i ' ' ■...— him. It was incredible. Peter took TWO FINE OLD WORD«. CROCODILES OF BORNEO. it very hard. It was his first experi ence in not getting what he wanted. A r Art I r Which th* Natives Wara 1 » I Natives Da Nat Fear Theai and Kill Vat Few Cetild New Tall Offhand Whet F I R S T AT H O W A N O N C W B C R O . ORK «•haw” ar “ Biker Means. Instead of being grateful to Mrs. parts Before Our Bra. I Them Only In Revenge. O » mmimm cUçJ Wrest for not accepting him, every Why do useful words d ie? In m ! b so far as good coottug consists j I t is no uncommon sight in Bor- unmarried woman waa angry w ith ______ to making the cheap as attractive and j neo to see a large crocodile sunning good use today there are scores and , «Mi other idvistogw. « U a i a i m her. It was not long before scarce- «electable as the moat expensive, the i himself on the” muddy bank of a hundreds and doubtless thousands PERFECT FUNERAL SERVICE. ly a woman save Mrs. Howland vis- ' Ch!na ** j river. He takes no notice of the na- of needless synonyms, useful only Plim PI mmk W U . 25, B U M ited Mrs. Wrest. She was at liberty f ! tires, even though they pass quite to the poet and the stylist, while Chance Aided In Solving It now to read and play the violin as | ' *" [ near him. So common, indeed, is excellent words o f honorable Anglo- much aa she chose and to sew for a l l , « j,, t w deMtly populated the the sight that the Dyaka themselves Saxon ancestry and needful fo r use the poor that needed new garments, cook becomes f t an early act an Im pay no heed to these dangerous rep have been doomed to death, execut By ALEXANDRA DXGMAR HODSON A ELLIOTT all because she had refused Peter portant member of the social economy. tiles, and yet~it is no unusual thing ed and forgotten. She came to Northport alone and Meredith, whom nobody wanted her Not only the preparation of food for in Borneo to hear of some human Shaw, for example, is a fine old FUNOUL unannounced, an entire stranger to to have. Immediate but alee for future use la life being taken by a crocodile. For English word. It meant a ami " or A * F a n i Cm m everybody. She boarded at - Mrs. Why had she done it? There hla function. Long before Christ they months perhaps the crocodiles in a and pleasing open group o f trees, Polk’s, and it was thought that when could be only one reason. She had loarned to preserve fruits and vegeta river live at peace with mankind. neither a copse nor a forest. I t wi 705 705 1-2 Pm S m fall came she would go away, as did no business to marry! She had a bles by desiccation, compression, pick- Then suddenly one o f these crea not so impressive as a grove nor O iccC m 118, R m . B U I IS,Rod203 the few other city dwellers who husband living from whom she had Hag. smoking, sousing and candying. tures will carry off some lad bathing wee it es insignificant as a thicket They extended and applied these proc ^ TTO RN BY-AT-LAW were able to get summer accommo no divorce! esses to animal tissue. Centuries ago in the river or even attack some one or a coppice. dations in the conservative old Though Mrs. Wrest was apparent they did what Americana cannot do paddling along in hia boat. ^Through a shaw there often ran CLARENCE UTT town. Bnt when fall came she ly lftn8ciou8 o f the increasing feel today—dry. clams, oysters and other a sike. We mi^ht spare shaw nowa There seefiis to be no reason why Will practice in ell the courta of the bought a pretty cottage on a quiet ing against her, she made n j sign. shellfish until they are as bard as the crocodile should suddenly show days, bnt sike is one o f those words Special attention inven to pro- . • She still attended church regularly, wood and would keep exposed to the ‘ ft man eating propensity in this way. which should never have been DTK, the writing of deeds, m o r t - street contracts and the drafting of all The first thing Mrs. Wrest did wearing black and sitting alone in **>« By«k> account (or it b , a curb thrown in the philological garbage Newberg, Oregon. ESTpepem. after going into the house was to her pew, apparently unconscious of atari flatfiah. sturgeon and the like ao oua superetition They say that if can, declares a writer m the Cleve O m cm — Second Floor in Unies Block hire Cornelia Bangs, partly as a all