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CANDIDATES' COLUMN
DEAD LETTERS.
FOR REPRESENTATIVE
T o the Republicaua o f the Thir
teenth Representative Dietrict:
I hereby announce my candi
dacy for the nomination o f the
office o f repreeentatire in the
legislative assembly from the
thirteenth district at the prima
ries on the 19th day ot May.
I shall appreciate your sup
port and it nominated am
elected, I shall endeavor to do
my whole duty efficiently am
courageously.
W. 0. Sims,
Residing a t Sheridan
Raid Adv
26-31
Having recently announced
myself os a candidate .for re-elec
tion to succeed myself as county
commissioner o f Yamhill county,
and since that time having dis
covered that I am not eligible to
9wM Hardly Live Without
make the race hi the primary - Halp af This Wswdarfwl
election, I feel it my doty to
Srlaiioa T h at M a k a s P o M lb U M i
make an open statement to the
a# O a r A **» and ledurtrire.
public.
Whan yon gat sp la tbs moraine
I was born a subject of Great torn an the w ater fa r your bath
Britain, in 1856, and came with use a sSekal plated faucet which
qaired sulphuric a d d fa Its man
my parents to the United States aim . T e a r tab. i f it be
when 1 was 10 y e a n old. M y bee om R ealpharic a d d before it
father was naturalised when I came w hat it la. and i f It Is an
fashioned one o f tin. plated on el
was a young man, whether be copper. I t aaadad a rea more enlph
I hereby announce myself as a fore I was 21 years o f age I am a d d before It took Its place in d
d e e aa a bathtub.
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candidate for the Republican uncertain. 1 applied fo r citizen T h e watdr in which you bathe
nomination for the office of Joint ship papers in 1878, and received probably b eta treated with «alphate
Representative from the Coun my fing papers, which at that copper fo d o e r it o f algae. The
w ith which you dry youraelf has
ties o f Yamhill and Tillamook, time entitled me to the rights sulphuric acid before you bought it.
a t the primary election to be and privileges ot an elector,
and the aoapmaker possibly found it
have now been a voter for more necessary to nee some in the prepara
held M ay 19,1916.
than 38 years, and during all tion o f your — f j y ^ - —
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Frank A. Rowe.
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bristle«
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hairbrush
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Wheeler, Tillamook County that time supposed that I waa a been treated with i t Tbe I back o f
citizen, bat recently presenting your hairbrush as w ell aa your comb..
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myself to the county clerk for I f both 1>e o f celluloid, could not be
registration under the new reg produced without I t Tour razor be
fo re it reached its present high estate
1 hereby announce myself as a istration law I discovered, to my has *ery likely been pickled in sul
candidate for the Republican surprise, that my naturalization phuric acM a fte r it waa annealed.
▲a you put on your underwear, says
nomination for the office o f rep papers were not complete and a w riter in Commerce and Finance,
resentative from Yamhill county, that 1 was not eligible to regis you m ay recall that tbe bleacher and
tbe dyer used sulphuric acid on tbe
subject to the vote o f the pri ter as an elector o f this state.
thread before it w as knit or w oven
I,
at
once,
applied
to
the
court
mary election to be held M ay 19
o r upon the fabric afterw ard.
Herbert G. Crocker, Newberg. to have my naturalization com
you button up your outer ga r
pleted, but unfortunately the ex ments you may be reminded also that
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piration o f the ninety days re- sulphuric acid was needed in scouring
tbe wool, in m ik in g die dye and in
quired by law for posting notices tbe
process o f dyeing tbe cloth.
will fall within the thirty days
Th e button maker needed some be
I herebt announce myself as a
immediately preceding an elec fore your buttons w ere complete. Th e
Republican candidate for the leg
tanner needed some in musing the
tion, daring which thirty days leather fo r your shoes, and It Is alss
islature to represent Yamhill
the courts are not allowed to used to prodnee shoe polish. Th e cosh,
> o o n ty .
W. W. LUNGER.
grant naturalization papers, ion upon "w hich you may rest your
Farmer, near LaFayette.
pious knees in yonr devotions has hist
consequently the earliest date sulphuric acid in one w ay or another
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that I can complete my citizen more than once before it reached tta
ship will be the day following »s e n t dignity.
A t breakfast your cup and saucer
If my record as County Record the primary election, hence my e y have come into being w ithout the
er has been satisfactory to the same will aot appear; on the baL aid o f sulphuric-add. but only provid
at the primary election, bat ed they are plain w h ite without deco
people of Yamhill County 1 will
rative gilt. T o produce the constltu
o f aqua regia, which dissolved
again solicit their support. I I w S b to ask affim y friends to
the
gold,
sulphuric acid is used. T b e
kindly
remember
th
a
t
J.
expect
like the work and., need the
sliver o f which your spoon, knife and
to
be
an
independent
candidate
salary.
