The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, September 30, 1904, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextHood's Sarsaparilla is unquestiona bly tho greatest blood and liver medicino known. It positively and pcrnianontly cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. 16 is tho Best Blood Medicine. NIhiwm Vnlun or Notns. A well known milliliter la telling in onceilotii HlH)tit n brother cluruymnit who wan iriiilrtit tiiioxpootmlly to of flclntn at tint finirriil of ninti con cerning whom tin knew nottilnif, When Jin urrlvrd at the town wliero tint Or irasiil hnit llvrtl ha hnil Just tluin to make n few Inquiries about his trait anil acJilr-vt'im'nts, tho results of which ho noted on a memorandum. 1 1 In iiilotf at the service, an reported, wus nlioiit ni follows: "Our dear hrolher, whom wo mourn to tiny, was a iniin of niro character ami nhlllty. lie hnil the mrntul enpne lly of a" referring to hi notes "Daniel Webster, lh tnet of a" nu'sln ifiiiHUllliitf Ills memorandum "Henry Cloy, tho lierlluaelty of a" another ntfereiieo "1'lysses H, (Irani. We ean only mourn him with a pro fiiuiul ami inrrowful rrcret now t tin t he linn kiiiiii to mrtt his" another roferuncu to Urn notes "(Soil." The licu.vin Why. Driimmoml, Wis., Kept. IV (Bpedal) Whole (smllles in lUyflelil county aie lnt;lni the praises of Dmlil's Kid ney I'll In mill tint reaion why la given In espeileuces inch as that of 4Ir. T. T. Wolil, n wall known cltlion here. "I I mil ucli palna 'n my back that I Jul not know what to do," ssys Mr. Wold, "and aa I cam across an adver tisement of Dmld'a Kldnny l'llli I ssut fot ii box. That on boi relieved me cil all my palm. My wife alto used thrm and found thtiu Junt what aha needed. I rrcommund Dodd's Kidney I'llla aa a aure rills for llackahe, and other Klilnoy Trouble." lUckachs la one of the earliest symptoms of Kidney disease. Doild'a Kidney I'llla cuia it promptly and permanently and prevent It dcvsiopliiu into Kheiiuiatliin, Diopey, Diabetes or llrlKht'a Dlseato. Here.t H.r Illalit. Ho Alasl uiethlnka your heart U cold. Hhe Thnl'a a fact. 1 ahould have heeded mothrr'a advice. lie Mother's silvlce? Hho Yea. Hb advised me not to wear a thin waUt until It cot warmer. AU! AUukt T!i. foot-killer sat In hit esey rhilr emekln his (l of clay, for he hadn't a ttiliitf to do on earth but whll. tht tint away. Hut soon tbe fnolklller's pipe went out and tlirn lie burnt Into teera; It waa only a dreetn his regular work waa behind full a diuen years. Fur bronchial trviieit t try IMtn's Cure for C'oiniinijitmn. It la (ihhI eiugh medio! nt. At ilrugjcMi, price 36 cania. A Comollnn Thought. IlrainbUYri, I'm ugly, I know I'm uglyi but there la one grand cumulation, Krlend What U that? Ilramlile If tfrr I iliould become great, and the Aliirrlcan people etiouUl resnlte to rrrct a ttatur to my memory, they won't be ahtt to make me out any uglier than I am. ffillA When a child I had a very eevere at tnckof Diphtheria, whiclicameuearprov InH fatal. V'pon recovery the glands of the neck were err much enlarged, and after the free uie of iodine, the rirtit one was reduced to Its normal aire, but the left one continued to Krvf very slowly at Tint, until it was about tlie-slieof joose. ckBi which began to press on the wind pipe, cauiing difficult breathing, and be camo very painful. An incision waa made and a lsriJe quantity of pua discharged. The gland was removed, or as much aa could with safety be taken out. I'or ten years I wore alittle piece of cloth about an inch long la my neck to keen tho place open, During thla time I had to have it cut open by the doctor every time I took coldortheopeulugclorgcd, IntheSpriug or early Summer of 1M4 I was persuaded by niy wife to tire 8. 8. 8., which I did, strictly in accordance with direction!. I took twenty-nil large bottles, and waa en tirely cured, for I have not suffered sltico that time, II. 8. Uaomnd. Hoyal Hag Mfg. Co., Charleston, 8. C. Only a constitutional remedy can reach nil hereditary disease like Scrofula. When the blood is restored to a normal condition ami tho scrofulous deposits are carried off there la 11 gradual return to health. 