w a rn »W . íiif-, la word» of a m are eliminated. o ri « is capable of recognis- ayetem of arrangement reason o r mathematica, not fu s t n o w th e . bane bull . ____. ■. I over Oregon « . b j t h , “.b - 1 ■ent tr e a tm e n t” m e th o d ; in g W alter M cCredie in i _ tap hie 1915 te a m of B e a v e r i regard I pray you to- acoej A very w elcom e b it o f n e w t,, . warmest thanks. In this gras t h a t , t o th e effect t h a t th e elec- touched b y a n y ra ilro a d , ject of .triumph for the new trie care a re t o be re p a in ted an d 100 -nlile journey fro m one and for humanity in general th e s u b s titu tio n of th e S o u th e rn It o a n o th e r ie a n o rd in a ry d a y '■ never bo forgotten how coo Pacific title o n th em fo r th e n am e I t r » v d - Som e d a y , ra ilro a d * a n d one a part you bore and how p o. p> f a u to m o b iles w ill g o easily e v e r y - ! y ° ® reflected upon a country P o rtla n d , Eugene & Barter*», a s ™ in which you made the first displays never did did n h a a v v e e a a satis- New b erg ot your th e la tte r never s a tis -1 w here—ev en to “w — ~— £ . * o v ' T er I of roar character.” fa c to ry rin g t o p a tr o n s o f th e 7 * J®*®! fam o u s R ex-Tigard- The picture mentioned was a pen- ro a d o u t th is w a v . B u t w e rtlfe ro a d .—O regonian. cil sketch and bangs beneath the w o n d e rin g w h a t h a s become o f I A nd if o n r w e t friend o f p x I g l« s box conUinrnc the key ia the th e slogan, “ W illam ette VaDey l« * * O reg o n ian of th e v e ry w e t I ( L ines” , which w a s furnished in j cltT 01 P o r tla n d , t h a t m ere L , # re fe n to ^ u k in ^ of tha th e co n te st h r o u r M r. BeD of I m a n y m oons to be m ad e very ^ ctom the Atlantic to lie on th e Im p erial h o tel a n d fo r w hich I d ry e r w ith o u t th e a id o r L g t o n * hall table, and paDiication, w in get deck to tnc O n r friend. J o h n U. S m ith is I a ri« in a l w hich w i ------- = — o f th e m a tte r o f a w a y off his báse th e G rap h ic d id re p re se n ta tiv e N a t th e C h a u ta u q u a , a s he M re a d in g th e W est (eighty-three siegers and one of the ad&, T h e Bastille for the city of Jericho, was < A code or “jumble” cipher ia con­ structed aa follower Take 5,000 wcMa'aad write them in duplicate on red and blue «lip«, shuffle the pile of red slips and the pile of blue »lips and draw one from each. You find “emperor” on the red slip and “kangaroo” on the blue one. Thence­ forward “ kangaroo” stands for “em­ peror,” and you put these equiva­ lents down in two cipher diction­ aries, red-blue and blue-red. When you hare finished you have a cipher insoluble by any proeem of analysis. Unfortunately there are other and simpler pro ceases. * The secrecy of the “jumble” ci­ pher depends in the first place om the inviolability of the four diction­ aries, two a t each end. If a govern­ ment is unwise emmgh to use the same cipher to communicate with all its represe ntatives abroad there may be many of tb eee.d ictionaries scattered over the world. And when a foreign government in willing to ¡net for a glance a t one » , or a snapshot of its bow, and ha applied for,a job. ., “ We don’t want kunf b o p hem. Are you fond of work?” asked the o f g o in g on t o S a n F ra n - good 1 s n o t givea, a s th e o th e r c o v e rs l® * » - T he “ S id elig h t” s ta te m e n t “No, sir,” answered the boy, look­ A dandy went into a pbotog- th e s to ry . L a s t w eek th e w a s t h a t he m o st g o b y w a y o f j ing the boss