7 '' '"'■y” ù ffîi TIPPED OFf THE BA •sif R«atr»lnt orni Ha t i f a l a Human Imatlawa. Laufttar ta a afea c i high A aient. T ta nearer one ta to U m U m leae am kauft«. Tb* more developed wa becuna the mora perceive tu to r. Por laufhtar, I ta remecí tarad, la a alga that ai aoarcw o f ttvollbood la Now York city la u talma! pawnshop. As you take a watch to an ordinary pawnshop to mtoe moeey on It, so yea may take a Cleveland was then making ita fa watchdog to the animal pawnshop. mous fight for the pennant that it lost to Detroit by half a game. Connie Mack brought an assorted bunch o f players wait that trip. Among them were Pitcher Hater, Center Fielder Struck and Third Baseman Manusch. It so happened that one of tbs games had to be declared off be cause of rain, and arrangement! were made to play it the following morning. The pitchers were Heine Berger for Cleveland and Flater for the Athletics. Ben Eagan report ed that morning, and he waa sent in to catch. The fact that Cleve land eventually won baa nothing to do with Ahe story, however. &T Along in the middle of the game Lajoie came dashing home on a hit to the outfield. It looked as it the Nap manager would have to slide, ana down on the base line front Be gan, reedy to tag the Clevelander. The throw was lata, however, and Larry scored easily. Then, before going to the bench, Larry stopped and"said to Eagan: “ I want to tell you something, youngster, that may keep yon out o f the hospital. I f I had ¿ id into the plate then I would have ripped your leg open. Now, this is the wsy you should have tried to block me. And he proceeded to give Ben a practical lesson. ;,:j. “ I certainly felt grateful to Lar ry,” says Eagan. “ There I was, only a youngster catching my first big league game, while he waa the manager o f a team that waa having a terrific bettle for the pennant I felt so grateful, in fa c t that the next time Larry came to bat I said: “ 'L a r r y ,! want to get even'for what yon told me. This next ball National Bank tovod by der the i John Barn, the eminent 1 tor manager, retd that the Ugbtful compliment be eve «rae from Mr. Gladstone. It SOUTHERN PACIFIC — '- j ' A m a sti 1 ? M T lB B M U n o l N ew berg, held interesting ser vices a t tbe church Sunday M rs. F . C a stria o u s w h o has m orning. been visitin g her sister, M rs. R ev. John F . H an son , o f P o rt John Scanner, and fam ily th is lan d, w ill be o u t n ex t Sunday sum m er, has returned t o her m orn in g and g iv e a ta lk on his hom e in the E a st, g o in g b y w a y tra vels in N orw a y la st y ea r, o f the C anadian P acific R a ilroa d . w h ich w ill be o f g re a t interest, H arry Q uaintence, o f H illsb oro, and each and everyon e is in stop p ed ov er in R ex a d a y th is vited t o be o u t and hear him . week w hile tra velin g in this p a rt Please rem em ber there w ill he an o f the cou n try . offerin g taken up b o th m orning M iss E rm a K ane is spending and evening. the week in P ortla n d a s the M iss M abel J a cob son returned gu est o f M rs. R etta N oyer. from P ortla n d M on d a y evening. M iss Cassie H olberg, 6f R a y M r. and M rs. S ta cy M atleck, m ond, W ash in gton , is spending M orris W a lton and O tto K och , a few d a ys a t the hom e o f R. a ll o f P ortla n d , are o u t tor a B ristow . • t w o w eeks’ sojou rn w ith their M rs. Jack S aw yer spent the b roth er and ancle, H ow a rd W al w eek end in P ortlan d sh oppin g. to n , and fam ily. M rs. Jam es K ane w h o has been M r. and M rs. R an a, o f M c in P ortlan d fo r the p a st m on th , M innville, w ere v is ito rs a t the is hom e once m ore. hom e o f P rof, and M rs. F . L . M rs. C harles N elson, o f L a S tra it from F rid a y u n til Sunday F a yette, and M rs. B ennett, of evening. N ew berg, w ere guests o f M rs. A. P rof. F . L. S tra it is bu ild in g H . Dean Inst W ednesday. an exten sive a d d ition on the east W ork is p rogressin g very fa v o r o f his dw ellin g. a b ly on the fine new residence o f D. P . S tra it and son bylvn n S. Sanderm an, the con crete base are erectin g a nice frm t d ryer an m ent and fou n d a tion s being com their farm . pleted and tlpe fram ew ork rising. M r. and M rs. C arl Dem psey M r. Dickey,* o f P ortla n d , and and Httle d au gh ter, M rs. W m . J a ck S aw yer are han dlin g tbe Sm all, M rs. J. P. H all, BUwin jo b . Sm ail, L om e R em dard and tb s M isses C hristine M eyer and G lad ys Sm all left M on d a y m orn ing for. M cP hihps’ cam p, t o d ip in the briny deep and lietea to w h a t th e w ild w aves are sayin g. article on family finance® ia related this incident: One day a young man twenty-five years of age told me that he had just fallen heir to.