Get Ready to Paint and Pap er V ow is the tim e to think about beautifying your home fo r the orating season. ' W e carry a oomplete «took of Patton’s Sun-proof Paints Oils, Varnishes, Kalsomines New Line of Wall Paper BEM EXBEB, painting and paper hanging is oar business, and we guarantee satisfaction. W e want yfonr work and w ill fam ish yon estimates on any job on short notice. X P . SO PE R E Ä OMENS SAID TO INSURE LUCK WHICH ,s CRUSOE’S ISLAND? Happenings That Foratali Cornine GaaO Opinion OSsma to Favor Tobago Above Fortuwa a re W orth Kaaplng the Claims Made by Adherents ef In tha Memory. Juan Fernandez. « Wa mast all hare noticed how many enlnckjr omens there are. and how few algns that foretell goqd fortune. It has been well explained that we need to be prepared for bad lock, bat that good fortune does not require to be guarded against. — All the Mine, ft would certainly add to the cheerfulness o f life In general If tacky omens ware mors widely known, eaya London Answers. How modi brighter things look to tu If we hare reason to hope that something good la coming to ns I Bverybody, o f coarse, knows that It t l lucky to pick ap a bit o f Iron or coal. So It Is to pick op a pin I f Its hand Is toward you; I f not, let It Ue I It Is, o f course, a sign o f good for­ tune to pat on some garment Inside eat, but only I f It Is done by accident, and the garment la allowed to remain reversed during the day. William*the Conqueror put on his mall-shirt back te front on the morning o f the battle o f Hastings, and we all know what lack he had on that occasion I I f you find your keys or other steel articles rusting, do not be annoyed about It; It only shows that somebody Is patting money by fo r yon. It Is lucky to be followed home by a stray dog. Still better It Is if a strange cat comes to stay at the house. Speaking o f cats, pessimists, of course, assert that when they tear the furni­ ture with their claws. It Is a sign of rain; but others hold that they are “ scratching luck” to their masters. NOT ALL INDULGE IN KISS For many years Juan Fernandes, a Chilean Island off the eastern coast of 8outb America, was known as Cru­ soe's Island, because another adven­ turer had spent five years there In solitude, and It was thought for some time that- Defoe had recorded, this hermit's experience. But following Crttsoe’a directions that he landed on an Island Jn a latitude o f 11 degrees nearer the mouth o f the Orinoco river, and in sight o f the Island o f Trinidad, one comes upon the Island o f Tobago, the only one answering the descrtp- An Interesting discovery which gave prominence to -Tobago as the real Crusoe's Island occurred some years ago. when the skeleton of a goat was unearthed in a cave on the Island. This coincided remarkably with Crusoe's statement that he found a dying goat in a hillside cave and later buried It there. “ Crusoe’s goat” became for a time an object of great popular Interest and figured as a prominent exhibit at the Chicago World's fair. Tobago’s failure to obtain create* recognition o f Its Importance as the “ only authentic Robinson Crusoe Island” la doubtless due to the fact that It la a retiring little Island, con­ cerned chiefly with Its plantations and trade. Leaving Crusoe out altogether, Tobago baa had an eventful history, from the time It was discovered by Co­ lumbus, on bis third voyage, until Eng­ land took It from France In 1803, and started to turn It Into a profitable col­ ony. — — •— ---------— — — ---- Many People Know Nothing of Oscu- REPEATED HIS GREAT WORK lation, at Loast as Masculine Form of Greeting. When Thomas Carlyle Proved Invul- * 1 nerable to the “ filings and Arrows The kiss, which appears constantly #f Outrageous Fortune.