DUNDEE
o f the second p a rt o f the evening:
Song—Battle Hymn o f the Repub H E WAS HUMAN PUNCHING BAG
lic by the audience, led by Prof.
Employs# of Automobile Dealer Called
Anderson.
In to Receive His Fourth Thrash
2. Recitation—“ America for M e,”
ing of the Day.
by Henry Van Dyke—E. 8. Greer.
8. Unfurling Old Glory and thé Sénrice
He walked in briskly, and said to
Flag and Unveiling o f the Honor
the man in charge:
Roll—B. S. Hunter and A . J. Palmer,
"Y ou are the one, I believe, who
G. A . R. veterans. Three cheers for
•old
me my second-hand motor P”
our enlisted men, led by B. 8. Hunter.
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O U R SAVINGS DEPARTM ENT
M rs. R. K . S u tto n in v isitin g
her d a u gh ter, M rs. H . I n S ay let.
NYONE o f any ago may opan a SAVINGS
ACCOUNT a t ' the United State« National
Bank upon making a first deposit o f $1.00
or more. In addition to haying one's m oney safe,
and convenient to get when needed, it is earning
SUBSTANTIAL INTEREST, parable Mmi-annu-
•U y. ,
M rs. C lark N oble spent the
w eek end a t her Red H ill hom e.
A
Thrift and W ar Sav
ings Stamp will also
help you save. Its pa
triotic, too.
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and woman, which includes Philosophy, H istory and
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it ia delicious. Made from the highest
grade flour in a clean bakery, it leaves
nothing to be desired. Try a loaf to
day and you’ ll want it again to-morrow.
Our piea and cakes, too, are fresh every
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(fine plants), cinerarias, primroses, ferns, fern dishes, gerani
ums, cal la lilies (hardy flowers), hydrangea, peonies. Roses
our specialty (strong plants). Low prices.
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Fresh Fruits and Vegetables''
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SILENT SALESMAN.
A gentleman went into a barber’s
shop to have his hair cut. Having
sat down in a chair, he glanced at
the looking-glass in front, and saw
reflected therein the attendant, who,
to his surprise, was wearing rubbar
gloves. This fact caused the gentle-
mfh to become curious, so he said to
the barber:
"Why do you wear rubber gloves
when cutting hair, my man V*
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"F or the purpose,” replied the a t
tendant, “ of keeping our celebrated
hair-restorer from causing hair to
grow on my hands.” He sold a bot
tle.
M rs. R o b e rt H u tcb cro ft, ot
Y am hill, is a gu est o f her sister-
in -la w , M rs. P o w e ll.
4. Addrees—“ Service"—T. A. Harper-.
M rs. H a rd w ick and Elm er M e- 5. Response on behalf o f parents—
W. S. Allan.
C leary, o f Salem , are v isitin g P .
6. Original Poem—“ Our Service Flag’ ’
T. K eyes a n d fa m ily. •
—Mrs. R. W . Swink.
B ru n o H om b erg e r b a d a s h o r t 7. Resolutions.
leave o f absence from ca m p d u ty 8. Song—8 tar Spangled Banner.
Mr. H a rp e r’ s ad d ress w a s a
la st w eek a n d spent it w ith rela
stron g a p p eal t o each o f his
tives and triends in Dundee.
bearers t o d o his o r her best t o
M rs. J oh n G o w e n , w h o h as
help in esta blish in g the " d e m o c
been v isitin g her sinter-in-law ,
racy o f th e w o r ld ,” th e g re a t
M rs. F ra n k T . K eyes, returned
task tp w h ich o u r enlisted men
M o n d a y t o her h om e in E astern
are d e v o tin g their - lives.
