^4* m . ÀMMSrfk’,t! g. . ■t. a* a* MB . 1 ,• ^ . • in MriU .... I.... . • 'S» I H ! ' EARTH’S Servant Boy (to farmer’s wife, noted for her thriftineaa) — Well, ma'wtii,’ my eve«*ight must be get ting bad. I can't *ee the batter on the bread thie morning. Next morning the farmer’s wife put the butter « Mttle thicker on the bread, and remarked: “ Well. Tom, I hope your eyes are better thin morning.” •‘Begad, ma’am.” replied Tom. BU TT coarta of the C. R. CHAPIN LAWYER'- P.F. HAWKINS » D E N TIS T Office over F irst National Bank Phone W hite 3-1 DR. A M. DAVIS DENTIST J. C. PRICE DENTIST Office overJU. S. Nati Bank Phone Black 171 D r. Joh n S. R an k in L i t t l e f i e l d A B o m lg PHYSICIANS an d SURGEONS OOe. io Fim Nat'! B u t Bid,. Phone, Black SI . got the chance. The greet poet agency ordinary aeeoa ana orai- took great pleasure in making pa- nary happenings, aa wail a* all other M r bo*U to d dotftififf them oo the kiuda of attain ill thia b u ij world water. So long aa hu paper lasted ot oars, are immortalized. We are he remained rivetted to the spot, accoatomed to the idea th at tools by this peculiar amuse- are immortal; that energy cannot menu All waste paper waa rapidly be annihilated; that m a tt« cannot oonsnmed, then the cover« of let- be destroyed; but what of this ea te n . next letter« of little value, traordinary immortality of deodar Tbs moat precious contribution- of Simply t h i : Light that ia «fleeted the moat esteemed correspondents, or given off from an object carries although eyed wistfully many times *n image, a picture of the object, and often returned to bis pocket, «with it on its travels, oo matter were sure to be sent at last in pur- bow long tbs journey or whither it suit of the former squadrons. may tend. Of the portable volumes which When these image carrying light wwiw th# companions of his ram- araraa enter the eye the picture hies, and he seldom went oat with- they bear is revealed, whether the oat a book, the fly leaves were com- waves have been only the infinites!- moult wanting. He had applied mal fraction of a second In coming them as our ancestor Noah applied i from the face of a friend annas the gopher wood. But learning waa to street, or whether they have reach- sacred in bis eyas th at he never ad the eye after a jaunt of 100,000 traepaaaed farth er upon the integ- years through »pace from the jflaah- rity of the copy; the work iteatf ing scintillation» of a faroff star, was always respected, Even as wa see our neatest star It has been said that be oooe neighbor not aa it is today, hot aa found himself on the north hank of it was four years ago, the hght th a t the Serpentine river, without the is reflected to this star from our materials for imlnlgin». those in- planet carries pictures of th e earth clinations which the sight of water aa it was forty-eight months ago, invariably inspired, for he had ex- and any person, if at that distance bausted his supplies on the round ! from the earth and equipped with pond in Kensington gardens. Not some means of collecting the light a single scrap of paper could bo wavee, would see events and deeds found, save only a banknote for that bad transpired on this earth £50. He beeitated long, but yield- a# at the time they happened, ed at last He twisted it into a Suppose we bad such an appara- boat with the.refinement of his skill tus and could outtravel lig h t We and committed it with the utmost, could journey to the pole »tar, sixty dexterity to fortune, watching its light years from, the earth, and, be- progr eaa, if possible, with a still ¡ hold, we should see the earth as it more intense anxiety than usual. ; wax. Long after the earth with its Fortune often favors those who pomp and vanities has crumbled to fully and frankly trust her. The cosmic dust or vanished into some northeast wind gently wafted the other system the light wavee flash- costly skiff to the south bank, ing eternally through space will where during the latter pert of the continue to carry the comparatively banknote boat’s voyage the van- brief story of man and his deeds, turous owner bad waited its a rriv a l1 If * • traveled still farther out with patient solicitude. , into space and caught u p with the -------------------light waves that left us about 700 win* F i n i s h . j years since, it would give us the The man who writes thrilling picture of Runnymede, with John, Office in City Hall •teamed out of sight. He bad to He«### of Mud. walk home, and tbe other station Most of the ordinary houaes of master laughed.