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• * w* • - •♦'••if' ’ •'«*•••••■—"<* >*.->•*»- m oan*' a vr. äAUurfnkÄmi.’v-jt- •••Aa; ----- ■ v It -v ** W ” v ■>* ' •' '* • ' - — ,.-i. ~ -yen - - -• v».«Tj-*»agr« «rr# » y "V • » W • . , M > ■1 aaM l ï-viiteL-.,.. ■■¡if' _ _ _ — Making It Hag Pallen Mainly Into the Hands of Bunglers, Counterfeiting is a lost art. Thera V • ; falters trying to beat the govern ment in the money game." They have either dipd or are in ja il serv ing long terms. This is according to the chief o f the secret service in Tkooun W . Gregory s recent interview. “ The men who are ..Albori S. Bwb. terfeiting these di Wm. C. RodfUid chief, “ are so in os perfected of Labor........... v .W a B. W ito. system o f detection si Agricukon.........David F. Has Court H H H H P P J from us. ne o f the bogus money put on Edward D. White > market in recent yea n 1a a •rer im itation than stage money, ty some persons are induced to receive it is a m ystery to meet o f us. "T here are still s few clever men trying to make peper m oney, hot they are few , and we always get them before they do any harm. A ll o f the rom antic elem ents that have entered into counterfeiting have passed. T he woman onoe in alli ance with the counterfeiters seem * to have passed too. “ There may be a counterfeiter busy in the next Aat and the neigh bors know nothing o f his business until w# take him away. We find m ore attem pts to counterfeit money in New Y o n and in the other large cosm opolitan cities, because id such cities the culprits are safer from de tection. ' V- 4- “ C ounterfeiting is a crim e against the poor. Those who could better afford to stand a loss o f real money in change fo r a bad bill seldom are affected. “ It is the poor tenement dweller or the neighborhood shopkeeper who always suffers. Counterfeiters do not make coins or bills in large denom ination. T h e largest coin at tempted is a fifty cent piece, and this coin is always distributed in a are o f small means. “ Once the poaaeeeor o f a bogus coin finds he has ’ bad' money and is apprised o f the fact he is liable to arrest and conviction if be at tempts to get rid o f it ; hence the money must be turned over to the federal authorities, and the person who receives it in exchange is the loeer.” — New York Letter to Pitts burgh Dispatch. Wood PHlp Paper. W ood pulp paper is made 'from wood—-poplar, spruce or pine uiual- ly-s-which has been reduced to a fine pulp either by grinding while Qéçm,— ........ IX. Coirà S. W lrà wet or through chem ical means. « Grew !................. Gasig» A . White T be pulp is kept diluted w ith water while fed on to the bed o f the paper must be calm and the thta m ot sufficiently strong to cam water In the crater to rts# highs on the edges o f the strait Whop conditions am fully mot the ob on the heights o f Calabria, looKI ward Meesiiiu. will behold a am rapidly changing plctuma. sons o f moot exquisite beauty. Caatles, colonnades, succesafa beautiful arches, palaces, cities, bouses and streets and church 4 mountains, forests,-grottoes, w] pear and vanish, to be succeed# baps by floats o f ships, sometime« Idly sailing over the deep, soon Inverted, while a halo like a ra surrounds every Image. It Is supposed that the lmagi due to the irregular refractive p o f the different layers o f air a bo sea. which magnify, repeat an44 the objects on the Sicilian abo yond. but to the Italians these lar appearanesa are the caatlea i Princess Morgana. and the vh them la supposed to bring good * to tbs beholder. SOS Where the Riel of Food Vied W ith the Riot ef Tumult. The longest and noisiest dinner that James BIbroe. Jr., tbe author o f “ A Naturalist In Madagascar.” aver at tended was given by the governor o f a town called Ankarana. A bou t a score o f officers were at tbe table and seven ladles. A fter a long grace by the pan tor. dinner was brought In and eon- slated o f the follow ing courses: curry; second, goose; third. ___ pigeons and w aterfow l; fourth, chick en cutlets