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THINGS WISE AND OTHERW ISE
___________ B y J . C A K E R S , N ew b a rg , O ra g o q
KEEP YOUR MOHET AT HOKE
u,-
VEW8 FROM BACK HOKE
found her polishing the kitchen stove
and slipped qultly up and put hie
anna around her.
"Two quarts of milk and a pint of
cream tomorrow," she said without
looknlg up.
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OWED THE TH U MOVEY
A communication from Illinois,
• It the money Invested in promo­
C. M. Barrett, an Oklahoma reader,
tional schemes away from home was reached a rqpident of Newberg a tew
tu t to work In the home town or days ago, and In consideration of our sends us the following report from a
«tty It would make that town or promise not to divulge his identity, St. Louts commission bouse on the
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elty a better place In which to ltvs. we were permitted to copy a* few sale of a hide:
To
one
green
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12.10
paragraphs
from
said
letter,
which
•ad would in the end yield a better
By freight ............$1.09
return to the Investor. A man does we give below verbatim:
By d r a y a g e ...................60
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“ What do you think T Bill Purkey
•ot advertise his bad Investments,
eonsequently, little Is known of the bolted the dlmocratlc ticket and
Total ........... '.92.19
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vast amount of money which pours voted for Harding when he heard
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Balance
due
us
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9
.09
Harding
owned
some
stock
In
a
di­
Into the “ get rich Quick’* rat-hole
This
hide
off
a
700-pound
steer,
stillery
and
he
thot
the
good
old
days
every year and enables the visionary
promoters to ride ground In fine high when a barrel of corn whisky would in first class condition, not a hole
priced cars, so long as they manage be settln In every grocery store for or cut in It, was hauled IS miles to
to keep out of jail. The same money the free use of the customers, was town, shipped by freight and the bill
Speaking of corn comes back baking for 9 cents more
Invested at home might enable the coming back.
paying transportation
whisky
reminds
me that Pap got to finish
Ity or town to have more elet^rlc
Ights, better telephone and trans­ some from a dago who Hves down charges.
Doubtless with .this showing, city
portation service, enable small In­ by Westrllle and arter taking one
men
can believe the statement that
dustrie« to enlarge their operations, swaller of the raw stuff without a
there
is no man living strong enough
Chaser
Pap
spit
up
chunks
of
frlzs-
and new Industries to develop and
to
carry,
hides enough across the
led
gullet
all
day
arterwards.
It
bring more people to town, which
street
to
bring
the price of a good
took
him
X
hours
to
get
bis
breath
would benefit everybody, and the
money would bewdrklng at home nateral arter swallerlhg the truck pair of shoes; nor a team of horses
where the thrifty man or woman and when' he did he said: “ Them heavy enough to draw cowhides
dern foreigners can make booze out enough over a country road to pay
«could watch it work.
of anything from spring water tft for a new set of harness.— Capper’s
dynamite and the feller that made Weekly.
TH E EDITOB
a —------
this must have put in a dern big
chunk of dynamite."
EA
R
LY
TO BED
Breathes there a man with soul so
Our home paper last week had a
dead, who,, to himself has never said: piece that expresses my feelings bet­
John Jocab Astor said: ‘‘The man
That editor has quite a head. I’m ter than I can over the election, so
who
makes It the habit of his life
glad to take his paper. He’s got a
I will cut It out an send It In this to go to bed at nine o’colck, usually
raft of grit end sand, he prints the letter."
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gets rich and Is always reliable. Of-
news of all the land and that’s the
The "piece" to which the writer
proper caper. He soaks the grafter referred Is herewith re produced:
on the neck, be saves the ship of The curfew tolls the bell of our de­
E . H . UTTER, D . M . D .
state from wreck, he’s Johnny on the
feat
DENTIST
spot by heck; when things are in a Our weeping Jackass wanders o’er Office over First National Bank
Jumble he writes the add that brings
Office Phone Black SI
the lea
the dough, he chases all our gloom Us democrats have taken a back seat
Residence Phone White 174.
and woe, he tells us all we want to And left the world unto the O. O. P.
Newberg.
_______ Oregon.
know— and yet he Is quite humble. Now fades the League of Nations
from our sight
It Is easy enough to be happy.
And all (he world in sorrow is bowed
down,
When life goes like a song;
B u i nw m i l worth whtte, -----
Have where the politicians tuea and
Fonerai Director— Emhalmcr
Is the man who can smile
fight
TELEPHONES '
In finding Jobs enough to pass Res. Blue 118, Office, Green 118.
