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The Sequel to the. Bishop’«
Story. -
F W c Wtea 25, Black 94
UNDERTAKERS
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And where did you come from,
M ger young candidate?”
wniled.
young
The Weal Waamw Far Ha Traasharam
from the camp at the forks, j i
Quality la Hard to A n i
above here. This ia an elopement,
Many inquirer* hearing o r'rea d ­
air.
We are running away from ing o f the dangeroua and raysteri-
cruel parents— at any rate, they*»* I out* qualities o f quicksand* have
bothering each o f ua to marry
«ought in vain to find the differenoe
one elae, you know.”
between theae and ordinary ex-
“ Irregular, most irregular,’
| pansea o f land. Why do they en­
the biahop. “ I have never mat to m « i f
tire unwary? An answer to
an eloping couple in my Ufa ax- j-jrhig
question ia difficult to obtain
MYSTERY OF QUICKSAND.
try It After the animal had bean
driven around the road a few times the
professor ashed Pat:
-“ What do fo a think o f U a f
“ Hadad, he'd make a Sue war honm
said Pat
“ Why. bow la thatP* aakad the pro-
"Because.’' said P a t “ he’d sooner die
than ra n "—Pittsburgh Telegraph.
•he Explains.
“ It
Bjr R. R SHELTON
Of dismay on the two faces, thqA ^ It ¡, thought by Mme that the
W
t
that I » , -o t M t
, - S b S ' "d
h
Is Impossible.
Ferdy,
I
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dM
The fiahing
. W f t J Î I Î M l 'S f t ” 7.
judge, who had whipped the pools ; the circumstances that have induo-
along the L ittle Beaver for years, ed you to— er— to take this step.”
could not remember a day when the j
“ A man with money and lota o f
trout had ignored the tempting fliee power in his father’s business,”
so persistently and anno1
yingly.
pUed the young man, "which
on
m the bank
lams the young lady’s position,
When they gathered
i
ilains
o f the
ream fo r lunch— the
s fa r mine, a very wealthy jroung
the biah
bishop and the banker
woman 'whom my obstinate
subject o f fiahing, after a few t a r t , pi refers merely because he
remarks by the judge and the bank- ! determined.”
er which made the bishop elevate
“ 1 see,” said the bishop,
“T *.
his eyebrows in mild reproof, was didn’ t tell me your name.’*
tactfully avoided.
“ Robert Harding,” said the
So eager were they not to men­ in the canoe.
^
tion or even think o f those miser­
The judge and the banker both
able trout that they talked o f every­ uttered a shout “ Did you speak ?”
thing, anything, and finally the con­ asked the bishop sweetly, turning to
versation drifted into an uncharted them. Then he turned to the girL
. t h .r - ? d I. « c W t n U I r*lh er th to
.
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,
fundamental. A certain amount o f thought you needed practice badly."—
unnecessary mystery seems to sur­ Kanaaa City Journal.
TTOSitaT-aT-LAW
round this matter. Th e grains o f
quicksands appear to bo in no way
R h I Artista.
“ 1« Bru*h|ieii a k <* h I artist?"
extraordinary.
Nevertheless, the
Will practice in all the coarta o f the
'la he good' ffh,v. be nor only eaa
fact remains that send in oertain
‘ 1 attention given to pro-
localities upon coasts readily gives * n|W picture* that art good, but he
1 writing o f deeds, meri­
ta and the drafting o f all
way under a load. InstancM tr e « • » « * " "
Newbevw, Oregon.
PtttalMiiwb Post
recorded where a cart driven over a
Floor in UwonBlock
wet shore has rapidly disappeared \
They Hed T h e «.
,
below the surface.
Veaat— Have you au y women’s ciaba
The general opion seems to he inyoortuwn? Crlmsonlisek—Haveww>
that this is due to a a o ft underlying, Say. don’t you see that in im p M th r
layer o f clay or mud, which uo tou.uf my head?- Toukers Piatesi
doubt
in some instances ia the true
> fall courts; Probate, Deeds,
explanation! One authority, how* f
i and all legal papeis. Ab-
K is gooa roon n g m m f iv t s spira-
ever, points out that another factor ; An Irishman and bla English friend
dMeaSsitolieHhi«insitiBaade light
i rt»f imnrianning o f gSS be- ware sat rabbit shooting. They bad
a OW W O M M I I W M
bean vary unsuccessful and war* re-
1 ‘I “Do y<nrfaHjnre*Mw
■ d ie
I « - « » p ™ *. ■ *« ^ * * » * * * -
this step ?” asked he.
“ Romance,
i * tor, dart out of the hedge.
