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m I •• R Æ m *»,’' « •*; v r f v at. s : = A V V Newbury Lodge No. 104 A. F. HONORED THE PASS. * A. M. Regular mooting Seooad and Fourth Thursday And, aa One flood Turn w an in g» of uadi month. other, H W es Used Again. I was practicing law in Nevada, Visiting brotbera alw ays____ writes Thomas Fitch, and had success By order George Larkin, W . M „ fu lly defended some men « b o w a r e s » R- H .C Bennett, Secretary. BUT IT WAS ALMOST SOLVED. An Am orim s V isitor In the Republic, Who W asted to Know About Its President, Finally Cams Near fla t ting the Information He Craved. B krj M ... 4 . HN Switzerland Is a republic that runs with the exactness o f a Swim watch. Its machinery aa herm etically conceal ed. I bad heard that the Swim repub lic set the pattern o f government fo r the world, and I was anxious to know something o f Its methods and person nel. I was sorry that 1 was so ignorant I didn’t oven know the name o f the Swiss president, and fo r a ashamed to confess I t I was hoping I might see It In one o f the French papers I puzzled over every evening, but at the end o f the week I tim idly and apologetically inquired o f our friendly landlord aa to the name at the Swiss president ^ - 1 ----- — — But then came a shock. O ar land lord grew confused, blushed and con fessed that he didn’t know it H e had known I t ho said, o f course, but tt had slipped his mind. Slipped his mind! Think o f the name o f Roosevelt or W ilson or T a ft slipping the mind o f anybody In Am erica—and a landlord! I asked the man who sold me cigars. H e had forgotten too. I asked the apothecary, bat got no inform ation. I was not so tim id a fter th a t 1 asked a fellow passenger guest, I mean—an American, but o f long Swim residence, and got this story. I he rn ost o f i t H e said: When I came to Bwttnerland and found oat -w hat -a- w onderful little country It was, its governm ent so eco nomical. so free from party cartoptba and spoils, from g ra ft and politics, os different from the home life o f our own dear Columbia, 1 thought man at the head o f this thing must be a m aster hand; 1*0 find out his name.’ So I picked out a bright looking sobjoct and aald. ‘W hat Is the name o f the S ’.riss president?* “ H e triad.to pretend he didn’t under stand m y French, bat he did. fo r I can tear the language o ff a ll right— learned it studying art In Parts. W hen I pinned him down he said he knew the name w ell enough, parfaitem enL but couldn’t think o f it a t that m om ent "T h at w as a surprise, bat I asked the next man. H e couldn’t think o f it either. Then 1 asked a police officer. O f comae be knew tt a ll right, ‘Oh. , Pa that ie End » f t Roman«« Lasting Ovar Thirty Year*. Many years asu tvUUe studying in Boston | lived for a time In a private boarding house o f the Bach Bay. ,Aa most or the ant « a were wealthy wid ows. 1 named it the House o f Veils. iSMOK jhose coming In from the out- aide to take their meals was Miss Adams, a descendant o f the historical Adams fam ily and a woman o f about sixty years. She was engaged to be married and had been engaged for more than thirty years. Her lover called, took her to dinners and the theater, sent her flow ers and sweets as in the days o f their youth. Those who knew her told ase this story : r W hile a t * young she bad been le ft an income sufficiently targe to tain herself in com fort, but not enough fo r the upkeep o f a home such as she thought befitted her station in life. So she lived tn lodgings, while her fiance cared fo r bis widowed mother, who lived to be very old. A t the tim e to which I refer her lover held a responsible position, and the only obstacle tn the way o f their rtage was the aged mother. They were devoted lovers at sixty and bad been devoted lovers fo r thirty years. Being Hie longest engagement o f which I had ever heard or read. I eras interested to know the ending o f a story so unusual hi life. * Some yeans after, m eeting a guest o f the House o f Veils. I asked •bout Miss Abigail Adams. Tim mother had outlived the son! A and and lonely old woman was m ill livin g in lodgings, looking back to the pride and selfishness o f her youth, which had cost her a home and all that scratched his bead and scowled, bat he t.