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The unit proper, however, carries 90 % o f the load on the Dearborn Rear Axle, Heavy Springs and the Pruden Artillery Type W heels with guaranteed hickory spokes and felloes. Other Dearborn "quality specifications** are Bock Heavy Duty Roller' Bearings, Baldwin Roller Chains, Baldwin Steel Sprockets. Jack-Shaft and Back-Rod Hangers HOT ' . riveted to the frame, not merely bolted. H nVi »V. l f i l kt Track Cmjckimmem We can supply any kind at body M fit your requirements. Call, writ« or phone for specifications. C S . HAYNES Local A gent Rente 3, Box 156 SH ERW OOD. OREGON IDEAS MAY UNDERGO CHANGE South American’s Impression as to Qualities of American Soldiers Is 8ubject to Revisien. A-1 DRAIN TILE LUMBER BUILDING MATERIAL U N S H A K E N A D M IR A T IO N . UNDERTAKERS H O P S O N 'A E L L IO T T FUNERAL DIRECTORS—EMBALASOtS H on e draws or Auto Funeral Car a. preferred Satafadtoa Guaranteed O fcce sad Parlor. 705 aad 705 1-2 Fart Sami Phone. OfiaceCreea I IB. Rea. Blae IIS. Red 8 J . H. GIBSO N , M gr. T h e only Abstract Boolu in Yam hill County Y a m h ill C o u n ty A b stra c t C o . M c M in n v il l b . How the first American soldiers to arrive in Paris impressed the corre spondent o f a certain South Ameri can newspaper is indicated by the following excerpt from Inter-Amer ica. Large, slow, phlegmatic, the Americana filed through the streets of the city (Paris) without being af fected in the least by the “ parade.” They are dressed rather as cow boys than as soldiers, and they savor of the far West. Among them these is no display of gold lace, no fine trimmings, and barely an oak leaf, an eagle, or a star shows on their collars or shoulders to indicate their rank. They are strong and healthy, and they are not warlike. They give the impression of be ing good, frank, well-trained boys; and they will get themselves killed— since this is what they came for— and they will die in the Danteaque waste o f No Man’s Land with great valor, while seeking with their al most infantile blue eyea the maternal boaom o f their native heavens and the soft horizon o f the prairies. O rbuon “ Anyhow,” said the patient wom an, “ my husband is wonderful law- abiding.” “ In what particular way?” “ He isn’ t satisfied with one work ings day a week. He wants five or six.” D E A R E R H O T DOOS. French Officer (here aa instruct o r )— Pardon, m’sieu! All is peace I I aae no sign zat America is in ze war! Yankee Naval Officer— We’ ve plenty of signs— plenty I There’s one across tbe'street!— Judge. t o all w h o la b o re d 't o b rin g its EVERY MAN HAS HIS STAR co m p le tio n a b o u t . W e are n o w far Good Luofc Comas Only J. T . C arter is in M cM in n ville a b o u t re a d y tor o u r “ S ta n d a rd i W ith Uaa af Cain, to Aid Cam- za tio n R a lly " w h ich w ill be held this week o n jury d u ty . • munlcatlan, French any. on th e 2 2n d ot th is m o n th at M rs. Chas. Sallee called on the g y m n a siu m . A superstition the Americans have M iss C la ra W enger W edn esday. been taught to respect is that o f the M rs. L o u C arter w a s a Sun coin and the star. The French aay REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS d a y caller at the R. W enger nom e. that every man has his star, but he c^nH secure its influence fo f good M rs. M . B. Sleeper ot M o u n T itle & T ru st C o . t o E. C. luck unless he usee a coin to put him tain T o p visited w ith h o m e fo lk s C ou sen s 2 5 a in M . H all d 1 c sr3 in Communication with it, observes a S unday. w est $ 1 0 . * Paris correspondent. I f the proper E. E. S ta ffo rd an d wife t o A m y coin is used the star can be called N