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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (May 15, 1903)
HAVE A LOOK! .AlsWelMsW Ills r.vss. . ( "I mippoio there will bo persona tut charitable oiiough," remarked tho doctor, "to say thoro Is nothing the matter with Captain llobaon'a eyes. Tim trouble In all In Ills eyes," "Ys.,,'ochosl the professor, "tho (rouble rlB, all In his I." Would Ite Strong, "Yes, sir, you'd bo a roinnrkahly HtniitK nmn If" "If what." "If your muscles were on n par with m v Mr Hk y mm sm s HI In target practice with a six - , A SONG FOR THE WEARY. IL'He is bat a world of battles; .Ton must fijrht jIkmii would you win; .Wtth the Idleness thnt prattles ' Victory ban never leen; '.Then why should you bo complaining rlf In one attempt you fall? i&ach endeavor siren yuu training, Tilt at last you shall prevail. ; JCuccets of siiccwK are lying Underneath life's rugged road; '. Dig and disband keep oi trying Till you strike the precious lode. : .Skies above you will be bluer As along the way you tread, Vriends around you will be truer, - 80 be brave and so ahead. ' Time is (Wet Inc. so be doing Any task there Is for you; Vou arc stronger, while accruing Oaln of good and wisdom, too. . .lie not with the drones and shirkers, As through life they Idly stroll; 'Victory belong to workers. Strive and you will reach the goal. -Chicago Inter Ocean. BT was all so absurdly trivial. In fnct, she lind almost forgotten what It was ubout. They bad quarreled Iwforc, lota of time, and over more serious matters, but they linil always made It up ugalu directly afterward until now. Now she cume to think of It, It was always she who had begun the quarrel and lie who had begun tbo making up, And quite right, too, she said to her self. When be proposed to her be bad told ber that bo worshiped her; tbat be was ber slave till death; that for her sako be was ready to go through tire and water. She hud only to command, and he would obey. Very well, then; she lind taken hi in at his word. Hhe had commanded nud he had obeyed until uow. Shu bad never asked hi in to go through tire and water for her. No, she was much too reasonable for that. She had never demanded the InipoHBlble. The things she had expected him to do were all quite simple and easy. "I wouldn't order George about quite so much If I were you, Kate," her sister bad said to her the other day. "What do you moan?" she asked In amazement. , "Well, I don't exactly know how to explain It," said Km. "Yon know you're quite a pleasant, easy-going sort of per ron, generally speaking, but with George you're a perfect tyrant. I some times wonder why he puts up with you." "You don't understand," relumed Kate, loftily. "When a man Is In love with bis wife It Is the greatest pleasure nud privilege In the world for blm to do lier bidding." "Even If It makes him look like a fool?" asked Km, whereupon Kate pre served a dignified silence. Of course, Km hud never been mar ried, never been engaged even, and consequently knew nothing about tbo feelings of people In love. Yet, somehow, those words of Km's rankled. She thought of them now, as she stole Into the garden, where George had taken refuge after dinner. She knew where she could And him. He was sitting In his favorite pluce, under the old apple tree at the back of the lawn, unconscious of her presence, Noiselessly she stole up behind him, and stood watching him, us he moodily puffed at bis pipe. y- An April Shower ; 4 T - f" "'' Inch gun ths Iowa scored 30 hits A ladybird lind dropped from miik overhanging bough, and was Crawling slowly up bis back In the direction of bis collar. Had she really made George look like a fool? And did he mind looking a fool for her sake? Surely the Ideal, the perfect husband should shrink from nothing, not even ridicule. Incurred In bis wife's service. And yet and yet no man likes to be made to look like a fool. It Isn't In human nature. Thoughtfully she stared at the lady bird, as It made Its slow, laborious Jour ney across George's light coat. After nil, perhaps, she hail exported blm to do a little too much fetching and carrying, nud nil that sort of thing. Of course, man should watt on worn an. That was perfectly right and proper, but there nro limits to every thing. Was George beginning to rccognl this? Was that the reason why be bad not liven as ready as usual to patch up tbelr last little squabble? Now she came, to think of It, she re membered bow the squabble had origin atetl. She had commissioned blm to get a certain back number of an Illustrated paper that contained a portrait which she had admired. The otllces of the paper were In Fleet street, and Georgo bad an oltlce In Hob born, so that It would have liecn the easiest thing In the world for hhn to get that paper. Uut no, he had simply for gotten all nbout It. lie bad bad a busy, hnrnxKlug day, he said. He was