“ la Semitic and Aryan antiquity, as In the Book o f Genesis. “The Odyssey,“ In 183S there occurred aa Incident and In Herodltus' description o f the which would have deranged an ordi­ Persians o f his time kissing one an­ nary man. Thomas Carlyle was living other. sad which Is still prevailing at 6 Cheyne row, Chelsea, near Lon­ even among men In France and the don. He had not earned a penny, aaya Slavic countries, relates a writer In he to himself, "by the craft e f litera­ the Louisville Courier-Journal, seems ture for 23 months.” But with tbo to be unknown over the entire world, push of a mger he was plowing his where the prevailing salute Is that of way through his “History e f the snuffing or smelling which belongs to French Revolution." The first volume the Polynesians. Malays, Burmese and was finished. It had taken him five other Chinese. Mongols, etc., extending months to write It. He loaned the Mss. thence eastward to the Eskimo and to John Stuart Mill. On a certain westward to LaplaDd. where Lynnaeus morning Mill called upon Carlyle, hla saw relatives saluting by putting their face aa white aa ashes. A fter two noses together. hours of swkward fumbling Mill man­ Among the manners and customs of aged to tell It— he had left the price­ the French allies In France, which less Mss. on a desk and the housemaid most American soldiers “ over there” had taken It to light-the morning fire saw for the flflt time, nothing prob- In the jr s t r j_ Carlyle trim IHrr—s~ ebly seemed stranger to them than the stricken ninn. But one day, ns he sat practice of kissing among men. dumbly at his window, he saw cheery As for the custom of kissing men on bricklayer« building a house, brick, by both cheeks, that has come down from brick. • He burst Into tears and. sob­ the days when young French noble- bing like a child, he cried; “ I, too. can mon. about to be knighted for some bring hack thought by thought!" He valiant deed, spent 24 hours In soli­ did. He recalled all o f the Mss. and tude and prayer and then came forth, rewrote I t What torture I knelt, received the stroke of the sword across their backs and were kissed by •now Houses In the Arctic. tbo knight who was conferring A snow house Is the most adapta­ kaighthood. Napoléon, when he formed the Legion o f Honor, eliminated many ble o f dwellings. I f it gets too warm o f the old customs, keeping the touch either tor the comfort * o f. the Inhabi­ tants or because the roof begins to o f the sword and the kiss. thaw, you can lower the temperature by enlarging the ventilating hole with History of Brooklyn Brldga. your knife. I f It gets too cold, you Brooklyn bridge, the first bridge to make the hole smaller by stuffing a span the East river, la over a mile In mitten Into It. I f the roof begins to length and coat to dato more than thaw because It Is made of blocks 128,000,000, estimates the Automobile that are too thick, you send a man out Blue Book. It has been numbered with a long knife or machete, and he among the seven wonders of the world. thlna them down until the frost with­ Designed by John A. Roehllng, this out neutralises the heat from within, masterpiece In engineering was started and the thawing stops. But If you January. 1870, and opened to traffic have made your^ roof too thin, and May, 188,'t. During the preliminary hoar-frost begins to form from your work John Roobltng met hit death. breath and from the steam that rises Hla son, William A., took up the task from the cooking, then a man goes e f completion. He waa subsequently out with a shovel. Instead .of s knife, seriously Injured by fire while In one end throws a little aoft snow on the o f the caissons and became an Invalid. roof, to blanket It from the excesslva In compliance with hla wish he was cold.— Harper’s Magazine. stationed In a home on the heights of Brooklyn, from which, with the aid of a telescope and the assistance of his 1 Subscribe now fo r tbs N ew bart wife, be directed the work from hla Graphic. window until the lest rivet was drlvsa. The Proof. Many There Are Whs May Be Unat­ Administrator’s Notice of Pinal Set­ tractive, but Not a Lot Defin­ I may not rise to wealth and fame tlement itely Ill-Looking. . and baar tha millions praise my name. Not many do. But Just the same. I’ll Notice la hereby given that the Looking for beauty In the fares and do the beat I can. I f someone else undersigned administrators, w ith the forms passed on the street Is such a excel my work, let In my breast no W ill annexed, of the estate o f Mary fixed habit with people In general that malice lurk. That Is no reason I should shirk or curse creation’s plan. | It was a bit startling to hear of a man A. William s, deceased, have filed In Ignition who was looking for some their fin al account aa said adminis­ In lifo'a great raoe where all most run, one ugly—the ugliest female. In fart, trators in