tJ Distress After Eating Nauica botwoon moali, bolchliitf, vomiting-, flutulonco, flU of nervous lioml acho, pain In tho fltoinnch, nro oil symptoms of dyspepsia, nutl ilia lunger It li neglected tliu harder It li to euro It. Hood's Sarsaparltla and Pills Radically and permanently euro it strengthen nnil to no tho tomncli nml other dlgestlvn organs for tho natural performance of lliclr functions. Accept no Biilintltuto for Hood's, 1 "I hail dripepala tncnty-rtro ytsrs and took tlinrcnt medicines but sot no help until I t)fn taking Hood's flsrsaparlll. Have taken four bolllrs of thla medlclm nit cm now rt elmoit anythlnr, eleep well, litre no cramps In my stomach, no burnlna and no dtatreas.r Mai, Wiluah O, lUasrrr, M Ohier fit., Providence, II. I. Hood'a Sarsaparllla promises te urn and keeoa tho promlaa. Uiiuio Ham'ii cvnvo inn. It la catltunti'tl Hint tho people of tho United HtlltfN drink 1,WX).(HK),(KX) Kill' lout of coffee In thn courao of n year, nt n coat of about 10 cent per gallon. Tho Importing coat of tho nipilalto (inutility of coffee herrlea for thla atip ply nt 7 ceuta n pound, ta about 7ft OUO.MK). I'rom this It oiirnrN that preparation, package, distribution ami dcalcra' profits inako tho price to tho couaumcr about double tho Importing coat. Dt atnesa Cannot II Cured r total api'llrallima aa thtr cannot icarb tho dlMaMil iiniiiin ul ilio ear , 1 ncro li uulr on u( ilio r. 1 ncro li oulf i in", ami thai la tif eoiull laliiaa la rauinl lijr an lOlthaiitUMiua lliitnc ul i , Wluii tills tula la tnnii wajr lo cure iWaliuM, nml thai la li buutiiu. iienai itniniKia. nainideunillllun ','' Kuilaehlan Tul, mi liar a ruinbtlna xiuiid or lintorlccl bear ., .. NTH llll. IUi in a, ami w nan u it iiutaiy eint.i. itaifntaa li tho ftault, abit luilata lha Innaiiiiiiatlnn (an l takan out anil thla lulw laatnit it In Ita normal romiiiinn, jiMii iifwlll to i1fflro;rl Inrartri iiincMauuin hlch laiinlhliiaLut au lunamiiit runillilnn ..I in mtm rui ut i titrrn, tboiatirauaautlarfa Va will lira Una llumlrt.1 lullara for anr rata 01 llaalnraalrauaoil lifcalarthl that ali ml l n.r-t by llalla I alirrli l ui. Nod lor cirrulaia.irM. I rllKMI'V JL I'll T..I.Ia n K0I1I lir I)ru(lil.Me. .. r v.v.v, v. .. ma Haifa ratulfr lllla ara lha brat. A Ituaalan lleutrnant Rela about f'JOO 1 a year, a captalu about 3W and major fW. Kor bronchial troueira try I'lan'a Cur for Cotiitimiillon, It la a k'xhI eouitt taedlclii. At drtilla, prtca 'ii centa. Ho Mora Orpltana. lllahrrp Potter admitted at a dinner tho other night tiiat ho had fallen Into tho linblfof aaklug hU wlfo what -bo hould apeak about It called upon M any public function. Tlie indlgunntcjtircn tnrnM'jounq "My wlfo told mo thla ercnlng," h6 and aurreyed tho'cauao 6( tho accident aald, "that aha would llko to haro mo n momenf, and then, aa If by no in en in correct a,,nim6r that baa twen going aaUafled wltU'thS c'auab.bW.iutahap, around to 1b effect that alio tnteudrd laid: ''.' to gtrb up her houao to an orphan1 "Madame, you Iito got tho.blggcat aayltim. ieot I arcr aawr-'. "Tell tho gueata at dltrncr, If y'oV "Hlrr reajwrtder tholady, fluahlna. &7 aiiytblng,' abs bade me, 'tb,at It U with anger, Dot ao. I hnvo alnxtdy taken In tmn '.'Pray, don't apologise: It ain't youi orphan, and I do not propoao to admit fnW, but take my- advice, alt aWowayi any utoro Into uiy bouie. If I can help In the future, apd fiJvo hcln. tho tut) It' " . I rnngo of tho bua." ' LIKE A SPONGE,, Somo of the most stubborn diseases enter into tho system through tho pores of the r kin. Llko n sponge, it nbsorbs poisons of various