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Newspaper Page Text* \ mim V*' * ’* «, V '■ K; / . js * ‘w 'J i fe H . - » / »»vi •• ' V. ■ G R A P H IC TYPEN ET-AT-LAW A NEARLY PERFECT CLOCK. C LAR E N CE B U T T The Wonderful Timepiece In Unete practice in all the courte of the tern's Novel Obeervetery. ____ attention given to pro* Although there is uo perfect ____ _ the writing o f deeds, roort- M M , contracta and the drafting o f all dock , the one that nearest ap Win MEANING OF And the Olden Time Use of and Leva Philter«. ÏET. When Swinburne, Caught by the Tide» W as Almost Prawned. •'¿SÉ* H I Rubies end Carbunolee. Carbuncles, to which the ancient* attributed fantastic properties, were in reality rubies. They served, it was slid, to give light to large ser pent* or dragons whose sight had been enfeebled by age. They bore them constantly between their teeth and laid them down only for eating and drinking. It waa even claimed that the carbuncle emitted light in darkness and that the thickest doth in g could not stop its rays. Without all the exaggeration o f such legends it was believed for a long time that rubies contained luminous rays. The truth is that they have double refraction and send out the red rays with un equal ed brilliancy. Traversed in a vacu um by an electric current, they are illuminated with a red fire o f ex treme intensity. The greateet heat does not change their form or color. Algernon Charles Swinburne, the A correspondent asks for English poet, was a superb swimmer meaning o f the word “ nepentl and fegnsa* in the water. ^PL Yet a» proaches perfection in this country, Poe’s famous poem o f “ The R aff a young man ho had a very narrow Nepenthe, according to the E s » ! the standard clock o f the United escape from drowning. States, is kept in a glass case in a tionary, means “ a kind of Swinburne waa a daring bather, potion supposed to make pel dark underground vault in the Na and he loved to go to Etretst be forget their sorrows and val observatory in Washington. It cause the opportunities for swim is so placed that no changes in tem tunes; any drug capable o f ming in the sea were so excellent ing pain or care.” perature may affect it, and it ia there. On a certain Friday in the Practice in all court«; Probate, Deeds, The keynote in "T h e Raven* ia Mortgagee and all legal papéis. A b wound half hourly by means o f eleo- grief or remorse, and the line in late summer o f 1888, about 10 tricity. Scientific officers o f the stráete examined. which the word in question is used o’clock in the morning, the poet government, regularly detailed for went alone to a solitary point on runs thus: the duty, watch over it day and Keapite, respite, and nepenthe of thj the eastern aide o f the plage, the night, constantly correcting it by memories of Gen ore. Porte d’ Amont (for there is no real observations made from the sun and So “ nepenthe” would be in unpoeti« harbor at Etretat), took off his stars. words a prescription or a potion clothes and plunged in as was bis Thus the clock, though o f itself or philter that would bring f o r - ! wont, A few minutes later a man it does not keep time with the son ! ’ Office over First National 3 and stars and the earth, ia made so getfulnesa and the respite from »c“ called Coquerel, who was on the row that came with this oblivion. ; outlook at the semaphore at the Bank accurate that even the scientists, The ancients bad great faith in foot o f the cliffs on the eastern side Phone White 3-1 who say that there ia no clock in these potions or philters, using them of the bey, heard eries fo r help and Variation« of “Hew Are You I* the world that ia perfect, call its with different imports. N epenthe,; piercing* screams, “ How do you d o ?” T h a fe Eng time “ correct.” Strictly speaking, which is supposed to have contain- He climbed up on a chalk rock lish and American. “ How do you we are assured, the only thing that ed opium, was the agent th a t! , and saw that a swimmer, who had carry yourself?” That’s French. does keep perfect time is the earth, brought Drought forgetfulness, while the dif- been caught by the tide, which runs D R . A M . D A V IS That’s changeleasly rotating through apace. ferent love philters, compounded | very swiftly at that place, waa be- “ How do you stand ?” But mathematicians and