the County C ourt o f Yam ­ we cannot ail be nnmber one; but that he could find. This man was an h ill County, Oregon, and that aald someone when the race Is done must American theatrical man and he de­ Court has appointed Monday, March be an “ also ran.” And If the man who lost can smile and say “ I’m beat­ sired the ugliest woman to contrast 16, 1920, at 11 o’clock a*, m. of said her In a production with a girl said en by a mile, but still I ’m glad I made aa the day and hour fo r the hearing to be beautiful. the trial,” he’s proved himself a man. o f objections to aald fin al account — Kansas City Star. The showman found his ugliest and the settlement thereof. woman after looking over eight coo Now, therefore, a ll persons Inter­ testanta. The prise winning “ clock Important Italian Industry. ested In the estate o f said decedent stopper” was thirty-two years old and Announcement has been made o f the a music teacher. 8he entered the con­ are hereby notified and required to formation at Rome, under the aus­ test because her mother told her appear at the County Court room at pices o f a leading bank, o f a large the Court House at M cM innville, “ there would be no harm In trying. company for the manufacture o f safes, On winning she at once Insisted on said County and State, at said time, vaults and other equipment for Insur­ taking a stage name, as she “ did not to then and there show cause, i f any ing the safety o f money, securities and want all the neighbors to know about there be, why said account should valuables. This new Industry will fill It.” The runner-up In the contest not be settled, allowed and approved, g long-felt want In Italy, which has whose name was not given out. had and said estate forever and fin ally always been dependent upon fore'pn an unfortunate nose and an “ out­ settled and said administrators dis­ sources o f supply for safes and sim­ size” In mouths. charged. ilar equipment. The contest really was of concern Dated February 11, 1920. to the theatrical producer, but It Lavinia C. W illiam s and The Real Trouble. served to Impress upon Londoners In , Clarissa A. W illiam s, genera) the old truth that few people, “The pulling down o f the temple after all. are rqplly ugly, that every Administrators, w ith W ill annexed, was the case o f Samson's remarkable o f the estate o f M ary A. W illiams, individual looks good to some one. feat." deceased. Two people, who came upon the ad­ “ Remarkable feet? I should cafl It vertisement of the ugly contest, began Clarence Butt. a case o f fallen arches.” to amuse themselves In the genial way Attorney fo r estate. o f human- nature by examining their F irst Issue February 11. ' Canine Curiosity. friends and acquaintances to discover Last Issue Marsh 11. The cariosity o f the dog Is pro­ which o f them had the best claim to nounced If observed for a few min­ the Job. utes. It to quick to notice a strange T o their disappointment, says a N otice of Appointment o f Executor dog or person and the value o f the writer in the London Telegraph, they watchdog comes from the fact that could not think of anybody, not even In the county court o f the state o f It wants to Investigate every noise. their pet abomination, who was. con It to very Interesting to watch a dog sldered Impartially, very ugly. Plain Oregon for the county o f Yam hill. when It meets a beetle. At first he people— oh. yes. hosts o f them; dis­ In the mattar o f the estate o f Dairto seems to be s little sfrald o f the ttny P. Strait, deceased. agreeable-looking people— quite a lot; creature, but finally he can’t resist any Notice is hereby given that tha sllly-4eoklng people— any amount; hut longer, so he plucks up enough .... .. people definitely arid conspicuously undersigned, F erris L. Strait, has by ago to touch It with his paw. Then, an order of the above entitled court, ngly— not one. realising that It h y not hurt him, he been appointed as executor o f the smells It and rolls It ever and over estate o f Davie P. Strait, deceased, with his nose. Then, after he has sat­ and that he has duly qualified! as isfied his curiosity, he walk* away and Yamhill Coun ity A Abstract Co such executor. lea ve » the beetle to go Its way if he J. H. g i b iSON. : Mgr. 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