8.8.8, Stjyj 13 ITCH 11UTTU U Apt blood purifier and 1 tonic. It is tho VL a nly guaranteed, strictly vegetable L reraedysold. Ifyou V have any signs of i Scrofula, write us M and our physicians kW will advise you freo Tbe Swift Speolflo Company, Atlanta, Qa. I ANCIENT IIISTOItY. 5 WI1011 tho holla on n rurtil tulephono circuit begun merrily Jingling 0110 Juno morning half n dozen young women In mi ninny fiirinhoiisen formolt every thing olsit, ami with piiptir mid pencil hoforn tluiiii took tip tlio rrcelvera. It wiih tint ugioed tlino for n rovluw of iiiK'leiit hUlory, prior to tint llnal ex amination In tho "consolidated" high school 011 Monday. "I any, girls" Mild tho Drat volco when nil were ready, "what doea any body know 11 ho ut Moe7" "Oh, that' easy, Ilnurlnttn," was the anawer along tho lino. "Horn 17UH, went Into exllo KSUH, ciiiiia back to Kgypt IDoH and led tho Hebrews out of bondage. IIo died when he wan a hundred and twenty years old." "l'lnase say thoso dates again, Kthul." "Hovonteeiithlrty-elght, alxtcrn-nlno-ty-elght, alxteeii-llfty-elght." "Anm't you Kiiylng them backward?" "Why, no, stupid. It's II. ()." Tunt's 'Haekward Cviintlng,' you know, Henrietta," luterrtiuted u third voice. "Oh, yvn, of course. I ought to have known. Hut any, girls, that's Just whul I want to know uIkhiI. How did you do It?" "Io whatr " "WJiy, keep track of what year It was when they had to count buck waril. Do you suppose Moses knew how old he was going to be when he tiled, and kept saying,'! was a .hundred and twenty when I wus born, lu sev-eilteull-elghteeu I'll be a hundred' and o on til ho died" "Of cwurso not. Thoy wuutnl their agre forwanl." "Whilt I want to know," Mid velec numbnr four, "Is Ixtw thny kunw what year to begin to count with. Now of course we are adding a figure every year. Wo started with Uie year our. Thla is nlnetren-four, of coursr, and next will be nlneteen-Qve. Hut how did those old-timers know lu seventeen-thirty-eight H. 0. that It was 'suing to be Just that many years to tbe year xero, or to whatever they called It be fore our reckoning began?" Into the tmiiNiiiltters of half a dozen telephones ami along a dosen miles of wire was launched a confuse! murmur of uxclamatlou and query. At Inst It quieted down when the calm voice of Henrietta was heard coming down tho Hue. "Oh, I enn answer thnt one myself, girls," sho aald. "It was started that way, ami all they had to do was to kvep track. It's marked here In tho Hlble that Adam was born In four thousand and four, and of course, knowing that, all he had to do waa to subtract one every year. It waa bound to come out even." fllvn llm Hoys I'oultry. Aa usual, there is loud complaint from farmers that the children brought up 011 the farm art getting uneasy and want to try their wings elsewhere. This Is not to be wondered at when these young people bear and read of what is going on In the world. Tho monotony of country life seems unboar ubte to them, especially wIm-ii from tho farm they obtain only plenty of hard work, the food they rat and tho clothes they wear. True, one may nay that Is about all any one geta out of life, but If wo can plun some way by which tho young people can innko u start for themselves they will bo much tuont contented. Poultry offers a way of trying out tho feeling of tho young folks at small expense, (live them a chance to raise poultry and have the procmls for their own use, and In a year or two they will have lcomo reconciled to coun try life and bo willing to innko It their future or they will have" tdiown their utter lack of adaptability for It, lu which en so tho best thing for them n ud for tho parent Is to lei them leave tho farm and take up tho work for which they are better llttwl, but don't loso your grusp on the young peoplo without drat giving them a chauco to do for themselves on tho farm and show what U lu them. Indianapolis News. Dnolnrrs Kaklmo Doomed. The Kov. Mr. ltyberg, pustor of tho First Cougregatlonul Church at Nome, urges President Hoosovelt to do some thing toward wiving Iho Ksklmo popu lation of Alaska. ' "Though