aud poached eggs; fifth, beef sanaagea; sixth, boiled tongue; seventh, sardines; eighth, pig’s trotters: ninth, fried bananas; tenth, pancakes; elev enth, manioc; twelfth, dried hsoanaa. and lastly, says Mr. Slbree. when I thought everything mast have been served, came beuucbes o f roast beef. There was a big drum Just outside on tbe veranda, aa well aa tw o smaU ones, besides clarinets and fiddles, and these were In fall play almost all the time. Then tbe room wae filled by « crowds o f servants and aids-de-camp, and Che shouting o f every one. froR tbe governor down, was deafening. Tbe old gentleman directed everything and every one. I was glad when I ConM take my leave, after tw o hours’ sitting, but I was not to leave quietly. The governor took me by the hand and Honda o f S tato In stitu tion s Utevenky..... ..........P . L.Campbell, Eagtee Aine ultimi Ci rilego........ W. j. Kerr, Corvelli» Nomai School ...I. H. Ackmnoa. Montera* Blind............ ................. E. T. Moom. Salem .....EL S. Tiilenghait,Stlm M ote»....'...:. A Cat or a Father. la bis “ Life o f Thomas B. Heed“ Mr. Samuel W. McCall tells this story about the form er speaker, who was an unusually large man: When his daughter Katherine, or “ K itty,” as he called her, was n little girl she had a cat to which she was much devoted. One day tbe kitten was sleeping tn Beed’s chair when ha was about to alt down. His daughter, in horror, gave the chair a sodden pull to rave the cat from annihilation, and as a result Mr. Reeu aat down heavily on the floor. It Was a rather serious hap penlng foe a man o f hie size, and even a leaser man might anally have loot his Two Babies. Mrs. Newma — Oh, I wish you temper. But tbe only notice he took could sea Mrs. W inkler’s baby! I f a perfectly lovely! Such a delicate, sweet little creature aa it is! l f i a perfect little cherub, with the love liest eyes, the »weetest little m onth, the cunningeat .little noae and eyes o f heavenly bine. It looks aa if it just dropped from heaven and every tiny feature had been fashioned by the angels. H r. Newma— la it at nice as our baby? Mrs. Newma — M ercy, n o ; not half!— New York Weekly. Wilting te Take Thom Book. A letter came from the clothing firm saying that the cloth that had been sent them wae fu ll o f m oth* Was the wholesale house taken aback ? Not it. By return post went a missive to this effect: “ On looking over your order we find thgt you did not order any moths. T t waa our error, and yon will please return them at once at our expense.” — A rgonaut BILL The Plumber The Man and the FarreL Exasperated Purchaser — Didn’t yon guarantee that this parrot would repeat every word he hoard f “ But he doesn't repeat a single word.” “ H e repeats every word he hears, bat he never heart any. Ha is as deaf as s p o st” An Kaeaptlsn. MUELLER, theTaMor’s |w>-> i n l m > . “ Nowadays tbe world need« man o f action. The alow never have a chance to win fam e.” “ Umph I” I' “ W ell, why the skepticism f " “ I waa just wondering I f you ewer got a good look at a checker cham pion.” — Birmingham Age-Herald. - i • c - " W . ,.v . - to IlMMtf M n ^ v n , Crumbling Walls Ha la Harm lees. He Doesn't Bite, and and Rioh Baaaoro. > 'It He Isn't a Spider. Squalor a ad ruin are the praseat l>on't cal) a daddy longings a spider, haracteristics o f ancient Bagdad, the because he isn't Spiders bite and nee beautiful d t ; o f “The Arabian have poison k lands. This insect Is per light».