straight in the ¿toe. iphpr’s in a country town to get v G ra p h ic a lso g a v e th e p a p e rre a d P ® n FrHDMCO t o “Oh, you’re not, aren’t you* Well, is photograph taken. When the b y G eorge H . H im es in fall, I O f course M r. T h o m p so n could we want a boy tb it is.” b was done he refused to pey on “There ain’t any,” insisted the a m o u n tin g t o m ore th a n 5 0 0 o lco n ti,,u c hU »w m g a ro u n d th e ie ground th a t th e picture was not ce him. w o rd s, w hich M r. S m ith h a s j c*r d e b y ta k in g p a ssa g e o n a n boy doggedly. „ “Oh, yea, there are. We have bad “ All right,” said P st, “leave it p ro b a b ly overlooked, he n o t hav* oce* n **n e r • * S a n F ran c isco fo r a dosen of th at kind here this morn­ ere.” M in g fully recovered from th e a fte r I P o rtla n d , which w o u ld ad d ing looking for a sitoatioo with us." Next day he was passing the place ' effects o f th e b ig feeds be tells T ariety a n d m an y m iles m o te to “How do you know they are not a b o u t. r '/ J t h e jo u rn e y to th e c a p ita l city of O regon, if he should consider T he a tte m p t t o m ake t b f Die-1 th is “ a b o u t a s e a s y an d con-1 tr i c t o f C olum bia d ry of course | venient.” failed. T h a t m a y be th e s p o t in th e U nited S ta te s w here i ohibition w ill p rev ail. Even dome of the beet known patriotic w Y ork wiH firm K<> d ry . S till, Lucille w a s acarefully-brougfa*- songs were written by men who i ! S ^ . 7 n - VOOdb" r * l« P « * « • g irt o f f i r ., a n d . b , re. have no other claim to immortality. | tu rn e d in h ig h glee from h e r first The “Marseillaise” ie the only prod­ H r 'In d e p e n d e n t ta k e s to o uct of Rouget de lis le which bse * An OM I s rb irs iM PunW mtM ii g lo o m y a view o f th e fu tu re o u t­ P * rty . survived, and “The Wearing df the “ I w a s n g o o d g i r l , , M a m m a ,” Green” was the work of an anony­ Until a change .of law in 1870, lo o k fo r th e N ationsd C a p ita l. parliament recognized the sentence she announced. ' _ - mous purveyor of ballads for the W hen th e p ressure from th e v o t­ “ Did y o u rem em ber t o nay street hawkers of Dublin. When of drawing—namely, dragging on a in g p o p u la tio n g e ts s tro n g som eth in g nice t o M rs. Apple- the British bombarded Baltimore in hurdle to the place of execution; en o u gh, a lo t of congressm en hanging and quartering—namely, V«« « m M« * ' . a g a te jn s t before leaving?” naked 1814 a young lawyer of the town,; dividing the body into four and w ill be seen falling o v er th em ­ Francis Scott Key', was inspired to her m o th er. selves t o respond to th e w ill o f writs “The Star Spangled Benner,” placing it at the disposal of tl)e “ Oh, yes, I d id ,” responded which in a few months was known drown—for the crime of high trea­ th e . “d e a r people” a n d th e n Lucille. VI smiled a t h er a n d throughout the states. Key wrote son. J . F. X. O’Brien was sentenc­ W ash in g to n D. C. w ill be p o t on said: 'Ie p jo y e d myself very m uch, many other poems now forgotten.