replaced free o f chars«, so then
I had the laugh on Zeb. He says
M r. and M rs. Gastle, of San i nothin’ else hat John Deere stuff
I ’m tellin’
Francisco, arrived M onday to , tor him after this.
you
right
it
pays
to
buy
“ Quali­
make a month’s visit w ith their
ty ” stuff.
son, Henry Gastle.
Them boys at ’The B ig H d we.
M iss Irene Wents, o f Newberg,
Store*
arc pullin’ the strings for
w a s a week-end visitor of Miss
the quality goods and believe
M adge M orrison.
me they’ve got a córner on the
M r. and M rs. M attey, o f L a ­
best stuff goin’ in the hardw are
fayette, were Rex visitors Satur-
and implement. Them m otor high
day.
speed washers, them M onarch
Quite a number from Rex at­
ranges, them Acme Quality paints
tended the M ay D ay pageant
and Chi-Name varnish are ju st
a t Pacific College Saturday.
samples o f some o f the good
James K ane and Jack Saw yer stuff they’re offering the public
visited the family of Fred Quaint- a t popular prices.
ence, at Hillsboro, Sunday, m ak­
I f you w an t to save a little
ing the trip on their motorcycle. money and buy mail order plan,
M rs. Webster and M issNorden the boys will be glad to serve
were out from Portland Sunday you that w ay and guarantee the
calling on Mrs. Hilm a Reynolds. price to meet any mail order
M rs. Reynolds has been very ill, house on similar goods.
You
b at is on theroad to recovery at pay them the cash, take the
the present time.
goods at the depot and pay the
Lew is Winters invested in a freight and they’ll guarantee the
new car Friday. He has become quality to be equal to M ail Order
so .expert in its operation that goods, but don’t holler if they
he took a trip to Portland Sun­ ain’t as good as John Deere
d ay with Ed West, Charlie Nein goods. If you w an t some paint
it w ill p ay you to see the boys
and Roscoe Winters as guests.
M r. and M rs. O. L . Williams about t h a t 'jo b lot o f shingle
and son, w h o recently purchased stains and paint they have go t
the John Patterson larm, have on close out prices I f you need
arrived’from Caldwell, Idaho, to anything in the h ardw are and
take possession o f their p ro p ­ implement line it will pay you to
erty. M r. Williams purchased a figger w ith Larkin-Prince H dwc.
car in Portland and intends rid­ Co., before you buy. The boys
ing back and forth from P o rt­ have been here a go o d long time
land, where he is goin g into bus­ and they w o n ’t sellyou anything
in the implement line that w o n ’t
iness.
d o y o u r w ork.
You can’t lose
The Rex school team played
any money if you trade w ith the
ball at N ew berg Tuesday with
boys a t ‘The B ig H dwe. Store.’
the Methodist church boys, de­
They’ll appreciate your trade
feating them b y a score o f 13 to
and treat you right.
6. Their pride in this victory
w a s som ewhat subdued by their
defeat at the hands o f Spring-
Ths Japans— Fan.
brook Friday, when the entire
Fans are put to all sorts o f curi­
Rex; school visited Springbrook. ous uses in Japan. A t wrestling and
The girls played basket ball, de­ fencing matches the umpire always
feating the Springbrook girls 4 uses a Urge fan, and the various
motions o f this fan constitute s lan­
to 2.
guage which the contestants under-
The auction held by John Pat-» stand perfectly and to which they
tsrson on his old place prior to pay prompt attention. The servant
his departure w a s very well a t ­ g irl has s fist fin made o f rough pa­
tended, and all o f the articles per to Mow the charcoal Area with
or uae as a dustpan. The farmer
listed for the sale found ready
has a stout fan to winnow his grain.
purchasers.
,
Another variety is made o f water­
Carl Greve shipped the first proof paper, which can be dipped in
t w o crates o f strawberries leav­ water, and creates great coolness by
evaporation. *
ing Rex Tuesday m orning for
Portland.
Easy M oney.
Burglar—Come,
now, I just beat
Mrs. C. G. L ew is spent Satur­
up the janitor and got upstairs here,
day a ad Sunday in Portland vis-
and I want your purse, quick.