Respectfully.
fork are made may come from a sul
at the tall election.
phuric acid works w hich has first b o o
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H. S. Maloney.
I am a republican and have ed tbe ore. w hile i f
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they w ere plated hi a
been a tax payer and legal voter plated
acid bath.
o f Yamhill county for more than T b e tan n er who raised the w heat o f
which you r rdlla a n m ade probably
Subject to the approval o f the 25 years. I am uow serving out used acid phosphate on U s land to
the unexpired term of Hon. Fred encourage tbe w heat to grow. Acid
voters at the Primary election to
D. Sitton, deceased, as county phosphate Is phosphate rock and sul
be held May 19, 1916, I w>-
phuric acid.
n ounce my candidacy for the commissioner of Yamhill county. This paper maker needed some sul
nomination o f Sheriff on the Re I f my services are satisfactory pbonated aniline bine to tint your
and my re-election meets with morning paper even i f he used no
publican ticket.
yonr
approval I shall appreciate sulphite pulp, and It would be a rare
M. D. (D E L) WARREN
ink that Is Innocent o f tbe touch of
your support.
sulphuric acid a t some point in its
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history.
Very respectfully,
I f you eat buckwheat cakes with
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FOR JOEKT REPRESENTATIVE
FOR REPRESENTATIVE ~
FOR REPRESENTATIVE ■
FOR COUNTY RECORDER,
FOR SHERIFF
I hereby announce to the pub
lic that I am a candidate for
nomination o f sheriff o f Yamhill
County on the Democratic ticket.
I shall appreciate your loyal sup
port.
P ratt K. Sitton, Carlton.
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Paid Adv
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the nomination
tor sheriff of Yamhill County on
the Republican ticket. Your
support wiU be appreciated.
C. R oy Faulcoaer, Sheridan.
26-29
Paid Adv
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FOR SHERIFF
I am a candidate for the repub
lican nomination for sheriff, and
if my services in the office in the
past have been satisfactory the
nomination will be appreciated.
W. G. Henderson.
Paid adv
27-31
FOR ASSESSOR
W. W. Nickell. Economy and
efficiency in the office and in the
field. Republican. Will appre
ciate your support.
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FOR ASSESSOR
In offering myself again for the
nomination fo r county assessor,
I wish yon to inspect my work
in the office and judge for your
self as to my efficiency for the
position.
Martin Miller.
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Paid Adv.
Carpat W eaving
Rag carpet and rug weaving
by Joseph Stephens. On Dayton
road, opposite tbe David Martin
place.
t l.
sirup tbe sirup needed I t and as for
your artificial lig h t i f yon get np early
enough to need i t yon would be driven
back to candles i f it w ere not fo r this
R. C. Henry, candidate for the product It Is needed in tbe refining
n o m i n a t i o n to the office of o f kerosene and gasoline, and as for
county commissioner: Born in yonr electric light, brought to you by
currents s f electricity through copper
Yamhill county; son ot Anson B. wires, where would tbe electric Indus
Henry, a pioneer of 1852. I am try be without copper? And where
a taxpayer and have been a life- would tbe copper Industry be without
ong republican and would ap tbe electrolytic process o f refining,
which require« enormous quantities o f
preciate your support at the pri sulphuric acid? it would be pars
maries M ay 19, 1616. Yours lysed
W e have beard o f the embarrass
or honesty, economy and good
meat o f Industry by tbe lack o f Ger
roads,
R. C. Henry.
man dyes, but this Is a mere bagateile
compared with tbe general breakup
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that would fo llo w a dearth o f sulphur
1c arid. * W e can neither go to war
HAVING A GOOD TIME.
and bare smokeless powder, nor can
w e live in peace w ithout i t
W her
Yeung Person« Should Loom There le
ever yon go in civilisation yon cannot
e Seriewo Side te Life.
get oot o f Its path
,
Many young persons think o f little
Ton m ay never see tt, yon may not
except how they can h are a good time. know Its qualities and its vary remark
I f there is work to do It la only som e able chemical personality, and yon had
thing In the way to be got rid o f aa
batter not touch I t but almost tavaria
soon as possible, no m atter how. T h ey
bly It has been around before yon.
think they can live aa the butterfly
A ll o f this w ill sxplaln bnt a frac
doea when in its glory. T o And some
tion o f tbs all pervasive usefulness o f
thing entertaining, to be amused. is all
sulphuric acid in the arts o f w hat we
they think of.
call civilisation. And its use is con
This la natural, and it is w ell that
stantly gro w in g along with foe devel
they can look on the bright side o f life.