astrono from various substances from the ! ing hurried out to sea in spite of Italian. “ How do you find your mers concede that the time o f the animal and vegetable kingdoms— his violent struggles. As it was im- self?” That’ s German. “ How do big clock inside the glass case comes according to the whim o f the “ a l - 1 possible for Coquerel to do any- you fare?” That’s Dutch. “ How Offloe ever Farguaon'a Oma Stere £ “ near enough.” That means withiz chemist” or the old hag who mixed thing else to help the drowning can you?” That’ s Swedish. “ How do you perspire?” T h a fe Egyptian. them— were supposed to arouse "in man, he started to race along the PHONE BLACK 97 £ some thousandths o f a second. It is this almost perfect clock the breast o f the receiver a great shore to Etretat, when he adw the “ How is your stomach? Have you eaten your rice?” T h a fe Chinese. that sets the standard o f this coun love for the sender. Marie Martbe, one o f the fiahin “ How do you have yourself ?” T h a fe try. The inclosure in which it The old time writers are filled smacks o f the village, come roun Polish. “ How do you live o n ?” stands in the observatory at Wash with allusions to these queer po- the point. Coquerel called to the T n a fs Russian. “ May thy shadow ington ia surrounded by three walls tions, which are on a par with the boatman and directed him to the ( never be less.” That’s Persian— with spaces between. It rests on “ conjure bags” of our own southern drifting and shouting man. massive stone pillars that reach far negroes. Into these "conjure bags” ! The captain o f the smack very and all mean much the same thing. into the earth. The temperature ia the “ conjure man” or woman puts quickly understood the situation — Milwaukee Free Press. so maintained that, should a human anything that is weird or abnor- and followed the poet, who no long- Magnetic and Geographies! Polo». being step into the room, the in mal, from “ terrapin toes” to twist- er struggled, but supported turn ! I Office over U. S. Natl. Bank 3 The “ geographical poles” o f the 3 : Phone Black 171 3 crease in temperature occasioned by ed roots and locks o f hair tied with self by floating on the surface of earth are tne extremities o f the this instrument would be registered strange knots. 1 the tide. The water was hurrying imaginary line passing through its on a thermostat o f almost incredi They are all alike, a matter o f him along so swiftly that the boat center o f gravity and about which ble delicacy. superstition. The queer bags did could not pick him op until it had it revolves. The “ magnetic poles” *99999999 The corrections continually be not bewitch the receivers any more reached a point a mile to the nortb- are in no way coincident with the ing made in this d o ck ’s time by than the love philters were Cupid’ s east o f the eastern point o f Etretat. geographical pole and are deter The fisherman, whose name was mined by the “ dip o f the needle.” reason o f the astronomical observa messengers. The nepenthe, haring tions are seldom more than ten one- a modicum o f opiunj in it, probably Vallin, drew the poet out o f the wa- The north magnetic pole was lo hundredths o f a second. They are came nearer being a memory stupe- ter. Captain Vallin was not much cated by Captain James Rosa, in frequently less than five one-hun- fier than any o f the others, since it less astonished at his capture than 1831, in King William’s Land, pat the user to sleep. In an opium the Icarians were at theirs, for ths. dredths. Phonee northern Canada, latitude 70 de stupor even the “ maiden whom the Swinburne displayed his usual vi From the “ almost perfect” clock, Office, W hite 22; Res. Black 90 grees 5 minutes 2 seconds. The which is in duplicste, wires pass to angels called Lenore” would be vacity. The weather was glorious. south magnetic pole has been locat two time sending docks in another “ nameless here.” — Memphis Com The rescuers nibbed the poet’s body ed in 72 degrees 23 minutes.— New with their horny bands, and then room o f the observatory. It is mercial Appeal. York American. they wrapped him in a spare through these that time passes out ¡eh his mane o f ora < , . D~ m- „ . . . over which to the country.