Newberg Graphic j favor, H. W O O O W A K » K dltor& ad P t W u k t r I <r«rr Tkindij >ortli( « ■ m : Ormatale B o lid i« * , Mo. SM Vlimt Street a ta o a o a : O « e o . W klto SS: R ostdeaee. B loc «7 Kaloimd o t U o bm M n oi M ow barf, O reaoo, • tu r. $2.00 Per Year in Advance TBUB8DAY, DECEMBER 19, 1918, It your subscription expires with Che clone of the year it will be well do renew at once and thus avoid missing any copies. Speaking of war relics, returning soldiers will bear in mind that the borne folks will be fairly well sails' fled with an off hand description o f the cooties. "Be Sorry for the Boys a Bit" is the title of a poenf from the pen of W a Wheeler Wilcox which we atom place to this week. It will bear a careful reading by mothers Stridently conditions in Portland are getting back to "normal" again since the signing of the armistice. The usual number of burglaries and housebreakings are now being not- « 1 in the city papers. While the war lasted longer than snoot people thought it would, the fellows who had "Inside informa tion" and who asserted and re-as- narted that it was likely to extend over a period of six to tea years proved to be the poorest guossera of There is said to be a Jewish tra dition that the only effective rem edy for a plague is to hold a mar riage ceremony in a cemetery. Where is the Newberg couple to try « u t this cheery proposition on the flu ? For years the idea prevailed in th is country that one’s education w as not quite complete until a few months at least were spent in Ger many. A number of our fellows have recently taken up advanced work over there and appear to be good. while the amount ’ly" the citlsens of LaPayette "de sire and expect" the paving to come bring pleasure for the time only their way. and a very Interesting scrap over the matter is to be ex Does the flu bug select its vic pected. A paved highway is an **-( tims at random by chance shots or set that is well worth striving for does it carefully avoid the unafraid and with a little further extension and happy-go-lucky individuals ? of the system it will be hard to lo This question was prompted on cate the fellows, who, with voice and Monday afternoon when a thick, icy pen. fought the six million dollar cold fog had obscured the sun's rays bonding bill two years ago. Even all day long, thus adding to the Barnntt Y. Roe. who in Demos discomforts of the increasing list of thenic and Ciceronian thundering flu victims, and when a well de tones denounced the proposition in veloped girl of high school age an argument held at Duncan’s hall tripped along the street clad in a in Newberg during the campaign, low necked, thin silk dress without has driven his new Chevrolet over hat or wrap of any kind, and the paved road to Portland and out boarded the train as chipper as a over the Columbia Highway and is cricket on a balmy afternoon in the loud in his praises of the work and says everybody sbould take their month of June. visiting friends for a ride over the Verily, war In wreaking ven magnificent drive.*. geance on the enemy is no res pec tor of persons. Joyce Kilmer, who It seems that Senator Vinton’s wrote the following lines, was killed proposition to plaqe a tax of a cent in action in Prance, August 1: a gallon on gasoline used by motor vehicles is a fair proposition. Ev I think that 1 shall never see erybody wants good roads and this A poem lovely as a tree. is especially true of automobile and A tree whose hungry -mouth is truck owners. It takes money and pressed lots of it to build roads that will Against the earth’s sweet flowing stand the traffic these days but It 7 breast. is S splendid investment if the money is wisely expended. With A tree that looks to Qod all day the tax as proposed the man who And lifts her leafy arms to play: does little driving over the roads A tree that may in summer wear will pay a nominal amount during A nest of robins in*her hair; the year, while those who are con Upon whose bosom snow has lain; stantly pounding over the roads Who Intimately lives with the rain. will pay more, and thlg. is as it Poems are made by fools like me, should be for they wear out the roads to a much greater extent than But only God can make a tree. do the moderate drivers. Thoee The dates for the other numbers who have access to paved roads, of the lyceum have not been fixed, such as we have between Newberg as lyceum bureaus are all "up in and Portland' aifd up the Columbia. the air," owing to? the flu that Is River, will save enough In the wear prevalent all over the country and and tsar of their machines in one which knocks out all man-made ar season to make It easy for them to rangements for public gatherings. pay an extra tax and such roads are The Ellison-White burepu Is furn going to be demanded for the main However, the ishing bed and board for a lot of arteries of travel. lyceum people who are held up in people must understand that It Portland' and the heavy cost entail costs money to build such roads and ed scatters into thin air all visions if they demand this class of work of profit for the year. To add to they must make up their minds to the necessary pressure. their grief, Mr. Ellison, who went stand to Australia some months ago to Paved roads don’t come by chanced superintend their Chautauqua and It takes money to "grease the lyceum work which they started in skids." that far away clime this season, has been held tip in quarantine for BERNSTORFF AND THE AMERI several weeks on account of the flu CAN PRESS and doubtless he Is fully persuaded ’ere this that the flu "bug is not to Ambassador Bernstorff paid dear be sneezed at. ly for a bit of knowledge he could Where is the man of a more magnanimous and forgiving spirit th a n the local newspaper publisher w h o cheerfully capitulates when he A soldier stationed at Vancouver I s requested to say some nice things in discussing the cigarette question About the late lamented and highly in the columns of the Oregonian esteemed fellow eitizen, who, when says: “Six months afeo when I en