opment o f chemical industry and tbe
Bat they should know also that Ufa is
science o f agriculture.
not all play. Thera are duties to ba
performed, and real happiness comes
O rigin s f •‘Gentleman.’*
only a fter wdtb w ell dose. Happiness
It Is quits commonly bold that tha
a not found when sought as the ch ief
w ord gentleman Is made from tbe tw o
thing in life.
words “ gentle” and “ man.” but this is
Entertainments cease to entertain.
not the case. O riginally tbe w ord was
T b e clever companion doea not please
spelled “ gentllem an” and signified lit
alw ays unless there are sterling quall-
erally a Christian co n vert
■ o f character hack o f the c le v e r
L a d y comes from tb e old Anglo-Bax
m. W ork is the blessing o f man
on and signifies “ to serve a loaf." It
kind. Th ere ought to be some earnest
was applied to the mistress o f tbe
purpose, some w orthy sina in the heart
bouse as tbe one w ho served tbe bread
o f every one. .
—Irish World.
L iv e not fo r the present m om ent
L ive to be and d a Thera are conse
Hard Lusk.
quences to all our arts. Polly sown
Bacon—This
paper says according to
brings a bitter harvest which none can
escape reaping.
Thera are Innocent ■ French Idveettgator the chance o f
oys to'w h ieh all. especially the young, mistake In Identification by meana o f
a n entitled. B a t It should be le a n e d -Sager e r to ti is about one in 17.000.
Egbert—W ell, rii bet my
that livin g to some worthy purpose •00.000.
brings tbs tnMSt en joym en t— M ilw au w ife ’s tbs person who would i
that due.—Yonkers Statesman.
kee Journal.
TO THE VOTERS
Be brief, fo r It Is with words as w ith
sd the deeper they b n ra -S o n they.
Great minds
hare w lsbsa
*
hare purposss:
Custom That Tsaol
Moral L so son.
T w ice A year in Washington they
Id a curious auction. It la called the
d letter sale, but in reality tt Is the
fa le o f packages that have been 'sent
dead letter otfics because o f (fo
nt postage or wrong directions.
these packages bars been held
^ c e r ta in length o f time, in radar to
or owners an opportunity
to claim them, they are sold st public
lOrtloa.
I t is often a strange and pathetic col
lection. Most o f tbe articles are cheap
ZnouglL although valuable things are
kg. But w h o can estim ate the
v s lo e o f some o f thoee last
tim e and sacrifice and love
respect? H o w many lives
o f a happiness that rightfully
to them because o f tbe
or ignorance!
Is there not a parable lurking i
about this strange auction?
qny lives a te there today that
field the possibility o f gifts fo r other
Uvea, y e t through carelessness or igno
rance o r indifference are robbing both
themselves and others and are care-
Hesly making “ dead letter»’* o f g ifts
which Sager ayes and hearts are
longing?
There is no sals o f these dead g i f t » '
No one has any chance at them, They
are doubly lost—lost to tbs one who
should have used them and to the
world that needs them. W hat a piti
ful w aste o f pow er and Joy!—Baltim ore
American.
AFRICAN COCOA PORTERS.
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Head Load« and Barrel Rolling «Fonts
o f tho Native*. ^
Unusual and interesting Is the spec-
Ancle In tbe A frican Gold Coast country
tbe transport o f cocoa, tho hulk o f
Inland produce being carried by
porters to tbe railroad. Sometimes the
roadways ss te r as tb s eye can ass are
one long lino o f cocoa bags on the
heads o f hundreds o f ca rrier*
This carrying trade has produced an
extraordinary flow o f free tabor into
tbe whole hinterland o f the G old Coast.
A t Ada woo, a buying station nearly f i f
teen miles from tbe rail head, one firm
alone employs in tbe season 8,000 ca n
rler* who cover tbe distance to the
rail station a t Pakro once and frequent
ly twice a day w ith a 150 pound bag
o f cocoa.
Many o f the native farm ers within
thirty miles o f A cera prefer to sell
tbetr cocos a t a higher price a t the prat
o f embarkation and so b a re created
the interesting system o f “ barrel roll
ing.”
