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> HAB TO UN YOU SPELL YOUR NAME? Net Really Offensive, In View (To Marching Through Georgia.) ef the Pact That There Are Bring the good old bugle, boys! Many Wl*e Cannot we'll sing another aoag— rnmmmmt Sing It with the spirit that will G ut job spall jo u r m iddle Beam ■tart the world along— oorrectly. I f ao, be proud o f that Sing it as we need to sing It, sever ' fact, for there are a lot o f men in al million strong. Indianapolis who cannot. While we were marching to Berlin. A t one o f the draft registration Chorus— | rooms Thursday the men who were Hurrah! hurrah! we bring the Ju- typing the names from the cards # bilee! kept a record o f some o f the m iddle Hurrah! hurrah! the flag that names that the registrants were un makes you free! able to spell. So we sang the chorus while we A young man who had always charged to victory. written his name with the m iddle While we were marching to Berlin. “ I,” unthoughtful o f the morrow, was confronted suddenly with the How the Poilu8 shouted when they spelling o f the name for which it heard the Joyful sound! How the women thanked us. which stood. He wrote it Isaac, then said he guessed that wasn’t just right, our mighty army found! How the children cheered us when but it would do. released from underground. Another was named > for Grover While we were marching to Berlin. Cleveland and had been accustomed to write the name “ Grover C.” Yes, and there were other n^n who When he took the pen to sign his wept with loyal tears. full name to the card, he wrote When they saw the honored flag “ Grover” with a flourish, added they had not seen for years; Hardly could they be restrained the “ C,” then stopped short A t last a bright idea struck him. He from breaking forth in cheers. While we were marching to Berlin. took his eyes from the wall at which he had gazed for inspiration and ••Pershing's dashing Yankee boys looked at the top o f the card to see will never reach the Rhine," how the registration officer had So the boasting Kaiser said, before spelled the name. He copied that we crushed his line. spelling on the bottom line. He'could not believe that we would V irgil, as a m iddle name, proved force him to resign. a stumbling block for another regis While we were marching to Berlin. tran t H«^ finally wrote it “ V ergal." # — Indianapolis News. So we made a thorouhgfare for freedom and her train, A. thousand miles in latitude, ten thousand to the main. Kultur fled before us for resistance was in vain. While we were marehteg to Berlin. Thus we hurled autocracy from a benighted land. Thus was freedom’s banner raised hy a united band, May it float forever, never soiled •CARING A GERMAN. by despot’s hand. Because we avere marching to Berlin D uring the German retreat the — C. W. Bradshaw, enemy’s last rear-guard action was November 1$, l f l g . made j>y hostile planes that flew back over the American lines. One o f these planes area flying THK nr 1HTER SIDÉ. over a big field in the direction o f a town where American "T ow must be prepared to make French troops were stationed. At the edge tor th a t” answered o f this town an American machine gunner had his machine well camou the patient p a trio t" flaged, waiting for just such a tar “ G ood!” get. Just as the German flyer got “ In fact, every time any grocer half way across the field the Ameri tells me diet butter has gone up again I say, ‘Praised be the L ord ! can opened fire from his hidden po A man with my income couldn’ t sition. “ D id you get him ?” his captain even buy e fair substitute in Ber asked. lin.’ ” — Birmingham Age-Herald. “ N o, sir,” answered the gunner, “ but I must have scared him a hit, PAM UP PREACHING. because he dropped all three o f his First Private (over there at s rest bombs together out in this vacant .sta tio n )— There’s s bishop* coming field and beat it back about aa fast to preach to ns at nine in the morn as a bullet could travel.” — Paris ing and a vandevjlle star to dance S ta n and Stripes. fo r yu at ten.” Second Private— Wake me up at Subscribe (or the Graphic and ret torn— Life. the hom< OffOOOOOO OOO OO GGO CO OO OO OO OO ♦* • ^'• ♦c^c^oO O W O O O O O O O O O O O G A LITTLE OP BOTH. Aunt Nancy was visiting an army I camp and as she approached some rookiee were sitting on thejr heels and then rising to ,a standing posi tion in perfect unison. “ What are the boys doing now ?” she asked. “ Why, thorn are the setting-up ex ercises,” explained an obliging ser geant. / “ Humph,” remarked auntie. “ Looks to me m ore like eettin’ down ARE YOU THANKFUL? If not you hitve got just a few days to get that way— everybody m ost be thankful on Thursday, November 88, the biggest Thanksgiving day the world has ever known. Get the Thanksgiving spirit in your system NOW and keep it there all the time— bring it w ith you to the big Community sing at Duncan’s H all at 4 o’clock in afternoon of the 88th. Take a squint around the home and see if you oonnot figure where a few little articles o f hoasehold furniture will add to the Thanksgiving cheer in the household. TIME OUT. “ D o you believe in peace without victory,” asked the p a triots person o f the facetious feller. “ You bet I do,” was the reply. And when the replier came to, he looked about m ournfully and re marked, “ Say, you wns a little hasty, but I forgive you. I was going to add Tor Germany.* ” FEMININE GEAR. “ W e’re talking o f taxing gowns, feee powder, feathers end silk hos iery,” remarked Congressman Wom bat “Wen?” “ I hope the women won’ t cite that as an example o f man-made laws.” -— Louisville Courier-Journal. DESCRIBED. A PERFECTION HEATER W ill warm up the cold corners of the house where (there is no chimney for a stove— useful, ornamental and economical, WARMTH FOR ANY ROOM Upstairs, d ow n sta irs— wherever, whenever need ed—this handy Perfection O il Heater spreads gener» ous glowing warmth—adds a touch of cheery com fort to any room . Y ou will surely need one this winter to chase away the chills. C onic invalid let us show them to you. Laridtf-Prince . “ W hat was his excuse fo r asking exemption ?” “ An interesting one. T on know he’ s just a little past forty. H e says he ie perfectly w ilbng to go and fight the Hun, but the way the Boche is retreating now he’s afraid he won’t be able to run fast to catch up to him.” AN EXULTANT DEBTOR. 7 ^ 7 T ^ w -T — a m t the market affords nothing better. t « ra r- A Lisle Roaster Is good not only for thei Thanksgiving dinner t butj for every day in the year parts of it can be used by the lady who prepares year meals. We have them in a variety o f sixes at very moderate Vrioet consider iag that they are class “A” merchandise. I JUST A FEW Of thope little 8 quart Aluminum pcdccttion *«• * * * * * * * * * * * Q»- pMBayjgsgo ~ T“ 'u ^ “ * “ yo” SEASONABLE MERCHANDISE Universal L and} Kits, T ham es Bottles, Heaters, Ranges, Certainteed Roofing Paper, Reefing “ Y ou owe your country some thing,” remarked the prudent per son. “ No doubt about it,” replied the oonfident citizen. “ Am ong other things I owe my country all my credit w ill stand for lib erty bonds.” Paint, Fencing W ire, Plows, Harrows, etc.,— we are prepared to serve yon at prioesthht w ill please If it's Hardware or Implements you need talk to L arkin -P rince H ardware C o . v • PROVIDING FOR THE FUTURE. “THE BIG HARDWARE STORE.” “ Do you lay anything by fo r a rainy day?” “ No, sir. These Liberty bonds art Horae and auto livery at the Money to loan on good security by for protection against possibilities o f Commercial barn. Open all night. Clarence Butt, attorney. 43tf something worse than a mere rain Storage furnished. 44tf storm.” For Sale— 2 0 * acres o f land 2 ft For Sale— Full blood Golden miles northeast of Newberg near SURE ENOUGH. Comptne cockerels at $3.00 each Springbrook. Good buildings, with and they are fine birds. Andrew spring water piped to bouse and Kersey, R. 2. 8-9 pd barn. Price $6,000. half cash, bal ance on time. See Marks Mills at “ I know,” replied the bright little Bounty— Chehalem and Yamhill place, or address Z. Mills, _ Parma. boy. “ How to pronounce the names Wolf Club will pay $50 for old coyote Idaho. 