*' O f Ita famous bondnad fectly harmless. It Isn’t Just pleasant oosquaa only about thirty are now In to have one o f them crawl up your iaa. Several are so dilapidated that arm or down your neck, but you’re Juai beir crumbling roofs and valla threat- M safe as when be len t there ten n the Uvea o f the devout who still times safer than the Insert is Just st that moment He’s not only harmless, but se common that yea’ll find him s) most any place In the world where It’s warm enough for htm to exist In good old American language we call him daddy longings. Maybe you’ve beard him called harvest man or grand father greybeard. He baa eight long legs bowed In the middle, so that whan he's standing up his little round body river Tigris, a muddy almost touches the ground where be sluggishly daring the walks. He also has two eyes and two the year, divides Bog pincers, which yon will see if you ex ota. which am connoct- amine btib closely.. From midsummer to late aotumu b ridge o f boats nearly When the snow melts daddy kmglegs scampers »boot over nian mountains the TV- rocks, tree tranks, gets In the plonk tiJBW floods part o f the marmalade In the park, crawls ap the -antes away the bridge, fisherman's neck along the stream, col o f Bagdad exhibit rich lects In barns and has a gm oraj good time. Few o f them survive the win .. ' Stove Polish Collier’s LEMBERG RICH IN NAMES. FATE OF A PIRATE CREW. Thm • N a t io n a l • Wmohly K Has Had Twenty-seven Different On«» In Its Car-ear. Many cities am kgown by more titan one uame. but it la given to few to re joice 1* more time half a dozen dla- tluctlve i-o^nomeua. But the historic Galician city of Lemberg has been known at one time or another by no lese than twenty -seven different appel- istiona. ' According to the Polish Bulletin, the sncleut Itutbenlan names for Lwoff were Lwow. Lwlw. Lwlhrad, Lwlbo- rod. Ilw lw ; the Germans called It Lem borg, Lemberg. Lemburg, LoewenMarg: the Latin and pseudo Latin names In elude Lebburga. Lamburga, Leontopo- lls, Leone, LJvlvia. Leopotya; la the thirteenth century U was known to the Greeks aa Lttbon and Lifbada. The patriarchs o f Constantinople. Alexandria and Jerusalem referred to it as Leovlos and Leonopolls; the Turks cal) It hi their books 1111, IIbo, Ilbot 111 bow. Ilbadir; the Armenians gave to It the ntm e o f Ilof; the Rnsslans have lately baptized It Lwoff. The teal name o f the city, it la a* sorted, la the Polish one o f Lwow. wbieh literally translated means Lion City. there Find, 8 aera taries Stata Boards Rjulrowk . F .— ÌW ....L H. Homilloo. Portland Health....... . Di. Coirà S. White, Porthad Stew Fra ... Horticukwe . ..... H. M. Williatetete. Portland i Tax Comaùmiin ..... . . Prank K. Lovell, Sole« Stete Libro* Pimmary DwÉfcy....... * fflWI Beautiful Blue Lake. Perhapn -the most striking Instance to be seen In the whole world o f the wonderful apparent coloring o f bodies Of water la the marvelously beautiful ad ra all aides by lofty mountains, their lower ranges luxuriantly clothed with verdure down to tbe edge o f the water and adorned with many fine for est trees, while their higher acclivities are garbed In a mantle o f eternal snow, the little lake, nestling in Its-deep hoi low basin, la quite startling In Its sin gular and strange beauty. Tbe water, although really pare and colorless, ap pears to be o f a moat Intense sky bine And Its transparency is so remarks Me that a small coin dropped Into tbe waiter to tbe center o f tbe lake can be sera until It reaches tbe bottom, ap parently n ory than a hundred feet be Finger Nails Shew Health. Our finger nails are made o f a horny material that la In some ways like .he ROiarial that makes our skin. But It Is more like the material that makes our hair. It la after all different from el CM* o f these and Is more like horn than any other pert o f our bodies. The m edal cells at tbe base o f the nails form the material for our nntis and therefore the health o f oar finger nails depends on these cells. If yon are not tn good health or if you do not take good care o f your akin your finger nails will show that they are not healthy 1/ your Mood la rat o f order the cells thjgt make the finger nails will not do their work properly and then little white m ots will appear'on the nails. So you see those little white spots are in C l u b « U n t il th is year U b r ’i has bean ■old at $5.50. Mow the price is $2.50 and we ha ve secured Why Bailed Water Freexea Easily. Water which Is hot, o f course, can not freeze until It baa parted with its heat but water that has been boiled will, other things