— New York Times. The Faint Heart. It « not likely that any English hair wa8 d ^ d _ Dr. John 8. Rankin “ Y ou say. Mr. Sibley,” said the speaking people understand so keen began to preach to the captain and girl in a low, thoughtful, this-ia-a- Healthy Pill*. PHYSICIAN u d SURGEON One day a Lancashire physician and punctilious a devotion to the his men, who surrounded him in serious-matter sort o f tone, “ that Office over U . S. National Bank on his visiting day called at the niceties o f language aa that which rapturous approval, the doctrines o f you have loved me for five years Office phone Blue 171 house of a certain patient and, after characterizes the French gramma- the republic, and then he recited to and have never dared to tell me so Residence Phone Blade 115 seeing the man, said that he would rians. We may help ourselves to them « by the hour together” the until tonight?” understand it perhaps by reading o , poema J Victor Hngo. They gave * “ Yes,” he replied. •ooooooooooooooooooooooooc» send him a box of pills. When the story told o f M. I .a many. _ niiri some food, and in the course of physician returned to bis surgery “ Well, I cannot be your wife. A One night he awoke and sprang the morning the Marie Marthe, he called fo r his assistant and told man who has no more courage than out o f bed with a wild cry. Hia with her singular supercargo, tack him to take the box o f pills to his that would pretend to be fast asleep wife came running. He waa in ed into the harbor o f YporL— while a burglar stole his baby’s 3 Littlefield & Bornie ! patient and a hamper containing six alarm and despair. “ Portraits and" Sketches,” by Qosae. shoes.” — Liverpool Mercury. hens to a friend o f his. Un- “ Why, what is the m atter?” she j the messenger bungled over gasped., Florida’« Silver Spring. his errand and took the hamper “ 1 dreamed,” said the professor. Underground drainage in many and SURGEONS containing the hens to the patient “ Oh, 1 had a horrible, a heartrend parts o f Florida has given rise to and the pills to the physician’s SIRIUS, THE DOG STAR. Office in First N at’l Bank Bldg. ing dream !” many springs at places where friend. Imagine the consternation Phone, Black 31 “ What was it?” streams emerge from subterranean If It Were Where Our Bun Is It Would o f the patient on receiving along “ 1 dreamed 1 was talking, and 1 channels. Bum the Earth to a Cinder. The number o f such with the fowls the following in distinctly heard myself utter a sen springs is very great. In size they Sirius, the dog star, described as structions: “ Tw o o f these to be tence which had a grammatical er vary from mere seeps to discharges s “ celestial furnace,” is many times *9999999999999999999999991 swallowed every half hour.” — Spare ror in it I” which give rise to creeks and rivers larger than the sun and i* forty D R . T H O S . W . H E ST E R i Momenta. large enough to float good sized times hotter, with its atmosphere o f Complimentary. passenger and freight steamera. glowing hydrogen. A Little Case of Telepathy. Physician and Surgeon Young Mr. Thorndyke, an Eng The best known and largest is the Sirius is one o f tlye swiftest .of “ There is nothing strange to me lishman, who was very prominent! 'J Office in Dixon Building ^ ^ county, Silver spring in Marion 2 PI kmm .: Offic. Whit. 22. D m . H h 80 in the operation o f one mind upon socially was invited to dine with ~ ] £ h g iv ^ ris e “ t o T l ^ e s tra m bodies in the great void, for it trav els at the rate o f 1,000 miles a min I NEWBERG - - OREGON | another,” the telepathic .woman the Allisons one evening. Louis» o f remarkable clearness and beauty ute. said. “ Once when my sister I am the younger son o f the Allisons» The water emerges from a basin Luckily for us this hot sod hasty very fond o f was operated on I went had been allowed to be one of the over thirty-five feet deep, and the speeder is swinging on an orbit so with her and sat in the anteroom a party. During a silence at the din spring is so clear that objects on the far from this world that its rays re long way off from the operating ner table, the boy asked: ’Æ M Æ W Æ S X W A w a m m bottom are distinctly visible.