—London Standard. Afghanistan are constructed of sun i baked mud brick. Tbe ordinary WBERG OREGON Whan She Made Caka. building method is to fix firmly |jk “This is lovely augel food,” said the ground some poles, on which a * u ue e e e e e e e ew eaa a e e a uu e e e e •he, tasting the cake at tbe high complete wooden skeleton of walls, ' tea. “Did you make it? Wonder- doorways, ceiling» and roof screen* j ; DR. FRED H. WILSON | I fill! 1 never tried to make angel ia formed. The wall intemice* are | food but once. 1 took all day to then filled with aun baked brick. ; | Osteopathic Physician and * 1 make it, walking very lightly while Upon the poles placed aa rafter* ' | Surgeon | it waa iu tbe oven, hardly daring to long rush mat» are spread, and ovar i ! $06 1-2 F irst S treet Newberg f j breathe: Then when it was done 1 them about six inches of mud is ra*»esi onto* iimb iu , * m . n*d a X put it in the aideboard. The next smoothly laid, forming a roof into : morning they bad to use a derrick which sundry bits of hollowed wood to move the sideboard in order to are fixed by way of rain spouts, j sweep under it. That is, that’s tbe ' story my hurband tells about it. j •psuaw» Opinion *f w«m«n. You know bow husbands ara.”— **I have,” said Sardou, “the high« New York Press. eat opinion of tbe fair sex. 1 consra- — er women superior to men in almost Wonder* at Oiotation. everything. They possess the intui- It was raid of Julius Caesar that, tive faculty to an extraordinary de while writing a dispatch, be could gree and may almost always be et -tbe same time dictate four o th -; trusted to do the right thing in ’ era to his secretaries, and if be did the right piece. They are full of ! not write himself could dictate sev- noble instincts and, though heavily en letters at onoe. The same thing handicapped by fate, come well out is asserted also of tbe Emperor Ne- of every ordeal. You have but to leon, who had a wonderful caps- turn to history to realize the truth Office Phone—W hite 147 Residence Phone—Bine 68 Dr.C. E. Brown, D.V.S. 1 *. -■ L No other like it | f No other «* good it Rdw R om Sawing htacfclo« Ciapiij, K tal energy to whatever rame before him A n c ie n t R in g s . Ring» were given among tbe Ro man* on hirthdsvp. Tbe gladiators often wore heavy ring», a blow from which was sometimes fatal. The Rom»n* had also their amulets and magi«- rings on which were engrav ed 'Hie or more «tars, tbe bead of Anuhia. a sign of the xodiac or a Would Lava Hoc T hat Way. naan. * ’ orange . Collier’s Thm » N a t i o n a l . W o o k ly WAR HORSES IN RATTLE Cavalry Mount» Ravel In th e Daah and Fury ( f th e Charge. It « ill probably surprise you, said e retired colonel o f buaaara. to learn th a t a cavalry b o n # usually enjoys a battle at least as much as bis rider and <Hn I>I*T h aa much courage In I t B e will <*bafe and stam p w ith Im patience wbUe waiting for tb e order to charge and at the signal will daah forw ard Ilka a greyhound released from th e leash, tall of Ore and fury and often neighing wildly At th e moment o f contact wttb the enemy be wilt rear, striking and biting savagely a t tb e opposing bon ea and tram pling down th e infantry When bio rider telle ha will daah along w ttb Ms fellows and crash aa gallantly Into th e ta n In th e famous charge o f tb e Light brigade scores of riderless b o n e s sw ept down tb e “val ley of death.” tbnndertug through tbe smoke on to tb e Rooslgn guns, an d « 1 ciCement. years from the earth speed tbe loped back in safety w ith tb e abet “ I’ve got it!” be shouted trium- waves that best the story of Cae- tered rem nant of tb e brigade. Five phantly. **I’ve got i t f gar’s fame and tbe glory that wag horse» raced neck and neck with Lord P a g e t who rode In advance o f “Got what?” asked tbe surprised Rome's. Still further out, hurtling Alfred tbe line, so eager were they -to gat at manager. ! through the eternity of unending tbe enemy / “ Why, the sensation of the