te
_ ...
i u p -ro -d at« F u n eral C hapel
a t y o u r ear*Ice, no
i F u n eral G ar.
Horae draw n fu n era l c a r i
Remain* left in our cawfwill be under
o u r careful watch both day and night.
Plane White 25. Raid**
Ntct* C*2* Bhcfc 94 .
UNDERTAKERS
HODSÖN «¡E L L IO T T
F—rei Cai a*
&
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I la Re*. Bine 118, Red 203
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CLARENCE B U T T
Wffl practice in all th e court* of the
arete. Special attention (riven to pro
b ate week, th e w riting o:
of aeedm, mort-
jrg e e , contract* * and thaï
the drafting of all
Newbera, Oregon.
O v n c s—Second 'loor in U n io n e lock
G R. CHAPIN
LAW YER
in eil coarto ; Probate, Deed*,
and all legtd papaia. Ab-
m te in n l
j£S
I M M I t o t l M M M t o l U M »M
Dr. H. C. Dixon
D e n t is t
Office, W hite 22;
Red 122
IMM
P. F, HAWKINS i
What Ann Said and What
She Did
By LOUBB OLNKY
Mark’* eye flashed. Direct
her name, aha refused, to many
Henry Jasper. He stood before her
a little awkwardly, but yet a yean
that moat women would hare con
sidered kindly. He waa not forty,
well off for the simple community,
highly respected, and hit wife, Caro
line, had been dead three years. Be
ing a mere man, how could he know
that Ann, his old schoolmate, had
suffered agenifs when, as a young
man he bed courted and married
her eousin? -
No one knew why Ann had not
married. She never wore her .heart
on her aleeve. Now, in spite of
herself, her heart softened to him,
noting how his hand ruffled his hair
aa it always did when he was pus
h e d and unhappy. j~ f: ----- rfr----
“I never did think I could be sec
ond best in any man's Ufa," she
went on rather cruelly. “And I
don't see how. a t my asm, thirty-
five, and I don’t care who knows it
y—I don't see how I can begin play
ing ' mother to another woman's
child. The boy will hate me, as all
children do a stepmother. No; ask
some other woman.”*i*sT h e m*n
flushed angrily.
"Don't insult me, Awn
Ton
know I don’t want any other wo-
P*e always—you know 1 can’t
tell yon what I always thought of
'Q. I t wouldn't seem fair to Caro-
who did her heat hy me.”
The world knew she had been a
weak, fretful, untidy woman, jeal-
aus, thriftless, her baby beauty go ne
in a. few y yea
eats. And it knew of 1 his
loyalty. He could not tell this wo-
man how in the years she had been
about his house helping Caroline
hi# heart had gone oht to Ann’s
cheery strength, her wholesome,
healthy kindness. He tried one
word more.
r A r a . if JOU knew b « I w M
ef Than* IS
•« «xpart.
Tasks to WMsh W arships
H ave Been Aralm sd
■
/•There ia no absolutely aal«, gen
Not all the tasks warships a rt
eral or single, popular teat which called on to undertake have to do
«upper to cool
c*n L
with war and the destruction of hu
blackened. I t was nearing 6 o’clock.
man life and property.
After a little Jimmy awoke and
A couple of French warships were
without warning began to cry,
ridicules the popular he* sent out into the Mediterranean
fusing to tell what troubled
in the usual teat whereby poi some years ago to wage war against
but denying that it was his
sonous toadstools can be distin a school of porpoises which were
Finally Ann got a low rocker, took guished from edible mushrooms.
doing an immense amount of dam
the child in haiv e r a s and began to
I t is not true, he aays, th at a sil age to the fishing industry in thoss
rock him. Qreet boy that he waa, ver spqon placed in a vessel in which waters. After three days’ hOwtali
be snuggled to her, his unloved lit they are cooking will disoolor if poi ties, during which quick firing guns
tle heart accepting the comfort, •onoos fungi are present and re- were used with considerable effect,
trusting this soft Voiced, smiling, Spain bright if all in. the pan are the vessels returned to port tri
mother armed woman who called
ible, for the deadliest of mush-' umphant, having practically anni
herself Aunt Ann.
