Peculiar To Itself in ivimi it m mm wnnt it nous con tiilitltm; tlio bout lilooil.tnirlfyliitf, nlUmttivo mid tonlo iitibstuiicuH mid oiroctlng tlio inostt rittllciil ami pur. iniiiieiiL curort of all Inimora mill nil oniptloiiH, roliovhiK weak, llrcd, Inngulil forlin, iitid Imlldlnjr up tlio wholo HynU'in Ih trim only of Hood's Sarsaparilla Nootliur incdldliiu not llku it; no ntlior incdli'liio lum tlotu- ho imioIi timl, Hulmtiintlal Rootl, no otlior iixuliclno lum rcHtort-d lioulth mill Htroiif;tli ul ho llttlo cost. "I m troubled wllli acroftiU and rim nesrltntliiif nir eynalglit. Tor four months j cuuM not pro to iIk anything. After taking two ImMli of IIimmI'i Hnraaparllla I could m lo walk, mill then I had Ukou eight bull! I coulil b well vr," Husia A. lUlltt W, Wither. N. 0. Hood's Onronpnrllln promlsc-s to euro unci keeps tho promlso. Pride. I'rliln (loan not consist In Imagining yourselves hotter or clovornr limn other peoplo. It Is, rnthor, shown In a kii sltlvo, Irritable tnixir toward olliurit nml mi titultio Hinlotr nil to tlit'lr opln Ion ol you. llev. W. K. Jlently. UKAPNBNH CANHOT II IC CIIKKD Pr local application, ae lb ranuot iett lb dUrewd ("iiilun (i I Hi ear. There la uuiy one way ioctirdraluM.nd that U by eomlltu. tlonalteinrdlet. Ileal'irte la rau.ed by an In flamed condition ul lb muruuilir tgciftha Kuitarhlan Tub. When thla tut tl In , named tun liatn a rumbling wiumS rw Imper fretheerltig, and when till rnttrlr clowJ drafne.a i ilm ittult, and tinleeiihelnnaniina. I to II ran l taken mil and thla tuba tnV'tml to llenHrinelroiidillon, hearing will be ilealniyo-1 lortrililnraee mil ol I'D rraue(by catarrh, whlrh l nothing but mi Inflamed rondliliiuullbvtmirotieetiriacre, Viwillgi Oh Hundred Pollen lor any ratouf Iieaiiieaefrauard by ralanh) that can not l rnred hj Ilall'a Caunli Cur, tend lor ,!..,,.,., j cl(RNrv C() ToWft Q Hold by !ruiina,7a . . llsli'a ramify 1111a am lb beet. Coming To. Hon Rchnliler-Tho doctor gives tip lioio) on I'ot, mi' now jm ray liu got tin' Iwttorl Molrtd tlmt now I ONI but Pal's u happy nun. J'rmi Itoinburg !! I, thatl An' rontlutcd, loo. Pure, hnba jtut start ed in tlrlnkln' nil tho whisky wo Imd I did In for lil wako New York Bun. The KUan KoolKtlehen Kltul" l tb trail mark mi ttnvra whlrh enable yuu to cook la cumloit In a tool kltcbcn. The llnrrcil Pond. 'Thorn In only ono rvutl lo uccci In llfo," im Id tlio innn who Imd initdo liln lucky nnd nitlicd. "And how i hull I know tlio rond?" lniiilroil tho hmldliiK yoniiK innn. "Wtill," rppllcd tlio until with tho luuky, "von ko rluht nlontr. thh pnth ol iidvonlty until you loal-h tho flrnt linn lo tho rluht." "Voh, yiti." "And you'll find n rond bar rod off with it itiito nnd n dgn Hint tnn, 'No rrHMiMiiltiK.a Woll, tlmt'N It." Her Own Ucn. "Your diiHhlor(" rnld Mm. Oldcnw tie ultur holiiK conductod throiiKh the nowly (lnlahi'd wIhk of tho nindnlllcont pitlnio occupied hy tho lltilllntrtonii, li"j ruiih a r-ptondld vocahuliiryl" "Do you think mi?" liar liontrM re plied, "JonIiiIi wnnlcd to Kt hr otia ol tlinm I'wrltolii'H, but I imtdo up my mind r'trjit at thn rUrt that n vomlni Inry wMild look Ixittor In n room fur nliho'l Ilk" Iihin In ofun II It dldu'tcont quite at much,." An Irulnuutlon. Orenn Bny, do you know how it fed, to li klcktd by m nnileT Jlrown Ho, I don't nnd whnt'i mom, I don't want you to ihow mo. TIIII TIIHP.I (HANTS. Th larirat flnanrlal linllliilloin In tb worM a to the Itirv great l.l' Inaiiraiira (inianpt ol Srw Ynri.olletirallK "TlinTlirrt? Ilfanta," ImrlUK 'A"t tlin minliiiu Innraa In amount ol liimranca In tnrra In Oregon tu tboa tbrre tmii)'ii1ei wa VM.WiW tMirlliK tliftamii lliuv th I'rnn Mutual, nl I'hllailrfiihla, mule an Incrtauiul f.