year, space, ia a picture from far back io And not only la the well trained In the third act of my new play the dusty corridors of time, a.pic- charger aa b rave as bis rider B e la tbere is s mill scene. Harold Head- ture of the earth when it was void often aa Intelligent B e known tb e light, tbe hero, casts the villain in d without form, ages and ages bugle calls juat aa wall and answ ers down into tbe yawning jaws of two before that wonderful creature, them aa promptly In t a c t I b a re great emery wheels.” man, had entered the arena of life. known m any a case In which a boras baa p at bta rider right when be baa The manager grinned. —Popular Mechanics. m istaken an order and baa gone fa u lt “ Emery wheels!” be chuckled.1 leaaly through a m aneuver in spite of “Then, 1 suppose, be has S fine fin-; 8tranga Insanity. the efforts of hia m istaken m aster to ¡ah?” { Mrs. Elizabeth Smith in her m ake blm do th e waong thing.—London “Yes, very fine. In fact, be ,rMemoir» of a Highland Lady” tells Tlt-BIta • comes out s polished villain.”—Chi- of an old Scotchman who once took cago News. the strange whim into his head th a t ------------------- be was a turkey hen. He mid« a Ha Foaled Hi mas If. > nest of straw in his carriage and A station master who had been filled it with egg» and a large »tone, DR.THOS. W. HESTER I taking a abort holiday at some dis- and there be sat, hatching, leaving P h y s ic ia n a n d Surgeon » tance from his own station went to his station only twice a day, like Office in Dixon Building catch the last train homeward and other fowl, and having his food Fha sa.i Office W hite X L Rea. M se SO t on entering the station found a brought to him. Hia friend* had NEW BERG - - OREGON | lady trying to turn the handle of a t last to watch a proper opportuni- ttU**«*+*0**«*4**4MHk****s one of the compartments. The stft- ty to throw out the eggs and put tion master rushed to her assistance, some young chickens in their place, opened the door, bundled tbe pas- Then the old man, satisfied that he v j d t * <r JTjrw’.w.w.r ranger in, slammed tbe door to and had accomplished hia task, went DR, SARAH E SMITH then, by force of habit, waved hia about clucking and strutting in tbe midst of hia brood. ■ä; Haw ta Become Rieh. “My early difficultle» taugbt aia soma th rift.” said Mark T w ain once, “but 1 raver- knew w hether It was wiser to «pend my tost cent fo r a d e a r tu amoks or for an apple to devour ” ”1 am astounded.” observed a friend, “th a t a person with ou little decision should have met with an mucb worldly Mark T w ain bent bis bead gravely “Indecision about spending money.” He said, “to worthy of cultivation. When I couldn't decide w hat to buy w ith my last cent I kept It and so be La c i u b . D a ti! Ik li “Wear-Ever” bran ■old at $5.50. Now tha pries la $2.50 and wahave aacurad a concession whsre- advertixed in womqp’g maga zines, we shall be glad to show you—and other aluminum uten sils bearing the well-known « m u “ W e a r - l v e r ” trade mark. Make a life- {¡SgK? time investment when ■ a m you get cooking ware. at a »till fsrthar reduction in con- asetioo with tkia . publication. Real* can tan rih th a t w uar eu t Oregon Hardware & Implement Co. A Torpid Liver to a fis* field tor tb* Malarial Gena aad It thrive« wonderfully. The cer tain result In such ossea to a spell of China. H ER BlN E Xt nnta the liver In h ealthy., rigorous condition and curse I th* chills by destroying th* I disease germs which lnfast the I | system. HerMn* Is a fin* anti-1 eriodle medicine, more effeo-1 , toe than the syrupy m ixtures] J that sicken the stomach; bo-1 cause it not only kills th e dis-1 esse germs, but acts effectively] |in the liver, stomach aad b o w l a la thus putting th* system In I eondltlon to successfully resist I the usual third or seventh day I return of the chin. Herblne la 1 [ a cleansing and Invig o ratin g | msdlclne tor tno whole body. | P atents Mnt A sa Old*«« »«mir, f <* aamrtmi pa :.m « Patent* tei*» t i rosé» »ma » |C * m a i « ìtU «M b wMbost chats», la the Scientific JUncrkan. *»7 HNt.tr.! M V-Hitr. ■nr »''lumino i 'i.ti.aL 138t3fw<i»ar.Rpw es V n . Wanlitufft in. Adm inistrator’s Notice. Barcroft’s Drag Store » ■ N ext Door to Postoffice Caffs* Bean*. Coffee