N ew berg G raphic E. II. W O O D W A R E Editor tad I PvM U bod m r y T k i n d t i B o n l i t O I n : G raph ic » n u d in e . No. «00 P in t «treat » h e n n e : M a e , W hite SS: Reeldenoe. U n e V at Newberg. Oregon, $1.50 Por Year in Advance TH U aSD AT, APRIL 19.1917 The Graphic has made arrange­ ments with the publishers o f The Oregon Farmer which enables us to offer to all our paid-in-advance subscribers the Farmer for a term o f three years without any extra co st The subscription price o f the Graphic is $1.50 and the price o f a three-year sub­ scription for the Fanner is also $L50. We offer both for $1.50. This offer is not only for new subscribers but for all, both old and new, who pay into this office $1.50 in advance for a year's subscription. In order to treat all alike, those who paid up at the beginning o f this year for a year in advance, and all those w ho have paid since that time will be taken care o f in the same way. All who come in these «lasses will be given the Farmer fre e for three years if they will notify this office that they want the paper sent to their address. I f you come in this class simply d rop a postal card in the office or com e in and say you want tne F anner and that is all it will co st you. Those who are in ar­ rears may secure the F irm er for three years if they will pay up and add $1.50 fo r a year’s sub­ scription in advance. Elsewhere in this issue will be found a dis­ play advertisement telling what th e Oregon Farmer stands for. Read what it says and get busy i f you want a farm paper pub­ lished in Oregon without extra cost have said to the judge to whom she had applied for a divorce, and yet the hard hearted judge ruled against her. We think her plea was worthy o f serious considera­ tion. ________________ The time was when instruction was given in the schools regard­ ing the proper use o f capital let­ ters, but this must be one o f the lost arts, judging from much o f the copy that shows up at news­ paper offices, and the tendency seems to be, especially with those who hammer typewriters, to use too many, rather than too few capitals. This applies to the fair­ ly well educated in a general way, as well as to those o f meager ed­ ucation. . A whole wagon load o f O. A. C. students, a part o f whom were young women, came to Newberg last Thursday afternoon to visit and inspect the M. C. Wire & Son poultry yards out north o f town. I f poultry raising is to be their calling, and they stick on the job as closely as one or fwo o f the youngsters adhered to their cigarettes when they were loading in the wagon for the start, they will no doubt {jet a good hatch, though some will be stinkers, o f course. Our good friend, W. C. De Pew, editor and publisher o f the Lebanon Criterion, who is con­ fronted with a ten-thousand-dol- lar libel suit, is cheerful under the pressure. This is what he says: It is not Always the wisest thins: in the world for the average man to break into print over his -own signature. Like a Ford automobile, it at times re­ sults in a kick-back when it is cranked up too hard. It isn’t at all likely that Frank Steen had any intention o f libel­ ing anyone when he wrote a communi­ cation for publication in The Criterion, nor did the editor when he gave it space in the cwhunns o f his paper. However, others think different, nd the consequences are that both Steen and the editor are defendants in a libel suit. W e don’t believe that either Shakespeare or Solomon originated the following little phrase: “ The wisdom o f the average man is in many ways tike unto the wisdom o f an ass.” How­ ever there is much truth in it. The funny part o f the conten­ tion—that is, to those who are Danville, Illinois, the heme o f not paying the lawyers—is the Uncle Joe Cannon, has voted dry fact that while Mr. DePew is one and the wave o f prohibition goes o f the big boosters through the marching on at a pace that will columns o f the Criterion for the ere long overwhelm the whole $6,000,000 road bonding proposi­ country. The old soaks may as tion, John B. Yeon and S. Ben­ well either begin the tapering off son, o f Portland, who are bring­ process or make terms with the ing the libel suit,- are also boost­ undertakers. ers for the bonds. The newspa­ per man’s trouble comes from In these days o f recruiting there publishing what another man is encouragement for those who wrote over his own signature. are passed up for various reasons, Our guess is that when the suit from the fact that there are num­ is ended he will not have been b e rs o f openings for service with out much money except for law- the carpet sweeper these finelyerfe® 8- April mornings, and with the! RHYM ES SHOULD R H YM E com ing o f a little more sunshine A N D METERS MEET there will be urgent demand for those who can handle a garden A newspaper friend o f the hoe. Graphic sends the following clip­ ““ He don’ t gamble or drink or anything like