He
O regon .
closed w ith w o r d s ot ap p recia
M rs. M . A. D avis, from M i * tion t o th e p a ren ts ot o n r so l
souri, is v isitin g a t th e h om e o f diers. W m . S. A llan w a s called
her b roth er, L . J. Eddens. M rs. upon t o resp on d in b eh alf ot the
D av is w ill rem ain W est som e parents, w h o , w ith the G. A. R.
tim e, v isitin g relatives in D un veterans an d their w ives, w ere
dee and N ew berg.
guests ot th e evening. M r. Allan
paid
a w a r m trib u te t o the
A lbert Bajter an d fam ily are
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o f ’ 6 1 ,” a n d his sh ort,
m o v in g b a ck t o Dundee an d w ill
o cc u p y the B yers’ house o p p o s tra ig h t-fo rw a rd , earn est appre
site the h a rd w a re store. M n cia tion o f O ld G lo ry a n d w h a t it
B ak er w ill w o r k fo r the Dundee has m ean t in his life w ere feeling-
Jy expressed. M rs. R . W .S w in k ’ s
F ru it and W a ln u t C o m p a n y .
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poem , w ritte n fo r H b e o cca sion ,
° |d n e ig h b o r , ot M r a n d M r . . , , o|d |n
w h a t th e m o re p ro -
Elm er M cC orm a ck , o f Eugene,
saic w ere feeling b n t w ere unable
w ill be interested t o hear th a t
t o express. A n a p o s tro p h e t o
¿ b e y recently w elcom ed a n o th e r
ou r sold iers, en titled " A V oice
■»-boy t o their hom e. Their little
from - th e ; C o m m u n ity ,” w a s
fam ily n o w con sists ot three so n s
banded t o E. S. G reer w h o read
and a dau gh ter.
it and m o v e d its a d o p tio n . It
L ittle P au l K en n edy atten d ed w as u n a n im ou sly a d o p te d b y a
the Red C ro ss sew in g m eetin g rising v o te . T h e net proceed s o f
la st F rid a y w ith his m oth er. the evening w ere d iv id ed equ ally
He w a s h a p p y du rin g p a rt o f th e between the D undee W o m a n ’ s
d a y clip p in g clo th fo r c o m fo r t C lnb and the lo ca l Red C ross,
p illo w s fo r th e soldiers. P au l the la tte r’ s p o r t io n t o be expend
thinks th a t in som e w a y th e s o l ed in sen din g little co m fo r ts and
diers w ill learn t h a t he w o rk e d surprises t o ' o u r Dundee b o y s.
fo r them , a n d w e th in k so, to p . The resolu tion s a n d M rs.S w in k ’ s
E lm o Shann ah an , w h o h as poem fo llo w :
been a tte n d in g P acific C ollege,
A Voice from the Community
recently decided t o b n y a L ib e rty
T o y o n , o n r b ra v e, h eroic b o y s
B on d and d ela y his g r a d u a tio n w h o have con secra ted y o u r lives
five m on th s lon ger. E lm o is pu t t o the u n d y in g principles o f ju s
tin g him self th ro u g h colleg e and, tice and lib erty a m o n g all p e o
d eclin in g help fro m " D a d ,” has ples and all n a tion s, g re a t an d
g o n e t o w o r k a t T he Dalles, but sm all, w e co n v e y o n r p a trio tic
exp ects t o be b a ck a t college in greetin gs, and pledge t o y o n o n r
the tall.
m o ra l, m aterial an d financial
T h ose w h o did n o t a tte n d the
g a th e rin g a t C o m m u n ity Hall
la st S a tu rd a y even in g m issed the
grea test even t o f gen eral co m
m u n ity interest th a t h a s happen
ed since the d e d ica tio n ot the
co m m u n ity fla g la st June. A t a
recent m eeting o f th e Red C ross
it w a s decided t o m ake a co m
m u n ity
service flag.
Details
w ere left t o the m ilita ry relief
com m ittee w h ich ch ose M rs.
C harles R o b e rts o n , the m oth er
o f on e ot o u r soldiers, as chair
m an o f the fla g co m m itte e . The
W om en o f W o o d c r a ft, the L a
d ies’ A id, the Dundee D ram atic
C ln b and the Dundee W o m a n ’ s
C lnb each elected a m em ber to
w o r k on the flag, and la st week
w a s given o v e r t o its m aking.
