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CLARENCE
Will practice in all the courta o f the
acato. Special attention given to pro­
bate work, the writing o f deeds, mort­
gagee, contracta and the drafting o f ail
M r II papers,
ricwuciaj vj * v K uil
O m e t - Second Floor in UnionBlock
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C. R. CHAPIN
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,1 s ha dashed into it he oeught
ARISTOCRATS.
glimpse of Joe skimming along ‘
the distant <e, seeming to fly.
rshlds Are Net
Difficult te Raise Tti
Then Uncle Ben flew, too,
Aristocrats of tbe flower
nearer to it than he had ever imi
end probebl} tbe least understood.
ined it possible for him to go.
I Through the grove and D onneri You bear them called parasites, wbiab
Is only one o f tbe cosunoo mistakes
scudded “ old U n de Ben.*
blade about tbe orchid. You see a
that time Joe had nearly reaoh* hundred different shapes and a dosen
half mile corner.
different colors grouped together, each
Old man Donner yelled to knew „ baps perhaps a distinct family and
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the meaning of the wild fligh C je each with a separate name.
In the first placu, orchids are not
Uncle Ben waved an impatient hand
and sped on, crossing the road, parasites. A parasitical plant Is one
B y MILO HOLCROFT
which gets nourishment from another
where he had a view o f Joe's
plant Certain orehNIs Uvs on tress,
whirling
around
the
comer.
‘'Hello, Uncle B en!” Joe called
but they get their food end drink from
From the ridge, a quarter o f a
as his buggy flashed by the loaded
the sir by means of serial roots. We
wagon. U n d e Ben replied to the mile nearer his goal, he saw with - call them epiphytes. Other orchids
get their nourishment directly from
salutation o f his good looking satisfaction that Joe had stoi
the center of
the
ground. They’re called terrestrial
young nephew with a surly nod.
on-hide.
who always gathered at Donner*«.
N o coal, w o o d o r aahea
He twisted about on his load and
People don’t understand, either,
"A ll their questioning and scan-
For Best Results
to
lu g — no waiting for
gazed *t the receding vehicle. It
why
orchids
coat
so
much.
They
fall
will hinder him and help
th
a
ftre
to
b
u
rn
u
p
.
Bot-.
arss she herself, and out riding with
Use P ea rl OH
ie soliloquized breathlessly, to see why a tiny plant Is sold for.
say. $1,000. If they realised that raze
ter
that Young acatno!
•
dashing on with renewed vigor.
orchids may have cost a Jong trip
the steady, evenly-dis­
She was enjoying the fallow's
The excitement o f the race oblit- Into a tropical jungle to obtain and
trib u te d haatr u n d er
company, too, so much that «he had erated all other thought “ I’d lose that It takes from eight te ten years
perfect cootroLA U heat
my farm sootier than be beat,” he to rales a plant from the seed,' with
only a slight bow fo r h i f f i j
c
o n c e n t r a t e d o n th e
had never ridden with him declared, feeling a new, keen thrill patient care and treatment they could
cooking
and not radiated
except once at a funeral, when she 1 in life as his supple limbs took him see why these flowers remain In the
around
the room . T h e
aristocratic
does.
.
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went to the cemetery in his buggy over the rough ground.
2 000,000
ldhfc, b l u e c h im n e y s
Only tbe orchid grower can under­
Just to get there and say what ha
because there was not rOom fo r her
prevent all sm oke and
had to say before Joe arrived was stand all the details of hie art but the.
flower lover can easily learn to dis­
He had imagined many times all his thought now. As to how it
tinguish tbe various types.—Philadel­
ace the thing* he would hav.e said should be said, be was past thinking phia North American.
to her during that ride if he had of that
A leo ca b in e t
When he leaped the la s l fence
known beforehand so as to bet. pre­
m o d e le w ith
ASK
TOUR
D
U
L
B
t
TO
D
AY.
THIS
FISH
IS
A
BUTCHER.
pared, but he had not, and the ride Joe had disappeared behind the
Fire! m s Cooking
S T A N D A R D O IL
had been a silent one.
. hedge that fringed the home stretch.
Ovens.
And He Carrie* Hie Sew In His Ugly
COM PANY
She was bright and talkative with Old Uncle Ben put on a last spurt
Mouth at All Times.
(California)
From the sheep pasture MiUv*s
Joe, though. When he recognized,
Moral of this fish story is: Tbe value
with a shock o f surprise, who Joe’s father hailed him. Uncle Ben did of anything depends on bow tt Is used.
anion was they were chatter­ not even wave in reply. The hired A safety match used to light s beacon
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men stared as he rushed past the lamp and another match used to set
ing like blue jays.
r o r 3 ammano*
i i t Dy
He felt wronged somehow, thongh bam where they were choring.
fire to e city have widely separated
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He had no time to go around to ranks In tbe realm of utility. On tbe
he had no claim to be. Bnt he had
always meant to marry her if she the front. There was no time for same principle 0f values tbe sawfish
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would consent when he found cour­ knocking at the doors or for for­ belongs near the bottom rank In tbe
ocean
kingdom.
malities of any sort. Away down
age to put the question.
