The Bend bulletin., May 15, 1903, Image 5

Peculiar
To
Itself
in ivimi it m mm wnnt it nous con
tiilitltm; tlio bout lilooil.tnirlfyliitf,
nlUmttivo mid tonlo iitibstuiicuH mid
oiroctlng tlio inostt rittllciil ami pur.
iniiiieiiL curort of all Inimora mill nil
oniptloiiH, roliovhiK weak, llrcd,
Inngulil forlin, iitid Imlldlnjr up
tlio wholo HynU'in Ih trim only of
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Nootliur incdldliiu not llku it;
no ntlior incdli'liio lum tlotu- ho
imioIi timl, Hulmtiintlal Rootl, no
otlior iixuliclno lum rcHtort-d lioulth
mill Htroiif;tli ul ho llttlo cost.
"I m troubled wllli acroftiU and rim
nesrltntliiif nir eynalglit. Tor four months j
cuuM not pro to iIk anything. After taking
two ImMli of IIimmI'i Hnraaparllla I could m
lo walk, mill then I had Ukou eight bull! I
coulil b well vr," Husia A. lUlltt
W, Wither. N. 0.
Hood's Onronpnrllln promlsc-s to
euro unci keeps tho promlso.
Pride.
I'rliln (loan not consist In Imagining
yourselves hotter or clovornr limn other
peoplo. It Is, rnthor, shown In a kii
sltlvo, Irritable tnixir toward olliurit
nml mi titultio Hinlotr nil to tlit'lr opln
Ion ol you. llev. W. K. Jlently.
UKAPNBNH CANHOT II IC CIIKKD
Pr local application, ae lb ranuot iett lb
dUrewd ("iiilun (i I Hi ear. There la uuiy one
way ioctirdraluM.nd that U by eomlltu.
tlonalteinrdlet. Ileal'irte la rau.ed by an In
flamed condition ul lb muruuilir tgciftha
Kuitarhlan Tub. When thla tut tl In
, named tun liatn a rumbling wiumS rw Imper
fretheerltig, and when till rnttrlr clowJ
drafne.a i ilm ittult, and tinleeiihelnnaniina.
I to II ran l taken mil and thla tuba tnV'tml to
llenHrinelroiidillon, hearing will be ilealniyo-1
lortrililnraee mil ol I'D rraue(by
catarrh, whlrh l nothing but mi Inflamed
rondliliiuullbvtmirotieetiriacre,
Viwillgi Oh Hundred Pollen lor any
ratouf Iieaiiieaefrauard by ralanh) that can
not l rnred hj Ilall'a Caunli Cur, tend lor
,!..,,.,., j cl(RNrv C() ToWft Q
Hold by !ruiina,7a . .
llsli'a ramify 1111a am lb beet.
Coming To.
Hon Rchnliler-Tho doctor gives tip
lioio) on I'ot, mi' now jm ray liu got
tin' Iwttorl Molrtd tlmt now I ONI
but Pal's u happy nun.
J'rmi Itoinburg !! I, thatl An'
rontlutcd, loo. Pure, hnba jtut start
ed in tlrlnkln' nil tho whisky wo Imd
I did In for lil wako New York Bun.
The KUan KoolKtlehen Kltul" l tb trail
mark mi ttnvra whlrh enable yuu to cook la
cumloit In a tool kltcbcn.
The llnrrcil Pond.
'Thorn In only ono rvutl lo uccci In
llfo," im Id tlio innn who Imd initdo liln
lucky nnd nitlicd.
"And how i hull I know tlio rond?"
lniiilroil tho hmldliiK yoniiK innn.
"Wtill," rppllcd tlio until with tho
luuky, "von ko rluht nlontr. thh pnth
ol iidvonlty until you loal-h tho flrnt
linn lo tho rluht."
"Voh, yiti."
"And you'll find n rond bar rod off
with it itiito nnd n dgn Hint tnn, 'No
rrHMiMiiltiK.a Woll, tlmt'N It."
Her Own Ucn.
"Your diiHhlor(" rnld Mm. Oldcnw
tie ultur holiiK conductod throiiKh the
nowly (lnlahi'd wIhk of tho nindnlllcont
pitlnio occupied hy tho lltilllntrtonii,
li"j ruiih a r-ptondld vocahuliiryl"
"Do you think mi?" liar liontrM re
plied, "JonIiiIi wnnlcd to Kt hr otia
ol tlinm I'wrltolii'H, but I imtdo up my
mind r'trjit at thn rUrt that n vomlni
Inry wMild look Ixittor In n room fur
nliho'l Ilk" Iihin In ofun II It dldu'tcont
quite at much,."