that, but, oh, if you could just hear him snore once you would’ nt blame me for leav­ ing him, judge. ” This is what a New York woman is reported to ping from the Poughkeepsie New York, Star, which our ex­ change editors will no doubt ap­ preciate: Wby docs a calamity like sn impend­ ing war cause men and women to burst into song? The Star has been flooded o f late with poems written by well meaning citizens on the war which the United States threatens to enter. Lord Bryce not long ago, when asked what in hit opinion wae America’s greatest need, replied, "P o e ts.” That may be. W e are a cold and un­ romantic lot in this country and wo need some kind o f a warming influence. The Star believe# in poety and wo should like to see real poets encourag­ ed. But we wish to be eparod the or­ deal o f bad poetry. Poetry which does not scan. Poetry which is lame and halt. Poetry which makes the cold chills run down your back. And this is the kind o f poetry which comes to the editor’ s desk when calam­ ity threatens. Throughout the land there are persons who sit and wait, seemingly, fo r something dreadful to happen so they can embalm it in undy­ ing verse. With rolling eye and bulg­ ing cheek they spread themselves all over about ten deep pages and then they send the handsome effort tooth s editor. Some editors are young and tendon: hearted; they have not seen much o f the world and its horrors. So they fal for this poetry and put it iij their pa­ per where seeing and reading it, count­ less thousands are made to mourn. This poetry deals with death in its worst forms. Or with the miseries o f those who cannot die but would, gladly, if they knew that someone was writing poetry about them. The Star believes in poetry. We are even willing to print it in our paper if it will only conform to certain well rec­ ognized rules regarding its construc­ tion. We have no idea o f trying to suppress any meek, inglorious Milton. We only desire to protect the public and to save ourselves from grief and sorrow. So, good, my poet, pray see that your rhymes rhyme and your met­ er meets, before sending It out upon the world. OUR WEEKLY CHATS ... ' « ... ,S . smuts « BARD’S V oiles 40-inch figured Voiles, nice assortment o f p a ttern s....^ ........................................... Only 25c yard ware Store One lot fine Swiss Embroidery, nice for baby dresses and trimming..................... Only 10c yard Spider Silk 36-inch Spider Silk, Curtain N et in plain colors. Special Value at 60c yd. 36 and 46-inch wide Curtain Net mate­ rial, in white, cream and ecru. D ress G oods Special 18c yard 36-inch Wool Dress Goods. in'Serges, etc., 65c yard C roc’t Cott’n Ribbons Klostersilk Crochet Cotton, in white and colors, all sizes. The best Crochet Cot­ ton to be .had...................... ....................... One lot Silk Hair Ribbons, all colors Only 10c ball Special 15c yard Q 1 O llO w S Y qu can always save money on shoes at Baird's. W e have them for men, women, children. Let us show you our shoes We have a complete line of men’s Shirts, Collars, Ties, w . Hats, Underwear and Hosiery. In fact everything that a man w ants— at prices that will save you money. Furnishings . ■ ■ . -- W ith the Boys at The Big Hard­ Em broidery G roceries You can always count on getting the best o f clean fresh Groceries and Vegetables at Baird’s. Our greatest pleasure is in trying to please you on groceries. G et the habit o f buying your Groceries at Baird's If you had happened into “ The Big Hdwe. Store” last Saturday ou would have thought we were aving a regular picnic, and we were too. The P. C. Auxiliary Ladies sel­ ling hot tamales, "and lots o f women bringing in bread to our Universal Contest with the usual goodly number o f customers, made the boys hop around some to give everybody due attention and service. * The big Universal Contest was a grand success and the 54 loaves ot bread entered were all o f the very finest quality, the Judges grantiug the Universal Percola­ tor to Mrs. Paul Johnson. Mrs. Joe Bgo on Chehalem Mountain was given the Universal Tea Ball Tea Pot lor the best reason lor using a Percolator and the Uni- vercal Break last Carvers went po Miss Doris Hazenbnrg, who also lives on Chehalem Moun­ tain, tor the best recipe made with a F ood Chopper. The judges were Mrs.John Fort o f Chehalem Center, Mrs. N. P. Nelson o f West Chehalem, Mrs. Claude Fairbanks o f Fernwood, Mrs. A. R. Mills o f Springbrook, and Mrs. E. G. Shanahan o f Dun­ dee. The names ol the contestants were withheld Irom the judges until after the decisions were made, entries being made by number, giving all a lair deal all the way through dnd il you didn’t get a prize it isu’t the fault o f the good ladies w ho so kindly served as judges. Altogether we appreciate the intere^ taken in the Universal contest and trust all w ho made entry lor the different prizes are S W a r! W a r! It gives me a pain. My owner has joined the