URGES MORE FISH AND GAME
Kentucky Newspaper Believes U p
suits In Some Places More Prent
able Than Farming.
Business Prestige
WEARING ON SAILORS' NERVES' t A N DEFY SUBMARINES NOW
Effect of Fog Bank While on Convoy Men May Remain In Water Indefinitely 1
WSen Incased In New
Duty Is Almost Beyond Lands-
i
“ Safety" Suit
man's Imagination.
In Maine, in Canada, in the
Rocky mountains and in other parte
o f the country where game abounds,
or where fish abounda, many resi
dents make a profit upon the nat
ural resources of their vicinage by
guiding visiting sportsmen, by board
ing them and by serving their needs
in other ways. Game wardens ia
J Kentucky have suggested that Ken-
j tucky mountaineers make an effort
; to conserve fish and game and cap-
' italize resources which once were and
should again be more fruitful than
farming where the little cornfields
are slanting and the yield from erod
ed soil is small. There are sections
o f the mountains in which farm land
is fertile, but there are considerable
areas, providing excellent cover for
game, in .which fa m in g as practiced
is not very profitable. There are
mountain streams which would be
ideal for the purposes of the angler
if there were sufficient interest in the
counties they traverse in aiding the
fish and game commission to enforce
the laws conserving fieh.— Louisville
Courier-Journal.
More comfortable than howling
gales, the fogs that drop a thick gray
blanket over the seas are far more
wearing on the nerves, writes Her
man Whitaker in the New York In
dependent. Imagine half a dozen de
stroyers guarding a 30-vessel con-'
voy. At night a fog bank closes
around them before they can scat
You wlU lind the
ter, and from an exact science navi
U. S. National Bank
gation degenerates into the blind
groping of a blind navigator over
adaptable to every
blind seas.
possible bon k in g
Not a commander in our fleet but
need.
has collected an assortment of night
mares in such weather to last him
the rest of his life. Not a sailor
that cannot relate hair-raising expe
riences as this:
“ Out of the thick pea-soup fog a
huge black freighter suddenly rose
on our bows. As we swung on our
heel with one screw reversed a de
stroyer came shooting at us from the
opposite quarter. Avoiding her, we
almost ran down another steamer.
I tell you for a while gray hell was
loose there on a black sea.”
They have not always escaped,
THOUGHT MUCH OF HIMSELF either. Fogs have caused casualties,
but so far, thank G od ! no fatalities!
Certainly This Young Man CoulS Net
Nevertheless their dangers, in sum
Bo Claoood so Bolng Solf-
ming up our fleet’s work, have to be
Deprecating.
added to storm and tempest, mine
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v
Speaking at a dinner, Booth Tar- and submarine.
kington, the author, referred to the
beautiful opinion that some men
OH, GLEE!
Its courses o f study are arranged to give that broad cul
have of themselves, and told the fol
ture which should be the possession o f every intelligent man
lowing story as an example:
and woman, which includes Philosophy, H istory and
Some’ time ago a young man pro
posed marriage to a chsrming girl
P olitical Science, the Languages, B iblical L itera
with every assurance of ordering the
ture and H istory, M athem atics, B iology, Chem istry,
cake and the wedding belle, but the
Physics, Public Speaking, H om e Econom ics, M usic.
fair one told him that she could only
be | sister to him, and not much o f
Last year a Com m ercial Course was added, which
a sister at that
proved to be popular.
"Tell me,” exclaimed the discon
certed admirer, "why you spurn me
For Catalogue and further inform ation
in this heartless way after having
led me on ?”
“ After having led you on 1” an
swered the girl, with a freezing
glance. "What do you mean?”
" I mean just this,” answered the
dieoarded youth. "D id you not tell
Melancholy Microbe— That guy
me that the gypsy fortune-teller pre
doesn’t have anything to do with us
dicted that you would marry a hand
some, brilliant young man, with the diseases at all.