awful ly sorry, and he would be sure to re member to-morrow. Now, she had particularly wanted the paper that very day, but what upset tier most was not so much the want of the paper, as the fart that ho should huve forgotten to fulfill n wish of hers. Ills business worries had, for the time, obliterated the remembrance- of her! The thought was unendurable. Sho had told him so, and that Is how the squabble bad begun. The ladybird had by this time reached the rim of George's coat collar. Well, certainly he had Itocn looking rather worried lately. Perhaps It was a little unfair to expect him to devote his entire thoughts to her mid and ber wishes. She began to remember a hundred petty tyrannies which she had exercised and to which he hud submitted pa tiently. Ilarmlesn little tyrannies, most of them but quite unnecessary, too tyr annies she had practiced simply be cause she loved to sec him nt her feet. She remembered reading somewhere once that the truo secret of married happiness was the principle of "glvo and take." The woman, as well as tbo man, must be prepared to give and take. Up to the present bo had done all tbo giving, she all the taking. Uow blind, bow selfish sho had bccnl Sho saw It all now. Why, why should the man be always on bis knees to the woman? Why should she be the queen, and he tbo slave? She had never questioned her right until now, nud sho could find no reasonable title to tbo claim. Surely tbo woman who loves her bus band should be as ready to servo as to bo served. There could be no question of commanding or obeying on cither side. The ladybird was bnlanclngjlsolf In a reckless manner on tho edgo of George's white collar. If be moved his head over so slightly, tho tiny thing would Inevitably bo crushed, In the midst of her remorse she was and t o misses. 'Ncws Item. seUed with a sudden' solicitude for tho ladybird. Stepping up behind George, she flick ed It llghly nud dexterously from his collnr. Up felt the gentle touch and turned his head lu surprise. The next moment a pair of soft nrtns were lluilg about bis neck, n hot cheek laid caressingly against his own. "George. I want to moke It up," sh whispered, "nud and there's such a lot I want to any to you." When she had snld It, with her pretty heid very close to his, he turned to her with a glad smile. "I'm the proudest, happiest man In the world to-day," be said. "I didn't realize until this moment what a sen sible little woman I had married. Don't think, deitreit," be added, hastily, "tbat I ever regretted the vows I made to you when I asked you to lo my wife. There Is nothing I wouldn't willingly do for you. It was only when I found thnt my love was in danger of spoiling you that I bega.' to resent the the " "The horrible tyrannic I practiced upon you," she Interrupted quickly. "George, what a selllsh little wretch I've lieen!" IiidlauaK)lls Sun. THE OLD WASHINGTON ESTATE. Grounds Much Less Kxtenalve Than They Were Orixlnallr. "Speaking of nntlquo furniture." said MnJ. Itols-rt Washington of West moreland county. Virginia, In tlii Washington Star, "reminds me thnt my sister, Mrs. 'lines Wilson, of Tope's creek, and who resides only a few -rods from the spot on which Gen. Washington was born, owns a ma hogany table on which Robert Fulton was In tho habit of showing his plans for the first steamboat to my father, Augustus Washington, who nt the time was a resident of Georgetown. The table Is of medium size nud was willed by my father to Its present owner. "Sly sister and I resldo on tho orlg Itml Washington istnte. Tho Intter Is greatly reduced In extent from what It was over 100 years ago. Tho fum lly burial ground Is located on llrydgo's creek, nt tho outlet of which tho first Washlngtons settled, Tho remain of the fattier of Gen. Wash ington are burled nt llrydgo's creek. Originally there was n vault In the cemetery, which fell Into decny; so much so that many acts of vandalism took place and tho heirs decided to pull It down and relnter tho remains of thoso persons which had been placed In It. "There are quite a number of per sons In Westmoreland and Caroline counties uamed Washington unrelated to my branch of tho (nmlly, although their descendants, like my own, camo from Kugland. A Dr. Washington of Carollno county married one of my sisters, hut that Is tho only relation 'ship he bears to me. My wife Is a granddaughter of William Wlrt, ex-attorney-general, and who prosecuted, on tho part of tho federal government, Aaron Ilurr for conspiracy. Tho fath er of tbo chief Justice who sat In the case, Col. Tom Marshall, was a natlvo of Westmoreland county and the chief Justlco himself narrowly escaped bo lug also a native of the county, as he was born only A few months after his father moved to Fauquier." Hsrdsst Kind of Work. "Oh, come, Carll Vou know wo must make these calls,;' "Can't do It, Clara; havo to work." "Heavens! Don't you coll that workr-Life. W.WMA f R Fibroid Tumors Cured Nolo tlic result of Mrs. Plnkliaui's ndvicc mid medicine. "Hcnflo time ago t wrote to you de scribing' my symptoms and asked your advice. You replied, and I followed all your directions carefully, and to day 1 nru n well womnn. 