His saw. tbe presence of which yon
He knew Joe was in the habit o f the road he could see Joe’s hat ad­
may have guessed already, consists of
going to her brother’s, where she vancing rapidly.
a long, beaklike mouth decorated with
lived, bat until that minute he had i He leaped the steps to the badk many sharp. Inn spines. It varies in
not looked upon Hie fellow as his porch and hurled himself into the length with the stse of the fish, some
For you a roso . . . . .
rival. Joe was young and good look­ kitchen. The fates fa.ored him. monsters twenty feet long carrying
saws
six
feet
long
end
a
foot
wide.
In Portland grows
ing, and women thought so much o f She was at the table mixing biscuit
A tow, like a match, varies In value
! “ Milly— will— you— fnarry*—me ?"
those things.
— — —
Uncle Ben wasn't an old uncle at he panted, staggering against the according to the way tt la need. That's i
/ e s f T J h e r e w ill b e a r o s e f o r y o u
all. Bnt he had come to think him­ wall. “ Quick! Answer met I've where the sawfish makes a flesle o f ,
Ufa. Think how much good be could
self very venerable and aged in-wi always— meant tan—have yon ! I love accomplish by using hla sew on her (
at the
deed. When a person becom eaah —you— more n I’ ve—g o t time— to hors choked up with weeds, channels
uncle before his manhood and when tell you. Now— quick— will you blocked with logs end lagoons crowded^
fate so shapes it that one must be­ marry me?” He flung hiahat down with trees and undergrowth.
come not only uncle, but father and and mopped his streaming face.
Instead' of a carpenter, e road bund­
She gazed at him in (taring sur­ er, e farmer, the sawfish becomes a
mother to one's nephews the re­
butcher. He swishes hie sew this way
sponsibility -conduces to a feeling of prise, but at his hurried,
JUNE 7, 8, 9,1916
and that quite recklessly and cuts up
old age, even when the said neph­ insistent demand «he
smaller
fish
into
ews are not much younger than one­ with crimson bewilderment. “ Why,
then he eats
yes, Benjamin, I don’t know hot I
self.
'
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North
So U nde Ben very naturally sup­ •UL” -
“ Tea? Je-rusalem! Is it yea?*
posed there was no chance fo r him
at all with the woman whom he lov­ he shouted, «citing her flour hands.
Let tt to said once for all that tt Is
ed so truly. He even decided that “ Sdy it again! Quick!”
better for both body and soul to be
“ It’s yes unless you’ re crazy, and obliged to go hungry sometimes then
he would sell his H im and go away.
to be full always; It Is whdleeomsr to
He brooded over it aU day and with I'm afraid you are.”
“ N o use, Joe, you’re too late! be weary frequently from herd work
heavv pain, forgetting to make hie
She’s mine!” he exulted as j o e andf then to keep on s deed level of com­
usual sharp bargain in business.
As he drove into the gste at the family streamed in with sur­ fort or to know weariness only from
tbe spinning dance end tbe dally pleas­
home toward evening Joe’s buggy prised inquiry.
LOW ROUND TRIP FARRS
ure; it is cleaner to be dusty and bathed
Then Joe comprehended and In the blood and sweat o f battle than
again appeared, and he drew up for
will be on eale from all Southern Pacific stations,
a ch a t He was in fine spirits and bnrst into shouts o f laughter. “ Oh, to be so sheltered as not to know the
md North, Joan 4th to Sth iadtsshro,
boyishly handsome beside Uncle Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben, what a blun­ meaning o f e hand to hand conflict with
return
lit June 12th. From etationa aouth of
in Oregon and Klamath Falle Branch,
Ben’s rough farm clothes and soiled der! But you’ ve popped at last a real problem'or fierce temptation; tt
to Sth tochwhre. Ketum limit June 17.
anyhow! Here’s the Milly I ’m go­ to grander to break tbe shackles o f ex­
boots.
For further information sale local agent or write
“ Guess I’ll take that cow, Uncle ing to marry,” drawing to him tha clusiveness and walk free in this dingy
Ben,” he Said, with a conscious blushing young girL “ Isn’ t that so, city of social unpopularity than to be
J o h n M. S c o t t , General Passenger Agent
the Idol o f men end women who do not
sweetheart ?”
smile. “ I expect to need her.”
Portland, Oregon
count for. bat rather against, the prog­
Little Milly nodded, then ran and
Uncle Ben grunted and busied
ress of the race.—From “The Inspira­
hid her face on Aunt Milly’ s bosom. tion of Responsibility,” by Bishop
himself with the gate.
“ But I thought— you’ ve been go­ Charles H. Brent
v“ Y ou see, I’m— oh, I might as
sell say it right out— I’m going to ing with him and” — Uncle Ben be­
be married pretty soon.” — ^-------- gan.
Meteors.