— Chi quire eight and a half years to room— that is, I walked up ana “ Are you an Englishman?” cago News. D R S A R A H E. SM ITH reach us, notwithstanding the fact down there, worried to death near “ Yes,” laughed Mr. Thorndyke. that light travels at thy rate of ly about her, when all at once I “ D on’t you like Englishmen?” Physician and Surgeon It Puzzled Her. ' 186,000 miles a second. I f you threw myself into a big armchair “ Oh, yes,” waa the response. A negro woman went to one o f have the tune and the mathematical Office in City Hall and went sound asleep. They bad “ Our butler is an Englishman. the telegraph companies and 're talent figure that out, and the very just given her the ether then, so Mother always says Englishmen Office Phone— White 147 quested that a watch which she car bigness o f the task will further im Residence Phone—Blue 58 her mind was at rest and rested make the most capable house serv ried be sent to her son in a nearby press you with the gratifying re mine. I slept until she came out ants in the world.” — National city. NEW BERG OREGON moteness of swift Sirins. from under the influence.” — Ex Monthly. “ We would like to accommodate x x ^ jijo ijija a s x . Scriven Bolton, fellow o f the Roy change. you, but we can’t send a watch by al Astronomical society, whose dem Baffling Old Age. telegraph,” explained an amused onstrations o f the wonders of the A Wonderful Sun. * * * * * * * * + + + + * * * » * ♦♦ * * * » ♦ » » We have it on excellent author^ clerk. ____ __ have been appearing in the heavens Arcturus is one o f the very great ity that in a hundred years’ time D R FRED H . W IL S O N | “ 1 dun send him foah dollahs de 1 jjlustrated London News, while est o f the stars, so much so, indeed, people will only suffer from old age that even Sirius probably would just as we do now from bronchitis udder day dat way, and 1 «nabj taking an aesthetic pleasure in the Osteopathic Physician and make but a poor showing in the or tonsilitis or some other prevent would like to send him j dis heah conteraplati*n of the brigbteat of Surgeon comparison if placed at an equal able disease. “ 1 haven’ t seen yon watch. I f you all could send de dxed gtore, at the same time shud- 80S 1-2 First Street Newberg y ° u . ®en“ ° c ders at the contemplation of a distance. In fact, some o f the esti lately,” our grandsons will be say monfJ« Phon«.: orti«. Bla.k 111, R.a. Rad a mates o f the light and heat sent ing to a 'm a n at the Twenty-first watch, argued the persistent n e -, oearer acquaintance with the lumi- ; nary. If it were to approach the forth by Arcturus are almost in Century club, to which he will make gress. Louisville Times. earth at the present distance o f the credible, and if really correct no reply: “ Been seedy. Had a nasty Bonanza Defined. m n it would spell goodby to all cre- planet could survive as near to attack o f old age and have jutt A certain congressman had a dis- ^ th- b ^ g 0f the back from a little aeroplane astrous experience m gold mine ° - DR. G. E. STUART ! Arcturus as the earth is to the sun. come to a cinder. trip to shake it off.” — LondOB speculations. One day a number o f earth « The change that wouid over- Thirst of Sea Birds. Physician and Surgeon ; World. hu. co llo g u e s were discusaing the ^ lan(f and aky wouid tran- Some species o f sea birds fre Chronic durâtes a specialty. Call« robject o f speculation when one of d e?erything hitherto dreamed Well, They Were the Chiekan«’. quently spend weeks at sea and are answered promptly day or night. Marian was allowed to gather the th « ™ ? ,du t0 thl> we8ten\ tnember: of,” declares the astronomer. “ In believed to qnench their thirst part Ofcce: Rooms I and 2, Gregory Building “ Old chap as an expert, give u s ^ ; heaTena wottld ^ poiaed a bril- , and there were so many that ly from the falling rains. The keen Randeece, 107 Main SL P W Red % a definition o f the term ‘bonanza. Uant lobe twenty-five time* larger dropped one or two, with the eyesight o f birds is well known, and “ A ‘bonanza,’ ” replied the west then the sun appears to us, emit * * * * * * + * * * • * * * * * + * * 9 9 9 9 9 9 sea birds have been observed flock usual result. She hurried to the ern men with emphasis, “ is a bole ing toward a storm cloud about to house and asked her mother confi in the ground ownod by a champion ting fo r millions o f miles into space gigantic fire rays and coronal burst from all points o f tha compass dentially: liar 1” — New York Globe. streamers. Bombarded by terrible “ Mother, 1 broke two eggs. Do