orm an and Ralph C o o k were v isitors o f Ifb w a rd B o y d on E. E d d y , 8 a in J am es B. G raves Ion to exercise its protecting virtue, d 1 c t 5 sr6 w $ 1 0 . ! and once this ban been established S a tu rd a y . ( W m . Clem m ena an d w ife t o G. there is no reason for the fortunate M rs. A. D avis and d a u gh ter, o f lo t 3 5 , H urleys soldier to worry further. The ques M iss E d n a, ot M ou n ta in T o p , E. H y a t t , tion in the minds o f the Americans were W ednesday v isitors ot M rs. su b d iv ision , $ 1 0 0 0 . is whether American coin will have W . C. B ry a n t. W m. C lem m ens and w ife t o ! any influence with the stars. M r. and M rs. R ay R ich, o f A lva G ore, eVi o f lo t 3 5 , H urleys j American soldiers have discovered, however, that the most popular cus- P ortla n d , and M r. and M rs su b d iv ision , $ 1 0 0 0 . C. W . H a w k in s an d w ife t o I tom with the French is that of rub- R ob ert Rich, ot New berg, are E lm ct, B i B ennett an d wife, 18a binS wine or bran,iy behind.the ears, ridge v isitors this week. * M rs. W alter Nagel and H o w in J oh n C arlin d 1 c t 4 sr4 w $ 1 0 . ! To man7 Americans this may seem , u a r . ' , ! an uncalled-for waste o f good French ard B o y d are ¡¿pending the week J o h n A. L a m b e rt and w ife t o b„ t the French » Id le r , be- end w ith .th eir sister M rs. W . B. C o r r ig a n , sm all tra ct in ¡¡eve implicitly’ in the practice. Sleeper o f M ou n tain T o p . Sam uel C ozin e d 1 c t 4 s r 4 w $ 3 0 0 The proper time to perform this H. V irgil M ills and w ile t o Fred action, according to the French, is M rs. F airba n k s has tra d ed her farm t o a Mr. W a tson to r his K in caid an d wife, 1 5 a in Benja- just before going into battle, when residence in P ortla n d , and b o th mine H e a te r d 1 c t 3 sr2 w $ 1 0 . tbe wine is push'd around to brace the nerves of the soldiers. No mat tam ilys are m ov in g the first ot W. C. C o o k a n d w ife t o J o h n ter how careful the dispenser o f the the week. and Nelly E. H u b b a rd , lo ts 17 t o wine or brandy is, there are always M rs. W. T. Evans received a 23 inclusive, C o t t a g e a d d itio n t o a few drops dripping from the con* letter th is week from her son M cM in n ville $ 1 0 . ! tainer. It is these that the soldiers Jam es w h o i s in the A ero C o rp s C a n n on C. M o re cro ft t o Rich- are anxious to catch. They hold sta tion ed a t W aco, T exas, s a y ard M o r e c r o ft a n d w ife und Vi their hands underneath and when ing he w o u ld m ake his first fligh t interest in 4 a in D av id R a m sey the drops o f wine or brandy fall on them they quickly rub the fluid be soon . d 1 c t 3 sr 3 w $ 1 0 . hind their ears. But few o f than L. H . A m o th an d w ife t o H. ever rub it on their tongues. WEST CHEHALE1 L. A m o th 3 6 .6 2 a in L ew is R ogers a n d J oh n A. M o n r o e d Lc i OUGHT TO BE S teirly Bush left S u n day fo r t 2 and 3 sr 3 w , $ 6 0 0 0 . P o rtla n d w here he w ill w o r k in F id elity G u a ra n ty In v estm en t a sa w mill. Co. t o Y am hill D evelopm en t & We are all g la d t o k n o w th a t In vestm en t C o. 5 4 6 .1 3 8 a in M rs. H . C. B aker is ra p id ly im J a co b H a w n an d H en ry B i t d d l c p r o v in g in health. t 4 sr4, $ 1 0 . Rev. P olla rd , ot M cM in n ville, preached a t the church S u n d a y MARRIAGE LICENSES in the absence ot Rev. S tan n a rd M azie B. B ick ford t o H a rley M r. and M rs. O m ar F en d all G. M cC all. and little son spent S u n d a y a f F annie L au gh lin t o M a rsh a ll tern oon w ith E. G. F en dall a n d fam ily^' ... t - - . ftw a a *. y - - SEEDS Q m a quarter century 'aa tl^ccognircd