who were so fiercely conscious of thnrmuhlj *t»»t they cm use the on- i f°°d »* offered to a person and he land Plain Dealer. I t is little less servant, partly as companion. Cor her. She was sitting thus one morn boxed goods. If necessary, for bnllaat- ; refuses it and goes away without at than shameful that the dictionaries nelia was a peculiar old soul, but ing perfectly still, with her small lag a trading vessel without injuring ! least touching it some misfortune put (obs.) after it. C . K . C H A P IN respectable and a good worker, and hands folded and her face lifted to their quality or flavor. - . •" I is sure to befall him, and he will A sike is a brook or rill that the position Mrs. Wrest offered the minister. :------ most probably be attacked by a makes a handsome showing in must have been a real godsend.1 The church was unusually well bla expenditures to tbo limit laid down j cr0codile ; also it is said that one of spring and autumn, but which is PracticeSn all courts; Probate, Deeds, O f course all the ladies in the filled, and Mrs. Wrest’s pew waa the i and all legal pa peas. Ab- «T ioose^ eth od s* l f S 2 {J* W J 8 the gods punish crime is quite dry in midsummer. It re neighborhood went to call upon the only one where there were vacant country. He can calculate the cost of by »ending a ^ocod ile to attack the quires a dozen or more words to tell new resident. She received them; sittings. The ushers understood what a sfkc really is, and yet sike culprit. I l N M W m i W R I l W M B K graciously and served them with tea that when there ceased to be room a meal to within n few cents. He can has been permitted to go by the Thtf-Dyaks o f Borneo will not kill make -an Inferior cot of fresh pork and cakes made in Cornelia’s best elsewhere strangers might be shown resemble the best qjece of perfumed ; a crocodile except in revenge. If board, while* needless superfluities D l X O f t l style. But she told them nothing to.places beside her, and so now, pork, ao highly prised by hla employer j the animal will li live at peace with have retained placet honor in the that they had come to hear, and when a man entered the vestibule or make a mock bird’s nest soup t him the Dyak has no wish to start language they went away with their curioeity very late, he was taken at once to scarcely distinguishable from the real a qUarr®l. If however, the croco- The reason is not hard to find. completely baffled. Who was Mrs. ' Mrs. Wrest’ s pew. h ... ® 8pr g n*“ r*et * ’* *n J*1?*;® dile breaks the truce and kills some In olden days, when cities were not W rest? Whence had she com e?' He was a tall Inan, with a point be win buy a quantity of perishable one then he feels justified in re much, men knew tlm country, and Was she widow or divorcee? They ed blond beard and blond hair just goods and preserve them to last until taliating. -| the language was bu m in terms of OIBee, White 22; Res. Red 123 the autumn “ . ' were at liberty to conjecture what slightly gray, distinguished looking Under these circumstances the ; natural objects. Then came ab- they chose, but they could find out ' and handsome. Mrs. Wrest moved a Dyaks set to work to find the cul- j stractions and emotions and phi- nothing positively,_____ ____....__ t little and lifted her eyes. Then her OLD TIME COURT OPENING. prit and go on catching and killing losophizings and abstruse delvings, Cornelia Bangs, being proverbial face went suddenly white, and she Bay* Coma in,» Was tha Call whan crocodiles until they succeed in do- . and the little things o f nature fad- ly close mouthed, waa as impene crumpled forward in a dead fa in t tha Judo* Waa Raady. ing so. The Dyaks generally wear j ed into insignificance. Men who trable as her mistress. She aidn*f. The stranger lifted her up and -*Oyes! Oyesl Oyes! Know ya all brass ornaments, and by cutting read and wrote did not think of know. That was the answer she without noticing any one’s inter- that the honorable circuit conrt of ! open a crocodile they can easily as- 1 sikes. made to all queries. ference bftre her into the vestibule. i Peoria county now stands convened : certain whether he is the' creature I. Only within the last half century It waa evident that Mrs. Wrest Mrs. Howland and a few others rose pursuant to adjournment." . ^ j they wish to punish.