—Chicago Tribune. couldn’t dig up that name. H e was Just a plain liar— tout »Implement— like tbe others. FATHER’S P E R IL *T askedLevery man 1 m et end every W het Would You H ave Done Had You one o f them hue# I t had It right on the mid o f his tongue, bat somehow It ■son In His P lo ssf iu s t three o r fou r tim e yellow ed pages seemed to stick there. N ot e men in In An old colonial diary. H ow the man- Vevey or M ontreal coaid tell me the’ . cam s into my possession is tm- name o f the Swim president I t was i are tw o paragraphs: tbe same in Fribourg, the seme even “ February y e tenth. 1628. This day in Berne, the capital. “ I had about given np when one even i moot terrible thing happened to Fa ther. It bath been a long, cold winter, ing In Berne I noticed a sturdy man and ye members o f oar little colony with an honest face approaching. H e have suffered grievously, supplies be looked in telligen t too. and as a last re in g scant Our larder bring w ell nigh sort I said. ‘Could you by any chance m y goodly fath er started forth in tell me the name o f the Swiss presi i o f game. O f late tt hath grown dent?* difficult to obtain powder “ The effect was startling. H e seised Father had but one charge me by the arm and. a fter looking up le ft fa r U s trusty blanderfatoss; but, and down the street, leaned forw ard shot, he had no doubt and whispered in my ear: would (Arose sufficient to “ ‘Moo D iea: C’est mol! 1 am the w ild creature that Swiss president; bat—ah, non, don’t be supplied w ith tell any one. I am tbe only man tn Switzerland who knows tt. “ H e had wandered some w ay from “ ‘You aee,’ my friend continued, ‘be y e settlem ent when he sighted a w ild Is elected privately; no torchlight cam tnrkey perched on a Umb. D raw ing paigns. no scandal, and only for a near, be took aim. At this moment a year.* skulking savage leaped from behind a “ H e is only a sort o f chairman, tree near by. An .arrow hurtled past though o f coarse his work is im por fleer father's bead, barely missing him. ta n t and tbe present able incumbent Quickly he turned his blunderbuss upon has been elected a number o f times. y e savage and prepared to fire. H is name Is—Is— is— Ah, yes. that’s “ But ye thought came to him that his my tram. So sorry to have to harry w ife and children were in dire straits aw ay—see yon tonight at dinner.” — fo r food. H aving bat the one shot, A lbert Bigelow Paine In Harper’s Mag what should be do? T o slay y e savage azine. would mean that yo tnrkey would es cape T o shoot yo tnrkey would place Died Press Terror. father at ye mercy o f ye cruel red- Perhaps the most rem arkable death akin. Momentarily be hesitated; but, frota fear was that o f tbe Dutch paint suddenly determining upon a bold er Pentman. who lived In tbe seven course, he took steady aim. fired and teenth century. One day be w ent into slow y e "— a room fu ll o f anatomical subjects to H ere the manuscript breaks off. I'm sketch some death’s heads and skele sorry that I ever ran across the con tons for a picture be intended to pain t founded thing.—W alter Q. D oty In Cin Tbe weather was very sultry, and cinnati Enquirer. while sketching be toll asleep. H e was aroused by bones dancing around Oddities o f Taxation. him and the skeletons suspended from In England there have been many the ceiling clashing together. In a fit amusing taxes and more amusing eva o f terror be threw him self from s w in sions. A t one ttme the bores was sin dow, and, though he sustained no se gled out os s peculiar victim , and the rious Injury and was Inform ed that a farm er evaded the obligation by riding slight earthquake bad caused tbs eo*n- his cow to market or by harnessing hie tnotlon among bis ghostly surround w ife to the cart alongside o f a b ig dog ings. he died In a tow days in a to drag the produce to town. Thg tax ras tremor. on chimneys resulted in tbs destruction o f many fine old fireplaces, and tbs tax When thè Cat W as on windows bad the effect o f In thè middle egee brute animala the booses look as If they had formati as promlnent a part in thè ds- hoarded up end deserted. It also im r ottonai ceremonias o f tbe tim e as paired the eyesight o f hundreds o f ta g - tbey had la thè old religión o f S g y p t The cat Aelurus waa embalmed after deatb and burlad In thè city o f Bubns- A Cobbler'» de becanse. according to Herodotns. eountries tbirtcen i» slw sys Diana Bnbsstls, thè ch ief deity o f thè i o f as "tbe beker’s dosen.