir waa thn Iturntur of a Try rlTrcllrii Mump fuller. Itlnk Jut n. Well, hit ton li a Vtrjr upcenflll deutfit. TPEHJS Wild Orue Jail, fitrlp (Ho fruit from tho aloni. wnrli and put In n pit n or Jiir ai-l lu n InrRi-r rt'anol of hot witcr. Cook until tho urnpra nro hrokrii; then atrnln. Mimih. uro tho Julco. mid for vry pint allow n pound of aiiKnr lu almllotv pnna In III., nv.ti .aft...... .. ....I. .. . .... . I ..... uii-ii, nimn ii win nrni um not turn yellow. Cook thrt Julco twenty mluutPR, aklmmliiK all Impurlllea from It! mid tho aiiKiir; allr until dtaxolvrd, reruovo tho apoou, cook n moment or two loiiKrr until (ho liquid Jclllea when dropped on n rold pinto; pour Into Jolly kIiikhc nud cover whuu roliL Corn Huiip. Three cupfula of llnely RMtcd roril, one ipiurl of wilier, one ipliirt of rich milk, the yolka of two pick, one leu Mpoouful ificli of milt mid Mipir. one liHir (eiiKpoonfiil of pepper, one tlllile poourul iwich or butler mid ilour. Moll the colm In Hie witter one-linlf hour. Ktriiln nud pour over the rorii. cook twelve iiilniilex, mill the milk, the aen miiiIiik mid tho Hour mid butter well rubbed lofti'ther, cook ror three min ute Ioiikit, wnteliliiK well Hint It iJoea not burn. Now remove the Knucopmi from the atuvo nud mid thu i-m; yolk, well ben ten. To be sure, you arc growing old. Hut why let everybody sec if, in your gray hair? Keep your hair dark and rich and postpone ngc. If you will Hair Vigor only use Aycr's Hnlr Vigor, your gray hair will soon iiave all the deep, rich color of youth. Sold for GO years. " t m nt r M tmm nM. m1 I tlilrk.ilixir l""t i"i '"'' "lilrh I ttnmlr In f arr nn wlift It, A(t nM rli l,lr In II. Il.lun In Atar'i llilr Vlmr Ma. II. II. liuatu, licld. Minn. flM) ImiIII. IMlllill MMMMMI foi 4 c irinco,, White Hair Wlierefor. Mr. Dlx (who hn been nhrond) I youtiK Uotrox tlll puylnif ntlcntlou to your dniiKhter? Mr. Ilix Oh, no; that I n tliln of the piiHt. Mrn, Dlx Whnt wnn Iho trouble? MrM. Ulx They woro murrlud lant month. For forty j-ear'a riao'a Cure for Con atloiptloii ha mired coiikIib and cold. At druggUti. I'rltA'acaiiti. Tho Proper Time. "Hay, pn," (iierlel little Johnny Hum pernlckle, "when do kIioMm walk'" "I'rohnbly In tli dad of lilslit, mj on," replied Un old man. l!R AiItIco. "Knppoe," akl the man who wan looking fur free Information, "I ahould fall tliroMgh a defectlrr aldewalk and pralu my ankla, wbat would you adTli uie to do?" "Well," replied the lawyer. "I'd adrl.e you to ronie to me and plunk down $10 a a retainer then aik we that question." lMt llerll'a I'imhI. Mnlf n eup or KrntiMl chocolate, a Kill or milk, n Imir cup of brown aiiK'nr. Iloll thoe tiik'nther until na thick aa cremn mid let them cool. Mix well together n cup of brown atusnr. u hnlf cup of butter, two benten ckk. two third of a cup of milk nud rnullln flavoring. Into thla bent the ImiIImI mixture nud ndd two cup of flour thnt burn lireli well alfled with a braplnjr lepMinfiil of baklliK powder, lake In a lonf tin. Cover with a chocolate IcIiik. CliiK-ntule Puitillna;. Till make another delightful vnrla tlon. Mix hnlf n cupful of auunr with Ix ounce of i;mti-d cliocolitte. 