— r — ----- ; have men turned back again to the Office over Finit National meant to live very quietly and cared instantly and followed after Hie Thto la the impressive ceremoay used Sometimes aa many as ten croco- pleasant and inspiring phases o f nat- Bank very little for social .'doings. Most twain. •. and the words spoken aloud when cir- ¿¡jeg are kniVd before they manage ural beauty. They have found sikea o f her time she passed in reading «This is my wife,” the stranger Phone White 3*1 ^ - V * i to fin<* the animal they want to be everywhere and have described them or playing upon her violin or doing explained tersely. “ Is there any- tiebes are required tH rU e and remain r avenged on. Having succeeded in ; with labored circumlocution, for a little kindnesses for the sick and thing you can do fo r her ?” until the conrt baa been ' doing this, they once more live a t ' sike is one o f the daintiest and hap- nee<ty. She opened her eyes and looked seated. peace with these reptiles until such , piest offerings o f the wide world. Mrs. Wrest attended all the serv- straight into those o f her husband,- In the days of 1818 to'lfDO things time as the truce is broken again by j - ------ ------------- — bR. A . M. DAVIS ices o f the church, although she had « h o was holding her as if he would were different, as early historical rec aome crocodile killing a human be- • - Jack Cada'a Monument, presented no letter fo r membership, never let go again. ords show, observes the Ptooria Trib ing.— Los Angeles Times. I At Heathfield, jn England, ii a She dressed always very beautiful in “ Gordon!” she said and fainted une. Records of those days show one D E N T IS T ----------- - --------- ! farm on which still stand the in incident In which Judge John Reynolds Mack, but she wore no jewelry save away again. .* o f ; mains o f an old atone house that is Success consists in getting out c waa seated on the circuit bench In ourself everything m at’s in you. ' said once to have been the home o f a large pearl brooch, which M rs.} Next day Mrs. W rest had Hay, the jeweler’s wife, said waa to ' be a mystery,- fo r Mrs. — Howland Washington county when the follow Ing t does not consist in doing almost the notorious Jack Cade. Whether the finest o f the kind she had ever told all she knew, and she knew a was the procedure: “Boys come In. Oui* John Is going quite as much or a little more th a n or not Cade ever lived there can seen. .c great deal. She had heard the -toehold court.” the sheriff said to the the other fellow. What the other never be accurately determined, but No other woman in Northport whole story from Editha, while her spectators. Jurors snd attorneys who fellow does doesn’t amount, to a there is no disputing the fact that had such a . way o f wearing her husband sat by ready to affirm evaiy had gathered on the grass la the court dent in a doorknob, ao far aa you are he waa killed in that neighborhood. dothea, o f carrying herself, o f tflt- word. house yard. concerned. You're successful when On-the main road, not far from the ing her chin. The courts in those days were held you put to some useful purpose e f- ' ruins o f the bouse, stands a monu- Gordon Wrest waa the heir o f an And J o other woman was as beau old uncle who had once been in love mostly In log bouses or in barrooms of ery ounce of energy, every grain o f ificnt with this inscription: “ Near tiful. I f she had not tieen beauti with Editha’ s mother. Not feeling village taverns fitted up for the pur gray matter, - every mite o f muscle th i/ spo spot was slain tne notorious ful there would not have been so able in justice to provide for Editha pose. with a temporary bench for the that you’ve got. You’re successful rebel* Jack Cade by Alexander Iden, court and benches and chairs for the much said or thought about her. as he wished, he le ft his money to Juror», lawyers and spectators. In gen when you’ ve developed all there is Esq., sheriff o f Kent, A. D. 1460. Office over U. S. Natl. Bank She had a calm, pale face, sur Gordon only on the eondition that eral. the Judges were adverse to ren to yon and have given that to the His body was carried to London, and Phone Black 171 rounded with dark hair as with a he marry