<
rooms if fesahiy gathered will tyg hilated the «Demy. *
' Aa she cut thus, her attention discolor a spoon, while the most in
A year or two age a warship of
quite absorbed, Henry Jasper caase nocent will discolor it if decomposi Great Britain’s Australian fleet was
wearily to the kitchen door, baa tion has set in.
given the strange job of capturing
arms loaded with groceries, his face
N either if it. true that if a mush- or destroying a mysterious sea mon
hopeless. He had been wondering* «own has a pleasant odor and taste ster which had been reported off the
where to look for Jimmy, who had or if the stem be solid or the «km Falkland islands, the scene of the
been allowed th at morning to go to readily peeled from the flesh it is recent German naval defeat ‘ «
a neighbor's.
edible, and th e s a l t water test is
Ik is pretty safe to say that the
Then with unbelieving joy he saw squally* yalueleak^for
value!
the deadly officers, if not the crew, entertain
the clean room, the spread table, am anita will be unaffected by s a lt ed grave doubts of the actual exist
the new air of comfort, and, beat Again, some of th e deadliest of toad- ence of the frightful creature which
of all, irf Ann Mark's kind anna he stoola have the same
had been described. I t was too ter
saw his sleeping motherless child— the innocuous field mushroom.
rifying, hideous, gigantic and fero
a child nearly
I t is especially in the "button” cious.
*7, as unmothered before
hi* own mother’s death as after Ü stage that it is difficult to distin
But shortly after the ship arriv
She looked up at him and smiled.
guish poisonous from edible mush ed in the waters where the monster
"H e cut his foot and came home room*, for the mq^Hesdly amanita was suppbsed to Bo in writ for ves
crying. I came over, and when I rarely reveals its poMfipcup in this sels the officer of the watch descrih-
saw so much to dofpr went to work.
•ed a strange looking beast making
I knew you wouldn’t mind, Hennr.”
ere is,” according to Mr: Ber toward his thin, and it was imme
Mind! The hard thing waa th a t ry, “but one - form of mushroom diately guessed that this most be
she should come just to go again ; which can safely he recommended the substance of all the alarming
th at she should give him a taste of to the world at large, to the un tales. And a pretty good substance
this calm comfort, let him see her thinking who recognise no danger, it proved too.
likp this and deny him a continu the puff ball. And even this should
An attack was made upon it, and
ance of i t He was very miserable not be gathered at either extreme after some hoars’ fighting with har
in his gratitude.
of its existence, since in its button poons and quick firera the mysteri
“ Fut your packages on the sink,” stage it may be confounded with the ous monster, which proved to be a
she commanded, "and when I have amanita, and when beyond maturi- sea elephant between thirteen and
laid Jimmy down I will put them ty it may be" infested with maggots fourteen yards long, whs slaughter
away. Will you open the oven door too tiny to notice until they liave ed and taken aboard.
and look at the biscuit?” He obey---made the Cater ill.
Some years ago the Norwegian
ed her, then stood looking while
" It is true that one may not heed government sent out a powerful lit
she deftly put everything in it* warnings and yet possibly live after tle fleet of warships armed - with
place. The milk pail shiningly eating poisonous mushrooms if one mines, torpedoes and quick firing
waited for him to to k e it and go out soak them lengthily in brine or guns to exterminate a vast horde of
to milk, but he lingered. And Jim vinegar and pour this off before seals which was denuding the sea on
my awoke and wanted to tell hia cooking. This, however, destroys the northwest qoaat of all fish life.
father about the enormous fish that the delicate flavor of the m ush-! But th e government had reckoned
nibbled at hi* book and got almost room which makes it the coveted
ill tens of thousands of seal»,
epught and how he had cut hia foot morsel centuries of epicures have v
there were millions. So
on the broken bottle and found declared it to be.”
1 unending
was their number th at the
_ending
Aunt A m u bjnd, t
But the wise
.'says Mri Berry, * fleet had eventually to admit itself
eitheitnake
ous study of defeated, with the Toss of one me
better eat before yon do the rest df fungi or will rely on the judgment and two'slightlv wounded owing to
i
it
-l-~
J u~l" ■'
trained, mycologist or will «n accident and'to "iWtirw in order.”
wild mushrooms entirely and having exhausted its entire supply
his own.
cf ammunition.—New York Amen-
H Was Psm lllar.
Dan Beard, s rtllt and naturalist,
enjoyed the personal friendship of
Mark Twain. In the days of the
old Aldine dub, when it was located
next to the. old Kensington hotel,
at Fifteenth street and Fifth Ave
nue, New York, and before R had
merged Its Identity with the Up
Fas entertain-
town association, Dan
u en was
an
end
ing Twain in the d ub, ani
ward they strolled up F ifth avenue,
corner while
stopping to chat on the conn
was writing for a Fifth ave
nue t m
A man who was a total stranger
you?” ?