In tbs cocoa season strongly
bound and ponderous casks are filled
with tho baans and rolled to tb e sea
shore.
re Msg al sag tb s m p i mhat prtml
d re roads one m eets a t frequent Inter
v a l perspiring natives struggling with
the h irrel, which, filled with cocoa.
considerably o ver s quarter o f
a ton. A s a rule, three men roll tw o
ca sk * .one relieving the other. Occa
s io n ily the toe* d o e to accident* Is
Henley*» S u fferin g*
la fifty-fou r years o f his life —ho w as
born in 1841V—W . B. Henley, the w rit
er, never knew w hat s day’s perfect
health m ean t W hen little m ore then
a boy be was attacked by a disease
which necessitated the amputation o f
one fo o t
H e waa told later b y the
doctors that the sacrifice o f the other
leg waa necessary w ere be to live. Th e
fam e o f Dr. L ister had reached H en
ley. and. penniless add almost friend-
lea* he determined to try Edinburgh
Infirmary. Th ith er he traveled third
class in physical suffering such as fe w
have known, and when he reached
the Infirmary his w hole possessions
amounted to a fe w shillings. H is con
fidence in L ister w as justified, and his
leg waa saved. H e was and remains 1
a cripple, but neither hopeless nor help-
isa* H is astounding nimbleness un
der these conditions suggested to Rob
ert Louis Stevenson tbe physical sketch
o f John 811 ver.
Halley’s Achievem ent*
Edmund Halley was a very great
an. H e waa not only the first to pre
dict correctly the return o f a comet,
that which Is now known by bis name,
but also—before Newton bad announc
ed bis results to any one—arrived at
the conclusion that the attraction o f
gravitation probably varied inversely
aa the square o f the distance. W hile
ese and other Important achieve
ments o f his are w ell k n o w * it seems
to have been forgotten that Halley de
vised a method o f determining the age
o f the ocean from chemical denude
tlon.
Indifference.
-W hich do you prefer.
prefer, summer or
winter?”
’I ’ve no preference.” replied Mr.
Orowcher. “ It is Just as depressing
to me whether I put In a large portion
o f my time reading about tbe hottest
day ever or tbe coldest day ever.” —
Washington Star.
H eavy H ea rt*
Mr. Bacon—There, what did I tell
yon? Th is paper says the average
man's heart weighs from ten to tsrelve
aces; tbe average woman’s from
eight to ten. M r * Bacon—O f course
men’s hearts weigh more. They are
good deal harder.—Yonkers 8tates-
SERVICE THAT
A good hanking connoction it fwndii— ntal
to tho saccate ofjffM m t day enterprise. This
bank aims to serve, at aO tunas, tho best in-
toreatz of this community by caring for its
customers in times of need. W e hold our-
selvas in readiness to help those who are de
serving of credit for legitimate purposes. W e
believe this to be the land of service you
desire in your bank.
4 Per Cent
United States National Bank
Capital »od Surplus A7& ( M
Q U A L IT Y
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SELLS OUR
LUMBER
AND
BUILDINGM ATERIAL
C. K. SPAULDING cavlir
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Pure Milk and Cream is conducive to good health.
This is the kind we supply our customers-
*i| L 0 u r Dairy is frequently inspected by the State
manded by that official. Give us a trial.
R. B . LYLE
Phone R ed 66
J. L. V A N B L A R IC O M
Staple and Fancy Groceries
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Fresh Fruité and Vegetables
W e pleaoe the moat p a rtic u la r. Phone us a grocery order an d
see If o u r prom pt servies doesn’t su rprise you . W s w an t you r trade
,
Parlor Pharm acy
851
“ QUALITY STORE” . *
Pur» Drags Are Most Importent
You select your doctor with greatest
care while, on the other hand, you often
take his valuable prescription to any
drug store. W e g ive you just what the
doctor ordered, at prices as low as is
consistent with good quality. For finest
drugs, properly compounded, go to
m
E. W . HODSON, Pharmacist
V/ *
Phone White 35
N ew h«* Oogoa
The REXALL Store
Carries a very^large assortment o f everything to be found in
the highest class drugstores. All kinds o f Pure Fresh Drugs,
Medicines and chemicals. Perfumes, School Books and Sup*
plies. Stationery, Liggett’s and Lowney’s candies. Our stock
of cigars is the best in town. You are always welcome.
LYNN
302 First St.
B.
FERGUSON
PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST
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ITALIAN PRUNE TREES
W e have on hand a number o f thousand in heavy grade 1 year 6 to 8 feet.
Also G rafted Walnuts, Cherries, A p p le* P e a r* Peache* Apricots,
Small F ru it* Etc.
S a v a S O P a r C a n t B y Buying. D ira e t
Thereugh Understanding.
- I presame you understand ss auto
thoroughly r
“T h o ro u g h ly -th *t I * ! Jknow when
It w e e ’t run there la something the
kttar w ith It."— Detroit Free P ree*
A ll varieties o f rtock now offered at wholesale p rice* Call, w rite, or
phone aa—but do not d e la y ,' RU SH —while w e have a good assortment
to choose from .
Brooks Nursery Co. LaFayette, Ore. j