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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1903)
Spring Medicine There la no other Reason when good mcdlclno U o much uccded m In the Spring. Tho blood ta Impure, weak and Impoverished a coudltlon indicated by pimples nud other eruptions on tho faco nnd body, by deficient vitality, Joss of appetite, lack of strength, and -want of uutmntlon. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Mako tho blood pure, vigorous nnd rich, create appetite, glvo Tltnlity, 6tr ugth and animation, and euro all eruptions. Have tho wholo family begin to tako thorn today. "Hood's Sarsaparilla has been uwl In our family for somo time, ami always with Kood results. Last spring I was all run down nnd cot a bottlo of It, and as usual received treat benefit," Miss Btcuut Sorer, Stone, Vt, Hood's Snmnpnrllln promlsos to .euro and koopa tho promise. That "O-u-K-h," A rough-coated, dough-fsred plounri man itroda couclitnit and hiccough I iir through tho streets of Scarborough. Punch. AltcmalUo of education. "Education," paid tho Impassioned orator, "begins at home.1' That's whoroyou'ro off," raid the calm spectator. "It begins in the kin dargnrten, i- continual in tho boarding school, loothall Meld. Paris, London And Wall street and ends in eithor Sing Sing or Newport." Of Course. The palmist looked fixedly at the woman's hands. "Why," sho said perplexedly, "this Is qnccr. Your right hand and your left hand cive different fortunes." ," replied the I never let my right hand know what my loft hand dooth, you know." New York Times. "its, I suppose woman, placidly. Toll DliVcd of Its Reward. "No wonder bankers set the reputa tion of being frauds and swindlers." "Rhjthtyoa are," comroontcd the man with tho jimmy In his hand "Here wo have worked all night at opening this safe and there's nothing in it." Philadelphia North American. explanatory. "For a first attempt in public," said her friend encouragingly, "I thought yon sang with a good deal of feeling." "I don't wonder at that," replied the ambitious young vocalist. "My heart was In my throat all the time." Chicago Tribune. Tltoac Who Roost, Newcomc They tell mo hens never lay eges at night. Did you know thatT rlnbbubc Oh, .yes. Kcwcome Strange?Isn't It? Subbubs Not at all. All the hens are roosters at nlgW, yon know. Philadelphia Press. oooooooooooooooooooooaaooo Mind Tiiis. It nukes nt different whtlBrr It Is chronic, taA or WUnuiutory Rheumatism 'of Its mue!t or iotcti I St Jacobs Oil Doctor Have you heard of Mr. Hltiuk'a denth? Friend No. Are you sure- he's dead? Doctor Positive. I (rented him myself. Chicago Dally New Mnwum Why, ltohblot Crying nt tlu tnliler What N tho mutter? Hobby Oiulte pohhy) The'a four kinds of cuke, an' I'm only hungry enough to eat two. Hrookljn Life. 1'osltlvo Testimony: "You nerdu't tell mo." nvorred Miss Hnteligurl. "that gulf Isn't good exorclso. It makes tho young men so slrong In the imns that that you can scarcely brvntliiN' (.'hi cago Trlhune. She You certainly wouldn't marry n girl for her money, would you? He Of course not. Neither would I havo tho heart to let her become nn old maid merely because she hud money. Chicago Dally News. , Mrs. Aufnlt-Now, Norn, bo very on refill of this cut-glnKH punch-howl. It cost n mint of money, Norn In dade. mum! Well. Its rale tough, Hun." an' I dropped It three t linen n'rondy, an tilver faxed It. Life. Trouhle In Store: Young Iluohniid (to wife) Dldn'i I telegraph you not to bring your mother with you? Young Wife I know; that's what alio wants to see you nbout. She read the tele gram! St. IouI Mirror. . Entirely too particular: Terrenco (with the hod)-Ycr not workln'. Din nlo. Arc yer out of n Job? DcuiiIh Hure. 01 fell off n nlno-sthory bulhlln' ylstordiiy. nn 01 got ninil nud quit. Torrvnee Aw, go on! Yer too slusl tlvo. Judge. Chirlliel You told mo you wero never going to wrlto to young Hank Iiikoii npiln. Anglo He's wrltien mo n dnxeii letters I hnven't unswercd, I but In his Inst one lip left n page out, i nud I had to wrllo nud nk him what , It was nbout."