7tf o f a lot o f those French towns.” acalps and $15 for cubs. H. C. Baker. “What lesson is the war teaching us?” asked the teacher. y > For Sals— 1% acres, four house, woodhouae, good well, ily orchard. A bargain If soon. Mrs. George W. Sjtow. berg, Oregon. room fam taken New 4tf For Sale— Seven year old black mare, weight about 1100 pounds, will work anywhere. Also buggy in good condition. W. E. Williams 8prlngbrook, Phone 10 A 61. tf THE REASON. For Sale— Prune trees, shade trees, strawberry plants, shrubbery “ They don’t seem to be making aa of all kinds. Newberg Feed A Seed much as they might o f this Cham Co. * Ttf pagne success id France, do they?” “ I suppose Mumm’s the word.” Holstein bull at my place on Portland road, quarter mile east of Newberg— $1.50 cash in advance. Walter Wilson. 22 pd SUCCESS CARD OF THANKS yen/ S P E C IA L ANNOUNCEMENT It affords us a great deal of pleasure to announce that the production of Ford cart has been resumed in a limited way, and as soon as possible our factory w ill release them selves from such war work as they have undertaken and again concentrate on production of our staple, “ The U ni- venal Car.” ^ A i J So as to enable the factory to make a just and equitable distribution it (is necessary to have an idea of each terri tory’s immediate needs so that shipments may come forward. Therefore, it is nrged that anyone desirous of obtaining one o f these excellent ca n place their order at onoe. Prompt and oourteous attention w ill be given and reasonably quick delivery asaared. ANDERSON MOTOR CO. irized Agents Attended onr efforts at the opening of our To all those who sent flowers and showed kindly sympathy in other ways In our recent bereave Auto springs. Hart’s shop. 2tf ment, we extend our Blncere thanks. C. P. Lunstrom and family. Call Red 108 for your Spirella ---------- o---------- corset. , 18 tf Demand For Telegraph Operators Jersey bull kept at Commercial Young men and women trained barn. 3»tf in few months under the supervi Have that plow sharpened at Me- sion of a successful Dispatcher. In dorsed by Railroads. Opportunities Coy Bros.’ garage for 35c. to earn expenses. Write for Bulle tin. Telegraph Dept. 218 Railway Oliver chilled plows and repairs Exchange Bldg.. Portland, Ore. 8-11 for sale at Hart’s shop on Main street.. 6tf * Notice Lost— Conklin pen,Initials O. A. PETERSON BROTHERS of Hills *R. Finder please leave at Graphic boro, are the only authorised dealers office. It selling Cleveland Tractors In Yam hill and Washington'counties, Ore For Sale— One well bred Jersey gon. Others representing them oow coming fresh in March. P. D. selves to be either authorised deal Healy, R. 3 It pd ers or agents for Cleveland Tractors are mis-represen ting the facta. Mc- LOANS— Lowest rates, no delays; Neff Tractor A Auto Company, Dis mortgagee bought. Attorney B. A. tributora Cleveland Tractors for the Kllks, McMinnville. States of Oregon and Washington. 1 DRAIN TILE, Place your order with Spaulding Logging Co., and you will get No. 1 Tile. Stf Attention o f Stock Growen Waaloy Soyas wants your fat cat tle, mutton, lambs, veal and goats. Attention— Our popular chicken R. F. D. No. 2, phone Blue 148. 3tf pie supper at Baptist church Thurs day, December 12, 6 to 6 p. m. S-f Read This Notice to Parties Riding For bargains in new and second hand goods call at Nash’a Second Hand Store, 204 First St. 31tf Bicycles You must see that your bicycle Is properly lighted. Also the State V or Rent— • acres adjoining and City laws must be more closely Newberg on west, in cultivation; observed by parties operating bi good bous#, barn and fruit. Call cycles, motor cyclaa, autos or horse drawn vehlolae. City Marshal. 6 -t Blue 161. Jas. Hamnatt. |-| * Big Sale On Saturday, November 23, and the crowds are still thronging the Store for the many bargains in Clothing, Dry Goods Shoes, Notions . and Every Article in Onr Immense Stock ~ i *“ * »* A ik “ 7 who have attended the Sale and they w ill attest to the gennineneaa of our offerings. SHOP HOW— EARLY— before the bargains get low, and lay np for Christmas. . We wish yon all a Joyou* Thanksgiving— then join the orowdi and “ fill np” with your winter’» m pply while you can car aave from 1 0 % to 2 5 % 4 • « D. M. Nayberger Masonic Building McMinnville, Oregon