** bat in piace, «a s asid to bave transformad Itn ly tt M rsiled **a cobbler’s d a n n ." berseli lato a est when thè goda fiad i h S trsdiHoa in Chat land tbat lato E gyp t tbere was a law com poIHng oobblars to put tw rive naOs a round tbe* AH things eoi as te those who odgo o f a boet heri and tbat wl but it takes a lifetim e to prove the Ifl at cuaed o f stage robbery. A wash a fter ward. with some companions. I waa "seeing o ff” a London mining export who was about to depart on the stage coach. A fter a room } o f drinks ha aald to me Jocularly: " I may meet soma at your cliente on tbe road. I wish yoa would give me a pass.” “C ertainly," I replied. I stepped to the hotel desk and on a sheet o f my office paper which 1 happened to have in my pocket w rote: “T o A ll Boad Agents— pass the bearer and oblige me.” I signed my name thereto. W ith a laugh be pocketed the note, and we bade each other goodby. That n igh t sore «sough, the was stopped and the up and relieved o f their valuables by masked highwaymen. When my friend was reached be band ed my note to the robber, exclaim ing. "H ere, my man, la a note fo r yon." Th e robber carried it to the stagecoach lamp, read tt and handed tt to the cap- tain o f tbe gang, who read It and w ith a grin that could be seen below bin mask, exclaimed. "T fca fa good!” and paaaed thè bearer o f the note without robbing him. Months afterw ard I received from the county jaQ a mese age from a man who was accused o f being a partici pant tn a shooting scrape that he da- aired to aee m e I w ent th ere H e said that he desired to employ m e to defend him. “ I have no cssb to pay a fe e ” said b e "but maybe this w ill serve fo r H e handed me the pese I had Issued, “ it ’s good.” said I. Could I have aald That extra fire dollars per ton on black ratpberries is as good Dahlias, we have them in New to you as anybody else. Valley berg as good as the best. Pan Canning Co. * It sies, Mastodon, grown in Ore When you need crude carbolic gon, from Oregon seed. Rose acST, sheep dip#, carbolioeum bushes, strong plants. S h il o h r e l i e f c o r p s n o . 25tf s John Gower, creosote and other dope in this Mattings hold tbs tod and 4th Thore- “ TheHome of Flowers,” Newberg line, call on us. 6regon Hdwe. dny o f uaab month at tffiO P. M. in the & Imp. Co. 24 tf I. 0. 0. P. HsD. Royal' Anna Charrias Wanted. Minnie B. Byers, Pres. Suit Case Fouud—On Port Emma L. Snow, See. We are in the market and land road, near Winter’s place, Monday morning. C o n t a i n s ready to contract iforyour Royal clothing. Owner call and pay ior Anne cherries. Spriogbrook Can ning Co. tf this notice. It Old Reliable Coach Horse. F o r Sale—1 road cart, 1 good second hand buggy harness, 1 J. W. Henry is here for the The Grapic and Weekly Orego mowing machioe, 1 hay rake, 1 son with his well known coach 3Vi wagon. Newberg Feed & nian, one year, $2.00. horse, which he will be glad to Seed Company. 33-4 show to interested parties if 4^4 cent» for black raspberries. We give our usual 10 per cent tbey will call at the Commercial Valley Canning Co. It tf. discount on all makes of auto barn. Cummins pays cash tor poul mobile tires, tubes and supplies. Thanks for Votes Reeafoad Oregon Hardware St Implement try and eggs. . 28tf Company. 26tf I take this means o f expressing Field and garden seeds lor sale my appreciation for the votes I F or strawberry, blade cap and at Chehalem Valley Mills. tf received a t the primary election loganberry crates, apple boxes, for representative to the legisla Carriage rubber tires applied peach and cherry boxes see the ture, and especially for tbe hand at McCoy Bros.’ g a ra g r 28tl the cannery before you buy. I t some vote I received at Dundee. Have thatfplow sharpened at W. W. Luni W It Lost—Black ribbon watch fob McCoy Bros.’ garage for 25c. with gold buckle and dark agate charm, pear-shaped. One dollar Screens for doors and windows reward. H arry H. Haworth, Ezra Hayes will give special a t ' : Spaulding Loggin g Co. 28tf Newberg, Ore. tention to Pension business, 24 Watch the ‘»weekly spedala” CRITICISING A CRITIC. Warn ted—10 head o f calves or years o f successful practice. at Larkin-Prince Hardware Co. Indian w ar claims, a feature. yearlings to pasture during the A L ittle Sermon on the Use o f "File your claim! now. Office so an Adverb. Get yòur berry crateagand hal- season; 50 cents for calves and next door east ot Electric light A Brooklyn man w rites to a Manhat locks o f Spaulding Loggin g Co. 75 cents for yearlings per month. tan m orning paper in greet distress be office on First Street, Newberg. G- W. Ramey. 