they hnvo saved tho Uvea of hundreds of gold seekers," tuiya ho, "this kind and childlike ruco Is rapid ly passing away. Its members uro meeting n hiiiI and undeserved fute. Shamefully neglected by our govern ment, tho last chapter of their history Is being rapidly written In cruel char acters of neglect and wuut, dlsvaso and crime." Tho minister declares that tho res ervations uro unsuitable to Usklmos, but that four to six colonics between l'olnt Harrow and tho mouth of tho Yukon will solve tho problem lu two years. When wo read that 11 person who aviih sick a number of yoara was al ways patient, wo wonder If tho siuno can bo sold of tho attondlng klu. Puss Drntli Wntoli Kvory Day. "What nro you doing sitting Idling wlillo your fellows do all the work?" said tho lawyer from tho Ktoek ICx cliiiugn llullding to tho uudorgrouud cnhlu workman, Tho oloetrlclau waa sitting on a tool box hcNldo a ninnholo nt Washington and f.n-Knllu streets when U10 lawyer Interrupted him. Ho looked up, and then with a faint smile said: "I im the death wntdi' "ICxplaln yourself. I do not under stand you." "Well, tlioim men In the hole are constantly In danger of suffocation from sewer sras. If I were In the liolo I would run the same chance as they do. Kor their safety I sit hern lu open air. I am not In range of tho gases. If one of them In overcome I get busy, haul him Into open air and call a doc tor. Heer Hie lawyer "wiw" and went about his business, sdmlttlng to himself that (hero were tricks in all trades, snd this was one of the dangers which beset conduit men thnt he had never thought of. Chicago Itecord-IIerald. An Amplified Woumu, "The car was entirely empty, with the exception of one man," Mid Miss Myrs Kelly. "He was the revese of the car. An I entered he rose, mnd me an iiristtudy but mugulflcrut bow and said: " 'Madam, phlenshe be kind 'nough to asshept thtah plnshe.' Tbero was nothing else for me to do, so I thanked him and sat down. "And for twenty blocks that Idiot hung frm a strap, swaying in the breexe, with iwt a sou) In the car but ourselves. Occaslonslly I have benn taken fur other women; but I never before bad any out thluk that I was a csr full." frloa of Theater Heals There Is much talk about the bleb prices chargsd for seats In tho thea ter of Ksstern cities. Apropos of this Is a story of a Hoston box-ofllco man and a young man from the country. The latter confidently approached the vendor of tickets, and inquired: "What's your boat seats worth to day r "Two dollars." win the reply. The rustic hesitated for a minute, and then pityingly drawled: "Hsy, I don't want to take the aeat away," Oldest Thentsr In the Country. The oldest thrster In America, the Walnut Street Theater In Philadelphia, Is virtually to bu torn down and a modern "plsyhouso substituted. This theater has rounded out nearly a cen tury of life as a purveyor of amuse ment to the people of the Qusker City. It was built In 1B00 ami about all of the great American actors and actress es who have appeared before the foot lights since that time have trod 1U boards. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of 5 I'sc-Slmlls Wrapptr IWIow. Yary .Mall a4 a ? ! take as smgwr. ICAKTERS I PiLii. FOR HEADACHE. ran diuiness. rOK BILIOUSNESS. FOR TOnriB LIVER. rOR CONSTIPATION. HX SALLOW SKIN. rORTHECOMPLEXION immMM wnMiuuvK tfuLk I IPwstr YftaHsvWV'l' iRriH 1 SWf-3ir?f Jl- irw 0 wCSdt am m H Mm9 , W rffl W&$r:'i& .. AtCclaWc I'fcpnralionrorAa slmllallni iltcFoodnntincfiula lipg UicSlouincte andBovYcU of STOrIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough! Promotes DigcslionjCliccrfur ncss nnxl HcsLConlalns nclllicr Otritn,Monliinc norIiiicral. NOXTA11COTIC. AtxSinn ttmifud ,i?r MUttyrrm funr. Apcrfccl Hctncdy forConslirvi non . Sour Sloavuth.Dinrrlioca nnil Lobs of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of KEAV YOTIK. i Bears the . Signal M Sv gimmmMmm EXACT COPT Of WRAPBCn. 