kinds, which aro taken up by tho little blood, vessels beneath the surfuco of tho body, and emptied into tho great current of the blood. Tho juices of poison oak anil other noxious wild plants percolnto through the skin liko water through a sponge, ara token Into tlio circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger ing on for years unless antidotcd and driven out of tiie system. Dye Poisoning among tlio employes of dyo houses, and from wear ing colored under, clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurronco -- and dangerous to health, causing boils and sores nnd poison oak and itb bmbots. nthrr nruntinna Ovsr fifteen yaara aro X waa poisoned with Pot Oilier eruptions. ion Oak. I triad rameay after remedy without Workers 111 lead, brass Kettlnv relief. Hores broke out over tnr bodr ana ml other metals ars often on mjr tonaue, anaotlnir the llntns of ray mouth, anil outer meittis nrs 01 ten vtMfir aboul y(Lr .e0 my d0otor told ms to poisoned by tho chemicals Ur 0, ti. a., whloU X did. After taking three nnd acids tiled ill nolish- bottles all the apres dteappjared, and Ihara not aim ubiua ubu 111 !"' be,n bothered slues, and! feel muoh indebted to tng, and tlio dust ntld 111- your valuable medlolne for eo prompt and oom Intra Rettlino-unon tlio skin. Plate a ours. I am certain that B.B.B. will do all ingSBcmmg upon 1110 SKtn, fhtltigoUtm.dforlt In Wood dlaeaaea. and wliicii find their wny DBnTiit, izy. OOK. o'llRYAN, throtigli tlio pores Into tlio ..... blood, followed by Inflammation, swelling and tho most obstinate sores. Blood Poison, tlio vilest of all humnn diseases, is often con tracted through shaking tho hand or handling tho clothing or other arti cles usedbyono infected with this dangerous polscto. Ihe deadly virus findinir Its way throuch the pores of tho jarful II OY S. S. ling it illsappear from tho skin. Writo us should vou desiro medical advico or anV information about your caso; this will Preototis Htouna In AmnrJua. "It l a lltllo strange," said Irving'' h. Itussell, "Hint tho United Htntos, ao far nlieml In nntlonnl resources of ovory other part of tho globo pi all essential things, ahould ho no ilofklont an it producer of precious stonca. I am of tho opinion that there will ho a big discovery aomo day of thu moat valued fccuiM, probably In some out pjt the way corner of thn land. "1 do not mean to Intlmnto tlmt wo nro exactly destitute of lino atouca, hut that tliOMo found nro moatly of Inferior iltiallty ua compared with (Ho oillput of tho old mlnea, In North Carolina a good many emerald and ruhlca ulid sapphires aro to ho hud, hut tlwy nro not of Hiillklcnt valifo to warrant cut ting. Homo very And pearls hnvo been taken out of tho shells pk'kcd up In tho slroath of Arkansas, and at onn tlmo tho aeareh for tfiuiu dotvn thcro amounted to n ernr.e. I'cnrt, by tlio wuy,,havo koiio up In jirlco from 200 to,H0O per cent In recent year. "AKt"eit many seml-prcclous atone aro mined In California-, Uio tunptbbio found out thcro being i'pe$ally beau tlful, hut lackliiK In htirducsM. 'mir mallncs alao como from Collfprnlo, In abundance. Washington Post Nhtumatlam In Otah. Kriecn, UUh, May 2nd. Thorn n a Krcat dial of rhoiimatiam In thin and uelhhorlnic atatci aml.tlila paln(ul tils 1'mii has rrlpjikl many n atroiiK man and woman among an othcrwlao healthy' people. Itecuutly, however, Micro haa been in troducod Into Utah a inluedt for ltiiqit matlim wlilchlilda fair to atamp. out thla awfully palnfil cpnldalnt. Tho nntno of thla new remedy (a Dodd'a Kidney Pllla, and It ha alrraily wrotiKiit eorno worulerful cures. IUkM hero in Irlaco thorola a caao of a Air. .draco wlio liad Klifciunatlain no lmd In hi feet tlmt ho could hardly walk. lie tried many romedlca In yaln jmt IMd'a Kidney Pilta curoii him. . Ilia wlfo aaya: "Vo both had Kid. noy Trouhlo and my liuahand had the tlliMilmnl tail, fci liM.I lliat li.. mfl.t liav.l. .11. n . . i 1 n ' 1 mi. lywaia. tio uari jimiii a muiio 11111 with tnucll benefit. Wo liaVo tried miimiv tini.lli Iml imnn Imn ilnnn n. '"""X """""f"' ,ml 1n"1"! .',' V 0"0. ".'