1'our over thla one cupful of bolllui; wntrr and atlrovvr the ItollliiK teakettle until thick and amootli. Then let It K't cold. Flavor with raullla. Htlr thla Into three cupful of cold bollrd cuatanl. i'and chill on Ice. Kerve with rleh atew. rd atrawberrlea or with whipped errant. RH I M v UMA1DPI flweet Potatoes. After awert potatoe hnve hern par boiled and allred lencthwlie they ahould be aprliiklrd IlKhtly with white papier, iclven a ilnU of aalt and plncrd lu the oven for a few momenta. Then they aro to hnve n drealuic of pkk mid bread crumb poured over them and put below the flnnie of n Kit rmiKe, where they cnu broil. Minced pnraley I to be atrewu over them Juat before they aro aellt to the table. Uracil llutlrr. Into three ipmrl of elder allco piioiikIi peeled peuclic to thicken It mid boll Htomllly until the fruit I re duced to n pulp. While cookliiK "Mr friMUeutly. Tnkn from tho lire, aet aalde until cold, return to tho tire mid atew for mi hour Ioiikit or until brown nud thick. I'nck down lu u atunu crock. Title or Iloutiinil OrlRln. Contlneiitnl title auvo or tho hlKh et aort have been viewed with au plclou In thla country, hut tlionn of KliKlmid hnve been iicccpled with nl iiiit.it n Implicit filtli na Itmik or KiiKlmid noten luaplre. Yet the her nld'a ctilleKe lately innde the remurk nble naaerllou Unit mmiy peraon nro uilue Ixik'U title In I'liKlnnd mid that oilier lire unIuk title to which Uiey hnve not etiibllhed their clulm mid probiibly could not brink' any ntlfnc lory proof. And Uie alitor of Dod'a I'eeniKe admit Hint there nre between llftyndx nnd alxty bnroueta wlioe clnliua would not bear too cloic acru tiny. For example, an nmbltlou and re tired biilnen limn iimutMl Hmlth may II lid lu aotiie lecludetl pnrt of the country Mime Innda formerly owneil by Mime extluot family of Hmlth who had Keed n title. lie buy the (iroperly. quietly claim dracent mid ciHilly mmiime the title. In Iondon audi a courao would probably be ex poed. hut III Uie country people are lea autplelou. Nor I uch Impoiture, It Neein. contrary to KiikIIhIi Inw. It appenr nlo that mmiy of the title which enjoy loni: atmidliiK were aa aumiM In aoine audi way, perhnp cen turle aKo, ami owe whaterer validity they Imvr to long ue. A general acru tiny or Hngllah tlUe mlctit be a very painful thine HprlORfleld (Maaa.) He putillcan. New York.' Claaalo Cttlea. New York Ktnte la full of cltlra nnd town of claalc nomenclature. Thcro liuut havo been a wave of Orneco ltomnii lore when the chrlfttcnlnir of miinlclpolltliTi took place, with n by product of Aalmilam aa a acnuonlni;. There an audi name a Home, Troy, Allien, Cnlro, Hyrncuse, Ithnm, Hpiirln, Italy, Greece, Kcypt. Tyre, Memphlii, Venice, Florence, Corinth, I'nnun, Milan, Nnplea, Hector, Ovid, Delhi, Delphi, Dlmin, Pari. Pompey, I lion, Palmyra, Palermo, Marathon, Mycenae, Naoll, Nineveh, I ta by Ion, llomutu. Kllomn. SmyriiH. t'tlcn, Vlr Ell, Homer, Clecro, Ceroa, etc. Couldn't I leu it Mualo. "Pfwat'a that. MoikT ke.l Pat, a he plektol up a Hebrew iiewper. "UVurry, Ol initio of wat tune It dn be," replied Mike. "Ol'm not aftber kmiwlu' wan note from another," To Hrtak In Mew Shoe. Alwr like In Allen' foit-Kfe, a powiler. It cure hoi, wfIlnr, aj'liliiK. wullri lift, cure form, Ingrowing; nll ud Uinlon. At II ilrugglit anil h(i torei,ar' lion'l rre,t nyfiilxllliile Hinpl mllet K1IKK. Aildrnti Alleu 8. Olmileil. Hoy, S Y. A Hoprlea Can. "linn Georee ever hllited that be ba thotiKht of you a a poIble wire?" aak rd the anxloii mother. "No," replied the fair girl, with a far away look In her eye, "and Pin afraid ho never will," "Why," aald the mother, "I thought . "Never mind what you thought, mam ma, dear," Interrupted the daughter. "Only laat night he complained of feel ing weary, and It wasn't 0 o'clock." I'roroalonnl Hnoreta. Lawyer are men who work with a will At lent, ao the