'The woof Lyillu H. IMhlclmm'a Vojrpfnlilo Compound entirely ex polled tho tumor mid strengthened, my whole system. 1 can wallc mltai now, "Lyrtln, V.. PlnUlmm'ri Wire tnlilu Compound Is worth five dot lars n drop. 1 advise nil women who are afflicted with tinners or 'femnl trouble of any kind to give It n, fnltlifHil trial." (Signed) Mlw. K. r HAvua, M3 Dudley SU, (Itnxbury) llostun. Mass. 5(J00 ttt'tltlt iltlHtlef k ftttl'l ftmil4fn ta'Koi t pnjiKtJ, Mountain of jjohl could not purchino such testimony - or tnko tin' iilucu or tllo health nud liuppliHTiH which Jjydln. IS. lMnlcliuin'M Vegetnhlo Compound brought to .Mrs. llnycs. Suuh testimony should be accepted by Ml women as convincing evident that Lvillis 1J. IMnklintn'M Vojro tnlilo Compound atauds without a peer m a remedy for U thu illstrn iiiff Ills of women ; nil ovarian troubles tumors Inflammations t uleerntlnn, falling and displacement of tho womb bankAehot Irregular, nunprrMHl or painful menstruation, Stirvli the volume, and character of the testimo nial Setters wo nre dally printing la thtfcapaper ean loave no room for doubt In tho minds of fair eople. One ot Many. Applicant Say, I'm looking for n Job as nurse. Can yoii put nib next to anything In that line? i'hyslclan Have you had any exper ience? Applicant That's what. I've been nursing trouble all my life. A New Life. There Is n now life granted to you by coming In contact with Christ. These are things upon which sclenco Is dumb. Hut In Jesus Christ you have tho solution In fnct tho nniy one ever given since tho world bognn. Wo are constantly experiencing things we cannot oxplaln. Kcv. A, C. Garrett. Weather Deaths. There nro about S00 deahts yearly In England dun to wenhter. One hun dred and forty ot those are duo to cold and tho rest to sunstroke and lightn ing. When Snsko Poison Is Harmless. Naturo scorns to havo provided thnt no poison which acta externally shall havo any effect Internally, and vice versa. Thus the most deadly snnko venom can bo swallowed with Impuni ty, thu Juice of tho stomach presumab ly decomposing It and rendering It harmless. IJSaffV'- VrHi'i-J Jf- o Ul J AVcgelablc Pr epornllonforAs slmllntlng ihcFoodnminctiula tlng die Stomachs and Dowels of Promolcs DigcsllonjChccffttl ncss and FlcsLConlnins nclllier Opium,forpliinc norIUicxnl. WOX'NAllCOTIC. jhivttfeua-smjxittrcmn 0SMvyrM rWIT Apafccl Hcmedy fqrConsUpa Tlon, Sour Slonutch.Dlnrrliocn nnd Loss qf Sleep, HMissMaMssssaM Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. n exact copy or wrapper. ttl"- -jlb sSmEbj assfcaVAft mm sVEafl your btssth." Chicago I'ost. fcin.l..Miii.i si, 1in.ejni Wsrm Advice. 1 Author Oh, well", If you don't ehooso , to publish my stofy I havo other Irons , Hi tho tin). i Publisher 'Oh, you have? If I wero you, I'd put this story In with 'em. Herman steamer In ths Lead. Tho North German Mluntlo liners now carry 1,130 nnamfilunr It trip. Tho Whlto Star average u little under 1100. (letting liven. "Where are you imlng to send that letter. I ncln Itemus7" To thu Philippines', sah." "Do you know anyone thero7" "No, Hill, but Ah wants to net o!oii wfil do 'giitiament. Dey rhniuo two cents (it send h lettali one hi tin re, en do mom to d Philippines, Ali'll get mail monoy's worth out ob dls one," Tens of Material Isr Postcards. Knglaml umis tietrly H00 tons ol cnrdlosrd yearly in the form o( ost cards. Why He's Still Slnclf. She Do you think two can live as cheaply as ono? He Yes; but not so peaceably. Melbourne Weekly Times. Ilnllstmtnt Signatures. Ilefore n recruit can be said to have Joined the Itrltlsh army his nnmo must be entered C2 times, and thnt of bis superior urncor 29 times, In tho docu ments required by tho war office. The llvtl of Drink. An Kplscopal clergyman of Cincin nati was being shaved by a barber who was addicted to occasional sprees. The rasor manipulator cut the parson's face considerably, "You see, Jackson, that comes from taking too lunch dtlnk," mid the man of God. "Yes, rah," replied Jackson, "It makes do kln very tendsh, sah. It do for a fack." Chicago Chronicle. The American Plan. American Youth I havo corns, sir, to beg your permission to ray marriage with your daughter. American Father Has she accepted you? "Yes." "Has she promised to elono with yon If I refuse my conient?" "Yes." "lllesa you, my children." N. Y. Wooklf. Twas liver Thtis. He There are times wren (ivory man likes to refer to hlmsolf as an Idiot. She Yes, but It alwaya makes him mad If any ono else agroea with him. GASTORIA For Infanta and Children. I The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA my KV (m 1v