SEED HEADQUARTERS Diamond Poultry Foodt • f the Northwett it our ^Guarantee of Bee Supplies i Satisfactory Fertilizer! l b m Service " to You. fo r Cdtá/Otf fk> «¡W O R T I \ \ □ - '• ¡ f i s r i n c c> . y T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W C L A R E N C E B U T T W ill practice in all the courts o f the state. Special attention given to pro bata w ork, the w riting o f deeds, m ort gages, contracts and the d raftin g o f all lags! papers. N ew berg, O regon. O r n e a - Second Floor in Union Block t u if W .. ___ ..................... .................................. ............M M U i - M y N ■ C. R. CHAPIN LAWYER P ractice in all cou rts; Probate, Deeds, M ortgages and all legal pa peas. A b stracts exam ined. *H »v«rv « a m v s v r m m t m Dr. H. C. DENTIST I - Phones O ffice, W hite 22; Res. Red 128 j Dr.H.M.Massey to P. P. Hsu \\ D EN TIS T Office over First National Bank Phone Whit« 3-1 „V an V a lin D en ta l P arlors Ovar U S. Nattoral Saak Alice E velyn H o m e r t o Fred T he leader o f the C. E. m eet — erick M iller. ing fo r next S u n day night W ill be M iss L o is F en dall, th e t o p i c Priest Rejects a Unique Fee b ein g “ M a k in g the M o s t o f O ur * F a th e r D eolev had ju s t tied selves.” D R . A M . D A V IS the k n o t, says the C leveland “ Are you ante i f a genuine ?” R em em ber the “ spelling bee L eader. He lo o k e d e x p e cta n t. “ Every girl that’ s had it so far has I a t “th e m eetin g o f th e literary s o D E N T IS T T he bride lo o k e d sheepish, and had it tested.” ciety F rid a y even in g o f this P a t — , sh iftin g fro m one fo o t t o O ft to « « r a r F a r i a t a a ’ a O ra s « t o r a week in the D istrict N o. 10 E X E C U T IV E A B IL IT Y . a n o th e r, lo o k e d g u ilty . P H O N E B LA CK 3T sch o o l hou se. A t last he b egan : Executive ability* is the ne plus A. C . Seely, ot th is neighboY- “ I— I—d o n ’t like t o be m ane, ultra o f a foreman o f paramount h o o d w a s a p p o in te d as receiver fath er, b u t I ch an ged me cloth es ability. The embodiment o f one ot th e W estern M ilk C on d en sin g in a b u rry , an d left me w a g es in who can assume the onus o f the p la n t 'in N ew b erg a n d is n o w me o th e r p a n t s ." management, efficiently and system Littlefield & Romig j a ctin g in th a t ca p a city . T hen he added in a w h is p e r : atically, of an industry or any of L a s t F rid a y n igh t the m em “ T ak e m e d o w n in the cellar; I’ m its departments. Executive ability bers o f the L a d ies’ Aid S ociety a plum ber, a n d I ’ ll s h o w ye h o w includes three fundamental quali and SURGEONS and their h u sb an d s m et in the t o fix the g a s m eter s o ’t w o n ’ t ! fications, viz, administrative judg O ffice in A ra l N at’ l Bank Bldg. \ basem ent o f th e ch u rch house to register m ore th a n 4 0 per ce n t.” | ment, system and efficiency, and sci Phone, Black 31 entific technique. All are valuable celeb ra te th e a n n iv ersa ry of their o rg a n iz a tio n . Supper w a s serv ANTS M ILK THE A P H ID S 1 and necessary in any particular in dustry.— George W. Bowie, in In ed early in th e even in g by the la « w a m m w m M W dustrial Management. Insects Give Up as Contsntsdly as a dies and the even in g w a s spent Cow, in Return far Food | D R .T H O S . W ." H E S T E R in g a m es an d socia l com m u n ion and dhelter. NOT A B L E TO TELL. P hysician an d S u rgeon Jiggs— How does the new fire en How successive generations o f Office in Dixon Building^. , FERNWOOD ants learn to milk the aphids is a gine in your town work. ________ • Phaaaa: OMaa WUta 22, Raa. WblU 11 Biggs— Haven’t been able to prove mystery that cannot be explained on NEWBERG - - OREGON Ray W hite w a s called t o W as any theory of heredity, for, as the its efficiency yet. Every time we * * * * * * * * * * * « * «a ****# **«*# * c o M o n d a y t o take his physical Journal o f Hereflity points out, the had a fire the house has burned down ex a m in a tio n . ants which do the milking are work before we could get there.