An Irulnuutlon.
Orenn Bny, do you know how it
fed, to li klcktd by m nnileT
Jlrown Ho, I don't nnd whnt'i
mom, I don't want you to ihow mo.
TIIII TIIHP.I (HANTS.
Th larirat flnanrlal linllliilloin In tb worM
a to the Itirv great l.l' Inaiiraiira (inianpt
ol Srw Ynri.olletirallK "TlinTlirrt? Ilfanta,"
ImrlUK 'A"t tlin minliiiu Innraa In amount
ol liimranca In tnrra In Oregon tu tboa tbrre
tmii)'ii1ei wa VM.WiW
tMirlliK tliftamii lliuv th I'rnn Mutual, nl
I'hllailrfiihla, mule an Incrtauiul f.-&W
There ar rixmI rratuna lor the upularliy of
lb I'enn Mutual, aoml fur Irre r'rlifhlil
Uviklet, "lluw ami hy " Chennan A llarmuii,
&iueral(cnii, Mri)uaw bulblluir, I'ortlaiiil,
irion
Fine lUcctrkal Plant la Japan.
Ono of tho moat comploto electrical
powor plautR rocontly Inilallcd I that
of tho Oaako tnlllUry nraenal of Japan.
Tn Brak in Maw Hhoal,
Alwaya ihako In Allcni Kxit-Ka, powilar.
It rurra chllbUlna, ilamp, aweallnir. acblna.
iwollau fot. Cure Corna ami nunlnna At
all ilruKftui anil ahim itnrva. ' lnn'l airrr-t
any autalllula fmln mallr.1 F11KL. Aildrea
Allcu H. OlBiHf.I.UItoy.W.v
Authority.
Thorn nro men who will newpt Joao
phut and I'luUrch and tho Qrck nnd
lAtln authort at trutiiful liittoriant
No Place for a Mere Alan.
WIthorbv You look tick, old manj
you'd boiler Irave your ofllcti at onro.
Von Illumcr I ought tn, but 1
hnvon't n placo lo lay my hiwtd.
VVItborby Why don't you go home?
Von lllumer My wlfo It holding a
reception. Town Toplct.
riTtt fMaumany (h.ri ? f f iMTfaeaaaal
rllw artr Aral !' tntvr KlliM'iOmlhMTt
XMlonr. XaHraf ritXltiri.00trUIIMtUaniUt.
la. Da. il.ll Kuaa.Ul.iuiArUi8UrtUal4liUa.l1
i, V i.
Matrimonial CourUay.
Tho Huihand What this country
noodt bndly It a fool klllor.
Tho Wlfo-Indradl Aroyoutlred of
llvlnt(T Yoniert Htatoaroan.
1'lao Cure f a remwly forcouuht, coldi
and ctihaumptloii. Try It. 1'riceUoeuU,
tiilnifxlita.
Singular Statue.
Thera la only ono ttattto In Great
llrltBln with an umbrella. Thla la to
Ixj toon at Keadint and roprownta Mr,
G. Palmer of blacuit fame standing
bttrohoadod with a silk hat and urn
broil in hand.
Mothers wilt flna Mrs. pnrulow't Sooth.
Ins flyrup tlio Ut remedy to uo lor tbelr
shlldren durlue U leethlne ienod.
The Rraaon.
Llttlo Hollo Pa, why does popcorn
pop?
Mr. Hennrrn'ck llocauso, my ton,
and tot tho Ulblo aslda at having nc popcorn, llku mon, doean't know any
authority. itev. Dr. Hlmmona.
, boltor.
RHEUMATISM
An All tHe Year Round Disease.
lUicumntlom does not come and go vrlth winter
time always; in fact some suffer more during the
Spring aud Summer thnii at any other season. When
the blood ischnrged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other
irritating poisons, then the nystem is in the right
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack
is liable to come at any time, Winter or Summer.
Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of
the body, and is sudden or slow in its action, is &ivcn
various names such as acute and chronic, muscular,
articular, inflaraniatory,mercurial and sciatic, but it Is
the same old acid blood that causes all. Some arc
constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism
but cither kind is wearing upon tho constitution, and iu time product
stiffness in the muscles aud joints, and sometimes the acids thrown oil b
the blood settle upon tlio valves o uie
heart and ends suddenly and fatally.