32ti 32tf cause signs by the roadside commonly •“ ..................................* . — - i.-- - y --- i i -- t -, say. "Autom obiles Go Slow.” Th e w rit r tt jo u r mower repair« early er thinks the amount at paint and labor required “ to change the adjective to an from Larkin - Prince Hardware adverb would be very Insignificant ho % Co. • compared with the pu rifyin g o f a na tion’s speech.” Riverside Dairy for, pare milk But i f purifying the speech dropping the use o f “ slow” as and creanti. Call White 168. verb let us be thankful the tf D. Barber. did not get busy before the llsh authors began to w rite. The For Sale— 10 borse gas engine era purifiers, or Innovators, w ould de prive us o f Milton “ sw inging slow w ith by Charles Crater. Telephone sullen ruer" and compel Hhskespeare !9 a 25. 21-tf to rew rite tbe first three lines o f “ M id ---------------- • - - . ■ summer N ight’s Dream.” Wanted—Housekeeper to care “ Slow” as an adverb baa been in Mt- -ature since the year 1000. It la io r 5 children and do housework. tn Byron, Thackeray and the Theo. Schwdgert. 29 t f burgh R eview . Johnson’s Dictionary Ladies’s Notice. I am desirous o f lining up trades ot Newberg d ty and coun I will be home at 205 S. Center try property for property in IV ! blocks from the mission all Portland. What have you? Shel day Mondays and each forenoon. don A. Stubbs, White 132. Wijl do no business on Satur days. Appointments made by I have several desirable traded Phone White 200.' o f Portland property for either Cora E. Diedericks, Newberg tow n property or acre Nu Bone Corsetiere. age close ia. Who is interested? Sheldon A. Stubbs, Insurance White 132. When your shipping market is “ gone” on your strawberries, take them to the cannery. We its use by Dohne. M ilton and Pope. It ' White Dent corn for seed at 4 furnish the crates. Valley Can seems as If tt ought to be especially cents a pound and kale at 20 ning Co, It suitable tn an autom obile w arning sign. cents. J. T. Everest. tf. For cannot old fashioned people (not “ purifiers” ) remember the couplet in Marmion?” And corns he slow or aoaos he fast It Is but death who com— at last. The English language w ill continue to be a noble and forcefu l means o f expressing thought i f it remains proof against new end unheard o f rales alter ing ancient usage. In other words, let us investigate and “ go slow ” before condemning a word ju st because it Is encountered fo r the first time.—Brook lyn Standard Union. Marat’s Deadly Prescription. W hether Marat o f "th e terror” was a veterinary surgeon or a fashionable physician is a point which historians have earnestly debated. Some light in thrown upon it by the memoirs o f tbe papal envoy o f tbe netted, who waa one o f his patients, apd reports as fol low s: "H e prescribed fo r me some medi cine which would have killed me i f the celebrated chemist o f the Rue Jacob had been w illin g to give it to me. ‘I see w ell eDough,’ he said, th a t this is no medicine fo r you; it is medi cine for a horse. I recognize the doc tor's signature; be is mad.’ Apparently M arat had mistaken me fo r one o f his patients at the stable at which he was a physician.“ F or Sale—One canopy top sur You get more for jo u r black rey, as good as new. Will sell raspberries at tbe Valley Can for less than halt w hat it cost, ning Co. than anywhere else. I t or will trade for cows, * young Money furnished promptly al stock or anything I can use. F. ways on xralystate at 7 and 8 per D. Hutchinson, Dundee. I t pd ct- A tty. BTA.KHks, McMinnville, For Trade—One iot and live- room bnngalow, nearly new. F o r Bargains in new and sec Will^accept two-thirds value in ond hand goods call at Nash’s vacant lots or acreage, balance Second Hand Store, 304 First St. cash. Call at 109 N. Meridian 31ti street. A. M. Bray. 32-4 Thirteen head o f goats tor sale Get your mowers and rakes s t $2 per head, with kids thrown out and look them over. I f you in. Phone 15a26. 