doctora wiy. Hut the lawyer' work doexn't begin un til The doctor haa pared the way, Hmr. or Ohio, Cirr or Totroo, I.UCA ioukty, I " KaADK J. Ciiknkt make olh that he I enlor partner ol the linn of Y. J. CiianarA Co., doing l.tiMnex In the r;llyofTolelo,(,'uiin. ty and Htliliiel'l,li(l tlitiill firm 'AW lr theiiotnolONK lIl'MIUKII IXll.t.AIIR for each ami ererycuwiol (itxkkii tlit cannot to ctued by the ue ol lliLL' (tiihii Vjinr. KI1ASK J. rlfBNBY. flworn to lforn me and aiitwrrlle'l In my preM-nce, tliliCtbday ol :e-einlr, A. l.,lt Noury l'nt.llc IhkalJ llall'f'tarrh Cure la taken Internally, and aria rtlrretly on the Mood and mueoui nrlti ol the frttein, Hcnd f. r teallrnnnlali, free. V. 3. CIIKNKY & CO., Toledo, 0, Hold Vr Tlrogglttf, V.. Ilall'i Vnnlr 11IU are the bett. Mlacrlca or Wealth. Illnka Tliere I a man who can afford to hang hi orercoat on a fifty-dollar ball rack, lutead of auapending It from a oall In the wall. Wlnka How do you know? Illnka Ilia orercoat la humpbacked. OWIK10N POKTLANO ST. HELEN'S HALL a omi.'ri nriiooi, or Tiir. iikiiiikt t l,tMeoriil tcrl.e'a,toelln.lulM Inr equipment the Lil Ktnd lor cat alogne. Tumi Opoii Hopt umlior in. IOQ4 Positions Qunrantccd. IV" forfeit pUt"! with a National Hank to make good any failure 'in our part. l-ijn j mall, practically free, Will today for ctulog. IJeutel Huslncgs Colleze, TACOA1A, WASH Columbui, Ohio, May so, 1903. Six year ago I had a aevcro attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I waalalduti in tied for air mouth, and the doctora I had did mo no Rood. They changed rued lcinca every week and nothing they pre. acrtbed termed to help me. Pluallr I be- nn tlio uie 01 H. . . My icnce anueioow oluta were awollcn terribly, aud at one fine mv lolnta were ao awollen and rain . . .. - ... , . -, tul that 1 coil lu not cioo 111cm wutn opened. I mi ao bad that I could not move knee or foot. I wa Kcltlufdltcour aged, you may be aure, when I began S. 8. 8., but aa I aw It wa helping inc 1 contin ued It, and to-day I am a aouud well man and have never had a return of the dlaeaae. 8. 8. 8. purified tny blood and cured me of thla severe ceie of Rheumatism after everything else had failed. I have reo commended It to other with good re aulta. K. II. CuAruAN. 1355 Mt, Vernon Ave. Tho jolionou acid" that produce tho ln (lamination and pain aro ubaorbed into the blood and HhcumatUm can never be con quered till these are ncutrallxed and fit tered out of the blood and system. 8. S. 8. r.oea directly into tue circulation auu ac '...1.. il.a.lla,.. ll.tf It mir!lin anil rr dli;a. IHVili-t" .... ...... . etorca the blool to a healthy, vigorous condition, It contains no KUsh, alkali or n.l.AM a..... ..litis crals, but la guar, anteed entirely Trgetable. Wrltd us and our physU clans will adylso without any charge whatever, Our bookon Rheu matism seut free. Tbi Swift Speolflo Company, Atlanta, Qia s sss i I In It rd llunnuu. Add one hnlf cupful of uinple alrup lo one cupriil of boiling wuter, iiIno n tahlcapoonful of coniHtnrch blend Ml with it little milk. Add the julco of 11 lemon und boll thick. Hutter 11 linking dlah mid allco live Imiintni lu 'It, pour over the anuce, cover the top with buttered bread crumb and linko until brown. Kerve Imincdlntely. Potutor llnkeil III Cremu. Iloll Lhu polutooa, mid when cold cut thoin lu very amiill plectvi. Put them lu a amieo pan over tho tire, inoUton well with cream, mid pepper and aalt to tnatv, aud when hot turn Into n baking dlah. IIuvo the dlah full, level