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■ r v TH E' Ni = H E A T OF T H E SUN. TtiMriM ■■ to H «w It to Matotolitod Should Use M\ lì m Ä» m mm 1*8 d iffe re n t fr o i others become more cere'1 is taken in the m akiai and the materials used are oF higher grade. I Black Silk Stove Polish Make* a brilliant, aflkr polish that not rah o « o r float off.aaa the shine lasts (oar times m lose as onUaarr stove ih. Used oa saaspla stoves sod soM ^ S J a ^ S S S L lS i “ 'I » " k £2 l .»Mack: A Shine in Every Drop R s tu n w d th s P la to . A starved and ragged lad wander ed for hours about the Liverpool docks in search of work. He had not tasted food since the morning. A vessel came into dock late in the day, and the cook, seeing the boy, invited him to warm himself and dry his rags at the galley fire. He then gave the hoy a large piece of pork upon a ship's biscuit, which is as hard as a board, and the famished lad ran off to tell his mother, who sold matches near by, of hia good luck. In a short time he returned with the biscuit wrapped in paper and said: “ Mother thanks you, sir, for the pork and ia much obliged to you fo r the loan of the plate.*-—Liver pool Mercury. m M &&£$?'<1 Æ n I i j Plain to Him. Among those visiting an art ex hibition held recently in Cincinnati was an old German, who wandered about, looking at the paintings with interest Finally he stopped before a portrait which showed a man sit ting in a high backed chair. Tacked to the frame wai a small white pla card reading, “ A Portrait o f J. F. Jones, by Himself.” \ | The aged Teuton reed the curd aind then chuckled sarcastically: “ V ot fools is dese art beoplea,” he muttered. “ Anybody dot looks at dot picture vould know dot Jones is by himself. Nobady eke ia in der picture.” — New York Times. Pining Per a Campanlnn. A Buckinghamshire farmer once wrote to a distinguished scientific mcultnrist to whom he felt under bligstion for introducing a variety of swine: “ Respected Sir— 1 went ay to the fair at A ------. I found several pigs o f your species. Thera v u a greet variety o f beasts, and 1 waa greatly astonished at not seeing yon there.” Another fanner wishing to enter some animals at an agricultural ex hibition wrote as follows to the secretary o f the society: “ Dear Sir— Enter me also fo r a jackass.” The director o f the zoological u irdens was on hia holiday. Ho re ceived a note from his chief as DM rite nest Per Him. sistant. which dosed thus: “ The A m«n was brought before the chimpanzee seeraa to be pining for Leeds magistrates on a charge of a companion. What shall we do un theft. He had no one to defend til you return?” --London Tit-Bits. him, so the judge requested a smart young lawyer to take him into an Seaton by Mto Friend*. anteroom and give him the best ad In the eighties of the last cen vice he could. Five minutes later tury the late Dr. Thomas K. Beech the lawyer, to the 'surprise of the er of Elmira waa nominated for con judge, reappeared in court alone. gress from bis district, and the poli “ Where's the prisoner?” queried ticians had about conceded that he the magistrate. “ You told me to would be elected when hia church give him the best advice 1 could, people found out that his prospects your worship, and” — “ O f course were good and set out to defeat I did. Well?” “ Well, I did ao; him. One o f the most singular cam and the culprit ia gone.” paigns in the history of American Tommy—Hay. papa. Isn’t mamma Just a trifle crazy? Papa— Why do you think ao. my son? Tommy—Well, the other day 1 was playing In the rain, and she made me come In end take a bath.—Chicago News. I f yoa carry a torch tor yourselves yoa cannot keep the light m ai of other people's eyas.