aviation corps ana he sails around over my head and the hot sun beats down upon my frame and cracks me open, and the showers come along and I swell all up out o f shape—just for the want o f a few dollars worth o f good old ACME QUAL­ ITY PAINT like the boys up to 'T h e Big Hardware Store” sell, and my owner expects me to keep looking decent till he gets back—and I tell you there’s no house can stand these Oregon showers without losing a lot o f its beauty and natural life. Paint is an investment to any property owner—not an expense as sometimes figured. Take a look around me, see the houses that are painted and see how shabby I look beside them. A few dollars spent for pure lead and oil paint like the ACME QUALITY line will increase my value and preserve my life. If you've got any paint troubles inside or out take a few minutes and talk it over with the paint man at Larkin-Prince Hardware Co. paid for Eggs pleased with decisions made and the general manner in which the contest w as conducted. The P. C. Auxiliary ladies w ho accepted our invitation to hold the sale here at the store cashed into their treasury $51.10 and could have sold more ot those fa­ mous “ extra h ot” tamales if tbeir supply had not ran short. All the boys at “ The Big Hdwe. Store,” including Mr. Prince, spent a very enjoyable day with tne ladies and as it is the policy o f our store to cater to the ladies trade and carry a g ood line o f household supplies, rendering the best service we know how in a courteous manner, we hope to see more o f these same ladies and their friends Irom time to time as they need good up-to-date equip­ ment for their homes. People w ho are going to put in garden products in goodly quan­ tities for sale to the cannery should look up the Iron Age Planters and Weeders. They are a high grade tool and the prices have not advanced beyond your pocket book. A doable wheel Seeder with a lot o f tools for $14.50. Planet Jr. goods have advanced about 25 percent. Buy Iron Age before they g o up Any thing made ot steel is apt to ad­ vance in price any minute. B oys can make good money trapping moles and gophers. The connty clerk will pay a 10c bounty and yon can «ell mole skin* for 25c after getting your 10c bounty on his scalp. County Agriculturist Shrock recommends Out O’Sight Traps 1 or moles and Cinch Traps for Gophers. We can fill your orders. The green grass on you r lawn will soon need attention and we just w ant t o give you a tip that if you need a Law n M ow er this season that we have a stock which was ordered last fall and the prices are in reach ol your pocketbook. Jerk out the speckled beauties before the other fellow beats you t o it. We have a complete stock o f gll kinds o f tackle tor trout, bass, or any old thing you will w ant to g o after. Get your li­ cense before the price goes up 50 cents. All kiddies w ho buy 16c w orth oflfishing tackle can nave a bam­ b o o pole absolutely free of charge. Come on kiddies,get your tackle. Weekly Special next week will be aluminum kettles w orth $1 for 69c each. pd a dr -------------- E. C. BAIRD TH E NEWBERG GRAPHIC * 1 , Makes Cubbing Arrangement With The Oregon Fanner Offers Unusual Opportunity to Its Readers MONG our large circle o f readers there are a great many who are in­ terested directly or indirectly in fruit growing, dairying and other branches o f farming. All o f these naturally wish to keep in close touch with ag­ ricultural activities throughout the state; and to know about any fight which is being waged for the measures Oregon farmers want and against all sorts o f schemes that are detrimental to the people and agricultural interests o f this state. A We have, therefore, made a special clubbing am ngem en t with THE OREGON FAR­ MER whereby any farmer or fruitgrower, who is one o f our regular subscribers and who is not now a subscriber to THE OREGON FARMER, will be entitled to receive THE OREGON FARMER in combination with this paper at the same rate as for this paper alone. This offer applies to all those who renew or extend their subscriptions as well as to aO new subscribers. If you are interested di­ rectly or indirectly in Oregon agriculture, do not miss this unusual opportunity, bat •end yoar order in now. THE OREGON FARMER ia the one farm paper which is devoting itself exclusively to the farming activities and interests o f Oregon. It has a big organization gath­ ering the news o f importance to farmers, dairymen, fruitgrowers, stockraisers and poultry men; and it has the backbone to at­ tack wrongful methods and combinations and bad legislation, and support honest leaders and beneficial measures. We are confident that oar readers win congratulate os on oar being able to make this splendid and at­ tractive dubbing offer. FARMER, 3 Yrs. Special Rate $1.5* GRAPHIC, 1 Year..........................$1.50 B 1 Spadai Cfcbbteg Rate, b e t te r ...................... $1.50 The Newberg Graphic' Newberg, Oregon