being equal, freaze sooner than water which baa not bean bollod. A slight disturbance o f water dispones It to fTeese mors rapidly, and this la tbe cause which accelerates the freezing o f boiled water. The water that has been boiled has lost the air naturally contained in It, which ra ex posnre to the atmosphere / It begins again to attract and absorb. Daring this process o f absorption a motion Is necessarily produced among Its parti cles. alight certainly and Impercept! ble. yet probably sufficient to accel erate Its congelation. In unboiled wa ter this disturbance does not exist In* deed, water when kept perfectly still can be reduced several degrees below the freezing point without Its becoming Knew What Hs Was Doing. At the time o f the great disaster In Martinique the Italian bark Oraoihia was taking on a cargo o f sugar there Her captain was accustomed to volca noes. and be did not like the appear ance o f Mont Peiee. Not half his cargo was on board, but be decided to null for borne. “Tbe volcano la all right.” argued tbe shippers. “ Finish your loading “ "1 don’t know anything about Mont Peiee." said tbe captain, “ but if Venu vlus looked that way l*d get out o f Na ples, and I’m going to get light rat o f here.” The shipper» threatened him with ar rest They sent customs officers to detain him. but tbe captain persisted In leavtng. Twenty-four hours later the shippers and tbe customs officers lay dead tn tbe ruins o f S t Pierre Could Lift e Ten and e Half. A Scotchman, said to be tbe last of is Stuarts, was possessed with an ex «ordinary strength, from which cir- uantaace he got the byname o f Jem y Strength. Among other feats, be mid carry a twenty-four pounder can a l and had been known to lift a cart- ad o f hay weighing a tea end a half x * hie back. Many a time he took > a Jackass and. carrying It on his i rigid sis, walked through the tollgate. Matrimony. Tbe primary Impulse o f all creatures Is possession. It Is this that causes a chicken to tear around tbe yard with a piece o f meat tn Its mouth and all tbe other chickens after It It hasn’t time, but tbe Instinct o f possession makes him grab and keep It Tbe same 1» noticeable among beasts. They Uka to get a groat piece o f meat In their mouths and then grow l it Is this in stinct In man which provokes him to matrimony. He wants something to guard and growl over, so he seeks a A rich woman mioses much in Ilfs ’* hollow tree, a cave or a bouse and s tohowr w ife —Pittsburgh Prose. oat to the beck fence bold o f a choice bit of Pretty Clever Idea. to get up a teg or “ How do yoii manage to turn away and by that tiara the news so many applicants for positions In tbe Is Stale."—Louisville Courier-Journal cborua without hurting their feelings?” “Oh. I tell them they are too pretty-, Ha Meant Wall. that tbe atar wants to be the only Niece— I do tblak you are clever, handsome woman In the company.” - au n t to be able to argue with tbe pro SC Louts Poet-Dlapatch. p about sociology. Aunt—I’ve rajy lltog my Ignorance deer A Ferrari L« (gallantly)—Oh. no. Sport—I say. old chap, can rles; quite tbe contrary. I aa me have two fives for a ten? L on g- Transcript dure. Here they aro. Short—Thanks HI hand yon tbe ten In a day or aa -Indianapolis Stan T o bava fall ad la to have striven: te have striven la to hate grow s —Malt Ma D. Babcerk '. s i______ AL - ___..__ No other Bke it No other as good Til Hi« H im Settig Micbin Ctaptij, ORANGE. MASS. The Newberg T ra n s fe r Co. has added a REO TRUCK to th eir equ ipm en t w h ich en a b les them to h andle Iona d ista n ce w ork w ith dispa tch Picnic Parties a Specialty Black 100 Residence phone U Red 79 Residence phone (1 Red 139 * Office phone Q»OKX>OCK>OOOOOOOCbXX>C>C<HaQOQO CH ASE & U N T O N . G R A V E L CO M PAN Y AU k in d s o f g ra v el fo r co n cre te w o rk , cem en t b lo ck «, o r w ood w ork fu rn ish ed on sh ort n otice. T eleph on e W h ite 86 J. H. GIBSON, Mgr. The only Abstract Booh» in YamUl County Yamhill County Abstract Co. M cM D om ixa. O aaoon