- Beecher. " H er Complexion. We once knew a woman who quarrele^ with her complexion. At one time the tonched it up so much that it became touchy. At another time it wa* beyond the pale. Oc- casionullv It broke out and became very fierv. Bat. however much she quarreled with K. she was always ready to make it up. H ig h la n d E n g lis h . w 4 W ■ er W sp ism easd . U ov the eun lias been able to keep on radiating approximated the same amount of heat ever sin& the most remote ages has been ex- ilained in three different ways. Jorne have believed that hia heat was due to chemical reaction, others that it was a product of intra- atomic energy due to radium. Oth ers again that the work of attrac tion maintained the heal By chemical reaction the aun could supply the heat he ie supply ing today only for 8,000 years. If radium be the true explanation the presence of two grams of radium to the ton would be necessary. This ia a quantity too large for belief, and even this would be reduced by one-half at the end of 1,700 years and could not be maintained unless the sun were made of nothing but uranium, the generator of radium. The attraction theory is dismiss ed by astronomers, who say there ia no such bail of meteorites as could by falling upon the sun maintain its high temperature. There is, however, another theory advanced by Helmholtz. who sug gested that the son is contracting and the work thus going on within his body is enough to generate 20,- 000.000 times the heat he is radiat ing today. In an address. to the French Academia dee Sciences A. Veronnet asserted this waa the only tenable theory that explained the son's best And he ventured the prediction that there waa suf ficient heat left in the sun to keep it about as it is now and furnish heat for life upon the earth for about 2,000,000 more years: He mid that it would take 2.000.000 years for the average temperature of the earth to fall to freezing point.—-St. Louis Post-Dispatch. singHah as the la spoke in the remote highlands ia not exactly the tongue of tiw sooth, which fact la Illustrated by a brief conversation which took place between three highland chillies who bad e sap each of the laird's own moon tain dew. Says Tonga 1. “That waae the fery peat wbnaky her nalnser nefer tasted In all her porn tays.” As sented Tonalt. “8o did I neither.“ And Angus corroborated. “Neither did I too.“—London Globa. Woman Is certainty coining nun ner own. Even In tender romance abe ia exerting an Influence. The young man bad Jnat been accept ed. In hia rapture he exclaimed. “Bat do yoa think, my love. I am good enough for yoa 7“ His strong minded fiancee looked sternly at him for a moment and re plied: “Good enough for me? Toa*ve got to her*— Judge. At the Urne of filing the declaration o f Intention an alien Is required to pay to toe dark of the court a toe of f 1. A t the ttae of filing a petition for nat uralisation the petitioner la raqotred to pay to the clerk of tho court a fee Of §4.—New York BIS FIRST BINTH1N Hs W h fiixtosn Veer« Old A Q e l a G lim p s e «1 I t • In the spring of 1812 a Wi ton youth gave his flrst-bii party at sixteen year«. Observe the position of that hy phen; not “ hia first birthday-pe**“ *’ but “ hia firat-birtliday party.*' young mao had seen sixteen pass without ever once bei to look a day in tha face proudly, “ You are my birthday This birthdayleee youth— wnoee name at the family5» request is omitted— was born in the United States on Feb. 29, 1896, a leap yssr. Ha could not hav« a birthday «u til another leap year, hut whan the year-1900 arrived it was found that under the present system the extra day was omitted. Th o next leaf) year, 1904. found him in Russia with his father, who was a mission ary. On the evening of Feh. 27 they left Moscow for Germany, and the second morning following reach ed Berlin. But here, when ho would have celebrated his long de ferred first birthday, the boy found that by the German calendar it was March 12! In Russia they had the old style calendar, which la th ir teen days behind that used in the rest o f Europe end in America, and so had not reached Feb. 29. Early in 1908 the father waa or dered to a mission in China. With his family he sailed from San Fran cisco for the orient about tha mid dle of February. I t happened that on its westward coarse across the Pacific ocean their v< the one hundred and meridian late on the even] Feb. 28. The next morning; fore, when the boy who had Haver had a birthday prepared to cele brate the event, be found on non suiting the ship's calendar that it was lu rc h I ! And when he took hie disappointment to the caffes in the officer explained to him how westbound ships lose a day in ing the Pacific ocean and hoe always drop out tha day fin they cross the one hundred and eightieth meridian. Fate teemed to have exhausted her unkind tricks with that last ad venture in midocean and on .Feb. 29. 