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B anks throughout the N orthw est, including
Portland, b a r e reduced their interest rate on
savings deposits to 3 an d 3 1-2 p er c e n t
•P t U. 1788. Mt tha fla t Wedum-
oT the follow la* March (March 4.
) aa tha “time for i murasi n laa Bra-
This b an k stiH pays 4 p er cent on sawings
an d y early certificates e f deposit .
I f you
w an t lib eral interest rates a a d absolute se>
' ciority fo r you r m oney w e soKdty y o u r eon*
•¡deration.
Ha. boaaath which la a all war S
studded with geno, and andar ti*
a dome o f gold, beautifully corvad
literally incrustad with p re d o « ote
Two similar coverings Us below tl
«. the data sat by the Continental con­
fesos for the Inauguration o f the now
government and so It come to an end
0 « March 4. 1788, although It lacked
neatly tw o moathe o f the four yeaiq,
provided for by the constitution.—New
I know a man whs wears Ms shirts
to chrooelogleaJ order-chat Is. if be
buys s new shirt he tags It with bis
Initials, numbers It end places It at tbs
bottom o f the pile. And. no metier how
modi ho likes it, be does not wear it
until It comes out at tbs top o f tbe pda
B e went Into wordy detail about tbe
economy o f his system, end be added
that he arranged Ms socks and under
weer to the seme ms suer.
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I told him that he would meet the
woman e f hie dreams seme te a day
and that she would knock the kpotsout
C ap ital an d Surplus S 7 &
gold, to which on loaves o f a gold lotas
esposes tha tooth Itaall This rolle,
carefully guarded. Is beldóos ossa by
others thon pries ta
So much in reverence la the tooth
held that to lay aaraffertng to Buddha
oh the table bearing It lb an amMtioa
which every Boddhls^ would not foil to
gratify If circumstances permitted.—
Pearson's Weekly:
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D on’t B e D issatisfied— Send Y ou r
WORK IS HEALTH.
L U M B E R O R D E R S to
CATCH THEM AND KILL THEM.
SPOILED HIS SYSTEM.
United States National Bank
Probably nlne-tentha o f the Asher-
P I— — end Peeay.
men hereabouts moke the mistake of .Work Is not the curse nor the afflic­
trying to keep their deb alive after they tion that some people think It la When
ore caught on the theory that the Aceh taken in proper dooee It la the best of
medicines. It Is now being prescribed
and prepare them for the pan for cook­ for many forms of Invalidism, such as
ing. They string them and keep them heart disease. Bright'» disease, nerv­
In the water or let them die In the ousness and particularly for Insanity.
The leek of work Is often the cause
of many chronic maladies, and it to a
to the experts They declare the best wise physician who can determine
way Is to kfll tbs Ash the moment It to when one needs work Instead* o f (eat
‘ninUrrt by pushing Us heed beck and and In prescribing the remedy pro into
thus breaking the neck or giving It a
so unpleasant situations
herd blow oo the bead. Then take a
About the most unhealthful parses,
knlfs end “ bleed” them by running the
as weir as the most unhappy and uaa
knife blade around the bottom o f the
less. Is the person with nothing to da
gills.
Work la a dUpeiler o f fears. It Is the
“ In order to get your Ash botne with- exercise that Is ms essential to the body
out any discoloration.” declares a vet* and mind as ore food and sir. It to
eran angler, “take along a yard or two eely when work la carried to excess
of white cheescloth, and aa soon aa the that It beeomss injurious, as la the
q»b |g caught kill It and Meed f t Then case with food, rest and all good things.
dampen the doth end wrap up each
The Ideal e f a healthy, happy ttfo to
no longer a world where work to net
an d get the S o f t
Y e llo w
F i r kind that is
m anufactured righ t
PROOF
Pure M ilk and Cream is conducive to good health
live who could upset my
Durable Roofing
BILL
The Humber
CHASE & LINTON
GRAVÇL COMPANY
A ll kinds o f gravel fo r con­
crete work, cement Mocks,
or wood work furnished on
short notice.
But I met Mm s few days age—for
tha Am time to a year. Be was har­
rying to catch a car. so Y had only time
to ask him bow be area and bow things
were going. And be didn’t have time
to explain. He only shouted over ble
shoulder Jubilantly. “ I’m wearing ’em
every which way!”
. Sir Hudson Lowe, the assn appointed
by England to be tbe custodian of the
emperor, arrived at S t Helena OU
April 14, 181«. Bis appearance was
not prepossessing Be was extraordi­
narily thin, with a stiff carriage. He
had a long, bony face, blotched with
red sod scanty hair o f a dirty yellow
color. His hollow eyes gleamed a i­
der thick, reddish eyebrows, bat warn
furtive end restless, never looking
straight * t any one save by stealth.
“That Is a bed aura.” declared Ns
poison when be had seen him. “ Bis
aye as ba examined me was like a
hyena’s caught to a trap.”
He really resembled tide horrid, sly
Creasing the Bee.