It won't do to let Rheumatism
tun on. It is a dangerous disease, and
you can never tell where it is going to
strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini
ments and such things ns produce
counter-lrrltatlou, nro soothing nnd
may relieve the pain temporarily, but
the polluted, acid bloocf cannot be
reached by external applications.
Rheumatism must be treated
through the blood, and no remedy
brings ouch prompt and lasting relief
as S. 9. S. It nttacka the disease in
i. i.inn.i .ntitralforn thn ncids. nnd
removeu all Irritating poisons and cfjeto matter from the Bystcrn.
S S. S. strengthens aud enriches tho thin acid blood, and, as it clrcu.
latcs through the Tody, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits
are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer
and misery of Rheumatism.
S. S. S. la a purely vegetable remedy,
docs not contain any Potash or mineral
of any kind, aud can be taken with
safety by old and young. v
Rheumatic sufferers who write U3
.t.f fii-lr rnnA will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our
physicians, for which no charge is made. We will null free our special
Look on Rheumatism, which Js the result of years of practical experience in
treating this disease. It contains much Interesting information about all
kinds of Rheumatism, jjj- SW!FT SPECIFIC C0 ATLANTA, C
Portland, Znd., Jan. 10, 1003.
After balnr terribly crippled tot
three years with Hhumtlam, and
having; tried well known remedlea X
oould set no relief. And having
read of the wonderful effaota of
0. B. S., I conoluded to try It, and
am happy to aay that X was entirely
oured, and am ablo to vrork as well
as X over did
X ohoerfully reooramond S. S. S. to
all sufferers of thla terrlblo disease,
aud will aay that If they will eon
tlnuo the trcatmont, as per dlreq
tlons, they will find a permanent
euro. H.W.8BEB.
CAPTAIN OF A BATTLESHIP. I m
Autocrat Win Xule Urent Crnft Una
A'pimllliiif l'c()ii.)llty.
Over Dm viist vstobllsliinDiit rules
llio captnlii In Hiijircnio nnd Isolated
nutliorlly, sayri I.lotitenaiit-Commnud-
nr tlreavi'H, U. H. N., In tlio World's
Work. All bin nccoiiiplUliiueulM miiMt
Iw tliorio of llm seniiioii, for he dlrectN
(lie nioveinuiitit of the Hlilp In all evo
lutions, mid his decision upon nil pro
foNriloiinl pulnts In flnnl. His respon
sibility nt nil times Is nivu nnd ex
iietliiK. In time of wnr It wlll'strnlu
the stoiileHt nerves; In the hour of bnt
llo It Is nothing short of nppnlllnt;.
when he mIhimIh nlono. In his coiiiilni;
lowiir, hiivlii control of ull tlio tn
meiuloiis forces lyliiK Intent In tils
ship only to he relensed nt tho propur
moineiit hy n touoli of his hnnd.
Ho f"s llio ctildlnx spirit of an enor
mous projectllo of 16,000 tons that
rushes through the water nt a speed,
It mny he, of fifteen knots, and ho
knows that tho slightest mlstnko of his
head or heart may menu u national dis
aster. Hut besides bclnff the naval and mil
itary chief of tlio establishment, ho Is
a lawyer n kind of Justice of the
pence, ns It were, who holds court
every mornlnc. Investigates reports of
misdemeanors nnd assigns punish
ment to the Ktttlty. The delinquents
nre brought to tho "mast"-the quar
terdeck -with their accusers. Moth
sides nro heard nnd swift Judgment
usually follows. In this capacity It
will ho noted that tho captnln Is court,
Judge and Jury. Not Infrequently he
nets ns clergyman, nod as such Is tho
bishop of tho diocese, nckuowlcdglug
no ecclesiastical superior, rending tho
services on Nundays. officiating nt tho
burial of his dead, In tho old days, oc
casionally marrying lovers.
He always messes alone. Ills gen
erous quarters ore entirely separate
from those of the other oillccrs, nnd
at the door of his cabin stands a ma
rine sentry day nnd night, and none
mny enter without first being form
ally announced. When he comes on
deck to leave the ship In unlfonn, or
when he comes on board, ho Is es
corted to tho side by tho cxecutlvo
o Ulcer and officer of tho deck, tho
guard Is paraded, four boys attend nt
the gangway, tho bugler sounds the
silence and every one on deck standi
nt attention ns tho boatswain plpct
him cheerily over the side.
Tired Out
' I was very poorly and could
hardly Ret about the house. I was
tired out all the time. Then I tried
Ayer'a Sarsaparilla, and It only
took two bottles to make me feel
perfectly well." Mrs. H. S. Swln
ney, Princeton, Mo.