1912, the young man his first birthday party with dor that compensated him long delav.— New York P o e t J H . . - m e N oim tli« M mwut * of CivilUwtton. . Joseph Pulitzer once sent ’ 200 cigar« to s steamship captain’ who saluted hia yacht without bloffing a whistle. The celebrated edRflfr loathed noises, and especially n< which are avoidable. . But noise appears to be the meas ure of civilization. A central A fri can tribe of 1,000 persons doestaot make s hundredth part ss much noise as 1,000 workers at Midvale. City people make more noise than dwellers in the country. One trolley car jars the air to a greater extent than fifty plows run ning smoothly in their furAws. Fortune awaits the man who will in vent a noiseless dining room on top of a tall building free from orches tras, vocalists and other disturber» politics resulted. A ll of Mr. Beech of the atmoephere. — Philadelphia er*» personal and church friends Ledger. : , worked like beavers against him and Than the Golfer Looked Glum. voted solidly for his opponent, with Occasionally golfers and their the result that he was defeated by caddies get on quite well together, a narrow margin. The attitude of the church people was that thty and s plaver who had been staying could not afford to lose their minis at a seaside resort, after tipping his caddie just before leaving, express ter, and they won the fight. ed the hope that he would sorry W i M Theos Teeth. for him again the following year. Are you watching the teeth of “ Ah, sir.” »aid the caddie. “ Any thing may happen before then,” your children carefully? “ Oh, come,” said the visitor* “ 1 As for that, are you taking the care you should of your own? «hall expect to see yon here fo r a Rheumatism in many cases is good many years y e t” caused by the poison from abac ease» “ Them’s the very words aa was at the decayed roots of teeth. said by another gent 1 carried for Mental disorders have been cured last winter.” replied the saddle, in some instances by treatment of “ and a fortnight after 1 ’eard as 'a lead!” — “ "Golf Go Stories.” diseased teeth. . wa# dc Insomnia baa been traced to the A n Inventory of A n n «, 1 « 2 A same cause. One culverin, four demiculverins, Diseases of the heart and kidneys are traceable to neglect o f tho four sakirs, one minion, ladtas for tdeth. charging the guns with powder, round shot of iron for each dsns of Get busy.— Detroit Times. gun, powder, match, long pikee, The Distant Stars. plain white halberds, blafifcbills, Few persons would gneas that crows o f iron, field oxtrees, gins for the smallest things visible to the raising the guns, lead for shot; pick- eye are the »tars. Yet. according axes, tanned hides, bondy barrels to high authority, such ia the case. (?), budge barrels for powder; lan- Great as many of the stars are in thorns, muskets, bandoliers, molds, actual magnitude, their distance is twelve longbows, twelve sheaves of ao immense that their angular di< longbow arrows, cressets, cresset ameter becomes insensible and they lights, hand and draft ropeA shov approach to the condition o f geo els, spades, «heepkins. — London metrical point«. The minute disks Notes and Queries. that thev appear to have are apori- C h a n g in g H is Spots. oue— an effect of radiation. Master— Can a leopard change Hsr Triumph. his spots? Penelope (triumphantly)— I heard Freddie— Yes, sir. lawt night that Jack was head over “ Now that's quite wrong. You ears in love with me. know that • leopard cannot change Grace (jealously)— You cannot hia spots.” believe all yon hear. “ Oh. hot he can, sir. realty,” “ Well, tell me how. theour Penelope— No. but I should not “ When he’s tired ,of Hitting on wonder i f there was something in it. one spot he can change to another. Grace— Why? Who told you? — London Mail. Penelope He did.