— People’s M iss M a e M cL e o d , o f P o r t er!, sexless insects that leate no off Home Journal. land, w a s a week end v isitor at spring. “ It is, therefore, quite im- D r . £ . £ . D a n ie ls IN T H E S E O U R T IM E S . poesible that they should transmit the W . A. Parrish hom e. C H IR O P R A C TIC M rs. R alph Gill and little Isa their training to offspring which He (bitterly)— So I ’m rejected, they do not leave.” PH YSICIAN bel w en t t o P ortla n d Sunday for am I ? , The “ milk” which the aphids give She— Y es; but you may come up a w eek ’s v isit w ith relatives. Edwards M d l, Opp. Psataffics np to the ants as contentedly as a for re-examination in six months’ LADY A TTE N D AN T W e are g la d t o learn th a t Mr. cow gives her milk, is the juice of time. and M rs. H. H. L iv e n g o o d are plants sucked up by the aphids and b o th g e ttin g better. T h ey have transformed in their bodies to a A L S O W H E N S H E '8 A B S E N T . e ÏCK 83 DÔDCKÎÔÔOÔOOOO been seriously ill fo r som e time. sirup o f invert sugar or glucose. “ Pa, when do they call a woman This is the so-called “ honey dew” W’e understand th a t the ladies an old hen ?” o f the F e rn w o o d R e d C r o s s au x often found in vast quantities on “ When she has become hopelessly plants. Some species o f ants merely iliary have finished there a llo t lick this up, but others strike the set in her way, my son.” i . . ..... ...... m ent ot p a ja m a s and will begin aphids to persuade them to “ give 0 P P 0 8 IN Q P H A S E S . Dots Local asd Lsag Distssc* w o rk on h osp ita l shirts Thurs down,” * just as the hired man of the H sb O be brattar», Rissa» d a y . We h op e there w ill be a faijn induces the cow. He— That man is strong enough aad Safas a Spsd alty large tu rn o u t o f w ork ers. In return for this service the ante to quell a riot. ' G rov er L iv e n g o o d m et w ith fight the enemies o f the aphids, r She— And I’ll bet he’s too weak to S . P . T im b e rla k e , P rop . # an a cciden t one d a y last week carry them to safety in rimes o f dan put down a carpet. O ffice phone Black 100 w hile w o rk in g in the w o o d s . It ger, take care of thpir eggs, place Residence phone Red 79 JU N G L E JESTS. w a s a t first th o u g h t th a t his the aphids where they will get the CH»MaC8»C8QOC8aC9ro^ arm w a s broken , b u t further ex- beat o f food and shelter them in Snake— Old Kangaroo looks kind Elmir nests in cold weather. The a m in a tion sh ow ed th a t it w as o f seedy— sort of down and out. aphids like the arrangement, for they n o t. A serious flesh w ou n d will Monk— Yea; on his last legs, as never try to escape. h ow ev er keep him from resum it wer* N O T C O M M E R C IA L IZ E D . in g w ork fo r som e time.. PHYSICIANS j \ The Newberg Transfer Co. T he F e rn w o o d p la y shed is at \ “ There seems to be a great deal last finished and afforded the o f meat in these packers’ investiga children shelter from the sn ow tion. storm o f M o n d a y du rin g their “ Yes, but, unfortunately, it can’ t p la y tim e. Great' credit is due be canned.” N A T U R A L L Y 80. “ Why do you call that actor a mis fit?” “ Don’t you see he is playing a crooked part in straight drams?” Monuments OF - V. A. VINCENT sf th« Nawbarg Feed Co.