and apparently drinking in tha wa best, the earth would become red von suppose that the chickens will C H A SE A U N T O N ter aa it deacenda from the skies. The Great London Fire. hot; its atmosphere dissipated; its be mad ?” — Indianapolis News. The greet tan don fire started in G R AVEL COM PANY vegetal covering erased; its ocean — Balt Water Bathing. the house o f a baker named Ferry- T ee Fat Far That. basins turned barren wastes, while A dip in "the briny” ia nowhere Bacon— You say you and your ner near the London Tower on the iron would flow like #atar.” All kinds o f gravel for con considered sufficient for cleanliness, wife are both taking a treatment to evening o f Sept. 2, 1666, and con Here it is shown how a man o f crete work, cement blocks, and among the Polynesians one can tinued for three davs and nights. reduce your flesh ? cold, scientific training and not giv hardly insult a man more than to o r w ood work furnished on Abont two-thirds o f the city, in en to imaginative flights like the Egbert— We certainly are. state that bis «kin shows marks o f sh ort notice. “ But neither o f you needs to be cluding a vast number o f public purely literary man, may vividly salt water. In fact, directly after buildings, the cathedral, the Royal and profoundly draw a great, over any slimmer.” bathing in the sea a bath in fresh Telephone White 85 “ Go away! Y ou've never seeB exchange and abont 100 churches, mastering picture in a few simple water is considered a necessity to was destroyed. our flat!"— Yonkers Statesman. words. wash off the salt C. R. CHAPIN LAWYER a Y i: P.F.HAWKINS i D E N T IS T DENTIST J. C. PRICE i j! D E N TIST ] I Dr. E. P. Dixon | Î D E N TIST fj PHYSICIANS S Í \ \ r W IL L E. PU RDY O f Newberg, Oregon Non-Partisan Candidate for Governor I f I am «looted Governor o f Oregon, I will indorse the good bills and the good laws o f all the political parties, and I will oppose those laws and bills that are not good for our people, regardless o f the political parties that indorse them. I will hew to the line and let the chips fall where they may. W ill E . Purdy. -P a id Adv. W. W . H ollingsw orth & So n Funeral Directors A Embalmers Calls Answered Day or Night Lady A ssistants. No extra charge Office, W hite 26 Rea. Blade 94 Newberg. Ore. ,J. H. GIBSON, Mgr. The only Abstract Books in Yamhill County Yamhill County Abstract C o. M c M in n v iix k . O regon oeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoaoeoe DETM ER W O O L E N S for fall and winter have arrived at TH E T A IL O R ’S Mueller « Come early and get A n t choice The Newberg T ra n sfe r Co. has added s REO T R U C K to their equipment which enables them to handle long distance work with dispatch Picnic Parties a Specialty Black 100 Office phone Residence phone (Red 79 Residence phone ¡Red 189 P h o n « B le e k 14 Call on Newberg Manufactur ing & Construction Co. Per W indow s, D oors A G eneral M ill W rrk, 4#3 N . M ein Street When r o a feeI Stretchy, Holt Blue sad Ont of Sorts, look to the Liver; It Is Torpid HERBINE Is the^aeeeedy Tom Weed. It la zn Invigorating tonto for I I a torpid liver. The first dose brings Improvement, s few days use puts the liver In fine vigor- i ous condition. Herbine also e x - 1 I tends its reatorstlvs Infittane* | to tho stomach and bowels. It hslps digestion and food assimi lation, purifies the bowels and brings back the habit o f regu lar dally bowel movements. When tbs stomach. Uvtr and bowels are active, bilious Im purities no longer obstruct functional processes, the result o f which la renewed energy, mental activity and cheerful spirits. JsmesF.Bsllard.Frop. St.Louie,Mo. Usa ■ye Salve for ft Cure«. Barcroft’s Drug Store Next Door to Postofflce Notice o f Appointment. Notice le hereby given, that the nnder William Iv eiett w hit« bse been duly » p i ____ •e«xeentor of the «Mate and laet will sad t«ete- ment of Blissteth H. HiSehaw, «leoeoMd. l,y the County ro o rt of Yamhill county, Ore«on end h « bee duly qualified es eueh szacutor. Therefor», *11 per»on« h a v lsf elalme asalnet tld e«Ut« ere hereby notified end required to -------it the eame duly verified to the under D»t»d thle 4th day of Auguet, A. D., 1M«. Charlee Churchill. William Krarett White. Long«, ■•Witt#' Executor of asid eetete. Nott, Attenere for cold estate.