. . 10 much good an Dodd'a Kidney Pllla," I n . .. I HI111M11. .muirl. ..i.i.. I. .i.i Mil nuji . . a.'.ri. ... ....u ....... .... .. . r . tho atatu and it would aeem at if Khou- maiiiiii uau at inn oeen conquorcu. . I Her Dig VfnU I A reapectahlo old Kentleman, aomo what tlKlit, on entcrliuj an omnlhua, KOt Ida feet entangled In a lady'a dreai and fell headlong. Ho ataggered ta bla fCet, and looking round. Indignant ly .demanded who atruck him. A gentleman prwent remarked eotto yocci "Vou fell Orer.thnrlad'a.ftjet; Bobody atruck you." ..'-';'.,: skin.contaminntestho blood and produces ulcers, eruptions and blotches. The diseases that enter tlio system uy hiorntion or throuah tho pores are as eep-seated and dangerous as any brought lillCIMUl wauc, ut.u u...v vw or other external remeuies, ino 0100a circulation established before eettlncr S. acts upon the blood, ridding it to a healthy, normal condition. lily vcgetauio, an unnvaiea otooa pun s' With all impurities removed from tho 4 4-4"H,4"JKt"'444"t"t"J-t"'i"tt,'tt lltLI'ING CLAIM. . 2 Arithmetic la1 not Chiru'H forto. Hut this doea not trouble her groutly. If alio cannot aolvo tho problems In her dally leaaon her mother can, imdCluni bcllovcH that parents who inako chll-j (Iran study arithmetic: ugalnst their will ahould I, responsible for thor examples, firn. Hamilton usuuiiy Mra. .ilamlltou Kivea up ner ovoiwikh io,uiarna uruu- metlci hut not lou uyu, tho Chicago ulvea un her iivmilnifN (o Clara' urltb- Mtwa aiiya, alio camo'auort one prob- loin becniiao Mr. lioiid, tho.prcaldent of tho hiikliig-tKtwtlor. company with widen Sir. 'n4m(lli'wai connected, wnrf vlaltlug them and had-to bo outer tallied. After dinner that evening CInrn'a eyes were so rrd that Jior father aaWd lice If aho lmd got aoinethlng in them, "No," mi Id Clara, beglunlifg to cry (ignln. "Mama couldu't got one of thoao old, example,, utfda jiow I'M haVo to atay In- at rocoaa lo-tnorrowl" f'Dotrt crjl" fiuclalnitd ber' fnthpr. "I'gutlt for you.-, aiatniao ma a min ute, llond." t Then fiQlfdlrjvffV p,ft,r frowj.illio .Iho! BaTouj 1 room, nnn'went lino -a close, soa wlth.Uin.uroblin. . Mra. Ilnmllton nnd '.Mri Iton'd dia.'Utfn,."nJ "'M1" thU envelojm to her. cuaaed over atibjecf tinder tho uhbUmm ttro cniU for M """" . while they waited .for Mr, Hamilton tp return, A,t Inat they beard him In tho adjoining room throw' down tho book nnd declare- that tho answer In tho back waa wrong. Tho man who? wrote Uio book ild not kmjw what ho vns aboit that waa nil. 'No, popa," piped Clara;. "Teacher. anld t lift iiniU'r-r trim rlfrlif " T- Now Mr, Hondliilil more than onco In bla district -aoliool-days- been pro- noiincett a "horn mnlhemrftlcjnrt. Ho promptly offered to work tbo problem for Clara, and tho dog-oored arlthmo. tic waa turned nvnr to I1I111 Aflof n'l dtiard-r Of an ImnV iliirlnif ivhlpli nnv tpiarur or an uoiir, 1 tiring twiiiu only in imi 11 iik'iiiiiiiih umiurin-ii iiiu iuiut or 1110 room, no niinonnceu mat Uio problem waa solved. Hj .Olnra went to bed happy, Tho next evening, aa soon as dinner waa over, Mr. llond complacently of. fcred to