When everything goes wrong.
Horse drawn or Auto Funeral Car
around.
For the test of the heart is trouble.
Satlefactton Guaranteed,
And It always comes with the years;
And the smile that is worth
A V A W A K E V IV G
The homage of Earth
Shiloh Relief Corps, Vo. 28
The discharged soldier hastened
Is the smile that shines through
tears. *
Meetings held 2nd and 4th Thurs­
gladly home to see his wife. t He
day of each month at 1:11 p. m.. In
Duncan’s Hall. 911 First street.
FRANCES WOODRUFF. Pres.
EMMA L. SNOW, Sec’y
course, going to bed does not make
8EEEVG BAITA CLAUS
him rich— I merely mean that such
a mas will In all probability be up
A few days ago a note came to
early in the. ___
morning and do a big the Graphic, through the postoffice,
days work, b o n i s weary bones« put < which Is given herewith Just as It
him to bed early. Rogues do their w u written:
work at night. Honest men w ork, The man that said you could not
by day. Its all a matter
of habit.! ^
Bants claus doaent know be-
• and good habits In America mgke cause I and my
Little brother saw
any mtn rich. Wealth is a result of ¡him once he gave us some nuts this
hab,t*'
year but we dldent see him
this
time I heard him
Vet Profit.
EVELYN DAISY STILLWELL.
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R. 1.
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Brigg»— Did you *et anything
of your week-end at the Glider’s?^ i- ««oh, Joy.” said the co-ed as she
Griggs— I got a brand new sweater, thrust her bare foot Into a cobweb.
In exchange for one that I was get-1 "now I won’t have to put on any
ting ashamed to be seen in.— Judge. ■< stockings."— Pelican.
AUCTIONEER
LIVE STOCK asd GENERAL
FARM SALES.
Phone, 19a26
N. P. NELSON
AUCTIONEER
CALL J. H. NASH
T O C R Y Y O U R SALE
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Phone Red 43.
Newberg,
f 1 .
Telephone Red 58 fox Demon­
stration. .
*05 First Street,
and Stock Remedies at
V M C EN TS FEED STORE
Headquarters for
If you are going to build .a house, barn
or garage, our assistance in auhmirting plana
and helpful suggestions about how to avoid
waste, cut costs and im prove appearances,
should prove very valuable to you.
It costs nothing to com e in and talk the
matter over.
K. Spaulding Logging Co.
Plumber
Cor. 1st and Howard Sts
W hen in need of a
first-class workman or
in a hurry to have work
15.50
16.50
21.25
22.00
22.50
2350
29.50
H u d g e B r o th er s
4
done, phone Black 23
mumm
W E PAY CASH
Cream-Eggs-Poultry
FM
Don’t forget the plaoe—
A. S. GULLET, Proprietor.
‘BILL’
THE
$ 11.50
W est End Tire Shop, 102 First street.
lost east of the Army Store.
... Phone W h ite 19 8
You Can Profit By Oar Buflding Service
FULLY GUAKAVTEED
12.95
14.60
16.70
17.70
18.50
19.25
23.30
8 0 8 1st St. Newberg, Ore
Living in simple wigwams, and having no
one to consult as to how to build better homes,
they had to be content with a m ere shelter.
MONARCH TIRE
$ 10.30
OLYMPIC FLOUR
Had H om es T h a t Show ed
the Lack o f Expert
Building Service
Y o u have been looking for a reduction In T ir e Prices,
and w e have it n ow . Beginning January 1st and
lasting until February 1st, if the T ires are not all
sold at the follow ing prices:
39x3
30x3 1-2
32x3 1-2
31x4
32x4
33x4
34x4
34x4 1-2
VeWberg, Ore.
ALL KIND OF FEED
GREAT SLAUGHTER IN TIRE PRICES
GBAVT TQLE
i f
Fuller Brush Agency
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C. A. HODSON
Oregon.
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The most prized possession in
thousands of Am erican h om es.
VEAL AND HdGS
ALSO HIDES AND PELTS
Because it adds most to the con­
venience, comfort and enjoyment o f
the entire family, and at small cost.
LET’S PACK UP AND GO TO
on consignment
ACCURATE WEIGHT AND TESTS
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By R. A . Spivey
CALIFORNIA
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806 First St
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