A t the sam e tim e P rof. E. H . An
derson prepared a beautifu l H on
o r R oll o f o n r enlisted men.
There are eighteen sta rs on our
fla g, n o t all represen tin g a sol
d ier w h o enlisted d irectly from
D undee, b n t each on e h as a t
som e tim e been clo se ly connected
w ith o n r lives, an d o n r hearts
are b ig e n ou g h t o w a n t t o take
them all in, a t the sam e tim e re
jo ic in g th a t o th e r com m unities
are a ls o g iv in g th em h o n q r o f a
sim ilar kind. T h e d e d ica tio n of
the fla g and th e u n veilin g o f the
H o n o r R oll w ere the m ain fea
tures o f S a tu rd a y n ig h t’s enter
ta in m en t. T h e first p a r t o f the
even in g w a s ta k en u p w ith old-
fashioned p la y s a n d so n g s. The
p ro g r a m opened w ith "A m e ric a ”
then R ev. J. S ta n fo rd M oore
pleased the audience w ith t w o
v o c a l num bers. M iss Prances
E ddens, Jam es A llan and Owen
O w en s presented th e o ld fa v o r
ite, " T h e T ra in t o M a u r o .” The
ok ) sta n d a rd farce, " B o x and
C 6 x ,” closed th a t p a r t o f the
p rogram .
W illiam W ilson as
" B o x ” a n d N e w to n B ailey as
" C o x ” w ere fine in th eir respec
tiv e roles a n d a lre a d y Dundee is
cla m o rin g fo r th eir re-appear
ance. F o llo w in g is th e p ro g ra m
“ Yes, sir.”
“ I t hasn’t run since I bought H.”
“ Yes, sir.”
“ The tires crumbled in pieces on
the second day.”
“ Yes, sir.”
“ The paint flaked off, the elec
tricity wouldn’t splutter a spark, the
gas tank had a hole in the bottom,
and all the spark plugs were mine
ing.”
“ Yea, sir.”
"K now ing that I have no remedy
in the law, and that I can’t get any
thing back, I hare come in to do the
only thing possible. There being no
policeman within call, I propose to
give you the moat magnificent
thrashing that you ewer had.”
The man in charge touched a bell,
and another man appeared, rather
the worse for wear.
"Jim ,” he said, "how many times
have you been thrashed this morn
ing
"Three.”
"A n d your contract calls for— P” *
/F o u r .”
“ Pull off your coat and get ready
for this gentleman, and then you
can, if you like, take the afternoon
off. Kindly step outside in the road
way, sir, as I haven’t'read my morn
ing paper y e t ”
H A ZE L W O O D
PORTLAND
Promptly brings a check fo r all
t is worth. Ship your next ana
(to os and watch results. "S atis-
fled Shippers” is the secret o f our
Hazelwood Company
PORTLAND
TOWER’S FISH BRAND
REFLEX SUCKER,
is a corker
fo r »la y in g
G R EA T GHOSTS A T T H E FR O N T
Spooks Described as Resembling Vast
Pillars of White Smoke, Possibly
Intended to Poison Air.
One of the most mysterious hap
penings on the western front during
the pari autumn has been the appear
ance there from time to time o f what
our Tommies hare christened the
"fam ily ghost,” relates a writer in
London Tit-Bits.
He ia a veritable giant amongst
spooks, reaching to a height of sea»
eral hundred feet, and in form and
appearance resembles a pillar of
white smoke.
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It has been described by a close
observer as being perfectly straight
and apparently rigid as far as the
top, where it sprays round into a
knob. Altogether, it suggests a giant
stick of celery.
Much speculation has arisen as to
how the family ghost is produced,
and for what purpose. One theory
is that the giant pillars are intended
CHASE A UNTON
to poison the atmosphere with some
G RAVEL COM PANY
new kind of gas, and this is borne
out by the fact that, where they have
A ll kinds o f gravel for con
been observed during daylight, they
crete w ork,. cem ent blocks,
have appeared to windward of our
or
wood work furnished on
lines.
short notice.