help Clara with her arithme tic, giving Mr. Hamilton at tho mi mo tlmu a sly dig nlMiut his Inefficiency, lint Clara hung back, and said she wanted her mnmma to help her. "Oh. do let .fr. llond help ytjuj Ho can do' them so qulcklyl" exclaimed Clara's mother. Btlll Clara shook her head, and when they continued to urg ber, sho blurted out that Mr. llond had not worked tbo problem right tho .night before. "Why ho had Ihe right anawer." satd Clafa'a mother, In confusion. "Yes, but ho didn't do It right." ex- plained Clara. "Teacher says wo shouldn't Just work for tho answer, tint should know tho logical steps by widen lt la worked. Ho worked It backward." . ' " 1' .' All eyes sought Mr.-Ulond. who meekly confessed Uie Jnstfco "of tho blunt accusation..' 'CAD DRIVER FOR 60 YEARa ml Uokeof1VcllIntftonii(l Klnar-lJdwortl, -. ,Vver Ilia Ctjafonaera, ThofuAS llond, who Is 9V years o bro, la probahltho bet kpowii cab. man hi London; not only rimon? his follows, but ambnjr tho cab-hlrrt po lie, and' now, when ho has fallen 011 evil d;iyK hb'.lts Awvt nn-eininple of uiifelusbiiess wjilok-lt, v'3ul.d, V'cf tllfll cult p .surpass. , . . In August Hi st, hp'lnt; the'n 80 years of'nxej and aUllilrlvl;iff, bo heodod tho l)l) for a pension of 20 a year Brant til by the Cab Drivers'' Ilenevolent As sociation, but when tho result was announced, ho said: "Tho nest man on tho list wants It more than I. Let hint have It. I shall bo abla to drlvo for u year or two loiiRer." Hut soon tho old man was laid up with pleurisy and pneumonia. For months ho has been able to earn noth ing, lie is now slowly recoverltiK, and, with true lltitlsh pluck, hopes to be soon on bis box again, Tho strone probability, liowover, Is that lloud's cab-driving days aro over. llond took out bla first llcensu in March, 1040, aa nn omnibus driver, bo hip then 17 years old. lie started cab. driving In 1818, so that ho haa been diking n cnb in tho streets of London for CU years, nnd during tho whole of that tlmo ho has used tho St. Clement Danes rank In tho Strand. It. his tlmo llond has driven many world famous men. Tho great Duke of WolllURtou was n fairly regular cus tomer. "Very liberal ho was, too," add ed Mr. llond In recounting his experi ences on Suturday. The klug, when Prluco of Wales, often patronized him, aa did tho Into Duke of Kdlnburcti. Loudon Dully Mull. Preliminary to Matrimony. Maud Surely you wouldn't wish all men to bo bachelors? Maine Oh, not permanently, of course, but Just long enough to got Into tho habit of sowing on tholr buttons and doing their own mending, Phila delphia Press, Call It a Unloyulo Now. A wheelbarrow with ball bearings has been put on tbo market by an Ohio Ilia Team. Poor Feeble (about to b operated on for appendicitis) Doctor before you begin, I with you" would aend and hava our pastor, tho Jlev, Mr. JIarpa, come over. Dr. Cutter Certainly, If you with It, but ah r- "Va like to b opened with prayer." Life. i ; To llrcak 10 New Shoei. HtPSVS uirncorna, iiifrowina nana ana iiiinioiia fmeaiuarniiuim&iMnii Alien a oiuntod, u iior, n. y. ? ' 'V"" ' .'"