-&W There ar rixmI rratuna lor the upularliy of lb I'enn Mutual, aoml fur Irre r'rlifhlil Uviklet, "lluw ami hy " Chennan A llarmuii, &iueral(cnii, Mri)uaw bulblluir, I'ortlaiiil, irion Fine lUcctrkal Plant la Japan. Ono of tho moat comploto electrical powor plautR rocontly Inilallcd I that of tho Oaako tnlllUry nraenal of Japan. Tn Brak in Maw Hhoal, Alwaya ihako In Allcni Kxit-Ka, powilar. It rurra chllbUlna, ilamp, aweallnir. acblna. iwollau fot. Cure Corna ami nunlnna At all ilruKftui anil ahim itnrva. ' lnn'l airrr-t any autalllula fmln mallr.1 F11KL. Aildrea Allcu H. OlBiHf.I.UItoy.W.v Authority. Thorn nro men who will newpt Joao phut and I'luUrch and tho Qrck nnd lAtln authort at trutiiful liittoriant No Place for a Mere Alan. WIthorbv You look tick, old manj you'd boiler Irave your ofllcti at onro. Von Illumcr I ought tn, but 1 hnvon't n placo lo lay my hiwtd. VVItborby Why don't you go home? Von lllumer My wlfo It holding a reception. Town Toplct. riTtt fMaumany (h.ri ? f f iMTfaeaaaal rllw artr Aral !' tntvr KlliM'iOmlhMTt XMlonr. XaHraf ritXltiri.00trUIIMtUaniUt. la. Da. il.ll Kuaa.Ul.iuiArUi8UrtUal4liUa.l1 i, V i. Matrimonial CourUay. Tho Huihand What this country noodt bndly It a fool klllor. Tho Wlfo-Indradl Aroyoutlred of llvlnt(T Yoniert Htatoaroan. 1'lao Cure f a remwly forcouuht, coldi and ctihaumptloii. Try It. 1'riceUoeuU, tiilnifxlita. Singular Statue. Thera la only ono ttattto In Great llrltBln with an umbrella. Thla la to Ixj toon at Keadint and roprownta Mr, G. Palmer of blacuit fame standing bttrohoadod with a silk hat and urn broil in hand. Mothers wilt flna Mrs. pnrulow't Sooth. Ins flyrup tlio Ut remedy to uo lor tbelr shlldren durlue U leethlne ienod. The Rraaon. Llttlo Hollo Pa, why does popcorn pop? Mr. Hennrrn'ck llocauso, my ton, and tot tho Ulblo aslda at having nc popcorn, llku mon, doean't know any authority. itev. Dr. Hlmmona. , boltor. RHEUMATISM An All tHe Year Round Disease. lUicumntlom does not come and go vrlth winter time always; in fact some suffer more during the Spring aud Summer thnii at any other season. When the blood ischnrged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other irritating poisons, then the nystem is in the right condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer. Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is &ivcn various names such as acute and chronic, muscular, articular, inflaraniatory,mercurial and sciatic, but it Is the same old acid blood that causes all. Some arc constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism but cither kind is wearing upon tho constitution, and iu time product stiffness in the muscles aud joints, and sometimes the acids thrown oil b the blood settle upon tlio valves o uie heart and ends suddenly and fatally. It won't do to let Rheumatism tun on. It is a dangerous disease, and you can never tell where it is going to strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini ments and such things ns produce counter-lrrltatlou, nro soothing nnd may relieve the pain temporarily, but the polluted, acid bloocf cannot be reached by external applications. Rheumatism must be treated through the blood, and no remedy brings ouch prompt and lasting relief as S. 9. S. It nttacka the disease in i. i.inn.i .ntitralforn thn ncids. nnd removeu all Irritating poisons and cfjeto matter from the Bystcrn. S S. S. strengthens aud enriches tho thin acid blood, and, as it clrcu. latcs through the Tody, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer and misery of Rheumatism. S. S. S. la a purely vegetable remedy, docs not contain any Potash or mineral of any kind, aud can be taken with safety by old and young. v Rheumatic sufferers who write U3 .t.f fii-lr rnnA will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our physicians, for which no charge is made. We will null free our special Look on Rheumatism, which Js the result of years of practical experience in treating this disease. It contains much Interesting information about all kinds of Rheumatism, jjj- SW!FT SPECIFIC C0 ATLANTA, C Portland, Znd., Jan. 10, 1003. After balnr terribly crippled tot three years with Hhumtlam, and having; tried well known remedlea X oould set no relief. And having read of the wonderful effaota of 0. B. S., I conoluded to try It, and am happy to aay that X was entirely oured, and am ablo to vrork as well as X over did X ohoerfully reooramond S. S. S. to all sufferers of thla terrlblo disease, aud will aay that If they will eon tlnuo the trcatmont, as per dlreq tlons, they will find a permanent euro. H.W.8BEB. CAPTAIN OF A BATTLESHIP. I m Autocrat Win Xule Urent Crnft Una A'pimllliiif l'c()ii.)llty. Over Dm viist vstobllsliinDiit rules llio captnlii In Hiijircnio nnd Isolated nutliorlly, sayri I.lotitenaiit-Commnud- nr tlreavi'H, U. H. N., In tlio World's Work. All bin nccoiiiplUliiueulM miiMt Iw tliorio of llm seniiioii, for he dlrectN (lie nioveinuiitit of the Hlilp In all evo lutions, mid his decision upon nil pro foNriloiinl pulnts In flnnl. His respon sibility nt nil times Is nivu nnd ex iietliiK. In time of wnr It wlll'strnlu the stoiileHt nerves; In the hour of bnt llo It Is nothing short of nppnlllnt;. when he mIhimIh nlono. In his coiiiilni; lowiir, hiivlii control of ull tlio tn meiuloiis forces lyliiK Intent In tils ship only to he relensed nt tho propur moineiit hy n touoli of his hnnd. Ho f"s llio ctildlnx spirit of an enor mous projectllo of 16,000 tons that rushes through the water nt a speed, It mny he, of fifteen knots, and ho knows that tho slightest mlstnko of his head or heart may menu u national dis aster. Hut besides bclnff the naval and mil itary chief of tlio establishment, ho Is a lawyer n kind of Justice of the pence, ns It were, who holds court every mornlnc. Investigates reports of misdemeanors nnd assigns punish ment to the Ktttlty. The delinquents nre brought to tho "mast"-the quar terdeck -with their accusers. Moth sides nro heard nnd swift Judgment usually follows. In this capacity It will ho noted that tho captnln Is court, Judge and Jury. Not Infrequently he nets ns clergyman, nod as such Is tho bishop of tho diocese, nckuowlcdglug no ecclesiastical superior, rending tho services on Nundays. officiating nt tho burial of his dead, In tho old days, oc casionally marrying lovers. He always messes alone. Ills gen erous quarters ore entirely separate from those of the other oillccrs, nnd at the door of his cabin stands a ma rine sentry day nnd night, and none mny enter without first being form ally announced. When he comes on deck to leave the ship In unlfonn, or when he comes on board, ho Is es corted to tho side by tho cxecutlvo o Ulcer and officer of tho deck, tho guard Is paraded, four boys attend nt the gangway, tho bugler