grains are only tb e seed of a fru it which to very mucb like a cherry It to vary sw eet and baa a good mate When tbe fruit to dried It shrivels op around tbe coffee grains of which th ere are tw o In each one of tbe round bells placed w ith tbe flat «Me* tdgetb er Sometime» In tbe cheaper kinds of coffee these little dried ball« are found w ttb tbe tw o coffee grain» aongty bald Stern P a r e n t- W hat m akes yon think, young mao. th at If my daughter mar rise yon th e will be supported In the style to which aha baa bean seen» turned? Freshletgb—Tbe tact th at you ara a candidate for public office and can ’t afford to have member* of your family » tarrin g In tbe piveencs of tbe dear public - Richmond Dispatch CHASE & UNTON * GRAVEL COMPANY * All kinds of gravel for con crete work, cem ent blocks,, or Wood work furnished jon short notice. Telephone W hite 86 ty.«® *k« tod Say el November. i*n, lathe mstur et mid estat*. authorising, «meowed»» snd directing him *o to do, will sa Saturday, the ltth d*y of December, 1*U. *t two o'clock la th« aftoraraa of arid day odbr far «sto, and •Sii I* tb* h l ( h . , t bidder for o»«h *t public auction. In one parcel. th« following dw cilbcd rosi property befosgfng to told e a u te . to w it: Sltsalo. lying and being la Tsm blU Coonty, BUM of " M a p s, and boing s p o r t of tb* Dona tion t* a d c u lm of L ake Wakorn a a iw iio . .;l*lru No v . Notlflcktlon No, ltgg In Tow»*hlp Throe Sooth. U sa ta Two Weet of th e Wlltoaa- atte Meridian. so d particularly deaeri bed aa M tow a: Beginning a t a a l r o q rod a t the N ortheast c o rs e t of m id « 'latoa, th ese* ra n s la g Sooth 2 dear««« 12* W a t «.ri» ch ain , to a a Iron pipe a t t h t North w e t corner of th e J«*** Par ries Donat te a Lead * i t a l a , ~ ‘ Not! fcation No. IMI ' MBMr of “Oh, George,” exclaimed a very voting wife to her huahsnd, “I ’ve been reading in the newspaper of a V**t 4.7« irth 7» de- woman who wa t suddenly stricken I la KHtJr F fa tts ry . dumb during a thunderstorm. Do W llH e-Paw what is flattery? Paw you think Her husband will love - Flattery is tellina a woman the nice W rtllir . W rtrtmr* she as* always thought atomi “E s th e r r replied George. “ Ant aeree!t. my » a fta c tn n a n Rntinlret man who wouldn’t lore his wife still ° ^ S e d thla m b day of November, m t deserve» tb* happy bite of an old Admlalatrstor of the artsm of UaSc' * . Ramey, bachelor r flia t toase, 1M2. ta e t •• 1»-M. / Aaonmy fot Estate. ICM5 So 11-12 Notice o f District Rood M ooting. To rota an additional toa in Road District numbered thlrty-aix (to) In Yamhill County, Stats of Oregon. Notte* ia hereby «Ivan that wa tbs sudar- signad, resident tax payan of Road Dtatrlot numbered thirty-.lx (to) la Yamhill county •tot* of Orages, together comprising more than ten per ea st of th* resident u x payer* In said Read District numbered thlrty-aix [to], hereby giva notte» that a meeting of the reel dent tax payers of Mid Road District numbered thirty- six [to]. In Yamhill county, atst* of Oregon, to hereby «sailed, and will b# bald at th a Mona, tala Top Church In tha aforesaid road diatriet, coon tv aad stata, on tha « th day of November A D, 1M4, at ooe [1] »’stock to the afternoon of Mid day, th* pnrpoM of asid meeting being to diaeuM the advisability of levying a special or additional road tax in said road dlatrtot,aad to determine what If any oonnty reato or por tions thereof, to arid road dlatrtot, abril be im proved to any spadai manner, and tha char acter and extent of anah Improvement < pravamente they abril make thereon, a levy such special or additional tax, so t I____ ead ton milla on the dollar, upon r ii the tax able rsri and personal property, within Mid rand diatriet, as a majority of soak reddest lax payera shall deem advisable, 1er th* pnrpom of raising money with which to defray tb* ax paaaa, or axpanaaa of sock spedai Improve ment or Improvements, la arid rand distile numbered th 'rty jix [to] | D Yamhill ooanty, ■tot* of Oregon Dated thla Iglh day of Nóvala bar A D, U H N am es-p. R. Otto. V. *. Raker. O. *. B ut abena, f . W. Oradnff, J. A. Bruñera, P. J.O ru dnff, M. c. Ludían, R etry H an Ha «rigar, J. W. Noble. *.7 Weekly Oregonian and Graphic both one year $2.26.