“ Indeed I do,” Mid she.
“ I f tion o f organic matter.
tonally, taking up a re mar
It must also be 'borne in mind i Mike. In auissement. failed to aboot
She glanced ap­
banker, “ is dead. There is no room you’ll please” —
that* any surface in so good a c o n -; and the bare escaped.
for it in thia hustling age. I t has prehensively ever her shoulder in
"W hy didn't you
I I P asked the
tact with wet »and that the air is
------ shoot
"
jone the way o f sentiment and old the direction from which they had
Englishman
exclnded
will
be
held
fast
by
atmos­
<
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time courtesy and the gentlemen o f just come.
pheric pressure, and, further, that . "Sbure." «aid Mike. “ 1 didn’t see It
the old school.”
The bishop’s face was determined. an object so engulfed and tilted this dll it was out o f Hlgbt.“ —London Tele
rute 22; Rea, Red 1XS
graph
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“ L a n d !” he commanded. As the
Good riddance to it,” said the
way and that will rapidly become
banker lazily. “ L e t it go. I t has canoe shot to the bank it was the
em ibedded and swallowed up.
Something Easier.
given way to better things— good bishop himself who helped the girl
It is by this simple process that
Neither
the
bride nor the bridegroom
o
u
t
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iorse sense, fo r instance.”
the Goodwin sands have obtained so knew much about housekeeping. Be
“ Stand here— so— beneath thia
The bishop looked at the purling
many victims. A large percentage waa^helplnc with tbe Sunday dinner
water H e was a gray haired man, fir,” he instructed. “ Ned, W i l l h e of ilffe vessels stranded upon them, j anil bad split about a thousand
with kindly ey *s and the most win­ went on, turning to the judge and ' however, float safely off on the ris- ; *■*?•> ■ cawing knife Then he spoke
ning smile. H e was smiling now as the banker, “ you two take your
4 ing tide, but now and then one is ! nP;_.
he turned to the two men.
places here on the right. I haven’ t
'caught and.doomed.
In the p
a
s
t
v
“ Y ou are both wrong,” said he, a prayer b<>..k with me, l>ut I think
; O ffice o v e r F irs t N a tio n a l
they *» 1 * W d , rasponsible fo r | ^
^
bMTa
Uf ^
^
Romance is I can go through the service with
With deep conviction
Bank
many a ahippmg tragedy, and there ! ^
^
ro)whwl po,«toM. "-U m le-
eternal! You can’ t kill it with a no omissions. T<
You have no ring? • «
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P h o n e W h ite 3-1
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*s a pathetic interest attaching to ,
Conrier-J<ain»al
d q b or with hustle, But, o f course, Ned, let me have that
o f yours.
the fact that ribs and other remains \
O44 4 M I M 4 4 4 M I M 0 4 4 0 H 0 0
you two would not admit it even i f P I H
f it’s
P too large,” he to! th e girl, of ships long lost and forgotten
Gladstono's On« Bun.
you m w it.’
smiling, “ you can wrap it with a bit
It Is out generally known tbat Glad
sometimes reappear- for a time
The judge bristled, the banker o f string.”
C H A S E f t L IN T O N
stone once In hi* Ilf« made s pun
above the surface.
rouaed himself, and his pipe glowed
Through the still forest sounded
DR. A. M. DAVIS
When
Blondtn
appeared
at
tho
Crystal
Sihee the advent o f steam it is
G R A V E L CO M PANY
like a blast furnace.
tbe deep tones o f the bishop’s splen­
happily a rare occurrence fo r a ves­ palm-e be wont to see tho acrobat sad
^Romance!” grunted the judge, did voice.
And all through th a t sel to be iost upon a sand bank.— remarked that tbe performance was
very Interesting to a chancellor o f tbe
with carefully unpleasant emphasis. service there was a look o f triumph
AU kinds of grayfel for con­
Washington Star.
exchequer
as an example of halsnctiUK
“ You old cloistered dreamer, you on the bishop’s face, and that look
crete work, cement block«,
--London Ktandard
want to rub elbows more with the was directed at the wondering judge
The Ground Around Notre
or
wood work furnished on
WMONC SLACK ST
world.”
and the equally astonished banker.
Th e ancient and beautifnl Cathe-
To xlve awkwardly U churltsbnees
short
notice.
“ Dollars and cents, dollars and
| dral o f Notre Dame, in Paris, looks The moat difficult port Is to give Thou
cents,” chanted the banker. “ T h a t’s
The • bishop, the judge u id j | | as if it had sunk in* the ground. whv aut add it amile?- lai It rayere
T ie a te
I p n o « o n
w
> e
m UfLtAjk OC
n u r n oo
e »ee» » M # i i M N > ^ » » t i t M i what the world is really after.”
banker,
r, in the . order named,
Other ancient churches give the
Drove Thom Out.