sounds the silence and every one on deck standi nt attention ns tho boatswain plpct him cheerily over the side. Tired Out ' I was very poorly and could hardly Ret about the house. I was tired out all the time. Then I tried Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, and It only took two bottles to make me feel perfectly well." Mrs. H. S. Swln ney, Princeton, Mo. Tired when you go lo bed, tired when you get up, tired all the time. Why? Your blood Is Im pure, that's the reason. You arc living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Aycr's Sarsaparilla and be quickly cured. I t.M a tofila. -. all aViUU. Atk year doctor what h Ifclnka of Ayer'a S.rnr.rlll.. IU Imi all abMtlliU(rn4 old family rutlrlna. rsllvw bit adilt and wa 1U b lliB.d. i. 0. AT SB Co., Low!!, Mat. Ct HU WHtsT Alt USt IMS. 1 Bestdtraah&ynipi. futatUcoi. 0l in timfc l)KI DT DIKCIinti p&MttnttnMsMj&te I I WAHT TO SUV FOR Ca3K I g Chicken, Duck and Oceso fcath- (p ers. Address O. O. SMITH. f Wtti onitOmvta9ta.,Portlnif,Or RI2II2RSON MACHINERY CO. SuMtaaor lo John Poole. Foot of Morrlaun street, l'ortland, Oregon. Booth Uend Sleell'brwa Hln.,No.,!ll,h South Ilnl Chilled I'lima, 14 in. 10A, I7.H); loubI fthoveU'uUlralora.f 190: Kew ton wag on gear, complete, ll tWvxt wide UtrV, vuxu, iop uuggie. jicuon aiao priuRi, icg ular V U), now IMXO. LET MONEY EARH MOHEY. tou ran get Interest on your iuri'lua mon ey from ua and atlll l.arellanafaltyou bad ferreted It tn the ground Youeandraw your nioner with In ierettanyday ltwlll ir you lo Inrettlgate thla irnio.al Writ tor particular!. 'o matter bow tittle, or now mucn.iaie mouer you hare. It ihould W THE W$M Tc-1 ure TllcoJioJ, Cpium, Tobacco Wtttt tot , Illustrated CfftcuiATta Urnr a Mo n roonrsr uv Tokvlmw,Okc.. ntrphone Main J9f earn you aometbtnr and aaJely Inyeai' fntereat-beartng aecurttlea and aafelr Invrit. menu made. Money loaned on Improved city or farm proiierty. bought and aold lrra Hit of arrlrultural and tlmUr landi for rale Write ui today OHEGON I PHILADELPHIA SECURITIES CO. McKay UuUdlng, PortlJAd, Ortgoo. A CO0DLE8TONE CHURCH. The Unuiual IMlOce Hullt by the Klur lilirat llnptlat. Ilullt of cobbtcstotits nnd on lines suggested by nn old monastery of feudal times tho new Haptlst church nt Klmhurst, I I., Is one of tho most novel bits of church architecture In the land. While yet undedlcated and j unfinished ns far as tho Interior work , irr ! lit Austin Well Machinery FOR Oil or Water any Depth. Write for catalogue- DEALL & CO., dcn'l Agtf. SU Commer cial Block POKTLAND, ORC00N. Sour Stomach "Afltr I wa ladat4 ! try CABOA B rr, I 1U oat r b wllkeal Utn In lb boau. Uy tlrer waa la a vary bad ebat, aad toy bead acbad and I bad atotsash uvabW. Mow alM lak lug Caacarau.1 (Mt Soa. My nlli baaaltt saad tbtm wlibbaoaSelalraaalta f or aonr aiomata." Jos. KHSBLUis, MB Coagrau SU SI- Loal. M. i Inlcaltd In Borgia? Soncttlcf Confertiilt and DsnMe 1 HITOIELL&BEE LINE BUGGIES Are at tbe head ot their c!aa for Ccofert Eisy KUizf Appcifasct DorlHUty WANT TO KKOW WHY? A.k for our Uluitratid bamDhlets. Mailed free. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STIVER CI. 200-206 rirat St., PORTLAND, OR. Abo Spokane, Dolae. i t t o CANDY CATHARTIC s ay vMinAriiu m TSADgl BSOISTTntO MeataBt. PUubl. 