-Chlcngo Tribune. No cause for suicide: Miss Dream- lor When you stood on the brink of j Niagara, nnd looked Into the soothing. ! (urging, unfathomable depths In-low, ! did you not fool that you would llko to Jump In? Mr. Tourlor No, I hadn't received by hotel bill then. New York , Weekly. ( Aids to discrimination: Doctor- James, did that lady In the wnltlng rooui come In her own conch or n trol ley enr? Servant Trolley car, sir! Doctor Thank! I couldn't toll from her dress whether to proscribe thrco mouths at NNMviwrt or sulphur nnd molamtes! Puck. Failure: "I thnughtKoonnmorc was going to marry Miss (larllnglioru. but I see she has let him got nwny." "x on; her father dldn t nppear to bo nt nil anxious for tho match, nnd her i mother was u little too anxious. Hie lost him on account of had I on in work. Chlengo Trlhune. Fallen Off: A colonel of nn Infantry ' regiment, while limpcctlng his com maud, happened to bo thrown from his horse, nud, ns he lay sprawling on tho ground, said to a brother olllcer, who ran to his assistance: "I thought I had Improved In horscmnuHhlp, but 1 find I , havo fallen off." Illustrated Hits, Truuhlu njiond: Weary Willie I'm gettln' a little nervous ulxnit dose hero Hying innchliies! Plodding Poto Why J nervous? Weary Willie--Well, as soon Health ' For 25 years I have never missed taking. Ayer'a Sarsaparilla every spring. It clcaniea my blood, makes mo feci strong, and does me Rood in every way." John P. Hodnettc, Brooklyn, N.Y. wmwmxna I In Urn. SoM filnmiin r. k. v. nm. la-loos, W 'URN writing to mlvertlsar pl tueniioa tun papr r ST. HELEN'S HALL, rartlanut, Qrmtan, A Hoarding and Hay Koliool for ils. a Nurinat'KlliiMrKarieii '.alnuis ttojar. iiikiiI, which has a ,itin rililmi) for kliiitoriatlru CUort, Tlio lloanlltitf Iw. parliiifiitploTliUa s cheerful suit ivrll ar ;mw linino for vomiir laillr,. Kor cia lotus or ullior Inluriiikllou applr lo Ml.irt lll.HANOW TllllllinTM, I'rlndril bo o a a a a ceres and cares promptly. Price, 23c. and 50c aoonoooooooQOOOOoaoooooooa Biliousness Iliao usad yoarTluble CASTA- KK'l'N acd find tbera perfect. Couldn't do without them. 1 hare used tbem for some time forlodiwectloa and blllouim-u and am now com pletely cured. Utcommeoo tnem. werery one. Ui tie nee tried, jrou will uerer bo without them In tns family.'' Kuw. A. Maux, Albany, N. Y. CANDY CATHARTIC LF CATHARTIC m TRADCMXKM RSOMTOaCO Pleaiant. ralatabie. l'otent. Tate Oool. no Gooa. teer Blctuu. Wcaien.or Orlp. lOc.Etf.Oc ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... (HU, Ktmtif f,jf, CtlM. wlfl. trt. itl ns dey gits (lying mnehlnes doy'll glttln aerial freight train, nnd It don't ho no cinch getlln' chucked off an ucrlnl freight train, leuuiie tell yerl -Puck. " , I lltilllMI.tll I. It...... , M .. markctl tho small hoy, "Isn't It funny that everybody calls little brother n bouncing baby?" "Why do you think It Is funny, William?" returned his motluir. "IlccntiKu when I dropped him off the porch this morning ho didn't bounce n hlu Ho Just hollered." -Tlt-Hlts. Tho llrldo (weeping) Oh, J-Jack, wo'vo we've got lo, J-Just got to glvo up b-bonrdlng, and g-go to h-house-lc kccplng-g. Hubby Why, lovey. what's tho matter? The Ilrlde M"rs. Worrlls has Ih-cii telling me all afternoon about tho trouble sho has with cooks, nud I didn't havo anything to tell her. Har per's Iloznr. Tho hotel of 1MJ03: (JIork-MJehnol, are you about through moving those trunks? Porter Yls, sor; In a few minutes. Clerk Well, when you'vo llnlshcd, stretch tho life net over tho front pavement, Mrs. Illhawl has Just telephoned from tho top Hoor that her husband has fallen out of tho window. -Smart Set. Autotnobllo proverbs: "To nuto or to bo uutoci), that Is the ruination." "An nuto In the hand Is worth two hi tho icpalr shop." "He who nutoos nnd rides away will llvo to auto another day." "itim over olhers, as thoy would run over you anddo Jt llrst." "To hiivo raced and lost Is hotter than not to have raged at all." Sluryvlllo (Kan.) Pure and rich blood carries new life to every part of the body. You arc Invigorated, refreshed. You feel anxious to be active. You become strong, stcady,couragcous. That's what Aycr's Sarsaparilla will do For you. 11.11 a Mill. AlWratllMf. Aik ynur tKlir ht tie think, of Aytr Si.MHli. lleknowmlltt-uutlriUimid ol.l family mfllrlli. rllw M d,laOit we wlUU wlUn.l. . 