29tf need repairs for them order early. Ask Larkin-Prince Hardware Larkin-Prince carry Deering & Co. about Pyrene, tbe great fire McCormick repairs and can fix extinguisher and property pro you up shortly on any kiud ot a tector. machine. Lone Fir Dairy—Fortwqctand For Sale or Trade—15 acres sour milk, buttermilk, skim milk good land, 5 miles from New and cream. Delivery made ot berg, on county road aod Will mornings. tf amette river, R. F. D., telephone. Will sell at great sacrifice or I f yon -want to get 4Vi cents trade for vacant property in The Modest Model. for yonr black raspberries go Newberg. Inquire at Graphic Jolla W ard Howe, though a woman and contract them to tbe Valley o f very good appearance, waa ex trem » i office. I t pd Canning Co. It ly m odest “ She once posed fo r me.” said a B o » ton painter the other day. "But hesitated a long time before consent ing. T o urge her on I said: * ’Don’t be afraid; n i do you Jostle* " ‘Ah,’ she answered. I t isn’t Jnstiog f ask fo r at your hands; it’s mercy.’ * In and O ut The old saying that- a man canaot be in tw o places at the same time has at last been proved false. It w ss discovered one day that S baseball player, much to tbe dislike at s number o f loyal fans, can bo out at home.— Now York P o et Godina W hs« You Pay For. Church -S e a ts In th e , theaters tn New York com# high, don’t tb s jt Gotham—W e lt yes, higher than ssgfli In the street cars. Bat there is tJW satisfaction when buying s seat is a theater you are pretty sure to get oaa. — Yonkers Statesman. The Paddlet G ram m en?—'W hat, another gown! Mrs. Gmmmennr—Yes, most have one when I 'attend the n domestic economy.—Judgn Is a chastity o f honor that 1 a stain hko a wound.—Butko. We not only take your Royal F o r strong second hand trank Anne cherries, but take all your and suitcase w ill trade house Black Republicans, Gov. Wood, hold furniture. Phone Red 182. Ox Heart, Rock port and Centen Box 88, route 3. It nial. Valley Canning Co. It F o r Sale—Stock hogs weighing The Valley Cauniug Co, will B O 'to 100 ¡pounds at 7% cent!. buy this year black raspberries, Also Registered Duroc Jersey loganberries, strawberries, black pigs. Phone 22a51. It berries, cherries, green gages, sil F o r Sale—Four-room, well-fin ver prunes, plums, Italian prunes, ished bungalow,. to Jbe moved pears, beans, beets, carrots and It aw ay. Price $300. G. R. T a y squash. lor. Phone Red 154. It Wool And Mohair Wanted. C. J. Clemenson, Newberg tin ner and sheet metal worker, up The Chehalem Valley M illais stairs in E. L. Evans’ plumbing in the market for wool and mo •hop. 501 P in t St. 29tf hair. I t will pay yon to call and get prices. tf. F o r Sale or Rent—Six-room house and lo t 1 0 0 ^ 1 0 feet at about half price. Small barn. Farm loans only. Prepayment J. M . Rittenhouse, Dayton, privileges, long time, low rate*. Avenue. tf Call or write H. B. Morton, 209 Graphic aad Semi-Weekly Jour U. S. National Bank Building, Salem, Oregon. 32-6 pd nal for one year $2. How About Your Health? — * * * ---------------- * Are you W e ll, or just near-well? Possibly you are really sick, or possibly your vigor and energy are below par? Read The Hygienist aod h o w to eat and to care for your body so you will, get welt and be cer tain of real health and unlimited energy. The Hygienist is a monthly magazine edited by Dr. R, R. Daniels, a regular contri butor to this paper. Just to get acquainted we will send you six o f our best back numbers tor twenty-five cents. The Hygienist Publishing Co., Majestic Bldg., Denver, Colo. * tf. Your Naad ot Chiropractic. Chiropractors are well qualified to successfully handle any case that does not demaud the sur geons’ care. They have bad suc cess where operations were said to be necessary. The Chiro practor does not use the knife. When the human machine be comes clogged and breaks down, and A Chiropractor is summoned he carefully examines tbe im paired machine much as an expert machinist looks over an automobile that is refusing to- ran. And as the machinist finds • the mechanical defects in the automobile, so the Chiropractor finds the anatomical derange- * meat interfering with the func tions of life. He adjusts the human machine in a skillful and scientific manner with his hands - and|it ia soon performing its func tions properly. Are you feeling tired and w o rn . out? Are you nervous and sleep less? It would be well to have the Chiropractor look you over before the crash, for he has been taught to understand, the intri cate and delicate machinery of the human body. ^ Constipation, stomach trouble, chronic headache and all other diseases both acute and chronic permanently cared by Chiro practic. Call and let Dr. Daniels, the Chiropractor, in the Edward*, building explain his method to . you more thoroughly. Coo-- saltation free. It pd