her. So Gordon carried dering decisions on points or law snd world. his head fixed upon London bridge. _____ ___ _____ frame. Her eyes also were dark, in out the old man’s wishes and be preferred to submit all questions to This is the success o f all rebels, and A Cumulative Teat. this fortune chanceth ever to trai OOOOOOOOOOOWOOOWOWOOOOOOO« scrutable in their depth and still came possessed both o f Editha and the Jurors for a decision. As the thin man and the stoat tors.” ness. Her month drooped a little, the fortune. One Instance is cited when attorneys but then some mouths.are not shap All went well till Editha found requested the court to Instruct the jur one were talking of diet and food in D r. J oh n S . R a n k in ”1 hope the motto of this railroad to ed for constant smiling. It was not out the condition o f the will, and, of ors on qilestlons of law. ' The Judge, general the thin man said: “ Yon safety first” after rubbing bis head snd face with can get an excellent dinner at Clap- a sad mouth, and it was not a happy course, she immediately thought FHYSKJAR SURGEON “It Is." replied the man who thinks one. It was just still, like the rest that Gordon had married her for bis bands and reflecting a few mo ham’s, the restaurant near my of- only of pecuniary precaution. “I .no ments. said to the lawyers: Office over U. S. National Bank | fice, for "25 cents. Ever try one of tice It never let«« anybody travel a mile o f her face. the money’s sake alone. She waa "Why. gentlemen, the Jury under his dinners?” Office phone Blue 171 * I f she had had a great sorrow r young and foolish and passionate, without rstytqi: In advance.”—Washing stand It; they need no Inatructloni; Residence Phone Black 116 “ One o f ’em ! Yes, I should say 1 ton S?ar. she hid it skillfully or else she had and without stopping to ask her no doubt they will do Justice In thto had," said the stout man. “ Why, I no heart. There were a great many husband a question or reason with tOOQOOOOOQOQOOOOW OOOOOOOOa Self trH»t is tie* first secret of sue- ate four o f ’em one day last week 1” women who thought she had no herself she gathered up what waa heart. That is often the first accu hers and fled. Gat Up Right. sation brought against a beautiful Get op right In the morning Go to She thought she Srould seek out L ittle fie ld & R o m ig woman by others who are not so some little place, make herself a bed right at night Start with Joy in beautiful. I B W P B M W I j B BBI home and nettle down to a life o f your heart.-hope In the future, kind- neas In your purpoee. :■ P H Y S I C I A N S She had lived in Northport two 1 seclusion and good deeds. • If it to a dark day never mind: yon years when something happened. Her husband had found her by an d SU R G EO N S will lighten ft up. If it to a bright day Peter Meredith fell in love with her. the merest chance. “ I have spent you will add to the brightness. Give a Office in First Nat'l Bank Bldg. Of course there might have been three years o f mv life looking for word of «-beer, a kindly greeting and a Phone, Black 31 other men than Peter in love with you,” he said. “ When a wreck de- warm handshake to your friends. M r. M a n »♦»«oseeeee»»»»eeees«s»ses her and probably were, but Peter layed me here for a few hours and If your enemies look up pass them was the only one that advertised his I decided to go to church I had no by, forget and try to forgive. If all of ua would bear In mind that regard boldly. j idea Gf the consequences. It seem* All the young unmarried women as if a kindly fate must have led happiness to from within and not from DR. TH O S. W . HESTER * were simply dving for Peter. In me to your f«nr side. Editha ,'T Ë 8 " ellsprln* of “ * * 10 ^ h ^ d th® son would ish- Physician and Surgeon * the first place he was rich, and in our long separation t a i accomplir1 W hy not get * good shine forever. T h ere’s no ov erh ea tin g Office in Dixon Building > the next his good looks wonld have ! ed nothing more it must at lei <ast oil stove so that dur Try It!