— ed to be hanged, drawn and quar­ th e w a te r w a g o n . Rem em ber tered for taking part in the Fenian M rs. A pplegate. I h a d lo ts London Chronicle. conspiracy of 1867, but the sen­ t h a t only recently a m a jo rity in m ore to e a t th a n I ’spected to tence was remitted to a term of Explained. co n gress voted fo r th e H obson h a v e .” ♦ ' penal servitude, and he survived un­ “I don’t understand this picture, bill. Public sen tim en t is ch an g . til 1905. He was the last person I t ’s all rig h t t o ride a h o b b y , Mr. Dauber,” said Mr. Hibrow. on whom any judge pronounced in g ra p id ly a n d th e n e x t few “There is nothing to it but a man y e a rs w ill b rin g a b o u t m an y if y o n k n o w h o w t o g e t off. wearing a blue suit and a cap, and his barbarous sentence. — London Tbronicle. ra d ic a l changes, even in th e T he high c o st o f je a lo u sy . can­ w o rs t rum -soaked s p o ts in th e n o t be estim ate d . . 4 leas.’ Who is this man, and why That*« Uw Qwaatian. ia the picture named ‘Friendless’ ” c o u n try . B u t back t o th e Dis­ Clifford can ask questions quick­ •That,** replied the artist, “rep­ t r i c t of C olum hia. I t is no resents an umpire after the home er than we can answer them, and a c re d it t o P resid en t W ilson—-the team has lost a does game.”—Cin­ few days ago his uncle told him he fa c t t h a t his secretary , T u m u lty , would turn into an interrogation cinnati Enquirer. S - / while “i” p o in t I agreed with him end said seem s t o be th e m an w hom th e of -S .” “Hawaii” ia pronounced that I bad once seen e picture of a Assentitine Far the Hyphen. b o ip e dispensers depend on t o therefore nearly “Hsh-wy-ee,” with little boy turning into one. He bed Mrs. Dearborn—Yon say that is th e middle syllable, m ak e i t possible fo r th em t o become more and more curved and Mrs. Burke-Martin vy-ee,” some authorities h o ld th e ir g rip on W ash in g to n finally had become just a large in­ Mie. jffabaah — Yae; Burke was V should always take the sound of “v.” The letter **o” her name and Martin was her hus­ terrogation p o in t Cliff listened intently, and whan always has the sound aa in the Word band's name. I had finished he instantly asked, Mrs. Dearborn— But why does »he ------------ I “no,” and the pronunciation qf the "Well, bow did they keep the dot use the hyphen between the names? T he fellow .w h o w rite s “Side- name of the capital city of the ter- under him P” Mrs. Wabash—To show that she lig h ts ” on th e legfelEtive session ritoiy is "Ho-no-ln-ln” and not ia separated from her husband.— fo r T he O regonian h a s evidently ! “Hon-e-hi-ln,” as generally spoken Aa Epitaph. London Standard. o rdered hie “ seventeen q u a rts 1’ | by the Anglo-Saxon, In the churchyard of Leigh, near in advance. F o r in stan ce in lolton, will he found a tombstone Luehy Latter. ■peaking' of th e lo n g ride Pres-1 Effe* of variety, ia e n t T hom pson, o f th e S enate, “Why Is ft, do you suppoes, that , -My c a s s ia peculiar,” rtmarked waring the following amazing sen­ tence: “ A virtuous woman ia 5s. to h a d to niake, he aaid in-T ues-(the course of true lovs never runs the letter B. ler husband.” The explanation “How so?” chorused the other d a y ’■ p a p e r t h a t be w a s required imooth ?” -> - seems to he that Space prevented “a letters of the alphabet • t o tra v e l from hie hom e a t L ake- -F or the same reason, I guess, “Well, when i t comes to making crown” being ent in full, and the view by w a y o f Reno an d San that life it not always * grand, ‘hoodie,’ I always lead, and you will I If dry » s level stretch in the road.” tional 4 % Paid On Time A R M G O Iron - T h a t ia ita g re a te s t of them due to purity, p a rt re n d e r Arm co iron Hie su p erio r Ash Cans Eaves Troughs 1 to ite ris i fo r Cornices , t W hen you buy a n y sh e e t m etal a rtic le sa tisfy th a t i t is A rm co-A m erican In g o t Iron. 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