'i- i lf, in Use For Over Thirty Years ylid 1 Mm TMSCtn.us Manure, nraro. crrr. AVIiereld They UiCTer. Tbe Villain The aiifela uf tbe othet world are alwaya pictured with wlucs at taelied. Tbe Souhrette Yes. and tbe "anitela" of tbe theatrical worM are sttached to tbe wlogs. You Can (let Allen's Foot-Case FREE. Writs AtlenS. Olmilfd.U Kar.V. Y.. (or a tree umlr ut Allen's Fool-K.K. It cure iwestlnr. hot.wolUn.sehlrn feel. It males sew or tlrbt ihwi 7 A raruln cure lor ortii, lnrrotncn!l ud bunion.. Alldruc ttiUMllit. V. lion't atc.pt any substitute. Quite a Different Thine. "flcorso saya he uvver bus so Rood a time as when be Is out with me," assorted the ;Irl in browu. "Docs he reallyy returned the clrl In gray, commlseratlncly. "Now, Alfred Is iulte different. When he's 'out with nic ht-'a unhappy until he makes it up." Brooklyn KsrIc. oncaoN IH)RTLANO ST. HELEN'S HALL a aini.il bciiooi. or the iuoiikkt CLASrt corpl ol It.cb.n, locattnn, build. Ine equipment tbe til. ho nil for catalogue Torrtv Oponej Mapturtibor Iff. 1004 POSITIONS GUARANTEED. tt,mo forfeit rUrrd with a Katlonal Dank to mike good any fsllurs on our pari. Catalogue tttt. Vi rlts totlar, Eoutol Buslnoas Oollogo Tmaoma, Wamh. fttlCGS THAT TAtK. Iteit ca'ranled iiaoJarl wrought Iron pipe Inch. IMM tr M f-t Ileal rlnlte.l tanilard wrousbt Iron pip. 1 Incb, IT.i per h Let All tlie. lu ttlaelc aixl filvanlied ji( at luweit market price.- Woo.1 psnipa rapadiy una larrel tr wlnule, l itubbtr. leather and eanva. belilnr. bete ami oln at wholle prlee. Wilio u. for jrour ant. In lha machinery line lrrlxatlou j-lnu a lelaltr Kclcrton Machlntr Co., fort- land, Of.ron. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Thli wofldtrfat Chi doctor la called Brattiu h rar ropl wuhftot opr Ikm tliaU ltw frtm op to dt. it rur wib ibo aodrful Chr- bft, ruou. bud. twrka lutd t(UIIn IbM ftrf) aurt of , kbowi la mrdlrial as?a rc In cilia cot nit j Tbrtmcti lb tuns of tboiM haroutaai rmdt tbia fvmost doctor kiowa lh ftciiua of orrr kJ dlfffrvnl ram adlra, nbUh b aaccaoafailjr na in diStraat dlMaa. Jla tfOavrantaoa to car cAU-ub, mi1 Ua, lone, throa, rboniuatlam, ntrveHURa lomavrh, liver, kid or a, rtc, ba. bandrdof l?aUmooaJa. lbau(a mndrnua. lail and a hlia. ratlrnu iwt of lb rtlf wnu fur tlanaa and dreuiara. hnd atarajx LV.NHUL TATIU.N VllKK. AULfltaU ThcC Gcc Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 131 AUer ( MwtUni, UrA. SoMiti P. N. l. No. JO-I904 WHEN wrlllnr toolvertlsrspte luentlun tills papar. I "DlD'INT HURT A BIT" IS WHAT THOY SAY out hurtlneabit.aml put In new Usth the Waran extract one or all your tss'h with tarns dajr 11 iou d.ilre Ounxttem ot crown ant brldgs work I Imple, quick and lnlit. Ir F A. Ill acV more will have charge ol our (lrrham oltlce evary halHrdsy The ilortir It a icraduale and reKitlernldenlltt, ana wn 'em eoiiBdent mat na win treat id lopls right. Opsn cveulnira till ) Bundsyi from 9 to 1. 1'bone MalH 3tM9. atu' ev it. II A 4ss WISE BROS., Dentists -zlilttBWjRtiC&ti raJRaaaM t CURE tICK HEADACHE. BUY Xswszj z smwvr,.wmzy 7 SEgaaWaaaaC FROM YOUR DEAL.I2R Taip Vim" wJutVt ur uiti. ia gB Boat Ooiiju SjrBB, YatlM Uooi Ut. Q Vm Iptljua. Soldbr Jrufyltu. fsaj RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES fl f THRESHERS lf 1 uf m yi tJRL r fi laaariivV I J f a tPV BOILERS SAW MILLS The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., po&!5 STACKERS Write for Catilogu: and Prices You fan Count Your ChteVens Pefore They Aro Hatched In a CHATHAM INCl'llATOIt T.ftty fertle ere you put Into a C'halhtm Inrti batnrolll come out a healthy, itunly chick I hat It the loconl Urn Cliathsm Incubator bat nisilo lor lltelt ami the Chalhsm llrotnler will brine them up loner than tho moil moibsrly hvo Ihcro U big money tu Ihi mails lu rsltlHEChlo.eni with a t'liaiham Imubator. The farmer who overlooks thla branch of hli luittutii It neglectlugone ot tho srealeit prodt prmlili'lutfilepArtiut'nUothlt larm, the racllU'i'o.it Is not producing enough chlct rut lo tupnly their uwu wauts. Chlcleu raUliitf liprolllalile Ol'lt OrKKIC We will tell you a Chatham In cubator on time. It will make many timet Its oott to you, We pay the freight. Wrlia me for our Tnlouo Catalog and uielul hint, on poultry rait ing. Coiti)ou nothing. IKiltuow. GEO. W. 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