Th e bishop smiled with patient eaeh kissed the bride. The canoe, same impression. Th e fact is, of
Misa Howler DM my voice Ml tbe
toleration. “ Dear, dear, Fm glad 1 with the young man bending to the course, tnat the ground has risen
haven’t the perspective o f you tw o!” paddle and the girl in the bomt had around tbe building» through the drawing room? Mr Rood—No. tt filled
T h e G ra p ic a n d W e e k ly O r e g o ­
he said. " What a queer world you departed downstream, bombarded accumulation o f centuries o f depos­ the refreshment room and tho
atory — Ronton Tranwrtpt
n
ian
, o n e y e a r , $ 2 .0 0 .
see through your black goggles I Ro­ by pine needles, which the indge its. For instance, it is certain that
... Why, that’s what
and tb e hanker threw prodigally sn N otre Dame stood originally many
I O ffic e o v e r U . S. N a tl. B a n k < the world g o round.”
lieu o f rice.
feet higher above the
ic streets around
Ph on eG reen 171
The b a n k » and tbe judge as-
I t was only when Pierre, the heed than nowadays and that a flight o f
ey 1
look- guide, touched the judge on the steps led up to the porch, which is
i O M t M M M S t M M M H I M I » changed knowing winks. They
ed at tbe bishop with unconcealed shoulder and declared they most now almost on a level with the Place
pity.
certain];
ilv be starting if they wished du Parvis, N otre Dame. T h e gen­
“ Speed op a bit and catch up t ° girt downstream that night that eral effect o f the building as tbe
with the procession.” the banker ad­ the three men filed silently toward sightseer approaches i t has evident­
vised.
their forgotten canoes.
ly thus been much altered since me­
“ Perhaps you’re the ones that are
“ W ell,” laughed the bishop, “ for dieval times.
ü. S. Notional Bank
behind it,” the bishop suggested, a saintly, cloistered, out o f touch
Antiquity mf th* B«
with a chuckle.
“ T h a t reminds with the world dreamer I seem to
Office pilone Rime 171
T
b
e
bee
ha» been mas’» compan­
me,”
he
continued.
“
Just
twenty-
hare made a pretty fa ir guess about
Phone Black 116
five years ago, on this very spot, this romance business. Who’s be­ ion and friend from the very dawn
As far back as
when I was a young minister, I was hind the procession, W ill ? Just o f historic time.
W hy not get a good
we can go we find the busy bee
fishing here alone. You know Rob­ tell me that, i f you please.”
T h e re ’s no o v e rh e a tin g
oil atowe so that dur­
working fo r man’ s delight.
The
ert Harding, o f course, you two,”
the kitchen w ith an up-to-
ing the hot weather
T b e banker grunted.
he interrupted himself— “ fine, cyn­
date oil cook stove. I t ’s
your wif • or mother
“ Bock up, Baptiste,” urged tbe oldest writings o f tbe Hebrews,
just like cooking w ith city
ical beggar like yo u ; never m w any judge to the guide in the canoe. “ 1 Greeks and Romans are full o f ref­
or sister or daughter,
gas. T h e burners con­
romance in life and is all dollars suppose I must admit that romance erence« to honey and its interesting
can p re p a re the
centrate the heat at the
and bustle, isn’t he?”
mania ha a cool.com-
g o t somewhat o f a lease o f life just makers. T h e “ honey o f Hymettns”
different cooking pbints.
“ W ell, so be is,” growled the now, but I don’t care to encounter was noted fo r its delightful flavor,
fo rta b lm k itc h a n ? •
and
from
the
bees
that
made
it
the
judge.
“
What’
s
Robert
Harding
tbe
irate
parents
that
will
be
on
its
la P irn Nat’l Bank Bldg.
most illustrious o f tbe Greek writ­
got to do with romance?”
trail.”
Phone, Black SI
ers
and orators took some o f their
“ Oh, nothing much now, 1 sup
“ N o t a had idea to keep in the
Be,” laughed tbe bishop, “ only it dark fo r a bit,” the bishop chuckled most tellin g aimilM and illustra­
ppens that twenty-five years ago and added to the guide, “ A little tions.
there was a big camp o f city peo­ more steam, Jean.”