Mr. Clemen# turned slowly, L
at the intruder and drawled, *1 ean’t
recall your name, and your face is
entirely unknown to me, bat your
manner is strangely familiar.” ,
Pan In the Class.
The late Professor Key, - —
bead master of a large London
school, was one o f the most genial
gentlemen that ever filled th at posi
tion. Hejvaa fond of encouraging
fun in his boys and was not averse
from recounting occasionally during
class time, when anything proi impted
_
it, thé manners sad customs of
countries be had visited. On one
Occasion he was telling bis class
about Spain and said:
“Do you know, boys, that when a
man attains to eminence th e n he
is not called ’sir,’ bnt is given the
title o f ‘don?’ ”
One of the bovs here called out:
“Then, I suppose, sir, they would
call you Don-Key ?”
The gravity of the class was com
pletely upset for the remainder of
the afternoon.
Bride* Expansion.
Bridges expand or get larger in
the sun or in the daytime ; or in the
1
summer and shrink in the shade or
at night or in the winter. The rule
Office over F jrs t N ational
is that heat makes everything
■.'■¿"v B ank
pand and cold makes everything
'P h o n e W hite 3-1
shrink. Cold is nothing but ab
♦eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaee»»
sence of h eat So we may m y that
everything contracts or expands ac
cording tor
to the am m n t of heat in i t
Metals have a most noticeable way
of dunging their size under the in
fluence of b e st So when
0W
to love?” Still abe «Hook her head.
are b u ilt of iron sud steel the _
neer has to allow for the change
the bridge's length. After he
m
u eh; the amount of expendan be
qianv
An Only Child.
minutes would pass
builds
tbs bridge so th at it has room
finally rose and went into her
Being “an only ebild” is usually f-
‘
Irrltatian and Pain,
to go. The future yawned emptily.
grow
a little longer ia the sum
to
ter Molly’s house, where she
regarded
as
a
piece
of
good
luck.!
A
sharp
distinction
should
be
She
was
asking
him
about
hia
house
mer.
jiMifcagt
keepers. what he paid them, advis Recent investigations show that it is ; drawn between irritation and pain,
In the crisp September morning ing him what lie should do. Final ju st the opposite. Of nearly 3(g) Irritation is not pain, but only a
Ann started out f o r 'a walk. She ly when she rose he rose too. They “only children” th et the investiga- j frequent cause of i t Thus a crumb
J. C . P R IC E
Navigators state that the highest
went over the hill where she used stood facing wtch other.' and hair
tide in the world is in tbs bay-of
examined n riy - twenty - were—lod.
pleasant, normal boys and girls.; cords produces violent irritation and Fundy. between Nova Scotia qad
clear eye« smiled
“You
Oh, Ann, you have The trouble with most of them was - prolonged coughing, which often ra New Brunswick. The tide
ing been good !” be said awkwardly, that they were selfish and ill tern-' suits in actual pain. So, too, a speck sometimes rises to the height o f eev-
Officefiover U . S. N atL B ank
leaves, pushing the heavy dark hair "Shall I hitch up and drive you
and either because they were of dost in the e eye seta up violent ir- snty-one feet, and the increase ia oc-
P hone B lack 171
back from her face.
home, or will you walk?” So he unwilling to make concessions or ritation and in flam motion, followed sasionrily as much as s foot every
SSSSM S»SS »SM > M » M » H H
Down in the Valley she could toe had taken her at her word. It was did not know how to make them tor' actual pain, Of the surface of five minutes.
Henry Jasper's house and barnyard. evident that he had no thought of they were unable to get on n pleaaant-
pleasan
the body the finger rips and the end
He was hitching the bays to the anything permanent in all this, But I ly with their playmates. Tneir par- of the tongue are most sensitive—
boggy,
presently he drove away. the woman had. She raw here her ents had spoiled them. The moral for instance, a born on the fingers
D r. J o h n 8. R a n k in
A sudden tempts tibn assailed her. place, her opportunity.
The old seems to be for fathers and moth is much more painful than one on
She had heard Molly say his most hurt and anger had passed, and «he ers rather than fo r children.—Ex the hack would be, while one on the
PHYSICIAN m I I
recent housekeeper had left. Should was again at heart the simple girl change.