?."' ".'ftj..Sn r.''1 Natural. McJIggcr Well, wlmt do you think of that fellow filddep7 Jokcley tella mo ho takea n cnb whenever ho goes to Jook for work. Thingumbob Yea, (Jlddep la ern P,0'ta h' n Cflh "0Pnr U P'ck "Pj tares. ruimm-imim t-rraa riTM rtrnanDU7Cnraa, noBUornrroo6 TIM anrnrat(Ur'auaolr.Klln'aUrratNHT nimtnr-r. Kn4 for l'rllillxi!ndtf4lM. Vrt U.lLKIIna. Ltd.. . Anting fbUadalptata, Fa. nrugfflatji Ctiiiio Handy. "Tl'oung I.ady Ilavtr you a city direc tory here? ' - JDruBKlat Vea, maiinm. '.Vounr I.ady-I'leaire look throuith It nnd find Mrs. hewn"Jtn1a 'lirratnt lucn- UQOOR-HOKfWfttrlOiXCCBi rUMTS raWANCNTLYCUffiBI roa ruu. PAATICULAJU - mitnntmvitf portTLANMat, MMHflMHWmH Jtlp Van Vliikle I.llxjled., Itip Van Winkle IrniJ jlist been Ink ilig a nap, I'biclng a-lirind upon his ,"ru " "'.inuuren urowany,-- tiow Krow on v ,Aru"r w,lIch ho r?" ,nto a l1 J?z,- Uwt Ue ,J,,bt ? tout ,he lln8 ten yeurs yn, nccOTd' t - - Mothara will And Mta. WInilowa'a Boothlna, ByrupthobtreuijyluoforiiieircJaidtnl autlos tne taatnlog Joo.. Their Very Heat. Ileal Karate Agent Vou really ought to buy tho house. Now, tf you nnd your wife will only dlscusa the luntter thoroughly PeckhaUi Oh. that's out of the question. Wo never discuss tilings. Thu moat wo can erer do is dlsputo aliout them. Philadelphia Press. T';,1'3S At?e(ablc PrtDfiraftonror As similating tiuiFoou'ardRcnula ling thcStonachs onduowci? of s footnotes lDigcslionlx&rfv rnias dtVl BcstContains neither llOphim,Morpluno HorlufcraL WNDX,7CAltC.OT3f,cr., , TV ' . "'' .. , Ji-arcUjr&HUZimX2BR 4JWm IHrtrSr-l- TfBWja"PiS ftKfwl Apcrfccl Ilcmcdy forConslina Hon, Sour Stonuu:h, Diarrhoea nnd Loss of Sleep. MaaHaaanaHeeeaaaaHiMaam FacSlmito Signature of Za75T KEW YORK. a 1 shim earn Pi EXACT COPY OF WBAB2CR. "SuSsc ri r... rrMs?s sa8aMsaS -.. j kjaes4ij.-.-.is..tft AtlTCHEU.L,, LEWIS 300 Hirst Strt. ?Kcc(cy .-tuTH SCr2 fry"--!- ' '- ,Ki3L,ot3ispT"rBtsBttl 3i!i ;. - Drnohei -SHATTL.B A lion ton Ilnabnnd. Mrs. Caudlo 1 think Uiere'a a man downatnlr. Mr. Candle I thought I heard some one. Huppoaa you go down and nik bint what ho wants, ISvcn a buralnr wouldn't atrlke a woman, you know. Hotton Tranact'pt. HlaV' mm -i?Jtk3k 1 5 -v;s Miss Ncitie BUtckraore, ncapolis, fells how aay young woman may be permanently cured of monthly pains by tak ing Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. 'YotntaVotticr: I had frequent headaches of a acvero nature, dark spots tyforo nyr eyes, and at my men atrual periods I suffered untold agony. A member of tbo lodge advised me to try Lydia 13. Plnkliam'fl Vcgc tAl)16 Compound, but 1 only scorned good advice and felt, that my caso was hopeless, but sho kept at me tintll I bought a bottle and started taking: it. I soon bad tbo best reason in tbo world to chango my opinion of tho medicine, as each day my health im proved, and finally I waa entirely with out pain at my menstruation periods. I am most gratcfub" NrrxiB Ilracx. mork, 28 Central Ave,, Minneapolis, Minn. J003 fttftlt If original tf tto UUit pnolmf ftmtliuiu. dumI b4 prrttxtd. If thcro Is anything about your enso about -which you iroultl llko apodal advice, tvrlto freely to Mrs. IMnkhnm. Sho will hold your letter In atrict confidence. Sho enn aurcly help you, for no pentou in America can ifpcak from a wider experience In treat ing fcmnlo His. Sho has helped liundretht of thousands of women hack to health. Her address Is Lynn, Mass. ; her advice Is free. CASTORIA ror Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over . Thirty Years CASTORIA Twe ea ntm aonHiir, new voaa am. "BEE LINE" BUGGIES Are not maaufaeturera recular conatructlon, but Our Own Special Construction Put up with full knowledge of tho re quirements ol this rough western coun try. Mado to stand up, and will stand up, better than any buggy sold at any thing llko tbo price. If you want a good uuegy at a moderate price, try our r' Hoe Line." You can't beat It. Wo have tbo " Deo Lino " ltoad Wagons. t& STAVER CO. PORTUAND, ORGOON Mia- Beaxs the t Signature Aff s A jfl fl at ft 3 S coat you nothing. jhc mwMT letCMFIC CO,, ATIAHTA4 9A . SPOKANS DOI8B