— Exchange. a v :;. sssasm COLLEGE STUDENTS WANT WOM /• V —- — ; :*;V f T h e w o rk is bein g poshed aa ra p id ly a t possible to p ro vid e w o rk fo r th e y o u n g men And w om en w h o a re p lan n in g t o a t tend P acific C ollege th e com in g year, b a t w h o m u tt h a ve som e em p loym en t ou tside th eir regu lar college w o rk * t o help p a y th eir exp en ses.. T h e college a u th o r! ties, th e L a d ie s ’ A u x ilia ry and o th er friends o f th e college are c o -o p era tin g in this, and i t ia hoped th a t n o y o u n g m an o r w o m a n w h o rea lly * w a n ts an edu cation and is w illin g t o w o rk fo r i t shall h a ve t o g o w ith o u t i t lo r lad e o f o p p o rtu n ity fo r sell help. M o re th an h a lf o f the student b o d y did som e definite w o rk d u r in g th e p a st y e a r t o earn ex penses as th ey w e n t alon g, and the p ro p o r tio n w ill p ro b a b ly n o t be less th e c o m in g year. The y o u n g men c a n w o rk on the farm o r in th e c ity hom e fo r ro o m o r b o a rd and room , clerk in stores, d o ja n it o r w o rk , fru it pickin g, h a n d lin g w o o d , p o t a t o d ig g in g , indeed alm ost an y honest w o rk , n o m a tte r h o w hard, t o help them selves alon g. T h e y o u n g w o m e n are rea d y t o d o dom estic service, flewing, clerking, a c tin g as com panions fo r th e aged o r sick, fru it pick in g, etc. A n y w h o h a ve o r exp ect t o h a ve w o r k t h a t could be done b y college students, and w h o w o u ld be w illin g thus t o g e t g o o d service an d d o a real ser vice fo r some w o r th y y o u n g m an o r w o m a n w h o is stru g g lin g fo r an education , a re asked t o com m unicate as soon as possible w ith P resident P en n in gton o r M rs. E m m a M . H o d g in . ¡U rn ? A t* _ ¿eecueAt tue s /e n ., otonfiT e-¿not-o& t ducg& Our drug atom ia bettor than another drug atom because it has a hotter druggist and bottor drugs. Our prescriptions am filled only by on ex perienced registered pheraiedet; the drags w e use are the highest quality that con bo get* end they ere always fresh. No m atter who year doctor ie* bring your pre scription to us end knew you w ill get them filled right. Hoke OUR D rag Store YOUR Drug Stem T h e R E C A L L S to re I Lynn B. Ferguson, Prescription Druggist Cumm ins p ays cash fo r p o u ltry and eggs. * 20-tf „ M on ey t o loan on g o o d secur it y b y Clarence B utt. F o r Sale—T eam , w a g o n and harness. W ill ta k e m ilk c o w as p a rt paym ent. A ls o t w o ladies’ bicycles g o o d as new. W ill sell M rs. Id a L ie te r, o f Salem, a ll v e ry cheap. P hone Blaqk 182. v isited her sister, M rs. B. B. 48 t f R id g e w a y and fam ily la s t Sun C o w g iv in g milk, t o tra d e fo r day. w o rk horse. Phone J 9a53. Dr. T h os. H ester and w ile, of 48-49 pd. N e w b e r g £ w e r e present a t the church la s t Sunday evening. F o r Rent— Furnished ro o m w ith Dr. g a v e a y e ry in terestin g ta lk heat, a t 413 N orth M eridian. t o the C. B. S ociety. 48-49 pd. W . R. E verest is b u ild in g a W a n ted — In qu iet home, 2 o r 3 silo th is w eek ! p a r tly furnished o r unfurnished Pru n e pickin g and fillin g silos room s, suitable fo r dressm aking. w ith corn seems t o be the order M iss L . M a y W etherell. Phone o f em p loym en t th is week. Blue ¿17. I t pd. M iss M a b le Allen spent some H e a v y horse and hack t o trad e tim e a t the hom e o f M iss M il tl. dred W ills the first o f th e week. fo r c o w . Phone 9 a l5 . CHEHALEM CENTER M rs. C. L . Johnson w as g e n tly rem inded she had reached her eigh ty -th ird b irth d a y la s t Sun d a y . A s M iss M ild red W ills also had a b irth d a y an niversary, she t o o W as included in the unique surprise. M r . and M rs. H . C. Chase, C han dos Chase, M r. and M rs. K enn eth Chase and little son D orm an, o f N ew b erg, were present. A. J. Palm er, M a ry Johnson, P ra n k , C arlos, M a r gu erite and T e d d y Johnson also joined the m erry c ro w d th a t gath ered around th a t festive b oa rd which creaked and g oaned w ith th e loa d o f fried chicken, v a rio u s kinds o f salads, fruits, cakes, nuts, candies, e v ery th in g g o o d t o ea t. T h e little com p a n y numbered sixteen and w ith the exception o f D on Chase and w ife, o f A sto ria * who w ere absent, the