Tired when you go lo
bed, tired when you get
up, tired all the time.
Why? Your blood Is Im
pure, that's the reason.
You arc living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion. Take Aycr's
Sarsaparilla and be
quickly cured.
I t.M a tofila. -.
all aViUU.
Atk year doctor what h Ifclnka of Ayer'a
S.rnr.rlll.. IU Imi all abMtlliU(rn4
old family rutlrlna. rsllvw bit adilt and
wa 1U b lliB.d.
i. 0. AT SB Co., Low!!, Mat.
Ct HU WHtsT Alt USt IMS. 1
Bestdtraah&ynipi. futatUcoi. 0l
in timfc l)KI DT DIKCIinti
p&MttnttnMsMj&te
I I WAHT TO SUV FOR Ca3K I
g Chicken, Duck and Oceso fcath-
(p ers. Address
O. O. SMITH.
f Wtti onitOmvta9ta.,Portlnif,Or
RI2II2RSON MACHINERY CO.
SuMtaaor lo John Poole.
Foot of Morrlaun street, l'ortland, Oregon.
Booth Uend Sleell'brwa Hln.,No.,!ll,h
South Ilnl Chilled I'lima, 14 in. 10A, I7.H);
loubI fthoveU'uUlralora.f 190: Kew ton wag
on gear, complete, ll tWvxt wide UtrV,
vuxu, iop uuggie. jicuon aiao priuRi, icg
ular V U), now IMXO.
LET MONEY
EARH
MOHEY.
tou ran get Interest
on your iuri'lua mon
ey from ua and atlll
l.arellanafaltyou
bad ferreted It tn the
ground Youeandraw
your nioner with In
ierettanyday ltwlll
ir you lo Inrettlgate
thla irnio.al Writ
tor particular!. 'o
matter bow tittle, or
now mucn.iaie mouer
you hare. It ihould
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THE
W$M
Tc-1
ure
TllcoJioJ,
Cpium,
Tobacco
Wtttt tot ,
Illustrated
CfftcuiATta
Urnr a Mo n roonrsr uv
Tokvlmw,Okc..
ntrphone Main J9f
earn you aometbtnr
and aaJely Inyeai'
fntereat-beartng aecurttlea
and aafelr Invrit.
menu made. Money loaned on Improved city
or farm proiierty.
bought and aold
lrra Hit of arrlrultural
and tlmUr landi for rale Write ui today
OHEGON I PHILADELPHIA SECURITIES CO.
McKay UuUdlng, PortlJAd, Ortgoo.
A CO0DLE8TONE CHURCH.
The Unuiual IMlOce Hullt by the Klur
lilirat llnptlat.
Ilullt of cobbtcstotits nnd on lines
suggested by nn old monastery of
feudal times tho new Haptlst church
nt Klmhurst, I I., Is one of tho most
novel bits of church architecture In
the land. While yet undedlcated and j
unfinished ns far as tho Interior work ,
irr
! lit
Austin
Well Machinery
FOR
Oil or Water any
Depth.
Write for catalogue-
DEALL & CO.,
dcn'l Agtf.
SU Commer
cial Block
POKTLAND,
ORC00N.
Sour Stomach
"Afltr I wa ladat4 ! try CABOA
B rr, I 1U oat r b wllkeal Utn In lb boau.
Uy tlrer waa la a vary bad ebat, aad toy bead
acbad and I bad atotsash uvabW. Mow alM lak
lug Caacarau.1 (Mt Soa. My nlli baaaltt saad
tbtm wlibbaoaSelalraaalta f or aonr aiomata."
Jos. KHSBLUis, MB Coagrau SU SI- Loal. M.
i
Inlcaltd In Borgia?
Soncttlcf Confertiilt and DsnMe 1
HITOIELL&BEE
LINE BUGGIES
Are at tbe head ot their c!aa for
Ccofert Eisy KUizf
Appcifasct DorlHUty
WANT TO KKOW WHY?
A.k for our Uluitratid bamDhlets.
Mailed free.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STIVER CI.
200-206 rirat St., PORTLAND, OR.
Abo Spokane, Dolae.
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CANDY
CATHARTIC
s ay vMinAriiu m
TSADgl
BSOISTTntO
MeataBt. PUubl. 1'ount, Tut Good. Da
Oovd. Hattr Hicaaa. Wsakaa or Grl, lOc.Jra.Wfc
I ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
j llMltef SM4y timrLt, CklMt. MUrnl, In. Vara. US
lain Tfl IIP Sold and guaranteed by all drag-
U'lU'BAtd aUUU UUM K Tobacco lUalu
l. N. U.