Grouchy Germ— Yes, I know; he’s
ia the way you receive our bread. And faoe of a Greek god and a voice
it ia delicioua. Made from the higheat
the
giggle microbe.
sweeter than silvery chimes
grade flour in a clean bakery, it leavea
Philadelphia Telegraph.
VERY TINE on* •! «o r Checking A c
count depositors writes e chock—ho
pieces the stomp e! PROGRESSIVENESS
upon hie transactions. This naturally
r halpa to build up his standing in both
the commercial and financial world.
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N O T I C E - !
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W HITE STAR
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o f Chehalem Center church
Single season $20; two sea
sons $35. J. S. GRAVES
S T R E A M LIN E P LA N E S BE8T.
NEW S H E L L FOR T H E NAVY.
The speed of all airships is very
materially
influenced by seemingly
Every small boy know* how to
trivial
projections
which offer resist
"skip” a stone. He picks out s flat
ance
in
its
passage
to the air. When
one for the purpose, and if he can
the
object,
whether
this be a gaso
make it skip more times than the
line
tank,
a
bomb
dropper
or any
other boy’ s stone, he says, "Yah, I
other
accessory,
ia
made
on
stream
kin beat y o u !”
lines
the
resistance
it
causes
is
three
A round atone can be made to skip,
or
four
times
less
than
when
it is
but not so well. Often a projectile,
striking the water, will do the same n o t One builder added two kilo
thing. It is what an expert in ballis meters an hour to the speed of his
plane simply by giving the stream
tics calls a “ ricochet”
The United States navy has newly line form to the rubber shock receiv
adopted a kind o f shell that will not ers of his landing apparatus. And if
ricochet It ia a diving shell. If, in the pilot lets such an object as a ret-
a sea fight, it hits an enemy vessel roscope, an altimeter or a revolution
squarely, well and good. But if it meter project from the car it will
strikes the water 100 feet away, say, reduce his speed by at least six kilo
short of the target, it plunges and meters an hour. A machine gun
explodes two or three seconds lster. will have almost the same retarding
A cup-shaped nose makes the shell effect.
act that way.
M ONEY IN H E R B E
People who grew medicinal herb«
laat year found them a paving
crop. One ounce of belladonna seed
ia enough for an acre and yields
from five to aix tona. Inst year bel
ladonna realized $100 a ton. Colchiv
cum ia another paying plant, the
roots fetching 12 cents a pound and
the seeds 48 cents. Dozens of other
plants are wanted, including hen
bane, digitalis, valerian and camo
mile. The supply o f dandelion is
quite inadequate to the demand.
LOOKING FOR TR O U BLE.
Members of the University o f
Pennsylvania base hospital unit,
known officially as United States
Base Hospital No. 20, will give the
U-bcats and the kaiser the merry
" h a ! ha f” when the unit gets started
for France, if a campaign which was
launched recently is successful.
Maj. J. B. Carnett, commander
o f the unit, has received a “ safety”
suit which it is desired to purchase
for every one o f the 250 members.
To do so will require $3,000, and the
officers, nurses and enlisted person
nel started to raise the amount nec
essary to provide the suits.
By wearing the suit it will be pos
sible for a person to remain in the
water indefinitely. The suit, about
the upper part of the body, is lined
with fiber, which makes it buoyant.
The soles of the shoes are lined with
lead, which keep the feet down and
maintain the body in an upright po
sition, even though from exposure
the wearer o f the suit should become
unconscious.
The suit is easily donned, and,
after a few minutes’ practice, can be
put on by the wearer without assist
ance. In the front is a pocket which
can be used to hold sustenance or
stimulants. — Philadelphia
North
American.
Every woman loves
nice little busidles o f fabrics the
stores have pampered us with for
years. It’ s such fun to look them
over, and feel them and hold
up to the light and wet them
wash them. The sample fever
something awful once you catch it—
conies in flashes, like malaria— sends
you scooting into a store just to get
a few, or rushing out to the mail box
all hours o f the night with a letter
requesting others.