“ Don’t tell me you thought I’d
“ Settled, is it ?” His uncle glanc­
Meteors had an unusual influence on
take up with that fellow r Aunt ttie Greek* end Romans, who in e wey
ed up sharply, his face rather pale.
worshiped the falling bodies p f lumi­
“ Well, not quite,” Joe hesitated, Milly said indignantiy.
“ Well, thank fortune it’s dona nosity. It to declared that the Palla­
“ but she understands me well
enough, and it’s going to be settled and you’ ve promised me! Laugh dium of Troy and toe Image of Diana
tonight and the day fixed. I’m in­ away. I’m happy!” said old Uncla at Ephesus were erected to meteors.
At times ttW fall of these mysterious
vited there to supper, and I ’m sure Ben, casting off all his imaginary strangers has been accompanied by dis­
she knows what to expect. In fact, years from that moment
astrous results, for it to on record in
it nearly came out this morning.”
China that ten persons have been
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Oet RM ef the "Hurdles."
Uncle Ben said nothing, and aft­
struck end killed by them. Tbe Smith-
Dr. Gregory o f St. Paul’s, Lon­ son lac Institution has among its me­
er a moment Joe, who was accustom­
ed to his reticent relative, started don, reformed many abuses at the teoric collections one which weighs In
off, saying: “ Milly will be glad you great cathedral, among them pay- the neighborhood of 600 pounds, whose
are our nearest neighbor.
She ment fo r admission, lazy offici
icialf composition is nearly pore nlckeL
and
sleepy
vergers.
The
fact
that There have been discovered by chem­
thinks a lot o f you.”
ical analysis twenty-nine element» In
Despite Uncle Ben’s resignation, 8L Paul’s is nowadays much more
meteore. ell o f which ere found on u d
he felt his gay and handsome neph­ truly a place o f worship than a In tbo earth.
■
ew’s carelessly confident words as if show place is principally due to tha
they were so - many sharp, savage dean’s enthusiasm for reform. Ia
Cots and Nsodlae.
thrusts from a dagger. There came the days when people actually had
Oats stem to havo a habit o f swal­
a hot, suffocating sense of shame to pay to enter the cathedral thg lowing needles. When a cat to brought
and rage into his heart that he dean found a verger erecting a bar­ to a veterinary hospital suffering with
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DEPOSITS
should he thrust aside, unseen, un­ rier o f hurdles to keep back the a cough tbe doctor always looks for a
needle. In one Instance Dr. Chlldu e f
visitors.
heard.
“ What are you preparing for?* New York operated on a cat to remove
As he stumbled along by his team
to the barnyard he was seized with asked D t . Gregory. “ Is it to be a what be thought wee an ordinary
needle. He found e hatpin nine Inches
a great impulse to see her aqd speak catUe show ?”
long- But the cat’s life was eeved.— VXÆ rÆ Xm M M StM XSÆ Æ U U iM l
yet, although -it was uaeless.
And there were no more hurdles Popular Science Monthly, s
He lookal about vaguely at first, in S t Paul’s.— London M. A. P.
then with keen calculation. Joe
Tbb Modern Mss«*.
Badly Handioapped.
was still in sight. He had stopped
"Whet’s your Idea of e party leader T
to talk with some one, as was his
“ By golly,” gargles a casual call­
“A party toader,” replied Senator
social custom. He would not hurry, er; “ by golly, I met the nerviest guy Sorghum, "to e men who finds out
not dreaming o f need for it. h'
on the street I ever saw in my life r Whet the people want
"And then g ir o tt to them?" „
His team was tired, and the other
“ Go ahead and tell us about it,**
"No; promises It” —Washington Star.
horses in the pasture. I f be would we said wearily.
forestall Joe ne would have to go
*fThis panhandler came np to ma
Pleasant Wards.
afoot across lots. And there was and said, 'Would you please hvlp a
Poet—I seek a phrase that shall ox-
no time to shave and garb himself poor man what ain’t able to work T
rasa the Joy of life in two word«.
as he would have liked before going
“ 'Why, you look plenty strong* Can you suggest anything? Unfeeling
into her presence.
says I. And, honest, he looked aa Friend—Received payment ¡—Judge.
He tied up his horses snd start­ if he could pick me up and thrdff
Without on E ffort
ed. Joe was still talking when he me across the street.
Jack—Did
your friend, Miss Howler,
had cleared -his own farm and the
“ T may look |trong,’ answers be.
next. It was two miles, but he ’an’ I mar be strong. I am. Bnt I over reach high C? Maud—Yee; one
day et tbe dentist’* 1 believe she did.-
could cut off a considerable distance can’t work.’
Boston Transcript
.going across lots, and most of
“ 'What keeps you from work«
i way he could keep an eye on
■ven the man who thinks be kar
Joe’s progress.
“ ‘ My prid e.'” — Cleveland Plate tt an may change bis mind after
gets married.—Philadelphia Record.
Over the hill s grove intervened. Dealer.
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i „Uncle
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