fa m ily circle w a s com plete. M rs. Johnson and M iss M ildred W ills received a num ber o f p leasant tokens in the w a y o f b irth d a y gifts. M rs. E lizab eth M eyer, county vice-president o f W . C. T . U., and M iss E dna E verest, coun ty treasurer o f the W . C. T , U., w e n t t o M c M in n v ille M o n d a y to atten d an execu tive m eetin g o f cou n ty officers. Newberg Lodge No. 104 A. F. A A. M. Regular meeting First and Third Wednesday avenings of each month. A Visiting brothers alw ays welcome. By order W. M.. R. H. C. Bennett, L A. Hanning, Secretary, C o le « A ir T ig h t beater is the befit a ir tig h t on the m ark et and L ark in -P rin ce are the exclusive agen ts tor N ew b erg. F o r Sale— Nice 0 . I. C. sow , w ill fa r r o w a b ou t Sept. 20; 4 nice O. I. C. pigs; 1 lig h t farm w a g o n , w ith bed, $15; 1 gentle mare, w o rk an yw h ere and gentle fo r ladies, $40; 1 sm all d riv in g horse, $15. W ill sell o r tra d e fo r heifrr calves. C a ll a t W h ite & C o .’ s office, o r phone Black 56. 4 8 tf H e a tin g stoves, m ade and re paired a t T in n in g and P lu m bin g shop, N o. 711 B ast 1st. St. A l fred Wheeler. 2t W an ted — H igh est m arket price paid fo r green and dried p r o o f » a t H . S. Giles’ P a ck in g house. 3 1 tf M o n ey furnished p ro m p tly a l w a y s on real estate a t 7 and 8 p er ct. A tt y. B .A .K lik s, M cM in n ville. ---- ^--------------- !--------------------- - W o od for sale a t $3.00 p e r cord delivered, b y W. A . Parriah. Phone 33a52, o r le a v e order a t M c K e rn ’ s barber shop. tf. T o trad e fo r g o o d c o w o r h o g s , to p b u g gy o r lig h t runabout w ith delivery b o d y . A ddress B o x 491, N ew berg. I t pd. . F o r Sale— Span g o o d horses, w e ig h t a b ou t 2600, w a g o n and harness. W ill sell one o r b o th horses. Geo. H . Leach. P h on e 6 a 3 . _____________ 46 tf. I f you w ish a m o rtg a g e loan, call and see me a t the F irs t N a tio n a l Bank o f N ew berg, O regon. 50 t f D. D. Coulson. L on e F ir D airy— F o r sw eet and F o r Sale o r T ra d e— 197-acre sour milk, butterm ilk, skim m ilk D elivery m ade in stnc^ farm , ad join in g L a k e v iew , and cream. th e evening. tf L a k e C ou n ty, O regon. Inquire A. S. Em erson, Dundee, Or. 4 S tf M on ey t o loan. Address, B o x - .................... *<&■■ .i.i.i ... ...................... .. . ... I t pd F o r Sale— S w eet cream and 491, N ew berg. , butterm ilk.— N ew b e rg C ream ery F o r Rent—5-room house on 19-tf T h ird street, first house east o f F o r Sale—G oo d gra d e Cots- electric lig h t plant. P a r tly fur nished handy t o school. Inquire w o ld sheep. G ran t H eater, S p ringbrook, phone 5 a 35. o f M rs. Bankson, th ird house 48-49 pd _______________ 48-50 p d W an ted — A g irt fo r general C heat seed fo r sale b y C has. housew ork. C a ll phone Black C rater. Phone 9a25. 48-49 pd 94. 4 8 tf F o r Sale o r T ra d e —E q u ity in W a n ted — F a rm to' rent. 40 house and lo t. I f you have a n y acres, up, and close t o N ew berg. tra d in g stock, call a t 112 M o r Term s m ust be reasonable. C all to n St. after 5 p.m. House rents on o r w rite O. L . L a n gfo rd , 1402 fo r $8. F ifth street. lt p d . This little show er w ill m ake 5 acres % mile from N ew berg the farmers think a b ou t p lo w in g d epot, a ll clear. $950, $50 d ow n and y o u 'll d o w ell t o remember and $12 monthly^ Address A. you can g e t the t w o w o rld 's best B. C. care o f Graphic. I t pd. plow s, the O liver and John Deere o f Larkin-Prince H d w e . Co. M o n ey T o L o a n —$3,000 on s a tisfa ctory farm m o rtga ge. In T his is the time of y e a r when quire a t G raphic office.’ tf. y o u ’ ll have to fire up a little and if y o u ’ ve g o t a fire-place y o u M iss L illia n H aynes has re m ay need a new set o f fire-dogs turned from v a c a tio n and is pre o r a new screen t o keep the pared t o d o sew in g again a t sparks from g e ttin g ou t on v o u r M rs. M . J. Jones’ residence, 300 carpet. Y o u 'll find a ve ry com Second Street, corner of W ash plete line o f this class o f stuff a t in gton . i t pd Larkin-Prince H d w e. C o.