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: <
tongue would be more painful still.
she go and have a look at things? who bad loved, in secret this^man
Office over U. S. National Bank
Deep wounds are not painful, as a
She did not see the boy about who was a t last hers.
N otaría* Public.
Office phone Blue 171
rule, save aa regards the surface in
Probably Jimmy was at his grand
Notaries public are arid to have
¡Residence Phone Black 115
“I ’ll wash the dishes np first, and
*______________
mother's. She rose and walked then after you have done the chores been first appointed by the leaders jury-
across the stubbie.
The King Onaks.
you can walk back with me.” Jim of primitive Christians for the jrar-
The
door
was
locked,
hot
she
To
the
rattlesnake and to every
poee
of
collecting
data
for
the
Uves
my set up a sudden wail from his
t o M S to S SSSSSS M SS S é M t o »
found the key - under the m st and chisir, where he still sat at the ta of the first century martyrs. I t was other dangerous snake, large or
a long time before the office had to small, the king snake '1 is a terror.
L ittle fie ld A R om ig entered. She could have groaned at ble.
sight of the kitchen — dishes un
“I don’t want you-to go away,” he do with legal employments, such as The poieon of a rattler has no piore
washed, floor ditto, disorder ram cried, “and I won’t stay alone while attesting deeds, wills, etc., and es effect on him than so much moon
P H Y S IC IA N S
p a n t The sitting room, the bedf papa goes with yqu!” Ann went be tablishing their authenticity in any shine.
Instinctively the rattler
a n d SURGEONS
room, everything was a sorry sight. hind his chair and put her arms other country. There was much ir knows his match and at sight of a
Things bad been bad enough in around him. She did not look at regularity in the law concerning no king snake tries to escape if pos
in Firm. N st’l Bank Bldg.
T h e Nevfrberq
Caroline’s time, but now they were the child’s father.
taries until the year 1801, when sible. In fight the king snake re
Phone, Black 31
“Listen, Jimmy. Auntie must go statutes were passed in England and lies wholly apon his incredible
•♦♦♦oe»eeee»»»»eeee»e»e»w» impossible.
She had no compunction about
tonight, but if you will be good till, other countries fixing their duties speed. If the movements, of an
t o a t W t o t o m W I M M M M I entering. She had always been in papa comes back I will come again.*?
cc^inae
i**»» 9****
Local and Lang M itici
and out before she went to the city.
human
eye,
tlse
movements of a
“When
will
you?
How
long
will
DR. THOS. W. HESTER
He would not care. She looked at
H is O bsarvstian.
king snake would seem instantane
the clock and calculated that he you stay?” he demanded, with the
"While
it
is quite true that you ous. In*ts twinkle the long, lank
Physician
and
Surgeon
definiteness
of
childhood.
No
un
«
could no t get back from town un
cannot raise flowers with last year’s fellow has wound himself about the
Office in Dixon Building
P. S. TimberUke, Prop.
der two hours. Then she rolled up certainty for Jimmy! She did not sunshine,” said J . Fuller Gloom, “1 throat of an antagonist and, his
■M o aM W U u a.ie.M M * »
her sleeves and skirt and went to hesitate.
have often observed that it is per- sinewy coils closing about the oth
Office phone ^hack 100
“I will come back—in the morn
NEW BERG - - OREGON
iii°rn-
possible for persons of the er** thi irost. chokes the wind out of
work—dishes first, then ¿he floor,
KesKMnc* phone Red 79
ing—and
1
will
stay
alwayi
it papw mogt mediocre qualifications to ex him.
then sweeping, dusting and making _. . .
fcio«MnKOTcaBoraayiraa,BiacioieaaJ
T
t”
beds. Before she knew it three nays that I may 1
alt themselves to fairly high posi
Jimmy, forgetting hia foot, jump-, tions in social or political circles on
The Raa* In An*lent Day*.
hours had gone and it was noon.
DR. SARAy E. SMITH
She found a bite to eat and decid ed at her neck like a little boa con the strength of their relationship to - Old Greek writers extol the rose
ed to go on even if he caught her strictor. But his father set hinr their ancestors or their resemblance above all other flowers. The Ro-
HMUMUHIIHIIIHIIIIIUIIIUHlHIim«
down, wanting her himself just to the grand old statesmen of the mans appreciated this flower
at it.