It off, aprluklo hits of butter and aoiuo I rated clu'iwo over tho top und browu ji a hot oven. Corn OiticUt. Heat four egga well, ndd four tuble poonful of crrnm und cook lu u but teretl frying pnn until net, Ileforo folding Hprlnklo with nult uud pepper 1 and tiprcud with gruteil corn from four! boiled ears. Tho corn hIiouIiI be Hllgbt. ly heated boforo Hpreiullug 011 the ome let. Kohl uud Rorvo nt once. Popcorn Piiddlnir. Pop hoiiiu corn ulcoly, then roll It na lino ua you cnn. One pint of the corn to 0110 nuiirt of aweet milk: ndd a mull piece of butter, one teiiapoonrul of runt, bent two eggu witli euougii ugnr to Mweeten thu milk; mix ull together, Huku twenty mlnutoa. Whipped Crcuin Kroatlnu. Whip u pinto of cream very atlff, ml ding to It enough powdered augur to sweeten to tnatv. When stiff enough to atnnd 11I0110 spread quickly Hiid lightly 011 tho cake aud servu at n-. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Conuino Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signature of $ Pao-Slmlla Wrappr tow. I'WICIJS THAT TALK. Peat galanl.l itanJarl wrought Iron pipe i Inch, tW per IU) le-U Ileal glnll laiidard wrought Iron pipe. ! lnan, 17.9 per VM feet All alica In 1,1 ack and galranlicl pit at loweat market price. Mood ptirotn tat.aellr one Larrel rr minute. 11. Ilublxr. Mratncr and canraa lulling, note and patting at whole.! prlcea. Writ ua lor your waoU In Ihe machinery line. Irritation pltnu a lelJly Utlaraon Machlntry Co., Port land, Oregon. For Cupboard Corner St. Jacobs Oil StraltM. ttrtmc. nrt. If tk Utt bouMhoU rctn4r Ice Rheumatism I Neuralfila, Sprains Lumbago Brtiisefl DacHache Soreineasi Scistics SttfTnesa Prlcoi, 35c. and JOc, CftaalMViae0wBJf. A. . . ,., lir.uuee wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT lli't wondffal ilil tr doctor U tailed irtsU tcsaa b cnrr vpl without oparrsv I km tbal vr KlT op 1i Ji. II rarvai wtifa lho wondtrfut Oil phtt. roots, irtMit. LM ftmi vrYlMai UtiU M llrvlj nn know to mdicsk. ? nr In thta oaiatrfv TbrwiaTti ibs tiMn.UM rvrodl Una famvut tfocioc httnwt Hi m-Imhk of ovrr Utt differ fat rnv nn. which t qcc folly U difftrvol d . !! foartttfr lo rvtf cutatrh, sVU m. nt IbroaiU rttomalU, fsarrvovtaastaa. Momsvrh, Mf, KidnoyB, ttc, bM badrdi of Irillhieiiili Cbn modrroio. Cil od - bint. I'ottvnta oal of tb rtlf wrtu to Minn suvdetrruloA. iwod im CUMtUU TATIOK nUK. ADUUtvna ThcC Get Wo Chinese Medicine Co. vJismtA'A. fgw ih vt of IS AUtr Hi.. farlU4. Orgo. P. N. U. No. 41-1904 WIIHIf writing taderUrsplal tnrntliiD thla Mr. I " RUSSELL, " THlUSHIiRS yS- W(f "CYCLONE" L2NUINI3S Write for CotaloRue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL AIACMINERY CO. IH)RTLND, OREGON. "OID'NT HURT A BIT Very small aatd oaay to tako a aatrar. FOR HEADACHE. rOR D1I2IHESS. rOR IILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION . ajmWUirfH wyjwta auaastyi. ICARTER'S TIWr CURE 8ICK HEADACHE. DaMtOouil Sjrup, -rute4Utxd. jM f! la tlma. rltilil hv drtlsTtflkta. 9H IS WHAT THUY SAY Wrn rxtrai-tonanrallywirtsalh wltt -nt Muting a hit, and il In nvw t vin Ibr atne day II Jim dealre. Our ajralem of rrwn ant Uldg work I linjilc, ijulct and .alulH. Kcventccn )rar'eipcrfcnn) In )te wo k rtiablfa ua lo rli jour mouth ixiuilorlably H be lct-lltigaa well you. fu crniiiiga tlll'J fuudaja lrom9 to 1 I'hone Main 'X, cm .4bI .. l 4J a. WISE BROS., Dentists i0tirMn''iutXo&iU ifmvffapfti aA: "ouf Oricr 11 fef courted hj local grooon, write WaJbaiui u CoH who wiU dviMj watjr-i ooiauii. i b P ii t- s v J