*ting.
.
;\ r
£ Flatdw eller-— Y< ou best up the
janitor?
Burglar— Yes. • Here, where are
yon going ?
One color don’t look any dif­
Flatdw eller— I t ’s all right.
I
ferent t b A another to some haven’t any puree myself, but I ’m
people. Some fellers had ju st as sure I can raise one among the ten­
ants in s very few minutes.— New
leave have a red headed wife as a
Y ork Timas.
black beaded one, and some wim-
min had jnst as leave have a
yaller dress as a green one and
domestic
so the w orld goes. W hy! d o y o u
to the parental flat was permitted
k n ow I ’ve seen some animals to visit country relatives. On tha
that were pretty particular w hat whole his report was favorable.
color clothes a feller had on when
“ But, say, he concluded, “ they
must
be awful poor! -T h ey ’ve got
he w a s w alking rpund tbe pas­
,no
heat
and no janitor. They just
ture where they was.
It some­
build a bonfire themselves on some
times pays to take notice o f the
bricks in the corner o f the room !”
— Philadelphia Ledger.
SI DRAFT SATO
Mvtata of tho Ancionto.
Before iron was used copper was
the principal ingredient in domestic
utensils and weapons of war. Its
alloy with tin, form ing bronze, was
the first metallic compound in use
by mankind, and its alloy with zinc,
form ing brass, also has been long
in use. These processes, o f course,
imply a certain degree o f temper-
color o f things. Jest for instance
if a feller £an’t read he can al­
w a y s tell one o f them John Deere
D ra g h arro w s or Spring tooth
h a rro w s by the “ Green” paint
on ’em. N o w the green paint
don’t make ’em any better but
the John Deere ia a guarantee of
quality.
r>
,
Zeb Riddle g o t bimaelf an off
breed Spring tooth last year for
$18 and I paid Larkin-Prince
$21 for a John Deere and Zeb’s
h a rro w looked abo u t as good as
mine and he thought he had the
laugh on me. Well, time a lw a y s
tells you kn ow and w e both had
some rooty land to w o rk up ami
Zeb broke 7 teeth out ot bis har­
ro w and I broke t w o out o f
mine, and be had to p ay 60c
each to get new ones find John
Deere Spring teeth are a lw a y s
Edwull*n.
Education to not merely the writing
o f fticU on tbe mind u o m writes on
s blank slate. It resembles rather the
piscina o f fresh color .os canvas on
which earlier colon are not dry. Ths
new colon* mix with tbs old. Bo the
tfvtnx mind mtxe* new Information
with what to already In It. and Judge*
tbe new In the light ot the old.
Regiments without m ilitar
do not fight as well, do not
ss w ell and sire not as oooten
cheerful in camp as the men
regiment» which have bands.
Earl Roberts said in a
a fine 7-room modern house on
' tw o lots, 100 ft. square in Port-
, land Talned at *6.000 which I
w a n t to trade for acreage o r im-
_____________ ____________ —l a.
% .v - - « - : -----------.m.
a
pro Yea raocn m iMCwuerg attoarD.
• H . Haberland, owner, 020 corn­
er o f 30th and Gladstone Ave,
Portland.
It pd
feet on the men in camp and in
quartets.” ’
7 ' * ■ * + • ' '
One o f the most delightful bits of
verse ever written is Henry New-
bolt’a description o f how s squadron
o f “ weary big dragoons,” whipped,
retreating and discouraged, was
driftin g through a wrecked French
town when one o f the company 28 Indian Runner ducks to
found a child’s toy drum, and an­ trade for pigs o r goats. Phone
other found s penny tin whistle in 17a4.
i t nd
the ruins o f s toy shop. The one
with the whistle struck up the “ Mar­
seillaise,” and the one with the
drum beat time to it. The strag­
gling squadron halted, turned, re­
formed and to the besting o f the
child’s dram and the strains o f the
tin whistle marched to victory.