N. 19-1003.
Till'. WJIIILI BTONK CltVltCll.
Is concerned, t outslue walls ot tho
building have an aged appearance, that
contrasts strange.,, with the now spick
and span cottages on nil sides.
It Is tlfty years since a llnptlst con
gregation exls.ed In tho vicinity of
Klmhurst, which wits formorly tho old
village of Newtown. Following t-io
close of the Civil war the llnptlst so
ciety In that village dissolved and two
years ago tho Itev. William J. Noble,
n graduate of Drown University, orga
nised a now society and sot about tho
erection of tho present church.
Patriotic ContUtonoe.
"Then you don't share tho appre
hensions which sonio people havo ex
pressed concerning thla cbuutry's fit
turvT" ,
"Certainly not." answered Senator
Sorghum. "Mo nnd tho trusts have
too much money Invested In this
country to lot anything very serious
happen to It." Washington Star.
Attain Mystlttod.
"I'm Bttro I don't quite undoretnnd
It, Charley, dear," said young Mrs.
TorkliiH.
"What don't you undorstnndT"
"Why peoplo Insist on calling tho
homo man's truest frleud after what
ho does to peoplo at tho raco track."
Washington Star.
Inappropriate. t
"That's tho llesslo H. Sho's a tramp
Btenmer."
"Tho Ideal Isn't It r'.dlculous to call
a steamer n triimpi" '
"Whyr
"Ileeauso a Btenmer tnkcjt naturally
to waterr'-l'hlladelphla' Kress.
: '
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II KN writing- to Bdrertlaera please
nenUoa tbls paper.
mMMk
DH.G.GEEW0
WONDERFUL I
HOME
TREAT.MENT
Thla wondarfii! Chi
nrv doctor la called
g i.al krK-aaa ba curea
people without opera
tion that are gtTen up
tod.e. lit carea with
Iboae wondrrtul Cbh
nrae birua.rouu.bada,
barka and YtcMabt
that are entirely un
known to medical act-
euee.n ibia country InrvugBtnr nuoribo
harmiea remedlea Ihu raiuoua doctor knowa
be action or over aoo diflrrunt remedlea, which
btaacceaarnllyuara In dlfterenl dlaeaaea. It
guaranteea to cur raiarrh. ultima, lunr.
throat, rbeuroatlain. nenrouanru, atomacb.
lirrr. kldney,Mc. haabuudrrda of ttlmao
lala fhaxgra moderate. I all aud are him.
r-atlenla 01 v the cur write lorblauciand
circular. Bund erentain eiainpa. CUMlUle
tation ynv.au ahuiius
THE G. GEEWO CHINESE MED1GIME CD.
ii) iniru si., t-oeiiang, urrgoo. h
I Br
Bromo-Seltzer
h Promptly cures all
Headaches
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmmmmmm0.
imjjrooo m
PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD
Th Great Conditioner and Stock Fattcner. HORSES d
More Work on Lu Peed. COWS glv More and Richer
Milk. IIOUS I'atUn Quicker It given this Pood,
Package, OOo and $1.00.
MAKKS 1108 OKOW GOOD VOK STUNTED CALVES.
Pbusiun Kbubov Co., St. PauI, Minn.
Ohxtlkuun: I bare been feeding; your PosU! Stocb; Food to my
thoroughbred awlne. it aire tbcm an appetite, and innkea the plga
arrow, I aiao tried it on stunted calve with aatUfactory rceulta,
P, W 0"rm. 'Wn Neb,
VOKTZ.ANn BKKD CO., rarUaad. Orgas Coaat Agaata.
..Scmrcmly a Day..
i'antei but we are called upon tn perform
some dintcult dental operation tbat 1
tbe direct retult of neglecting thn teeth
We cannot urgo too atrongly the bvnetlt
and economy of consulting adontlttat
th very rlrai algtt ot tooth trouble At
the atart theso trouble aro corrected
quickly and at imall coat. Our tuotboda
are palnlem aud our work guaranteed
lloth 'phonoa: Oregon South, '.".'Sit
Columbia Uoj, Opou eTeutug till V.
bunds) iroiu 9 to it.
iir . . tki
WISE BROS., Dentists. Kmrvihfua-
VOKTLANU. OKKUOH.
RfttsflPaaaVJaMal
KfaallH
Dr. W A. tUo
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