Tennyson's famous poem ‘Trseeing
the Bar" was written, said his son. to
the poet’s elghty-flrst year "on a day In
October when we came from Aid worth
to Farrtogford. Before reaching Far­ end eyes. He never oat down wheat ha
rington! be bad bed tbe moaning e f won talking, but swung about heettat-
the her* in hie mind, and after dinner tngly and with abrupt Jerks-—“ With
Napoleon at S t Helena.”
That la tbe ¿rows o f your life’s work,' “
said bis eon, who was tbe fln t man
after tbe poet to reed “Crossing tbe
Bar” end who passed tbe flint criti­
cism upon It In such fitting and gener­
óos language, t it came In a moment.”
mid the poèt, and he explained the pi­
lot os the Divine and Unseen, who Is
always guiding us. A day or two be­
fore be died the poet, calling bis son to
his bedside, asid. “ Mind you put ‘Cross­
ing the Bar* at tbe sod o f ell editions
o f my poema.”
Telephone White 86
D o jroar planning for the coming harvest now. Make sure
that you can take care ot your crops to the best advantage
when they are ready to cat. Don’t take chances w ith inter­
ior or worn-out machinery. I t ’s to o costly. A few d ay*’
delay on account ot breakage or other trouble may lose you
a big part o f your crop money.
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Wlmbledon proved Itself to one re­
spect, tbs most backward o f London
suburbs. Until IMS tbe streets of
Wimbledon were still lit by oil, and tbe
lamplighter could be emu every even­
ing nuking his rounds, with his ladder
on his sboulder. Tbe Wimbledon lamp­
lighter used matches Instead o f tinder
and steel, but otherwise his methods
were the same as thorn punned by ble
predecessors la tbe days o f Queen
Head of Department — What’s tMa
lying on my desk? The last dunning
latter received from my tailor, duly
initialed by all my clerks Oh. dear!
What have I done? Actually mat It
around to be duly noted by tbe whole
staff without taking tbe trouble to took
at It!—Fliegende Blatter.
The oasis e f Siva Is better know*
as tha oasis o f Jupiter Ammon, one o f
the most famous oracles of antiquity.
The visit o f Alexander the Orest to thin
temple woe among tbe most romantic
Incidents o f his career. He come to
ask whether he wee only tbe eon e f
tbe mortal Philip or tbe son of tbe
great god himself Apparently Alex­
ander received full assurance from the
oracle o f hie divine origin, with tbe
promise o f unbroken victory until be
should be token ewey to Join tbe gods.
And many signs showed his euperbu-
Our Dairy is frequently inspected by the State
Dairy and Food Commissioner and has been highly com­
mended by that official Give us a trial.
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R. B . L Y L E
J. L. V A N BLARICOM
There Is a story o f Mr. Disraeli at
tbe time o f his extremely bumptious
youth when be bed Just returned from
hie travels In the east. As a young
man. much under thirty, he met Lord
Melbourne, who was then prime min­
ister, at dinner. Lord Melbourne pro­
ceeded to discourse on tbs es stern qaee
Mon, but Instead of listening to tbe
prime minister with the respect which
be ought young Disraeli mid, “It eterne
to me that your lordship has taken
your knowledge of the m et from T b e
Arabian Nlghm.’ ”
Borne prime ministers would have
snubbed the young man severely. Lord
Melbourne was not o f that kind. He
rubbed Ms hands with great cheerful­
ness and mid to tbe young man. “ And
a dartitah good place to take It from!”
Perverted Proverbs,
Strike while the Ire le hoc
The more waist the less speed.
A thrown ktm spreads no genua.
One swallow doesn’t make a supper.
I f » a long loan that has no retura-
Rubber Tress
India rubber trees which are tapped
Of Same Uas
every other day continue to yield sap
"Gentlemen
remarked the pro­ for mare than twenty years and the
fessor. "the general fonction o f the olileot aad moat frequently tapped tram
heads of severa I learned members of produce tbe richest sap.
this clam Is to keep their neckties Bom
slipping off.” — Harvard Lampoon.
; H tä B S ji Agreed.
He kissed her suddenly.
“Wall, I like that!” she cried.
Tbe true service* o f life are
"So de I.” he answered, aad
able In mousy and era never paid.—R.
L. Stevenson.
It go at that.
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Fresh Fruits and Vegetables
W s please d ie most particular. Phone us a. grocery order aad
aee if our prom pt oervice doesn’ t surprise you. We want your trade
The REXALL Store
Carries a very ja rg e assortment o f everything to be found in
the highest class drugstores. A ll kinds o f Pure Fresh Drugs,
Medicines and chemicals, Perfumes, School Books and Sup­
plies. Stationery, L ig g ett’s and Lowney’ s candies. Our stock
o f cigars is the best in town. You are always welcome.
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3 0 2 First St.
PRESCRIPTIO N DRUGGIST
Phow eBlk lO S
A n institution that renders e ffi
cient service to its
custom ers.