A Lin« «n Mother.
ple a few miles from here, and Rob­
I D R . TH O S. W . H ESTER
N o w ood or coal or
“
I
don’t
see how I ’m ever to
ert Harding and May Fenelon were
Clever Hene.
ashes to lug. N o
get
a
cbance
again
with
this
boy
“
1 1 » a n d Surgeon
there with their parents.
Those
“ Speaking of liens,” said an
waiting for firm to
Office in Dixon Building
parents most nnromantically had American traveler, “ reminds me o f aronnd,” wailed the little widow
catchup.
T h e long
Tb— O « » Wfcfc- *2. K m . Whlta II
arranged an pleasing matches for an old hen my dad had on a farm with the small son. “ The other day
Mue ch im n eys do
a
man
I
like
awfully
well
asked
me
those two, and they jumped into a in Dakota. She would hatch out
N EW B ERG - - OREGON
• w a y " w i t h a ll
canoe one morning and paddled anything from a tennis ball to a how old the towo was that we came
sm oke and sraelL
from.
The
boy
spoke
up
without
down here anti got me to marry lemon. Why, one day she sat on a
In 1, 1 . 3, and 4-burnvr
giving me a chance to put in a
them.”
f
aisos. with o r without
piece o f ice and hatched out two
word:
ovens. Also cabin«!
“ Wouldn’t have thought it was in quarts o f water.”
D R . S A R A H E. S M IT H
modal« with Fir«l«sa
“ 1 don’t know just how old it is,’
him,” Mid the banker.
“ H ello!
“ That doesn’t come up to a club
cooking oven.
he
said,
’but
it
must
be
pretty
old
Who’s this?”
footed hen my mother once had,”
STANDARDOIL
Down tbe stream came a canoe said one o f his hearers. “ They had because mamma was born in it * ” —
, COMPANY
fHfiee in City Hall
driven by the powerful strokes o f been feeding her by mistake on New York Press.
(Calllw ala L
the man at the paddle. In the bow Mwdust instead o f cornmeal. Well,
Office Fhoae—White 147
Italy's Hot Spring.
Residence Phone—Blue 58
was so attractive— a decidedly at­ she laid twelve eggs and sat on
A t Acqui. Italy, water from a
tractive— girl, who also essayed to them, and when they were hatched,
NEW BERG
OREGON
natural hot spring is used to heat
Far f a is by
paddle, but whose strokes real!
“i eleven o f the chicks bad woodejf a large hospital. T h e building, for­
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mm
counted for little except as “ mori al legs, and the twelfth was s wood­
OREGON
A R E A IM P L E M E N T C O .
merly a school, has been piped, and
support,” as the bishop suggested pecker."
the never failing supply o f boiling
chucklinglv . .
H AR D W A R E CO.
water also furnishes all the water
He Hed Hie Tee.
As soon as the man in the ap­
necessary for washing and cleaning
proaching canoe m w the little
“ Jack,” said Mr. Brown to hir
Hence no fire« are re­
group on the bank he stopped pad­ only son and heir, “ I ’ ve got a good purposes.
CHIROPRACTIC
quired
save
for kitchen usee. Th e
dling, looked sharply at the bishop mind to send you to bed without
ring
is
located
in the center o f
PHYSICIAN
and swung the craft to the bank.
any tea.”
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“ Are you Bishop Hale?” be Mk-
Jack— Why. dad?
ed
excitedly.
Dad— I hear that you have die-
Wliy tho ThrooS.
LADY ATTENDANT
“ I am,” the prelate admitted.
•
»
..fjje
obeyed your grandmother, who told
Evanston—
You’ ve got a piece o f
«»»> «• »• • • • -
The young man turned quickly you not to slide down the banistar,
thread about your thumb.
to tbe girl, who was flushing so and you continued to do so.
W ilm ette^-Yes, wife put it there
beautifully that the judge and the
Jack— Grandma didn’t tell m f to remind me to mail her letter.
G e t y o u r <>rdcr in < urly fo r
banker forgot “ hustle” and “ dol­ not to, dad. She only came to me
•D id you mail itF*
tb t F >nrth o f-lu ly
lars.”
v
and said, “ 1 wouldn’t slide down
“ Sure thing.”
“ Wbat luck!” said the young those banisters, my lad.”
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Residence Blue 6
“ Why don't yon remove the
DONT FORGET
mao. “ We were on our wav to your
Dad— W ell?
thread, then ?”
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Hw. Cap «r BA FREE wi* mrmy mim
camp! Sir, will you marry u*?”
Jack — Well, dad, I shouldn’t
“ Oh. I ’m keeping that on to ra*
“ W all, well,” said the bishop. think she would, an old lady like mind me to tell her I forgot to put
“ Who are von. and what are you. her. Should you, dad ?
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