FARMERS' AND HOME-MAKERS’ WEEK
as muen as the G reeks, and,
’—-Jndgi
I p eat "—Judge.
Office in City Hall
She had decided that she would then.
and RURAL UPE CONFERENCES
“Are
you
going
to
let
her
stay,
ing to Atbeneeus, Cleopatra had the
keep a t work as long as possible and
Office P hone-W hite 147
« t o t , ip ié
papa?”
Then
Henry
Jasper
laugh-
[
Retiring
From
Basinas*.
floor covered with roses a foot and
then slide out the beck way when
Residence P hone-B lue 68
I te * la lb rm a tto a . Practical H elp for t t e
ed,
and
the
burden
of
unhappy
years
Young
Woman
(blushing
violent
a
half
thick,
and
Nero
is
recorded
she saw him coming, but it was not
tk * P a n e , th e Coaim tm ity.
OREGON
NEWBERG
ly)—Are you the gentleman who has as having spent some thousands of Contetetlonc of O regon'* O m te M Indnatrtc*
to be. About 4 she suddenly was foiled from his shoulders.
charge of the advertising depart pounds in roses at one feast alone. Conference* c n O regon'* Moat Vite! r
aware of a wailing in the yard and
P esw waS Fish.
d em o n str a tio n s —
ment of the paper, sir?
Anacreon relates how the breath of
from the door beheld Jimmy, fish
RTAIWMRNT*
They
have
a
curious
way
of
eatcb-4-
Clerk—Yes.
miss.
What
can
I
do
roses
used
to
perfume
the
bower
of
pole in hand, limpiiur along and cry
Tw o thouM nd people a lt
ed l u t yenr. It le a
ing
fish
in
some
parts
of
Japan.
grant place to m ake te s d a - w itk Ite*
Olympus, and the Graces loved to
for you?
ing at every step. He was a boy of
: Dr.C.E. Brown, D.V.S. : ton,
tk in k e rs and If thought*, (o o 4
Young Woman— 1—er—want to twine themselves together by a band
like hia father as one pea to Herbert E. Ponting in his book on
! -» . . CrifiZT* 'f <.Ut* f li ____ r another. She ritn to meet him and “Lotus Land Japan” describes some
secondhand typewrit- of these queenly flowers.
WINTER SHORT COURSE
w th at his foot was cut and bleed traps which he found in one of the e r for sale. I shall h a rt no I further
rivers of Fuji. “They were set in pse for it.—Exchange.
io to F ebruary 4 , 191 «
Aooitf**it*l D ischarge ef e Fen.
! Coiicae m k J H * ir l
Pkoae B lack i f !
ing. She picked him up and car
artificially
dammed
up
narrows
and
A
Trac»
leni
A
gricoltarat
Con rae I* a m m kkcU.
. c 2 * a M W c r e d d a; o r a * S ? Stock ia -
A capital pan may ariae by pare
ried him in, washed his foot, dress
Applied Science is- Actual W erk af
consisted of long, conical bamboo
spaded te d tedad lo r iatentete S ip a W .
Ths
accident,
aa
recorded
in
Bucko’a
the T an * a n d P
ed it « id put him on the sofa, where baskets tied to poles. The fish
C V c ^ l » 1.50. Mch eddsional aMw50
Brown—Is it correct to speak of ‘•Book of Table T alk:” v
ra o N e <i
fed him. As she came to take
bound downstream rush headlong • rosa as "of the male persuasion?”
“ A Mr. Alexander Gun waa dis
«way the plate he suddenly, in the
into
these
traps
and,
being
unable
Jones—Yes.
if
the
subject
is
not
missed
from a post in the customs
most unboylike fashion, snatched
to return or even turn around, are married.
of Edinburgh for circulating some
her about the neck and kissed he*.
speedily drowned. Curious as this
"What has that to do with the false rumor. The dismissal ia aaid
Then he fell asleep.
may
seem,
it
is
yet
but
a
matter
of
to have botn thus noted in the «os-
By this time she had no thought ■ raw m
inutes to d*own « fiah hold
'
is
married
his
*W
hy.
when
be
tom« book at the time. ‘A. Qua dis
YaffiUi County Abstract Co. ef going buck till the child’s father bead downward
swift
current.”
*{fe
persuades
him.
charged
for making a false report* ” *r H^^ra^M
.j g g 9r*l
g wBragW
** t j Va^w^9l
^*<^ h *
ne. She moved about the kkcbm
came
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