This is no time to ask for samples
of wool goods— or cotton or silk,
either. The National Retail D r;
Goods association furnishes figures
which show, there is an average of
1 per cent given away in samples.
That surely is altogether too big a
waste for war times— and an abso
lutely needless waste, too.
Suppose we just forget that there
ever were such things as samples for
a while. It’s a mighty little thing
one way— the way that affects the
individual; a whopping big matter
in its effect upon the cloth-making
inductries o f the whole country.—
By Reinette Lovewell o f the Vigi
lantes.
B EA R NOT R E A L L Y B LU E .
Contrary to a belief popular
among big-game hunters that the
blue glacier hear o f Alaska if o f s
distinct species, A1 Hasselborg, who.
with Dr. Harry S. Worth, curator of
mammals at the Univergity of Cali
fornia, has made a spec ial study of
these animals, asserts that the great,
morose haunter o f the ice rivers is
no more than a color phase o f the
common black bear. Mr. Hassel*
UP-TO-DATE MASK.
borg, who has been studying AlaskaU
Mollie— Are you going to the mas l>ear for nearly twenty years, is re
garded as one of the best-posted men
querade?
Chollie— Sure thing. I ’m going in the territory on the animals.
as a soldier.
IT WAS COMING TO HIM.
“ I’ll bet I’ll know you.”
" I ’ll just bet you won’t.”
Mr. Henderson— Here’s where
“ Why, what are you going you live and I ’ve just rung your
to wear?”
doorbell. Can I do anything else for
“ A gas mask.”
you ?
Mr. Henpeek (loaded)— Yesh- -
GLOOM.
hie— just ring for the— hie— ambu
lance.
"Y ou agriculturists are going to
get a whole lot of money this sum
A GLIM M ER O F R ESPECT.
mer.”
“ Yes,” replied Farmer Corntosscl.
“ Has Hliggins any respect lor the
"But money won’t buy near what it truth?”
used to. It’s goin’ to be jest like it
“ A little. But about as fur as I
always was When the farr.ier gets ever knew him to go in expressing it
a whole lot o f anything the value was to celebrate Washington’s birth
seems to drap.”
day.”
STOCKING UR.
G A LLA N T.
Extra - Texted Tire»
The extra value o f the many
m to which fto c m Cmmmtry i
and Multi-M ilo C o ré Tire* a n «ob
jected, shows In cana gss vies on you*
Coma in today. Let ua show yon w hy
RACINE
Country Road
Multi-Mile Cord
TIRES
URGED TO FOREGO SAM PLES
"Goin’ to de masquerade ball to
night, Mike?”
"Sure.”
"W hat'll you call yourself?”
" I ’ m goin’ to make up as de
kaiser.”
UNCONDITIONAL SUR REN D ER.
SHOW A L IT T L E PEP.
"G ee!
You must want to get
your block knocked off.”
•“ Do you know what Kamerad
"Why the discouragement?”
"Nope. A guy’ll be there wid me
means, Mr. Huggins?” asked tht“
“ He called me a cheese.”
best goil. I want to give ’im an ex
“ I wouldn’t let that disturb me. sweet young thing’s little brother ‘
cuse to start somethin’ .” — Birming* Even in cheese there is such a thing
"Oh, yes. It means surrender.”
ham Age-Herald.
“ Righto! Well, you might as well
as
snappy
cheese.” — Louisville
Courier-Journal.
*ay iL Sister’s decided to get you 1”
Mr. Bacon— I see otff grocer has
started his garden.
- a .
Mrs. Baoon— I ’m glad of that
"Why are you glad ?”
"Because now he’ll not be out of
everything we want, perhaps.”
Extra Value o f
T H E IR FAILU R E.
“ I see where they have caught a
Boy— He called my sister names
gang o f thieves who have been loot*
Girl— But you have no sister.
Boy— I know I ain’t, but he ng apartments.”
“ Evidently, they were not shar|
»ought I had. and said she was
inough
for flat burglary.”
■oeseyed and 1 went for him.
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