—Leslie's. made him eligible without the addi- j prove to yon thht ,1 love you. r w . O ffic . W U t. 22, IW White 11 { ing the hot weather the kitchen with an up-to- rmn At *nAn Att tt A X i t » « » tion o f money. “ And the fdtfire,” Mrs. Wrest date oil cook stove. It’s your wife or mother “The High 8eae.» NEWBERG - - OREGON £ His married sister took him to said, looking up into his face with ju st like cooking with city By “the high seas” referred to In or sister or daughter, task as soon as she suspected his in such a smile as her face had never article 1 of the constitution of the gaa. T h e burners con can p re p a re th e fatuation. She had kept him from before been seen to wear, •mu United 8tates to meant the open see— centrate the heat at the meals in a cooLco/n- marrying a good many years; be prove that— I love you.” that to. the waters outside the civil different cooking points. fortablm hitehm n? jurisdiction of any country whatever, cause she wanted the money for the DR. SA R A H E. SM ITH which, according to the law of nations, small Peter, her ■Aon, and she did Had an Alibi. Physician and Surgeon not intend to be outwitted now by An old colored man went to the to limited t / One marine league, or thrpe geographical miles, from tha a woman who had nothing but her j polls one day to register. Office in City Hall shore. Even the great lakes beyond handsome face to r<4ommend her. “ What’s your name, uncle?” the the limit designated above are regard Office Phone—White 147 “ You don’t know anything about clerk asked. ed aa “high Residence Phone—Blue 58 her,” she urged. “ Mah name am George Washing NEWBERG OREGON N o w ood or coal or “T don’ t ask< to know anything ton, sah,” the old fellow answered. 8 h# Had S u spicion s. ashes to lug. N o that she does hot choose to tell me. “ George Washington, eh?” said 8hs—But how do I know you love waiting for fires to I love her well enough to trust the clerk. “ Well, George, are you mol catchup. T h e long her,” Peter answered valiantly. Hs— Why, I can’t sleep at nights the fellow that cut down the cherft Blinking of yon. blue ch im n eys d o “ Good heavens! She may be an tree ?” She—That proves nothing. Pa can’t a w a y ” w i t h all adventuress!” cried his sister, los- “ No, sah,” said the old man ; “ no, Dr. E. E. Daniels sm oke and sm ell. in g h e r temper. sah, I ain’ t. I ain’t done no work sleep' at nights thinking of yon. but I hardly think It Is lova.—Loodon Stray In 1,2, 3, snd 4-bnrnsr Then Peter lost his and declared at all, sah, fo ’ nigh outer free CH IRO PR ACTIC sixes, with or without S t o r i e s ___ _____________ _ that he was going straight to Mrs. years.” — Exchange. ovens. Also csbinet PH YSICIAN Wrest to ask her to marry him. He models with Pi re less C ru ikshsrk’s Long Artistic Life. cooking oven. Tha Way to Know Dogs. went. Mrs. Howland, who lived op In 1883 Crttfkshank. the great artist, LADY AT T EN D AN T The only true and thoro' posite, saw him go to the door, saw rough waa asked by the committee who ex STAN D AR D O IL Cornelia Bangs admit him and take straight way to know the dog ii is to hibited hto “Worship of Bacchus” to COM PANY (C«m»rala) him into the parlor. Then she flew own on«. A common residence un associate with that work some of hto for the spyglass which had belonged der the same roof tree, be it animfllfl early drawings In order to prove that to her father, an old sea captain. or humans, is the sure test of per he was not hto own grandfather!— D R C F. S C H E L L E R Chanson's “Crnlksbank.” ' For Sals By But the spyglass was, after all, very sonality. T o own the dog is to ----------------------- j OSTEOPATHIC inadequate to the occasion. Sh* comprehend him in his faults and Bad tx a m p le. OREGON H A R D W A R E ,* IMPLEMENT CO. could not hear what was said, virtues, to protect his weaknesses, PHYSICIAN “Mrs. Blinks has sold her parrot.» though she drew her own conclu be anxious at his vagrancies, to LARKIN-PRINCE HARDWARE CO. -W hat totr O fc» - d R —I t i Conmal, sions when Peter came forth, de catch the contagion o f his love and “W ell It Instated on talking, and she to agonize if it so be that he die*—» was afraid It might encourage her hos- jected. hOOio&OO P. ML band."-Judge. Mrs. Wrest bad indeed refused Richard Burton. W . W . HOLLINGSWORTH * SON FU N ER AL D IR E CTO R S Northport’s M ystery UNDERTAKERS LAWYER Df. H. C. D E N T IS T P.F. HAWKINS i d S n t i s t J i l J. C. PRICE | D E N T IS T I i M you rself in HERplac m 4* NEW PI O iL G I IN OVE