17TT-T"","""'' 8 1 r""zzz"""""" 'fMMmmmm H iwfKMyafJeMtSaMiiaWBasMnJBMsl Boy' And Youthi Jack Knife Shoes: Ask your dralrr for th Jack Knife Shoe. Hvrry buy ctls'A ' k n.1,,1 L..if. ,.jii. i.i. ...i. -r " -vjlfl shoes. Desl wtailng ihcti. Uaror acaaiir uttl knlvn. "a , IKRAUSE & PRINCE Wholcaalcra, 87-89 First St., Portland", Or. : A Canadian's Wise Saying. Tho greatest nsret of any country Is tho bralna of Its people. Andrew Itonur Law, M. P., London. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Qenu.no Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must lear Signature of 5 PacSlmlU Vttnpptr 0Ww. Toy SMaU a4 mtuy (8 UJte aus cbe. 'CARTER'S isr&si i t rex NEAIACNt rrn IIZZIMESS. FIR IIUfliJME.r. rtit Ttnni liyu. FOR CSNSTIPATIIIt. R JAUIW SKIM. rnRTMCCBMPLCXIII mi r -.. .-... uaSHumn wnwiuuMi. I Vmrttr umwKsCa CURE SICK HEADACHE. I WWa3HHCf5S wmA IT II A 2J-, ..Scarcely a Dny.. 'Sih dill Mit am ralloil Un In rform i tllllli nil loiilal iiralnii iliat it llioillrc. i rMiiliiiliiPKlorlliiirtlitt ImIIi Wnuiiiinil Uli-ti liMXIfiintljf (tin Imuki'I rnKTrCiniMiiy (( wimittlng' ailoiitlitat llievvry i)rlUiiii(liHitli IrtiiiMs At lh start IU.o iroiiMM am ciiilni iUI(klv ainlal .i,ill.. (iiirinlhHli a n i-alnlMt anil our work iftuaiilol twin itiia l)n-nii Ntulti -!. ( i.luinlila tW DjH-ii otoiitlivt till V hueilays (rum 0 lo U. sLLViH Ip LLLH HBLLflBsvijR 'jLLLsLsB ! WISE BROS., Dentists. L Hr i i II i w 3S,?.1I , JII.JIJ.ll Klllli lllil(, I'.ir. Tlilrd ana Wmhliisiuu u, VUIITI,AN1. OltKllUN. SPECIAL PIANO SALE Lots of Snaps in Prices. Every . opportunity now to get good instru ments at moderate prices. Second hand pianos and organs that don't cost much, but count for a whole lot when it comes to value. Instruments whose names arc prominent and young .enough to justify much larger prices. Write for a full description with names of pianos, special sale prices and all details of this great house-cleaning sale. EILER'S PIANO HOUSE Washington Street, Corner Park, PORTLAND,. OREGON. Large Houses San Francisco, Spokane and Sacramento. 1 ssMsftTKkrAT n a rjr ". . nAUiiiiHHU A nil i TJRsJL-'-flSswO Jjr Mr a lv 'i ) Wl J One of tho essentials of the happy homes of to-day la a fund of Information as to ilcht Jlvlntr and tho beat methods of promotlnj,' health and happiness. With proper knowlcdne," each hour of recreation, of enjoyment and of effort may be made to contribute to that end and art of not less value than the using of tho moat wholesome foods and the selecting of Uie best medicinal agents when needed. With the well-informed, medicinal agents are used only wbn nature needs assistance and while the importance of cleansing tho system effectually, when bilious or constipated, has long been known, yet until within recent years It was necessary to resort to oils, salts, extracts of roots, barks and other cathartics which were found to be objectionable and to call for constantly increased quantities. Then physicians having learned that the moat excellent laxative and carminative principles were to be found In certain plants, principally In the leaves, the California Fig Syrup Co. discovered a method of obtaining such principles In Uieir purest condition and of presenting them with pleasant ana reiresntng liquids in tne loroi most acceptable to the system and the remedy becomo known as Syrup of Figs as flga wero used, with the plants, In making it, because of their agreeable taste. This excellent remedy is now rapidly coming Into universal use as the best of family laxatives, because it is simple and wholesomo and cleanses and sweetens the system effectually without disturbing the natural functions and without unpleasant after effects and its uso may be discon tinued when It is no longer required. All who would enjoy good health and Its blessings should remember that it is the one remedy which physicians and parents well-Informed approve and recommend and uso and which they and their little ones alike enjoy, because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and its beneficial effects. Syrup of Figs Is for sale by all reliable druggists, at the regular price of fifty cents per bottle, in original packages only, having tho namo of the remedy Syrup of Flgo and tho full namo of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. printed on the front of ovcry packogo, U pip H H 9 pma Jifcfrvn MM? Y Tribuiio. Ban Francisco, Col. MQ-TQ-BAC &'MW!!&'11S! kouUvUlo. 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