On the ¿>ther hand, the atmos
pheric-poisoning experiments— if in
Telephone W hite 85
deed that is what they are—can
hardly have been very successful,
K*o#oaowo*owo*-:>«o*o*<>ao»o
since no smell or taste of gas, or
other deleterious vapor, has ever been
noted in connection with them.
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"W e’ll have to film this lari battle
T ie your flag and my flag,
scene
over again.”
And. oh, how proud are we!
"What’a wrong with it?”
To honor him who pledged hie life
‘T h e hero, who is supposed to
T o guard our liberty;
A father’s heart beats high with pride, club twenty men to death with the
A mother's eyes are dim.
butt of his rifle, accidentally struck
And every voice in the home land
one of the supernumeraries too
Rings sot in praise o f him.
hard.”
God bless the soldier boys.
"W ell?”
'Tis your flag and my flag,
"The ‘super’ retaliated with a ri
And, oh, how dear it ia!
rions uppercut and the hero won’t
W ith rad fo r love and blue for troth,
be able to act for several days,” —
And white for mother’« tears.
Birmingham Abe-Herald.
We leva thy stars, oh. Honor Flag!
Their strength and loyalty,
And may thy folds securely hold
And guard them sacredly.
God save our soldier boys.
•hipped to
r
s u p p o r t t o a v icto rio u s term in a
tio n ot th is w o rld w a r. W ith
a ssu rin g c o m fo r t w e keenly real
ize, th a t, gen era tion s hence, y o u r
deeds o f v a lo r w ill be recorded in
n a tio n a l histories, p erp etu atin g
y o n r h o n o r even a m o n g a g ra te
ful p o s te rity o f y o u r present foes,
w h o , e n jo y in g the blessings o f
person a ] lib erty . a n d n a tion a l
eq u a lity w ill, in co m m o n w ith
th e o th e r n a tio n s ot the w o rld ,
render h o m a g e t o y o u r heroic
ach ievem en ts
t h a t w ill
live
th ro n g h all ages. T h e eyes of
y o u r co u n tr y are n o w u p on y o u ,
an d o n r h ea rts are sw ellin g w ith
MOLASSES AND GASOLINE.
p a rd o n a b le pride in a n ticip a tio n
o f th e n ob le service y o n render
The plan o f substituting alcohol
t o liberty , ju s tice and hu m an ity. for gasoline in Australia receives lit
Our Service Flag
tle encouragement from a report of
T is your flag and my flag
the commonwealth advisory coun
That cheera the heart today,
cil o f science and industry. The en
And thrills the soul with pride for them tire available supply of sugar mo
In khaki suit and gray.
lasses, the most economical raw ma
With red and blue we pledge to you
terial, would yield only 4,000,000
In foreign land tonight— •
gallons yearly, and the imports of
For every star a hero’s heart
gasoline are already 17,000,000 gal
Upon its field o f white—
lons. To provide the new fuel in
Our own brave soldier boys.
sufficiently
large quantities is the
’Tis your flag and my flag—
problem. Of the 50,000 tons o f mo
Unfurl it to the breese;
L ift up your hearts and cheer for them lasses annually available for distilla
tion, one-fourth is already used for
Across the foreign seas.
For every star a vacant chair J
that purpose, the remainder being
Beside the hearth tonight—
largely wasted.
Bat trust in them and pray for them,
And keep the home firee bright,
To cheer our soldier boys.
Every Can o f
Cream
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N .P . N ELSO N !!
HOW HE LOOKS BEST.
First Soldier (looking at pictures
of himself)— Which do you think is
the beet, Mike?
M eetin g fo r w o rs h ip 11 a .m .—
.Second Soldier— Well, personally,
S erm on them e, " H o w N ew berg I think the one of you ui the gas
Can H a v e a R evival ”
mask ia the beet
C. RIANOS
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