Every one has read that stirring
poem, “ T h e B elief o f Lucknow,” o f
the Scotch regiment that had been
besieged and starved so long, that
had staved o ff massacre fo r ao many
days- that it had about lost hope,
when a Scotch maid heard sway off
“ Dinne ye hear it? ” she scream­
ed and threw heTseli down with her
ear to the ground. Soon they all'
heard it, the bagpipes o f the regi­
ment coming to rescue them.
It * M O m pipes ot tbs H S M is S u l
; W c take this method o f ex­
pressing our appreciation o f the'
m any kindnesses extended to us
in our deep affliction.
Come to us for Oliver p lo w s
J. E go and Children
and repairs for same. Oregon
H dw . & Implement C o.
20tf
And now they pteysd “ Auld Lan * 8yna.”
It cams to our mso Uba the TOioa o t Ood.
And thsy shouted alone ths Uno.
— Kansas City Star.
Fuony For Hor.
V
A New England Ud wss intently
watching bis aunt in the process of
making plea and cake. He seemed
very much inclined to start a con­
versation, an inclination, however,
which the aunt in no way encourag­
ed. She continued in silence to as­
semble the ingredients o f a mam­
moth cake.
“ T ell
me something
funny,
auntie?” finally ventured the boy.
“ Don’t bother me, Tommy,” said
the aunt “ How can I when I am
making cake?”
*
“ Oh, you might say, Tom my,
have a piece o f the pie I ’ve just
made.’ That would be funny for
you.” — Exchange.
J r« * 1
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Hard Lifo of English Cabinet Man.
CaH “ B ill” tb e plu m ber when
you need a n y th in g in his line.
Phone B lack 49.
1 8 tf
W hat have you to trade fo r a
good disc barrow ? N ew berg
Feed & Seed Co.
New pump engine to trade for
w ood o r posts. Oregon HdxV. &
Implement Co.
,
26tf
Tbe mint makes it and under
the terms ot tbe Continental
M ortga ge Com pany you can
secure it a t 6 per cent for any
legal purpose on approved real
estate. Terms easy, tell o s y o u r
w an ts and we w ill co-operate
w ith you.
Petty & Com pany,
513 Denham Bldg., Denver, Colo.
*’7 -
30-41
Hie United States Nati. Bank
Notice is hereby given that the
F o r Rent— M y t w o houses, 402
city o f N ew berg will, up to M ay
and 404 North School street.
15,1915, receive bids for tarnish­
M iss Langton, box 68.
19tf
ing 40 ricks o f 3-foot, first class,
I have a J e r s e y B u l l a t my second gro w th fir w o o d of uni­
place on the Portland road near form size, (n o round w o o d ) for
N ew berg. W alter Wilson.
tf. delivery in basement o f C ity H all
Building at Newberg, Oregon,
F o r nice Seed O ats and home between August 15 and Septem­
g ro w n seed corn, sec N ew berg ber 15 o f present year.
Feed & Seed Co.
Dated April 27,1916.
Id a M . W oods,
*
W an ted — Straw berry pickers,
Recorder of the C ity of Newberg.
F ran k
Carlisle,
Springbrook
i n '■
" 7 .
29-30
Phone 24a23. *
29-30 pd
The Uboriouanesa of a cabinet
minister’s life wss-realised by John
Bright, who declared that a man in
office required “ very strong health,
a very excellent stomach and a con­
science that does not trouble him.”
Peel, according to Oreville, when
resigning tbe leadership, begged the
queen never to recall him, since he
could not forget that Pitt, Fox and
L ost— Ladies’ hand b o g con­
Canning had all died in office, the
victims o f overwork and worry, and taining purse and other articles.
that, worie still, Lord Castlereagh Finder please leave a t Graphic
and Lord Liverpool had also died
office.
- I t pd.
in office, the one s maniac and tbe
other an idiot.— London Chronicle.
F o r Sale— Four-acre tract 1 %
Tho W horoforo o f Softool.
miles southwest o f Newberg. AU
L ittle Herman was a very back­ cleared, house and barn. Will
ward scholar, and his teacher fre­ •ell Cheap to settle estate.' K a-
quently lost all patience with him.
tima Jensen, Dundee.