1'ount, Tut Good. Da Oovd. Hattr Hicaaa. Wsakaa or Grl, lOc.Jra.Wfc I ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... j llMltef SM4y timrLt, CklMt. MUrnl, In. Vara. US lain Tfl IIP Sold and guaranteed by all drag- U'lU'BAtd aUUU UUM K Tobacco lUalu l. N. U. N. 19-1003. Till'. WJIIILI BTONK CltVltCll. Is concerned, t outslue walls ot tho building have an aged appearance, that contrasts strange.,, with the now spick and span cottages on nil sides. It Is tlfty years since a llnptlst con gregation exls.ed In tho vicinity of Klmhurst, which wits formorly tho old village of Newtown. Following t-io close of the Civil war the llnptlst so ciety In that village dissolved and two years ago tho Itev. William J. Noble, n graduate of Drown University, orga nised a now society and sot about tho erection of tho present church. Patriotic ContUtonoe. "Then you don't share tho appre hensions which sonio people havo ex pressed concerning thla cbuutry's fit turvT" , "Certainly not." answered Senator Sorghum. "Mo nnd tho trusts have too much money Invested In this country to lot anything very serious happen to It." Washington Star. Attain Mystlttod. "I'm Bttro I don't quite undoretnnd It, Charley, dear," said young Mrs. TorkliiH. "What don't you undorstnndT" "Why peoplo Insist on calling tho homo man's truest frleud after what ho does to peoplo at tho raco track." Washington Star. Inappropriate. t "That's tho llesslo H. Sho's a tramp Btenmer." "Tho Ideal Isn't It r'.dlculous to call a steamer n triimpi" ' "Whyr "Ileeauso a Btenmer tnkcjt naturally to waterr'-l'hlladelphla' Kress. : ' w II KN writing- to Bdrertlaera please nenUoa tbls paper. mMMk DH.G.GEEW0 WONDERFUL I HOME TREAT.MENT Thla wondarfii! Chi nrv doctor la called g i.al krK-aaa ba curea people without opera tion that are gtTen up tod.e. lit carea with Iboae wondrrtul Cbh nrae birua.rouu.bada, barka and YtcMabt that are entirely un known to medical act- euee.n ibia country InrvugBtnr nuoribo harmiea remedlea Ihu raiuoua doctor knowa be action or over aoo diflrrunt remedlea, which btaacceaarnllyuara In dlfterenl dlaeaaea. It guaranteea to cur raiarrh. ultima, lunr. throat, rbeuroatlain. nenrouanru, atomacb. lirrr. kldney,Mc. haabuudrrda of ttlmao lala fhaxgra moderate. I all aud are him. r-atlenla 01 v the cur write lorblauciand circular. Bund erentain eiainpa. CUMlUle tation ynv.au ahuiius THE G. GEEWO CHINESE MED1GIME CD. ii) iniru si., t-oeiiang, urrgoo. h I Br Bromo-Seltzer h Promptly cures all Headaches mmmmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmmmmmm0. imjjrooo m PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD Th Great Conditioner and Stock Fattcner. HORSES d More Work on Lu Peed. COWS glv More and Richer Milk. IIOUS I'atUn Quicker It given this Pood, Package, OOo and $1.00. MAKKS 1108 OKOW GOOD VOK STUNTED CALVES. Pbusiun Kbubov Co., St. PauI, Minn. Ohxtlkuun: I bare been feeding; your PosU! Stocb; Food to my thoroughbred awlne. it aire tbcm an appetite, and innkea the plga arrow, I aiao tried it on stunted calve with aatUfactory rceulta, P, W 0"rm. 'Wn Neb, VOKTZ.ANn BKKD CO., rarUaad. Orgas Coaat Agaata. ..Scmrcmly a Day.. i'antei but we are called upon tn perform some dintcult dental operation tbat 1 tbe direct retult of neglecting thn teeth We cannot urgo too atrongly the bvnetlt and economy of consulting adontlttat th very rlrai algtt ot tooth trouble At the atart theso trouble aro corrected quickly and at imall coat. Our tuotboda are palnlem aud our work guaranteed lloth 'phonoa: Oregon South, '.".'Sit Columbia Uoj, Opou eTeutug till V. bunds) iroiu 9 to it. iir . . tki WISE BROS., Dentists. Kmrvihfua- VOKTLANU. OKKUOH. 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