la good health, persistently turned listed I wondered what kind of a a deaf ear to all appeals made to soldier I would make if I didn’t Aim to pay up his delinquent sub- j smoke. I was willing to be con scription account. vlnced and ready to take my first smoke if anyone would offer a good In Germany, when the price of reason why I should start. To my mews paper rose to six cents a pound surprise. I didn't find anyone who tk* government made an allotment would even offer me a cigarette the ot print paper to the publishers second time. Every fellow wished mad also gave assistance to the he was as lucky and had never newspapers by bearing part of t).e started himself. I have asked a advanced price. In this country thousand or more men during my when the price of paper went to time here what they think about *ix and three-quarter cents the smoking, and have the first one to government increased the p «tags find who doesn’t say he wished he on newspapers and asked for more had never started. When fellows .free publicity. who have tried tobacco for a num ber of years say they would be bet Here are some figures to ponder ter off without it can we blame a «over. The cost of the war to all university president for suggesting belligerents up To January 1. 1919. at a public meeting that “those who is estimated by the Federal Reserve want tobacco should be expected to Beard at two hundred billion dol buy It themselves?” ta il Deaths from starvation in Europe since the war began were -Practically all the men who are 4,750.000, as compared with 4,250 - in the army were busy when they 4190 killed in battle. No figures aie entered the, service, and if business a t hand to Indies*« the number who activities resume normal conditions must go through life maimed as a we see no reason why the returning result of the war soldiers may not be easily absorbed with the hum of industry that must Of the many suggestions made re come with the progress of the coun garding a fitting memorial for Ore try that is naturally to be expected. gon soldiers, the one fty building a Those who have been farmers will highway encircling Mount Hood ap naturally go back to the farm and peals to us most. Such a road others will return, very largely, to would be easily accessible from the the avocations to which they were Columbia Highway «and the two accustomed before entering the ser Many who were students combined would make a scenic vice. drive that could hardly be equaled should, and no doubt will repume In the world. Mount Hood is the their studies and complete their Logged-off pride of Oregon and such a road courses In college. would make it comparatively easy lands, swamp land and irrigation for visitors in the state to see the projects which are being discussed grand old mountain peak at close in connection with the problem of finding satisfactory employment for range. the returning soldiers we think will The Graphic is not read as widely not avail very much. With the a s ths Oregonian but copies travel usual cutting of government red la many directions regularly, reach tape the boys will be pretty well ing subscribers In Canada, England "absorbed” before said wheels be smd France, and even invading gin to turn. This is our guess. China. Recently a resident of Chi cago wrote that he had read one of In commenting on the proposed She Major Clark letters in the paving of the road from Newberg Graphic and asked to have a copy to (be Junction of the LaFayette rant skiing another one of the letters' and Dayton roads near the North sent to bis address. This week a Dayton Southern Pacific Railroad lady sent In for extra copies, saying station the coming season, the Day- she wanted to send papers to Can Loa Tribune eaye: "Obviously our ada and Scotland. In this coaaec- peoale desire and expect the com- tlon It may not be amine to say tkatUleUon of the road to McMinnville a couple of dollars Invested in a by Dayton In the near future,” but year’s subscription will make a very adds this: "County Commissioner acceptable holiday present for a Allan Informed ane of our citlsens friend. 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It is im many patrons. Travelers gather at possible for a newspaper to have a the station and wait and wait, lis concealed policy. All its thoughts tening for the whistle of the engine. and actions stand out in the clear When this is heard they go to the gaze of public scrutiny. The Amer platform, expecting to see the train ican people are the most intelligent any moment, but often half an hour and analytical newspaper readers in will pass before It rounds the curve the world and are quick to detect a below town and comes puffing in. newspaper’s deviation from the What happens between the time public service to ulterior manipula the whistle is first heard and the tion. A newspaper that sells Itself time the train gladdens the eye of to the railroads or any other pow the waiter, remains a mystery. It erful special interest soon betrays is a cause of much speculation and its slavery. A newspaper fed on many Jokes have been cracked over brewery subsidies is required to the slow and uncertain train. A earn them and the public soon sees man at the station the other day where Its editorial policy is head ing. In the same way the public noon drew a correct conclusion from the pro-German propaganda of the - few obscure or uninfluential sheets | which the German ambassador was j able to buy or subsidize. Bewailing his Inability to hire decent newspaper men to carry on his propaganda^ Bernstorff frankly told Berlin that "It Is particularly difficult to find suitable persons for help of this sort, and to this, as well as the Lusitania case, we may at- tribute the shipwreck of the Ger man propaganda initiated by Herr Dernberg.” A newspaper must, of necessity, ’ BREAK UP A C0LB M A DAY "wear its heart upon its sleeve." Its duty and allegiance, of course, are to the public, and it is an utter impossibility for it to serve two masters.. 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