29 30 pd
' One day when he seemed to be
more dense than usual the teacher
H ave your screen doors and
exclaimed:
“ I t seems you are never able to w in do w s made by the Spaulding
anawer any of my questions, Her­ L o g gin g Co.
28 tf *
man. Why ?”
“ I f T knew all the things you ask
M oney furnished prom ptly al­
me, ma’am,” replied Herman, “ my
w a y s on real estate at 7 and 8 per
father wouldn’t go to thé trouble o f
«ending me here!” — New York ct. Atty. B.A-Kfiks, McMinnville.
Times.
F o r Sale— Fresh Jersey cow,
A Mss of Straw.
teat 5-2. G iv in g betw een 35 and
Many years ago in England men
4 0 pounds o f m ilk d a ily . M . A t­
could easily be found to give any
evidence upon oath that might be kinson, Second and H a rriso n . I t
Tea aired, and some o f these persons
walked openly ia Westminster hall
with a straw in one o f their shoes
to signify they wanted employment
os witnesses. This was tbe origin
o f the saying, “ He is a man of
strew.” But the cuatom has high
If you w ish a m ortgage loan,
antiquity. A writer in the Quarter­
call and see me a t the First N a
ly Review seys that such were com­
- *
In ip p rep riH * O irk.
tioaal Bank o f N ew berg, Oregon
u ,
"H ow are yon comías along with mon in Greses. *
50 tt
D. D. Coulson.
your new tnitgaclne. tbs Society O lr ir
Iridium.
“ All right But tbs mailing proposi­
tion bother* me.”
Iridium is a hard, brittle, silver
W anted— Live young man w ith
“ How’* th s tr
whits metallic element belonging to four o r five hundred dollars to
“ I don’t ilk* to send bar out la s the platinum group, discovered by
take an interest in a money mak­
wrapper.“ —Louisville Courtar Journal.
Tennant in 1803. sometimes found
native and nearly pure, but generel-
ly combined with osmium. It ia,
wfth the exception of osmium, the
heaviest metal known and ia used
for pen points, contact points in
telegraphy and points of scientific
imrlcments liable to wear. Ita spe­
cific gravity ia 22.4.
Prom and after date o f this
notice, it shall be unlaw ful for
the ow ner of any d o g to permit
such d o g to run a t large within
the corporate limits of the city
o f Newbery, unless such d o g
shall be muscled in such a man­
ner as to make it impossible for
such d o g fo bite any person or
other animal.
* '
i
Dated M a y 6,1013.
B y order o f the council.
Id a M . W oods, 7 ’
Recorder o f the City o f Newberg.
ing proposition.
Address E. D.
M .. care o f the Graphic.
tf.
W e add freight to cost o f goods
cm Saturday. Get o u r price on a
p lo w or h a rro w before sending
a w a y for them.
Oregon H ard ­
w are & Implement C o.
25 tf.
M y German Coach stallion
Pylon will be at Sherwood M on­
days and Tuesdays, balance of
time a t Commercial Stable in C lrealotiag M M ..
IH ridonda unpaid
Newberg. C a ll and investigate,
IndtTldual dt
tf
J. W. Henry.
N ot the cheapest d ru g store
in tow n, but reliable drugs. We
will not substitute.
Barcroft’s D rug Store,
Phone White 113. N e x t t o P .O .
I a m prepared to move build
ings, raise and level up old build
ings and to handle heavy ma
cbtnery.— Frank C. Mills. 18tf
The ¡LaFayette
State Bank
At L*rer**toln t^am to^tfOm rm ,^»* «he sto**
, “ Where’s Tommy?” asked Mr.
Jones, on hia return from busi­
ness one evening
“Gone to bed, w a s his wife’s
reply. “ I sent him as a punish­
ment for sw earing.”
“Swearing?” shouted Jones;
'T i l teach him to sw ear!”
W ithout w a itin g tor a light
the angry father rushed upstairs
to interview the culprit, only to
fall over a loose stair-rod and
bum p bis shin.
When the air had cleared, he
heard his wife call, gently, “ Bet­
ter come dow n, dear; I'm sure
Tom m y has beard enough for
his first lesson.”
T o T a i ,
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