$2,500. He was going to spend the whole sum On a pare luxury. He said that **,500 was not much money anyway and that he might as well have a good time with it, even though the good time lasted only a little while. :When I told him In a general way that he ought to save that money I made no impreerion eg him. But when I explained to him how **,500 invested et * pee e a t and compounded annually would double in twelve yeera he began to wake up. A t thirty-eeven he womld have *5,000, at forty-nine *10,000 -one **0,000. 000 at sixty-one would 1 him $1,200 a year, a little more than his present salary. . I had aroused his financial imag ination to the first real work it bad ever done, so far as I know. He hung on to that money and Invest ed it at « per c e fld p l I told him that when he fc rixty- one and has that *20,000 maybe somebody else will give him **,500 and if so to go out and. spend it if he wants to. Money spent at sixty- one by a man of some means is not like money spent at twentjMlve by a young man o f no means. The at sixty-one has comparatively little chance left for hie pile to grow. In fact, by sixty-one he ie supposed to have bis pile. Always when contemplating lux uries consider bow old you are be- honor of havtas We picture taken Mr. Gladstone bad never seen a pic ture of tbe actor, but be knew. JMjip well behind the acanee ae wett as be fore the fgottleht*. The pewmler'e fa vorite play ‘Wee “ A Pair o i Spectacle*" and ha always went behind the ecenea to chat awhile with tbe actor. Tbe realty old man and the made op old man would aH there and talk in the ■wet delightful way for an boor after the show. One day the Karl o f Boeebery had Mr. Gladstone to dinner, and be also Invited bis frland John Hare. Tbe ac tor came In smooth shaved, looking about tblrty-flvo. He waa presented to Mr. Gladstone, and tbe prime minis ter shook bis bend moat cordially and said: “ My dear sir. 1 am very, eery glad to moot you. I know your father very, very well. Splendid actor) Pine old m anr It took the whole evening for tbe earl and Mr. Haro to convince him that this eon was really the father.— London Tatlor. the rest of my baseball career. “ Pelton seems to be rather un popular with hie fellow clerks.” “ Tea. There's nobody here who likes him.” “ What's the trouble?” “ Oh, he always manages to be tbe first one here in the morning, and be always sticks around and keeps working until they get ready to lock the doors st night.” “ I see. The rest o f you are prac ticing so you will he able to cordial ly bate him when he gets to be your boas.” — Chicago Herald. W eekly O regonian and G raphic one year, $ 2 .2 5 . . » Taxioaba In 1711. Bomathlng orar a couple o f centuries ago the principia o f tbe taxicab woe known, remarks an exchange. An ad- verttsoaeant to the London Dally Coo- rant o f Jan. IS. 1711. announces that at the Sign o f tbe Savon Stare, under tbe pierna o f Covent Garden, a char-1 lot waa on view that would travel Pure Milk and Cream ia conducive to good health. This ia the kind w e «apply oar custom ers. Our Dairy ia frequently inspected by the State Dairy and Food Commissioner and haa been highly com mended by that official. Give us a trial as It gees. It was capable o f turning and raven ing end could go uphill ae Phone Red 66 “ Pa,-you «lag boon la tka choir, don’t jrou V aafcod Bobby B mi than. "Too, my son.” replied Mr. Smith«* ‘ A m ma rings soprano 7 " R . B . LYLE “That's right” “Wall, tharo’s one thing I don’t an- “W hstlaH r “Mrs. Tompkins soya you ring 1 “QUALITY STORE" What everybody w a n ta i a LajflLhmmU^ni Inn - - — - Y A 2n it l i *1* wW brssk ths DOhk aotber son to dp burin««« : j . L V A N B LA R lC O M Staple and Fancy Grocerii Fresh Fruits and Vegetables